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# Hammered through Paint cos I couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# ahhhh ha ha ha ha
lack of c chuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Wapist
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Nail it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Chwist!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I had to filename!!
/Mnnnng!! blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# have you been eating these?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
real lols!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ahahahahahahahahahaha

BAD JECCY! BAD JECCY!

hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha.
I was laughing so hard, I could hardly click that
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# That the only way through NR:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# more of this community payback yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# another...

Previously: 1 2
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Nicely!
To all of them! I like number 2 especially!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# These are most excellent.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# oooh i like all of these
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Absolutely lovely
Fantastic style.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# grungy emo style, works well that :)
Edit: it reminds me of the preacher comics
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# *googles*
thanks!
my drawings are getting more and more comicbook style...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# NIce pose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# nice stile
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# this is good
:D

I will cleek now

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Filthy but I had to get it out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# i dont get it..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8990361
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# LET'S POWER RIS!




no really, ris?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Blimeh - RIS overload!

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# The power of ris, is a curious thing
it makes a one man cry

and another one go "uh?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Brillio!
Look what I started!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# hail to thee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# *Bows*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# be careful of brillo action


sure, it might feel good at first, but it's just wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# more
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I had more but they appear losted
edit: AHA!



and

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Now . . . you're asking for it . . .
but I don't know what it is either . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I'd like a full 3d rendered version of the national ris monument please
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Your other request is coming up next . . . ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# oh cool! the hot redhead !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# erm
I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8990361
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# gosh!
thanks for that handy link to a reply that's immediately below by own - I'd never have found it otherwise!

I can't recall hearing that Hammond's memory has been suffering since the crash... have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# He did have problems in the immediate aftermath, but he is fine now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Ah, OK. That's all I'd heard, too.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# well of course he had problems in the immediate aftermath
the car he was in was in fucking bits all over a field!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# pfft!
yep, I think that situation could safely be described as 'problems'!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# I knew.
But I'd forgotten.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# LOL!
Someone had a car crash and couldn't remember things! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Is that really the joke?
I'm rising up a snowstorm here, ning red'!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# It really is
Try to contain your sides from splitting
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Sadly I think so....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# ROFFLE POPS?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I thought he was pretty much ok now.

'ning fucko
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Alright cock face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Aye.
I've had too much pizza and feel as fat as you!!

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaaaant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I certainly can!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# thats the bad man, mummy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# As indeed did he
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# eye eye
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# That's rather beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# thank you
i shopped it from a photo i took of my friend jodie, some years ago now. but i still like it
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Savage!
This will probably mean nothing to you, as the Jodie that you know, unlike the Jodie I know, is probably not called Jodie Savage.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# you are correct
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# my eye related pics, all made with my own eye.






Source
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# it's a recurring theme isn't it?
i've been shopping eyes for years. i'm sure most people here have.

*edit* like the blue one
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# i love eyes,
beautiful and deep.
And easy to shop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# yes, so filled with mystery


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# aye





(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# eye
liked this.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# looking back ,
i think i may be obsessed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# is that....
...

..

oh!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# is that?
perhaps :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# it can't be a mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# indeed, that would be NSFW
to display such a thing on a chilly night such as this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# billy s has it
Arragon:
What's here? the portrait of a blinking idiot,
Presenting me a schedule! I will read it.
How much unlike art thou to Portia!
How much unlike my hopes and my deservings!
"Who chooseth me shall have as much as he deserves"!
Did I deserve no more than a fool's head?
Is that my prize? Are my deserts no better?

Portia:
To offend and judge are distinct offices,
And of opposed natures.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
#
Servant:
Phwoar, look at Portia's tits!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I spent my day off making a miniature Companion Cube.
As it's my companion, I used non-default colours and symbols of my own choosing.

CFB (140kb)

Here's the tutorial I followed if you want to have a go yourself. As you can see, I couldn't be arsed to fanny around with hot glue guns and biscuit sheets, so mine is quite flawed. And here and here are some papercraft versions I found if that's more your thing.

'Ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# You euthanized your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube faster than any subject on record.
Congratulations.


and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube, but he couldn't come.
Because you murdered him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Core, thats nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# origami
with a hammer ? ?? nicely ..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# It's foam glued to wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Some people have way too much time on their hands.
I'm not being horrible, but do you really have nothing better to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I did it because I wanted to and I enjoyed doing it.
So fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I said i wasn't being horrible, and you didn't answer my question.
No need to resort to childish retorts, i thought you, as you're not 10 years old, could maybe respond without being a childish ass. Obviously not.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# "I'm going to claim I'm not being horrible while saying something horrible and condescending anyway."
I did answer your question: I did it because I wanted to and I enjoyed doing it -- had there been something more enjoyable or profitable to do, I would have done that instead. So obviously, no, there wasn't anything I thought better to do. I suggest you pull the pineapple out of your arse and throw yourself off a cliff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I think you're pretty pathetic if you think what i said was horrible.
And no, you didn't answer my question, i'm not going to argue because i don't care that much, i asked if you had nothing better to do and i assume these are your thoughts that followed,
"What a horrible bastard, i hate him, fuck him, fuck." Then proceeded to write the first thing which came to mind, and when i highlighted you hadn't answered my question you decided to just be a complete twat about it and dig yourself into a hole trying to justify yourself, oh, and you added a really witty insult on the end aswell, i suggest maybe you take more time to actually read things, learn to not act like a 10 year old and get a job, as you've obviously got far too much time on your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# what an asshole you are
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I do have a job.
As implied by "I spent my day off."

Saying "I'm not being horrible but" or "No offence but" doesn't magically make what follows non-offensive.

I wasn't digging myself into a hole; I was elaborating on a my previous statement which you obviously didn't understand the implications of. I suggest YOU take the time to read things more thoroughly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Haha what a clique you seem to be in.
I like how you can all have opinions on anyone else stuff and people respect them.

But as soon as someone not in your clique decides to actually say what they think you all jump in and defend her, maybe you take yourselves a little too seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# it's not cliquism.
I have no idea who Bob Todd is, but to paraphrase you:

I like how you seem to think we can all have opinions on anyone else's stuff and you respect them.

But as soon as someone disagrees with you and calls you on prickish behaviour you jump in and defend yourself with excess prickishness, maybe you're annoyed about something else and internet prickery is your chosen vent?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Well i wouldn't bite someone's head off for just asking a question, even if it was worded a little patronisingly.
I just think i deserve an opinion, and it doesn't matter to everyone else what it is.

And i'm not a fan of how everyone has jumped in and started having a go at me for no reason, if some people actually read what's happened, it was her who started being a dick.

This isn't directed at you personally, just everyone who's jumped in to defend her by having a go at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I'm going with the crowd on this one.
I think it's fair to say that
"Some people have way too much time on their hands.
I'm not being horrible, but do you really have nothing better to do?"

constitutes the "started being a dick" in this particular case.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It could have been worded better, but i still stand by what i said.
But i am pleased to see you've actually tried to sort this out a bit.

As opposed to a few others.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# there's always a few
keeps things here ticking over interestingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Meh
you've earned an ignore from me
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# "Hey everyone, looks how much shit i don't take, better be a nice person, or the same fate will await you! *scowls*"
I don't give a fuck, just don't shout it to the board because no one cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# nope,
you lost this one Rappola.

Stop being a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# where can you get foam and that stuff?
i made one out of paper ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Art shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# FART COPS
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I'm going to make you a real life medal for this reply
It's cheered me up no end on a crap day stuck at work doing urgent stuff for a bunch of bastards with the power to demand the work but not the wit to recognise it's needless.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# ahem..


edit: Sudden thought "champignon cube"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I know a man called Dave who made a triumph from scratch.
He swears so much it makes me hurt.

Hello meatydiscs
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# hello rappolas
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Hehe!
*Two strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# *squeaks twice*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Evening all!
Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# oh dear lord
*facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# cook them for a bit longer then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# This is...
...why I had to send my whale omelette back the other day.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# oh ffs :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# i'm not sure why
but this made me laugh like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# ^ This
It's the patient's eyes that do it for me.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# i didn't even notice the eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Bring back
Cheery Tomato!
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Fucking yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
perked me up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# ha
hahahaha
(voodoo_economics, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# typical students
wallowing about, doing nothing
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# .
Heh. I hadn't even thought of that angle. I was too deperate to get the pun out of my head (and into yours).
(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# He meant, he wanted to have sex and get covered in pink milk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# .
O_o

LOL
(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# you knows it true, word!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# NOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# terrible.. terrible


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# .
I love the way you've pulled the grass up around their feet, (detail matters I think).

Did you add that in, or was it the way you clipped the source (hippo) photos - i.e. were the hippos standing on grass or did you use some sort of clone or blur effect?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I'd have used a thin smudge brush in photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Hmm.
Wish I had thought of this. It really makes the hippos integrate with the scenery, instead of looking pasted on like mine do. I was just happy to have found a pic of a bloke in a labcoat who looked like he was holding a railing.

Sorry if I'm over-analysing. I just like to learn from what other people do here.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# thin smudge!
a crap pun is enhanced by lacking skills of execution

tho an animated seamhorse is a work of art :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Lord help us all...
...if I ever get my hands on a .gif creator.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I used leet photoshop skills
1. get image of campus and of hippos from google
2. use campus image as background
3. stick tongue out and go "mMLGNLGMLGNGLGMLGN" while half arsedly cutting out the hippos
4. Paste a hippo on to the background, HEHE HMMLMGLNG HIPPO!
5. Paste another one! HAHAHA
6. Hmm, xflip that bitch
7. Paste another one make it smaller like it's in the distance, proper l33t shoppery like
8. oh yeah.. it's fucked up, rearange the layers so the small ones in the background
9. Save for web

:D

fucking hard this shit you know
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Yep.
That's pretty much what the last half hour of my life was like, (with added scientists).
(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# YAY for medical humour ...
CFB

edit: CFB -- voila !!

edit edit: no wonder they were all piffed off in the middle ages, s and f looking the fame and all ... it's Lifa with an f not .. pssst
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Can has...
..CFB, plz?

My old eyes can't read the text in the book!
(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Ta!
...and *click*. Nicely done.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# lols!
Angry spastics are the best :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# now there's a good name for the world's potentially most offensive band
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# life is like a box of shut the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# lol here!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Complete and utter TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# bahahaha
oh god...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# since when
did the taliban own military jets?...
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# since around 1996
prob don't have any more but they did. So this shop is historically plausible...
(gusjux, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I'm being helpful today
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Not that helpful - it's spelled "mackerel"
:D

I haven't seen a microfiche for years (probably because they are so small ROFLCOPTERS)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# heh
saved me the trouble of correcting it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# thats my game :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# i'd like this
if i could be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# baby monstrinho lay in her ball pit the other day
with exactly that expression.

*sigh, 'it's hard being 1 year old.'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I want a ball pit :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# i want two
without the pit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# You can have mine
*fetches shears*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# at last! a eunuch of my own!
and a spiffy new pair of earrings!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# *sings falsetto*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
#
kids paddling pool = £5
400 balls = £20

happy toddler = priceless*

*or £25
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Bit steep, how much for an unhappy toddler?
I think I've got about a tenner on me at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# anti-sigh
i've got these to play with :D

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/owmyfinger.jpg

www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/owmyface.jpg

maybe i'll get rid of the finger stuff, and go shopping with the eye stuff still on :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# like this?
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/70646/1228240998/ouchsm.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# argh
my eye!

reminds me of that bit in the league of gentlemens apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
#

elle est tres ennuyé
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Why so bitter ?
Lemon aids ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# That's lemon entry!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# :O
Even if her name is Liz?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Well liz lemon yes...
Argh fuck I just got bitten by a vampire on oblivion!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Ha! Serves you right
for not growing up!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# >:(
The game is really good you fatty!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# by the hammer of thor!
oh nerds!
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Nawtee Riverghost!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# you wouldn't like him when he's angry


damn mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# My lime isn't afraid of your lime!
(Sabbie was bored until, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Quite right
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Hahhahaa!
Top Stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Arf!!
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Loose
Collins?
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# mustapha bin dun
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Kinda like . . . dislike hero . . . only hotter . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# bugger!
(jimage, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Do social services bother you ofter?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread....
Just looking on the amazon site and came across this, one of ours??

(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# A baby's apple . . . holding an arm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# SPANGS GOOD AND PROPER!!!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post317449
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# nice suggestion, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MINE!!!! HAHAHAHAH
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post315817
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# That would be Ok it if were tattooed on a leg
But as it has been you've made it lame:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I'm up to 12 now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# And your reading age can only blossom from there.
Are ya dissin' teh DNA?:P

HOw's the ankle?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# and your writing age will catch me up one of these days...
Ankle's on the mend, cheers fella :)
surgery still may be likely, but not immediately, which is nice, now out of straps, and kinda wobbly, but nice to walk properly now :) - and DRIVE!
/missed driving :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# No
No it won't:D

As I said before. Get some arnica tablets. When my father had his knee replaced the surgeon was so impressed by the results that he said he's suggest it to all his future patients.
Not only do they work, they work unbelieveably fast.
EDIT: My mother and sister had ME before Fergie (between them a total of about 18 years of suffering). Before then it was a mental illness so they had to find alternative sources of healing. Arnica and Echinea work so fast it's scary and I can't have you hobbling round the next London bash BBQ:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I may well have the present Mrs. Archie there propping me up :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Sexah:P
Give it a try. I've know you for years (I have no life) and hate to see you in pain when you don't need to be.
Plus you're cooking the bangers next time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# You should at least wait for the compo to be announced
before thinking of ideas!!
Now we know your secret!!

Or am I just slow, not to realise to do this!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I love wordplay, me :)
even if it doesn't get picked, I've got ammo for future 'shops.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I own copyright on all of these I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha, that's the spirit :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Yes
This is truely wonderful. You must be a genius to come up with such a concept!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# winner :D
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Good God, they keep on coming.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# They just keep popping in my head!
I think i've re-defined the term 'milking it'!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Mmmmmn . . . reindeer milk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Red top
top
 nose
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# tastes of mince pies and egg nog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Now, if one could buy milk that tasted of that,
I'd buy the company that made it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *bokes*
/not a milk fan blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# 0_0
What - good for yer bones, lad.

No, not *that* one, the skellington ones...

Edit: You mean you don't even like THIS: www.chocomel.nl/ ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Yeh I'm sure it is but.....
WHERE IT COMES FROM


*bokes*

edit: ok, that I could drink :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# What, you mean those Black & White coloured bags of fillet steak
that wander around in the countryside, n' all?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# mmmm steak
edit: I think part of the revulsion is that I was forced to drink it at school and it was warm and horrid
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Wait till I make you my green peppercorn, brandy and cream sauce
over a griddled fillet steak.


nom nom nom....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# oooooh
Yes please

nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

all dark and almost burnt on the outside and rare on the inside

lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# It's only way it ever gets cooked
chez moi.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Then you have just gained 50 extra points and a chance at the star prize
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# ooOOOOoooo!
What's the prize??

Do tell!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Anything off the bottom shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# :(
You're no fun.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# You haven't seen what I've got resting on the bottom shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I say!
that's more like it.

:D

Off now *hugs* G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Gniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Do you know who Accrington Stanley are?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# arrrghhhh get out of the depths of my memories
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# a man and his wife are walking down the street
the man looks up and says "i think its starting to rain"

"no" says his wife "it looks like snow"

Just then a local communist called rudolph walked past.

The man asked rusolph if it looked like rain and he agreed it did.

"no" repeated the mans wife, "it snow"

"come on you cant argue now" said the man "rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# That joke was the inspiration.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Thank you.
I shall be adding this to my piles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# *head a'splodes*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# YOU GO BANG NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# it would probably sound more like "ploosh"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Spoonerism!
Finally get to use that word!
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I think I had one last night in bed with my Dad.
no wait...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# thats not a spoonerism is it?
unless ive

a) misunderstood the joke

b) misunderstood what a spoonerism is

either is possible

betty swollocks sir?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing
It's just a terrible pun =)
(I helped save b3ta! Chisel, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# s'not
a spoonerism would be "looks like dain, rear!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# mmm true...
yeah, it's double entendre. but lemme have my moment
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# You sleigh me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Urge to kill... rising... rising...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I just glad Micto's not around!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# You BAD man!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# One day I shall put them all on a website,
and constantly spam it on here!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# KILL WEATHER BITCH NOW! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# you are a bad, bad man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# heheheh
belated approvals:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Did a b3tan do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# toap
+ small lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# that's very good



(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ARGH!
*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Jeezy Creezy!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# LATE ENTRY!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post317449
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# That's got my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Chisel, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# *eats biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Including Meaning of Liff?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# And the Deeper Meaning of Liff
In fact that could be an entire compo of it's own. I sadly have to admit I did a boohoo when he died.:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Did a b3tan do Gordon Ramsey?
I'm not sure, but I suppose it's possible. He gets about a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# cr3 maybe
Gordon have been to France a couple of times..
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# As long as by 'done' you mean 'smacked about with a le creusset stock pot'
Then no, but it's been dreamt of
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# So, I'm guessing you're not a fan, then, Trelly?
;-)

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# What gave it away?
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# My Spidey Sense...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Something tingling?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *blushes*
I shall not say...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I've never done Gordon Ramsay and never will
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# have this one then
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Nivea
or botox?

:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Notox
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Ah!
It's the bulldog clip to the back of the head then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# YEs Janet Street-Porter is hiding back there.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post317449
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# pentapeptides
with a side order of boswellox
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# That's actually scarily like a friend of mine
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *hugs* and *mini trelly hugs*
Is your friend a young GR?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Unless GR is a nurse and air steward
No

'lo Ghostie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# How is lil trelly doing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# As long as he gives me large portions when I visit Boxwood next week
He can do who he likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# You are Delia!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# LET'S BE 'AVIN' YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# But I've only got a fiver!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Well, no actually, but
you sort of get the err, thing I was sort of trying to... um.
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Pity
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Well, I can if you'd really like.
*clears throat*

A Saturday afternoon in November was approaching the time of twilight as the vast tract of unenclosed wild known as Egdon Heath embrowned itself moment by moment!


That do?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# pffft
"embrowned"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Philistine!
That's bloody literature, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# the wrinkly cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Crappy Christmas
(Yog Sogoth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# From where can one buy tickets?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Woolworths
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *goes to Woolworths*
You Lie, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Maybe your leg had just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Kids have too high expectations of life
I think £25 was a cheap way to crush their dreams forever teach them about achievable goals.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# ahhh but if only the kids had paid for it themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I just assumed they were beaten when they got home
as they may not have a concept of money at such a young age
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I think £5.48ph is a fair way to set their expectations.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# As long as it involves long backbreaking hours
sweeping chimneys or down the pit. It's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# And a damn good chim chimminy up the Paul Gadd
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# It couldn't do them any harm.
Unless it does them some harm.
Which it most probably would...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Bring back National Service Stations I say!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# That's it
riverghost for Prime Minister. There. I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# And rations of bacon!
EDIT: Compulsionary pork goods for all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# the news of this made me roffle
I REALLY want to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# You do realise you're not Dr. Dyslexia
So therefore not on my ingore list.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# he is an alternate Dr Dyslexia
from another dimension
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Good enough for my ignore list then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# och
who ya callin hen, hen?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Okay a cock then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# We need to get Dr Who onto this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Voodoo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Who do?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Remind me of the babe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Quite so.
Or, if he's unavailable, Dr When.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# are you
doctor dyslexia?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# aixelsyd rotcod uoy era
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# gaaahhh
mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# sey
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7760237.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Oh deer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# 100% guaranteed spelling
of Gaurenteed
(Yog Sogoth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# What the hell is that?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# bwahahaha
this didn't arf make me chuckle earlier today. it's a fuckin shithole!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha, bag of shit
Does anyone here, have one of those USB cup warmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# It's a good job I've got a 40" screen then I don't have to scroll
top stuff though!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Smiling child makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# The cute little chick with the broadsword is back :D

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Awww, bless her!
She'll strain her back carrying that all over the place....

Edit: the Sword - I meant the Sword!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Broad ain't the word for it.
More like FREAKIN' HOOOGE!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# good thing she's a bit chunky
heavy swords require leverage
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# 'Sturdy', surely?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# well proportioned...
in bosom and sword
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Quite so.
An ideal lassy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# or an ideal ladyboy
no, i didn't say that! it was someone else!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# o_0
Was it now?

Hmmmmm.....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yes, little.
in every way but size.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# And with only a couple more zips left on her zipper . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Dawn French never looked so dangerous!!!
It's not Terry Brooks it's mine!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# squidgy bits! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# And I thought you forgot all about her! :)
Still working on her comic?

Btw... when will Chloe be back? :D
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# 6 pages in.
Chloe never left.
Why? Pining for a pin-up?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# You can never have too many Chloe pinups.
You can NEVER have too many.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# She pins up?
I've only seen her pinned down!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Yes Please!
:D
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# little isn't exactly the way to describe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# That's brill! She's so lithe and delicate...
...see how she's careful to keep her little finger slightly raised? She's clearly been to finishing* school.

*: The Demon-Finishing School, I believe?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# (Showing my age) ... He's laughing all the way to the Leeds...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# It also looks like
he has a head from the Tefal adverts of the same vntage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Yep...
Nicely tucked in that snug hat....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Chewy the cow likes to chew. Do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# this is amazing!@
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I now want to hug a cow
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# that is pretty wooing awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I see what you did there!
That cow gets about a bit...
Click for bigger

O.P feckin ace. Nice to learn how to import animations to photoshop for editing...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Your woo
is woo
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Oh my yes . . . I love my cud too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# woooo!
what did you use to make this?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Photoshop.
The animation bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# but....but.....
how???
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Clever sod!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# yaaaaarghhhhh

(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# wow
that's aces!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# *wow*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# yes! nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# This really is very alarming.
I love it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Haha
He went to our school. Used to be able to vomit at will. Crazy Moss-chops we called him.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# gagaga
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I want some of what . . . it . . . is having !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hehehe, i like
can I have him?

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# That's a big MOO from me...
...oops, sorry, WOO *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# 18/10 for that one.
Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# very good sir
thats a click from me :)
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Your cow-chewy-skills are most awesome and triffic :)
w/y/h :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# This is the best thing ever
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# that's bit good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# NYAM.... NYAM.... NYAM...
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# LOL+elegance=loligance
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I do!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Huzzah for
Chewy!

(Pho3nixius, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# i clicked this when you posted it
but didn't say anything. now i shall: woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I like to chew it chew it
I like to chew it chew it.
I like to chew it chew it.
I like to...

chew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Argh!
Why wont it let me Save As a GIF?! I want this for my phone!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

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