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# I think I've been on b3ta too long
Since this was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw the adverts:



First image post, EVAR! and a quick De-RIS here
(Gareth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Crikey!
"She is the very proud parent of eight children with special needs, seven of whom have Down’s syndrome."
The eighth child is just a giant head. It's blind and deaf. It likes to scream.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ffs
I feel bad, for laughing but chortle I did....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# pffft
"I love my no-bodied child"

The perfect subject for a Jeremy Kyle show!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# You bastard
laughing at my desk right here right now. I have just discovered that holding your hand over your mouth does not disguise laughter. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# that story is depressing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Alex.. ALEX...
Who the fuck is Alex?

* Dances round like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# this is the work of a genius
fp this now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Arf!
:D


How's it going, Queeny? You big hunk of love.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# fair to middling my sweet
how's the young fella's teef
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Still pushing through with a vengeance!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# so kind
if a bit sarcastic ;)
(Gareth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
#
so kind 100%sarcastic

my apologies
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# np
I know it's crap, but it was buzzing around my head for the last few days so I thought "why not"
(Gareth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i do apologise
without having any desire to enter into the huge debate that usually follows one of my rantings, it's your choice of subject matter that generally
elicits a less than favourable reply from me if at all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# dylan moran much?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# er... beware nazi anti-tank javelin women!

This could actually work!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ^ NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Ooooooh... Uranium tipped javelin....?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# yeah she died later that week
as did the tank crew etc.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Nicely done.
Odd, but nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# er... thanks?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Tanks are cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# tanks to you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# THE LITTLE BOOK OF CALM, DO YOU HAVE IT?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Making a poster for a student reading group


Any ideas?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# * Click on the little link marked Delete
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Reading - It sharpens the Nose, Extrudes the forehead, Sags your tits, but...
...It's perfect for hiding the pen as you doodle around the genitals!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Surely - "Read, you wastrel fuckers"
Or would that be too harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# what sort of students?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Literature students
Running groups in the community.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Reading and running are probably not compatible activities:
Lamposts.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i've done that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Successfully?
Or you woke up hours later minus your wallet, phone and trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# no i sort of bounced around in a daze clutching my sore head.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Do you think there are clubs for blind people to go jogging?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# it's not bad, clearly noticible appeals to target etc.
can't think of anything to add.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Strap line: *BukEs Maik you cleverer*
READ moar bukes
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Or alternatively.....
try....If you sit reading a book in a coffee shop long enough, every one will think you are great! In fact even all those people who have stood in the doorway for aaaaages waiting for a table, even though you have finished your single cup of expresso 45 minutes ago, you are still sat there hogging a whole table. Worry not though, for they will let it pass because you are absorbed in a world of literature and are somehow more important than them. SO much so, even your coat and laptop need a seat each as well! Meaning if you are really into books then you can claim a whole friggin table for a morning for the price of a cup of sodding coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# That's it, let it all out...
*soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *Primal screams*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Heh.
You might be interested in this*.

*May induce boiling of the blood.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Use gif compression on large bodies of colour.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Cheers
This was just an example, actual file is nicer but available to upload.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I was just being sarky in response to 'any ideas?'
ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# How about this?


(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Have you tried putting books in pubs?
It's where most students can be found.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Well I know that is why I always arrange to meet friends
in The Enterprise, so that I can read a book if they are late :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Oooh
B3ta is snarky today.
Deleting threads is cardinal sin though?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# yeah you've gone and posted amongst some delightfull people
ed: ah you answered up there :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I guess he's afraid of another interminable iPod bandwagon
and isn't just being harsh.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# What ya readin fower?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Wayell, looks like we got ourselves a reader
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hey Mr Funnyman... c'm'ere!
*pushes away*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Definitely not a physics major
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Make a poster saying
1. That there will be a reading group
2. Where and when the reading group meeting will be
3. What sort of thing you'll be reading
4. The frequency of meetings
5. Contact details for more information

Don't patronise or try to be smart. Clever people will see through it and despise you. You will then only get numpties at the reading group.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Oh the jpg artifacts!
Must...read...book...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ye Gods, woman
why are thou so ornery?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Well if you're going to put useful information on it
Why not just go the whole hog and put a sign up sheet on it as well, huh, is that what you want...the dissemination of useful information? Cos that's what'll happen...

*flounces off*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# tell the nazi's to feck off*
(*not swearing... its offcial)

You've made a pic and asked for advice.
Nothing wrong with that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# employ a graphic designer
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Boris!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I just want to punch that fucker in the face
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Now come on don't let's be beastly about all this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# this!
^^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Who? Fresh Water Mole?

* Join the queue..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Eeeeep!
*puts on nose protector*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *kicks in nuts*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Ouch!
*deploys squirrels*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha - silly
That's not a nose protector, that's a strap on...

You look like Pinocchio!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# don't worry be happy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
what a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# haha
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/borisarmi.html
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Will be in the January sales for £1.99
as will the singing fish

/satire!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *further Arf-age*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ^ Dildos

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# yes
Dildos
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# And today's Dixon award for most unpleasant mental image goes to...
*mindbleaches*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# i dunno though
also nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Ha!
Vindicated!

ll
V
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# no way.
i had a mental image of snorting meses out through a nose on the weekend. ^that is tame as bro.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# as 'bro'?
In English, please?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I say old bean *slurps tea* That picture, there, is rather dashed tame. *bites digestive biscuit*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Now, you see, that wasn't so hard, was it?
/Campaign against text / yoof speak blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# aaaaaagaahfackyaselfyafackindranga!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# The Prosecution rests, your honour.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# what are you going to do? have me transported?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# No, we already did that.
Apart from the moon, you're about as far away as we could get you.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# i wrote a silly script/story about australians going to the moon
i should draw it up and post it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *awaits with bated trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# a) i'd have to find it first b) it would take me ages to draw up
c) does anyone on hear know who or what is bubbling bob?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# An East End version of a Hookah?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# wow
she's got the full fifty-volume set of Dr Johnson's 'Travels With Dildos: 1730-1760'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Ewwww....
and thanks to BarryHW for the tip:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# yay! that's a hat-trick!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I've always said you are special...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# BELM
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# eeeurgh
do not want

*bleaches own mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Jam them all up your cunt
your majesty
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Guaranteed winner at the Royal Garden Party,
that line....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I belive ^this^ is the correct Royal protocol
when faced with this situation
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Dirty girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# pfft...:D
*waits for animation to begin*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Mac!

Confused yet?
(devilstick, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# pfft
this is silly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# pffft....


EDIT: what! what! you changed your image.
Now mine looks a bit silly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# pffft
silly man
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# woo to both this and the original picture :)

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# thats the most assertive badgering i've ever seen. look at that pose.
nice badge wig too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# :)
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# You bad man...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Hold on a minute..
did that change when I refreshed?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# and again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Aye, that it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# hang on....
first there was one strip, now there's another. the second is from the script of fallout 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Fallout 3..?
Hmm, its an old(er) joke, and also a older image (created it some time ago)
(devilstick, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# The incredible switching post!
*confuses*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# groan.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Why change the image from Hulk to Atoms?
or is to start a new b3ta trend of changable postings?

*edit you changed it again you FAIL!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Silly images not worth new messages...
(devilstick, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# But don't keep swopping them
post them in a reply to the main post or link the other images.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# No, this is much more confusing
(devilstick, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha you turd
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# If I've found one thing about b3ta in all the years I've been here
no matter how bad the pun is or how crap the shop, or how NSFW the image is there is but one thing in common they are all consistant threadwise - A changable thread causes confusion and anger and kittens being tortured in medieval devices!!

/consistancy blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# post them as replies lad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# wait wait
lots of different images. They are so far all awesome


but I still suspect witchcraft
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Really Really Really Really Really Really SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!
......but *click* anyways!!!!! :-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# toot toot
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# very nice
bit confusing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hey, thats a neato what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# It's for a game - low fucking poly!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Horse is an Alien!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I didi could out that maybe he had a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# How did you get in my flat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# nottom right, thats where maddy is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# and under the bed is that little girl whose name escapes me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# That is exactly how I feel at christmas.
Cheery little fellow aren't I?

(Woo! BTW)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Is that rendered?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# could very well be
i googled it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I've told you before...
Not to put those photos of my flat on teh intawebs.

Edit: Gah! Pissage!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# oh i refuse to believe your batchelor pad looks like this.
i bet you're a domestic goddess
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Well, aside from the copious recycling, pizza boxes and overflowing ashtrays
Absolutely, yes!
;-)

Kitchen's always tidy, though*.
*That's the bit the cleaner looks after.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Woo!
But needs more spectral Henry



...or is it just me that thinks that?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Pffftttt. Sorry, that was me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I thought that was a clanger peeing in a bucket...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hehe I agree
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I saw a clanger, with hood on, impaled on a sharp pole.
The baubles were its boots.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Sometimes you just wake up in the morning feeling thinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Most woo. Clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# He needs to tighten his utility belt

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Cock!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# where is cock?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# and here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# and now here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hahahah
better than the dark knight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# i can't imagine tim curry playing batman.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# i can
he's be ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Christian Belle
Dommplgmsswmjkrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# morning :D

edit : anyone know why firefox is no longer logging me into websites automatically anymore??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ^ Arse

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# heheh
ta! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# bum :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# arse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# arse.
my screen is filthy now. I hope you're happy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# more than happy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Bot!
Nice, kick that shit down ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you mispelt arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *wolf whistles*
*gets mauled by wolves*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# throws in a kitten
to distract them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# bless you
*fights wolves for the kitten*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# throws steak to swollenbeef :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Nice minimalist drawing Jesse
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# thank you miss
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Sexeh Bottoms FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# thank ya
she has a very nice bum :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# nice
Also.....ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# ;)
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Now, THAT'S just cocking marvel arse!
THAT'S just cocking marvel arse!Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# cheer sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# nice arse
shame about the back tit
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Picked the wrong day not to go to work...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
ace and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ^ cock

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# auto response, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# You were right the first time ;)
Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Wobbly Bloke wins the
"Identify the genitalia" competition
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Yay - Lady Parts!

* What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# lady parts
in a plastic bucket
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Like making love to a bucket of wallpaper paste?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Mmmm ...
Cold ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *steals bucket*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Nooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# So that's what kebabs are made from...
..no wonder they need so much chili sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# i would like to be able to comment
but i think i'll just slink away and cry in the corner.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Woo, I say
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# what did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Antidisestablishmentarianism.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Pass the tissues, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# congratulations that man
2500 posts and not one of them a duff.

WOO YAY HOOPLA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmm
probably wouldn't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# splendid work fella
here's to the next batch
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# hehehe
congrats sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Cheers all
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hooray!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hells yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# haha
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# yay:D
cock-a-doodle-doo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# My brain is going strange places today...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# like Luton town centre?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# That's not strange,
Just fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# come back!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# baby I come rewind!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# what's a scalf?
is it as good as a scarf for keeping warm?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# God Damn you Freebs
...

Scottish Community Action Research Fund (SCARF)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Scintillating Country Arse, Rotating Freely?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# not the
Salmon Compost Activation Referee Federation?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I was there the other day
Seeking advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# did you sign up for their ever helpful news letter:
Fishit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I haven't gone...
just yet...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# don't you dare go whilst I'm here
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# *waves*
Fooled you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# curse you JPEG
CURSE YOU!


with a plague of Laura Ashley Soft Furnishings
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Egad!
Chintz Attack!

Break out the Bo Concept Furniture Catalogue - It's our only hope!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *Launches Salvo of Chenille Cushions*
All Batteries - FIRE!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Hide behind the Heal's Dining Table, Carruthers, it's getting desperate!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# *steps into the breach bearing the sword effect work surface of power*
*Unleashes the undead MFI army of the undead*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# where you going?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# To hell in a handcart...
/Just another day on Earth blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# well - you see - that's your first mistake
you get to hell on foot underneath Jerusalem... and then over a river... and you need to take a classical poet with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# It's also a town.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# True.
Very true.
Can't fault you on that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# that's what I said
it's not Luton City FC is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# It may be.
In My Mind!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Oi, my mums from Luton
and it's a shithole, 'pparently
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
Lucky chap, she's a real looker.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Eh?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# cos moles is blind, innit
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Sorry chap.
I'm rather slow this morning.

this morning every fecking day.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# yay
they think they're peoples

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Mole rat!
Why is my instinctive reaction to press V and aim for the head?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# NSFMole
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet she tastes salty!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Woof!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
I don't understand this at all and I don't want to.

LULS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Horse is a epilectic alien
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# would
(all of them)
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# most bizzare
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# They have the Brass section..Now bring in Last.
(I helped save b3ta! Bevy, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# whut?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ^ my hand is up this lady's skirt
and it's fiddling with the bits
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# she?
*checks undercrackers*

Nope. Definitely he.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I better check to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# You smooth devil, you...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# ^ That's my line!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# holy fuck! it wasn't you!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT WOBBLY BLOKE. RETRACT THAT LINE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Thanks - I need all the support I can get...

Vote for my comp idea here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# james last has a bloody big band
mumbai terrorists part of larger group. badly shopped mumbai terrorists in the background.

rofl lols etc.

thickies
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Aaaahhh...
clearly need more tea if I'm going to keep up with the rapier wit of b3ta today.

*shuffles off to kettle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# don't both asking if any of the rest of us want one
Cunt...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Could you make me a strong Bovril whilst you're there?
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *empties a meat pie through a sieve into a cup*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
Pies.........
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Mrs H picked up a venison pie from the Christmas market yesterday.
Uber-noms.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Venison Pie
Now, that sounds rather nyom-y.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Not 'arf.
Rather gallingly I forgot to cut myself off a slab to take into work with me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Eee up lad, owt for t'whippet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Some Strychnine should do the trick, thanks....
/dog poisoner blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
#
:' (
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# aren't whippits a type of vermin?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# and who's James Last?
whenever I go into charity shops 'digging' for records it's always about 72% James Last... I'm assuming he appealed to people who are now mostly dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# my dad has a bunch of james last.
he had a big band which wasn't awful
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# did they ever get into
amusing scrapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# no i think they just played music.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# boring twats
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Then this:


Pt I
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Lovely as always
What's the dilly on how to do teh rains?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Who with the what for the where on the who now?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# What time is love?
How do you get the rain effect?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Ahhh roight so.
Will gaz
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
#
Alien Skin ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Alien skin?
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# You don't have Google?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# you should work in advertising...
although it should be "got google?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
#
Got Hepatitis B?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# oi!
Stop That, you!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I bloody love these, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# d00d
you are skilled beyond compare
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Because he lives in the north.
I've been informed it's grim up there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *checks outside*
you've lucked out this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I love that last frame...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# made of win!
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Good old Ricardo
(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Hey, it's uncle Monty :-)
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Abnormal Actor Din
I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# After exhausting the petty cash, the first electricity bill came in.


Luckily everyone had three mortgages nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Do you think I have it, doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I think you're going to get it later. Unless I'm called away on yet another
wild goose chase by my nerdy buddies down at the NYC public library.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Hahhhahahaha!
I love this on so many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# You can't see these, can you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# It never stops, it's the . . .
Look Mommy, ONE eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# why is he nobing the bike?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# The answer lies in the question?
It's a right dirty Bmx. Been around the tracks more than once...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# 1, 2, 3, 4...
I have a memory of this guy roasting some folk in Sinbad, or was it BadSin, Bi-Nads, or BinSad, or BanSid, arrrgh!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# nuther TOAP, sorry



(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Yay...
Pylons
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# heh!
shoppery nightmare them there pylons
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Fucking shitty pylons
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Had to get this one out my head


From the bbc site: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7771042.stm


(Follow The Gourd or the sandals, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# what was it doing
in your head?
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# making a sculpture of Rex Harrison out of putrefying lard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# mmmm


*rexes*
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# growing and killing normal cells
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Cant decide whats worse
The anagram.... or that I thought of it to start with!!!



I know its TOAP..
(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# She's got a face on her fin.
Weird...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# mmmm clotted mincing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Cant beat clotted mincing...
whatever that is it sounds like fun!!!
(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# it sounds like something that happens in Dawn French's gusset
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# ok... thats made me
feel ill...
(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# so would... both of em
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# O HAI!
MiniChallenge: I've seem to lost my face. Please Help me, and make me a new one



I can't remember who won this one from me:
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# ^^D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
can't stop office loling
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *wobble*
Nose belongs to a Proboscis Monkey if I'm not mistaken :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# You're not mistaken.
:D
Best of all the penis-nosed primates!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ...
"I love Proboscis monkeys - they're my friends"

/deagostini blog
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# gay hentai
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# no that's this one
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# this is the last scene
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Mr Sparkle!!!
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see I am serious! Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# * Resists the urge to drew a big CDC with the balls as eyes and the other bit as the nose...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Meh.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Thats the wrong way up and Too BIG!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
#
BIG brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# and there's hair growing out the japper
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# it's not really me.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I'm concerned that I didn't realise this sooner.
Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# i have no fucking idea..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# WHAT A HORRIBLE THING TO DO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i'm sorry.
is it you?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# you tell me
you're the one who knows who it is I BET YOU DO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# it's some google guy :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# oh dear
all we need now is he email address so we can all post him our images simultaneously.

Imagine checking your email....
30 new messages...
And they're this lot

*fear*
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# you sound like it happened to you
is this you?
what is your e-mail address?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# well,
1) It didn't
2) Nope
3) I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# ningles
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha
this looks like some sort of pizza
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Really doesn't have the time
But really wants to put some Mr Potato head features on this.
(or, perhaps, just put a donk on it. Whatever the hell a donk is)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# BASSLINE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I have just been cleaning my lines
No Bass in them now
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# oh hai :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Can you smell carrots?
/sorry...
(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Thats no face!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# This is probably more use than a face nowadays anyway
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# is this the barcode of bread?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# nope
it's the barcode of the entire internet.
Or maybe bread.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# probably bread
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# this makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# neither does munging
what can you do, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# No, I am sparticus
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# big un?
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# MMNNNG
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *spits on window and wipes clean*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Pobtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# pretty close?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# have I won ?
(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Sit down
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# oh yes! this wins
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# High Five!
Poop poop!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Bleh
(addikt, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)

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