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# Someone must have polished this turd before?
_
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Someone bukkake'd all over His Sheenness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# it's his own
only the best for Mr Sheen

Mr Sheen - spunks umpteen things clean
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I'm thinking it'll also be a swell christmas tree deocration

You know, like that powdered snow stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I'm sure there will be
plenty of powdered snow stuff at Charlie's this Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# oo, that'd be good
it'd be organic too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Cums with a fancy new Spray nozzle?
In Ssssceconds!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I say old boy...
spiffing set of gnashers.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Americans eh!? With their brushing twice a day, Pansies!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# He looks like a Johnnie cab driver
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Look here, bitch...
(teeth yeah, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Dats mutha fuckin gangsta right there baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# fo' shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# One Dogg and his dogs
jus' hus'lin' makin' paper got'sta get props, yuh 'erd!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Anyone else on a motorbike this winter?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You spelled 'Well done!' wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# and you have spelt Jeff wrong...

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I'll spell your Jeff wrong in a minute if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# god i hope this ends up in a wading pool of jelly.
should i knock off the scotch, it's starting to taste like spew on the way down...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Office LOL...
Yes i would lay of it for a few minutes..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I'm not!
Your confusing me with the guy who makes rainy images.
This is only me second rainer.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Oh Sorry... Mr A Letum...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Nope, not for a few years
Miss it? Do I fuck. My tits aren't freezing and sore from banging off the tank, my hips aren't aching and I'm not grazed to fuck after chucking myself across black ice. RESULT.

Nice gif though, very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ha ha ha.. Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# GSXR-1000 K7?
Very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Yamaha YZF600 (picked at random)
but I'm on a CBF600
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I too have a CBF600
A replacement after being removed from my CB600F.

I *was* an all weather rider until I was made redundant.

I'm not missing the wet and cold 108 miles-a-day.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Pfft
you ride a girl's bike.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I ride a girls bike like a man
How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I would ride like a man
if my balls where not frozen off
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# oooh I like that!
Yep, I'm biking the 18 miles to work each day on my trusty steed this winter.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# you get on your bike
and then get on a horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# exactly so.
And for the last fifty yards, I switch to a pogo-stick.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# it's like the Triathlon*




* not really like the triathlon
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I'm about to start taking lessons
probably in January though

nice anim btw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# That's positvely covered in woo!
But he's never going to outrun the moon, especially not stationary.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I was going to
add moving trees or lamp posts and spray behind
the bike and car and on the wheels and exhaust
smoke. But to get this far took over 6 hours so fuck it really.
And thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# it's fab!
I remember having my winter riding range limited by the size of my stomach: I had to stop at absolutely every Little Chef for egg, chips, & cup of tea, just to thaw out enough to carry on.

I had about a four Little-Chef range.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Lovely stuff
have a wet, moonlit woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Yes
And the roads are greasy skating rinks!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Yip...
www.b3ta.com/talk/5722985
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Spooky!
I'm actually about 5-10 miles away from there now...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# are you lubing up?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I'm not too far away either
:-S
(horrid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Where are you then?
I probably know you...!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# It's a spang Friday!
yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Could be,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# maps eh
Where am I?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# E
I'd like to live in E.

Hola. I'm on for ten minutes before going back to the grindstone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# don't look down
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# It's a cat, what's gone on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# bad things...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# FFS.
Fuck it. I don't care. If everyone's going to be all fucking vague then it can't be that important.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# freebs posted something twice
hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# CALL THE COPS
Wotcher :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Whe I moved to London the local buses were called 'The E Line'
which I found highly amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I hope you danced like a dickhead on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Noons captain
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Noons, petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Busy day?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# You bet your botty.
Speaking of which, bye bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# is this one of those ip address based dating adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Woo


EDIT: Also, is that a shadow of the Grim Reaper? (or teh Quo)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Neville the thises
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# haha!
although the pedant in me wants it to say, "You are there"...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
#


christ, I've never used it so much
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Schrödinger's Annoying American TV Lawyer

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I could think of some other heads
to seal in the boxes, but tis a good start
(angriestangel, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# gaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# haha! jeesus!
*takes his double spanging like a man cartoon ghost*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Can you fit SJP in there too?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# In the same box? I 'spect so, if we hammer their skulls in first.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *fetches hammer*
READY!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# arf
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# possibly the best spang ever
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Thank You
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# deal or no deal is a vaguely interesting game theory problem.
more von neuman than schrodinger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ^ Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# charming
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Is cock charming like snake charming?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# But Noel is a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ah
i thought you were pointing at me
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I would never point at you...


* Points
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# my!
that's not your finger!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I disagree Cocks are useful
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'll just put this here, doesnt qualify for comp does it?


(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# heh - nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# What you talk bout Willis?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# arf
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Yeeehaw bitches!


See also: Seal or no seal?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Wheel or no wheel
Veal or no veal
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# banker's LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I realise I`m probably going to get a spanging for putting Paris in here


But more scared i might be right with some choices for the mooted upcoming re-make
(angriestangel, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *spangs for putting Paris in there*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# *SPANG* accepted
brain running slow and first compo entry
(angriestangel, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Spangs Barbarossa for spanging angriestangel for puttng Paris in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Thankies
Ive never liked all the Paris -Bashing
(angriestangel, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I hope Stephen Hawking is doing the voice of Orac
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Yayyyy!!!!
That would actually rule
(angriestangel, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# How would you know?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I remember it from first time around
thats why I am dreading the remake... Plus Stephen Hawking rules
(angriestangel, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# No,
I mean how would you know it was actually Hawking, unless they put him in the perspex tank.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
They could have his head floating in the tank with tubes attached!!!!!!
RESULT!!!!
(angriestangel, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# it'd be in the credits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# But it could be
a cunning impression done by one of his students' computers, and he'd still get the cash. And that would probably break some BBC guideline or other.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# blakes 7 is the
worst best thing EVAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Ummmm what about???
Captain Zep super space detective? heres the theme with BBC-Micro super-cgi
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OklN58wo-a8
(angriestangel, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Don't worry Paris has been in everything anyway.
Oh wait. Sorry I'm getting things the wrong way round again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# C
*edit -whoops - I have been asleep


and completely forgot


My I take this opportunity to NOT delete this thread, but willingly accept all Flaming graciously

thankyou


I have been a fool
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ^ Did we not see that down there v ???

Ha ha ha... for those interested the original is here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Hang on, what are you doing?
EDIT: Hahahahahaha for Rushed Job Xmas kitten :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Have you just been norty, freebs?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# If I refresh will it change?
Are you freebasing? Enquiring minds want to know.

EDIT:



EDIT EDIT: *gasp* The horrors! Some nasty person not only cut off that poor kitty's ears and stuck them to a hat but he made it wear the hat afterwards!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# If I were Columbo, I'd stop and say "Oh, and just one more thing, sir, did'nt I just see this?"
then ten minutes later, I'd ask "Oh, and just one more thing, sir, did'nt I just see this?"

:D - edit1: I think this needs a thread-rescue
Kitten

edit2: Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# a rescue kitteh eh?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I belive the official line is fuck off and read the faq...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# wow
i thought i'd dreamt it
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# what is it with sturdy girl today?

edit/ oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# its sturdy friday apparently
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Oh.
Why does it always have to be some sort of day?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You nawtee man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# you could post something else
I'm sure you've got a funny picture somewhere

edit: ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# cunting fuck
i go away for a year and everything has gone to the dogs

hello all, happy christmas
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# YOU
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hi there

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Are you santa?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# yes
and no

but mostly yes
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Well I'm glad we cleared that up then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I hope you rubbed his nose in it
or he'll just do it again
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# naaa
cork and glue is all you need.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# YOU
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# o hai

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# here have this!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
It must be Christmas, you did an image:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# judging by the replies it seems to be the funniest bloodiest image i've ever done...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I still can't look at it without grinning:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# crikey
that's disturbingly life-like!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
ace pic

the thread is awesome now

it all looks a bit odd if you have just come on here - specially the "i've been a fool" bit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# whats going on here then?
I go away for a bit and the board goes weired
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# YEs
We've had trouble locating a fresh supply of dried frog pills.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# fried dog pills?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hello hello
what's going on here then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# there was an incident
and a small ruckus
but no-one was hurt
although there was some chafing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# don't look
it's not good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# christ
what did I miss whilst I was pissing about with Noel Edmonds?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# freebs has been a tit !!
again.

but we still love him
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I read that as "at it"
either way, it explains his little indiscretion ;D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# christ
he's not been lactating all over the board again, has he?
*fetches mop*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# you naughty man!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# R2Blarb
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# HA HA!
The droid-blinking makes this very special
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# he did serve drinks once, as far as I remember
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I have a question. Why does C3PO look different in Attack of the Clones from there? And also, who is R4?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
1. he had some work done
2. R2's mongy little brother
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Thank you.
And really? Why is he only a head that lives in the wing of Obi Wan Kenobis plane thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# R4 had a bad motivator
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# It's a full R-unit droid
they have a space where they fit in the wing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Oh I see.
Well isn't that both convenient and clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# They fix stuff that break on the ships during combat
also they make a very convenient target
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Wow!
This is all getting rather exciting isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Probably more convenient than clever
afterall why would you attach a droid to a fighter when it's already got an onboard computer system - but it's artistic license to allow for R2D2 to appear in the fight scenes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ^ That's pants that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# curse you.
that's the only show i've had even an inkling of an idea for.

nice one squire

nice site for aybs
www.jeddy.org/aybs/scans.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# DId you see my punka wallah animation?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# no.
and if was any good i don't want to either.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It amused me, but didn't get many responses :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hehehehe!
as it should be, there's a sid james of mine that appears quite often and always gets a far better response than mine ever did. but ho hum, always glad to be of service.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Greatness!
*Clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Ooo you are awful:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# \o/
Star Wars teims!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# arf
there's goodness here
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *glees*
I made it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# \o/
*awards medal*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
don't be a twitty
write something witty
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# HALLELUJAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hello julia?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hey Jude!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# dont make it bad
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I spy with my little eye something begining with N
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Nigel Havers?
Edit: Blimey! that wasn't very nice was it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ninjas?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# nudgerigar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Knob-socks

*with a silent "K"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# DON'T LET JESUS SPOIL YOUR CHRISTMAS - BUY A HAMMER TODAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Christmas comes but once a year.
Sexually frustrated? Read this.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# NEWLETTER: Creeping into your bedroom to empty its sack.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER: NOT AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# surely b3ta newsletter, now an improvement...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# POlice solve murder.
Piece of Nickell found in Christmas Pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# more christmassy
than fathering children with your own daughters in sheffield
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# CUNTS
THEY'RE ALL CUNTS
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# God hates gafs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# comin' at ya like a baghdad shoe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# :D
winnar!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# BURGER KING - The Fragrance... becasue you're un-fit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# more fun than a Korean parlimentary debate
www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2008/dec/18/south-korea-assembly-violence-protests?picture=340881188
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# With Free Shoe-icide bomber
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I LOVE MY ALPACA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# You want useless but fun? Give a gay a vagina.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Sticking trees up fairies' bums just for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# "I'VE SHAT OUT A TREE!" CLAIMS FAIRY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# unlike all the other crap you get this christmas, you can't send this back
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# More Figgy Pudding, Chunky?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Waiting for Santa to come and empty his sack..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# soon to celebrate the birth of santa..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# YOU CAN'T FUCKING EAT IT.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# All I want for Christmas is Shoe
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# shoe bungs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# arf.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# We Whizz Shoe a Merry Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# The Size 12's of Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Sole-nt Night?
/barrelscraper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Frosty the Cobbler?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Doctor Marten is Coming to Town?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Rudolph the Red Nosed Hush Puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Merry Christmas you bunch of utter cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# unlike woolworths, we will be here in the new year.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# exczema is coming the goose is getting itchy
v
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Only one week left to the boxing day sales
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Cheap joke about a "Christmas Number Two" anyone?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# The baffled king discovering The Brown Noise
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# bindun?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I think you have it round the wrong way.
EDIT: There ya go:P

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# damn
beat me to it :-D

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha
totaql mindpissage - brillioant and hilarious. wicked old b3ta..

/rambles on a bit blog
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Yes
This
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Haha!
The choice of music videos playing in the pub last night really got to you, didn't it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# happy friday all!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# oh dear.
im still hungry. what should i eat now?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# a pun kitten
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# i don't have one :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# skanky man parts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# toast
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# had some
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hot crossed pun?
(please kill me)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
#
kebab@kebabalicious:~$ kill Abunar
bash: kill: Abunar: arguments must be process or job IDs
kebab@kebabalicious:~$
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Oh you.. :)
and your...word..things...
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# You are The Very Hungry Caterpillar
AICMFP

eat biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# i has no biscuits :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Err... how about some rice?
Rice is filling :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Have a slice of medicrity
With a side serving of despair.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# yup.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Heh.
Deal or no Deal...?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :D
*wipes self off on Frank's Wolfgang Press t-shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Oh!
I would've gotten there eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# fuck sake!

(in a good way)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# DEAL!!!!!!!
Now!!!!!

And her sister at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# You know it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I've seen her in her pyjamas
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ^This^
Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] What's through the round window?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahahaha... what a cant!
And I spy Fred harris in the background!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# He did a programme called
Ragtime . . . it was fab!

EDIT: *spies Hamble the evil dolly* GRAAAGHH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I remember that
And Chock-a-Block
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# "chockabloke - checking in"!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# haha!
'kin hell!

ooh the guy second from the left - I remember him, but what the hell is his name? My memory's a bit broken.
EDIT: Fred Harris! Cheers, Mr Scaramanga.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
Everytime this is on Sky Mopvies I always turn it on just as it gets to the good bit... KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# haha, hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Knew Cant was playing away...
clunked !
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# For a moment the policeman's helmet looked like you'd shopped a pistol into Obama's hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Me three
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Me four
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# ditto

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Arf!
Great minds and all that :)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Not that I'm aware of
...and don't call me Shirley.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# yep

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Printmeister did it I think
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# yeah
soz rock... this is good though

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# also
someone's brought a baby into the office and he keeps looking at me...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I hate it when people bring babies into the office
I just can't produce the milk anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# get yourself back on the hormones
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# \o/
*has bump envy*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# it's a real 4 month old baby
... it keeps trying to grab my beard... I'm unnerved
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# they do that a lot.
just go with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ...your honour...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# You want to bring down a major corporation?
Take a baby into the office.
Thje whole place just collapses
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# :)
perhaps it's a trick from Glasgow University to keep us away from the RAE analysis
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# one of my boiled eggs was nice and runny. The other was hard, and impeneratable by toats soldier. :(
and i endorse this picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# well - better luck next time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# it's very annoying.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# did you put them in at the same time and things
how did it happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# left one of them in the hot water while I ate the first (runny) one
instead of putting it in cold water.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# schoolboy error
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# yeah yeah i know...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# you don't want to be moving on to poached eggs
you're not ready yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# actually i poached them in the glad wrap like rob reccomends
it was great.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# yeah
if you don't mind cancer or the faint taste of cling film...

deep pan, make a whirlpool, use very fresh eggs.

Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Yes - very fresh
...but take my advice - don't use eggs that are so fresh that they're still in the hen. In my experience, that makes for a very messy kitchen, marital discord, and the threat of prosecution from various animal welfare agencies...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# duly noted
*amends recipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# You brought this on yourself.
Fool!!!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# i've kinda been drinking. it's slowed down the thought processes.
i'll make you a cheese cake if you bop me though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I assume "bop" is convict slang for rudey nudeyness?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# you could consider it as a punch....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# how is it you don't get any
with moves like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# im past caring. when i think about it, a lot of the women i actually know
are really annoying...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Aaah, the classic beginner's mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ah for fucks sake, i would have managed it if i was sober and didn't sortof break the first egg by gripping it with tongs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Interweb atheists ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ramen
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i love ramen!
spicy beef ramen ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# That's nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Touched by His Noodliness.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# And in turn may we be touched my his noodlie appendages*.
*but not in a Hentai sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# heheh
nicely
In the course of my morning's work I have encountered a man called Joel.
Last name Noell. There really is no excuse for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha
we have a Joel in our office.

He has a ginger beard
There is no excuse for that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I have flecks of ginger in my beard. I really should get 'round to committing suicide some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# God made dinosaur bones to trick people into being heretics.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Damn his divine shinnannigans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# He move in mysterious whales

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# No, that was Jonah.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Swansea has always been a mystery to me
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# He's a player alright!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# He made be a god
But he's a demon at Cribbage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I thought creationists were going with dinosaurs all drowning in Noah's flood?
And simply ignoring carbon dating.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Dinosaurs
What are you, an idiot?
God was FUCKING with you! Giant flying lizards? You moron! That's one of God's easiest jokes

/hicks
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I saw I yam bucket's post above
and wondered how long before the Hicks quote appeared:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I disagree
I think there were plenty of round things more than 6000 years ago ;)

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha
You fell for my trap. I realised this was the case and I thought, no I'll leave it in and play spot the pedant!
So HA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled by a pedant trap! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Was Meg Ryan in that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha

very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] If US did UK tv -


We might have a series or two that were well written and a 'season' last longer then 8 episodes. The recent Spooks, how good were they?
(doktored, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# madness
i had never heard of that show until just now
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Suppose
It was a bit subtle.
(doktored, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# there is no scoreboard for your game
8730
(doktored, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# ooh congrats
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Yes, sometimes I think that UK series need more episodes


...but I didn't think it about Bonekickers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# of course
But some good writing can make any concept good innit? For christ sake who would of thought Battlestar Galactica would be so ace.

On the other hand, anyone catch the new Knight Rider?
(doktored, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Indeed, it truly was furious dross

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] woop its friday!
GOD HATES FAG ALT TEXT
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Yes.
All of this.

Though on the other hand, part of me wants to go over there and just laugh openly at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# ^This
Plus some alterations with pliers.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

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