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# Number one in a series of one...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ^ Cock!

EDIT: Sorry, I meant "Well done!"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# needs more proof
prepare the magneta
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# A diplodocus actually had three brains
triwillies FTW!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Huzzah!
This is great!



(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *joys*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# haha!
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I think a bit of Clanger got in with the meat :s
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!
Clangers is not foodstuffs!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Yeah, nice tribute.......
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# as if i weren't sad enough about this news.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ha
you seem to have brought the board together... what a fitting tribute.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# This way up they look like wooly gimp masks.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely done
also, a pearoast for t'compo. who knew it would ever get a second outing?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Again, a fitting tribute to the death of an old man
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Although I full-heartedly agree with you here
this is b3ta
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I know
but it's starting to annoy me that every week people log in and go...

"Ooh, new image challenge! Blah blah blah clangers, bagpuss blah blah blah photoshop blah."

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# C'mon...
that's really not on, is it?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I'm afraid I can never forgive you for this.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] first vector :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# its happy
cos it has a spoon
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonah!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# yay soup dragon! :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Tip top!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# More first vectors should be like this:)
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I shouldn't have bothered....

EDIT: Sorry what I meant was "Well Done!"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# *is free to do what he wants any old time*
Woo!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I love that tune
I love all the stuff in that baggy era, even the shite stuff! It's just fun
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# ta muchly
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# soup herb
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# aww, yay!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# invisible anal
wooo
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *disapproving stare*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# This is lovely.
I'll have the red and blue pudding soup, please.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *ladles*
cheers :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# your first vector?
wow

mine was:

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Yay!
Very nicely done :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry =/
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hieroglyph dice lemsip big bird spirit?
Eh?

;) Woo!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# This made me LOL
but I can not think for the life of me what it is from....

Anchorman?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Futurama
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Halo
*waves*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# mine was a rolling stone
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# did she have a hat?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# oddly enough she did
kept losing it though, silly cow, didn't see much of her
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# That's nothing
my mum's married to Bill Nightie and is The Grand Architect's mum too.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# and this beats
being alive and being canonised how exactly? Three freaking miracles had to be attributed to her after her death, which hasn't even happened yet...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# If you're a saint and alive, you have to wear a square halo.
Someone told me that once.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# squalo
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I never had sexual relations with that woman.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# well - if you say so I'm prepared not to question it
... how you feeling anyway? My shoul;der really hurts if that's any consolation...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I'm chewing three different flavours of gum
wearing three cardigans, only two of which are mine, and procrastinating...

Poor shoulder.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I know
HOW COULD THIS EVER HAPPEN TO MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Ooh my back just went ker-dunk.
Stop giving me your boneshit.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I Dye Brew N Booze?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# eyed iced tea and gin
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# wink for tea 'n'gin
sounds like a plan

got it now

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I'm all four it
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# *reads filename*
nope.. still don't get it

*EDIT* ok, I got it.

Pfft!

*EDITEDIT* Pishtepfft pishtepfft
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Is it, "and where dose one what this so hard?"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Gah
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Gin Gin Gin n' Gin?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] All change
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Very nicly done sir!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# this is nice
in a very nice way. woo!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Nice
:' )
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Pfffttt... (not Pffffttt....)
I read the last line as "Your station manager today is dead"

* I am truly sorry and I will go and spank myself.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# It was meant to mean that in a weird Welsh way...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Oh... In that case...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# its to keep all the english out
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Beats socks.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# This should be FPed
simply as it a Vader pressie post with out the phrase, 'I felt your presents'!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *beats socks*
woo!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahahahah
that made me laugh like a silly girl
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Love it.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Big fat Woo, Yay and Hoopla
*clickify*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# wooo.
fp now.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Is he peeing himself in the last image?

If so... WOO!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Wahahahahahaha
Sweet :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Oh yes
Love this!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Had he
felt his presents?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Simply brilliant.
And trout is one of my all time favourite words, alongside blimp, chimp and slipper
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I like trampoline.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:30, archived)
# It takes a good pair of waders...
to make you realise that Darth Vader is hung like a donkey.

I can now die peacefully, having used up possibly the most surreal sentence of my life with purpose.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# 500th :D

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Yays and congrats
Now get yer kit off!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ^What the heshe said.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ooh!
curious and more curious
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Hmm...
Also; Hello everybody, my name is Jessie.
Do we have a FAQ around here anywhere? I'd hate to break any rules.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# there is,
but it's hiding.

you should put a fresh noob on a rod and try to make it come for a visit
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Will you be my friend?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# yes.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# OMG!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# What proof do we have that your name is Jessie?!:O
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I don't knooooooooow!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# WHY NOT?!
Demanding minks want to know!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
*raises glass to the next 500*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# congrats :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# my goodness what a mile stone
how long have you been doing them now?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Just over 4 years.
Not long :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# You now sound like a Michael Jackson dating site!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# :)
I'm very glad you haven't got bored with it -- I do enjoy them
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Again an MJ dating site:P
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# You liar
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Well, the first strip IS dated as 2005.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# You didn't exist before SA and YOU KNOW IT
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Did too.

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I always support b3tards work
So let me know when you have the next SA book out.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Forever
He came into existence at the creation of the first one
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# excellent
those squirrels would get in caberet....
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# 500?
Congratulations! I'm still loving this strip (although could you update your on-site page more regularly please?).
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# You must be looking at the old SA page.
There's a new one that's updated with each new installment.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hmm...
I'm pretty sure I'm on your new setup, but sometimes I see one on the board but it's not on the site yet :/

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I want to see a SA/Nemi crossover:)
EDIT: Old SA page? Squijjills with saggy tits?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# "Nemi"?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Nemi rocks!
Norwegian goth strip

EDIT: Not a porn site.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# This gives me a great big enormous grin of glee and anticipation.
Congrats, woo, yay, hoopla, and here's to the next 500 indeed!
Yours sincerely,
Bee Nice
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Woo
This deserves a pic of someone jumping out of a cake...

Not a lie.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Best of both worlds?
Photobucket
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# HAHAHA. THat made my day that did:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha!
i just made me a new profile pic circa 1976
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# The scary thing is
I was just strolling down, and knew that was you before I saw your username.

Bless, you've not changed a bit.

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# you're so sweet
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Hah, only to a few select individuals.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Need help with the site
Hey

Could you help me. I have troubles with your web site. It is working slow.
Can somebody help me to solve the problem or explain why it can be so?

Thanks for help
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# certainly
what you need to do is type www.b3ta.com/talk into your address bar... and then press enter.

This disables the images and make the whole site run a lot faster.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Or you could try this...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I love that site!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# and I love you...

* Said in the style of Barney the Big Magenta Dinosaur
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Oh fuck off!
If you ever had to come down off acid, in a feezing cold room, with no grass and the only thing on TV was sodding fucking Barney you would never say that!:P
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Do you have a slow computer?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Silly. You did this before, didn't you?
Commence FAIL posts...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# yes.
step 1) you FAIL
step 2) hello new person please read the FAQ.
step 3) we profit.
step 4) www.b3ta.com/talk
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
#
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# Brilliant :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
#
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#
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# i'm afraid i can't explain your problem, despite that it's in verse
but folk round here don't like threads sans pics, so expect us to scream and curse.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Oh ffs!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Try viewing it through this proxy
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Try pressing
Ctrl + W

That always makes it faster.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Maybe I should pitch this to the BBC?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
How do you get a clown and take it down?:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# By ignoring it
woo to this!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ?!
I really can't agree with that! Maybe by the neighbouring countries suffering the cholera epidemic brought on by his shortcomings taking action.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I agree it's not the answer.
Though condemning him, I really wish the international community would do more to get him out of power. I hear Mugabe's not paying his army now, so I imagine it's only a matter of time until an uprising.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Or better still
We could take Nelson Mandella and give him superpowers!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Why,
I think that may in fact be the answer! :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# and some sort of flying justice fortress
which could tour the Earth and dispense justice which is acceptable to Guardian readers and channel 4 alike.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# His crimefighting partners could be also superpowered
Steven Hawkings, Patrick Moore and Charlie Dimmock.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# and Tony Blair running along on the ground
trying to keep up... Cherie berating him for not being good enough to get to fight crime with the real men of the world
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Or we could just get Chery to swallow him whole with her lips of the titans!
But he may enjoy that.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *has an idea*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# is it cholera based?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Aha!
Great fools seldom differ:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Is it a cunning plan?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
"why do I sense the words 'I have a cunning plan' are marching with ill-deserved haste in the direction of this conversation ?"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# i've got an idea
and its as hot as my pants
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yes but could you stick a tail on it and call it a weasil?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# it's a cunting plan
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I don't know how you can still have ideas that quickly
now that we've all got energy-saving lightbulbs.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# :D
wait for it to warm up and then bask in the sickly bright glow of my idea
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# :D
we shouldn't be allowed to try and solve it because - right - once - okay - that country used to be our country and so we're not even allowed to look at it or say anything because that's colonialism or something okay so fuck off; besides South Africa are doing a great job of it... and erm... Iraq? Credit Crunch?

/tenuous get out excuse.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Well I suppose you could always send him down him 7-11 to pay for a loaf of bread:P
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# But it would make some great TV!
I'm sure the BBC would go for it.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# rubbish
send in the Gurkha's, they're our best weapon in situations like this, not only are they fearless, noble warriors they also look a bit foreign, no one would be able to tell it was us.


and to think only yesterday i caused a family rift when i sent back some bmp propaganda my uncle mailed me with a rather curt reply
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# complexity creates the illusion of character
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
#
*scratches head and tries to work out if i'm being insulted or not.

*suspects the worse
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# not in the slightest dear chap
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# The Gurkahs
- keeping the army legal in terms of diverse employment since 1872
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
win!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# It's a brave new world, folks!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# \o/
I love the giraffe!
(Not physically of course, that would involve ladders and all sorts of what-not.)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# BIODIVERSITY IN SPACE
Woo yay - this is very good.

I had a meeting with someone this morning who has met Neil Armstrong!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Did they ask him if he really landed on the moon?
:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# no - but it was at night
and apparently he did point at the moon a lot...

"the last time I was up there... on the moon... I remember thinking that the moon, where I was, is a lot like... erm... Detroit?"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Cor
that zebra looks a bit mean!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# He's the sexy go-getter of the group
Clocked the most lays during training.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# This is just splendid!
Why do animals in spacesuits work so well?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# look at that brave segull
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# much better than cats
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# nice work sir/madam
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# For future reference
Sir. :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Sad puss
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Aaaaaaw
This is one of my faves so far.:)

*huggles*
*loves Emily for a fiver*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ooh Emily
I wonder what she is doing now?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Businessmen and footballers
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# she's an artist, apparently
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# So pretty much what I said below:P
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
a piss artist
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# As we've already discussed
She's plying her wares for skag in Ipswich.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *helpfuls*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hmmm
clearly a crackwhore!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Aww!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *hugs*
poor Bagpuss.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hugs
from me too, mt daughter is gonna cry over this one.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# aww
:(
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't quite know what I was trying here...


... well I do... but I don't think it works

Original
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# nice work sir
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I agree
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I think everyone's gone to lunch
and ta...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I'm perpetually out to lunch
in the colloquial sense
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# you may be right there
come back!!! It's freezing out there!

I know - I've just been
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I had to go out to Argos....
thirty people queueing... no one at the quick pay machine.
I was in and out in five minutes.

What is wrong with people?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# They're stupid
And generally ugly.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Sheep. If they see a queue they have to join it
They think it must be worthwhile.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I must admit, I'm quite fond of queuing :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Get back in line...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Sheep!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# But that's one of their redeeming features.
/woolly buggers blog.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# did you buy an Ericational Fumbustioner?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# it all explainable by maths
i=1-(n/x)

i = intelligence of a person
n = number of people in a confined space
x = number of day until Christmas
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# *plots graph*
It looks like a CDC...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# you forgot this line
i=1-(n/x)/y

where y is the lenght of thime in minutes remaining in your lunch break
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *plots 3 dimensional graph*
It looks like a saucepan...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# *plots 4-dimensional graph*
My GOD! It's opened a hole in teh space/time continuum!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# GOATSE SCIENCE!!"!!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ... that's the kid who's earned the respect of his peers
through the medium of expressive dance
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# very nice
also - the board spazzed out of existence for a moment there... I was a little scared but I managed to get through it alright and now I'm back...

read the entire harrowing tale in my new celebrity hardback ... "I Fucked Wincy Willis with a Turtle - The Professor UnderCover Story: Part 1"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I like how your mind is a bit broken in places
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# This
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm struggling to find the bits where it's not broken
but thanks...

*embraces like a brother*
*holds back tears*

... it means a lot to me
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *films*
*fwaps*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *wipes dribble from your chin*
so special
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# this
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Is it in WHSmiths 50% off hardbacks offer?
If not there's no sale
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# well - yes and no
... I managed to smuggle some copies into WH Smiths and leave them on the shelves... but as they don't know they're there I don't think it would technically be stealing if you took them without paying.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# *giggles self unconscious*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# This is brilliant.
They get awful confused at the checkouts when stuff doesn't scan.

This would cause absolute carnage.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :D
next week's challenge: design a cover for a new Celebrity Hardback... have it printed professionally, and sneak into WH Smiths and put it over Alan Carr's new book.

:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Oh my fucking christ YES!
that'd be a heap of fun.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# whoops!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Just saw that on /links
Policing are calling it an attempted moider
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm always doing that.
It's really annoying, and costs a fortune in towels.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I can't believe they don't test them backstage first
it's such an obvious way to try to kill someone
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# That's jolly well done!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Looks dandy to me:)
Fucking seagulls! I popped some cheese an my windowsill to keep cool when I went to my room to bake a potato.
Tatty bakes and I open my window to see two fucking searats dining out on my sodding cheddar on the roof opposite!

EDIT: Did he come into town to get some gingham for his wife?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# A fucking seagull stole Mrs Raff's ice cream right out of her hand last summer.
bastard. If I see it again I'll cunt it squarely in the fuck.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Second time they've nicked something from me, or tried.
First time was in Bornemouth and one tried to nick my chips. I managed to react in time and stunned the lil shite with a left hook:P
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# They broke into my house once and stole a DVD player
Fucking seagulls!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Yeah but you're talking about the Britpop band now fallen on hard times:P
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# This is aces :D
Though it reminds me of my god-awful film studies days.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Ah.
Didn't want to take any real GCSE's then?:P
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I think you'll find
it was an ADVANCED GNVQ.
And LOOK AT ME NOW!!! *cough*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# You've done so well
Could I have fries with that please?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# GNVQ in Film Studies???!!!!????
What next?

Bitter because I couldn't do Film Studies at Uni, cos it was full. Took a couple of units as free units and got my only A's in three years. FUCK YOU UNL!!!!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# You were lookey!
I had my GCSEs, A levels and degree chosen for me by my father!
Man that backfired on him:P
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hoots Mon
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ^ NICE

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "That's Foul!"

EDIT EDIT: I don't normally do this but this is funny
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# now THAT'S topical
toowit tooWOO
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *has tea*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I tried for far too long to to put that smile on my owls face
and failed big time. Huzzah anyway!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# No moose lose around this hoose?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Phallic Logo Awards, December 2008
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Conveniently located on a pizza shop in the red light district of Birmingham.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Oh for a black marker pen...
:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# haha
It's even spunking out a message!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# so it is
this is not a post
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas un reponse.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# No hairs
fake.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Dear A Vagabond
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*tea/laptop meeting*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ^ that
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :D
PAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrp
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Mr Baxter, is that you?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I read that as
'rip roaring action in the flaps'
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# :D
I like how your mind is a bit broken in places...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# fanks
*gummy smiles*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *wipes dribble from your chin*
so special
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Um Pah-Pah!
:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# RAAAAGH...IS?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# its BBB's
"Raging Horn"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Pfffttt...
You said Horn!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# pffft.
you're blowing it wrong
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Blowing?
Isn't the norm to suck?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I don't tend to go in for normal things though
... NOW BLOW ON IT FROM A DISTANCE!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *puffs*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Pfffttt...
You said Poofs!

EDIT: And off we go again..
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# b3ta: repeating stock responses since 1997
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# This gives me the horn...
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Ha!
nicely...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
you loon :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
hello coffee that was in my mouth, have you met the monitor and the keyboard and the mouse? No? well - that was a narrow escape wasn't it...? I know... and now you're in my belly when you can cause untold havoc... anyway - probably shouldn't be talking to you, because you're not sentient... or are you?

It was the coffee - IT GOT SMART!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Every single bit of this.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# COFFEE 2 : NOW IT'S MILKY!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# COFFEE 3: Americano Gangsters...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
MARVELLOUS!

*keeps as guardhorn to set on chavs*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# TGMTFH
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The most important, the most beautiful, the most magical, saggy old cloth cat in the whole wide world...

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# this is lovely!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Go on - Twat the Clanger!

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Twat The Clanger" - the popular church fete game - fun for all the family!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I never miss it - sometimes I spend ALL my pocket money on it.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I often mug several old ladies to nick their pension money to spend on it.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ?
old ladies Mrs Vagabond
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Awesome :)
Compo it!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# :D
Done...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# That's lully
compo it now dammit :)

edit: and now clicked
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# this is superb
but then - when is your stuff ever not good... you fucking perfectionist cunt.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Go on Bagpuss!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Clang!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Magnificent!
*clickety-clicks*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# oo that's great that is
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# yay!!!!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha-lovely
he has the situation under control:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# He's tapping in time
with whatever the track on 6music is just now. Ace!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I'll second that with
High Rise by Orbital, complete with Clangers-like sounds
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Dear Christ ...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Congrats!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# \o/
Congrats :D

*smoosh*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *smoosh*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha
All hail the rain effect!

(see what I did there?)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# damn
I just missed 28,000,000,000.1
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hehehe!
congrats, i just shot past 19,000, tit's out in a week or 2 for me
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :D
needs more darkly confusing nakedness
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Only two people see my nekkidness.
My doctor, and Mrs A Vagabond.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yes
but your Doctor has a pay per view webcam set up

VaggyVision... it's a very misleading name.

:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Does Mrs V know you're sleeping with your doctor?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Depends if she's playing nurse.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hehe
Congrats :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?

EDIT: Sorry what I meant to say was... Woo Yay! Congratulations Mate!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ^What she said.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Your getting the hang of this now...

* Took you a while but your getting there....
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Yeah
For an intelligent being I can be extreemly fick.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ARGH! fucking XP and its fucking agressive restarts
fuck fuck fuck
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# yay robots
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
this tickles me exceedingly much so.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
#
good
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# it's agreed then
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# This tickles me
And gives me a raging horn.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# congrats mate! :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hooray!!!!
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# The Queen of Darkness


Click for bigger

Source: img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/MargaretThatcher.jpg


wow, two people have clicked it. Perhaps if I crudely drew a cock on it. Sigh. It's not like I spent hours on it. OH HANG ON.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# TOtally would even more now
That's absolutely fantastic.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Cheers me dears :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Arrrgh it's the Evil Hot-Iron Lady!!
You've gotten too close to the pure darkness of her soul, that she's caused you illness!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# yey...
...its not a bagpuss post!

top notch shopping though
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Why thank you!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Well ...
It's a post of an old saggy bag ...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# touché
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Cerlunk!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# STOP THE BUS
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# :(
I've ruined it for everyone again


:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Oh yes. Superlative Stuff!
and a *click* for you, ma'am.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Thanks schnooks ;-)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Try to to shit yourself with excitement, freebs ;-)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I shall endeavour not to - that would be messy and would demonstrate a total lack of control over bodily functions
have you now got image editing software?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I have for some time....
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# she just managed to catch Maggie at home
...

:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I got photo through the bathroom window
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :D
I knew that was yours even before I scrolled all the way down to see who posted it...

this thread has inspired me to suggest a Maggy Thatcher challenge which will not ever happen.

you sick puppy
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I'm not wasting my time again.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# you loved it
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Maybe I should learn to animate fucking fruit.
Bollocks to this, I'm off for a bit. Bye chap.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# that's not something you can really learn very easily
you've either got it or you ain't
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I could repost all over such a challenge
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# that's what I'd hope for
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It's hard to see in which pic she looks worse.
Top stuff :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I think I just removed a few layers of makeup...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# shopped images etc...
nice.

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Ta Waspy.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# eeep!
Top stuff Cap :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Thank you duckie.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I've already told you what I think about this and I'm not going to pander to your ego any more
loveliness

:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha, oh go on.
I'm ill, I need love.

:D ta
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# you need to go home workaholic skallywag
... but you know that already.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I know, I know.....
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I think I might jack all of this in
and study to become a Doctor... I think I'd be good at that...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# NANATOO!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# This is who trained her.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# nice one ms wow
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Why thank you Mr Queen.
How is London town today? Is it treating you like a prince, as it should?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# i'm a wee bit north of our fair capital
but am being treated with the respect i deserve, none at all.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# :-(
*respects from afar*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# This is Nanageddon!!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Imagine having that cunt as your Nan.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# No thanks.
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# AARGH!
Expertly done :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Praise indeed, coming from you!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# No probs!
I give the impression of knowing what I'm doing, when really I don't.

I think you really know what you're doing :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Nah, afraid not.
LAYERS. Lots of layers.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *shudders*


(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Staring at her for hours, I was.
It was horrible.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# This is brilliant
poor ill duckie-duck.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# thankyou, lovely.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# The last frame actually made me well up then :(
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# The forth frame actually made me swell up then :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Mictoboy?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Awww :(
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# They did indeed.
:(
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I can see this compo tugging the old heart strings somewhat.
Wooyay *sniff*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *sniff*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# the children probably don't give a fuck
but they should do.

lovely sire - well put.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *weeps*
Well done sir, you suceeded in making me cry...

also it's not the children of albion.. it's the adults... the kids these days probably don't even know what a clanger is!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Good point...
...I was trying to get 'children of Albion' to sort of mean kids of the 60s, 70s and 80s. Fail?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# not at all good sir...
... we know what you mean... we are all still kids sometimes!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# parp
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# No sound effect - Not true!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# it was a quiet one
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# more a "fweeep"?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# more a "ffffffffffff"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# More of a Prrrrrt
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

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