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# blow up panda!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# O lordy
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I know

Isn't it sexy?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Now it looks even more like Robert Smith :D
Woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i've had her
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# everyone's had her
she a fucking SLUT
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# You are a slut of the highest order
I dread to contemplate what even arouses you
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# galvanised drums and seaweed
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Well my sun dial is at high noon!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# You are sick beyond the pale Matey
an example to us all :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# wow
just wow
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Sorry dude
I'm having hosting issues. It should be back online tomorrow.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Cum Fu Panda?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hahahah
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Air panda ring . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# What's her b3ta name?
I want to panda fawn.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# New Series, coming soon.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# is the b3ta hosting spacking for anyone else?
i can't see this mr blews! :(
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Nor I
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# seems to be working again
...just
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# huzzah!
*hooples*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Just as you said that . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# On and off for me
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# it seems wonkier than a wonky thing.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Fucking hell.
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# New Castles !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# nice inner bailey
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Spangage of the highest order :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# *suddenly begins to regret raiding the shed after losing the key to the Scrumpy Jack cupboard...*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ha
But what does it do?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i love the word 'tummy'
:D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# It is one of those words,
like noggin, that should be adopted by all medical professionals.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Mr Whoop.
But you have a late-stage malignant tumour, roughly the size of a watermelon, in your noggin.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i'm not so keep on 'noggin' as i am on 'bonce'
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# "Emmy-Jane here gives the best bonce this side of the Macon-Dixon line."
As my GP once told me.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I'm afraid the explosive round has given you an upset tummy
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I am afraid you have a cancerous growth on your winkie!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I want a second opinion
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# It's a pathetic winkie, too.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I'm hoping the cancerous growth will add a couple of inches
and maybe some interesting ridges/pus
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ah yes, the 'spitting klingon'
those rubber novelties are available from 'Mister Raj's Adult Emporium' off the balls pond road
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# fucking hell
look at the mindpiss on that!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# It must be true.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the toilet with the tissues, making the most of it while I can.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Awesome :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# there's no easy way to say this, mister porsche
i'm afraid you have cancer in your winky
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Fuck
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hahahaha
what fortuitous happenstance
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *seals Ron*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Mix it with cemant !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# glug glug ugh
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# That stuff really works !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Viper Tongue
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Well that was unexpected.
Woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# crikey
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# i am reminded of a zooming batman logo
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Dedelededelederrr
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Seems to have adopted some xenomorph DNA
we are buggered
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# It is a new breed of pit viper . . .
recently found in Thailand !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Is this from the discoveries in Greater Mekong I didn't read the full brief about?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Indeed it is !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# "I want to buy a deodorant"
"Ball or aerosol?"
"Neither; I want it for my armpits"

/NTNON (I think)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Great retail answer !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# see also:
the bloke at work that got this stuck in my head today :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# yes, the Swedish pharmacy..?
 
happened to be looking at some clips in youtube yesterday, looking for the full "Game For A Laugh" sketch. :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Spray On vs. Roll On
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ha, that took far too long
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# teef frog
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Awww I really love those little tree frogs
saw loads of them in Costa Rica
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ALSO:
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# AND
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Shuddup, you screaming cunts!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# these work very well
woo
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Ha!
yay
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Durrrrrrrriffffffffffit !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# AWwwwwwwww

Yours has a decent dentist.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# whooaa
those are some ugly gnashers
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# ahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Haha, I love those teeth.
I had to steal them from one of your pictures because my dude had inadequate gnashers.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# 2D?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Is that Freddie Mercury?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# No, it's Gary Mullen. Britain's top Freday Murcurey impersonator.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Gayshift ftw
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I miss b3ta.
I think I'll latch myself to the gayshift teat again for a bit soon.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Practicing.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha great scott!

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# WANT!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# great stuff
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I'm not licking that one.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# that reminds me of a joke
2 tortoises were talking to each other and one said to the other "you know when it rains, does your mouth fill up with water?", to which the other tortoise replies "no".


hmm... i think it works better with the actions
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I say...hello! :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# why hullo thar
woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# OH I SAY
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hell yes.
Stuff like this never gets old :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
#
CFB

cfb

i am reminded of this i made for you ages ago
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Haha shit
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I like teef

Click for bigger (298KB)

Fed a fucking tiger this afternoon, it snarled lots :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Whoa
That's impressive :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Fucking A!
How do fella?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Lumpar

Click for bigger (326KB)

A by-product of taking about five hundred pictures of their enclosure, without them in it, I think Mandy realized I was bored out of my mind

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Corrr
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Lovely
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# BETTER GET A LAWYER, SON
 

 
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# hahah
much better
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Is that Brandow's suit?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Marlon Brando(w)
Printmeister's Matrix thing has found it's way onto the internet tubes.

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4663181

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen it on Tumblr and on some other sites too
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Not a surprise really
it's the best of them imo.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW, WHY IS YOUR STOMACH FAT?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Because I am dead!
DEAD.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# rollerball?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
In other news, can anyone suggest a good, preferably free, program to me that will mean I can print a bunch of pics out in a comic book style format? I have 32 pages, and just want them 2 to a side, double sided printing.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Hmmm...I think you'll need a printer for that
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Well I figured that much ;)
I just don't understand vista.

Would you know where I would do these things?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I don't know about Vista
but I *think* you might want to make a PDF of them before printing

(?)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# This was what I thought,
but I don't have Adobe Writer.

See my predicament smartarse? ;)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# OpenOffice lets you save all kinds of stuff as a PDF for frrrreeeeee
with one click of a button

/edit: Sorry, I always seem to be smartarsing around you. Don't mean to really.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It is ok, you haven't hurt my feelings.

Mainly due the fact that you are foreign, and thus your opinion means nothing to me ;D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Pffft

You're the one being forrin here!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Windows Photo Printing Wizard
it's mega shit, but it actually does what you want
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# O Rly?
Is that on Vista as standard? Where would I find it?

.doesn't like change blog
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Possibly you select your images,
right-click and select Print.
You'll get the Vista version of the wizard.

edit: Not sure how much control you have over sizing though, and you'll have to work out the page numbers yourself.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I tried that,
but it seems to only open one of the files :S

Ho hum. I have found a PDF creator now, so I shall try that. Thank you all :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Woo !
Yay ! See - I knew he'd come in handy :o)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# gonna need a good one, t'getcha outta this one.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Snake Tie !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# He got 99 problems, but a lawyer ain't one.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# The old ones are the best
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I would...but not a lot
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Tell me you shopped the dress.
Oh fuck tell me that's fake.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# oh god no...
it looks genuine... either I flee from the garment maker or bow down to the photoshop lord.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# All aboard for moo moo land
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# *brings the beat back*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Nope
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# PHWOOOAAAAAUUUURRRRGGGHH
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ahaha
they always work well
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Looks like Eddie Izzard grew a beard and Stalin grew some tits.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Haha, yes.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# how about this one?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Bob from Twin Peaks with massive norks.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i remember the
first time i ever visited b3ta there was a daniels/mcgee faceswap on the fp and i laughed my knickers off. does anyone old enough know who did it perchance?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Manley did one that went (a bit) viral, iirc.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# hmm, says he ain't had any FPs tho :S
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Good lord
^
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Arf!
I like it, but not a lot ;_)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I probably shouldn't admit this...
... but that Paul McGee reminds me of a bald bird in a grumble vid I saw who got well & truly spoffed on atop her bald bonce... she was turned into a porn christmas pud... anyhoos me likey :o) *clunked*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Who got her sixpence?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Pre-decimal porn, eh?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Tommy Steele
well, half of it.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# ha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Sadly, now I look I know who you mean.
It was Nichola Holt from the first series of Big Brother.
She went into porn and she always sported the most ridculous grin
throughout whatever fate befalls her (usually getting bummed).
Don't Google her at work.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# *Googles*
Blimey, I hope that's not her big brother.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Making up is hard to do . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# DOWN DOOBIE DOO DOWN DOWN
COMMA COMMA DOWN DOOBIE DOO DOWN DOWN
COMMA COMMA DOWN DOOBIE DOO DOWN DOWN
BREAKIN' UP IS HAAARRRD TOOooOOO DOOO
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# You got it all !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# so which one's ant and which one's dec?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Dec is the one who looks like an ant.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# quick and dirty


I got kinda bored... couldn't be arsed to do a beard or decent speech bubble...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Quick & dirty
does it for me everytime... just like ya Ma :o)

*clicked*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# don't tell this lot you got bored and couldn't be arsed
there's always a danger the replies will be similarly apathetic.

edit/ see i told you
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# i wuz rly bored
so i cun't b arsd 2 reply proper
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# it begins...
you were right! oh no!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Bored nonsense
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# yay :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Yay!
Simple and cheerful. More of this.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# the best kind of nonsense
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# splendid
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Beachy Keen !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# that propellor is generating an impressive amount of lift
woo
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# yay!

was redexing for me for some time, but I can see its full glory now
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
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ãåé ïîðíî óêðàèíà ñekc æåíñêèå ñåêðåòû ñåêñà ôåòèø ìîäåëü äåâóøêà ëèæåò æîïó áûñòðûå ïîðíî ôîòî ìóðàò íàñûðîâ äåâñòâåííèöà ãîëàÿ ýììàíóýëü ïîðíî ñìîòðåòü âèäåîðîëèêè â ïîïêó òðàõ ôîòî ñåêñ skype ïîðíî ôîòî çðåëûõ ëåñáèÿíîê ïîñìîòðåòü äîìàøíåå ïîðíî ôîòî àêòåðîâ ãîëëèâóäà ôîòî ãàëåðåè ïîðíî ïîðíî èñòîðè ïðî ãååâ ïîðíî âèëüìû ôåòèø íîã ôîòî ãîëàÿ alley bagget ñåêñ âûïîðè ïîðíî ñåêñ ñî çâåçäàìè ñåêñ ìóëüòèêè çàêðûòûå ñåêñ êëóáû îìñê ñåêñ ÷àò ñåêñ òðóò êëèòîð ïîðíî âèäåî ðîëèêè áåñëàòíî îòêðîâåííûå çíàêîìñòâà áåëîðóñêèå ñàéòû çíàêîìñòâ îïòîâûå ôèðìû ñåêñ- øîï ã.ìîñêâà âûëèæèòå êèñêó ïîðíî tv ãîëàÿ sophie marceau ÷àñòíûå ôîòîãðàôèè áàáêè òðàõàþòñÿ ôîòî ïîðíî ãèìíàñòèêà ïîðíî ñ 14 ïðîñòèòóòêàìè ñêà÷àòü ïîðíî ôèëüì òðàíññåêñóàëû ñåêñ óñëóãè âîëãîãðàä ñåêñ êëóáû ã òîëüÿòòè ñâèíãåðû ñèãíàëèçàòîðû ñâèíãåðû ÷àñòíîå ïîðíî âèäåî íàëîæåííûì ïëàòåæîì äèàíà ìåðèíîâà ñåêñè ñêà÷àòü ïîðíî ïðîãðàìû ïîðíî âèäåî äëÿ ñìàðòôîíîâ zip áîíäàæ áäñì ôåòèø ìàëû ñåêñ àëåêñàíäðà ôëîðèíñêàÿ ñåêñ ford maveric 95 ôîòî íåáðèòûå êèñêè ïîðíî ñàéò ôîòî ðèòû ôàëòîÿíî ôóò ôåòèø çíàêîìñòâî ïîðíî ñîá÷àê æåñòêîå ïîðíî êàðëèêîâ õî÷ó ðåãóëÿðíûé ñåêñ ãîëûå ñåìåéíûå ôîòî ëåñáè àçèàòêè ôîòî ïîðíî ôîòî äåâ÷åíîê áåñïëàòíî ïîðíî ãàëåðåÿ ìîëîäûõ ïîäðîñòêîâ ÷àò jimm ïîðíî ôîòî ðîññèéñêèõ çâ¸çä ïîðíî íàòàëüè îðåéðî ðåàëüíîå ïîðíî ñêà÷àòü èãðîâûå êîñòþìû èíòèìà èæåâñê ñàéò áåñïëàòíûõ çíàêîìñòâ ïîðíî ôîòîàðõèâ
çðåëîå âèäåî ïîðíî ãðàôèêà ýðîòèêà àíàëüíûé ìóæ÷èíû áèáëèîòåêà êðóòîé ýðîòèêè äåòñêîå ýðîòè÷åñêîå âèäåî ïîðíî âèäåî îíëàéí ïðîñìîòð ïîðíî òðàíñû ðîëèêè ïîðíóõà æàíí ôðèñêè ïîðíî âèäåî ñòîöêîé www ïîðíî ðîëèêè âèäåî ñåêñ ïðèíóæäåíèå äîìàøíèé ïîðíî ìèíåò âèäåî ïîðíî âèäåîðîëèêè vbulletin ãðóáîå àíàëüíîå ïîðíî âèäåîðîëèêè ïîðíî ñåêñ áåñïëàòíî ñåêñ àíàë âèäåîðîëèêè ïî÷åìó àíàëüíî ïîðíîãðàôèÿ ñåêñ ýðîòèêà àíàëüíàÿ êèøêà ýðîòèêà phorum êîðîòêèå ñåêñ âèäåî âèäåî ðîëèêè ïîðíî ìîëîäåíüêèõ ðóññêàÿ êðóòàÿ ýðîòèêà ýðîòèêà íóäèçì ýðîòèêà ãåðìàôðîäèòû
ñìîòðåòü êóíèëèíãóñ ñåêñ íàñèëèå áåñïëàòíî ìèíåò ðóáëåé âçäóòèå æèâîòà áåðåìåí ïîðíî ôîòî ñûí ìàòü àðõèâ ïîðíî ôèëüìîâ êàâêàçöû ãåé ñåêðåòàðøà äåëàåò ìèíåò ïîðíî âèäåî øåðåí ñòîóí ãîëàÿ àéäàí øåíåð ãåè ñøà ôîòî ãîëûõ ìîëîäûõ ìîëîäûå ñàéòû çíàêîìñòâ ïðèìîðñêèé êðàé ñóïåð ñåêñè òþíèíã 3gp ïîðíî ñî ñìûñëîì ïîðí âèäåî äåâóøêà ëþáèò áîëüøèõ ñîáàê ôîòî ìîñêâà ìàãàçèíû ïîðíî ïîðíî âèäåî èçíàñèëîâàíèé äåâóøêà êèêáîêñèíã ïîðíî ôèëüì ôèñòèíã äðþ ïîðíî ëó÷øàÿ ñåêñ êàðòèíêè áåñïëàòíî ôîòî ãîëûé ëàçàðåâ ñêðèïò ñëóæáû çíàêîìñòâ äîìàøíåå ðóññêîå ïîðíî âèäåî áåñïëàòíîå ïðåäïðîñìîòð ïîðíî ôîòî ñåêñû beach ðåàëüíûå ñåìåéíûå ñåêñ sms sex ñêà÷àòü áåñïëàòíî ïîðíî ôèëüì êîòîðûå ìàëî âåñÿò ðàññêàçû î äèêîì ñåêñå ë¸ãêèå ôîòî ïîðíî îëÿ ïîðíî æàííà ôðèñêå
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vrotmnenogi
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# gesundheit?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahahahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Holy Christ.
You broke the internet.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
lolwhut?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# ris
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# that's you that is
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# thats as cute as can be
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I like the spam squid!
He seem happy and squidlike!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Oh, moddy?
(said in the manner of "Oh, Clifford" on the Listerine ads)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hahahah
that dragon was so debonair
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Ahh Tuesdays - You gotta love 'em
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Woo !
.... & you guys had the temerity to have a spazz attack at ME !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# yes this makes what you did
much less bad. in fairness whats about to happen will make toes curl (the gay shift is about to begin)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# ah mlya
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Not you again.
I've got all the Russian brides I can handle, thanks.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# wow
thanks mr spamrobot

i love you
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# You love him.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Old Mac Donald had a Spam.....ãàîîîââîîîõõ
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Seems I picked the wrong week to stop reading spam
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Well, that's my evening sorted.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Can't remember who it was
but last time this happened someone sang, "Old Macdonald Had A Spam, èíèíîáèëüíûéáîò".

AH FUCK YOU PROD I AM GETTING MINDPISSED TO DEATH TODAY
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# you love it
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# WOW PORN
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# had a spam today
something about sucking cocks, but the URL was to jackjohnsonmusic.com

curiously apt
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I don't like spam!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ...
'ford maveric 95' ??
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# new text meme anyone?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
#  
Well that clears that up then.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ëàòíûå ïîðíî ðîëèêè innit?
I like the subtextual message and underlying sentiment of this post. It would make a good comp.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# eye-map easy
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# how does he talk
with his mouth closed?!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# that's
a moustache
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
#
He'd just finished talking when the photo was taken.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# this idea amuses me
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# m in disguise . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# arf!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hooray!
isthe little chap Welsh?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# PS-
the second Gussie Fink-Nottle is a bit like Sid. Especially when he's eating steak and kidney pie with his face all screwed up.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Guess what we're watching now?
Gussie isn't in the episode though.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# The Mighty
Cicero.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# mebbe


was going to do 'I'm the sea, pee' but this will do.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# HeyguysdidyahearwhathappenedLOL1111111


/Stillson
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# *is happily confused*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
#
/Stillson for *President*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# QUAAAIIIIIDDD!!!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# shake shake shake.
 

 
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Shake you . . . Bushy !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I'm sure I've done something with that same source pic
but I cannot find it anymore
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Baby Auction . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# ah, a Dead Zone reference, woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Damn, and I was still hoping they'd make one more.
Photobucket
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# wat
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# *checks news*
that will just help his bumbling persona.
he'll be back
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# In the Line of Footwear.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahh
 
glorious.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking top work!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Superb!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# well done that man
*click
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Ah fuck yeah
this thing just keeps on giving.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha
I feel so lucky, I don't care that you think I'm a punk.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
Best yet!

*click*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# heheh
I like this one
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Haha fuck, this can't get any better now.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# top notch!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# hahahaha
fuckyes
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# The plot thickens !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# woof!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# hahahaa
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Best one yet.
Good film too.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this wins the entire internet, especially the shiny sex bits.

truly wonderful. This is what everyone must aspire to. *click*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# That is fucking incredible
woo to you sir, very woo :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha that's beautiful :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Genius!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Utterly
Perfect!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# that is fantastic, top, top work!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# very good
love it
click
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
wonderful!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# why is this not on the FP?
Wunderbar!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# This is the greatest thing,
why isn't it on the FP?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# there's no justice in the world.
FP
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# a tramp was selling them in the precinct
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# ear shoes
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# big ones
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# very verry big!!
woo to your shoes
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# milton jones's revels joke is great
but no longer works since they stopped doing peanut ones
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
#
I spent 3 days with Time Team digging up a snowman graveyard. Turns out it was a field of carrots.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
#
does exactly what it says on the tin - may cause vomiting
thor the viking god of sudden tempriture change
Viking god of cinema, odeon
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# You know
you really should shop that.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# jesus bloody christ
hahahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Pass me your killing knife, now.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# i appear to have mislaid it
ho hum
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# There's one in Birmingham
That sounds just like "BIG SHHHHHHOE!" Never fails to make me chuckle as I pass him by.

*I do buy the big-shoe now and then but only from the especially crazy/helpful ones.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Ah fuck
ah that's terrible :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Agreed.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# you both love it
you slaaaaaaaaaags
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Pah
you should be fucking ashamed
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# *vectors nudey lady by way of apology*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# haha
How's things?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# good
although this beard is getting on my wick
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Must be pretty long, then.
Or you have an outsize wick.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# You must have a very supple back

CURSE YOU DOGHORSE
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# *Buys*
*Throws at world leaders*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Easy to keep waxed !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# nice shoppage
I always keep one ear to the ground, this will make things much easier.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Er, yeah
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# i tried to post a picture of dixon of dock green
but they told me to piss off, edit/might be because it wasn't a video though, i never read the rules
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# who is 'they'?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# microsoft
they didn't actually say piss off, but they wouldn't post the image, i was banking on whoever vets these things before posting in down town microsoftland not knowing who george dixon was

spamavert.com/mail.php?alias=nma84v_lifewithoutwalls

also spamavert is a damn fine firefox add on
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# aha
i'm a mac, does that help?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ...

?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# FP it!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# been there, done that
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# It must be difficult being worse than Hitler.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Plod!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
christ!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# WATCH OUT IT'S A TRAP
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# haha
why has he got a shark sucking him off anyway?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# You know those yiffers

They tend to get a little out of control
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# you've got to sedate them
thats the trick
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# `twas
meant to be a spike, but since obviously no-ones internet connection or hard drive can cope with 1.5mb I had to resize it ALOT.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Try this for size!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# CONCENTRATE ALL SHOEPOWER ON THE COMMANDER
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
Our laces are coming untied!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# TO SHANGHI!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# That's ten less, at the least

I'm going to scream YOINK tomorrow at random intervals
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# To Bell Air!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# when all you need is a knif....
hang on thats not this song
....9 million red balloo... nope don't know this one sorry!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# 9 million bicycles hanging on the wall...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# take one down and theres far too many to count biscyleslues hangin on the wall :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# singing that all the way from 9 million
down to zero would probably be less boring than Katie Melua
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I can't say i've heard any of her songs...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I recommend you keep it that way.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ^what he said
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I had to look it up
 
Katie Melua, apparently
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# This is all i found
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# now you've made me get up and turn my sound on!
damn you! i was all comfy n everything :p
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# heh thats so ironic
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# to paraphrase mediocre... MONGY!

:D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Yoinkcycles . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# woof woof

evening, good peoples of b3taland
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# that's rather a bit tasty like innit
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# thankee muchly
actually tastes like the poo from my work canteen :|
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# CHUNDERS!

:D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# nings sir
how dos?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Not too shabby

yourself?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# busy
but good :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Tell me about it
I'm working at the moment

but I haven't done that much during the day
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Boo & haha
I am enjoying a few minutes of b3ta, coffee & jaffa cakes
then I crash before another day of pointless yet enjoyable toil
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# It's the white man's burden

;)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
#
burden overbite
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# *Clicks*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# :)
you fule
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Outstanding!
ver gut ja
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# this is disturbingly disturbing woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# wow
where does it come out?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# very clever
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Dog knows tunnel . . . great !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# haha
fantastic :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Oh my, that is rather good.
Here, have this click. :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# How did you see that?
*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Dogs snorting lines!
whatever next?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Top drawer
Thank you, needed a smile
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# this is amazing
I'm not sure where the tunnel begins and the dog bits begin
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# oh
that's just splendid! Woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# ooh!
very woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# This SWEET, I tell ya!
*CLEECK*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# outstanding
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)

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