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# good morning funky town
(Philip_newzealand, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# cyril sneer? have a repost
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Ahhhh, Kristina. How I will miss thee...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# why does
her face (in this pic) remind me of Jade Goodey?
(ganainm, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of Judith Chalmers
or Jo Wiley
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I thought that was Daniels and Mcgee for a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# christ im not shopping that....
euh
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I like the way he
comes on her in the end. I hope that happens on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# i'd prefer it if he hit each judge in the eye
(i'll be watching harry hill on the other side of course)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# He quit the show yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# hes on it on saturday though
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hello Cyril.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# epic fail: (NSFW+-)
www.demotivateus.com/posters/myspace-next-time-you-try-to-look-hot-flush-the-toilet-demotivational-poster.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Is this shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8954015
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Quickly, Sam, HELP!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha
cock snorter.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# fuck nose
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# bad man
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I love how they set him up
And he went for it hook, line and boscat.

But his best performer was when he was possessed by the spirit of a nigerian criminal/rapist and he tried it on with Yvette hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :-)
giving her twelve inches of Nigerian Rapist on television would surely have boosted viewing figures.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# i require more information
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# They were investigating some pub in Mordor
And apparently it was frequented by blaggards, criminals, and general low-life in it's past.

Pakora got "possessed" by a Nigerian rapist from the 18thC, and started staggering around and shouting "IT IS ME!" "I AM DAVID/SAM/whatever!" "GET OUT!" in the most hilariously weird voice, and kept convulsing and slamming his body around, then he suddenly made a lunge at Yvette Fielding and had to be taken outside "to recover" hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Aaah, wait, what just happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hehe - ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Aah, the most entertaining fraud on the telly :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ningles :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# bless you for trying!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Think I'll stick to non animation!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# bad news today

I made a thing: click to generate your own news! :D
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# :D
+l
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# that is tragic
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# i thought you can type in your headline :(
it's randomness
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# there are lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots
of headline generators that allow you to type your own one..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# but i want it to be yours :(((
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Use this in the address bar
javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ooh that's a nice trick
I'll include that as a link, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# well i think hes funny
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# then he'll appreciate this headline
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# woman farts in public
10 dead... lol
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# a cropped bit of a bigger picture :D


click for full
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# i hate your excellence.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# art.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# :)
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Dancing in the waaaaaaaaaaterfaaaall...
But how is her dress still so dry?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# latex
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I say!
*loses monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *finds monocle, gives it to this fella*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# but its not
its wet and under water :D well some of it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Careful dear, that'll go completely see-through...
Great stuff.

Good 'ning.

Also - things seem finally to be looking up. [POLITICS ALERT]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# hehehe
i think she's got someheavey duty undies on! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# very nice sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Stoppit!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# No!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahahahah
bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# :D
Also - the pride of my horselinking career from yesterday!



click for full sweary goodness :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
is that the old man??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# how did henry get there?
the mountains and all..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# HEnry goes everywhere
He's on a Five Year Mission
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Needs more squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# doesnt every picture!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# and finally....
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Monty
You are on fire this morning!! Very good
(eddie fingers, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# hehehehehe
I know that pic!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# roflols
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# ewww!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# THE NIMOY NIPPLE-CLINCHER
Love it, some good stuff today Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I cookz teh pie!
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# PIE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# UNLEASE THE PIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
#
E H
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# NOT IN THIS LIFETIME KNEEFACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Kneeface hahahahahahaha
"A face like a kicked fridge door."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I lost this in the collapse of Warren's Anus
and I just got an email with it in.

I went viral AND I found my old image!



Manley is happy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Top shop there sirrah
:D Yikes BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Nicely swapped!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
Brilliant
(eddie fingers, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# so wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Thats one of the best headswaps ive seen
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# It is a shame it is such low quality
the original was better.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# that is
lovely. Woo and dare I say it, YAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA - Now THAT's Magic!
This is the best Face-Off I've seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# These Pies are on a 999 year Lease
They cannot be unleased
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# what a terrible leagal furore
If symptoms persist consult a mortician.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Why don't you use the oven?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# oven?
we don't have them fancy electronical devices back in 1864
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# The world has had ovens far longer than gas hobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# it was a south park ref.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# She does.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DO?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# cook mothafucka, cook
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ning board!
Wot no new compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# we are all deeply disappointed.
also ning.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# oh, pie!
oh how I love theee.

Is that a mince pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Thusrday is SciFi day
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# shameless robots.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Have a mace of spade's
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# that's the way I like it baby
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I DO want to live forever.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Who wants to live forever?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *spang*
But I am compelled to say, "A mace of spade's what?"
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Spade's mace, mayhap?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Much better
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# thanks!
*runs to ward to punish show staff*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *giggles*
Big tin twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha

pants and shoes pants and shoes pants and shoes ... if you're feeling fruity put on a crash helmet pants and shoes

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# and gloves
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Walking around in your undies is fine as long as you start at the beach.
Carry a towel and nobody will question you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I still have the pic saved that said something along the lines of
'Come back here and do the washing up, you tin cunt'

'tin cunt' made me rofl
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# that's me- that was ages ago!
I love this image- it keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# AIDSlol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# pft.
in other news - does anyone fancy going halvies with me on the entire chain of 800 Woolworth's stores...? 50p
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Halvie Nicks?
*hates self*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# no,
Woolworth's you doddering old fool

:D

I was thinking we could change ALL the signs to say Woo Worthy ... and then fire all the staff and connect the shops up with a kind of Log Flume network.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I heartily endorse this proposal
And I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I just done a log flume
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Alien is Simon Cowell
AICM topical FP
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# pffft
edit: I think the remake is gonna suck
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# keanu reeves is in the new version
woah
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# there's a new version??
please god, let keanu play the mute robot
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# killed in the first scene
in a terrible tea bagging incident
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# choking on a tramp's testes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# While being forced to sing the British National Anthem in falsetto
With the heels of a stiletto stuck up each nostril, as a tiny hippo shits in his eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *imdbs*
WHY OH FUCKING WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hollywood hates ideas
they're dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# yes!
Hurray for art house movies
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're on form today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha... but. similar to The Wizard Of Oz, he ain't so scarey!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# heh!
"At least I'm not wearing a bin bag."
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
can I use this for all my christmas cards please?
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# yes
*doesn't profit*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# DO NOT TRUST
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *mistrusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# heheh
your stuff is ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# it is
and so is your's .... mine's... of questionable value both morally, comedically, artistically and psychopharmacologically.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# also
NING :D

you're a member of the rebel alliance and a tractor.

meep meep
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# :D
this is a life lesson we could all benefit from. Thanks Mr. B...

I'd be a bit sensitive too if I didn't have shoulders :D

Also - good ningles simple b3ta folk of the inter-shire, how are you all?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# No trust hole nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Trust no-one
or summat.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I used to think that "trustno1" password in the x-files meant "trust number one" as in trust yourself.
Then I discovered the wrath of internet nerds. X files was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# The spotty, pale skined, muscle atrophied wrath of the internet nerd is something to be feared indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# The purple tie says it all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hahahaha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Exactlah
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# *slaps*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Pfffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
you fuppin loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Excellent....
Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# AaAaAaaAAAaaaaaaaAaAAa!


(onomatopoeicneologism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# This could go either of two ways...

EDIT: Ahh. Here they come. And with good reason, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# my money's on the other way
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# as is usually the case in these situations
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# looks like i'm quids in
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I actually quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# needs backing music
crazy horses works for me
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Spack!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Argh
shit the fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Ignore.
For fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# oh, please fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# *Ignores*
See you in January chump.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# haha pushing the boundries!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# *hugs prodge*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Ow
owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# UH OH!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I really doubt that any of the people who have got upset by this post have experienced any pain at all from it.
Of course, they won't be around to argue this point as common sense suggests that if it was causing pain they would have hidden this thread by now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Drill and cyalume glow bracelets...


Mechanical chemical art
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# FUNKAH!
EDIT: Dixon seems to have disapeared and emptied his profile like captain wow...
WHAT GOING ON?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# :(
*sads*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Strange
"Was that dixon that went past the window just then? Downwards."
"It'll be HappyToast next."
"No it won't"
"Bet it will"
"Come on Toasty"
"Don't be a fool Toasty!"
/python

'NING ALL
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Dear sir
I wish to complain in the stringest possible terms about that last post about B3tans throwing themselves out of high buildings.
I myself have been a B3tan for several years and have never once aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhh.............................................................................................................
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# heheh
ning Wobbly Sheep
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I myself have lurked all my life on B3ta and have never... once...
aaaaaaargh!
*edit* Arse. Mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Most strange.
I feel like I've missed some drama
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I missed Midsomer Murders this week
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I bought the box set of Columbo
I'm a happy frog now.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I want that
but it's not as 'complete' as the box suggests

Plus,. having SKY you're never more than 20 minutes away from an episode on some channel
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I never watch TV any more
Can't be arsed with it. Adverts drive me crazy. I'm now a box set man through and through.

The set seems fairly complete to me. I think it's missing a fair few early ones from before it got going as a proper series, although several of them are in there and not listed on the back cover.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I hope you're bragging!

ning
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I am
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I miss all the drama
maybe if you guys had a whip round to pay to keep me on the internet 24/7 everyone would be fluffeh and nice.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I've received a few gaz messages from people saying that they don't have anything nice to say, so they aren't saying anything.
If I could boil them down into a single sentence, it would be:

STOP MAKING UP RULES. RULES ARE THE OPPOSITE OF FUN.

I think the weirdest thing is that it isn't even the moderators making up the rules. A few vocal people on the board have taken it upon themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Looks like a luminous condom with a radioactive olive on it!
Or one of those old pop-up toy things.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# I prefer the first one...
ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Me too!
I might try it tonight!

'ning Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Huzzah for science!
I was on a science bar crawl last night .. I still have a benzene ring drawn in marker on my cheek
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# science!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Once you 'avocado, you've 'ad a cado.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Had a really shit journey in on the northern line today...


'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:46, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Has that woman in the poster had a giant Peperami surgically attached to her bewbie?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# We can only hope..
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Maybe it's the surgeon
testing out his work.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# who's the bird?

some people may wish to read this link
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/19/pasta_sauce/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# The chancellor of Germany
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# ah then:
vould!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# you sick fuck
she's known as "eastern Germany's late revenge". Anyways, Bush has dibs he already gave her a back rub
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# LOL
"A search of Weatherley's motor uncovered "pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier".

Now that....is a party
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# "The role of the Jack Russell in the incident is not noted."
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I especially like that it sounds as if the Jack Russel was hidden
Surprise Terrier!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Me n00b

Safety first..
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Very nice
Can I sneak in to repost this one from last night's gayshift?

Clear up the loose ends I must
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# One more thing there is just
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# hee hee..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:42, archived)
# pffft!
'NINGS ALL!
EDIT: 'nings anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Bothers me it does
Yeeees, Hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# hello :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Extreme lurkage!
I thought John Terry played alright actually!
Despite the mix up....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Special Edition
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# My teeth hurt just thinking about it.
'NING FREEEEEEEEEEBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Ning Geoff
you well?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Took me a while...
Woo!

I'm guessing there's no compo or a shit one....

*checks*

Edit: Thank god!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:47, archived)
# To go with my card from Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# 20th November - Inky Winky
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:36, archived)
# very different from your usual style, I like it
Now where is that pesky image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:46, archived)
# The Daily Mail have stolen it!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:57, archived)
# I guess they're waiting for someone to think of something better than what the cunts who've voted for some of the past atrocities against humor have liked
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:00, archived)
# i like this
she looks like she's just off to an 80's disco
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:49, archived)
# Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# as long as she doesn't shag on it
it gets everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# hahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)
# it sounds romantic until you try it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:20, archived)
# my local beach
is a stony - so i wouldnt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# tried it in spain once
cold wet sand sobers you up really quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# hahaha
sandy cracks?? :D it doesnt appeal to me - but then i'm sure a lot of things i like wouldnt appeal to others :D (not that i'm weird or anything ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# quite possibly
speaking of sobering up, i think my hangover is just starting to kick in, so i'm off to bed. g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# night :D
sleep tight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:53, archived)
# 'nings!
i am off my tits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:57, archived)
# good for you
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:58, archived)
# how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:00, archived)
# miserable and worried.
results are out soon :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:02, archived)
# don't worry
i'm sure you did well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)
# hope so
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:04, archived)
# as longt as you did your best
that's what counts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
You're such a mum!

RESULTS is what counts.

You can't put on your CV 'E', but I did my best

/grumpy cos I can't get a decent job blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:14, archived)
# i caqn't help it
i tend to get philosophical when i'm wasted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:15, archived)
# I thought you WERE in a decent job?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)
# you WERE in a decent
in
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)
# I'm in A job
not a DECENT job

nings bbb
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# would in the 90's
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:04, archived)
# were you even old enough back then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:08, archived)
# define old enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:15, archived)
# not going to drop your skateboard with excitement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:19, archived)
# "drop your skateboard"
is a very good expression for cum really fast
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# looks like that horrible Nikki from Big Brother
*runs*
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Had a strange dream last night :|

morning folks
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Wonderful! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:21, archived)
# mornnig young sir
Ta
&
*jealouses at the Boosh*
were they good?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:22, archived)
# They were very good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# ning!
edit: top pic btw!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:37, archived)
# That is strange!



(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:38, archived)
# that is talent, right there.
no.....there

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:50, archived)
# i like this alot
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Morning Eric
Bloody Hell! That's disturbingly good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:10, archived)
# *fears*
You post that and then say 'nings'

That's scared me so much I'm going to have to swap my chair for the one the cunt who sits behind me uses
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:15, archived)
# fuck me
thats fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:19, archived)
# top work sir
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Crikey, that's good
I love the terrible teeth/grille look.

/shudder
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# board is dead. i hate living 2 hours into the future :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:03, archived)
# what is he looking forward to?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:11, archived)
# Konnie Huq's clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:22, archived)
# Everyone loves the Huq


(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# what a happy looking little fellow
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:56, archived)
# which one is the killer and which one is the victim?
THEY'RE BOTH DRESSED THE SAME :-O
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:57, archived)
# You
insinuate that they're different people
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:58, archived)
# individuality!
just because they look the same doesnt mean they aren't people!
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:01, archived)
# But does it mean they are?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:02, archived)
# it's an out of body experience in art form
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:49, archived)
# i am not my brother's keeper...
...(hack*slice*chop)!...spin!!!...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:57, archived)
# The calm innocent look of
a serial murdering rapist...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:59, archived)
# if you kill someone then have sex with them, are you still a rapist? or just a necrophiliac?
while we're positing absurd hypothetical questions
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:38, archived)
# aww. he wants a lying down hug,
but the other man is ocd and doesn't like touching people
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:03, archived)
# coincidently
I just finished watching Monk =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:05, archived)
# Monk is good.
I shall sleep now though!
g'night sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:08, archived)
# Turrah
Sleep well... I think I'm gonna push through till the morning...too late to sleep now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:11, archived)
# part 2...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# Reminds me of Smokin' Aces.
I love your things
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 6:11, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 6:15, archived)
# pretty
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 6:21, archived)
# I likes
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:23, archived)
# I don't think you'll respond to my comment
because my virility intimidates you.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:26, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# He has no neck
And a perplexion which suggests she's a ladyboy
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:37, archived)
# suck it...
...eat it...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:40, archived)
# Work It Harder Make It Better
Do It Faster, Makes Us Stronger...
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)
# I was actually just thinking
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:46, archived)
# I watched their film about a week ago - its very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Yessssssss
Which one, interstella 5555 or Electroma?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Electroma.
I really enjoyed it, is the other worth watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:53, archived)
# Electroma is very odd, but cery cery fucking woosome.
Interstella 5555 is well, well worth seeing. tis all animated, and there's no dialogue, just their album, (Discovery i believe) being played over the film to tell the story. Great film. Probably only if you like daft punk though!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:57, archived)
# I will check eet out!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:02, archived)
# *thumbs up*
In fact, give en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstella_5555 a look if you're bored!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Looks AWESUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:07, archived)
# i think it's time you learned how to use your tongue.
get your face between my thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)
# lol @ yeastie girls
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:54, archived)
# i love them.
i was sorting cds earlier and had a listen to it so it was fresh in my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:56, archived)
# I had never seen these guys before.
I'd heard them. It's shades of Gary Glitter.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcKMg7eEjj8

Yeah, Yeasties. The 90's were so fun.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
# He he he... nice thing to see first thing in the morning...

On a festive note
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 6:52, archived)
# now my shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Mirrorface scares me...
Tis the way the mouth moves... *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:38, archived)
# she's making a prank phone call...
...heavy breathing and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:40, archived)
# *mesmerises*
WHAT-IS-YOUR-BIDDING?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Do No Harm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:44, archived)
# ALSO:
Jaffa Cakes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)
# they sell them here in dollar stores.
they're not good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:46, archived)
# We get them here too.
In Stop And Shop they have an "Irish" section in the "World Foods" aisle, which features an odd assortment of Anglo-Irish junk foods.
"The World" according to Stop And Shop seems to consist of Mexico, Italy, China, Thailand, and Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Bizarre that they'd
characterize it as irish, not british...

But hey-ho, we get jaffas, you get lucky charms.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:53, archived)
# 'stop and shop' is a super name for a store.
'world foods' sections here vary depending where you are in town. in little india, it features north american, european and other non-indian stuff. in chinatown, it has endless ketchup in many stores, and all the dairy if the store stocks any.

the very local japanese store that used to be near me (sadly, it closed) had a shelf that wasn't japanese - it had tinned peas, tinned tomato paste and fruit drink crystals in abundance.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:56, archived)
# No Pocky? :(((((
Or is it that weird tasting Thai Pocky?

Also: New Jersey. Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:37, archived)
# her name is fred.
those are some intense colours. i love my new monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
# Meet her sister.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:21, archived)

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