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Number one in a series of one...
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Roodie Doodie 's got wood ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:57,
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^ Cock!
EDIT: Sorry, I meant "Well done!"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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needs more proof
prepare the magneta
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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A diplodocus actually had three brains
triwillies FTW!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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*joys*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:06,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:08,
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haha!
:D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:11,
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I think a bit of Clanger got in with the meat :s
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nom_nom_nom ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:56,
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Noooooooooooooo!
Clangers is not foodstuffs!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:58,
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Yeah, nice tribute.......
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:58,
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as if i weren't sad enough about this news.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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ha
you seem to have brought the board together... what a fitting tribute.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00,
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This way up they look like wooly gimp masks.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00,
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CANNOT UNSEE
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03,
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nicely done
also, a pearoast for t'compo. who knew it would ever get a second outing?
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KateCal it's the wind...the wind..... ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:04,
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Again, a fitting tribute to the death of an old man
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:11,
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Although I full-heartedly agree with you here
this is b3ta
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:22,
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I know
but it's starting to annoy me that every week people log in and go... "Ooh, new image challenge! Blah blah blah clangers, bagpuss blah blah blah photoshop blah."
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:32,
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C'mon...
that's really not on, is it?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:18,
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I'm afraid I can never forgive you for this.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:12,
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first vector :D
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:50,
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its happy
cos it has a spoon
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51,
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Spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonah!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:56,
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yay soup dragon! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52,
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Tip top!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52,
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thanks :)
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:58,
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More first vectors should be like this:)
:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52,
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I shouldn't have bothered....
EDIT: Sorry what I meant was "Well Done!"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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*is free to do what he wants any old time*
Woo!
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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I love that tune
I love all the stuff in that baggy era, even the shite stuff! It's just fun
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55,
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Brilliant!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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ta muchly
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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soup herb
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:54,
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aww, yay!
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55,
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invisible anal
wooo
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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*disapproving stare*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00,
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This is lovely.
I'll have the red and blue pudding soup, please.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55,
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*ladles*
cheers :)
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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your first vector?
wow mine was:
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03,
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Yay!
Very nicely done :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:05,
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Sorry =/
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MikeXPose ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44,
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Hieroglyph dice lemsip big bird spirit?
Eh? ;) Woo!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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This made me LOL
but I can not think for the life of me what it is from.... Anchorman?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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Futurama
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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Halo
*waves*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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mine was a rolling stone
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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did she have a hat?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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oddly enough she did
kept losing it though, silly cow, didn't see much of her
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51,
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That's nothing
my mum's married to Bill Nightie and is The Grand Architect's mum too.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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and this beats
being alive and being canonised how exactly? Three freaking miracles had to be attributed to her after her death, which hasn't even happened yet...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51,
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If you're a saint and alive, you have to wear a square halo.
Someone told me that once.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52,
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squalo
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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I never had sexual relations with that woman.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55,
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well - if you say so I'm prepared not to question it
... how you feeling anyway? My shoul;der really hurts if that's any consolation...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55,
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I'm chewing three different flavours of gum
wearing three cardigans, only two of which are mine, and procrastinating... Poor shoulder.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00,
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I know
HOW COULD THIS EVER HAPPEN TO MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:02,
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Ooh my back just went ker-dunk.
Stop giving me your boneshit.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03,
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I Dye Brew N Booze?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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eyed iced tea and gin
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Shada ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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wink for tea 'n'gin
sounds like a plan got it now
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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I'm all four it
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annexed ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:48,
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*reads filename*
nope.. still don't get it *EDIT* ok, I got it. Pfft! *EDITEDIT* Pishtepfft pishtepfft
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tobypowell Ptarmigan! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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Is it, "and where dose one what this so hard?"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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Gah
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:54,
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Gin Gin Gin n' Gin?
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:10,
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All change
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43,
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Very nicly done sir!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44,
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this is nice
in a very nice way. woo!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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Nice
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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Pfffttt... (not Pffffttt....)
I read the last line as "Your station manager today is dead" * I am truly sorry and I will go and spank myself.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51,
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It was meant to mean that in a weird Welsh way...
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52,
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Oh... In that case...
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:56,
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its to keep all the english out
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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Beats socks.
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Ian Woosnam ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35,
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This should be FPed
simply as it a Vader pressie post with out the phrase, 'I felt your presents'!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36,
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*beats socks*
woo!
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36,
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hahahahah
that made me laugh like a silly girl
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36,
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Love it.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37,
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Big fat Woo, Yay and Hoopla
*clickify*
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39,
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hahahahahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:40,
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hehehehe!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41,
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wooo.
fp now.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42,
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Is he peeing himself in the last image?
If so... WOO!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43,
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Wahahahahahaha
Sweet :D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:50,
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:D
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Shada ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55,
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Oh yes
Love this!
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Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00,
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Had he
felt his presents?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:18,
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Simply brilliant.
And trout is one of my all time favourite words, alongside blimp, chimp and slipper
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:22,
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I like trampoline.
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:30,
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It takes a good pair of waders...
to make you realise that Darth Vader is hung like a donkey. I can now die peacefully, having used up possibly the most surreal sentence of my life with purpose.
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Mattle ,
Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:39,
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500th :D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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Yays and congrats
Now get yer kit off!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:34,
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^ What she said
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42,
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^What the heshe said.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43,
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ooh!
curious and more curious
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Weetobix ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:34,
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Hmm...
Also; Hello everybody, my name is Jessie. Do we have a FAQ around here anywhere? I'd hate to break any rules.
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35,
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there is,
but it's hiding. you should put a fresh noob on a rod and try to make it come for a visit
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37,
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Will you be my friend?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38,
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yes.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41,
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OMG!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42,
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What proof do we have that your name is Jessie?!:O
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38,
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I don't knooooooooow!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:40,
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WHY NOT?!
Demanding minks want to know!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:01,
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Hurrah!
*raises glass to the next 500*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36,
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congrats :)
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Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37,
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my goodness what a mile stone
how long have you been doing them now?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37,
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Just over 4 years.
Not long :)
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39,
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You now sound like a Michael Jackson dating site!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:40,
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:)
I'm very glad you haven't got bored with it -- I do enjoy them
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41,
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Again an MJ dating site:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42,
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You liar
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41,
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Well, the first strip IS dated as 2005.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44,
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You didn't exist before SA and YOU KNOW IT
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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Did too.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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\o/
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:56,
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I always support b3tards work
So let me know when you have the next SA book out.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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Forever
He came into existence at the creation of the first one
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39,
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excellent
those squirrels would get in caberet....
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41,
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500?
Congratulations! I'm still loving this strip (although could you update your on-site page more regularly please?).
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44,
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You must be looking at the old SA page.
There's a new one that's updated with each new installment.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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Hmm...
I'm pretty sure I'm on your new setup, but sometimes I see one on the board but it's not on the site yet :/
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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I want to see a SA/Nemi crossover:)
EDIT: Old SA page? Squijjills with saggy tits?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51,
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"Nemi"?
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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Nemi rocks!
Norwegian goth strip EDIT: Not a porn site.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:56,
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This gives me a great big enormous grin of glee and anticipation.
Congrats, woo, yay, hoopla, and here's to the next 500 indeed! Yours sincerely, Bee Nice
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59,
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Woo
This deserves a pic of someone jumping out of a cake... Not a lie.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:19,
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Best of both worlds?
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mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32,
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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HAHAHA. THat made my day that did:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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hahaha!
i just made me a new profile pic circa 1976
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38,
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The scary thing is
I was just strolling down, and knew that was you before I saw your username. Bless, you've not changed a bit.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44,
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you're so sweet
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:48,
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Hah, only to a few select individuals.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:50,
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Need help with the site
Hey Could you help me. I have troubles with your web site. It is working slow. Can somebody help me to solve the problem or explain why it can be so? Thanks for help
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iTashaLIL ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32,
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certainly
what you need to do is type www.b3ta.com/talk into your address bar... and then press enter. This disables the images and make the whole site run a lot faster.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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Or you could try this...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:48,
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I love that site!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:50,
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and I love you...
* Said in the style of Barney the Big Magenta Dinosaur
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:58,
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Oh fuck off!
If you ever had to come down off acid, in a feezing cold room, with no grass and the only thing on TV was sodding fucking Barney you would never say that!:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:04,
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Do you have a slow computer?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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Silly. You did this before, didn't you?
Commence FAIL posts...
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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yes.
step 1) you FAIL step 2) hello new person please read the FAQ. step 3) we profit. step 4) www.b3ta.com/talk
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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Weetobix ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:34,
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Brilliant :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35,
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36,
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35,
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i'm afraid i can't explain your problem, despite that it's in verse
but folk round here don't like threads sans pics, so expect us to scream and curse.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38,
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Oh ffs!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:40,
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Try viewing it through this proxy
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41,
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Try pressing
Ctrl + W That always makes it faster.
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43,
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46,
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Maybe I should pitch this to the BBC?
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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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HAHAHAHA
How do you get a clown and take it down?:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:20,
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By ignoring it
woo to this!
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Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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?!
I really can't agree with that! Maybe by the neighbouring countries suffering the cholera epidemic brought on by his shortcomings taking action.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:23,
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I agree it's not the answer.
Though condemning him, I really wish the international community would do more to get him out of power. I hear Mugabe's not paying his army now, so I imagine it's only a matter of time until an uprising.
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Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26,
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Or better still
We could take Nelson Mandella and give him superpowers!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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Why,
I think that may in fact be the answer! :D
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Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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and some sort of flying justice fortress
which could tour the Earth and dispense justice which is acceptable to Guardian readers and channel 4 alike.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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His crimefighting partners could be also superpowered
Steven Hawkings, Patrick Moore and Charlie Dimmock.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33,
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and Tony Blair running along on the ground
trying to keep up... Cherie berating him for not being good enough to get to fight crime with the real men of the world
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42,
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Or we could just get Chery to swallow him whole with her lips of the titans!
But he may enjoy that.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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*has an idea*
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24,
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is it cholera based?
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24,
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Aha!
Great fools seldom differ:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:25,
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Is it a cunning plan?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24,
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hahaha
"why do I sense the words 'I have a cunning plan' are marching with ill-deserved haste in the direction of this conversation ?"
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26,
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i've got an idea
and its as hot as my pants
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30,
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Yes but could you stick a tail on it and call it a weasil?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39,
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it's a cunting plan
(
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39,
archived )
I don't know how you can still have ideas that quickly
now that we've all got energy-saving lightbulbs.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26,
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:D
wait for it to warm up and then bask in the sickly bright glow of my idea
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28,
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:D
we shouldn't be allowed to try and solve it because - right - once - okay - that country used to be our country and so we're not even allowed to look at it or say anything because that's colonialism or something okay so fuck off; besides South Africa are doing a great job of it... and erm... Iraq? Credit Crunch? /tenuous get out excuse.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:25,
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Well I suppose you could always send him down him 7-11 to pay for a loaf of bread:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26,
archived )
But it would make some great TV!
I'm sure the BBC would go for it.
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chippy time travel agents ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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rubbish
send in the Gurkha's, they're our best weapon in situations like this, not only are they fearless, noble warriors they also look a bit foreign, no one would be able to tell it was us.and to think only yesterday i caused a family rift when i sent back some bmp propaganda my uncle mailed me with a rather curt reply
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36,
archived )
complexity creates the illusion of character
:D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39,
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*scratches head and tries to work out if i'm being insulted or not. *suspects the worse
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43,
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not in the slightest dear chap
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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The Gurkahs
- keeping the army legal in terms of diverse employment since 1872
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44,
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hehehehehe!
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45,
archived )
hahahahaha!
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31,
archived )
hahaha
win!
(
Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41,
archived )
It's a brave new world, folks!
(
Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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\o/
I love the giraffe! (Not physically of course, that would involve ladders and all sorts of what-not.)
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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BIODIVERSITY IN SPACE
Woo yay - this is very good. I had a meeting with someone this morning who has met Neil Armstrong!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22,
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Did they ask him if he really landed on the moon?
:)
(
Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:23,
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no - but it was at night
and apparently he did point at the moon a lot... "the last time I was up there... on the moon... I remember thinking that the moon, where I was, is a lot like... erm... Detroit?"
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26,
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Cor
that zebra looks a bit mean!
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chippy time travel agents ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:23,
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He's the sexy go-getter of the group
Clocked the most lays during training.
(
Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24,
archived )
This is just splendid!
Why do animals in spacesuits work so well?
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24,
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look at that brave segull
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30,
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much better than cats
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31,
archived )
nice work sir/madam
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:40,
archived )
For future reference
Sir. :)
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Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:02,
archived )
Sad puss
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chippy time travel agents ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12,
archived )
Aaaaaaw
This is one of my faves so far.:) *huggles* *loves Emily for a fiver*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13,
archived )
ooh Emily
I wonder what she is doing now?
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chippy time travel agents ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16,
archived )
Businessmen and footballers
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:17,
archived )
she's an artist, apparently
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:17,
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So pretty much what I said below:P
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18,
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hahaha
a piss artist
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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As we've already discussed
She's plying her wares for skag in Ipswich.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18,
archived )
*helpfuls*
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32,
archived )
hmmm
clearly a crackwhore!
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53,
archived )
Aww!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:15,
archived )
*hugs*
poor Bagpuss.
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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hugs
from me too, mt daughter is gonna cry over this one.
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lordy lordy ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:25,
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aww
:(
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chippy time travel agents ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27,
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Don't quite know what I was trying here...
... well I do... but I don't think it worksOriginal
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:56,
archived )
nice work sir
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58,
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I agree
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01,
archived )
I think everyone's gone to lunch
and ta...
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02,
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I'm perpetually out to lunch
in the colloquial sense
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03,
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you may be right there
come back!!! It's freezing out there! I know - I've just been
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03,
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I had to go out to Argos....
thirty people queueing... no one at the quick pay machine. I was in and out in five minutes. What is wrong with people?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:05,
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They're stupid
And generally ugly.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06,
archived )
Sheep. If they see a queue they have to join it
They think it must be worthwhile.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:08,
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I must admit, I'm quite fond of queuing :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12,
archived )
Get back in line...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30,
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Sheep!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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But that's one of their redeeming features.
/woolly buggers blog.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:15,
archived )
did you buy an Ericational Fumbustioner?
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10,
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it all explainable by maths
i=1-(n/x) i = intelligence of a person n = number of people in a confined space x = number of day until Christmas
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10,
archived )
*plots graph*
It looks like a CDC...
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12,
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you forgot this line
i=1-(n/x)/y where y is the lenght of thime in minutes remaining in your lunch break
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13,
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:D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14,
archived )
*plots 3 dimensional graph*
It looks like a saucepan...
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16,
archived )
*plots 4-dimensional graph*
My GOD! It's opened a hole in teh space/time continuum!
(
RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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GOATSE SCIENCE!!"!!
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:20,
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... that's the kid who's earned the respect of his peers
through the medium of expressive dance
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02,
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very nice
also - the board spazzed out of existence for a moment there... I was a little scared but I managed to get through it alright and now I'm back... read the entire harrowing tale in my new celebrity hardback ... "I Fucked Wincy Willis with a Turtle - The Professor UnderCover Story: Part 1"
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02,
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I like how your mind is a bit broken in places
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02,
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This
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04,
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I'm struggling to find the bits where it's not broken
but thanks... *embraces like a brother* *holds back tears* ... it means a lot to me
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04,
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*films*
*fwaps*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:05,
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*wipes dribble from your chin*
so special
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fannycradock ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12,
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this
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13,
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Is it in WHSmiths 50% off hardbacks offer?
If not there's no sale
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03,
archived )
well - yes and no
... I managed to smuggle some copies into WH Smiths and leave them on the shelves... but as they don't know they're there I don't think it would technically be stealing if you took them without paying.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06,
archived )
*giggles self unconscious*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11,
archived )
This is brilliant.
They get awful confused at the checkouts when stuff doesn't scan. This would cause absolute carnage.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13,
archived )
:D
next week's challenge: design a cover for a new Celebrity Hardback... have it printed professionally, and sneak into WH Smiths and put it over Alan Carr's new book. :)
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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Oh my fucking christ YES!
that'd be a heap of fun.
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22,
archived )
*clicks*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26,
archived )
Excellent
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03,
archived )
whoops!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04,
archived )
Just saw that on /links
Policing are calling it an attempted moider
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04,
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I'm always doing that.
It's really annoying, and costs a fortune in towels.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06,
archived )
I can't believe they don't test them backstage first
it's such an obvious way to try to kill someone
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:08,
archived )
That's jolly well done!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04,
archived )
Looks dandy to me:)
Fucking seagulls! I popped some cheese an my windowsill to keep cool when I went to my room to bake a potato. Tatty bakes and I open my window to see two fucking searats dining out on my sodding cheddar on the roof opposite! EDIT: Did he come into town to get some gingham for his wife?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:07,
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A fucking seagull stole Mrs Raff's ice cream right out of her hand last summer.
bastard. If I see it again I'll cunt it squarely in the fuck.
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16,
archived )
Second time they've nicked something from me, or tried.
First time was in Bornemouth and one tried to nick my chips. I managed to react in time and stunned the lil shite with a left hook:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:17,
archived )
They broke into my house once and stole a DVD player
Fucking seagulls!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21,
archived )
Yeah but you're talking about the Britpop band now fallen on hard times:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24,
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This is aces :D
Though it reminds me of my god-awful film studies days.
(
fannycradock ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10,
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Ah.
Didn't want to take any real GCSE's then?:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11,
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I think you'll find
it was an ADVANCED GNVQ. And LOOK AT ME NOW!!! *cough*
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fannycradock ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:15,
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You've done so well
Could I have fries with that please?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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GNVQ in Film Studies???!!!!????
What next?Bitter because I couldn't do Film Studies at Uni, cos it was full. Took a couple of units as free units and got my only A's in three years. FUCK YOU UNL!!!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28,
archived )
You were lookey!
I had my GCSEs, A levels and degree chosen for me by my father! Man that backfired on him:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30,
archived )
Hoots Mon
(
Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45,
archived )
^ NICE
EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "That's Foul!" EDIT EDIT: I don't normally do this but this is funny
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46,
archived )
now THAT'S topical
toowit tooWOO
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47,
archived )
*has tea*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47,
archived )
I tried for far too long to to put that smile on my owls face
and failed big time. Huzzah anyway!
(
fannycradock ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:07,
archived )
No moose lose around this hoose?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:20,
archived )
Phallic Logo Awards, December 2008
Conveniently located on a pizza shop in the red light district of Birmingham.
(
PassTheKhat ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:42,
archived )
Oh for a black marker pen...
:)
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:43,
archived )
haha
It's even spunking out a message!
(
The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45,
archived )
Ha ha ha....
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46,
archived )
so it is
this is not a post
(
dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51,
archived )
Ceci n'est pas un reponse.
(
sabre-tooth monkey ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14,
archived )
No hairs
fake.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09,
archived )
Dear A Vagabond
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:32,
archived )
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*tea/laptop meeting*
(
Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33,
archived )
^ that
(
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:39,
archived )
:D
PAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrp
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:40,
archived )
Mr Baxter, is that you?
(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:41,
archived )
I read that as
'rip roaring action in the flaps' :D
(
fannycradock ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46,
archived )
:D
I like how your mind is a bit broken in places...
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47,
archived )
fanks
*gummy smiles*
(
fannycradock ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53,
archived )
*wipes dribble from your chin*
so special
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55,
archived )
Um Pah-Pah!
:)
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34,
archived )
RAAAAGH...IS?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34,
archived )
its BBB's
"Raging Horn"
(
Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34,
archived )
Pfffttt...
You said Horn!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:35,
archived )
pffft.
you're blowing it wrong
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:36,
archived )
Blowing?
Isn't the norm to suck?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:40,
archived )
I don't tend to go in for normal things though
... NOW BLOW ON IT FROM A DISTANCE!
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:41,
archived )
*puffs*
(
Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45,
archived )
Pfffttt...
You said Poofs! EDIT: And off we go again..
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48,
archived )
b3ta: repeating stock responses since 1997
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:56,
archived )
This gives me the horn...
:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34,
archived )
Ha!
nicely...
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34,
archived )
hahaha
you loon :)
(
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34,
archived )
ha ha ha ha ha
hello coffee that was in my mouth, have you met the monitor and the keyboard and the mouse? No? well - that was a narrow escape wasn't it...? I know... and now you're in my belly when you can cause untold havoc... anyway - probably shouldn't be talking to you, because you're not sentient... or are you? It was the coffee - IT GOT SMART!
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:35,
archived )
Every single bit of this.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:36,
archived )
COFFEE 2 : NOW IT'S MILKY!
(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:40,
archived )
COFFEE 3: Americano Gangsters...
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55,
archived )
Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
MARVELLOUS! *keeps as guardhorn to set on chavs*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:36,
archived )
TGMTFH
(
The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:41,
archived )
The most important, the most beautiful, the most magical, saggy old cloth cat in the whole wide world...
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:25,
archived )
Awwwwwwwww!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26,
archived )
this is lovely!
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26,
archived )
Go on - Twat the Clanger!
EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26,
archived )
Hahahaha
"Twat The Clanger" - the popular church fete game - fun for all the family!
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27,
archived )
I never miss it - sometimes I spend ALL my pocket money on it.
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:28,
archived )
I often mug several old ladies to nick their pension money to spend on it.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:29,
archived )
?
old ladies Mrs Vagabond
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33,
archived )
Awesome :)
Compo it!
(
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27,
archived )
:D
Done...
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:31,
archived )
That's lully
compo it now dammit :) edit: and now clicked
(
FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:28,
archived )
this is superb
but then - when is your stuff ever not good... you fucking perfectionist cunt.
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:30,
archived )
^ this
(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33,
archived )
Go on Bagpuss!
(
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:30,
archived )
excellent
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:30,
archived )
Clang!
(
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:31,
archived )
:D
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33,
archived )
Magnificent!
*clickety-clicks*
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33,
archived )
oo that's great that is
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33,
archived )
yay!!!!
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:42,
archived )
hahaha-lovely
he has the situation under control:D
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:36,
archived )
He's tapping in time
with whatever the track on 6music is just now. Ace!
(
meat2veg hello! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:28,
archived )
I'll second that with
High Rise by Orbital, complete with Clangers-like sounds
(
Cyril the Squirrel is not a real squirrel ,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:49,
archived )
Dear Christ ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:13,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:13,
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:D
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:13,
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Hahaha
Congrats!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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\o/
Congrats :D *smoosh*
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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*smoosh*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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Hahaha
All hail the rain effect! (see what I did there?)
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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Hahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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damn
I just missed 28,000,000,000.1
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:17,
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hehehe!
congrats, i just shot past 19,000, tit's out in a week or 2 for me
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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:D
needs more darkly confusing nakedness
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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Only two people see my nekkidness.
My doctor, and Mrs A Vagabond.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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yes
but your Doctor has a pay per view webcam set up VaggyVision... it's a very misleading name. :)
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:18,
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Does Mrs V know you're sleeping with your doctor?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:18,
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Depends if she's playing nurse.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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Hehe
Congrats :D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:17,
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Why is it always raining in your images?
EDIT: Sorry what I meant to say was... Woo Yay! Congratulations Mate!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:19,
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^What she said.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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Ha ha ha... Your getting the hang of this now...
* Took you a while but your getting there....
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27,
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Yeah
For an intelligent being I can be extreemly fick.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:31,
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ARGH! fucking XP and its fucking agressive restarts
fuck fuck fuck
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WormuIus ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:20,
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yay robots
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:21,
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Hahahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:21,
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
this tickles me exceedingly much so.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:22,
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good
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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it's agreed then
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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This tickles me
And gives me a raging horn.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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hahah
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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congrats mate! :D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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Hooray!!!!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:25,
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The Queen of Darkness
Click for bigger Source: img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/MargaretThatcher.jpg wow, two people have clicked it. Perhaps if I crudely drew a cock on it. Sigh. It's not like I spent hours on it. OH HANG ON.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:06,
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TOtally would even more now
That's absolutely fantastic.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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Cheers me dears :D
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:07,
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Arrrgh it's the Evil Hot-Iron Lady!!
You've gotten too close to the pure darkness of her soul, that she's caused you illness!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:30,
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yey...
...its not a bagpuss post! top notch shopping though
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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Why thank you!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:09,
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Well ...
It's a post of an old saggy bag ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:09,
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touché
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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Cerlunk!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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STOP THE BUS
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:21,
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:(
I've ruined it for everyone again :D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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Oh yes. Superlative Stuff!
and a *click* for you, ma'am.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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Thanks schnooks ;-)
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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yay
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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Try to to shit yourself with excitement, freebs ;-)
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:09,
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I shall endeavour not to - that would be messy and would demonstrate a total lack of control over bodily functions
have you now got image editing software?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:10,
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I have for some time....
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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she just managed to catch Maggie at home
... :)
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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I got photo through the bathroom window
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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:D
I knew that was yours even before I scrolled all the way down to see who posted it... this thread has inspired me to suggest a Maggy Thatcher challenge which will not ever happen. you sick puppy
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:25,
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I'm not wasting my time again.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26,
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you loved it
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27,
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Maybe I should learn to animate fucking fruit.
Bollocks to this, I'm off for a bit. Bye chap.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:30,
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that's not something you can really learn very easily
you've either got it or you ain't
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:32,
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I could repost all over such a challenge
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27,
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that's what I'd hope for
:D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:29,
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It's hard to see in which pic she looks worse.
Top stuff :D
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:10,
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I think I just removed a few layers of makeup...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:10,
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shopped images etc...
nice.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:10,
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Ta Waspy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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eeep!
Top stuff Cap :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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Thank you duckie.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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I've already told you what I think about this and I'm not going to pander to your ego any more
loveliness :)
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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Hahaha, oh go on.
I'm ill, I need love. :D ta
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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you need to go home workaholic skallywag
... but you know that already.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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I know, I know.....
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:17,
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I think I might jack all of this in
and study to become a Doctor... I think I'd be good at that...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:22,
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NANATOO!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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This is who trained her.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:13,
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nice one ms wow
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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Why thank you Mr Queen.
How is London town today? Is it treating you like a prince, as it should?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:13,
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i'm a wee bit north of our fair capital
but am being treated with the respect i deserve, none at all.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:17,
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:-(
*respects from afar*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:17,
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This is Nanageddon!!
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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Imagine having that cunt as your Nan.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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No thanks.
:D
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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AARGH!
Expertly done :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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Praise indeed, coming from you!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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No probs!
I give the impression of knowing what I'm doing, when really I don't. I think you really know what you're doing :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26,
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Nah, afraid not.
LAYERS. Lots of layers.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26,
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Staring at her for hours, I was.
It was horrible.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:18,
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This is brilliant
poor ill duckie-duck.
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fannycradock ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48,
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thankyou, lovely.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26,
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sponge monkey is knitting himself ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:00,
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The last frame actually made me well up then :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:01,
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The forth frame actually made me swell up then :)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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Mictoboy?
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Himjim died a little more inside on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:05,
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:D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27,
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Awww :(
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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They did indeed.
:(
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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I can see this compo tugging the old heart strings somewhat.
Wooyay *sniff*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:04,
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*sniff*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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the children probably don't give a fuck
but they should do. lovely sire - well put.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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*weeps*
Well done sir, you suceeded in making me cry... also it's not the children of albion.. it's the adults... the kids these days probably don't even know what a clanger is!
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Celebgil ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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Good point...
...I was trying to get 'children of Albion' to sort of mean kids of the 60s, 70s and 80s. Fail?
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sponge monkey is knitting himself ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:17,
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not at all good sir...
... we know what you mean... we are all still kids sometimes!
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Celebgil ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:27,
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parp
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:59,
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No sound effect - Not true!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:01,
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it was a quiet one
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:02,
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more a "fweeep"?
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:04,
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more a "ffffffffffff"
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:06,
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More of a Prrrrrt
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:09,
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xandmi ,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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