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Ningles all...

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

hahaha

'ningles

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

I don't know who that is, but I don't like his face

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

james nesbit and he's hung like a rhino.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

His horn's made of hair?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

James Nesbitt

It's very disquieting, it has to be said. He's got the face of a murderous farrier from the 1800s.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

That's quite a specific look.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

Don't give me shit just because I'm a descriptive genius...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

As well as highly predudiced towards farriers from a specific year!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

Only the murderous ones,

From a specific century.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

That's not what you said 1800's is a ten year period!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

you must be gay than!

ningles sir :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

Nings!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

He's the one I always mistake for the one in that other thing

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

Give us a clue.

The other thing, what was it like?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

Um, hang on.

4 weddings & a funeral

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

Simon Callow?

Hugh Grant?

Andi MacDowell? He's not that bloody book-faced.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

No, Scottish fella

*googles*
John Hannah

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

Oh, him in that film with my beloved

Mr GeorgeGeorgeGeorge O. T. Jungle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

I fancied the deaf bloke in that.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

Ohhhhhh I've forgotten him.

Hmm. I shall try and recall.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

Oh, old funeral poem reader chops

Talking of kilts, I watched Live at the Apollo with Dara o:Biaaiaian and Frankie Boyle - Frankie recounted a wedding where the groom in a kilt sat on the bride's lap for a photo and left a skidmark on her wedding dress.

I laughed. The only time, actually - which is odd, as I like Frankie usually. I just thought he was trying to hard and playing up to his "outrageous persona" too much

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

He was being closer to his live persona

which is, in my mind anyway, unfortunately just on the wrong side of the 'being a bit of a cunt' line.

Dara was fucking hilarious though, bless him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

he was, I agree - I like Dara.

I plan on buying the Michael McIntyre DVD early next year :)

I actually wrote "Michael McDonald" then, before thinking "hmm, that doesn't sound right". Not sure who Michael McDonald is, but google says this is him:

blogs.phillyburbs.com/news/bct/wp-content/blogs.dir/3/files/2008/07/wk_of_07.13/michael_mcdonald.jpg

edit: Oh of course.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

Yamo be there *dances* hah-heyoh

I love Michael Macdonald's music and I don't care.

Michael McIntyre is brill, I love him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

I'm getting his dvd for xmas

on your say-so. It'd better be good, OR ELSE! :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

It is, it is!

I really hope you like it. If not, you are more than allowed to smack me over the head at a meet.

Remind me why you're doing it though, don't just do it. That'd be unwise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

He was utter shite in that!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

pffffft.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

roffles

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

Hahaha

'ningles Ninj and all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

ningles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Hahahaha...

Love it! :D

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)

Hap'ny Cribsmast!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

That's a pea.

I know this as I'm looking at that on your calendar on the wall:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

Top spottage!

Though there are some fun alterations. Hurrah!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

Yes

It appears I have a wife I didn't know about. I shall called Vegas Wife.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

I also applied rougue to Santa's arse

before I altered the picture. Why security would want to throw me out of the grotto for such a public service is beyond me.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

*claps wildly*

Electric toothbrushes are useless for any other purpose.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

i just tried gin for the very first time about 10 minutes ago

and im not about half way through a martini.

i can understand getting out of one's mellon on cheap gin...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

Told ya you couldn't be cultured

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

i used "one's" instead of ya.

fuck you i am cultured.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

I disliked gin,

but then started *really* liking it about three months ago. Now I need a bottle just to get to sleep.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

hahahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

HAve you tried using a bed instead?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

I like gin

but I can't drink to much as it makes me mental.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

I shall refrain from replying with an obvious and unfunny reply

due to your studly ways.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

I drank 90% Absinth on Saturday

that can ruin your life pretty much instantly

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

Did you filter it through sugar?

Do you still have teeth?

These are answers I must know.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

I was going to do the sugarcube/flamy thing

But I had no sugarcubes or flames

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

im not going to try german spirits in a hurry.

bought a mate some blue shit (some sort of schnapps) for his birthday, he didn't like it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

G+T+lemon wedge+lime wedge+looooads of ice is the nicest summer afternoon drink in the world :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

arg

he mixed his gin and brandy

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

You haven't seen my living room.

Santa smashing fuck out of it could feasibly come under the bracket of 'tidying'.

Good show, though.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

Ace.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

Hello!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

Hello!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

Hello!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

Nicely done!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

Haha yay

go SANTA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

Spoonman, come together with your hands.

We're off to Button Moon, we'll follow Mr. Spoon, Button Moon, Button Moon AND THEN LATER...We've been to Button Moon, we've followed Mr. Spoon, Button Moon, Button Moon. We've been to Button Moon, Button Moon x 4 (be back soon) Button Moon.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)

haha! :)

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prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

Hell yeah!

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Joliet, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

wonderfully done! :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

Awsome!!!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

Steal the rhythm while you can

woo!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

Hahaha

Awesome!

Good 'nings b3tans!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

Yays!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

Ha ha ha, fucking hell.

Far too subtle for this early in the morning.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

smug space travelling bastard

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

woah took me ages

was zooming in too much to see

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)

Fucking excellent.

the bean can detail is a stroke of buttony genius

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

oh good lord, that is so FULL OF WIN, WOO AND YAY!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

How did I miss this?!

FIVE HUNDRED CLICKS!!!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

Holly hell...

That's my favourite thing to go on the front page, ever.

Inspired work.

(MrKipling43, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)

Welcome to the end of the internet!

There's nothing better than this!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)

awe

hats off.

(Raol Duke, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)

:)))))))))

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)

glad to see this got front page

fucking brilliant

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

Save me, I'm together with you plan.

Awesome!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)

wonderful wonderful wonderful!!!

*clicks fucking hard*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

I...

I'm... sorry.

I just don't get it and I feel inferior.

Everybody else is raving at it's wonderous wooness and I don't get the joke.

I feel poo. Somebody please explain to this bear of little brain.

(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)

you have seen both 2001: A Space Odyssey

and

Button Moon

then

you will see that the OP has combined imagery from both.

(baz, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)

and there's a kind of Soundgarden reference for good measure.

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)

ning aling a ding dong

merrily on high bite the boys to make them cry.

edit : its supposed to be a reindeer
edit 2 : HAPPY B3TADAY, VALIN!!! (sorry i knocked your cookie monster cake shouting egg off the bottom.)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)

shuddering shit buckets!

that is actually really creepy :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)

I stopped trying to thinly disguise them

as attractive ladies now.

they are monsters!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)

I call horse nork Monday.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)

Phoar!

I'd ride her sleigh tonight!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)

I bet she give you the, err, antler....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

she is quite the umm dasher

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)

Cor, I bet she'd suck your cock right down to your pubes and grind her chin against your nutsack

am I doing this right?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)

I see nothing wrong here

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)

splendid

*takes chewing gum out of mouth and sticks it to bedside table*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

i agree.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

Oh hi there, Captain Hetero....

*hug* morning. If I offend anyone today I don't mean to, I'm not sure what's going on but everything I say today seems to make people get angry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

oh ffs.

*storms out*

;o) *hug*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)

:-(

*cuddle*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

I ate goose on Saturday and it was nommy

What about you?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

Saturday I ate nada, I was gigging

Sunday I ate EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD:

Bacon and sausage sandwich
Bit of salmon
Peanut Puffs (amazing)
Rhubarb & Custards
Pringles
Chilli
Rice
Noodles
Jelly

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

NOM!!

Erdnussflips? They smell of beerfarts

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

If I had them back in the Muttiland, I was unaware.

Nomnomnom, says I. Very nice. Tonight, for dins, I have some Polish noodle tomato soup thing. I bought it because the picture of it on the packet makes it look like the innards of about ten mice in a bowl. MMMMMMMM Polish food.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)

mmmmmmm

Be careful though, I think the polish word for "mouseguts" is "tomato"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

There were some crackers, also

in Tesco, that promised 'LEGENDARY SMAK!'

Well, Legendarny, I think it was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

hmm Smak is flavour

Leg and darning thread crackers mmm

I brought some Christmas ~~lists~~ lights to hang in my window at work but the plug is too far away/the cable is too short. So they are in a bag on my desk, looking pitiful. :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

Oh I know the Smak thing

I had to explain it to the wife.

:-( poor you and your ~~lists~~ lights.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

Oh jesus

My fingers have a mind of their own

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

It's why I love you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

Are you having your woman's period?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)

No, although someone should tell my tummy that

as I've got all of the pain, and nothing to show for it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

Are you up t' stick?

Or have you eaten too many sweeties?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

Nah, and it's the wrong place for that

I'm having pre-period-pains. THEY DON'T FUCKING WARN YOU ABOUT THESE.

Ouch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

I just did a very roadie thing I think you'll appreciate.

I made boiled heggles and had no hegglecup so I made one from gaffa tape:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

Wow, that's pretty impressive.

Know what else works? A 500mm socket.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

Or blutac

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

Oooooooh, very good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

Tin foil works nicely too:)

and eggcups

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

that's one fucking big egg.

what is it? a dinosaur? or mork?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

slice the top off

a schwepps tonic bottole and invert it and glue it to the base that you cut off.

i will make a diagram brb edit :

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

rargh

*stomps off into the ether*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

NO.

Come back.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

oh alright then

*comes back with novelty Christmas flavoured coffee*

I hate Starbucks so much :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

Christmas flavoured coffee?

Explain this madness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

Infused with the genuine christmas flavours of manger, myrrh and shepherd's socks.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)

1) take 1 cup of average starbuck's coffee

2) add syrup to it which makes it take of an appropriate Christmas type flavour such as Dark Cherry or Wrapping Paper or Cluedo or Eggnog
3) sell it to me on the advice of my little sister who is clearly easily mislead and also a slave to novelty.
4) get charged a lot of money for it and also feel like a twat when you have to ask for a grande which means small
5) don't be surprised when shit coffee + pointless novelty flavour is not good

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

I thought "Tall" was small

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

possibly

I found the whole experience a trifle disheartening but my little sister was walking into town with me while I went to work and she assured me that it would be good and that it would make me feel Christmassy even though I was going to work...

I feel cheated.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

The only thing I ever drink in Starbucks is tea

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

They usually get a raised eyebrow from me

and an 'big 4 shot Americano please. Well as big as you do, then. No, we're in England, the word is '.....BIG''

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

I'm very lucky

there's a great independent coffee shop just over the road from me and they make incredible coffee and use illy beans and all the staff and lovely and they play good music...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

What does Christmas taste like?

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Joliet, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

sour and bitter

well for me...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

pine sap and dried fruit

and cinnnamon

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

While Santa watches.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

It's my first day

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

Phwoar!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)

I couldn't afford to employ her services . . .

she was too deer . . .
G'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

Well you didn't have the doe anyway:D

'ningles teh hat.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

aah, you didn't have enough doe...

EDIT: Oh FFS, mindpissed. :(

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

Well, she's a bit of a moose anyway

edit/ just as well I eschewed the doe pun there!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

credit crunch means you have to

reign in on your expenditure?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

oh how i wish for decent christmas like this

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

Hahaha! What a fox!

And by fox, I of course mean reindeer :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

'ning b3ta!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:54, archived)

so THAT'S what a real woman looks like

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)

how rude of me

woo

also -- are those white lines around her tits supposed to be there?

also - didn't she used to be attractive?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)

giz stains

and not really.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)

sorry I ff-ed up with the white lines...

but she's horrible cut up and her lips...*shivers* she'll probably try to make a comeback when she's 45 (but looks like 60)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)

it was bad of me to draw attention to it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)

Dude, she's as old as your maths teacher used to be

Maybe she used to be attractive, but nobody lasts.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)

I suppose

... although I was counting on getting better looking as I got older...

you're right about my maths teacher... my French teacher was HOT though... which is possibly why I can add but not speak French...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)

maths teachers are attractive? FUCK YEAH!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)

Mine wasn't

She cried when I pointed out how useless her profession was.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)

but maths teachers are important

you will see... when all the calculators stop working.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)

it's a shame maths in high school isn't taught to reflect it's relevance.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

Each class would start with

"unless you want to code, you won't need anything beyond basic arithmetic".

then "even if you want to code, you probably only need basic arithmetic. The rest of this shite is only so I can justify my job".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

The funny part is that I contradict my engineer friends on their poor maths all the time

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

She looked pretty good at Hugh Heffners birthday

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magnum, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)

Were you there?

Are you Hugh?
'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)

chillin'

like a big ol' peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemp

hello David

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)

*wayves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

Pamela Anderson

was never all that attractive. FACT.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)

cor

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)

Why am I hearing the Smash music?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:59, archived)

still would :D

also on the BBC site, anyone find the guy in the background has been conveniently had his brightness decreased?
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45316000/jpg/_45316736_victoria.jpg

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)

But not the ears.

How strange.

EDIT: I see what happened. The guy's ears are actually balckholes and are sucking all the light in.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)

Can't be seen to out shine the Beckhams

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)

Or maybe the it's to detract from the fact that Posh is slowly turning into a man.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)

o god let it be this^

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)

Well she is.

Imagine what she's look like now without the implants!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)

like a old man trying to act as a little boy

to lure kids into his sex cellar

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)

That's you that it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)

they teach you that in bodyguard school

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)

if a bodyguard gets cornered they can

shed their tail and they can grow another one.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)

pffft haha

photoshop it!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)

No but they can lick their eyes.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)

heheheh!

'ningles to ya all!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)

'lo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)

ning nang nong

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)

Been making some more stuff this weekend

(brainwrong, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:51, archived)

Yays to gubashing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:52, archived)

hahahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)

That's no lady, that's my wife, etc

edit: you might want to optimise your stuff a bit - you've got just over half a meg's worth up there

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)

hahah, i like top one

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)

haha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)

Low on hummus? get thee to the news page.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)

That's you that is.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:38, archived)

See your bike? It's a girls bike.

Its. For. Girls.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)

You know those old men that like small children?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)

I am familiar with the gentlemen you describe.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)

Oh your are are you?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)

You're the best b3ta person ever

I don't know how this board could ever be funny without you.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)

pfft

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:51, archived)

maybe b3ta's legs had just grow?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)

haha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)

Oh come on, there are MUCH funnier people here

What about the ones that bitch and whine about people they've never met?
That's fucking HILARIOUS!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)

I think gronk is just making fun of riverghost's spelling errors

not calling him unfunny

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

pfft

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

Again

Dyslexia - hysterical. No really, my sides are splitting.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

ahahah this made me laugh outloud i dont know why

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d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:39, archived)

Because you can relate :\

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)

fffffffffffffffsaskkkkkkkkkkkkkjio

i sleep now bye

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d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)

see yaz

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)

hello everyone...this evening i plan on consuming a dry martini.

this of course will make me cultured.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:52, archived)

Silly kebab

You're Australian. Yogurt has more culture!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)

if dry martinis can make a hairy slobbering scotsman and a dog cool

think of the effect on me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)

Extreme inebriation after one I imagine:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)

im not sharing WIF YOUR MUM!!!

lolroflwatanobsjokeetc

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)

I'm really sorry

I only speak English.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)

I beg to differ

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)

que?

maybe your legs had just grow?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)

Okaaaaay

You've obviously had that martini.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)

have it dirty

it's nicer like that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's almost beneath me to rip out two your mum jokes in an evening.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)

irrespective of this

what I said is the truth...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)

Dirty martinis are indeed fantastic.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)

This is true

Dirty Martinis and Dirty Movie parties are the best

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)

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connor, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)

i like everything you make and this

if you made a comic book i would be like woah dude forever

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d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:38, archived)

cheers big ears

same goes big nose

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connor, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:45, archived)

*glees*

That's like Midnight Fields but in reverse:)

EDIT: Or is he groping?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:38, archived)

dude what happened to your website :(

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)

it had to be put down

biro.tumblr.com/

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connor, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:48, archived)

At first I saw the top centimetre of this and knew it was yours

Do I win a prize?
I hope that man is putting back the sun where it belongs... he may need a bigger step ladder though.
Woo

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)

that would be mildy amusing* web game

guess the b3tan by a small bit of picture.

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connor, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:52, archived)

*touch touch*

ello luvvie

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:46, archived)

'Ning All!

Another masterpiece from using Paint and GIMP

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:31, archived)

That's some nice use of the tools you have.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)

Thank you sir.

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)

ddsdjfhaksjfhaklsdfjksndckjsd nvfsnk

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d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)

that's easy for you to say

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:33, archived)

jesus christ died for your sins!

will you accept him as savior?

(say yes)

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d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)

yays

INTERNETZ!!!

I have a hard choice to make! Bacon sarnie or boiled heggles and soldiers?

What should have?

Oh and ningles.

EDIT: Yays I was leaning towards heggles anyway. I shall have to craft hegglecups out of tin foil.

EDIT

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)

bacon is bad for you

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d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)

I would like to live forever, but:

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)

You forgot the third option

SHUT UP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:45, archived)

ARSE!

Hook, line and sinker!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

That's gorgeous, pet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:00, archived)

I like her smile.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)

and her

hitler 'tache

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)

She was the kinda woman that would trim your toenails at five o clock in the morning.

She was honest, loyal, sincere, dedicated, understanding,

She was everything a man could ever want a woman to be. She was everything and she was my woman.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)

JUST DON'T BREAK YOUR POO POO LA LA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:22, archived)

But you had to abort her in the womb

you had to make that "choice".

You thought it was about Jesus, but it was really about who was going to keep the other side of the bed warm, who was going to give me son to raise, who was going to drive the minivan and get the yellow ring off the collars of my shirts, who was going to knit for me, who was going to make me feel wanted and loved.

But now she's just a dismembered child in a black trash bag in the dumpster behind Planned Parenthood.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:25, archived)

I have a half-written screenplay called "unborn jesus foetus" (working title)

that follows a similar premise.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)

You need to finish that shit

you can use my speech. My speech is really good.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)

The actual story is finished, I just need to do the dialogue

I originally planned on it being a musical, but it wound up getting a bit too pretentious.

I think that's why I gave up the time before last.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)

It's about someone aborting the second coming?

Or do you not want to give any ideas away for free?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)

I already gave that one away

so yes.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)

you should do a musical from the perspective of the feotus

the room would be dark and all the sounds would be muffled.

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connor, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:04, archived)

Minus the muffling this was the original idea.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:05, archived)

sounds terrible

back to the drawing board i think

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connor, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)

Your speech wouldn't really fit the idea.

Unless you want to write some dialogue. If so, gaz me. Just remember that this is my opus and I'm a bitch to work with.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)

I have enough unfinished script headaches as it is

I may change my mind though

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:38, archived)

I think it's for the best

I should really get back on to it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:42, archived)

AAHHHH

GhosT!!! kill it

edit : ning disco

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:25, archived)

hello ladymiss

'ning b3ta, what's up, I just had a sausage and tomato sandwich, it was good, soon I shall go to the bank and give them money, this is bad.

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:38, archived)

does she need to go toilet

find ings

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connor, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:02, archived)

Man, that "kids gaffer-taped to the wall" thing freaks me the fuck out

I can't help but feel like there's some dodgy fetish site out there.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:06, archived)

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d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 5:43, archived)

nice arse.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 6:14, archived)

Total arse, actually.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:08, archived)

I'm not that bad!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:17, archived)

Yays!

*waits anxiously for "Howard's End"* :S

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 6:26, archived)

*spore release*

I feel all woozy now after making this one, probably all those damn eyes.
Time to go nitenites methinks :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)

Another beauty :)

G'night.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 4:08, archived)

g'nite!

until the morrow...

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 4:14, archived)

Bindun?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:51, archived)

pfffft, needs more benny hillifier.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)

Benny Hilfiger?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 5:41, archived)

I like the Pope, the Pope drinks Bovril

Click for bigger (137KB)

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)

Does anyone have some phosphor?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:16, archived)

▌▌ ραυรє ■ รтσρ ►ρlαy

what's this p3d4nt board?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)

eh?

▌▌ ραυรє ■ รтσρ ►ρlαy

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)

hello

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)

A MAN'S NOT DRESSED WITHOUT A NICE SHIRT ON

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)

MY CUMMERBUND IS AFLAME

GOD HELP ME

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:39, archived)

IT'S A HERNIA BELT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:43, archived)

IMPORTED FROM EXOTIC HERNIA

IT'S A SUNNY SOUTH SEA ISLAND

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:44, archived)

yoinkssss

●๋•|мựรic Rσckร|●๋•:

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:48, archived)

YES BUT IT'S MY PHOSPHOR!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)

That'd be a good name for a pub.

"I'm just off down The Pope and Bovril for a swift half."

(tomsk, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)

Ugly Cat Dog Rodent Hybrids are for life not just for Christmas

Click for bigger (33KB)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:06, archived)

Best of show in all catdogrodentegories !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)

happy b3taday

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)

yay! *strokes animalthing*

oh.. please can I have my fingers back?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)

its a mutant mogwai

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d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)

Slapstick ain't dead

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)

One of history's greatest.

Also, apropos of nothing, IT IS FUCKING FREEZING
MY FEET ARE COLDER THAN MY BEER OH SHIT

Happy Solstice Day, everyone!

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Shiksa, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)

YEAH, I'D SAY THAT'S COLD

also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DkQvez3Ip8
this isn't from the Paradise DVD, it's an earlier gig

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:08, archived)

Marmite v Bovril

Let battle commence...

I couldn't find the marmite shooting image related to this but should anyone find the bugger please post it in this thread, then it's a two frame anim.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)

"i want

"more quotation
"marks!"

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:16, archived)

Try this one to satisfy your needs

i.pbase.com/o4/85/568685/1/53205528.Bovril.jpg

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)

Forbiden

Is it hot cambodian tranny clown upside down assfuck?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)

copy and paste the URL if you really MUST see it.

(no, it's not porn)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:05, archived)

But

is it cambodian?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)

Dunno

looks more Victorian to me

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:53, archived)

this is for the Valin on occasion of valin b3taday

-6

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OneOfSome, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)

now I want cake.

HAPPY B3TADAY, VALIN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)

How about some beefcake . . . thanx Rap !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:07, archived)

HOW ABOUT THAT!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:08, archived)

Some funky hot Medina for ya . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)

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Mod Edit, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:13, archived)

Yummmn . . . I love green things too !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:16, archived)

Checked in just in time to thank you for the cake !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)

saucysourceysauce?

EDIT: feckin w00t as per usual

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Just Flange, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)

I probably found the source pic on Flickr ages ago.

I'm going through old image folders and I found the photo there. I should really keep a record of who source pics belong to but life's too short and I always use Creative Commons photos anyway so I tend not to worry about it too much.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)

..on a cracked copy of illustrator?

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)

Noooooo

Don't use Illustrator much, 95% of my stuff is done in Photoshop. And I'm lucky enough to get the apps legitimately. This was the second or third pic I've done in the new version of PS.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)

"Well it's pretty obviious you don't want me around any more."

edit- That was supposed to be in quotes

Your lovely pic looks like Mrs. Robinson in the Graduate. Do I have to explain EVERYTHING!

:)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)

Well here's to you

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)

I love your work.

I meant no disrespect. It's hard to be inspired by something and not reply. But there I was watching Mrs. Robinson's leg just as your post came along. It was too perfect. Of course you didn't know that.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)

was it this leg?

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:16, archived)

I FIND PALSY TO BE QUITE THE COME-ON

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)

That's not palsy.

There's a yo-yo down there.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)

YES!

Wag the leg.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)

Haha, I meant, "Well here's to you Mrs. Robinson"

It's a quote from the Simon and Garfunkel song 'Mrs. Robinson' featured in the movie.
I wasn't offended, silly :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:37, archived)

He stole the bride!

Now I know what you meant.

I shall never underestimate the mighty mofaha. You don't miss a blink of an eye.

I love the part where he fends off the church crowd with a cross.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:43, archived)

I think my favourite part

is where he's underwater in the swimming pool at the party.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:46, archived)

I love it when he breaks in to the Robinson house.

And Mrs. Robinson is all composed while she's calling the cops. "Let me ask if he's armed. Are you armed? I didn't think so. I guess you won't have time for that drink."

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)

woo!

I have found a friend for her :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)

Awwww

what a cheerful fellow. A little heavy on the Brylcreem though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)

he may possibly have some fake watches for sale.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)

Pure gold

colour.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)

WOULD YOU EAT ME, MOFAHA?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)

That depends...

are you a vegetable?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)

ASHALLY WATE I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)

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