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[challenge entry] Spanging pans at the ready folks...

Previously

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Can't believe...
..that I had to filename. *facepalm*

I suck, (as the image below will attest).
(Guizmeaux, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I enjoyed that pic below
the elk shooting thing also rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Thank you!
You're too kind.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *spang!*
*doesn't dissapoint*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Oh dear god
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# D:<
haha i like the previously
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# is the first slide "hindsight??"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# More off-putting than a kippered lung?
Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
#
...
(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# As does having 7 kids and living off their benefits whilst drinking yourself under the sofa every night
I'm sure. I do hope her stay inside is a suitabley unpleasant one.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Couldn't agree more.
And I hope that the only game her taxpayer-subsidised X-Box has on it is a port of Battlecruiser:Millenium.

/Daily Mail blog.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Does this also go for cigars?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# .
You'd have to ask the government. They're experts on this sort of stuff. Apparently.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Yes I find her lack of face disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
#

edit :
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# LOL
So you see, Luke, Shannon, Michael, David, Simon, Anthony, Sarah, Melanie, Quinesha, Eleanor, Jerome... I AM your mother.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Oh...
..nicely done, by the way - I clicked.

Has anyone noticed that those little microphones look a lot like RF leads for a TV aerial?
(Guizmeaux, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# yes hmm
uhf coax of some kind
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Most of...
...the Death Star shots were made from random plastic model kits, so they tell me, so I'm not surprised at the recycling of equipment.

I actually *like* the fact that the kit-bashed and recycled to do it.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] M. Ahmadinejad.
With apols to The Now Show from sometime early last year..
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# :)
grinbobs
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha
topiclol
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Shhh it's nap timez.


Click for bigger (141KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# that is lovely
Just coughed and got a nice taste of lung butter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# .
Mix it with some chopped parsley and serve it on some lung oysters.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# strangely enough i feel quite tired
lully pic
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# This is lovely!
TJ: I've been playing around with page redirection; DO NOT CLICK IF YOU'RE EPILEPTIC.
http://www.clansoul.com/1/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# dang
i tried putting
meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0.1; url=http://www.b3ta.com/board/"
at the bottom of my profile but it didnt work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Yeah, it's a shame.
I wanted it to redirect here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
#
yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# That's one irritated cat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# That's because meta tags only work in the header
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# oh
I'm not good at this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# How very mediocre of you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# thats fantastic!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# inspired by peasmould 'tips hat'


Click for bigger (231KB)
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# great shop
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# aint no shop
candid shot the daily mail suppressed for 20 years

just got leaked

*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# ^this, in spades
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# heh heh
lovely job there
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *turns to stone*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Wonderfully done.
Clicked.
(Guizmeaux, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Arrgh Not again
NSFAnywhere, well done but nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# From today's Mail On Sunday. Probably.


Click image for full size.
(Tattsyrup, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Arf!
*buys eleventy*
*and clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# needs more hiding place
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# This is full of win
'click'

'edit' any excuse
; D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
#
lol
(w0l, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Inspired satire...
Well done Sir.
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!! this is a work of pure genius
i expect to be emailed this in the not too distant.

*click

edit/ tag the bugger before it's too late
edit edit/ welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hee hee hee
Chucklesome.

edit: I've just CFBed. It's even Acerer than I first thought. Woo!
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *buys 200*
these will be worth something one day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# That's phenomenal!
My fave line is the one about the certificate of authenticity, that's fried gold right there! Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Winnar!
Really very good. innit.
Click
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# It's right nice, that!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
ab-so-loot brilliance:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha, beautiful. Trisha Goddard House.
You work for Viz AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# This is great
love the attention to detail in the text...#
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Genius...
bit like the plan really...
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Oh yes!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hell YES,
hahhhahhahha
CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# That's
wonderful


*edit
Superb piece of lurkage BTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Thanks
I think it was the combined forces of a weekend at home feeling rough with a cold and nothing better to do, and the climax of such a comedically awful news story which finally broke my lurkage in this way.
(Tattsyrup, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Thats
chuffin ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# *gulp*
I'd not seen a hi-res version of that photo of her before now, and it brings it home. Do you think she was ever taken to the dentist? She was probably never even given a toothbrush. The poor girl!

It's heartbreakingly poignant to see her smiling so sincerely despite it all. I hope she gets a better chance in life now.

If the ยฃ79.99 went to find and rescue more like her, I'd buy the plate. (And woo to the advert!).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Come off it,
those seven kids should be aborted retrospectively.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Wonderfullest thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# You win EVERYTHING
Woo tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Truly wonderful, and very well realised.
/also, right where it belongs on the FP too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# lol,
working class scum.
(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Tattsyrup,
thank you for this. Really. It's fine that I snorted inelegantly with laughter in the office, because I have no shame.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Marvellous
Just bloody marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Some of their earlier collectables were far classier
(I helped save b3ta! malevole, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# The only thing I want to see..
Is a 'shop of the chuckle brothers spit-roasting some bird.

"To me!"

"To you!"

I'd pay to see it...
(apologies_for_length, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Made of actual win
I love it. Thank you for making laugh like a retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Please make thie a reality
I want one for my hallway
(bagend, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Well...
A friend of mine thinks she might know someone who can do printing on plates, and isn't likely to give me the funny looks I'd get if I asked them to do it in Snappy Snaps. So it's not out of the question.
(Tattsyrup, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Really bad
mood, but now I am happy!

"shannon... is it me you're looking for?"
(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# this^
is quality stuff, well done!

edit: 25% FP ratio. an unmatchable record, i'd say. don't reply, you'll ruin it.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# This finishes the internet
Close it and move along
(uberflange, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha
It's right nice that, wonderful attention to detail! :D
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Funnier than Craig Mehan is 'wrong' looking
Have theesen a click.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# *cries with laughter*
fantastic!
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# HaHaHa!
This is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Absolute genius
"at the speed of light refracted through Craig Meehan's spectacles."
made me howl.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# that is genius
made me chuckle hard and long
(Osiris64 ... thats no moon ..., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Likes it
muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! awayfromthenumbers, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Apparently, the book sells well too.
(Halfcircle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Sick, twisted and distasteful.



You are a legend.
(I helped save b3ta! LuftWaffle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I imagine this has probably bindun in a deck of officially expensive tie in cards.


Or here.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Q
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Q for Quim
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# the next generation
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Funnily enough a popular word in today's vernacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# come on me darlin, let's get busy in zap zone's

jimi carr and his new lady get it on after a havy game of laZer tag.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# haha what?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# mr carr likes to shoot his lasers at girls
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# \o/
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# The pic makes wonderfully little sense
But the sponsorship deal does...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# they are paying me in breakpad dust
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahhaa!
Look at his little moon-face! :D
...and look at her little - on second thoughts... ;)

"Sponsors", perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Oh noes!
It's the Streisand Effect!

story

(LOL! GLITTER! etc)
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# NSFW
Guaranteed
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# rofle
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# So does that mean
You're not allowed to see this either?
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# BURN HIM!
Dear IWF,
Please block Google images for me.
Thanks,
the internet.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Dartmoor!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# No the other moor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# That is not Exemoor.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# bet this is a relief to your brain, that you are now back home and you can do all these pictures :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I gone done me some art

click for big
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# The sky is made of diamonds
(__, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# that is very pretty gonzo you did a pretty thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# This doesn't have anything to do with Fallout3, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# That is exactly what summer in Brisbane feels like at the moment
Utopia for some,
just bloody hot for the rest of us!

/actually, I really like it. Have a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll let you guys work this one out for yourselves...

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# normal day for Tom
i likes it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
#
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# i don't care what it means
i love it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# That's why I reckoned I didn't need to spell this one out,
it works just as well just as a silly GIF!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I have, and I've come to the conclusion that it's most wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Ace.
And I got it too.

Double Woo!
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# cow hot rod / doctor who
bindun
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Yeh, I know, but I just wanted to do it,
I mean c'mon, a hotrod cow, who wouldn't wanna make that!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
#
its ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# ARF!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# haha
liked it without even knowing:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I read this as
Tom Baker

Meat bkor...
Meat biker.


Sorry I suck at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:08, archived)
# Bloody lovely!
Should be FP-ed...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# This is my Granny.

Click for bigger
Click for more
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# You are crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# poor granny
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# lay of the night nurse for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# She is powered via usb?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# No, but she can store files
and play back music.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Super Gran!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# COMPO THIS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# COMPO THIS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
#

Fun quiz: One other element has symbol with a W in it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Haha!
Im also disappointed with you aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I know, I know
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Very disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Sorry matey
Really did feel like shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Fair enough, ive had the bad aids recently and felt like shit for the past 2 weeks or so
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I also made this Christmas card to send out this year, which I feel is pretty sharp
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# You should make it like an Advent Calendar
With a little sample of each element behind the windows. Nothing says "Happy Christmas" like Arsenic poisoning!
(icassu, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I made an advent calendar.
blog.lbi-netrank.co.uk

It is not funny, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# yiffium?
sounds like my kind of element
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# ace this:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# And if you mixed all those elements together.....
would you get a christmas cake?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Am i the only one who knows the answer to the fun quiz?
Tungsten
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# No, I knew this. Not surprisingly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Me too.
The don't call me Dr Squid for nothing.

I pay them.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# When I get round to doing my corrections, I too will pay people to call me Dr Alchemist.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# 'noon Squid
I emailed Clipstars' PR company last week to demand my share of the prize money they don't seem to want to give out. They were politely rude in return. Nasty men.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Me three!
23 years of education not wasted!

I know the uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I also knew this
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# arfle!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] This one didn't sell as much
(__, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I toughen my dildos with sandpaper

anyone out there using different techniques?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Buy the book!
(__, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Honey, I told him everything he knows

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I use a complex mixture of laminates and varnished tissue paper
then I coat the whole thing in epoxy resin and broken glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Ever tried barb wire instead of the glass?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I once saw a film called Barbed Wire
it was so poor I have resolved never to have anything else to do with it ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ahhh the good old Chuck Norris method!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Time for a crane




Click for bigger (221KB)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# sexy thighs are sexy
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Time for mindbleach
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Would...
so tempting.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *did*
but not twice
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# silly human
food is not love...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Tastes better than original whiskey, no doubt
(ginger love muscle, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# mmmmm...phlegmy,peaty goodness
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# :)
Teachers is not good ... things which taste better when you mix them with coke are not good... the exceptions being Lamb's Navy Rum and Long Island Iced Tea.

I HAVE SPOKEN ON THIS MATTER
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I AGREE ON THIS MATTER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# alright
if I wasn't at work we could go and get drunk (in different places, then report back on how it went)... but I'm at work :S
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I just brought back an excellent bottle of 7 year old Havana Club from Cuba
I'm not really a rum drinker, but this is nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I'm glad - I like rum and the things which can be made with it
... (MOJITO FTMFW)... I bought a bottle of Sailor Jerry Spiced rum thinking it would be nice - I was very disappointed. It was not nice and it was expensive... I'll never let a dead tattoo artist influence my choices again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha
the secret mojito ingredient on Cuba: honey

also: Costa Rica's Cahuita Ron is a nice one. But you have to be able to enjoy the coconut flavour
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# :D
hooray for insider tips :)

how was Cuba? did you have an awesome time and take many many photographs?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# It was indeed awesome
I took about half the photographs under water. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# black and white pics make much smaller gifs
...although this one is close to being too large for the board
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# coolness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I like this a lot
WOOSOME

what did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Sqirlz Morph
it's free (as in free beer) a google for 'sqirlz morph' will get you to it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# many thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Birds come in a variety of sizes.
They are technically insects but most people think of them as gastropods.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Love th morph
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# For a moment I'm sure it turns into Mark Wahlberg
or is it just the morph between Elvis and Bob Marley?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Not quite an anagram


PS. Anybody want a cheap Astra?
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=230312727846&Category=9858
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# 99p for a broken car! Bargin!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Cheap as chips
Literally
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha good stuff
i'm reading this at the moment (the 'gene' version mind.)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# these jean are soggy and they smell like squid
:D

nice one monsiuer
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Goood morning, b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# That is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Good Afternoon!
POWER MUSHROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# It's morning.
Early morning, actually. It's only 10.00 am.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# No its 3pm, get it right silly!
Im hungover :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Pssh
Is not.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# try not having drunk so much last night
that'll help you...

wait... what I mean is

*quiet soothing noises of the beach*
*pours glass of cold Irn Bru*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# OH I love irn bru!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# as well you should
for it is a gift from the pagan Gods so it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# y'all're high on mushroom an thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# nah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# you so high you don' even know you high
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# nah dawgg
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Woah
/Keanu
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# MUSHROOOOOOOM
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Good morning, you.
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# There are no good mornings
and very few good afternoons. YOU KNOW THAT FFS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# MUSHROOM LAZERS ARE GO!
So many colours in the homo-rainbow - don't be afraid to let your mushroom show!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahahah
what? x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I'm singing out against repression
... I'd dance as well if there was more room, but there isn't

bloody over populated planet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Wonderful :)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Thank you.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# gooooood mooooorning

trippy and nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Morning, sir.
How are you? :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I am enjoying a relaxing Sunday afternoon, back in teh Hollands

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Were you away from teh Hollands?
:3

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Yeah, I was in Cuba for a couple of weeks

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# it's the afternoon you crazy pest
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# not uhm.. somewhere else it isn't!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I'll give you that one I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)

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