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# when bandwagons collide
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I love that - havea great big WOO!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Mountains of win!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Well done!
that's very good.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Needs more 50ft woman
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# And brian peppers driving the bus
God, Peppers. WORST BANDWAGON EVER.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Worse than Brandow?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# no, it's Noddy Holder's Toothbrush holder
Brandow is EVil - pure Evil
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Worse than limes? 50ft woman? LOLbus?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# people didn't like the limes? =D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# No. It was fecking stupid.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Yes

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# this makes me smile...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# But that's the whole point of a
wandbagon.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Well it's a close race between Peppers, Limes and that bad trip crack bloke whatever he's called.
I remember the good ol' days of Chump, Furtive, NoHands, The Fear, Quo etc.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# doherty?
or goatse ('bad trip crack bloke')?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Edmonds
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# what about the psychedelic warlord waggon
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# that's still running,
more's the pity.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Peppers drove me away from b3ta, it was so relentless
I remember well over a week of nothing but peppers, it was TERRIBLE.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I find most of that to be very uninspiring
sometimes a bandwagon can kill the board and seldom are they truly funny - it's times like that I try to break away from the monotony either by posting something different or just not bothering with b3ta for a while. At the moment my hummus is very low -s till looking for something that gets me giggling like a loon.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# me too...
I've lost my hummus mojo a bit at the moment.

*sigh*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I try, but I never quite get it


I just don't got the hummus
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# That last bit's
woman. Can't read the rest!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hummus is such a fickle beast
I can work for ages on an animation or image that I think will get a good buzz from the board and then ppl are like "yeah that's ok - but look a lime! hahaha how funny is that!!!!" and I wonder wtf is going on here. Best not to think to hard about stuff when it happens it happens - but it can be a long time between the hummus.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# just do it to amuse yerself innit
I can't really do funny

I can however do odd :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# odd is just
as good!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# It is a fickle mistress...
I think you have to take a few knockbacks and wtf's and stuff, waiting for the elusive muse to return...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I don't think i was around for half of these bandwagons
the only one i like is the fast food dogs
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I really miss the adventures of CrackCol and Zammo :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ah, don't worry man
I'm sure he's out there

on the internet

trolling some board with an invalid trapped in a ditch while zammo watches on proudly

*wipes away little tear*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# "There is no band wagon, so don't worry and post something original"
hahahaha, that is awesome stuff :D

(edit: the comment in the subj isn't aimed at your post, just a generic bandwagony thing....)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :) needs more 50ft woman
and i want to believe
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Bandwagon overload :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# this horse is an alien
=D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# lol
there'll be another along soon though:)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
splendid
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# helicopter-cock
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hooray!
Tom O'Bedlam to save the board!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Yikes!
I hate it when that happens - and I bet he really needs a piss as well...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Haahahahahah! that's awesome :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Hope yez don't mind this, not worth it's own & STILL working on animal "chops". Thx.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# walrus chops are very
nice shallow fried in a little butter and oil.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# No doubt the dullest thing likely to be posted today
So sorry about that

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Chervons!
that's pretty cool actually I like this.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# confused riverghost is confused.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Nice typography though.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# futura ftw!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Avenir
Only losers use Futura
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *looks at lowercase ts*
oh yeah
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Top font, that man.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# yeh but needs a
space after kilimanjaro for consistency :P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# DAMN YOU!!!!
;)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Is this to like, scale?
I like this.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# It sure is
I started with Ben Nevis and Mt Everest and was pretty amazed. The others are filler to be honest
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ooooh, I quite like that!
top work, sir!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Why're you lernin me stuff?
I don't want no one lerning me stuff unless I tells em.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I think this is rather top, sir
No pun intended...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Ooh thank you all
I'm glad you all like it. Planets next if I get round to it
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Oceans
do oceans :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I have an 'ocean' in progress currently...
*waits*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
round to it - planets are round, mostly....

good work on the mountains - I like technical looking things like that

:)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hell yeah, if you could do that with moons listed too (hehe, probably asking for a lot there :D), I'd love that as wallpaper!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I found this once. This is nice for size comparisons. (277 KB)
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# That's brilliant
feel somewhat insignificant though with those things
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I remember seeing that as a video on some site.... Utterly awesome!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# fucking mental
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Would like to add the sun too
But buggers it up being 100 times the size of earth and might be slightly over 50k

Damn that giver of life
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Very nice, but...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
that's epic
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# * dog whistles*
tell'em!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# haha...
Mars wins the solar system for mountains.
Bugger to get to, though, especially in rush hour:

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You really would need some stout walking boots for that fucker
.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# The Olympus Mons
was the biggest camera ever sold commercially.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Ho ho.
I get this, being a camera geek.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Sorry ;)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Actually my mum's dead.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# *awaits version showing it 6ft under ben nevis*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Mine too.
But at least I know now why it always rains in your pictures *hug*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# My mum isn't actually dead.
Do you now feel betrayed, used, and slightly dirty?

*leers*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# well, here's hoping...
;-)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# *sobs*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Phwoar!
*unzips*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I rate this highly
...somewhere between fuji and kilamajaro. Nicely made.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ben's Nevis!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Dullest thing on the board?
No way! it's great. I clicked it. Simple, effective and interesting, and not a single text-on-a-bus in sight. Also makes me think of 7 Nation Army by the White Stripes, so it's a double win.

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# this is good
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Inappropriate ad
Given the fires engulfing Australia, I couldn't help but feel that sending this ad weedling its way into my inbox was either poor timing or poor taste.



Click for bigger (444 kb)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# What's all this now?
Fail hour?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# At least he lives up to his nick:P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# £69.99 buys a fire extinguisher for a family for a whole year.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# if only it were possible. I like that.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# it's not just possible, it's the future yo
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# bloody hell what a rip off.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# What part of the FAQ did you not understand?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# quite an appropriate username, you have there
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# What's that Skip?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# craig
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Mmmkay, stop posting for a bit.
Leave a gap between threads.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ok, keep posting like that and you'll end up on quite a few ignore lists
slow down a bit!

edit: or keep it in the same thread
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# You've gone too far this time
b3ta isn't your blog. Slow down!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha

YOU GO TOO FAR SIR!

have at you
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# SLOW DOWN SON!! PEOPLE WILL GET VERY UPSET WITH YOU
these are good but please, not all at once...take time to enjoy the conversation...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# we have conversation here?
I thought it was all random shouty shouty noises :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# INDEED YES


(i was hoping the new person may have noticed caps, the classical internet shouting. Hope i didn't put him off for ever)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahahah! perfect :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Does anyone remember this B3tan?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=20898

It's a shame he got fired. I used to love his pics.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# eh what happened?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# He posted boarderline NSFW images.
Never any tits or bits, but it still upset the mods and he never came back.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Ironically, some of his FP images
were more NSFW than the stuff he got banned for.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# sad. very sad.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I vaguely remember Sigma, and yes, his pics were fab
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# It looks like someone SPANGED the top of his head?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# come along now you crazy little skamp
stop being a cunt

if you want to show off hundreds of posts please do so but please do it in the same thread then we can get bored of your shenanigans without people's work getting pushed off the board
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Yeah, what they all said.
Talk to us for a bit!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# this^
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# OI.
Put these all in one thread so you don't push others' work - such as the excellent stuff by Down On The Farm - off the board too quickly.

This is all explained very clearly in the FAQ, which you were advised to read when you opened the account.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Calm....
Take a breath, sir.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# giraffe tiger

raaaaaawr
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# welcome
*edit*

Oh hang on - slow down a little, eh?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# It's always the case.
Your first time you rush it and finish too soon:P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I don't care if she cops it in the eye.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I think this animal is impractical and evolution should deal with it shortly.
Woo, though. Little bit big for our liking, try to stick to under 100k for still images, but top effort and welcome to b3ta.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# easy, don't get too excited and post everything at once.
people get annoyed, because it pushed the oldest threads off the board

but, top shop
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice one, welcome new person.

and all of that^ you can add stuff as replies to your own thread if you really want to spoil us
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# top work, and welcome to b3ta!
but remember to pace yourself! If you have a stack of images/animations you've made, spread out the goodness over the day!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# it can get to those
high up, difficult-to-reach impalas.

Oh, and yeah, slow down, I guess...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# evolution is funny

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# giraffe
same giraffe
hehe
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# yes!
welcome
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# evil or wat
evil or wat
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I wouldn't say that if I were you.
He has a fully operational Space-Vatican.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Pure evil...


Welcome!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Eeeek! Sun beast!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Nicely!
...and welcome!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# And that's just when he sees a condom.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Excellent, but I've herd of a beest that's a lot wilder.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I gnu you'd say that...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha
naughtynaughtyfilesize.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Ultrabeest
in the first round! Woo, to be sure!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck barry!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# lovely
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# have you turned your hand to the narwhal yet ?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# henrys motorway madness
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# correct, that sure does seam like henry on the road
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# its slightly unorthodox,hes cut across the road to reach another
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# bless him
add it here as well, add them all.
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=49539979075#/group.php?gid=49539979075

*if you don't have a face book account and want to add pics any way gaz me the images and i'll do it for you.
*will probably regret saying that
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# do i send the henry pics to you as a message?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# just click on the add pictures link
or if that fails gaz me the pics
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# wheres the add pics link
im retarded
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# top right of the pictures panel
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# yeah i got it,im not that familer with facebook
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Yay.. I Love Levitating Henry...
Best of all the Old People

Woo to the pig one though!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Horsecock!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# It's good to see someone has taken up the position in JJ's absence:P
EDIT: I only have to look down to see horselike glory:P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Oh arse!
You're so naughty!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# its cock is shaped like a censored blur,weird
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Oscilating St. George's Cross perhaps
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# So's mine. What's weird about that?
A bloke at school had two bollocks - now that's weird!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Now you're just talking bollocks
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# a friend of mine had a steering wheel on his bollocks
he said, "this is driving me nuts..."

(sorry)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# git!!!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *clicks*
oh damn....
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# everyone's joining the bandwagon


Click for bigger (94 kb)

sorry in advance for - newbietuesdaypost, bindun, lolbus etc
sorry
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is silliness.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahah
I've no idea but COME INSIDE LITTLE ONE
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# that ties my brain up in knots
welcome!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# rolls out my overused response
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# oh I will pea
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
welcome!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# DO NOT LET HIM TEMPT YOU WITH HIS CRUMPETY GOODNESS! ..for he is the one with many names..
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Argh!
Kill it! KIIILL IIIIIIT!

*throws up*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# It cannot be killed by any conventional methods
but can be cooked in a moderate oven for 5 hours with some herbs a spices, remembering to baste often.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
*fears*
I'll never forget seeing him on a blooper show in tears of laughter after he said to the camera, 'Let me show you my onions'
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# But
I thought that the number of the beast was 616?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I thought it was 020 7219 3000
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# and don't forget 668
...the neighbour of the beast.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# 25.8069758
The root of all evil
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hehehe...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I thought the horseradish was the root of all evil?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# and the M25 is the route
of all evil.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Well according to Terry Pratchett and Niel Gaiman, it is shaped like a occult symbol.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# oo er...
It figures!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# ^this.
and the M1 is a close relative.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# there's probably no devil.
now stop worrying and enjoy you sins
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *sins his pants*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# "I Lived A-Lone......I Had A WANK"
Etc. Etc.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# 616

The bible was written by the same folk who thought the world was flat.

tru fakts
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# how bizarre!
I just watched Harvie Krumpet for the first time last night...in which said fakt is quoted.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# that where I got it from :D

/still waiting on the bus..
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# thought so!
*attracts things with magnetic head*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Yes I believe there is some confusion over original text.
Is it 616 or 666.

Either way, its bullshit.

I prefer the latter, it has a much nicer ring to it.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# yea 666 looks and sounds better :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# yeah, and that barcode conspiracy theory
works with 666.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# and tbh.. if somebody showed me a birthmark on their head with the number 666 on it..
I'm not gonna turn round and say "you're not evil.. you're 50 out"
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# if someone showed me that birthsign I'd be their friend

better the devil you know...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hehehe...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I know...sorry :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# lol
kylie fan eh !!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Chameleon wasn't impressed by this 'Johnny come lately'.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Oh very Spang!!!
Woo.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# That's no moon...
I don't know what's going on here
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Haha the nerve!
Nice eye-rollage

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# haha I like this
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# is that the nuke off'a red alert?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# camel-lions...
they think they're so cool.
Ace!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahha - it's a spangin' time!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hooray!


(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# 'nings b3ta
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# didn't I see this last night?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# i didn't put it in a new thread last night
i wanted to show it to arranged letters
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hmmmm
I wonder what the rulebook says on this

Repost - tick
in a new thread - tick

you gonna get bummed boy!

(I don't personally give a fuck but I always enjoy a good nazi-ing)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Do they speak galactic basic in What?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# 10 Print "That's no moon';
20 goto Alderon.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# do what with the what now?

anything else you want to post again?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# say what again!
Say. What. Again.
I dare you
I double dare you
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I love you
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# tits or gtfo! :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# would..
dear god what am I saying !
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# o_o
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# that advert creeps the hell out of me....
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Yes I go off to a special place
I've reserved for comparethemerekats.com. Hahah lordy they've actually done a site!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Great deals on cat food at
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I got that
take the s off
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# and luckily it redirects you to comparethemeerkat.com
;D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Which is heaped with glee:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# heheh...
I just had to check out www.comparethemerekats.com - I don't think it is a proper site, just one of those holding pages for a domain...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I just had to click to find oput what the fuck 'Cats Garden Hotel in Side' meant
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# haha I had to compare a merekat 'London' 'Medium' 'Knits' - yay!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahahahh, that site is fecking awesome :D
*searches for party-time meerkats*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Bizarre and it's about cats - merely cats!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the Daily Mail outrage
at electrocution of children to sell chocolate
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# "No eyebrows were harmed in the making of this!"
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I blame cheap jap' watches
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# errr..
"one more goddamn time," I believe.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# he was in basic wasnt he :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Collection of TOAPs do you post it??
;P


ning
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Mummy, I don't like the new babysitter....

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# what in the fucking crikey is that?
brilliant work
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I see you've never shaved a squirrel before...
It's a lot of fun, but you'll need to wear thick gloves.

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ah, I see... you provide life models for internet comics?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# No tits.
:D

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# stop calling your girlfriend's snatch 'shaved squirrel'!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha, it's a shame i don't have a really good anthro character in stock for this
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# and fuck me dead, I've just got the fonts for the board right, it's hideous.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# tits!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# It's a fresh water mole

and it's looking for facerape
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# seems to be made of pitta bread.
A few minutes in the oven should make it nice and toasty!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# may I be the first to say
OH MY SHITTING FUCK
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Jesus H Corbett!
That's fearful!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# kill it with hammers!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# WE NEED BIGGER HAMMERS!!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# FLAMING HAMMERS
MADE OF SMUG AND BRIDGE.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# FLAMING HAMMERS OF FEAR, FATE AND FAT!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# GO FORTH FOR GREAT HONOUR!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha
It looks like it's flesh is parsnip!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# oh fuck
I love parsnips too
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *sings the I Love Parsnips song*
Hmmm I've have a stunning idea. This Sunday I shall do roast veggies

Tattys, parsnips, onion, garlic, cherry tomatoes, marrow, carrot and fennel.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# NOM
I went to a posh eaterie at christmas and had an amazing mountain of roast veggies, and ROAST CHESTNUTS, which I thought were mushrooms but they weren't. That is all.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I used to live in Southampton and in Autumn I'd always go down to the New Forest
and pick mountains of sweet chestnuts.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# For Xmas dindins
Mrs Savalas did sprouts with roast chestnuts and pancetta

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

didn't half give make you fart though
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# That didn't sound very tempting
as I read that as placenta.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *boke*
I expect Manley has tried this
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Don't think he likes sprouts:P
EDIT: thinly sliced parsteamed sprouts sautƩed with finely chopped bacon and onions.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# sweet shuddering fuck
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
*gives award for mentally disturbed b3tan of year award to Moley*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# :D
Gibber.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
that's an ugly baby and a half
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# ghaaaa!
jesus stuttering christ!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I think I've had her.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Arrrgh!
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# what in the name of all that's moley is that???
you worry me
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
SO SO ARCH

SAVE THE KID!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# nicely
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# SEXY TIME
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# SEXY KIM TIME!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# HELLO LADIES!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# oh my
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# his clothes are timeless hahaha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# wwwhhhaaaaaaaa!.....did you make this in photoshop.........
or a laboratory????????....ace whatever
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# jade goody?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Was just thinking that
are you reading my mind?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# My thoughts too
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Fuckery shit!
That's some scary ass shit. *click*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# arg!
its skin appears to be made of undercooked pancake! Woo!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I have just shat myself with fear
Good shop!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# hahahaha
shitting christ
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Thought I'd have a look on the popular page before going to bed
I think I'll sit up all night instead.... cradling a gun
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# T'riffic.
Gold stars and woo's n' stuff.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] not too sure where the black bar came from, but it's a first attempt
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Yeah... It's Tuesday!

* Dances round like a loon
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# cmon wobbly, this seems to be a reasonable noob, nothing naughty.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I was celebrating...

* What do you want me to do - Hit the n00b with flaming hammers and call him a twunt?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# YES NOOB NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED!!
sorry, miss-interpreted it as sarcasm...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# It was....

* Points

* Laughs
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hello chap, you might want to edit your post and make it a challenge entry, by selecting the little drop down box
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# arf
compo it :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Mud, mud, glorious mud
nothing quite like it for cooling the blood
So follow me follow
Down to the hollow
and there let us wallow in glorious mud!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Text Seams!
welcome etc

@shop
@kitten
@chair
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hehehehehh! compo it!
(using the edit feature, don't delete and repost)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# splendid stuff
welcome new person.

and now for a heartless TJ,
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=49539979075#/group.php?gid=49539979075
add pic's and stuff
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# no...but you can upload this if you want
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# consider it done
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# * I'm going to need another facebook login!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# nice one this:)
mud huts for us all again soon......argh
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Does the what now?
At least your first post is viewable
*blushes*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
#
Happy Cock Tuesday!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I have no idea what this is about
but is the board looking like this for anyone else?

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# perhaps you're just a quick reader
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I've checked MSDN and this probably isn't the reason
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I SAID WHAT THE FUCK?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# RIS
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoooooa Girl on the internet
I wanna get close to you
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Eh? I don't see any pandas....
in other news: RIS
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# i always google cr3
for the music
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# can I ask what you are bitching about?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# grooming, if I understand correctly.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# what?...the fact she's not gettin' some?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I'm not sure... I'm beginning to doubt myself
but I think she may be implying that the above names have been trying to chat her up/exposing themselves.

If that's not the case, I'd prefer to believe that it is, as I find it mildly humourous.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# aaaah so just another attention seeker who doesn't want the attention..
can I post a screen grab of all the sexy messages and links I get from you bunch of cunts :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I'm not posting anything you sent me
Those are for my eyes ONLY

by way of clarification
www.b3ta.com/talk/5918081
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# you sexy bitch!!

aaah there is only one cunt on b3ta who needs so much attention he'd make another account like this..

pedanticunt
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha
he was also my prime suspect... however, I feel the posts made on the matter are lacking in the required long-winded bullshit and misplaced self-righteousness for it to be him. Unless he's trying to method act.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# aawk well..

to whoever it is..

let it be known I think you're a fucking arse.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# This whole project was a mistake
but still I'd feel bad if someone else got all the credit.

It's not pedanticunt, and its not a /board regular.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# well it made me laugh
so well done. you seem to be feeling very guilty about it, I think it's entirely chuckleworthy.

what makes you think it was a mistake? did something go badly wrong? did you get raepd?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# People on /talk reacted badly
It was all a bit of fun that went too far tbh.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# well I still think it's funny
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# don't ever message me again thanks

and I don't give a fuck if you're sorry.

you're a troll, get over it.



good day.

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Fair enough,
The apology was genuine, it was a stupid thing to do.

I hope that if you ever meet me at a bash or something that you'll let me buy you a drink.

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
#

Is that last image in your profile one of mine?:P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# 'ello 'ello 'ello
what's goin' on 'ere then?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# OMG LETS SEXOR
winnar
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# It'd be clearer if you'd just give us your password
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Henry's had enough...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
#
SOME ARE GOOD
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ^What she said^
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Talking of polls
Which is more annoying
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# they've both gotten out of hand.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# oh you c*nt!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *does the c*nt dance*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# winner!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# OHH :(
COCK

horsed in work
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ^ COCK - SPANG!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# not today, muchacho!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# the trouble IS:
they won't stay DOWWWWWWN!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Limes was awesome and you know it.
Ning all.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# If by "awesome"
you mean, "particularly shit and retarded" then yes, it was.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# :'(
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# some of your pics were quite good
but the wagon as a whole was utterly abysmal
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Nicely summed up.
:)

/pot & kettle blog*

Edit* That's referring to me, not you. ;-)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Well at least he has a companion now.


EDIT: Arsebollocks! I've just seen ad7's
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# there can be only one...

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# :D
great minds
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Sadly we're the fools seldom differ bit:P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Shhhhhh
don't tell the internets
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# CAN WE PLEASE END THIS!
I tore this out from last nights board...

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# look i'm perfectly willing. NOW SOMEONE GET IN MY BLOODY BED
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I suggest
a Valentine campaign where you send Valentines cards to all the women you're interested in with an RSVP to a PO Box address. You can then follow up on those that respond!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Or simply send her this ¬

Miss Squirrel With-Tits
1 The Tall Tree
Woodland
Forestshire
NU7Z

Dear Miss With-Tits

Would you please sleep with me because I am sad and lonely and I have no real friends.

Love
k3b/-\b

xxx
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# enough bloody busses.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Which is why henry in displeaesd


(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# enough bloody henry..limes..quo....socks
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Room for one more?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# FUCK OFF!!!!

And bindun.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Charmed...
...I'm sure. Edit: Soz, saw yours here just as I put this up ;-)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I'm only joking.
Just Henrypiss.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I thought it had...
:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

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