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# Meanwhile, in an alternative reality...
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# :D this is fantastic.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahahaha, this has to become real :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# happy thing with candles fella
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# thank you sir :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# happy candles day Earl!!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# thank you :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# it took a while to click
but when it did I loved it to pieces :D

good showing that man :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# you made me have to watch this again :-D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I still love this :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# It's how I found b3ta!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Mine was the billy the bass thing haha.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Mine was
La la la we've got your name - it was in backbytes in Computing - the trade newspaper that used to have loads of job ads until t'internet took over.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Mine was "Spiderman Will Make You Gay"
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Isn't that Swedish?
Not German?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa!
This is FP worthy!
:D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# haha brilliant
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Haha that took me far to long
good stuff *click*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# this is ace :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# oh, yes!
this is a bit special!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# omg just got this woo!
Awwwwwwwww yes!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Ja ja ja
Ich can't speke German...
... but I like Hitler cat!



Edit: Oh my God... I feel so dumb for not getting this - Brilliant! But congrats on the FP!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Christ, that took me far too long
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Kitlers!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Shhh!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# superb!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I thought I was being very slow
I was. But then I got it. And laughed like a drain.

Does anyone know how a drain laughs?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# i like this a lot
magic
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# ausgezeichnet
I've always thought it was an anachronistic company. Well done that man.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# .
das is sehr gut.

fast bedeckt mein Monitor mit zerkaut verdauungsfördernd

haben Sie einen Klick
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# you stole the idea from that crappy bbc comedy "not going out"
AICMFP

:p

nicely realised though... woo!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
SSSSSHHHHHHHHH!

I couldn't remeber which program it was - just that I'd heard the line

I actually quite like Not Going Out though.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Lee Mack
's standup DVD is actually a very funny version of this series. Or this series is a not-so-good version of his standup. mehh
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I guess it doesn't help that I speak German,
since I can't make sense to this.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# It doesn't matter...
oooooohhhh yessshhhh....
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I had to look it up
Translated, it reads:

"Hey Hitler? Can YOU give me a lower price on my car insurance?"

"Oh yes yes yes yes yes yes"

"Challenge Hitler"
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# well, not exactly...
"Hey HitlerCan you methe money onmy car-insurance?oh yes yes yes...(The) Callenge Hitler"
Sorry, but no sense in sight for me (german nativ speaker)...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# So sieht das aus.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Haha brilliant!
Took me far too long, schoolboy german is no help!

Pure genius!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# hitler.com
doesn't work :[
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# pfft
sorry about that. I forgot to set up a German insurance company fronted by a Nazi cat.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
this is class.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# ...
...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# would sir like a lemon with that?
:D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Deutsch Spaß!
but probably needs a 'sparen' before the question mark to satisfy the natives...

and an explanation stick.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# What's a 'sparen'?
Can you pass on the stick please?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I don't get this at all
but I'm from the upside-down part of the world.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Adolf Selleck
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Tom O'Nazi?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Tom O'Nazi, you say?

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# This is fantastically well done.
Did you shop out her breasts though? They appear to be missing.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Ta.
Nope. I think her knockers fell off.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Tom likes to be able to peer down it to make sure she still has a chest
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Magnum
having a bad tashe day?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Wierd eh?

edit: Oh you bastard, i was being clever then, why edit it?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Clever? You? Dohohohohoho!
:D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# You've reached a new low.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I'm pushing the boundaries.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# hehehe
I'm a dolt!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# quite camp
n'est pas?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# *tilts screen*
They're behind that solid block of colour!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# was was
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
was not was was
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Wolvagene
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# and clint eastwood as cyclops
give the fucker some grit.

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Woo! Huge Hackman!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Have I missed a Gene Hackman wagon of late?
he's appearing quite often
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# He's what?
EDIT: Oh you changed it :-(
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Appearing quite often.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Actually it said 'apaearing' for a few seconds
And why shouldn't he? He's great!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# actually, it said appaering
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I KNOW WHAT I SAW
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# What does quite often look like?
He appears scared to me.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL LOOKS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# There was a hackwagon?! :(
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I am disturbed somewhat,
by his underarm area.

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Brain mole

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIN MOOOOOOOOOLE!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I read that as Brian Mole
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# maker of higher quality leather furnishings
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
#
BRIIIAAAN MOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# This fella's brother?

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Would you mind linking this?
Not to be a spoilsport, but this is really making my head hurt.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Spoilsport!
If anyone else says so, too - sure.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# *spazzes out*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# THE TILES LOOK LIKE PAIN
But I had to try this...

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I LIKE THIS. I DON'T WANT IT LINKED.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# STOP USING THE SHIFT KEY
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# CRU
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# mble beneath me.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# e
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# e
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# cum
mings
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF HIS MULES.
I'D WATCH OUT.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# One of my own guys.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# A young Fidel Castro goes NOIR
Woo
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# noice
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I like that very much
looks a bit like Robert Shaw, with a pistol ( that's a good thing ).
You have a nice style.

edit:// and reminds me of this, a bit.



Click for bigger (116 kb)


(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Heh
I thought "this reminds me a bit of that batman someone did earlier"
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# apparently, so I am told, I look exactly like him
lovely drawing btw
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# very nice indeed.
How did you do it?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# well,
he did it well.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# correct answer - 5pts :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# ...
Pen tablet, and photoshop elements.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Lovely style!
Very very nice, do you do suggestions? :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# ....
Oh yeah!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Hmm, what to suggest...
A...

umm...

Big time suit wearing gangster of some sort, in my head i have Al Pacino as Carlito.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Dirty Bertie getting shirty with flirty Gertie
at about 7:30
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# i was thinking Robert Downey Jr. as seen in Watchmen
good job either way, this is ace
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Freddie Mercury
in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Tutorial
or it didnt happen
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# ^this above ^this haha
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# tutorial
eh?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Read FAQ, man!
;)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# faq
Sorry mate, which bit?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# ^ditto
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Hoooraaaay
For Harold Lloyd
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# We're being educational now? Ok
I like to start with a blank piece of paper



You can buy them from all good paper shops. (Shops that retail paper, not shops made from actual paper, imagine the mess when it rains! HO HO HO HO! it's not funny HAHA soggy shop).

I use Photoshop Lite Extreme, or as it is better known "pencils", because I'm poor. They are from poundland, a pack of them costs £1, no more, no less.



Also I have rubbers because I rub out a lot due to not having control of my pencil, sometimes I get excited and press on my pencil too hard! This causes the end of it to snap off resulting in my spurting my graphite load out all at once. In this circumstance I use a pencil sharpener. Sometimes, I use it on the pencil too.

Everyone has their style, I start by drawing traditional predictable discomeats "bulbous eyes" because I am a traditional predictable discomeat.



Well, can you see the eyes in this image! You'll have to look really hard to find them!

Then I add random incomprehensible shit that makes no damn sense whatsoever.



Then, when I can't be fucked with the stupid picture anymore, I scan in the resulting masterpiece.



Then I up my load to b3ta!



And my job is done!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# You are a traditional predictable discomeat.
AICMFP
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Haven't got FP


will this do?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Ooooh
Is that an old-school 5p? How exciting!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# erm, I'm not sure
:D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Either way
The excess of copper confuses me. They might be using it to try and read my mind. I'm out of here!



Or am I? I'm being elusive to confuse the gestapo
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Informative!
Although at the "eyes" stage I was thinking "Boobies?"

Can we have the definitive tutorial on CDCs next?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# well, I don't know
I feel that the one true way of the cdc involves a tablet and I don't got a tablet
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# no viagra?
I get them emails offering it
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# no, just V1 agRa
which I'm not sure is the same thing
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Toucan Chunder had a good attempt
Below! Below!

(I dont know how to link to a single post :o o.0 0.o o:)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Did one here
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:58, archived)
# but but...
the pubes, man! the pubes!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# FFS YOU TRY TRACING PUBES!!
Idiot
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I tried tracking pubes once
When i worked for the FBI back in '96, we had an entire array of pornographic surveillance techniques we used to keep track on potential misdemeanants.

It was a short career. They replaced me with a robot. I think it was one of Shada's.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# i am truley sorry for your lots
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# But ...but...
I drew lots 5 and 17! I heard they were good! Do you have information from the inside?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# my pary are with the father
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# FFS YOU TRY DRAWING THEM FIRST!
human in stupid trousers
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I'm no good at drawing
that's why I have to trace stuff :-(
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# A++++++++
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# WOULD POST AGAIN!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Arrrgh! b3ta with image + tutorial is long b3ta!
I can't be doing all that explanation stuff - plus I have a website for the tutorials.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# don't worry, I just thought I'd remove the clouds of mystery from my posts
:)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I can see clearly now the rain has gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I knew I should have worn my piss hat today
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# wear it every day
from orbit

just to be sure

:D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Yes you never know when those golden showers of mind piss
will start.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright,(bright)Sun shiny day
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# that too
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Gone are the cheese makers ermm warble
(bright) sun funny hay! a mouse!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# haha
i love you man
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Perhaps I can learn from this.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Perhaps, one day
*looks out over the prairie*

one day you can

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:58, archived)
# ahh WORDS
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# yes, vigorous throbbing words
:D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# lovely tutorial you have there
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# why thank you
:)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
thankyou, also can i download pencils from somewhere as going outside scares me
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# yeah
don't got outside!

that's where they get you!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# "Sometimes, I use it on the pencil too."
Made me laugh heartily. Excellent tutorial!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Yay for analog photoshop
i wish we had a board for the non-digital arts and crafts.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Lowry didnt last long on the Where's Wally job
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# EL O EL
nice
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# :)
Anyone know what stadium that is? I assume somewhere like Blackburn?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Presume its
a Manchester based club -probably chelsea*

*knows not a lot about cricketball
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# "Bolton Wanderers' ground Burnden Park"
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Ahha, cheers
Don't remember Burnden Park but I doubt it was a worse experience than the tedious plastic nonsense of their new ground.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# to my knowledge
salford was where he based his paintings.

but my knowledge has a habit of being flawed at crucial moments.

EDIT: SEE!

oh.. well only 11 miles out.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Burnden Park
(Which I lived directly next to when at Bolton Uni back in '97 & '98)
when the ground moved to the Reebok Stadium, Burnden Park was set upon by 'Travellers' as a full time site.
What japes I had one evening coming home to find a set of their legs dangling out of our Kitchen window in a hurried escape with a black bag in our sink full of our CD's, videos and other such stuff inside.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# haha. You mentalist.
I went to Salford Uni but at least I had the foresight to live in Grappenhall ;)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# One of my mates ended up going to Salford Uni.
although just up the road in Bolton, I felt slightly better in my first year because the Halls of residence I was in didn't have bars on the ground floor windows.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Salford is a fantastic Uni.
One of the best technical academies in Europe. Sadly it happens to be in Salford ( well much of it is ).
I was born in Salford. I am quite able to give unbiased comment. It's a shithole.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Indeed it is, but then the entire North West suffers from the affliction
Bolton too had a damned good reputation for engineering based courses (hence I started on the civils course, progressing on to arch. technology)
Apart from the muggings and car showdowns I suffered while there, it was a surprisingly 'ok' place.

and at least it wasn't Preston.

not a patch on norfolk though
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Oh god I was 7 weeks in Preston
refurbing Marks and Sparks. I can't tell you how much that pained me.
Still. Not a two-headed sibling in sight ;)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Our churches may be much smaller in Norfolk because all the congregation sit on the same side...
But...


*trying to think up a witty retort*...




*fails*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# ahh, the poor misunderstood vermin
there was about 300K of work done by teeside council to make a travellers camp with lots of money spent on new built facilities for them

they smashed the lot up and assaulted the workers

yay, how misunderstood they are!

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Argh
I was going to write something totally different here but then I had a thought

What do gypsies call us non-gypsy people?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Mugs
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Do they pour their tea into us?
If so, I might have to grab a hat and so searching!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I have nowt against 'true' gypsies and travellers
there are plenty of them here in Rural Norfolk, and they're lovely.
However, there are also plenty of 'modern' travellers as well.

Old Traveller "Lucky Heather"?
New Traveller "Lucky Heather? Or I'll break your legs".
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I've got nowt against anyone
aside from the fucking scratters who think they can do anything they want and it's everyone elses fault when they do it

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Good but did not show workings out
My CDC Tutorial
You will need:
Graphics tablet (I used my new netbook touch-screen), photo editing software, a cock.
1)Open image software and select brush tool and colour magenta
2)Ensure cock is erect. I find this helps
3)Press the cock and balls firmly against the screen and trace around using the stylus.
Result

EDIT: For added realism you can try jizzing onto the tablet/screen and then tracing around this too.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# top
:)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Anyone need de-ris???


ok...Google and the Blue Cat
(awaits Spang)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Tell me about your fine starving silver rings.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# they are fine and starving thanks
and ringy
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# This makes about as much sense to me as Jimmy Hill's kneecap invading China
They love him there!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# oh uneducated one!!
Magic Roundabout film called Dougal and the Blue Cat - Cult classic!

The cat was called Buxton
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I apologise for my ignorance and plead my staggering youth
I almost thought it was a Harry Hill joke :o
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# No problem but look out for it
it is very funny and watchable!!!

For all ages (including yours!!)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Aiyeeee!
This gives me teh fear! I had the record of the soundtrack of the film when I was kneehigh t'grasshopper and the evil Witch / Queen woman scared the HOLY BE-JESUS out of me!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Frenella Fielding
would....
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# She doesnt make a very good squirrel :(
Kate Beckinsale Skwirrel
I think I might have seen better vampires as well.

edit : notitec.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/kate-beckinsale-sexy-wallpaper-15.jpg
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I like your pictures better when you link to the original ;)
Didn't really get the whole Kate Beckinsale thing when Underworld came out, but I saw the sequel the other day and phwoaarrrrr.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] quite an improvement.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# wow.... i read " the sun. holf from £9.50" as "shiny bum holes for £9.50"
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# bbbindun;)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Needs more TGA tag.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# tweet tweet,baaa baaaaa
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Awh yay!
Needs more tutorial!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# super
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Muhahahahahaha!!!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# but his whore is still there
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# happy b3taday eo
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# thank you :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# pff
where's my "happy birthday"?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# And the evil bloke and his dog...
Hang on wasn't there a wizard too?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# yes, with his pointy penises hat
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# b3ta earl happy day otterby!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# you thank you :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# DAY!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# day, day, day, da, da ,da day
ta :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# hang on where's
oh.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I shot him earlier
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I actually don't understand any of this.
My sum total knowledge of this Wally stuff is from b3ta. Is it a Yank thing?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# in yank land it is waldo
not sure whish side of the atlantic it started.

wiki might though.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# The twisty leg guy by the bogs is freaking me out.
I like that bumpercars have faces.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen this exact fraction of this image
used for the same purpose in a screamer flash.

Edit - Yep, wasn't hard to find. www.funnyearth.com/html/games/Wheres_Waldo_Screamer.php

Edit edit - In fact now that I look at it your image even appears to have the border of the site you ripped it from left over. Come on!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# so that's what they call those...
those things that make you stare for an undetermined amount of time before you are presented with a ghoulish face and accompanying primal scream sound clip?

edit- nope! not clicking the link.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Yep, screamers
and every genius with a youtube account can post hilarious reaction videos...
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# and the dog
edit: christ i'm unmotivated to do anything today. urgh

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I was RISing untill I saw you'd entered it in the compo.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# the guy just above wally/wendy whatever, and to the left, looks like he's in pissing competition with himself
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# He's doing a bouncing piss into the butt of the naked clown.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# wenda? something like that
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# chap near the guy on stilts is looking up his bum
maybe stilts man is goatse
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Om nyom nyom

Man I'm out of practice.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# don't worry about being out of practice
we now have a system whereby for every image posted, you'll find a convenient 'tutorial' written underneath, which allows for the new (and jaded) user to quickly pick up tips and tricks they had long since forgotten.

/it's a great pic btw :)

p.s. and if we don't adopt this 'tutorials' idea, we should do...
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post224101
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Please add tutorial for posting
these words
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Chew-Tor-Eel?
Seafood restaurant in Glastonbury?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# NYOM!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I <3 bandwagons
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I thought he was golfing.
Golfing at the people.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# That sounds like a fun game.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# That's no baby ruth chunk
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# F4J unveil their new poster boy. He already had the Spiderman outfit.
Inspired by text message.

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# hahaa
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# i love mummy and daddy?
but the baby doesn't know who it's father is, neither does the mother, the slag.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# shouldn't he be dressed as the Boy Wonder?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hahahaahahaha
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# hahahaha
Yes!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Has anyone done 'Fathers for Jaundice' yet?
Or is that a shit idea?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# dammit someone teach me to draw
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# ehh you're pretty decent already, man
i like that you shade with dots
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# possibly the slowest way to shade, ever
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# looks good, though
so worth it in the end, right?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I quite enjoy it.
I never really expected my drawing style to end up like this.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnice effort




/dies from mustard gas
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# First, get a pencil.
Then you need some paper, now what I like to do at this point is snore snore, snore snore. Snore, boring snore, snore snore! And there you have it.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Also, that's awesome.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Maverick.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Iceman?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Hello.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I FEEL THE NEED.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Take photos.
Much easier.

/Failure blog
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# nice piccy,have a suicidal quo ese
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I WANT YOU TO
JOIN THE ARMY! THE SUICIDAL AR-MY!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# i bet the quo boys love rolling with S.T.
skateboarding and what not
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# \o/ *rawks*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# cooooooooooool
did you make that pic?
(oh i see the fish now,silly me hahaha)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Ohh! Lovely
Hope the top is bagpuss coloured
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# thats really well done that
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I like this due to it being good.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# This is a good picture.
A woo picture.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# boogie circuits overload
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Yeah, but what did you DO?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# [wall of text]
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Fucked around with the settings to accentuate the edges and light
Messad about with the hue and reduced the colour range.

Put rain on it.

Wallowed in my tiresome repetitiveness.



CFB.

EDIT: I think I used some gaussian blur, overlay and difference layers too.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# needs more rain
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Lot's of info on what you did
but nothing on why!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yay!

Reminds me of the ratchett and clank 2 gun, discocannon or something. What a shitty game.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# haha, i think i played one of those games for like five seconds
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Beep boop
dance dance dance dance :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# oHHHHH THEY'S DANCIN
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I took several photos of robots in a night club
Then I used photoshop to edit out the background and make it blue.

Now, the trick to making the lights snore, snore snore. Snore, snore snore snore.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# :D
you get the last of my robots
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# SPASE BOTS :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
yes!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Do the robot!
oh they are...
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# this is the prettiness.
glory be to the boogie bots.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# *gets down*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I'm sorry, we'll need to see your working out.
New rules
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# OKAY HERE GOES
FIRST: Do a sketch of what the thing is what is in your head what you want on the page


SECOND: Do some details what correspond with the thing in your head. REMEMBER: Robots have plenty antennae and many pipes and tubes.


ULTIMATE STAGE: Do an INK

AND DRAW IS COMPLETE
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Perfect draw.
A++++ would bookmark again
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# yay!~
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# FLAWLESS.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# We can all learn from this
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# How I make my pictures
Copy relevant layers and paste into pictures.
Cack-handedly trim edges so their seam-tastic
Blur tool
Smudge
Blur tool
Bit more blur tool
Little bit more blur tool....
TOO MUCH HA HA HORRIBLE MESS.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# *does the robot*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
#
I just happen to be listening to Buddy Holly by Weezer and this somehow goes!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# best disco in town!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Y E S !

boogies
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# :D D'aaaaw.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# woo
boogie.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Yay for this
Boogie Boogie
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# oh HELL yeah!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I like this a lot.
*Clicks HARD!!*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# YEAAAAAHHHHH
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)

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