it took a while to click
but when it did I loved it to pieces :D
good showing that man :D
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:41,
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good showing that man :D
Mine was
La la la we've got your name - it was in backbytes in Computing - the trade newspaper that used to have loads of job ads until t'internet took over.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:53,
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Ja ja ja
Ich can't speke German...
... but I like Hitler cat!
Edit: Oh my God... I feel so dumb for not getting this - Brilliant! But congrats on the FP!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:19,
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... but I like Hitler cat!
Edit: Oh my God... I feel so dumb for not getting this - Brilliant! But congrats on the FP!
I thought I was being very slow
I was. But then I got it. And laughed like a drain.
Does anyone know how a drain laughs?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:08,
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Does anyone know how a drain laughs?
ausgezeichnet
I've always thought it was an anachronistic company. Well done that man.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:46,
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.
das is sehr gut.
fast bedeckt mein Monitor mit zerkaut verdauungsfördernd
haben Sie einen Klick
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:09,
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fast bedeckt mein Monitor mit zerkaut verdauungsfördernd
haben Sie einen Klick
you stole the idea from that crappy bbc comedy "not going out"
AICMFP
:p
nicely realised though... woo!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:51,
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:p
nicely realised though... woo!
hahaha
SSSSSHHHHHHHHH!
I couldn't remeber which program it was - just that I'd heard the line
I actually quite like Not Going Out though.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:59,
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I couldn't remeber which program it was - just that I'd heard the line
I actually quite like Not Going Out though.
Lee Mack
's standup DVD is actually a very funny version of this series. Or this series is a not-so-good version of his standup. mehh
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:40,
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I guess it doesn't help that I speak German,
since I can't make sense to this.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:28,
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I had to look it up
Translated, it reads:
"Hey Hitler? Can YOU give me a lower price on my car insurance?"
"Oh yes yes yes yes yes yes"
"Challenge Hitler"
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:00,
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"Hey Hitler? Can YOU give me a lower price on my car insurance?"
"Oh yes yes yes yes yes yes"
"Challenge Hitler"
well, not exactly...
"Hey HitlerCan you methe money onmy car-insurance?oh yes yes yes...(The) Callenge Hitler"
Sorry, but no sense in sight for me (german nativ speaker)...
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:02,
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Sorry, but no sense in sight for me (german nativ speaker)...
Haha brilliant!
Took me far too long, schoolboy german is no help!
Pure genius!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:31,
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Pure genius!
pfft
sorry about that. I forgot to set up a German insurance company fronted by a Nazi cat.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:32,
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Deutsch Spaß!
but probably needs a 'sparen' before the question mark to satisfy the natives...
and an explanation stick.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:17,
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and an explanation stick.
I don't get this at all
but I'm from the upside-down part of the world.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 12:57,
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This is fantastically well done.
Did you shop out her breasts though? They appear to be missing.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:28,
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Tom likes to be able to peer down it to make sure she still has a chest
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:03,
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Oh yeah!
Wierd eh?
edit: Oh you bastard, i was being clever then, why edit it?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:22,
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edit: Oh you bastard, i was being clever then, why edit it?
Have I missed a Gene Hackman wagon of late?
he's appearing quite often
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:12,
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Actually it said 'apaearing' for a few seconds
And why shouldn't he? He's great!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:16,
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Would you mind linking this?
Not to be a spoilsport, but this is really making my head hurt.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:08,
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I like that very much
looks a bit like Robert Shaw, with a pistol ( that's a good thing ).
You have a nice style.
edit:// and reminds me of this, a bit.
Click for bigger (116 kb)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:07,
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You have a nice style.
edit:// and reminds me of this, a bit.
Click for bigger (116 kb)
Heh
I thought "this reminds me a bit of that batman someone did earlier"
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:12,
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apparently, so I am told, I look exactly like him
lovely drawing btw
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:13,
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Hmm, what to suggest...
A...
umm...
Big time suit wearing gangster of some sort, in my head i have Al Pacino as Carlito.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:18,
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umm...
Big time suit wearing gangster of some sort, in my head i have Al Pacino as Carlito.
i was thinking Robert Downey Jr. as seen in Watchmen
good job either way, this is ace
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:16,
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We're being educational now? Ok
I like to start with a blank piece of paper
You can buy them from all good paper shops. (Shops that retail paper, not shops made from actual paper, imagine the mess when it rains! HO HO HO HO! it's not funny HAHA soggy shop).
I use Photoshop Lite Extreme, or as it is better known "pencils", because I'm poor. They are from poundland, a pack of them costs £1, no more, no less.
Also I have rubbers because I rub out a lot due to not having control of my pencil, sometimes I get excited and press on my pencil too hard! This causes the end of it to snap off resulting in my spurting my graphite load out all at once. In this circumstance I use a pencil sharpener. Sometimes, I use it on the pencil too.
Everyone has their style, I start by drawing traditional predictable discomeats "bulbous eyes" because I am a traditional predictable discomeat.
Well, can you see the eyes in this image! You'll have to look really hard to find them!
Then I add random incomprehensible shit that makes no damn sense whatsoever.
Then, when I can't be fucked with the stupid picture anymore, I scan in the resulting masterpiece.
Then I up my load to b3ta!
And my job is done!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:51,
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You can buy them from all good paper shops. (Shops that retail paper, not shops made from actual paper, imagine the mess when it rains! HO HO HO HO! it's not funny HAHA soggy shop).
I use Photoshop Lite Extreme, or as it is better known "pencils", because I'm poor. They are from poundland, a pack of them costs £1, no more, no less.
Also I have rubbers because I rub out a lot due to not having control of my pencil, sometimes I get excited and press on my pencil too hard! This causes the end of it to snap off resulting in my spurting my graphite load out all at once. In this circumstance I use a pencil sharpener. Sometimes, I use it on the pencil too.
Everyone has their style, I start by drawing traditional predictable discomeats "bulbous eyes" because I am a traditional predictable discomeat.
Well, can you see the eyes in this image! You'll have to look really hard to find them!
Then I add random incomprehensible shit that makes no damn sense whatsoever.
Then, when I can't be fucked with the stupid picture anymore, I scan in the resulting masterpiece.
Then I up my load to b3ta!
And my job is done!
Either way
The excess of copper confuses me. They might be using it to try and read my mind. I'm out of here!
Or am I? I'm being elusive to confuse the gestapo
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:02,
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Or am I? I'm being elusive to confuse the gestapo
Informative!
Although at the "eyes" stage I was thinking "Boobies?"
Can we have the definitive tutorial on CDCs next?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:53,
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Can we have the definitive tutorial on CDCs next?
well, I don't know
I feel that the one true way of the cdc involves a tablet and I don't got a tablet
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54,
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Toucan Chunder had a good attempt
Below! Below!
(I dont know how to link to a single post :o o.0 0.o o:)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:58,
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(I dont know how to link to a single post :o o.0 0.o o:)
I tried tracking pubes once
When i worked for the FBI back in '96, we had an entire array of pornographic surveillance techniques we used to keep track on potential misdemeanants.
It was a short career. They replaced me with a robot. I think it was one of Shada's.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:03,
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It was a short career. They replaced me with a robot. I think it was one of Shada's.
But ...but...
I drew lots 5 and 17! I heard they were good! Do you have information from the inside?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:06,
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Arrrgh! b3ta with image + tutorial is long b3ta!
I can't be doing all that explanation stuff - plus I have a website for the tutorials.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54,
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don't worry, I just thought I'd remove the clouds of mystery from my posts
:)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56,
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I can see clearly now the rain has gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57,
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Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:59,
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Yes you never know when those golden showers of mind piss
will start.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:02,
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Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright,(bright)Sun shiny day
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:00,
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Gone are the cheese makers ermm warble
(bright) sun funny hay! a mouse!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01,
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hahahaha!
thankyou, also can i download pencils from somewhere as going outside scares me
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:29,
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"Sometimes, I use it on the pencil too."
Made me laugh heartily. Excellent tutorial!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:15,
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Yay for analog photoshop
i wish we had a board for the non-digital arts and crafts.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:54,
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:)
Anyone know what stadium that is? I assume somewhere like Blackburn?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:45,
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Presume its
a Manchester based club -probably chelsea*
*knows not a lot about cricketball
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:47,
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*knows not a lot about cricketball
Ahha, cheers
Don't remember Burnden Park but I doubt it was a worse experience than the tedious plastic nonsense of their new ground.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:50,
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to my knowledge
salford was where he based his paintings.
but my knowledge has a habit of being flawed at crucial moments.
EDIT: SEE!
oh.. well only 11 miles out.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:48,
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but my knowledge has a habit of being flawed at crucial moments.
EDIT: SEE!
oh.. well only 11 miles out.
Burnden Park
(Which I lived directly next to when at Bolton Uni back in '97 & '98)
when the ground moved to the Reebok Stadium, Burnden Park was set upon by 'Travellers' as a full time site.
What japes I had one evening coming home to find a set of their legs dangling out of our Kitchen window in a hurried escape with a black bag in our sink full of our CD's, videos and other such stuff inside.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:50,
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when the ground moved to the Reebok Stadium, Burnden Park was set upon by 'Travellers' as a full time site.
What japes I had one evening coming home to find a set of their legs dangling out of our Kitchen window in a hurried escape with a black bag in our sink full of our CD's, videos and other such stuff inside.
haha. You mentalist.
I went to Salford Uni but at least I had the foresight to live in Grappenhall ;)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:52,
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One of my mates ended up going to Salford Uni.
although just up the road in Bolton, I felt slightly better in my first year because the Halls of residence I was in didn't have bars on the ground floor windows.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:55,
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Salford is a fantastic Uni.
One of the best technical academies in Europe. Sadly it happens to be in Salford ( well much of it is ).
I was born in Salford. I am quite able to give unbiased comment. It's a shithole.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:59,
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I was born in Salford. I am quite able to give unbiased comment. It's a shithole.
Indeed it is, but then the entire North West suffers from the affliction
Bolton too had a damned good reputation for engineering based courses (hence I started on the civils course, progressing on to arch. technology)
Apart from the muggings and car showdowns I suffered while there, it was a surprisingly 'ok' place.
and at least it wasn't Preston.
not a patch on norfolk though
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01,
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Apart from the muggings and car showdowns I suffered while there, it was a surprisingly 'ok' place.
and at least it wasn't Preston.
not a patch on norfolk though
Oh god I was 7 weeks in Preston
refurbing Marks and Sparks. I can't tell you how much that pained me.
Still. Not a two-headed sibling in sight ;)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:05,
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Still. Not a two-headed sibling in sight ;)
Our churches may be much smaller in Norfolk because all the congregation sit on the same side...
But...
*trying to think up a witty retort*...
*fails*
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:06,
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*trying to think up a witty retort*...
*fails*
ahh, the poor misunderstood vermin
there was about 300K of work done by teeside council to make a travellers camp with lots of money spent on new built facilities for them
they smashed the lot up and assaulted the workers
yay, how misunderstood they are!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54,
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they smashed the lot up and assaulted the workers
yay, how misunderstood they are!
Argh
I was going to write something totally different here but then I had a thought
What do gypsies call us non-gypsy people?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56,
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What do gypsies call us non-gypsy people?
Do they pour their tea into us?
If so, I might have to grab a hat and so searching!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:00,
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I have nowt against 'true' gypsies and travellers
there are plenty of them here in Rural Norfolk, and they're lovely.
However, there are also plenty of 'modern' travellers as well.
Old Traveller "Lucky Heather"?
New Traveller "Lucky Heather? Or I'll break your legs".
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56,
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However, there are also plenty of 'modern' travellers as well.
Old Traveller "Lucky Heather"?
New Traveller "Lucky Heather? Or I'll break your legs".
I've got nowt against anyone
aside from the fucking scratters who think they can do anything they want and it's everyone elses fault when they do it
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:04,
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Good but did not show workings out
My CDC Tutorial
You will need:
Graphics tablet (I used my new netbook touch-screen), photo editing software, a cock.
1)Open image software and select brush tool and colour magenta
2)Ensure cock is erect. I find this helps
3)Press the cock and balls firmly against the screen and trace around using the stylus.
Result
EDIT: For added realism you can try jizzing onto the tablet/screen and then tracing around this too.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:52,
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You will need:
Graphics tablet (I used my new netbook touch-screen), photo editing software, a cock.
1)Open image software and select brush tool and colour magenta
2)Ensure cock is erect. I find this helps
3)Press the cock and balls firmly against the screen and trace around using the stylus.
Result
EDIT: For added realism you can try jizzing onto the tablet/screen and then tracing around this too.
This makes about as much sense to me as Jimmy Hill's kneecap invading China
They love him there!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:45,
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oh uneducated one!!
Magic Roundabout film called Dougal and the Blue Cat - Cult classic!
The cat was called Buxton
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:50,
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The cat was called Buxton
I apologise for my ignorance and plead my staggering youth
I almost thought it was a Harry Hill joke :o
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54,
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No problem but look out for it
it is very funny and watchable!!!
For all ages (including yours!!)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:58,
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For all ages (including yours!!)
Aiyeeee!
This gives me teh fear! I had the record of the soundtrack of the film when I was kneehigh t'grasshopper and the evil Witch / Queen woman scared the HOLY BE-JESUS out of me!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:13,
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She doesnt make a very good squirrel :(
I think I might have seen better vampires as well.
edit : notitec.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/kate-beckinsale-sexy-wallpaper-15.jpg
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:38,
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I think I might have seen better vampires as well.
edit : notitec.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/kate-beckinsale-sexy-wallpaper-15.jpg
I like your pictures better when you link to the original ;)
Didn't really get the whole Kate Beckinsale thing when Underworld came out, but I saw the sequel the other day and phwoaarrrrr.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:44,
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wow.... i read " the sun. holf from £9.50" as "shiny bum holes for £9.50"
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:38,
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And the evil bloke and his dog...
Hang on wasn't there a wizard too?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:30,
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I actually don't understand any of this.
My sum total knowledge of this Wally stuff is from b3ta. Is it a Yank thing?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01,
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in yank land it is waldo
not sure whish side of the atlantic it started.
wiki might though.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:47,
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wiki might though.
The twisty leg guy by the bogs is freaking me out.
I like that bumpercars have faces.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:29,
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I'm sure I've seen this exact fraction of this image
used for the same purpose in a screamer flash.
Edit - Yep, wasn't hard to find. www.funnyearth.com/html/games/Wheres_Waldo_Screamer.php
Edit edit - In fact now that I look at it your image even appears to have the border of the site you ripped it from left over. Come on!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:29,
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Edit - Yep, wasn't hard to find. www.funnyearth.com/html/games/Wheres_Waldo_Screamer.php
Edit edit - In fact now that I look at it your image even appears to have the border of the site you ripped it from left over. Come on!
so that's what they call those...
those things that make you stare for an undetermined amount of time before you are presented with a ghoulish face and accompanying primal scream sound clip?
edit- nope! not clicking the link.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:33,
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edit- nope! not clicking the link.
Yep, screamers
and every genius with a youtube account can post hilarious reaction videos...
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:34,
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Ha ha ha
I was RISing untill I saw you'd entered it in the compo.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:30,
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the guy just above wally/wendy whatever, and to the left, looks like he's in pissing competition with himself
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:30,
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chap near the guy on stilts is looking up his bum
maybe stilts man is goatse
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:37,
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don't worry about being out of practice
we now have a system whereby for every image posted, you'll find a convenient 'tutorial' written underneath, which allows for the new (and jaded) user to quickly pick up tips and tricks they had long since forgotten.
/it's a great pic btw :)
p.s. and if we don't adopt this 'tutorials' idea, we should do...
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post224101
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:26,
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/it's a great pic btw :)
p.s. and if we don't adopt this 'tutorials' idea, we should do...
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post224101
F4J unveil their new poster boy. He already had the Spiderman outfit.
Inspired by text message.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:07,
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i love mummy and daddy?
but the baby doesn't know who it's father is, neither does the mother, the slag.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:17,
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Has anyone done 'Fathers for Jaundice' yet?
Or is that a shit idea?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:27,
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ehh you're pretty decent already, man
i like that you shade with dots
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02,
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I quite enjoy it.
I never really expected my drawing style to end up like this.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:20,
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnice effort
/dies from mustard gas
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02,
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/dies from mustard gas
First, get a pencil.
Then you need some paper, now what I like to do at this point is snore snore, snore snore. Snore, boring snore, snore snore! And there you have it.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:02,
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i bet the quo boys love rolling with S.T.
skateboarding and what not
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:09,
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cooooooooooool
did you make that pic?
(oh i see the fish now,silly me hahaha)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:43,
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(oh i see the fish now,silly me hahaha)
Fucked around with the settings to accentuate the edges and light
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Hahahahaha
Yay!
Reminds me of the ratchett and clank 2 gun, discocannon or something. What a shitty game.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57,
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Reminds me of the ratchett and clank 2 gun, discocannon or something. What a shitty game.
haha, i think i played one of those games for like five seconds
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57,
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I took several photos of robots in a night club
Then I used photoshop to edit out the background and make it blue.
Now, the trick to making the lights snore, snore snore. Snore, snore snore snore.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57,
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Now, the trick to making the lights snore, snore snore. Snore, snore snore snore.
OKAY HERE GOES
FIRST: Do a sketch of what the thing is what is in your head what you want on the page
SECOND: Do some details what correspond with the thing in your head. REMEMBER: Robots have plenty antennae and many pipes and tubes.
ULTIMATE STAGE: Do an INK
AND DRAW IS COMPLETE
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:08,
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SECOND: Do some details what correspond with the thing in your head. REMEMBER: Robots have plenty antennae and many pipes and tubes.
ULTIMATE STAGE: Do an INK
AND DRAW IS COMPLETE
How I make my pictures
Copy relevant layers and paste into pictures.
Cack-handedly trim edges so their seam-tastic
Blur tool
Smudge
Blur tool
Bit more blur tool
Little bit more blur tool....
TOO MUCH HA HA HORRIBLE MESS.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:05,
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Cack-handedly trim edges so their seam-tastic
Blur tool
Smudge
Blur tool
Bit more blur tool
Little bit more blur tool....
TOO MUCH HA HA HORRIBLE MESS.
I just happen to be listening to Buddy Holly by Weezer and this somehow goes!
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