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# Look at the bumpers on that...

Ok... no more of these.. I promise!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Is that a bit of reflectoporn I see there?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# It's the anti-Stig
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaah!
Talking of Stig, how the fuck do the BBC expect me to choose between the end of Antiques Roadshow and Top Gear? Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# ^This^
But it's called 'iPlayer'.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Pardon?
Oh... there's a car in the picture... I never noticed that!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# How teh fuck are we supposed to read the numberplate on that?
Eh?
*sits disappointed with notebook wilting*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# That's women for you
Always getting in the way of number plates
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# This picture looks disturbingly like a young Neil Young.
Which is horrible, cos my dad has looked like a contemporaneous Neil Young since the mid-90s.
After the chemotherapy, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It does too :D

Did you see Neil Young night on BBC Four the other week?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# The power of VHS allowed me to see/hear the bits I wanted to, and not see/hear the bits I didn't want to.
That's Neil Young for ya. Glorious and shit. Ludicrously inconsistent.
(a bit like me on b3ta, if I'd ever actually done something any good!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# mmmmmm!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# haha
that's never a lorry
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Caption competition?

(apologies if bindun))
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Would!
EDIT: Oh bollocks, I have just missed Fly Away Home :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# which one?
are you a faces or a bodies person?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Both my man, both.
Look at this lovely little chaps eyes :D

img2.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/product/chooser/3/0/0/1/3001290_3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# jumping spiders are the bestest
and they have the bestest eyesight of any animal. ever. alledgedly.

edit: best eyesight of any arthropod.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# You knows it!
The ones in Belize are pretty awesome apparently.

This one is pretty ninja :D

video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/animals/bugs-animals/spiders-and-scorpions/spider_jumping_stalks_bee.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# the Zebra ones we have here are ace, I love watching them
They move like robots
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Aye, they are nice.
As long as they stay the fuck at least 6 inches from me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# jumping spiders
you are watching bbc 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I sure am :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# fucknuts
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# It just screams of "nobody must ever know about this. ever. you understand?" to me
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Doggy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I love you, Olga :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# "So the wallet's gone, the handbag's gone, and we've no bus fare AT ALL, yeah?"
"Yep, looks like it."

"Aaaaaah, bollocks... Erm, wanna swap heads then?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Good to see Roxette are still going strong.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Damn you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# ^ thisness
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# ^
Rolling on the floor laughing my arse off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# TJ: I have a photoshop request if anybody wants a go. Gaz me if you fancy it
(__, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I got you Butler!


I am sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# TJ
THIS IS IMPORTANT
I need help
www.b3ta.com/talk/5647094
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I would say no.
But then again, I wouldn't have watched Star Trek either....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# No, thats just gay
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# What cr3 said.
My brother plays it and it has taken over his life to the degree that he reckons he has to do stuff in the game sometimes, even though he doesn't really feel like doing it. Something to do with a 'guild' or some shit, I don't know.

I do know that if it gets to that stage you'd probably have to re-assess what you're getting out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I'd sooner play WoW than watch a single Star Trek episode, really
but having playing only Warcraft I to III, I wouldn't really know.

I guess it's fun, but I've seen people putting all of their available time in it. People who actually called in sick for work to play WoW.
So, yeah, do it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# so you're only up to the end of TNG
what about DS9? Voyager?*


*please note, no mention of enterprise
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# i'd say work through a more rewarding series such as B5.
but what do i know?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# B 5 is shit
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# nice constructive comment there, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# don't been there, done that, it is dull after the first week
don't waste your money on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Wow is without a doubt
the best game on the planet.
Granted it suffers from idiot kids and trolls but that's the internet for you. For an experience to engross yourself into in a socially interactive way it just can't be beat. You do have to accept that it will consume you. It does everybody.
You have to force yourself to stop and take a break. First year is the worst whilst everything is new and then you slow down but it's just so damn enjoyable.
I recently stopped playing for 3 weeks but the new expansion was installed yesterday and i'm off to play as soon as I finish my dinner.
you must get at least the original and burning crusade expansion to get the most out of the content, the new expansion can wait until you get near the 55-70 levels.
If you can find a guild online made up of mostly adults it can be a very rewarding and fun experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Even better than 3 Ninjas Kick Back?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# dear god, you need a lesson in good films
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# It was a masterpiece!
What do you know eh? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I've seen it
It is just the same film over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Exactly!
Wonderous Joy over and over again ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# have you had a wack on the head?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Nah,
I am just cooler than you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Its too late for me
I'm downloading the trail...
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# If you want to call me a cunt in game
then feel free to join my server Aszune when you get the full game ( restrictions in the trial mean i can't help you much plus new game has a lot of lapsed players back and server is full this week )
But if you can get on Aszune when and if you decide to play I can get you involved in a mature guild with experienced high level players who are always willing to help out with items, gold and babysitting in dungeons ( instances )

read an online starting guide whilst it is downloading so you can hit the ground running.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I've never seen the idea in paying for a game, then paying every month for the right to play it.
If you really want the MMORPG experience, hunt around for one that won't steal money from you.

I think Guild Wars is a one off payment, but I'm not into MMORPGs anyway, so I'm not the best person to choose, they might all be shit, but I'd rather not pay loads of money to be allowed to play the damn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Its not very much money
I give more to charities that I can't even remember having signed up to.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# the problem with all of the free
mmorpg''s is that when it comes down to it, they are utter shite. Whatever you think about paying to play the fact is that wow has many millions of players around the world. That's a lot of money that is always being ploughed back into development. The game grows all the time.
There are other games such as everquest, Eve that are long term in this game but they still can't come close to wow because of the userbase and development.

Lord of the rings online tried it and failed, Conan tried and failed even the mighty Warhammer that everyone expected to be a wow beater is losing it's subscribers back to wow now just months after launch.

The fact of the matter is that if you want that kind of online experience then WOW is the place and if you can afford £24 every 3 months then it's worth it for you.

edit:// I meant to mention Guild wars as well, this, like a lot of other games can be played for free but as with all of the free games now it has subscriber content so basically you can't compete if you can't pay.
They are all like this and trust me, I've played most of the more popular ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Fair enough.
I just stick to FPS, I'd rather not just grind unless there's some kind of ultimate goal, and I'm a student so I have fuck all money as it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Horses for courses.
I'm not a big fan of FPS but crossovers like Oblivion and Fallout 3 have my attention.
FPS bores the stones out of me in single play and online play seems to be annoying teenagers trying to outl337 each other.
Not played since Quake 2 and unreal tournament 2.
I did enjoy half-life 2 but would never play it online.
At least with wow there are a couple of thousand players on a server at any time so you can just tell the idiot kids to fuck off and go do something else. With CS:S and UT you are stuck with the few goons in the map with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# thats splended
here is a link of a webpage that has a picture of a man with a suit made of babies
www.boingboing.net/2006/05/08/man-wearing-suit-of-.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# That is very rare :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# i was going to shop jordan sparks to be bald
thus it would have been "tell me how am I supposed to breath with no hair?"
then i figured i could shop her into some kind of isolation tank or vacuum bell jar... but then i figured i wouldn't bother as the baby suit has wrecked my concentration.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Star wars ITV1
THATS NO MOON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Meh.
Haven't seen it before, and don't plan to now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Loser
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Of course,
I am the loser ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# who is the greater loser? the loser, or the loser who loses him?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# *loses mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I was laughing at how many times Solo's hand or any other body part goes through Jaba
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I don't think I've seen the original original.
How did they do Jabba before?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# they cut that bit out
Jabba was a man, not a big slug thing, George being George put it back in and the CG in the Jabba that we know, except it looks shit, the best bit being when Hans walks on Jabbas tail
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# BLADERUNNER
final cut. Sky Sci-fi. WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# ha!
splendiferous!



Click for bigger (73KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Ha!
I like this muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is a funny picture. It made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I must say, Jeremy's looking rather hot these days...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# He looks like a lion with a cute butt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# oh god
it's like the wizard of oz all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# SEXY ROBOTS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# you made him even hotter now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# couldn't get his neck right :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
#
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# yes
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Classic auto shows can be show much fun . . . can't they . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Rim
Job anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Stop Press
Reg Varney is dead!

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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# that is sad news
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# haha
auto-lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# 92 had good long life then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# he'll be driving buses in heaven
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# :(
unless he was in anyway suffering, in which case :)

P.S. you do know that's Stephen Lewis don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Gor blimey. On The Buses is a bag of pus.
Probe it at your own risk.
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# favourite attenborough moments
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# That's a croc . . .
?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ......odile
amen
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Nice luggage !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# looks like a proper setup this does
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Haha nice
it has the perfect amount of hatstand for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Sorry .... had to!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# oh man
now I have to shoot everyone else with really small guns
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# One does less harm that way
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# What about the cricket in Men in Black though?
Or the fag gun that Val Kilmer uses in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# better to tickle then tear
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# that's what my grandpa said when his house was ringed with snipers
ahaha the looks on what was left of their faces when all the explosives went off :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I read about that in the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# and that's where he got the idea from!
and so, the circle is complete
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# it's like tired flouncing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# don't worry the irony here isn't lost on me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# *awaits obligatory Bullseye version*
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Do you do profiling as a profession? :)
by the way I like Stockport!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I seem to have stumbled onto a strange forum
involving outcast teenagers who murdered lots of people

and scientific discussions on plastics
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# But... Which is better?
Outcast teenagers murdering lots of people, or scientific discussion on plastics?

There's only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
with jeremy kyle as referee*

*by referee I mean "in the middle of it all"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Now that's a fight I would like to see!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# and twat robots, never forget twat tobots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# can you buy them in the Laminated Book of Dreams....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# your robotic twat compelled me to do a google search
this came up

O_O

edit: and this which is just cute :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaah, yes, for dentistry, of course

I want a snowbot to ride to work on :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# it's nice to know that the japanese robots that go on a bloodthirsty rampage
will all be sickeningly cute ^_^ !/

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Let's check that with the Dictionary...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# There we go.
/waiting for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Gah
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# you win
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Runaway Doggie
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# nice :)
and nice loopage too!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Marvellous as ever.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha aces
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# yay
thank god it ain't one o'them face munchin' types
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# HAHAHA
Cer-licks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Heheh
Most woosome
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Excellent : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# ive posted this before but minus the bully, i agree with what he did as I was bullied myself, gonna stencil this about when i got some spray paint.
Photobucket

hopefully people agree, there aint no bullies in the usa anymore.
(bonzos, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# you should be bullied some more.
you prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# oh yeah
you obviousley wanst bullied then.
(bonzos, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# he was and he fucking deserved it
edit: (reads below) i jest of course

cock ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# No of course not.
I was not socially inept or unable to fit in with my peers.
Fuck off you idiot. I'm ginger, I've had the piss ripped out of me all my life.
I certainly did not think it was a good idea to murder people over. I did knock plenty of bullying twats on their retarded arses as a kid though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# being gingers not so bad
you absorb vitamin c better :D
(bonzos, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Vitamin D
it's to cope with lower light levels in Northern parts of the planet.

Edit:// no wonder you were bullied. You are fucking thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha
that edit just made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Careful, he may go on an internet killing spree, but WITH WORDS!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
KABOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# OW! ARGH! MY LINGUISTIC PERCEPTION CENTRES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I really shouldn't, I know.
But some people just bring out the worst in me. I think it's because he's from my neck of the woods. I'm trying to distance myself from him with bullying so that b3ta does not associate him with me and then in turn bully me.
I'd not like to be bullied, apparently it turns you into a murderous psychopath.
I thought that was the army's job.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Calm down matey!!
I know exactly where you're coming from

Nice one with knocking them down etc
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# oops.
That was all very tongue in cheek. I'm still in piss-take mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ah why worry
just another munter on the net taking the piss

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# yes
it does raise the chance of getting psychosis.
(bonzos, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I was bullied as a child
I think everyone here knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# aha
but the reason im thick is because i was bullied, granted though it was because i shit my pants in year one.
(bonzos, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I was bullied, for years,
but that doesn't mean I endorse shooting people! Fucks sake, whatever next?
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# this is a quality image
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I like how the cat's eyes are filled with murderous rage.
It's thinking "I am going to kill you while you sleep, human..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# How fascinating, do go on!
*moves cursor to ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# news item i missed presumably?
also: good luck stenciling the "B"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# glad I wasn't the only one looking at that :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# as am i now :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# they bullied the laws of physics right out of him
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# ha!
and it's my job to bully the laws of physics back in

/science teacher blog
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# ah, the kids only care about chemistry these days, man
"sir, how long should I leave this in the microwave?" :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Oi!
I do microwave chemistry!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# so how long do I leave it in the microwave? colonel boris?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Excuse me?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yeah you are right
next time someone gives me shit

I should go and shoot a bunch of other people

I mean it's only right...

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# It's how I coped with being bullied all through school
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# yay!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# as a bully, I find this thread offensive
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# lol.
=)
(bonzos, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# yeah
it was worse than what they did to him, but i honestley believe good came from what he did.
(bonzos, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Who is this person you are talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seung-Hui_Cho
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I can't tell if you're trolling or not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hmm
no i honestley believe this why not post it here?
(bonzos, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Because we're not a bunch of sick fucks who think there's any excuse for murder.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I wouldnt do this myself
however somebody else would, and it makes me happy to know that people will now think twice before bullying.
(bonzos, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Yeah. That's how it works.
DEFINITELY.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# It can be very difficult to tell
Next on Oprah : Idiot or Troll?, YOU decide!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# are you on grade A motherfucking crack?
because I am

and none of this is making sense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# lolwhat?
"During the investigation, the police found a note in Cho's room in which he criticized "rich kids", "debauchery" and "deceitful charlatans"."

Yes, those charlatans deserved to die, that's for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hey, their last album was pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *drum rolls*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# If you're joking please put a smiley wink in you text
otherwise people will not read this is sarcasm and simply think you're a twat

Also, your stencil skills are a bit shit, you'd need to break the B
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# You have been bullied yourself?
What the fuck did you expect when you left the house with hair like your profile picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
is that for real? or was it just for a dress as your "Favourite Jon Pertwee character" party
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# heh
the bullying on this thread to the original poster seems to building :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# You can give him a chinese burn
but I'm going to make off with his dinner money.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I want a dinner now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# yes
that is an embarrasing picture.
(bonzos, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# So you put it on the internet.
You're worse than I was.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# not sure he's there yet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# and as the count of bullying victims increases in this thread...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Hahah, what Disco said
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# New Keyboard
keyboard

I have been cleaning and tarting up an old keyboard. It has mechanical keys. They go click.
I am just wondering what would die the main body plastic.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Red food dye
That stains ANYTHING
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Blackcurrent
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Good idea
I like it.
But what if I don't want it red?
(Thought RED is now growing on me)
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Pour red wine on it
Turn it purple
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I was thinking
of taning it like leather.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# creosote!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# can't get real creosote
the liberals were crying about the fumes making people high, so it is now early learning safe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Which is
why I stockpiled in the 80s.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# thank god for solvent cement
that stuff is a god send some days
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# that explains why the price of creosote spiralled out of control...
you may even be responsible for the current GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS(TM) as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# inject yourself with smack before painting the fence
that should sort you out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I just sniff solvent cement at work if i need a high on a shit day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# what do you do if you need a shit on a high day?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# don't put the glue on my arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# wise words there mate
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# i've got red wine by my keyboard right now
but i'm pouring it down my throat instead - much better idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# As Mrs Trellis mentioned, dye should do the trick
I have read articles on using clothing dye to color (oops, colour) plastics
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Amiga 500
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I have to
I have to die the body plastic with an Amiga500? Does it come in 250ml bottles?
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# it looks like an Amiga 500
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hmm
a little I suppose
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# That is probaby a
mechanical keyboard there too
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I wish I still had mine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# you can have mine
(for five million pounds)
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# You have have mine for 4 million!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# that kezboard is german
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# it also
loves to be spanked.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# with powerful german Schpaank padles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# and hairy legs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# shouting things like "OH GOTT! JA!!! OH JA!!"
and that

like on mary poppins
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I think you mean shitty shitty bung bung
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# OH JA!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Whilst weargin
Lederhosen (sp?) and garters with the plushy head of a big friendly bear.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# This is all good, and completely obligatory for Germanyland
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# that
and I suppose eating bratwurst and being really good at shit.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# you can't beat a good knockwurst!
for sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# certainly can't
knock it.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I'm not sure what you mean by
mechanical keys. What's that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# a robot comes in and presses the key you think about
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Is it Bender?
Or that bendy-armed fuck of off that old show?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# metal mickey
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Oh fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# the other monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Tweeky? Robbie the Robot? Dusty Bin?
no it's a very pointy robot that jabs away like an old type writer

It's shit really, but people say wow that's like steampunk and so retro cool and I say "yeah, you twats"

and they laugh

so I call them twats again until they stop and finally fuck off

its harsh but they do need telling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# You could build a robot to do that for you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# now that's a fucking plan
I will design it now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# may I be the first to say
FP THIS NOW!


:D


sorry, I'm too exciteable
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# colour it in your wankers!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# fuck yeah!
:D

*unzips*

I'm gonna lacquer this fucker good!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# aim for the eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ahh, country style
good idea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Sneak attack critical on Twat-Bot!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *CASTS +10 OCCULAR WEE BLAST*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Personally
I can't wait for alternative-energy-driven punk to get popular.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# personally I can't wait for efficient implementation of convential scientific and engineering paradigm-punk
it'll be totally generic, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Eco-Punk
smashing the system with root vegetables and chunky knit sweaters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# cave-punk
I am waiting for 70s-IBM-Punk.
www.squareamerica.com/ib.htm

everything styled like this.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# a mechanical twatbot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# only mechanics can use it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# My repair skill is 80
but I'm level 20 now so I'm pretty much stuck with it.
Sometimes I think it would be better if I hadn't left the Vault at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# hamz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I think he means they have microswitches instead of leaf switches
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# leaf switches tend to give up and fall off at this time of year though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ...which is why this season is known as
switch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I have maniacal keys.
The bastards have little bitey teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# They click
click like clicky bastards
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# There are three kinds of
Keyboard mechanism:
Mechanical - Each key is a seperate switch. They last longer and click when pressed.
Membrane - Rubber sheet with little contacts underneith. Used in most keyboards. Cheaper, lower profile. Not as clicky.
Scisor Keyswitch membrane - It's like membrane, but with some plastic stuff. Laptops use this alot.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You are not too clued
up on the properties of plastic then?
Check the faq and see if it says anything about computer modding. Then check google maybe?

methinks you need paint and lacquer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# or a computer hardware modding site
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# What?
Nonsense. Why do that when it would be perfectly acceptable to go on b3ta and say "Stop what you are doing, I have a 15 year old keyboard and it's important that you all see it".
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# blam
the point is made twice.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# thats what google is for
it also has ham on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I also wanted to show people what I did.
I needed a large group of people who were likely to say something in response.

I like the paint and licking idea.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Sniffing is the way to go.
Then your keyboard will be all sort of colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Especially if
I use car paint.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# properties of plastic?
I am not sure plastic owns any particular abodes. However the proceeds from plastic probably do. Especially as they are tied to oil. There is lots of money in that.

Computer modding, this isn't computer modding. It's dying a keyboard. And cleaning. I think you and I need to talk semantics.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I hate jews and like to use the wrong words for things
I am antisemantic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I had to read that a coupld of times
so good work

(even though the joke doesn't work....semanticly)
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# you crazy pendant, you and all the other pendant's will drive us to ruin!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I think you need to stop being concerned with semantics
and figure out why press-moulded polypropylene is going to be able to absorb a dye now that it is no longer liquid.
As I said, you need to understand the properties of plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# You now come out with a
A truth I need to know. I know the properties of some things, not others. It appears that plastic is not one of them. I will need to not dye, I will need to cover it with a hardy new coating. Carpaint is my current favorite.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# and lots of lacquer
as the clear coat is what will give you durability.
A coat or 3 of spray paint will just start to flake and chip.

Also the plastic will need to be thoroughly de-greased with an alcohol like ethanol or isopropanol. Then you will most likely need a key coat plastic primer to go on after you have rubbed the whole thing down with a rubber sanding pad.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# do
you do this for a living. Or are just a bigger geek in more areas than me?
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I was in the building trade commercially
and an arm of my business was industrial paint spraying of anything from ship hulls to the walls in about 50 M&S branches that were clad in gloss plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# fair whip crack
nice.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# analine dyes might do it
but as they are spirit based you might run into a few melting problems, the best you are likely to get is a bit of a tint, spray the bugger and have done with it, or stop mucking about and spray something else instead. lets face it, customised keyboards, computer boxes and such look shit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I don't care if it looks shit
I am just trying to fill my life before I die. Flaking? That worried me.

Everything looks shit to someone. And these keyboards type GOOD! :)
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# GOOD
I just typed GOOD (eek, twice) on my keyboard

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# it looks
It looks like you have very small travel on your keys there. I have about 4mm travel on these keys. You have 2mm most. :)
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# it's an ok keyboard to type on
I can get a decent speed

unlike most keyboards in this style, which suck donkey-horse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# oh, I didn't notice this post :)
therefore, spray it, then lacquer the fucker is the way to go :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Spray paint
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Car paint
BRILLIANT. That is the kind of idea I was looking for. There is a car paint shop thing down the road a little bit. :)

Cars have lots of colours I have heard.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# just rember to write the letters back on
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I have also
already coloured out the letters.
I can take the case apart - spray that and put it back together. Could do top one colour and bottom the other. Then I would win big.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You might need
to use some sort of etching primer - car paint is not particularly good at sticking to things that have not been prepared the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I ponder this also
unless someone tells me better

cheerful choice of spraypaint + white/black letraset as appropriate and then laquer the fucker

because "laquering the fucker" just sounds cool
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# In the film "Hackers" some kid sprays a camo pattern on his keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# this is known as "camoing the fucker"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# that is fucking sad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
yes

it's not possible to add to this statement, so I'll just laugh

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ...and then he can't find it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# it probably plays auld lang syne when he whistles
and like, lights up

and shakes

fucking shaking keyboard

vibration white finger

baadda a fofofofororrroor ttptptpypypypiyigiignnngnngng

and then limbs drop off
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# FASTER!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# flflfhlafhlhlahahahaohasss s assttht ththehrheherlrelhaeh i/rehlafelasef.f.
*POP*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# what colour would you like it
im sure some one will photo shop it
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Well
A graphite version might be cool.
Wood effect?
Granite.
Cammo.
Vagina.
Beard colour.
Polyethaline.
Craola brown.
Mothercare.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# what about all purpose rhubarb colour?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# what a cool colour this would be
graphite-Wood effect-Granite-Cammo-Vagina-Beard-Polyethaline-Craola brown-Mothercare




any one got the hex code for that?
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# yes
it's 0X3

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# ta
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# no worries
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# is that a derivative of the IBM model M?
original IBM M keyboards can fetch a fortune on eBay uk

/sold two, for lots of munney :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Hammerite paint
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Turmeric
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Bono Mail


Click for bigger (130KB)
(Mr.Snares, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# this happened apparently, so Robin Williams said
Bono was doing a gig in Scotland and said (while clapping) "Every time I clap, a child in Africa dies", a bloke at the back shouted "Then stop clapping then, you murdering bastard"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# You watched the Prince Charles thing too?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Graham Norton
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I thought he'd said it on both.
O:
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# must of done
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Ah fair do's
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I read it on here a while back
possibly someone's QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# A safe pair of hands
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Gordon Boglin!!


Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# ^this
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# waaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# kill
it!!!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# This isn't exactly great. I got bored.

Been playing with Gimp. Haven't done any image editing for years. cfb
Yes, I know it's pants. How on earth can you do this stuff with merely a touch pad, I say?
(BlackCat, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# how does it... no, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# i have a nice bottle of IPA, called punk 6% by brew dog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# it's a great beer
and the label makes it. Go back to your mass produced lagers... etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# He was up before the beak !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry if bindun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAST
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Meh...
He went downhill from season 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# heee, that's quite cool
/ac

very woo sir. i like.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Yeh - Happytoads!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# must... eat... flies...
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Animated newpapers!!
The future has arrived!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# it's actually done by dipping the page corners in a heady mix of LSD and rohypnol
so whenever you lick your fingers to turn the page they fuck up your brain even more
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *patents the idea*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# O_0
That's a neat plan to make newspapers popular again!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Now I want to read the mail!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# superb :)
r33b.net/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# x.x
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# the sound effect is awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# "angry machine" i think it's called
it haunts me at night :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Jay Z and Beyonce gnopsed
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Gnop-Z and Beygnopse?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I missed a trick eh?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# looks like andy peters now
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I'd be surprised if this hasn't already been done...
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# haha!
I had a criossant for breakfast.
With Jessie and The Prof, Verity and Mr Horrible.
In Ikea!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I had one of Ikeas cheapo hotdogs
big mistake on my part!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I saw those and thought " That can't be good"


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Aren't they about 20p?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# 50p


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Ouch.
Whilst waiting for nightbuses, bloke in Charing X was doing 'fresh' hotdogs for 4 blummin' quid. :s
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# CMOTD?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# no doubt kept fresh in a cardboard box on a radiator under a leaky roof all night
and how that processed filth can ever be called fresh I have no idea

and yes I do eat hotdogs :)

each one you eat takes a month off your life
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I wish I could drive so I could
go to Ikea and buy 10 :D

I need to go to Ikea anyway to buy some frames :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# the "trick" is to drown them in the red and yellow sauces they have
if you try and claim they are ketchup and mustard i'll call you a liar ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# kaatslåp and møstuud
that's what it'll no doubt be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I actually really like them
It's obviously not all proper meat, but they're tasty and no worse meat content than the crap you get when you buy most hotdogs. Just cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# How positively civilised :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Heh. Fool...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I had the sugar coated version!
/on the way to diabetes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# That sounds delightful.
I hope orange juice was involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Coffee
God it was nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# This^


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Coffee and sugar? In one day? You'll not sleep tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i had a tank for mine
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I don't believe you
If you went to Ikea you'd've had meatballs or a really sorry excuse for a hotdog.!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ha ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I was literally halfway through shopping this yesterday
when I realised my source image was shit and I gave up.

Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# i believe it has bindun, but woo all the same
must have been a while ago too.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# bin?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Brandooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Spanging pans at the ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *SPANG SPANG SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Don't blame me, blame the bad pronunciation
on TalkSport....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# that's typical of you sporty types, always passing the puck
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# your pun is entirely out of plaice
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# oh, i'm sorry. i have a cold.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Speak up
I'm hard of herring
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# You've no sole man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# stop baiting him!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Are you fishing for some kind of compliment?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# You're reely good at these
I'm pollocks at it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I feel eel.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# *SP-ANNNNNNGGGGGGGG.G.G.G.G.GGGGGGGGG*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# what is this monstrosity
it has the body of a fish but the shadow of a frog!

it's political correctness gone mad!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# ban this
sick filth
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEPPP


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# there's something
fishy about this image
but I can't put my FINger on it
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Oh my cod!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# how are you?
I am cooking foods
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'm good.
I am eating tea and drinking digestives.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# haha
yup
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# SPANG THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# stevie bream in goal?
Photobucket
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# ewoks always looked sinister to me

www.b3ta.com/board/8941586

i haven't posted an image in 2 months - well worth the wait right...:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahah
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Arf!
I always knew there was something creepy about that guy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# yep :D
with your yoda and my wicket we should reinact peppers star wars
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I'm on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# awesome
mediocre hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# that's the stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# that's the stuff
nightmares made of.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# "I don't see why you need the custom helmetAAARGGHPUTITBACKON!!"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# reminded me of spaceballs for some reason
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso
"we aint found shit!"


mel brooks is a genious
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :D man, i love this movie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXKOsajNZY4&NR=1
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# last one, funniest
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# With a soundtrack by the Red Hot Brian Peppers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hey KSS
I just made this just for you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# i love you man :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# DING DONG BONUS IMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# lol
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# no wonder she was everyone's fantasy in that bikini
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# this really scares me
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# That
was genuinely disturbing.
(Jokel, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# HELLOOOOOOOOOOO THERE!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941638
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hahahaahah
it suits and everything... :)
(sarah90 >you, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# NYUUUUUUB NUUUUUUB!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# bleearrghhhhh,must sexually offend hobbitsis
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# ...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha


Ok, I'll stop now

*takes medication*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# :)
sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahah
nice
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# They've all got big.....
tits!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# and
cotton cocks
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Ewoks look like my dog!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your ewok?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Noon dude.
How's things, the missus and little superspecials?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# noon fella
was in A&E with princesuperspecial this morning - he's not well at all (some sort of sickness thing) :(
looks like the princess has developed something similar too
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Oh Noes! :(
Hope they're alright soon.

I just got back from Cov.
Another top notch bash was had.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# that one passed me by completely
i've not been about much :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Because you have the power of sight.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *fears the pepperwok*
Woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i was struggling the name the thing
that's perfect :)

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# No worries.
I will require 2 points of any profit though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# EWcomix #34 - Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# :(
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# UNIMPRESSED CHICKEN IS UNIMPRESSED
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# and a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Chicken Kerplunk!
Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# arf!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# chicken jacks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I always loved the phrase 'mechanically reclaimed'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I've always loved the phrase "Non-Specific Head Matter".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *goes to try*
ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha
i love this! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# sticken
finger licken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# doggystyle
saw this earlier: b3ta.com/board/8941129

have similar:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# are you speed man?
slow down :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# wi'lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# My brothers dog has 2 month to 2 years to live
Fluid build up around its heart, it is also a springer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Nice to hear vets are accurate these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# it depends on how fast the fluid builds up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# HAhahaahhahaha
Springers FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE DAWGS SO WE PUT SOME DAWGS ON YO ' DAWG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Sarah Palin!
I can do satire, me.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# she's a corker
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

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