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# Misheard Lyrics #1

At least one of them looks happy!
(Virulent, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Prefer 10 year olds

Also, hellooo and maybe goodnight, not sure what to do yet. Not that good with decisions
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# I know...
it's like the Mary Celeste in here tonight :(
i'm just trying to think of a #2 lol
(Virulent, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)
# ;-)
indeed!
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941162
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941176
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# haw haw haw
there's a bathroom on the right
let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight
fluffed up like a duvet another runner in the night
it's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll
i'll always be at home with my cheap wine and a female goat.

can't think of any more.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# 'sausage roll' - rofl
'scuse me while I kiss this guy
hold me closer Tony Danza

and that 1980s song by the Romantics

what I like about jews


(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941162
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941176
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941162
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941176
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# I got all the others, but
i'll always be at home with my cheap wine and a female goat.

stumped me! I am a big fan of Mondegreens, but that one is way out!
is it an international hit or something regional?

edit - who the fook is Barnsie or Brooksie?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:52, archived)
# david bowie would kill both of those people with a lazer gun
and then he would molest that dumb peadofile paul mcchartny. DAVID BOWIE IS THE BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# If I met David Bowie right now I'd be all like "WHOA" because he really really impresses.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
# DAVID BOWIE'S GOT THE SWEET SWEET BONERS THAT HE USES TO KILL THE WORLD
HE IS SO IMPRESSIVE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Sometimes, when its quiet, I paint a lightning bolt on my face and crack a heap of boners.
It'll never measure up to bowie but it's good enough for me.

I wish I was as impressive as he.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
# on weekends i put an eyepatch and a kercheif on and try and play my songs for all the neighborhood childrend.
they don't like me. i cannot impress like bowie.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:04, archived)
# One day, my friend. One day we will make an imprint of bowie-esque proportions.
BOWIE-ESQUE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# bowie-esque? i need to find a way to fit this word into all of my future writing assingments and daily conversations.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
# It is my life goal to be described as bowie-esque by someone who doesn't know that this is my life goal.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941176
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941162
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941176
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Put another pie on the jukebox, baby!
(Virulent, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# tranny
...barely passable at that

ever notice how you never saw Joan Jett and Freddie Mercury in the same place at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
# OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:21, archived)
# ESTONIAN MIDGETS:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:56, archived)
# ....BAD.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941162
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941176
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941162
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941176
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
# WANTS MEATS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONMNOMN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# NOM NOM OM?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# MO MOWLAM?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# YO, MOWLAW!
(George Bush meets Mo Mowlam)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# ITS NOT BUSH FOR MUCH LONGER, OBAMA LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Since when!
/may have already heard
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# It will never be uncool to make fun of George Bush
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:24, archived)
# UM NUM NUM NUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Current status: Drinking 7-Up.
Also: Sleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Current status: Pint of water
Also: b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Current status: a cup of coffee
Also: finding myself strangely aroused by epiphany's dog
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# you jest?!?

i mean
...phwoarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Would
.
.
.
not
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Current Status: Realising its 2:32am and im not drunk
Also: Watching some shit on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Current Status for Epiphany: NOT GOOD!
Also: in same situation!


What to do....
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# yam yam yam
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# IT GETS ANGRY
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Willow from buffy?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# No.
But equally fwapable.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Jennifer love hewitt?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Source
www.b3ta.com/board/8874046

I donĀ“t know her name, actually. But I would.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Its jennifer love hewitt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:40, archived)
# THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# fuckin weeeey
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# fries for legz
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Mouldy fries
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# wiv cheezez
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# OH MAN CHEEZESI IS GOODS!
I made fajitas earlier, lots of cooked melted cheeses :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# jealous muchos!
I had pub nachos. fuckin 8 squid in charing x, expenseev but noice
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I cook a mean mexican, spicey all over
Charing X is terrible, I sometimes go to the burger king there, but its like a fiver for a small burger.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I plum for a MacBlank burger usually
we were at a bar called wax. It wasn't made of wax. This ruined my candle celebrations.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Oh yeah, I do that aswell sometimes, free student cheeseburger and all that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# whales on stilts ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# WOAH NELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# i'm gunna put a saddle on your doggie Jake
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Haha, hes too small to ride :P
I hope you dont mind your excellent shoppery skills TOAPED for the woah nelly cause!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# not at all
i cracked that one off pretty quickly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Good stuffs, comic sans did the job aswell :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
AAAAAAARGH
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# o.0
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# fuck, when did we hit 70000?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:19, archived)
# More than 19 days ago
29 days, in fact.

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=70000
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:40, archived)
# yay! have a unrelated pea
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Ring ring ring ring bananaphone
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Are you sure?
I though whales on stilts had matching stilts front and back, or something. The back ones seem to be at a different angle.

I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Its walking, that is why they are at angles and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# There are some moments in life when I sit back
and try and share the precious and glorious moments of whales bursting forth to the surface of the ocean and unleashing their glorious farts

it must be fucking Biblical
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Its because they are on fucking massive stilts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# My only concern is the stilts would simply crumble under the awesomeness of it all
in the manor of copies of the Bible suddenly bursting into flames in the hands of nice people such as my mum, at an inconvenient moment
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Stilts made of bibles?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# It is a whale. On stilts.
And how!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Yes it is!
Why are you up so late?
Pop tarts?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Nah just pub
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# harley?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Wetherspoons (money off vouchers)
old house, green room

What's the Harley like? We always seem to walk past it but never go in
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Its chilled, quiter sometimes and open til 4
Bit pricey, but better for us final year students :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# 4 you say?
*writes that down*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Well late on a friday and sat
Sometimes have to pay like Ā£1 or 2 to get in
But its worth it and its not full of freshers
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# ya rly1
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# ORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# HAX!
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# STILTS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Was the whale chasing a giraffes?
?
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# No, it is just on stilts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Silly whale,
You can't be taller in the water!
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# tell that to the giraffefish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# D' OH!
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# mr splashy pants!!!!!!!!!
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
#
(moistness, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# It had to be done
Woo to this


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Hundredth monkeys effect

top shop though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I like
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
funniest thing I've seen all week
and I've been awake for most of it
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Grinning
like a loon
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Cracking!
Quantum of Gromit would work too!
Would be nice to see all these in one place.



(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# This is very woo!
heard something similar on Mark Kermode's film reviews.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# haha!
brilliant. woo to the other shop too.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# That's very good :)
well done on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
this wins the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Sorry.
Couldn't 'elp it. :-)

(lkid, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# just
soo funny,.. good work
(I helped save b3ta! has two cups and one chick, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Wonton is no solace - Not even a nice snack!
Christ on a stick!

After so long I give up! I must post!

Dear Sir, be advised, my monitor wears your (my) coffee proudly and the bill will be forthcoming!

Jesus! hahahahaahaha! Lord help me! I think I am having an asthma attack!!

Just a thought.... 2 years waiting MIGHT me a tad long to give something back. Promise It was not Procrastination... I was just... Busy! You know!.....

Best laugh in a long time!
(Festus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Didn't I do this
a few days ago?

And it got a load of stick.

I am sad, especially as this one got FP'd
(aeroplane, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# This
gave me a great big smile. Cheers, sir.
(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# chortle
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Luftmorder

I spent all night trying to create Luftmorder** and all I got was a plane with a snake head.

**Gaean Trilogy - John Varley (Demon and possibly Wizard)

Click for bigger (46KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# This isnt a tiger :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I drew you a tiger
look at the thread where you ask'd for a tiger.. there is a tiger there

Message 8940618
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Link me please :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# WOW THATS AWEOMS :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# THANK YOU MUCHLY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I think you plane with a snake head is most the excellent
But you shouldn't have bothered linking that lazy bastard up there ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# this is a rubbish tiger

but an excellent plane/snake
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# TIGERS ARE WIN LETS ALL POST A TIGER NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# WHAT A TITS IDEA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# tits as in good?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Well duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Where is my tiger then?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I think I drew one once. I can't find it though. I have to be up tomorrow at TEN IN THE MORNING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I will draw you one tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# OH THNX
I WILL BE RUNNING ALOT OF ITERATIONS TOMORROW SO NOT TIL THE EVENING OK?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# TIGER SAYS
LOLWUT
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# >:( DOES NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Plake.
Snane.

Iss vere guud.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking plakes on this motherfucking snane!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I made another one
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Lovely stuff :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# my donation cause is better than your donation cause
though if you've actually made any money through yours i may kick you in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I liked the bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Am I missing something? This just looks like a normal photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Balls, leaving before my question is answered.
Sleepytiems nao.

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# yes yes you did
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME!
you here *points here*, me neere *points over neere*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# What's special about HDRs?
They just look like regular photos but with less contrast.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Its only really apparent
when you view the source images. The dynamic range in the image above cannot be replicated by a digi SLR. The image above has about 4 stops of exposure.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Err..
"The dynamic range in the image above cannot be replicated by a digi SLR"

Are you pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# i am :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Getting through life seems to be to much of a challenge not to be
I may venture to my fridge one final time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# No.
Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Explain all the words that have been said. I understand what HDR is. I don't understand its use, or how to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Can you tell me how to poo into a balloon?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Yes. Depends on the pootype.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Probably a type 4 on the bristol stool scale.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Ha ha
i was going to try to figure it out

but after 5 minutes of bemusement i figured out that for some reason i had googled Bristol stool cake
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Use two spoons to open the neck of the balloon wide. Position a mirror with which to guide your mudmonkey into the balloon. Wipe. Wash hands. And Spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I hadn't considered spoons
brb
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Your average camera only has about 2 stops of latitude (from memory)
in essence, it overexposes or underexposes dead easily. Well before the human eye.

So you take 2 or 3 pics, expose 1 for the sky, 1 for the ground, and 1 inbetween, then you get funky HDR software to merge it together. That gives you an image where you can see clouds, sun, detail in the shadow. That's it basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# A purdier pishur?
I like purdy ones. I have stolen yours to use as desktops one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Your image appears to be, how can I say it, but an image
without fireworks to be honest dude. I'm not discerning any detail I might be missing, just a big absence of what?

I appreciate you are a photographic guy, like me; but that's simply lost on me




(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# You can't take a picture like that with a single exposure
unless you have the world's biggest flashgun. That you can't see what I've done makes me think I've done it right tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# It's a nice capture given the light and everything
but I could get the same on even the most basic modern SLR; assuming you can fuck about with the ISO enough, and a reasonable lens
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# ok, upon reflection, perhaps I wouldn't
that is actually a tremendous picture, my gob is quicker than my fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Well you can see low-contrast details of the darkish landscape and the clouds in the sky at the same time.
That usually goes wrong in photos.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I
downloaded photomatix and HDRed this -

www.flickr.com/photos/topaz-mcnumpty/3021142953/sizes/l/

I was delighted. Sad git.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# ohh its verrr niizzzz...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Ta!
your Irwellian images are grand - I cannot get scenic shots HDRed to any sense at all. Its all a bit random so far* as I can tell.

*not very

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# One last one
and then I'm off to my pit.

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Hahaha
blurry bit in the middle doesn't matter much

I love this photography lark
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# on super slow dial-up!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Poor bugger...didn't have his insulin...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# its dead jim
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# A diabeetle
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# oh
...its yeah erm - hey look ponies!
edit : ahah google result number 2 : lawn beetle..
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I done a food arts :D


Click for bigger (78KB)
amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Fake!
No shark or helicopter!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# oh its there
look closely
not really i forgot... hold on i'll make it real
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# lolwhut
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# whale on stilts innit?
(okay okay it a haddock but how was i supposed to know the difference?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# OH FUCL IT IS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Flyabeties?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Ha ha, poor diabetic fly

he didn't stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# It's a beetle :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Maybe you should've made it more obvious that he was a beetle.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I made it obvious through the fact that it IS a beetle.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# John, Paul, George or Ringo?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# John and George are the only dead ones

so that narrows it down a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Hahahah
Fly: Hairy body and legs, different body shape entirely, huge eyes, thin legs, wings on show.
voodoostock.com/034-deadfly.jpg
Beetle: smooth shiny body, "shield" shaped body, tiny eyes, fatter legs, can't see wings.
www.greenfingers.com.au/bug_of_the_week/african_lawn_beetle/dead_afro_lawn_beetle.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Mustapha bin 'dun!
Related Link
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# tomato tomatoe
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# No, they're actually very different :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# i know the difference between a fly and a beetle

i thought we were talking about Diabeetles vs Flyabeties

and Flyabeties rhymes with diabetes
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Diabeetles is a better pun.
Rhyming isn't what I was going for.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# ^ THIS. :@
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# FUCK YOU, 7.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *eats 9*
RARGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# CHILD KILLER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Yeah, but what a way to go
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Heheh, indeed.
Death by chocolate - just without the ninjas!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# LOL Some geordie just did a funny playing cod
"Obama is the first black man allowed in the white house without a mop" LOLRACISM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# That's nice
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# The americans always have a go and go "OH YOU BRITISH PEOPLE" LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# LOL GO AND GET YOUR TEETH STRAIGHTENED AND DRINK SOME COFFEE.
"You're thinking of tea, dick."

LOL SHUT IT I'LL UB3RPWN YOU SOON.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# YES JUST LIKE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# MAN IN THE MIRROR


Smell my finger (65KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# you know, there's a man in your mirror
and he's watching you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# to me, to you, to me, to you (repeat into infinity)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# :D
I prefer Trellis' work though ;)

And with that, Night all!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# can't you see the boobage?
edit : argh edit monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# yes, I'm going to zz now too
things don't make any sense

zz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# BEE TIME!
zzzzzZZzzz (hey where have my batteri... oh its not a bee... but it sounds like a bee.. zzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Nighty night geezer; from earlier today:

Click for bigger (389KB)



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Yay for Gentle Lemurs :D
Was it April you said he will be ready?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# About that
they don't want to fuck up apparently, so want to give this little guy plenty of time to feel comfortable earning scooby snacks making the public go awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Awesome!
You will have to invite me again for my birthday then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# invisible trousers!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *wafts*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# tiny tiny little snail (sitting on a broom handle)
it was dark and i didn't notice the
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL POO!
that really ruined what i thought would be a lovely picture of a snail in the garden at night because it was tiny and he was smoking a pipe
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is very much not snail poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# whats that there then?
he did a scardey poo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# are you asking him to change his ways?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# and put on some damn underpants!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# also may apply to michael jackson
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Needs more skugasaurus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Skugasaurus needs more groin lumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# groin cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# no thank you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Let us hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# my wish is your command
you now have groin cancer... no seriously... press OKAY to continue cancer installation
read "okay" as "tin opener to groin" :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# oh really?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# go'awn then
i'll wait here
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Im not doing it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# but that badger parade?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# You what now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# 3 o clock
there abouts
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Ok ok then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# BRA BRA BRA
T
www.healthscout.com/ency/1/002118.html
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# he has no nipples
/does not trust
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# my niples are misplaced in this image
i had to guess where they where... as the mirror was steamed up
one is above my arm and the other is behind the flash!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# severly
FAT ARM
(sarah90 >you, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# its called a sleeve
or a wizards robe...
*puts on his wizards hat and robe*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# damn :(
thought it was a bingo wing
(sarah90 >you, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# wingo where fat birds who play bingo - go
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# though not a wizard's sleeve
that is different
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# similar to a clowns pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# it could be perspective?

it's a long shot, but it could be

like "look at all those people down there, they look like ants! Oh no hold on, they are ants"

(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# its clearly a mirror with steam on it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# how big is the mirror though? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# over 9000
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# YOU TRACED YOURSELF YOU CUNTING CHEATER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# its a vector! :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Another joke is found to be from older times
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Magnum cum nada?
edit: is anyone a doctor/nurse/something along those lines?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
are you in trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I'm not really worried, it's hardly painful.
But it's about 4 inches away from my manthing.

(NOT A WART OR ANYHTING YOU FUCKS.)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# You're fucked.
I had that once, next minute, i was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Yeah, ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Also this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# OH NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# is it a centipede ?
they like to bite the testiklons and paralyse their prey
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Probably
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# SRSLY
do you have a lump in your abdomen?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# http://www.healthscout.com/ency/1/003100.html
It's this.

Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I'd say go to the doctor if it doesn't get smaller in a few days.
Or as soon as you can get an appointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I think you need to have 'the talk' with your father
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# and does it kick ?
useful descriptions on that site..
It may be firm or soft, tender or not painful at all.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Yes, it can!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# When a woman does that, it usually means you've pulled.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Its the bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Acutally did anyone watch that program about embarrassing illnesses
Some retarded girl thought she was allergic to her boyfriend, turns out she had a STD
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Hahhaha!
I saw the girl with the hanging labia, she got 2 inches cut off and it was still hanging out about half a metre.

LABIALOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Na this was just retarded teenagers
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# twatdangle?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# these days theyre called STI
because the phone company sued
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# She probably had the clap
I lolled
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
#
0845 4647
NHS DIRECT
/alt
999
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Thats the real number, don't prank them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# ella wentus ad am own accordus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Is that latin for mouth organ?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# desino diem
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# carpe testiculum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# hahah.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Conjugate the verb 'to go'
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
amo amas
i met a lass
she was tall and slender

amas amat
i laid her flat
and played with her feminine gender

.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# that really moved me

beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# YAY YAY YAY
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Oh hai DekionDyslexia!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Is that the Satan and Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# SASUS
JATAN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# JATAN sounds like a chinese lightbulb manufacturer
who also manufactures plastic cups
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# the lying fuck
it's got two noses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# dekion?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# PROOF AT LAST!
The first time I posted this pic, nobody believed it was actually Jesus.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# never has a jumbo sausage been so amusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# the first dog in space was not from NASA?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# niiiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# BAD SPACE DOG NO!
(is how i ready that)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# *waits for face ironing*...
waits...
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# My face is baby bum smooth.
Shame it's a baby boiled in a pan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# It's a quote from indiana jones, on a picture of garfield!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# hehe
that gives me an idea
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# you are vali
n
/aicmfmp
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# :/

De-ris, (warning, contains extreme concave.)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# wab wab wab wab wab wab
*insert sausage on a string animation here*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Waits for anim...
waits...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Waits...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *irons your face*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# he no wrinkley!
he no need animations!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# He's done it rather well hasn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *continues to iron*
..oh sorry what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# At least put the steam function on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# that'll cost extra
ahh what the hell
*steams*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# joins
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# *joints*
as in elbows and knees not smokey smokey types - i don't smoke you understand
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# that took me too long to work out what you'd done
marvelous :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# nonce sense
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *BUMP*
we got street pizza, we gonna need a mop and a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# i love putting my thumb back up and people thumbing for a lift and smiling
as i drive on past they always wave back... with 2 fingers... must be a peace sign or something...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# i wouldn't thumb a lift in wales...
they'd probably eat you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# speaking of which...
i bought some "local" sausages today... i think they're made from villagers... i can see bits of burbery chav in them... oh well when in rome!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# you're rambling

and therefore do not require a lift
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I'm SkUG
you must be rambling, have a cigar
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# haha
*spits back out *
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# /witty retort
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# LPG

is what we used to call Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch when we had to deliver there

it's shorter, see?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I have a train ticket there...
changing the name for tourism sure did help!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# i went into the local shop in the village

and there was an Argos catalogue on the table with a sign saying:

"Mary is going to Chester on Saturday, if anyone wants anything, please write the item number on the piece of paper provided"



(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ha ha i would have loved to just fill that in
with lots of random numbers
and she'd be going "hmm thats odd"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# A made one of them HDR pictures


What do you think, does it look reasonable or just plain shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I'm impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# looks like one of those HDR images
but i don't like HDR images
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# the picture is ace
the bridge on the other hand is neither use nor ornament
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Can someone explain to me what a HDR picture is?
Without using insane abbreviations.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# yes
high, low normal contrast images all bundled together to make that image
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Ah i know them, FUCKING ABRV.s
I just point and shoot, no editing, no blending, no contrast, no levels, no skill, no good photos, no friends, no life.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# aye thats the one
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# That sounded apathetic. I was being quite sincere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Stop talking to yourself, crazy man!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *inaudiable mumbles of agreement*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# very nicely done indeed
not as garish as many HDR
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# wow
you live in the kindom of the elves
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# It's Ace
is that image, ace!
(lordy lordy, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Beautiful :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Still being subjected to Michael Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# dunno where its been just eat it
found it on the floor just eat it
just eat it.. do do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# have some more yogurt
have some more spam
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# add some lemon juice and beat it
into a lovely merrang - add sprinkles of meat and consume and eat
just eat it
just eat it
do do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I LOVE THAT PARODY
weird al is ace
(sarah90 >you, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i've not seen that one :(
i bought a weird al album - wonder where i put it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# maybe you're using it as a coaster
?
(sarah90 >you, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# ...my table is made of a soft squidy surface covering a solid wood base
its waterproof and if you leave something heavy on it it marks the table for years! its great as its non slip etc etc but its an awful grey colour, its from the 1940's! (i think i can't be bothered to poke my head under it to read the date!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I didn't know tables had dates on them
your long reply has now enlightened me.
I will sleep well tonight, and every night...thanks
(sarah90 >you, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# back in ye olden days they put dates on everything...
my chairs are from 1946 they are uncomfortable but good for people you don't want in your house for long :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Sew, old woman! Sew, like the wind!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha
This got some drunk lulz from me, anyway!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# arfness
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# They're hiding under my mousemat!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Why is your mousemat on your draining board?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# th^is
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# This^^^^
I didn't want to be left out....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Now dont be silly, you cant this yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# that ^
... doh
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ^this^

and did you rob that pen from the bank?

or is it a receiver for messages from god?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# It's from the bank of WACOM
And I didn't rob it, god gave me one!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# he gave you one? in return for a pen?

you should have held out for something better

(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Where else would one keep a mousemat?
I'm confused!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ^THIS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ^this
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# that <
the other ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# mmm sql
butterscotch
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
#
MORRISONS

i;M BEING A TARD
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I don't get this reference.
But I imaging them breaking out high tech laser weapons and going on a fast paced FPS style spree against bug type alien invaders
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# That's the spirit Wilkins!
Time to show the blighter's what for!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Every day, Federal scientists are looking for new ways to kill bugs
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I still like my idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Hint : fighting alien bugs? Do you want to know more...?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I worked it out! Jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Oh, because its a Star Ship Troopers quote. That'll be why.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# federal service guarantees citizenship
and its Pasteur, Koch and Cohn, the grampappies of microbiology
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
#


ooh thanks for the niceness.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# well that bloody marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# That is terrific!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Thats quite scarey
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Well then!
Amazing stuff, sir. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# AIM NOW PLX.
I have an idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Okay.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
that's bastard ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
Bjork?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
No, really, is it? She's giving me the eye...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# No it's not, i wish it was though.
It's actually a girl i know, she looks a bit like an owl really.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You've fucked her havent you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I've fucked everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Not me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Check you arse in 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/8940716
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# *Psst*
You know shes a chick right?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# No i thought the 15 year old suburban american girl was a boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
#
suburban
Stereotypical emo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# You can still be suburban and emo, dipshit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# OH DO FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Not if you want to be a countrymo.
Or Citymo.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# The mistake has been made before.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Maybe you should put Ms at the start of your name.
And while you're at it, put esq at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Maybe I will.
Or I could just grow my hair back and wear girl hoodies.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Not me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
#
Its a very good picture. I'd tell you louder but Bjork OwlLady scares me...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I know I am going to regret this, but
O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# That's very ace
it's also very starey; I feel this person is demanding something from my soul with the power of PSIONICS
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I am so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Lolwhut?
Edit: *realises what the source picture is*

Pfft! But as an American, you have no right to say bad things about our war films, ours are based on fact at least ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahahah
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha
LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Are you drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Aww, shame, drunks is fun
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahahah
I wouldn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Shame
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Drunk Here...what's happenin' ?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Im half watching match of the day, Half shooting americans
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# That's a VERY fucked-up halftime entertainment bud
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo there
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# top spongage!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# It was my first time.
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You've pulled off quite a caper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# You know when you start something
that is only meant to take half an hour and the next thing is you need a shave..............




youtube version ere uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LCvpzfYC7ao
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I dont know
ALSO: LOLSPURS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Yes,
but also, LOLARSENAL!

Also, LOLBLACKBURN! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# LOLBASKETBALL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I know, IM not a happy bunny
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Arf!
I wouldn't be happy either, if it weren't for the fact that I have already disowned Charlton ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I havent seen the first half yet, but apparently we were all over them
then went to pieces in the 2nd

Game of 2 halves lol!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Bollocks
I take it we lost then, I had hoped to be disappointed watching Match of the Day
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Sorry to disappoint fella!
But yeah, apparently Villa tore you apart.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Oh well
I shall watch horror movies instead, or sort out the 800 4mb .jpgs I took at work this afternoon

decisions
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I would say Horror movies.
But only if they are decent ones, like I Spit on your grave, or Driller Killer or Spiceworld....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Channel Four looks curious this evening
I haven't actually seen these remakes; they will be undoubtably dire
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I was considering watching it earlier,
but decided to download the latest couple of episodes of Family Guy instead :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Got bored and am doing both
vast photo shoot of a Gentle Lemur being trained up for animals in action for about April next year; apparently the first time it's been attempted anywhere in the world

I'll post a piccy when i've gone through them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Yes indeed.
But I usually always need a shave

This is some kind of epic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I imagine you just might have a full beard by now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# What's the alien from?
it looks familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] How it's really made...

Click for bigger, higher quality version

I actually feel a little bit sorry for the poor bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Tinlad, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Yay for SCIENCE proving things once and for all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Put my deposit down for the 5D mk II on Friday
if you come to London you may take it away for a spin where I work, if you promise not to forget I own it, by absent mindedly returning to Holland with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Yay, that sounds good!
Let me know how you like it...again ;)

I'm in the process of buying a smaller cam to take with me to Cuba this week. Can't be arsed dragging all my lenses and stuff with me this time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I am serious mate
in these international times, if you fancy hoping across the channel on the Eurostar, you are more than welcome to give it a whirl with a 16gb card and my EF 70-200mm f/2.8 L IS USM

And have fun in Cuba!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Cor, I'll keep that in mind
I was looking for an excuse to hop over anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Slurm?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# How dare you! I've never even heard of
Futurama.



Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tinlad, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS DELICIOUS GOO
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i wanna party down with...
Slurms McKenzie!!!
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Physics !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Haha, now thats SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# This is
scarily true if you see their reporters as giant slugs (as I do).
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Squirrely Spanish Rythem
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I see that and all I can think is AC/DC
she has scary nipples

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# THUN-DER!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I hear it now . . .
Could I come again please?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# test
test
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# How odd
I replied to you three times before, but they all disappeared.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I hear you loud and clear . . . squelch breaking up . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# probably the spam filter
it deletes the message if it's the same as the previous one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Yeah, I was thinking that

Bloody spam filter...remembering all we've said before....

psst: THUN-DER!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# THUN-DER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Ahahaha-hahahaaa-hah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# It's been so long I'm glad to be back!
EDIT: My good lord man! Why did you show me that!

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha
they are a bit nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# wahey
oh... not jaffa cakes - woah
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# pfffft
I love grossing people out

Redsushi is cracking one of over them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i'm not grossed out
she is preddy :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# don't think she is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# each to their own i suppose
edit : using the google she is a pornstar... pfft
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Blimey.
From my home town too, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# you can stalk her then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I'll go hunting when I go home for christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ask her if she was pregnant when that photos was taken
if you find her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Shopped only if you please . . .
although she does look a bit Spanish Squirrely . . . shirley . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Preggers
just aren't my niche thing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Lordy!
They look a bit sore...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# squirrels?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# err... yes.
ning!
*squish*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ahhhh my squishables
what have u done to them? :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Sore bits ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# err...
replied to the wrong post. Apologies...

Your squirrel looks ace, and not the least bit sore :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# That's OK . . . now I'm looking for where it goes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# think he has posted in the wrong thread
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)

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