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BUY THIS NOW ON EBAY! BUY BUY MONEY BUY MONEY!
hhhhooooooooonly kidding ;) Hopefully (time allowing) this week I shall be giving away 10 FREE Xmas card designs in full print res for you nice people to print out and send to your favrist people Something for all the family, promise :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:37,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:38,
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Yays and woo
I shall be remaking your zombie fairy again this xmas (the last one got squished).:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:39,
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I still have a squished one somewhere, it adds to the zombie-ness
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:39,
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Yes but then I'll have to squish the tree as well:P
Or the dead one in my garden:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:40,
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ha! top plan, dead Xmas tree with broken baubles
and 40 year old tinsel
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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Hahaha yeah my guest would love that:P
I was concidering a large christmas cactus.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45,
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aww
yay :)
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sarah90 >you ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:39,
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FREE?! As in 'no money please'?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:40,
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yesh
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:40,
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Not even the price of a pint?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:42,
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not even that
although if you want to post me a pint as a thank you I would be most happy. Better put it in a padded envelope otherwise it'll break
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:43,
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Handy Hint
If sending pints via post, soak it up in a sponge first. The sponge is easier to wrap. The recipient then only has to squeeze to enjoy said pint.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45,
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you've done this before
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45,
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That's effing brilliant :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:46,
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I would like to see this done
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:48,
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sponge pint squarepants
mmmm 'sees commercial aspect of this'
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49,
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tea/monitor interface
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:51,
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Better still attack one of those pointy ended straws to the package
and you can suck the contents out like a juice box!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:51,
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snow?
hahahahaha....
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:40,
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infoooooooooooooooormer!
a sciddly biddly biddly boo a licky bum bum man
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:42,
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are we scat singing?
sheebop do bada do bada sheebop skibop booah boo skibibibibibibibibbibi
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:43,
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pa-chow pa-chow pa-chow , skib dabb, diddly pah pah!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44,
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skibidi
bibidibibidibibidybibidybibidy BO!
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:47,
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*shits all over you*
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Just Flange ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49,
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that's just filthy,mister flange
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:51,
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\o/
I both hate boring the boring xmas cards you get in shops, and I'mbroke so this is ideal :)
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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yay!
*sews "help the community" badge to swimming trunks*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:42,
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Make sure you take them off first
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44,
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OW! I stiched it to my ballbag!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45,
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I just ahte christmas cards... full stop
apart from the Modern Toss ones I saw the other day. I nearly wet myself in Fopp. Very embarrassing
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44,
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you mean selling stuff? what?!
now he suggests it!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:46,
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You'll never be a millionaire
with this 'giving stuff away' nonsense
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:12,
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Tuesday Notice:
No Salesmen, No Hawkers, No Tradesmen Don't Ring, Don't Knock, Don't Call /actually, these sound good *answers door*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:42,
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Grumpy today?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:43,
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With a hint of Doc
/yes
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44,
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*hugs*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:43,
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i see what u did there
!
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45,
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Indeed, I topically referenced your post in mine
I try to do that often on b3ta, it keeps things current and lets people know what's a happenin' in the world. If you're suggesting this is something more devious I can assure you I've been doing these cards for the last week, so it's not.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:48,
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Top stuff
I had friends in Chicago doing your zombie fairy last year.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45,
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'doing' a zombie fairy?
Now, THAT'S a video I want to see
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:46,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49,
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YAY!!
if it's free, it's for me!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:46,
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christmas can fuck off
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:47,
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even if it brings free Santa outfits for Sackboy?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49,
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*sigh* that would be nice..
christmas is crap when you're unemployed/able
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:50,
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You could get a seasonal job as an elf
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:54,
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fuck off!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:55,
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:D
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:56,
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I think we need
unemployed corner for us Jobseekers three chuffin interviews in 6 weeks, what a joke
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:02,
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6 interviews in 3 weeks..
didn't get one of em...makes you feel suicidal
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:09,
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New compo - 'shop ebay
I'm making our xmas cards doubt anyone will pay a penny for mine. i mean i wouldn't. edit, ashley ill use this as my christmas card
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:47,
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hahahaha
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:56,
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That's not a poppy
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:59,
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I got sent a pack of Xmas cards for free recently
Some charity hoping I'd buy them. Which I won't. I don't even send cards.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:48,
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Yay....
* Fwaps a little
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:48,
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YAY!!
tingly and eveything
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49,
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we need an image challenge early december (unofficial if necessary)
"Christmas cards"
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:51,
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the anti-christmas card
more like
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:53,
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We did that last year...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:55,
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Superstar!
*awaits with glee* *awaits with ghee*
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Weetobix ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:13,
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Keep still...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:36,
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aagghh!! i can't look
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:37,
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neither can he
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Weetobix ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14,
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Hahaha
They're doing the 'dad dislocating/relocating thumb trick at the same time'!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:38,
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Hahaha! Well spotted...
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:39,
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this
is great. i could watch it all day
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:02,
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bindun?
...one to Hull please.
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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Hull
Now. Express delivery.
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:36,
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oh no.....i feel bad for laughing
DAMN YOU B3TA!!DAMN YOU!!!
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:36,
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b3ta shits on your ethics
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:58,
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I very much doubt it...
*disgusted with myself lols*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:36,
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Bwahahahaha
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:36,
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Stifles laffs!
fails
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:37,
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bwahahahahahaahahahahahaha
and huzzah to bad-taste yummy tasting made up confeciotnary.
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Just Flange ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:37,
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'they taste like genuine rape'
LOL
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sarah90 >you ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:40,
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hahahahaha!
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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'kin hell! That's hullworthy for sure!
(idea ripped off from the Not The Nine O'Clock News book)
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44,
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pfft!
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45,
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haha.....family butcherer
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37,
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whehe (this is so wrong!)
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:57,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:30,
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ahahahah
woo! :D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:30,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:31,
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I want a lardy Jesus!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:31,
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He's be great for fry ups!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:33,
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And now I want a fry up
Damnit!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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Hahahaha
Nice
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:31,
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you ickle fatty,jesus
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:32,
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Who says you can't eat well AND lose weight?
Bobby Sands?/Brooker genius
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:32,
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Yeah but it your birthday celebrations
that make me fatter
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:33,
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Haahaha aces!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:33,
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hahahahaha
too many fishies and loaves :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:33,
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It's the water to wine trick that really piled on the pounds...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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hehe ok
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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hahaha
wide angle grins
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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haha, nicely!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:36,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:36,
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hahahaha reminds me of this...
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:39,
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Fantastic!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:37,
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hahaha!
:D
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44,
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my MOTHER ends in less than an hour!
id prefer not to post this but its goin so cheap and its my fave canvas ive done! its so sad. very very sad. so bid on it!shop.ebay.co.uk/merchant/swampmonsta
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:24,
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He has a person willy!:O
EDIT: Whitewashed breeze blocks. Aaaart Stuuudent!!!:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:25,
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noooo!
i didnt go to university! that was at an exhibition in bristol! i got a c for gsce.
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:30,
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shit
im not sellin this well am i.
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:31,
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i have been made uncomfortable by the graphicness
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:25,
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Lovely
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:27,
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Five pounds of pubic hair
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:28,
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It's all your fault!
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:28,
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I bumraped one just this morning!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:29,
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I'd heard your cock was small...
...but that is minute! ;o)
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:29,
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Yeah well
I only had a semi colon.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:34,
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Was it...
...on its period?
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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sorry!
i can`t help it! it`s how a talk!
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:33,
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You were typing though:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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so basically you're hawking out here in the hope of getting a higher price in the last 40 mins
no harm in trying, I suppose. lovely style at any rate :) If you value your work higher, then put a higher or minimum starting value on bidding so you're happy for it to be sold at that price.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:28,
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either that or he's showing off how much he gets paid.
either way...................
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:30,
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*gets ready to post huge A1 size .pdf plans to advertise my architectural services*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:32,
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Should't the board nazis...
...be wheeling out the bum-rape machine? Isn't this SPAM?
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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they possibly should, but they could all be sleeping
let's not wake 'em
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:36,
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Spam or Art?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:36,
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There's only one way to find out....
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:40,
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thanks.
grass!
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44,
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Am I on ebay?
seems ebay day today
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:30,
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I would, but I have no money and it's a scary pic
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:31,
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GEEZ!!!!
hadn't seen that before, and i can't think of anything i'd want less on my walls. no offence, but it is a bit visceral isn't it? Really lovely style, but a bloodied looking birth hangin on my wall would require far too much explanation.
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Just Flange ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:31,
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Perfect for...
...a hospital maternity ward, or abortion clinic.
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:34,
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pffffffft!
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Just Flange ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:38,
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Armistice Day. When poppy wreaths are laid out in front of the Cenobite.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:24,
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i have nothing to say to this
but i rather like it
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:25,
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ghoul :P
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:27,
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you love it
you dirty bitch
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:28,
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pfffffttttt.....
I fear the casualty list may be a bit higher than normal
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:26,
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"FEEL THE DELIGHTFUL PAIN!"
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:26,
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haha .........and phalic too...
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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I never even considered that :D
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:47,
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GUS IS DEAD :-(
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:19,
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oh now,how will i get through the day
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:20,
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I no!
*holds*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:21,
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You no?
Or you know?
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:27,
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I know no, or I no know!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:29,
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.
Now I know you no know.
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:31,
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biscuits obviously!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:21,
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good point
jammy dodgers - proven to help you through crisis
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:23,
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should we meet up and talk about it?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:23,
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No as obviously I'm not a real person
Just a glitch in the internetz
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:24,
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Now I feel more alone then ever... ;-(
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:27,
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only if he's got biscuits
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:24,
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Aaaaw. He's gone to the big minger kennel in the sky.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:21,
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If I bought this, I'd be a liar
Click for bigger
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Duyster ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:19,
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does the flavour vary from person to person?
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:19,
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it depends on what you've eaten beforehand
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:21,
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Hippy Bistro!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:22,
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hahaahahaha kiwilols
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:22,
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I like it
You call yourself a n00b? By which of course I mean, welcome, pull up a smug bastard, shop yourself a kitten
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:24,
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It's big, but is it fizzy?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:28,
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Is that the flavour?
It's not very macho to drink penis flavoured beverages.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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Hello
Have a kitten and welcome.
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:01,
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Nervous cow is watching you....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:10,
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is she a friend of paranoid yorkshie?
edit: i think she's saying "m. mm. mmm. mm. mm." real quick
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:11,
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Teefs!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:11,
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I second ^this^ motion
Teefs indeed
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:14,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:14,
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Extreme TEEFS!!!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:15,
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That unnerves me!
Animate it!
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:16,
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oh shit!
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:17,
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Hahaha
That's made my day that has:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:15,
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The one at the back's a smug looking one
I'd slaughter that one first
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:11,
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the one on the right is a subwoofer cow.
i think they are beatboxing.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:13,
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*unleashes the pearoast*
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:11,
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But is it rechargable?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:18,
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:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:28,
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:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:22,
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Hahahaha...
You've just raised the steaks...:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:18,
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Why's she nervous?
This steak knife isn't aimed at her, honest. And this isn't mustard in my pocket.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:19,
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Hahahaha
That started up very strangely! Have a hearty woo! :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:22,
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In shops now...
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Ninj ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:08,
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heheh
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:09,
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Hahahahaha!!!!
I'd play it. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:10,
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hahahahaha
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:10,
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Hahaha excellent, and I've just been to the newsagents...
So when are you going to use some of your Nuts money to buy an icon, eh? ;P
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:11,
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Ninj in Nuts?
Which piccy?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:14,
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I know I must buy an icon...
...I'm not tight honest ;-)
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Ninj ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:17,
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:) I'm only kidding!
Woo to everything!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:29,
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Haha! Nicely :)
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:15,
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shoot him down...
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:19,
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i never got this silly religion
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:02,
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Smuggist Monks?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:04,
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Pastryiots?
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:04,
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Frenchbakedgoodism?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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Onward croissant soldiers,
marching as to war, etc.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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*giggles*
Winner!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:06,
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Hmmmmmmm
Jum jum
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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I think I need my eyes testing
It took me ages to spot them.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:07,
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i don't know who they are.
i didn't shop them in there
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:08,
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Just 'pop' this in...
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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thats no poppy!
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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damn you!
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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thats no poppy!
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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damn you!
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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aaaaah
what going on????
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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we may have
entered the twilight zone briefly
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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thats no poppy!
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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*creates hole in space time*
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:54,
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damn you!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:09,
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Well, I was going to say "That's no poppy"
but there's not much point now, is there?
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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Neither is this:
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:01,
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That's no blancmange!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:56,
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poppycock!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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damn you!
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:03,
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are you my mummy?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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That's no Death Star!
It's a poppy.
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:00,
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is this a tribute to all of the glorious imperial storm troopers
who died in the cowardly terrorist attck on the happy star (branded the "death star" in terrorist propoganda)
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:00,
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That and
my Grandad ;)
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:03,
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Grand Moff Tarkin is your grandad!
Wow!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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^ This
Bastard Terrists!
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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This!^^^^
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:08,
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Least we forget!
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:11,
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Pfffffft!
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:16,
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thats no whelk
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:04,
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Hahaha
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:10,
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Lovely.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:11,
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I actually had a suit glare at me as he had a poppy and I didn't when in ta shop this morning.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:16,
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Super :)
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:17,
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Just Philidephia?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:24,
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one's shot
issa bullseye
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:34,
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Could just be Poppin's minge
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:37,
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Harrumph
Disrespectful toe rag. People DIED so you could post talentless crap like that. SHAME ON YOU! </dailymailblog>
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:12,
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He's after our jobs and sleeeping with our children!!!:O
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:14,
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Cart 1 of 1200
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Maynard Human After All. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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Mega Drive for the mfw! \o/
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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mfw?
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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mega fucking win?
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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*gets with the times*
damn you whipper snappers!
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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milfy fire whale
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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female parental intercoursing victory
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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my fat wank
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SiX and his hat ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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figured as much
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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My Fair Wady
/Jonathan Ross Musical Blog
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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*spang*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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ebay?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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It seems...
I forgot to get rid of the thing on the source image. Damn.
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Maynard Human After All. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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tsk
shame on you and after you'd gone to all that effort .... 9 1/2 out of ten
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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i think it looks better with the tag
but it is a well deserved 9.5
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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Hahaha!
That would be cruel!
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..wil ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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I'm not with you here, sir.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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it's a big game
would have to come on many, many cartridges...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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Oh, right.
I don't own a console, so that rather flew past me. Sorry.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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quick comparison
Megadrive game, typical size = 200-400k, some of the later games were 1-2meg. GTA 4 = roughly 4.5gig Your typical Megadrive might just need a few cartridge swaps. Nerd talk over, I'm oooota 'ere till tonight :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:44,
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Ha Ha!
Is there an Amiga version? Does it come on 10000 disks?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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*takes one step*
*Please insert disc 2 of 10000*
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Maynard Human After All. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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I have an external disk drive
so I can do 2 disks at a time! How cool is that?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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'do' pfft
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:49,
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Proper office lol
except not in office and didnt get joke and not really proper
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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woo yey
I might fire up the ol mega-drive later. try it on the new 42" tv
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SiX and his hat ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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streets of RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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Sonic the hedgehog 2
& Knuckles. Ultimate win. Also, Battletoads.
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Maynard Human After All. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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^this
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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golden axe 2
I think
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SiX and his hat ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:29,
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i've always wondered what sonic 3 & knuckles would be like in a 42" HDTV
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:30,
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Bloody fantastic!
Play it via a pc/emualtor and it upscales to 1920x1080 :D
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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*drools*
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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Altered Beast!
was fucking dreadful
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:31,
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It wasn't that bad....
...this one is though
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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It hasn't aged well
I borrowed the megadrive collection for my PSP. (Sorry, but I dont know who that is)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:38,
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sex change beast from Big Brother
Got a good megadrive emu for the PSP, plays far more games :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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Toe Jam & Earl
with the hallelujah powah up
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Le Snoet ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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columns
loved that.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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Starts the bidding at £1
*bid*
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:44,
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I know what I want for Christmas
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:45,
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Oh my god.
That's amazing.
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Maynard Human After All. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:48,
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slow for a tuesday isnt it?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:48,
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there does seem
to be a big lack of L posts so far today *touches wood*
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:51,
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NOOOOO
you'll jynx in!
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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Everyones at the Cenotaph for Armistice day
not
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:53,
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Since there seems to be a theme going here...
...apologies if slightly late for the bandwagon...
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:17,
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You are 364 days early for International Whelk Day
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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they start early these days
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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like xmas
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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whelks dont have christmas do they?
I must have missed that
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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EVERYTHING has christmas
except muslims
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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muslim whelks eh
do they have Burkhas too
(
boff FL OZ ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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Yeah,
but the cheeky fuckers still get presents for Winterval/Kwanzaa/Wednesday.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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i dont think i'd be comfortable with the present exchange...
...all those tightly wrapped boxes :-s
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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and wombats.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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I saw lots of wallabies on Friday.
Aren't they shit?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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indeed. kolas are much more plesant, slightly tighter and they'll scream.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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what about drop bears?
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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hum i don't like them, they drink rum.
bunyips now there's something...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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Don't call them shit just because they wouldn't sex you in the face
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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that's another advantage of the koala, you just have to pick the right gum leaf to rub on your nob.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:34,
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Do they?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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yes
are YOU wibbling correctly sir? *looks suspicious*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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Always, sir, always
*wibbles like a good 'un*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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What if we changed it to whelk wheek?
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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Well, I just got home from work
And we're a day ahead in the Antipodes, so please accept my lateness :)
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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apologies accepted
all whelkyness greatfully accepted they would have been proud
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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Aw shucks
You're Whelkome! :D
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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THIS
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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Did you see this btw?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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Ha Ha!
Topical AND Whelk-filled! Indeed, an excellent molluscine sketch, sir.
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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cheers
did you also spot the second whelk?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:07,
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Jonathon Ross facial sexchange surgery:
Looks sorta like some American politician, Brand would probably f*ck it... ;)Previously: b3ta.com/board/8922199
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..wil ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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looks like Cagney
could be Lacey
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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Looks kinda like
Jennifer Saunders.
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Joliet ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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this is truly
horrible :-(
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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These are utterly terrifying
But so so woo! Have you tried the feminising parameters on a woman?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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Yeh, see previously! I think all but the Angelina Jolie work well, but that's cos I cheated cos I couldn't get the eyebrows to work,
And cheers for the woo, they are just fun to do and I'm genuinely interested to see the outcome!
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..wil ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:19,
archived )
Oooh, how about Christopher Biggins?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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Ha! Can do, but I was going alternately 'Male-Female' so the next ought to be female really,
tho then again he does wear a dress a lot... ;)
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..wil ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:24,
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Ah ok *thinks*
Natasha Kaplinsky!Bet Christopher Biggins comes out looking like Su Pollard. Or a young Timmy Mallet.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:26,
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I have no clue who that is *googles* ah ok...
well, can do, but I was thinking of Milla Jovovich of Resident Evil/5th Element fame, but that would be bloody hard simply due to I'll bet I can't find any of her without serious maquillage, and that's a REAL pain to remove...
(
..wil ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:33,
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So...she's a bloke now?
Nicely done. Squirlz Morph, perchance?
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:15,
archived )
Just Photoshop Liquify and then the 'Morph' is just a normal tweened fade between the result and the original,
it's based on surgery guidelines, a nose, chin and brow reduction then a brow lift to lose the fatty roll most guys have over their eyes, the fade work better on some than on others, the main problem being trying to keep the K down.
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..wil ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:22,
archived )
He's turned into Rufus Wainwright!
(
ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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*puts onto the Sachs offenders register*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:21,
archived )
oh my lord....
and that'd be a *SPANG* for you, my good sir.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:22,
archived )
I told my mother that joke on Sunday
She's still laughing
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:22,
archived )
Nitrous Oxide
Wonderful stuff.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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I am well aware of that
/so drunk on it she nearly fell off the bed blog
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:37,
archived )
Very clever.
And really spooky... :D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
archived )
Cheers!
Altho I just noticed I left in his sideburns, lol!*edit* adjusted it a little bit to look more like a stray hair strand, refresh to see...
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..wil ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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i'm rather liking these
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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Y Fank U!
Good to know! :D I'm prolly gonna do at least a few more as I feel I'm getting a good feel for it now!
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..wil ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:41,
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These are both wonderful and scary in equal measure.
*clicks from behind the sofa*
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:07,
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let's vote to have him done
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:36,
archived )
nicely done....
doesn't work lol
(
Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:12,
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catch me if you can
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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hoof her over the bar ftw
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:10,
archived )
the expression is perfect!
wonderful.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:10,
archived )
Royal Wedgie!!!
"Let go of one's undergarments!" is what the expression tells me? Good shoppin'
(
Q4nobody ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:26,
archived )
Go fer it Maj.....
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:10,
archived )
RUN!
THERE IS THE GRANDSON OF A CRIMINAL BEHIND YOU!
(
Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:11,
archived )
look I know he's one of the senior members of the squad but he's not that old
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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great grandson?
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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possibly.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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hahaha!
just dawned on me, was about to ask, is he?
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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if hes an aussie
then yes :-)
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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it's not a complete yes.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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aborigine?
ill stop now...sorry
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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they have a criminal record instead of a birth certificate.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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Hahahahaha!!!!
Spot on! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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I volunteer to do to the same to any bird who so desires.
GET UP THERE MORTLOCK!!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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RUCK OVER
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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hahah that reminds me of
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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splendid
feels a flood of cross posting coming on
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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Shit
Our secret weapon has been discovered! GWAN YER MAJ!
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Joliet ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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Go m'am go
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:14,
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RUUUUNNNNN!
:D
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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Good, great stuff!
I clicked
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:16,
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:D
It is lovely having her maj back :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:22,
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luvvly tackle
*curtsies and steps back*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:46,
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Gary Glitter, Ginger Spice and the Archbishop of York, Dr John Sentamu walk into a bar...
...and Ginger Spice replies, "I actually asked for a 12 inch pianist."
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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He shouldn't smile
It's too terrifying
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:46,
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I agree.
It's this horribly forced rictus that does absolutely nothing to ingratiate him to anyone. Serious Brown is serious, so he should look serious.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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Aw
I think he looks special
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Joliet ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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Superman Special or Special Bus Special?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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Definitely special bus
I'm off to finish my last bit of data entry. Nobody post anything good until I get back!
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Joliet ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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But what about the bounce?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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Indeed.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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licifer
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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but does it blend?
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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its a flood!!!
and this is fucking woo! i cant help but hear a mongs laugh when watching this...AHUH HUH HUH HUH!
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:46,
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:D
very very good. who says Fifers don't have a sense of humour?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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Well, me for one.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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what about Michelle...?
Michelle Fifer .... HA HA HA HA HA HA *dies*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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dear, oh dear...
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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I do.......
I emigrated there several years back.....
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angriestangel ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:00,
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Haha. Good one Gordy
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Ian Woosnam ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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Haha
*runs*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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Does that mean you laughed so much you shat yourself?:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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I must put it in my big diary...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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Naaa
It'd leak out, like a juicy shit sarnie!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:00,
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where is dixon I haven't seen him on here for ages.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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Quite so.
Not sure.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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it seems that he went to lunch and never came back
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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Are you stalking him?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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he's about a 40 yo dude lives in germany.
no no, he's not on my stalking list.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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I know who/where he is...
He's a Derby bash regular, bless him.and he's rather lovely, actually.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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dixon and gruntfuttock sitting in a tree...k...i...double s...i...n...g...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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it wasn't a tree.
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:21,
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it was the cathedral?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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none of your beeswax
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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ning k3b/-\b
hows life after uni?
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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So fucking boring.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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Well-earned
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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Wow that's better than an Ocsar!
Far worse though and I feel so bad about it. I just went to the shop to get some binbags and they were having a two minute silence for rememberance day. I meant no disrespect to the occasion but purely because it would be wrong to look anything but solemn, I found it hard not to crack a smile.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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shame on you
giggles
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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That's nerves talking
or summat People being solemn make me giggle. I'm terrible at funerals.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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You are the lead singer of the BareNakedLadies
AICMFP
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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No, but I am barenaked
Maybe I should leave the clown's nose at home at moments like that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:17,
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:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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just spent my 2 mins silence
taking a shit. Didn't grunt or anything during though, got me respect.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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I bet you were even flying your trousers at half mast too!
They would have wanted it that way.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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Your alligator has the clap!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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Hahaha
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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*votes*
sounds a good'un
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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God he's such a cunt :D
Gordon, I mean :p
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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God too though....
if you think about it... too much...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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Someone, please, put him out of my misery.
And if you can take out the bitch next to him, that wouldn't be a problem, either.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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*nukes site from orbit*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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The best strategy, always - I've been told it's the only way to be sure (to be sure)
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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tory
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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He should use this
as his next campaign advert. Ingratiate himself to the people.
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Joliet ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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Hehe, nicely animated!!
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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breasts, breasts, breasts
Weeeeee!
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Joliet ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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I've had them both
/ac
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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hahahahaha
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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:D
Hahahahahaha!!!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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WOO
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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periscope up.......aaaaaargh
dive,dive
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:06,
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oh christ that's perfect.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:23,
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nicely sir
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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Hahahaha...
You are fab, nuff said *clicks*
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Ninj ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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mange tout flambe
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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champ
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:07,
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Tee, heee, heee
Love the bouncing Brownie and the added B3ta jokebook. He's getting more like Terry Jones by the day? Very well done.
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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Bindun, shirley?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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:D
Nice!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:46,
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haha
yes, somewhere, not sure about on b3ta though.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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ikea...in the face?
that some sort of american-italian act of violence?
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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Little bit of RIS here, chap...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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Ikea - well known purveyor of cutlery, tableware and furniture...
EDIT not to mention NETHERMOST PIT OF HELL
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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they apparently do a good cheese cake
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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Dime bar cake FTW!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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Great Place for hiding things, though.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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Årka Kövennante with some lovely scatter cushions :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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Hahahaha!
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Joliet ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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as far as I'm concerned
Ikea is an adult version of "Kinder Surprise".
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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Supplies!
(
Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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AAARGH!
*shits self*
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Joliet ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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giggity.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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Absolutely superb!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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ha ha ha !
(
Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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Hahahahahahahaha
splendid
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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How unexpected!
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Joliet ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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the lower part of the clock
reminds me of the grateful dead skull
(
inexpressible started a joke on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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Holy Moly!
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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no
yays:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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great idea, ikea should stel this for their ad campaign
(
Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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Pffft!
I hate them places! :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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nooooooooooooooooooo ikea nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not more of your easy to assemble furniture
and unusually edible, but not quite right cake.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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Tails make for excellent racquets.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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Nice beaver
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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Thank you, I've just had it stuffed.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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^ Git ¬
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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- I've seen your photos
- I was young, I needed the money! - No, some other photos
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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I know... I have just had it stuffed
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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*dances a mindpiss jig*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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Arf!
TJ: "Normal" Hard hats are for Wooftas!
(
Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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\o/
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:45,
archived )
This image pleases me greatly
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:46,
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