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# Only 4 weeks to go
Bah Humbug!


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(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# it's not even thanksgiving yeeeeetttttttttttt
(though i like your card!)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# "we give thanks for the indians helping us through the bad times"
"and for dying of smallpox so we can take their stuff"
"and the ones that didn't die, we can buy all their stuff for a stick with a bauble on the end of it"
"and lo, thank you"

that's how it goes, innit?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# not anymore
basically "get together and eat more food than you normally eat with family members you don't really care about"

we forgot about all that other stuff.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# ahh
it's a traditional hallmark "I FUCKING HATE YOU, I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT AGAIN" over lunch

while the brave/insane/foolish try and shop at the bloodbath that is holiday wallmart

yay!

:D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# That's why I don't even buy Christmas presents anymore.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# christmas is the same only with more of the insane relatives
:D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# or hopefully less of them
god, did i just say that? i really am becoming a scrooge
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# hmm, the scrooge test
if you see an urchin walking past your window

do you have the urge to open the window and shout "my good boy! take this money and bring me the largest turkey you can find, and keep a dollar for your trouble?"

or, alternatively, do you just offload a P90 into his ass?

:D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# And don't forget . . . microwavable popcorn . . .
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# yum!
tastes like plastic!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I believe in xmas but not the comercial wankery that always comes about it
cos i cna't be bothered to scroll down the page
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# now all it needs is a donk in it, and it is complete
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# a donkey?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# no, my good sir, a donk
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# you do it
i'm lazy
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# fuk that innit, itz 2 hrd
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I hate buying Xmas cards and presents
I wanted people to post their card designs so I can make some free
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# i say to ppl
if you want a card from me, write it to you from me, i don't want a card i know its xmas sheesh
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# vat cuts?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# hahaha
wrist cuts instead should help
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# emooo
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Haha :)
Badumtish!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# haha
top stuff!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Whada hack !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Mitsubishi 0.75 ltr


Click for bigger (51KB)
Argh what a Photoshop hack!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Very rude...........
..........to park in fornt of a garage

and woo
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# It it is rather unforntunate.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# you've unwittingly made "fornt" my new favorite word
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# apologies for fornting up there
:)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# All quiet on the western fornt!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# or the Preston fornt!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Its definately up there in the top 10
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# That took me ages to spot!
Heh-heh
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)
# haha
subtle
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# 10 extra subtles?
scrolled...
cos i cna't be bothered to scroll down the page

edit : oh come on, the time scale i did this in, i think its good :p
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# yes dear
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Great for parallel universal parking !
Also . . . pretty in pink !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# she'll buy it.
nothing else will fit her odd proportions
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Yeah . . . she needs a mini stretch alright !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Cor...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# nice work-when i try this i get lost in a blur
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha
this makes me smile
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# pfft
they thought they were gonna be BIG!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Eye see that you're needling them . . .
Ouch !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# eye they found...
that essence rare
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Yeah . . . but can they pin nya down ?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# BTW . . . I played with your strained glass from earlier . . .

(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Ba ba baaaa daaaaah, ba ba baaaa daaaaah...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
EPIC!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# This is a bit like a dream I once had
Woo, for getting in my head.
Edit: Mrs Chutney has put some Thick Rib of beef in the oven and the smell as it cooks is driving me to the edge of madness!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# To the..
Mountains of Madness?

Tekeli-li!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I too dream of sharkyness
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# LAND SHARK. SHIT.
Well nicely done.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fanta-stick!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Land sharks gotta eat too !
Killerly Hilarious !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# love this one
and the look on their faces!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I wasn't sure anyone would even see the faces,
but it's not like it's hard to add!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# heh heh
it loaded slowly so's i had a wee treat -lolz
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# WIL this is great!!!
big clicks

(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Nom nom nom
:D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Woo and Yay!
Nice lamb-spong! *clickeroo*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
# LAND SHARK!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# nice timing :D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Top hummus!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Most Excellent
so that'll be a WYH then
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Beautifully done :D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# if that thing gets laZers we're screwed
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# snortle
is this on the front page yet ?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Woman's own sticky marinade
Saw this in Marks & Sparks this weekend:


(click for bigger)

As if sticky lady juice wasn't rude enough, they then encourage you to put your meat in the pouch, massage it, and leave it in there for 15 minutes. Rude, rude, rude.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Oh. Hello 167kB.
*bitch bitch bitch*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Now a bite-sized 84k
with apologies
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Um num num num.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Call the Mail at once!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
No doubt you were reminded to post this by my rather splendid lunch !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# You covered your ribs in sticky lady-juice?
That does indeed sound like the best Sunday Lunch ever.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Yeah.
I wasn't expecting it to be quite so red and lumpy though !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# mainline it
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Yes !
*Mainlines*
*Gets hit by 09:15 express to London Victoria*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# i've got some of that.
in my pants
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# It's just not sex
unless it has a great smoky flavour.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# It's just not sex
Unless you leave a smoking corpse behind.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Went to recave . . . said Omm Omm Omm . . .
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
# all that praying to OHM won't fix the redex
EDIT: fixed.
now I'm scared
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Rama Lama Ding Dong !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# :D....he can smell something fishy?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Prolly something carpish . . .
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Why, Miss Winehouse, what a scrolly face you have!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Hot air wickedness !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I hear "On The Run" !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# :D..........inside job?
WINE ELEVEN....pfhhh...very poor shot
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Every shot's a good shot with powershot !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Good Evening !
I haven't been around for a while, so no longer know what the hell is going on here.
So I've decide to unilaterally relaunch both RPS and LOTD.

Here is Gus's Best Sunday Lunch Ever:



I've adapted the recipe slightly to my suit my own tastes (HOTTER !) and to reflect what I've actually got in the store cupboard;
from this:
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/bourbonglazedstickyr_90440.shtml
I'm using Pork - but I think I'm going to try Beefs.
Some might say it's a waste of Jim Beam Black - but you aren't tasting what I'm tasting !

Note selected ingredients - including Daves Insanity Special Reserve Chilli Sauce.

I'm all Pigged Out now !

(Sorry about the Bigness - I stupidly assumed that B3ta's hosting would automatically optimise it for me - I told you I hadn't been around for a while !
But we're all on Mega Huge Broadband now anyway - aren't we ?)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# i'm drinking vodka and tonic from a wine glass
all because they do it on corrie.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# a glass, eh?
Look at you, all posh.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# i know..i'm well facking classy
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# We always thought so........
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# ooh, looks yum.
I'll be having beef and toato pie. It will be yum also!

The FAQ was updated recently, so reading should get you up to speed on what's what these days.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# That looks gorgeous.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Really Packed Sideboard?
Land Of The Dead?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Indeedy !
Except that's a kitchen cabinet.

Am I correct in assuming that Real Photo Sunday and Lunch Of The Day are things of The Past ?

Good !
They were Sh*te anyway !

Let's all draw a Magenta Cock on something.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# HAHA NICELY PHOTOSHOPPED.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I like to eat food sometimes
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# nings
I bet Gordon Ramsey is shitting himself :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Don't matter how you dress it up buddy
it's still a fucking corpse.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Alas
poor potato...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# It's Ok
He went out in a blaze of glory.
Covered in Organic Norfolk Butter - freshly churned in the farm just up the road.
And Maldens Smoked Sea Salt.
Bl**dy Gorgeous !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# All of the Very Best
Lunches are.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I disagree.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# That's illegal!
Oh, sorry. Misread that.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Today I have had spicy hot homemade prawn curry (with peas mmm peas)
with spicy duck spring rolls (from the shops) and home made sweet and sour chicken, rice and garlic bread mmmm yum!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# A bit
of a traditionalist
when it comes to Sunday Lunch then !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# its sunday?
when'd that happen?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Dunno
I was busy Twatting my car into the central Armco barrier on the A11 near Norwich at the time !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# pictures or it didn't happen :p
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
# En guard!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Lol
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# BEANMOUSTACHE!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Yes
That is what I was thinking when I drawed this. Bean moustache. Real deep.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Looks to me like the ornately-decorated curved-hilt banana
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Could you use that to cut my tongue off, to get rid of this taste of Beaufort
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Also
Who thinks I should have a tidy up?

(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Yes Vista is Shit
reload XP immediately
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Suprisingly
I don't usually use Vista. Ubuntu is wot I be's usually use.
EDIT: Or my old laptop. Or at least, I used to use my old pooter until I pulled the screen of it and stamped on it and tasted the liquid crystals.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Silly maiden, is is not was.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Are you suggesting that Vista is no longer
the processor devouring, graphics card dragging, memory hogging unnecessary behemoth of GUIness?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Compared to XP? Of course, just as XP is to 98.
But if the resources are required, they're there. If nothing wants them, Vista will use them for itself.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I SEE EMPTY SPACE
I say leave it for a few weeks

then just go up to a higher resolution

if your monitor doesn't support a higher resolution, get one that does

when you reach the maximum possible resolution of your hardware, just add another monitor

problem solved, easy as, innit
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# it's all good, i see no problem
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# clear the lot
i don't even have the recycle bin showing on mine, it's just used for a temp dumping ground for downloads
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I'm disappointed that you haven't constructed a cock out of those icons.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# YOU STOLE MY SIG!
STOPTHIEF! STOPTHIEF!

Edit: oh, maybe not anymore...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Meh!
Did I? Well there, I changed it.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I quite liked it...
it made me feel like i was part of a biker gang...

Now I'm just lonely and sad.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Does this help?
Rude Nerd Bikers!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# huzzah!
Free homemade cookies for all rude nerd bikers!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# You could be in a biker gang of one
a lonesome rebel with a black leather jacker and windswept hair and cool sunglasses - although I'd lose the Rayleigh Chopper and buy a motorbike instead ;)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Makes me thing of Full Throttle
Anyone here ever play that?

Awesome.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# he wants to be careful with that, he'll have everyone's eye out with his mighty stabber
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The Black Queen chants the funeral march, The cracked brass bells will ring
Evening boardlets. I'm listening to a Peel show from 1993 :D

Now with added trademark bouncy
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# haha nice
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Twisted !
Edit: Back for extra bouncy goodness !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Penguins rule

One day the Pinguinos will rule the world...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# TJ
Did anyone just hear on the news something about the picture of Glitter carrying a child in a shopping bag?

I only caught the end of it.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
mental, the world is mental

also "comments(0)"

but there's comments there..

how queer
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# er, look at the post directly below this
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# My bad.
Didn't spot the de-ris
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Ooohh nice
Top effort :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# yes!!!
I was thinking of doing this, exactly like this too!!
Albiet a fatter , older, more beardy version.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Certainly gets a click!
And a woo!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Tastefully well done . . .
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# that is rather superb.
*click*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# well played!~
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Niiiice,
Very Niiice
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Woo!
that's ace :) have a click
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# HA
*buys 500*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
#
*Offers to buy for twice the price*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# But you can still see out of the sides, these need more design refinement.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# what the image doesn't show is the needles
that pierce the eyes rendering the wearer safely blind for the rest of his/her life
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# You probably shouldn't specify that feature
on the package. It might deter those who'd planned to buy several pairs for various occasions. :)
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Oh good grief
Woo to the image
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I have just eaten the cheese of the devil
Beaufort is evil
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# They can double up as nooby tuesday anti fail goggles too!!


Woo
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Haha
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses "designed to help you develop a relaxed attitude to danger."
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Think of the filters . . .
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I would force the meddling do-gooder to wear them
whilst I and the rest of the free world enjoyed the freedom of speech and comedy
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I see what you mean . . . and visa versa . . .
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
While reading the article, I was actually prepared to say, "Well, I suppose I understand the firing, since they're social workers and all..."

But then I saw the offending image, and all was forgiven. Hilarious.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Ha brilliant
A very worthy FP
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I'm a little stunned by it
first someone tattoos my HappyToast logo on their leg, now this, what a Monday! :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I can't find in the article,
the bit where it says the Daily Mail disapproved of the image or the bit where the Mail reported the employees to their bosses or the part where the daily Mail asked for them to be sacked or sacked them. I can only find a factual report of what happened, am I missing something?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# yes, the fact that this is a bit of fun and not a legally binding document
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# No silly, I hadn't missed the fact
that this is B3ta, I just regret the number of times I see sloppy attacks on various sections of our society on here dressed up as humour, including the concept of this particular challenge. Within the constraints of the challenge you actually performed above average, well done.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# How can they publish the image on a public website that may be seen by THE VERY CHILDREN THEY ARE TRYING TO PROTECT!!!!!????????????
The Daily Mail that is.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# They are 'forwarding' the image to everyone, not just internally by e-mail.
What the flipping krankie are we to make of this? Has it really gotten to this stage?

Send in the tanks!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Absolutely OUTRAGEOUS!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Unbelieveable story. It must be some sort of joke, surely.
They must be pissing themselves at the DM.

I have written in:

"Oh great, thanks Daily Mail! I was just reading this appalling news story, and then at the bottom of the page is the very sick image that got these people sacked.

Thanks a lot. I'll be the next one looking for work now."
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I had a brief look at the comments on the DM page
to confirm it's reality. Oh my.

With unfettered satire like that they're gonna do us all out of a job :(
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# brilliant
that is all
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# What a bloody load of nonsense.
Wasn't the image done be a b3tard? I think he should write into the Daily Mail and complain that he's now suffering for depression due to the extreme guilt of being the cause for people losing their jobs, and he's now seeking compensation from the council involved.

Make it happen!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# We were lucky to get out alive
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Very nice :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hey-spectacular
*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *clicks*
Made me lol.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Had to see it to believe it !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha!~
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I for one welcome our Flashing Meercat People With Epilepsy overlords
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Woo!
:D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Epic :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "NA NA NA NA NA NA NA" etc
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Nicely captured !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Yay for Start Wars on telly!


(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Now I remember why I wasn't on here this time last week!!


(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# needs to go in to lukes mouth
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Do you really?!?!?


(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# yes I do
he is nearer then the toilet
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# classic :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha jinkies!~
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# 349 is 1/2 a meg?
400 is the new limit
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I LOVE the sound chewie makes right at the end of that clip
Rowr wow wow wow
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ahaha
nicely timed
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)
# "hey there abe"
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Bendy straws, green card


(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# perfect
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Very good
(had to google to be sure)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# nicely done :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# EWcomics #35 - Nosebleed
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i will admit i read that as boobs
and ketchup
Woo!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# haha.
Brill.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Heh
Only #35? I thought you'd done more than that? 's all very good though :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
in other news, the Gary Glitter carrying a kid in a shopping bag picture came from here didn't it? Apparently it's got people fired from their jobs www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1088710/Social-workers-sacked-sick-image-paedophile-Gary-Glitter-carrying-child-shopping-bag.html
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
more proof that this entire place is NSFW :D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Several people posted the same image as their own
if I remember correctly.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# for example
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *sues redflame for loss of earnings*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# 'zactly


(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# sounds good...
*appeals for pearoast*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# oh dear
I remember that, I don't think it did come from here, amazingly.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hahahaha
odds are it came from here
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hahahaha b3ta strikes again
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I had one of those today
but with less satisfying results
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Some bananas, some duck tape

Would be more realistic but we got peckish.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# banananananana banana llama ducktape!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I score this 10.5 !
you weirdo
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# 'duct'
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# brand
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# hes a right nob isnt he
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I certainly wouldn't.
But Kenwood.

Edit:
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# haha
*jams switch,waits for smoke*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Ha haa, nice!
...although the toaster is missing the required reflectoporn.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# He does grate a bit
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I will endeavour to use these words over the coming days :D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# haha
nod to black hole too
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Toats!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# was that fried or scrambled you wanted?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I don't care!!!!!!!!!
Just cook them, so they stop staring at me!!!!!!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Jeepers creepers!
Where'd you get those peepers?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# GAH!
I didn't need that :(
Even the bit in total recall freaked me out.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *sings*
♪I want an atmosphere, I love a planet with a happy atmosphere...♫
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# what a wonderful gift she has :D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# haha
who said eggs don't worry?-these are
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# EGG!
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(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# EGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGG!
Click for bigger
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# EGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGG!!!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# "Eat like a king for £1"
- Mr Egg
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# 8 (
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(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)

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