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[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Bottom line makes it ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# 'ning miss
*fondles appropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# blow up?
self absorb?

knit kittens?

what?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Grow extra limbs and eat cashew nuts
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# dance.
naturally. ;)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# "...a couple of dozen pixels taller than it would otherwise have been"
I think
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hahahaahahha
*chokes on coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Haha
Fab sub-heading! :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Oh, those good old days...


How are you, mr. kick?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# \o/ to both!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# fine thank u!
and you?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I'm fine also

preparing for Cuba next week lololol!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# LOL
when my baby, when my baby looks at me I go to CUBA
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# yeah yeah, whatever, "ooooh look at me , i'm c_kick, i'm all talented and shit!" i'd like to see you come up with something like FUCKING NARWHALS.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# you were abused as a child?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# que?
EDIT: i was being sarky, i clicked an' everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I gathered :)
but seriously, ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# oh well
I was abused

by thirty coalworkers. I was 23 at the time, and I had just finished working in 't pit myself.
Oh I remember the days. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. Lying there. Waiting. Getting softer.
And each minute in the mine, Gary, Bob and Lennard were growing stronger.

oh, the anticipation.

23 fucking years old
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# the empire certainly told them unions, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# That's a WOO
and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# it's reeeet grim ooop North
*mine's fork oal*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ooh that's lovely
it'd be great to frame it and sneak it onto a pub wall amongst lots of other old photos....
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# gaz me your mail
I got it at 1024x768
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] There's only one rag for the Modern Man in New Delhi!
.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha, ooh, new take!
*click*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# slightly different take
www.b3ta.com/board/8937307

I've learned not to do Front Pages now after my one yesterday dropped off the board without attracting a single reply :'(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# :) to the link
:( to the dropping-off-the-board bit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I've come to terms with it...
It was a pretty rubbish effort tbh
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# *AAAAAAAAAAAAAHahhahahha*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Ha Ha
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha!!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# heheh
CLIT BANG!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Did you notice the free poster?
DOUBLE-SIDED!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# In other news...
ROLFCOPTER
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# COPTER?


I'M SOOOOOOO BORED
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Pfft.
Helicopters are male!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# That's quite woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# "I KNEW it was a trap!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# It's a crap!
Sorry - carp.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Is this the most obscure quote to become famous?

Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# This is b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# it is?
then I'm on the wrong special interest site
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I imagine you saying that in a 300 kinda way
THIS IS B3TA!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I imagine it more in a softly-spoken, camp sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Ooh no...
...it's not a discuss, I think it's a Carp fish, discuss are big 'n' flat :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I always get the two mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# small common carp.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# No.
"Excuse me Mr Bunington but my wardrobe remains uninflated" is, which is from Shakespeare's oft-misquoted play "The Rotayshun ofe Jemmima Puddelducke - A Studie Ofe Incongruous Juxtapi"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# It's not just famous on B3ta. 4Chan use it a lot - just for a different thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# And Robot Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# a paedophile police trap?
operation ore stylee?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Nah.
Trannies and stuff. Google 'Line Trap' for more info.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ..............................
i found it on encyclopedia dramatica.....................i think i want to die............or cut off my winky.....................................................
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# All will be absorbed by it been a dog
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ^ Brill
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha!!
we can't repel hooks of that magnitude!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha!
I thought he was wearing a string vest at first
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ...
thought hoped
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# eeuw no thanks
however I once served Paul Weller in a shop and he was was wearing one and I would
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# i'll just slide this in round the back
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# It's Friday!
And I've been flicking through an Adam Hughes sketchbook.....

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# A man sitting on a chairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# then what happaned?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He feels a sense of enourmous tedium.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# unexpected not wanting to buy the screenplay
POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ARGH. MY MIND UNRAVELS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# EMBRACE THE UNIVERSAL ELECTRICITY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *shimmers*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# [sound effects]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# The chair is upside down
he is actually not so much sitting as taking a chair leg in the anus, he's greased it up with chip fat and is sliding up and down, moaning gently. The man in question is in fact third-rate badger eater Bear Grylls and he's being filmed for the new series of "I'm a Celebrity"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Furthermore he is a busty cat.
WAIT, NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I heartily endorse this idea
Esther Rantzen wanking him off would be the flourish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# were you at the recording?
She wanked him off into the waiting gob of Brian Paddick, who gulped it down hungrily.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# while George Takei took her roughly up the Gary
I, er, borrowed the tape afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# The funny thing was
that it turned out George was born without a penis and was merely waggling his bollocks in the direction of Esther's grapes and winnets, there was no penetration at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# poor George
but the way it's shot you really can't tell
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# when he was filming Star Trek
he used to put David Rappappapapapop down his trousers to form the appearance of his famous prehensile cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I didn't believe the wife at first when she told me he was in that .... programme.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Is he?
I assumed emvee had made it up.
Bear Grylls isn't really in it is he? I definitely made that up!

edit/ just went to the ITV site to check and was immediately confronted with the headline "I'm Bear Grylls!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I actually know who 6 out 10 of them are
that's not bad going
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I picked up either the bog paper or the london shite this week
otherwise I'd have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# while Ant' and Dec' looked on embarrased and uneasy
as they have never yet been able to express their love for one another...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Well; if that's the kind of thing you like to see....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# You did it wrroooonnnnnnng.
Baaaaaaaawwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# That man is not enough of a smug wanker
to be Bear Grylls.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# bloody hell
that never happened before
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I don't know what sort of accent Bear Grylls has
but it's close enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
"... I'm not sure nurse - I was putting some curtains up and I fell backwards and next thing I knew I had a chair up my arse..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# "...no, no I don't know why the chair leg was greased with chip fat..."

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# "... I ...erm.... think that to pull it out
you're probably going to have to push it in as hard and far as you can, repeatedly.... and call me a bitch while you spit into my eyes... I ... erm... think that's the only way... so I've heard..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# a bear which refuses to compromise
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ... a basking shark which plays by it's own rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ... the entire cast of Fame in wheelchairs
wheelchairs one wheelchair
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# a lesbo with an asbo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# a hobo with an oboe
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# A Mod in a suit that's Zoot with a Flute!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# a marmoset with a clarinet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# a Toblerone with a saxophone
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# a drunk tit with a drum kit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# That's just the OED definition of
a drummer

EDIT: Mrs Mangle with a triangle
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# :)
"... someone who hangs around with the band..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# ...suddenly finding they're in demand?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# the Kaiser with a synthesiser
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Ally McBeal
at the wheels of steel
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Darth Vader
on the master fader
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# a couple of flies taken by suprize when they realise they've won first prize.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# The last Russian Tzar
with a bass guitar
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hale & Pace on the double bass
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# a vampire bat
with a Fender Strat
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Barack Obama
in a lift
with a llama
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# barry manilow in a bungalow
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Keith Chegwin, in a yacht, with a headwind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# a set of compasses
with attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# MIIIIIINK!!
*hugs*
how the hell art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# been better
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# oh,
well... i'm ok...
whats up matey?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# no job
the kids all have colds and now i've got it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# kids colds are the worstest!
no jobs coming up then?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *hands lemsip*
*gives shoulder rub*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# a love lorn satsuma crying over the recent death of a pet.
fruit with tits for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# the transvestite owner of a scurrilous website
whoring himself on the streets of Camden
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# no one would want to see such a thing

Of course, if the trnasvestite was depicted as a red squirrell....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Mr. Emap could be that penguin thing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# snails at a speedcore gabba party
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# snails love it loud and dirty
the filthy sonic gastropodian whores.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# though they are continually frustrated
by their inability to hold a glowstick
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# bumph..bumph..bumph...bumph
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# The rest of that pinup :D
Grabbing your hoe and getting to work.

Chloe handing out soup dishes for impoverished badgers in the local soup kitchen. Because she's the giving type.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# this isn't me!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/8930601
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Two thirds of Natasha Kaplinsky
I leave it up to you which two
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# pension day
in mad max's local post office
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# A shark picking chum out of his teeth
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i hate how programmes about sharks are always invariably about chum
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Are they, I haven't noticed...
I think they tend more to be about big things with teeth
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# for a moment they are then out trots the chum and they tell you all about what it's made of and yak, yak, yak
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Are you sure you weren't watching 'Cooking for Sharks' with Gordon Ramsay?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# not if it had Gordon 'arrogant cunt' Ramsay in.
sorry mum...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Must've been 'Two Fat Great Whites' then
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
you all set for saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Should be :)
Barring problems with little missus!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Art Garfunkel
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# A mink in the sink
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# was i tap dancing?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Looked more like the jitterbug
with your balls rhythmically swinging
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# WHALES ON STILTS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# More evil beings of Pipingrad!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# GMOS with a yellow hue
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# A thoroughly disgruntled looking tortoise.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# nurses, obviously.
but since you already did that, draw a soviet parade.
EDIT: a soviet nurse parade would be the obvious outcome of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# How about a
heavily breasted maiden reflected in a fish tank . . . or summat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# It's been done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Damn!
Missed it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# How to play...
...Fallout 3 ;)
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# still new so i need to ask
is it a done thing to colour/shade some of your artwork and post it on here?

i realise this is down the board too so you may miss the request
(ganainm, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Happy Fridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# celebrates by showing penis to random officechick
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# that reminds her to chuck out those old 3.5" floppies
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Have you tried CaptionX yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# still 2 inches longer then yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# nice of you to take notice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# no worries ;-)
always watching
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Coffee + monitor moment here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# haha
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Fiiiive daaaays.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# shitting crikey so it is
luckily I'm a-working on sumthin'.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I, too, will have to start working on something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# AH DOO DECLARE!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# i was not expecting that
thats ace that is
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# At least their was no favouritism
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Yays
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Izzy's laughing?
great isn't it?

lucy sounds like darth vader just now
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# She is :)
I was blowing raspberries on her tum and she just started chuckling :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# most splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
#
As awesome as cracking all your finger while covered in jam
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ouch!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha - That is ace!
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Wheee!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Wheeee!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# absolute soopah
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha

Love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# That's a nice tight racing line he takes there
the cheeky scamp
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Mmm, King of England I shall not be...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Well done
*gold star*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
PEPPERS 4 LYFE
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *comforts*
what's wrong petal?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ooh you talented lil bastard you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Flattery...
...will get you everywhere ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# And this possibility pleases the Emperor
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# It's
The Emperor who Stole Christmas!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Awww bless him!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] underwater, no-one can hear you spang
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# right...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# 'ning all


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ver' nice :)

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# BOOOBS!
*three beers at lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I approve of this post
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I approve of this post and the one to which it relates.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# YOU!
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# YOU!
*looks at enhanced reflecto boobage*


*and hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Cheeky :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# guilty as charged
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# You ok then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# yes and no
generally yes but i've now got this cold the kids had
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Hellooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# golly!
as in, 'good golly', not a reference to the Robertson's racist marmalade-plugging motif.


(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] A snail, in a pail of curly kale, sitting on a Daily Mail while a pale Dale, in chain mail, holds a flail being blown by a strong, yet isolated, gale.


EDIT: now with added tag
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# The snail failed to leave a trail
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# he was on bail from jail
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *lets out a wail to no avail*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# While searching for the holy grail
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# SOME call me
... tim?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Should be
Tim the Horny
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Crikey!
It's Griffy Savalas!

Griffy Savalas is here everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# That is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# haha, I was trying to work all this out before I saw the title.
do you have it in braille?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Ahhh, the holy grail
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# pissflappery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# unfortunately not
I am fail.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hehe!
But you forgot the fail! ')
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# it was included by it's absence.
GAH! PARADOX!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *Phooom!*
'But nothing has changed', said the bowl of petunias.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# anyone else think its weird
seeing dale winton pale?
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# well it rhymes and it was a hell of a lot easier than making the original bodies limbs orange
so it seems sensible to me :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha i know tis a great pic!
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha - superb - i just had to google 'curly kale' too
I'd never even heard of it - now I've learnt a new word for today - not too sure how useful it will be in the future but thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# They mostly come at night
mostly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I agree with the flustered fat fellah.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I feel I should know this text from some place....
but I can't for the life of me think where?

Edit: Now I am all for obscure film references...but blimey fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
#
dog day afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# it was good in its day
a bit dated in our new fangled modern life
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# oooh come on, it was a pacino classic!
with abrilliantly odd twist.....SPOILERS"i'm robbing a a bank." "but why?" "well, to pay for my boyfriends sex change op of course"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt0072890/
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Apparently...
this

Though I've not seen it...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# he so gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# 't was dark times
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Ooooh... that's a cracker!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Ahh, the good old days
/retro sci-fi blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Mmm ... dark ...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# mmm darker ;)


Click for bigger (163KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Yes it was!
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# may I please
save that and use it as a background?

it also gets a woo and a click of course.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# TIP CHUFFING TOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Kill it with paper clips!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Can it be killed with hammers?
fine work!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# eeeeeehehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Anyone got some apple sauce?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# tastes like human
bacon bacon bacon bacon
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Soylent Green is people!!!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Mushroom! Mushroom!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Send that to the Daily Mail!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# EAT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Aw
:)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# So....
THAT'S what a Fresh Water Mole looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Babe 3: Pig in the Chinky?








Apologies in advance if anyone finds the word "Chinky" offensive
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Heh heh, I like this one :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# lol
also liked the guy who stood next to the 'god hate fags' crazy's with a sign with the tekst"god hates signs".
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
Hooray! A funny one...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# No apostrophe in "demands"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Well proofreeded.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# The proofreaders should have spotted that one!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Demand is what?

haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Thanks to Floppy Donkey for the inspiration.

Have you ever seen them in the same room? I don't think so...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# but her mum was yoda!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Ha.
Could be arranged...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# It's fairly well established...
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=queen+mum+yoda&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ...there is another!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
#
jelly.b3ta.com/board/8937291
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Fank oo.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# and her pussy is haunted
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Frankie Boyle FTW.

An orgy in a minefield.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Cheers.
I will admit to being pleased with the result.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# hehehe nice one !
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Thanks!
'Twas your idea!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Excellent!
But Tony Hart is the Emperor...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Soup Herb...
But where does he shoot lightning from now his hands are wonked?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# From his eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Seems reasonable.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Widdecombe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Truly evil
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# err...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Four Poofs and No Piano?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# got a nickle for his back ?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I was thinking it would be funnier with them in it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# What's going on here then?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# this is the source
www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/nickelback-hinder-red.php

just felt like fucking it up...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I read that as 'NO MORE LADYMIMES'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I think that's a cause we could all get behind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Just lame shit like wearing a fucking shirt will set things right
Just like wearing t-shirts with slogans like stop pollution, end racism, stop war...made by little Children in China.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I'm redexing
where the picture should be
and since it involves Nickleback I'm not reading it... fucking words
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# it's actually fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# friday noon har har stupid joke...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# is it a desperate attempt to scab a free cigarette off someone else by declaring thet they've run out?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# 'Ow do Archie,
How goes it over at teh other place? I'm quite proud so far that I have two silvers. Still chasing the elusive gold though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# it's gone quite well, haven't entered much in the past few weeks
/but did get 5th in yesterdays 007 compo they did.
Didn't mind getting 5th behind AZRainman, funkwood and company :)
Keep me updated when you post something there, be good to take a look and know who I'm voting for :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Will do.
I tend to stick to the apprentice challenges at the moment but the occasional regular challenge will sometimes crop up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# The current Monet one looks inviting
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I can't believe you're cheating on us!
*hires a cyber-detective and stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# um.... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry it's not very original


But I did create it all from scratch. cfb to see (and read) the full 332k glory.

EDIT: Bah! Just my luck to post when the newletter comes out. Right, I'm off to pick up my new Blackberry Storm.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Watch out for flying pips!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Whaaaa?


/professor farnsworth blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# in a storm of blackberries
/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh....
Right, I'm with you. Of course, this isn't getting me my new phone is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Every Friday the same problem, can't get any work done...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# sexay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# The same thing happens to me.
That reminds me a little of this gorgeous thing: www.datamancer.net/keyboards/ergo1/ergo1.htm
A snip at about £900.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Yay, dancing thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Did someone say dancing?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# That's splendidly done
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# !st edition was a sell-out
Can we do it? Yes we can!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# yay for excavators!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Yay
for excavatoritchybumbum! & woo ^
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# That is possibly the loveliest thing I have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# now now
come on

put a mirror on the bathroom floor and look at your arse, I bet you change your tune!!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# HOW DID YOU KNO I HAVE SOME REMAINS OF NIZLOPI UP MY ARSE!

* AND NO... I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM SHOUTING!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That's cos you've never seen my bum
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I have and it's rubbish.
The ending's the worst bit - the Americans didn't even know the Enigma machine existed!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Yay indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Digger has a itchy bum-bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# put 'em up, put 'em up!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# OOOh...
Nicely shopped, *duly clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# FIGHT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah!
my No1 favourite B3ta animation


do more!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# BRING IT ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# That is the best thing I've seen today!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Yays
This wins teh internetz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ding ding! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Niiiicely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Bah
the b3ta creation host is being bocked by m'work on and off this week.

Earlier today, the whole board was blocked, but it's come back now.

Do any other listeners have riveting webfilter stories to share?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# We're not allowed to access Hotmail
for 'security' reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# A while ago
I couldn't get on to the RSPB site because of "animal cruelty"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Royal Society for Punching Birds
CEO: Jim Davidson
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Yay for mantii!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :D
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

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