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# Thanx to BL's Dad for the idea.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Tommy Cooper?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# bit big
118.81 KB
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# APOLS all
RESIZED.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I remember that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Scource.
www.mcasd.org/uploadedimages/twins.jpg
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# WHY HELLO THERE.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# tee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# 'nings
scooby doo was on telly earlier, then i had an idea...so fired up teh internet, only to find this:
www.b3ta.com/board/9172062

but bugrit, did it anyway

this was from yvette's ginger period.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# hmmm huh
The pic from harry potter, just looks wrong, but funny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Tommy Cooper did it better!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Seams ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# seamy indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Damn I would have got away with it...
Small TJ. Has anyone seen Just Read with Michael Rosen? It's on iPlayer. Basically
Just Michael Rosen's version of Jamie's School Dinners. Utterly fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# TJ: can anyone help me please?
the stylus for my Wacom is on the fritz, the nib end isn't working but the eraser end is. any idea what i can do?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# draw on a black canvas?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# rub it out and start again...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# you can go into the wacom control panel and make the eraser act like a pen
probably
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# You can get replacement nibs
you should have got some with it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with the nib.
the buttons on the side don't seem to be working either
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# umm
pc.pcconnection.com/1/1/22821-wacom-technology-bamboo-pen-ep150e.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# hmm i have long held the
suspicion that they have a button battery inside
I understand that it is not true
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Three ideas for fixing the pen
1) Pull the nib out with your teeth then reseat it (edit: I just read your other post and realize this probably won't work)
2) Completely uninstall then reinstall the drivers, with a complete reboot inbetween
3) Call Wacom support. My experience with them has been 1 for 2. The first time I called, the guy was great and helped me find some older drivers on my system that were causing me problems. The second time I called, with a hardware issue, the guy was really offhand and unhelpful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# WOULD - He is playing with himself - Maybe - FUCKIN YEAH - Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# *waves* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Riiinnngggg!
Good evening B3ta. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ha
Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
as it's a bit quiet is it ok if i pop this in here? Not worth own thread



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Ha.
But it wasn't him who deleted the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# rats!
i missed the thread deletion. who dun the bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
#
i was just cryptically referring to his sacking
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
#
oh! I see
*edit* why are we whispering?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# WHAT?
SPEAK UP! I'M OLD!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
#
THAT BETTER?

*edit* Poo /Big/ tag don't work
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9172283
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
I also like that 'Abi Timus turns down sex' is front page news
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
A friend of mine has that.
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Hah!
TJ : Can anyone recommend a good webhost?
Must be able to handle SQL and MyBB. Ideally free.
I've tried nxserve.net (kept falling over), currently with zymic.com (server has just fallen over again).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# ha ha very good
Tinnitus suffers support group...do they have a number I can ringringringriiiiinnngggringringringrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnggggggcreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# What?
Woo! They meet in the loo?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Classroom actually
/ lazy googlesearch.blog
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
#
Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# bahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# needs more symbolism
otherwise Noice
EDIT: Like the curly hair bits mebbe...
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# oh hai popliar idea.
images.google.co.uk/images?num=50&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&hs=3Wy&q=jewgle&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Oh bugger.
Was just something in my head. Should have Googled Jewgled first.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# everything's bindun I'm afraid.
usually by Zak McFlimby ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# That's such a true quote.
"Everything's bindun I'm afraid."

Tis the way of the internets. I shall remember it, and potentially steal it if you don't mind.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Pfft
www.ichikoo.com/joogle/
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Also
www.thefriedmans.net/jewgle/
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Well at least I got the font right!
*Retires to cave*
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I read "Chanukah in the UK" in the style of a certain Sex Pistols song.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# That's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Ah, Mozeltoff Firefochs
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# jewgle
if only there were someway to throw circumcision into this....


as an afterthought I'd like to add....there's a girl at my college who spells it ''joo''

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# : D
evenin' all
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# this fits in well with the Producer mix I'm listening to.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# cor! Nice car!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Unexpected heffelump!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I wondered where he went!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# did you crash your MG?
:)

woo to unexpected elephants!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Woo to all pachyderms
unexpected or otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# ahaha
a mate has one of them. didn't get elephanted though. just flooded to the roof last summer.
he's only just got it going 100% again!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Is that a Toyota MR2's headlamps it morphs into?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# The Angel Of The East
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# *goes west*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# You can almost hear time slipping awayeeayeeayeeay
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Spinal Tap Version- Angel of the Sarf
He didn't even make it the right size:


I know the horse looks photoshopped but it's not, he really does have a model horse under his arm that looks like it was just bought at a Garden Centre. From the interview here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7881528.stm
(geeteepee hardly worked on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# He's still wanking it like a slut
This morning I took a photo of the reflection of a BP
garage sign in a puddle. It made me think "Hulk Spunk"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Watch out for genetically-challenged, martial-arts-trained amphibians under the age of 20
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Is he in danger of being crushed
by a dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# The horse is
in danger
(geeteepee hardly worked on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# That is both clever and good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:58, archived)
# thank you very much
it was part of a series I did back in the mists of time
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Needs more
Hulkster
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# *shakes all 6 fingers on my Norfolk fist*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# That's Dunwich you dementoid :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# haha.
do you have to take them out of your sister first? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Anyone for a game on
http:\\captionx.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# koalabeer
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# it would be allmost rude of me to put this in its own thread
VGI0469P050076
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# hahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I think your head must be quite a scary place to be.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# It's full of fluffeh animals
all strangely looking like porno stars
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# not for me xD
most of the time anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Just imagine, if when people die
their consciousnesses all merge into one giant Godhead (a hypothesis popular with Icke, amongst others). What must it be like now?
Is God now completely insane?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Looks like Heinleiniken beer to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# And previously
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Last one
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# mu ha ha haaa
nice!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Good evening b3tans

It's all Maiden's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Hahah ARGH!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Everypme runs faster with a knife
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# His obit will be in the gnuspapers
Silly Terry!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# .
SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# haha I take full blame and give you full credit woo
;) *cleeks*

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I miss playing CS :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I havent played cs in ages, all I play now is cod4
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I need to start playing cod5 online..not as good as 4 though :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I cant afford 5, but I really dont like the look of it,
when they released the beta I was really disappointed, CoD6 is going to be good tho, its infinity ward again :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# You should get Killzone 2 when it comes out.
The multiplaye r is epic win.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# i play cod5
and tf2

i even have a clan :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Shirley Bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! drdavej, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# this is near..that horse is faaaaaar away :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I'm a Lahndahnah...
That I am satch a cant!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Beijing's burning.


Or at least it was last night. More firey pictures here, if you're in to that sort of thing. Warning: Forrin.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Someone needs to turn their heating down a notch
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# ooohh yay
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# DWAGON!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# BURNINATOR!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# There's a problem with this
It's fucking superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I saw that yesterday
Looked bloody awesome (in a bad way). Like summit from a movie.

Strange how it didnt collapse like the twin towers..?

*conspirizes*

911 - never forrrged
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# the address bar icon looks a little tasteless
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# He just shot that fox right in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# because GUN-BUNNY rules
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Aw, this is a splendid bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Because all the sexy lady bunnies like a rabbit who's packing heat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Stick to magical swords, Popular Bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Hail to the King!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# This is why.


Click for bigger (181 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I especially like the flying shot. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Putting On My Abuse-Proof Hat
Please take a normal look at this picture and rate as follows:

1) Instantly obvious glaring technical problem. What are you playing at, Mr. So-Called Canoehead?
2) Noticeable technical problem, but no big deal.
3) Problem?

The gentleman is leader of the Canadian Federal NDP, Jack Layton. I made this for this site.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# by technical do you mean his legs are technically not there?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# maybe they had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Yes.
Now *everbody's* going to notice.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# You appear to
have lost your Canadian leader down the back of your sofa. Ask him to look for my TV remote.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# It's a pity his hand and head don't fit the screen, but other than that, it's quite a lovely amputee scene

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# 4) WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS LEGS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Also, he's in a different focus to the lady.
And the light's from different angle. But those aren't that much of a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# What, you mean the ones with nylons and high heels?
I didn't think they suited him. Also they were (like his politics) too far to the left for some people.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# needs more legs.
otherwise, it's good. you could also alter the levels a bit to make him blend in a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# here. Have some legs from last night.


Click for bigger (335 kb)


sexy thread is sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# PHWOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# It's very nice
still haven't quite worked out the stroking yet.

Not in a dirty way.

Making selections into work paths seems to go ok, but I think I've got to work on choosing the right brushes.

Anyway, I need to go do some proper work now. Cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Phoar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# also requires more animation
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# NAWTY RAMSEY!
NOW WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# or
soap your mouth out with wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# You win.
I tip my toque to you, sir.

(P.S. Evidently the answer to my original question is "1")
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Thanks,
young man.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Amy Birdhouse
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# heheh
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Put her on a sailing vessel and you've got a crow's nest . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Maybe her hair had just grow?
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# now with extra bobble
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I shall make this knife disappear, and pull a rabbit out of my arse.
(odisbey, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# he'll never learn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# nice headshot
woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Once again, the importance of having eyes has been proven.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# And of not throwing things when you live in a universe with a very small 4th dimension.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hahah, good newbie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# That's the worst game of "split the kipper" I have ever seen played
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# pwnd
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# This
is bloody great!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Misheard film quotes
Sean Connery in The Untouchables -
"Never bring a knife to a gnu fight!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# celebrity swears
number 42: Sean Connery.

ARSHE!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Kwik Pearoast 4 ya!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# yay!


Needs a door for him to appear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I dun fixed it sire!
awesome idea
(odisbey, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I like this, it's very nice
the concept makes me think of JetSetWilly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Don't be manipulated by the government.
let those of questionable mental health do it instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Tinfoil sailboat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Ha!
I love David Icke! Purely because he is such a mental :D His dad's name in Beric. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# There was a Beric
on Time team I recall. I think he was a bit mental too. But in the good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I love Time Team.
There was one on the other night were someone had faked a roman site and Tony Robinson confronted the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Yeah for some reason always remember that one
( well it does get repeated a lot )
The 'Neolithic tomb-spring-temple with roman and wedgewood artifacts'
That farmer was having a right giraffe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# haha David Icke
has he been pooed on my a royal alien lizard?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# That's the spawn
of the queen herself. He's been impregnated with German and will be assimilated.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# It's
the lizard lord himself...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# "Fuck it, I knew I should have got a tinfoil armguard too"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Shit, Pasa, I got government'd and now im stoopid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Government does that to you - Look at Gordon Brown
he's utterly stoopid!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Shit, maiden, you got yourself fired from the BBC!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# \o/ all win!
/confusion
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# he's a fucking arse and an extreme danger to schizophrenics and the easily-led
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# haha.
next you will be telling me there is fluoride in the water. Needs more proof dammit! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# heh
I listened to a talkradio special where he was on plugging his new book, and there were some calls to the show from some seriously strange people who apparently worshipped him. His ideas are in no way sillier than religion, but that doesn't excuse wilfully misleading the mentally disturbed for profit. I would like to think that he is also mentally disturbed, but I fear that the majority of his motivation is money making.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Oh indeed.
He's another Uri Gellar but with less shame.
I don't place him any lower in my contempt than you average pope though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# indeed
but at least Icke isn't killing Africa by banning condoms. That's something that works in his favour.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# It's a conspiracy I tells ya....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Hahahah, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# haha.
That's a service I'd pay for. Sadly the masons I'm familiar with just organise 'dances' where everyone gets pissed and talks bollocks. I can do that at home ;).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
#
can
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# they're called 'Ladies Nights' ;)
and some of us can't get pissed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Nice use of set square there
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# we do it often ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# haha. *handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Ha ha Damn you and your charitable deeds and well organised drinks parties
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# hahahahah
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Nice to see Mr Icke
does'nt waste good, human tissue's with his man juice.
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# fuck, his arm's covered in coolant
that must have been one angry wank

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I said "fore" not "war"
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# He'll only end up in the bunker
just like last time.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# pfft
this
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# no good in the bunker

/damn you chutney!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Sorry...I seem to have got a bit of wee on your mind
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I believe the phrase
is NYOM NYOM NYOM

or somesuch
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I believe the phrase is
ARRRGGHH
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I beleive the phrase is
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS ON FIRE!!!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# It's good
but it's not right
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Yes Yvette Fielding this is what we want to see on Most Haunted...

Full Video on Vimeo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Orbs!!!!!
look orbs
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# like a lovely pair of orbs I do
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# pssst you appear to have some "ectoplasm"
on your shoe...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# that's not ectoplasm
it's "coolant"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Orbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I miss the snow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# *chucks snowball*
Did the snow miss you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# orbs
only cuz the flash is on
(mr miagi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Mrs Toast wanted me to re-edit an episode of Most Haunted
and actually put some stuff in, I just don't have the time though :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Time can be made - in jars and things - make time!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# too much work on
and too many other "projects" taking priority, like that damn Cadburys advert reworking....... maybe this evening
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I like Scrambed Edd's version of that ad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I haven't seen it, link?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9161779
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
top
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Hahah, very hypnotoad when it zooms in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# roiks a roast!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# zoiks!!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I don't want to see that
I want to se Ms Fielding with her waps out.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# you sick puppy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# mmmm
Ms Fielding's puppies.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# she has her moments :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I don't want to see that though!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Thankfully you're better at faking ghosties than I suspect the Travel Channel is.
I imagine they'd end up with the hand drawn spooks from the end of Highlander if they ever did try it.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I heard a rumour
that there is a picture of Yvette Fielding in existence from her time at school. She decided to moon the camera, but bent over a little far and wide, giving the camera a perfect view of her vag.

I heard this from a friend, who was at college with a schoolmate of hers, but I have no idea if it was really true - I always hoped the picture might have turned up on the internet.


(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I was so busy reading about flouride i forgot to mention
this is awsome
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Cor, that's a bit good
Is that Damien Hirst's skull I see?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# woohoo
very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# OM NOM NOM

becasue im starting to dream in l4d :/
(MrMuddle, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Muddy sexy times
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!!.....DESTROY HIM IN THE FACE BARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Videogame gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# That is what I thought.
Can someone explain the merit here to me please?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# it's machinima man!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# it's a machinima of an orgy that went too far?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# orgies can never go too far
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Michael Barrymoore would say they can
he made a right fist of the last one he threw.

/aledgely
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# It's weird...
I hit more as the hunter, but seem to do more harm as the smoker.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)

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