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(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# hahah
I knight thee SIR new_matt for services to B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# it's about bloody time
i'm almost 7!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Terry Pratchett got his shoulders tapped today
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Is there a "constant smell of fresh piant" mnode?



Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# are you breaking in a new keyboard
or is your typing butler pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I have fat fingers you insensitive twat!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# there's something very sad about this..
brilliant though
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)
[challenge entry] PanicWank2009
Where you have to chop one off before mum comes up the stairs with your tea!!

edit - cheap & quick. story of my life :)
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# panic wank..
"OH MY GOD, THE SHIP HAS HIT AN ICEBERG!"

*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# ahh now i understand this game
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Can I enter my Sig?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# 'Panic Wank' works well in the old Sloganiser
100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# who is worse...
the ones wanking or the dirty bitch watching them all in the background?
(Wonners ooooooooo JAM!!!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I'l just plonk this here then

Click for bigger (187 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Pfft.
That had me RISing for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# this is as good as it's gonna get
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# you say that
i've got a couple of belters for tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# crikey!
I can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# If you can get cornier than Luigiboard
you'll get my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# that is rather good
i'll give you that
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] SECOND!!!
ZOMG! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1111one
(vibrating tuna, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
Winner! Compo is over.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# go home
the internet is won
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Remember folks: If you feed the troll you're a jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# but who will eat my troll treats :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# me me!
ALLCAPS

look! I'm qualified!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Well it is apropos to the competition.
Something is definitely missing...
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# *clicks*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK!
FUCK?

ah..

bisto!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
#


Profile for vibrating tuna:
- a member for 2 years, 3 months and 20 days
- has posted 20 messages on the main board
- has posted 29 messages on the talk board
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Current status: TWUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
#
www.videojug.com/film/how-to-behave-on-an-internet-forum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] wii this, kufars
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# from orbit?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
#
ris?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# maybe thats 3rd now ..
ninjas are everywhere my friend
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Thanks to new advances in medical technology
Jesus saw the point of it.


Click for bigger (136 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
#


nicely xrayed there. well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] WII
*Placeholder for Mavis Beacon Teaches Titwanks*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Compo it
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# A bat pooing on John Prescott's pie


Previously: Michael Winner | Jeremy Clarkson

I've decided the bat is to have a name. Suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Danbert
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# hehehe
thats wonderful
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Call it "Gordon"
The pie is an analogy. It represents Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# :D
call him Batshit
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I haven't decided if it's a boy bat or a girl bat yet.
I was thinking of calling it a gender-neutral name like Fooby or Dirpy, but I do like your suggestion - straight to the point!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Call it B-17
Thats the name of a famous WW2 bomber plane
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Sounds like a rapper name.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# "YO I DROP MA BOMBS ON YO SHIT"
"YO SHIT'S ALL DEAD"

"YO"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Hillary
the fruit bat
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Cricket
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: Wii GAMES THEY'LL NEVER MAKE


We've been playing with our Wii all week, but the choice of software is a little safe. Show us the Wii games Nintendo will never publish.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I don't own a Wii
Nor have i ever seen one... nor do i play on consoles... cya in a week... YAWN
this weeks compo sponsored by nintendo.. I really hope you get a Wii out of this...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I don't like videogames. This compo is rubbish. Moan moan moan. Every song is written about me.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# buy me a beer and we can
moan about it together. What the fuck does a wii game even look like?
How about.
"badly conceived gaming software unlikely to make it to market, not platform or publisher specific"? For those of us over the age of fucking 12 or with jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I qualify on both of those latter counts
and I have a Wii. They're great fun

/this being said, I'm not a trad. console 'gamer' but I enjoy it for what it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I know one thing
that Nintendo will ever publish. Anything for grown-ups :P

Edit:// and to be honest there are no consoles in my house nor will there ever be. My son will not grow up to be subverted by shite that serves no purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# no wife-beating games
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# ~ Pasanonic on entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# My console (+games and extras) was kinda of supplied by 'NUTS' magazine in a roundabout way :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I did have a PS2 for a while
but it only served as the dvd player for the bedroom.
I have high hopes for my child and in the same way that you have fat kids because you feed them rubbish I'm of the opinion that the mind works the same way.
He starts military school in 2 and a half years and they are going to be impressed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# opinion? it's fact
I'm so retarded now if I merely turn on a tv I am suddenly compelled to drool

I really should be using my spare time to study instead of looking at nonsense on the internet, the brian is turning to jelly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# "brian"
It's started already!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# it's all in the details
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Modern military training uses computer games
Its becoming popular in UK and US armies.
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# you know, in the late 60's they tried to use pong style games for reaction training
the conclusion at the time was "it's crap"

:D

tho yes, they do use some slightly more realised games these days
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# And your point is?
I've not discounted video gaming. We do some of that together.
I'm saying that driving little cartoon cars around and pretending to be a rock star by pressing coloured buttons are not on his agenda.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# you're going to be so disapointed when he becomes a pimp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Are you fucking kidding?
That's better than I could expect. Think of the fun we'd have discussing cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# fun is not on his agenda?
Running over people and pretending to shred guitar is pure fun.
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Fucking this.
I don't get why people think gaming is less worthwhile than say, board games or darts. It's a game - the fact that it's on a screen doesn't detract from that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# throwing screens at a dartboard in a pub sounds like fun
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# "One thooooousand and EIGHHHHHHTY"p
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# you should know better than to
be backing someone up when they are assuming things rather than accepting the facts.
I've not said a bad word about video gaming. I just don't do consoles because anything worthwhile on a console is on a PC, looking and playing much better and the rest is pointless junk filling in dead-time for chavs and wasters after Jeremy Kyle has finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# That's not a fact, that is merely your opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I was talking about the facts as stated by me
per my son and what he is allowed and not allowed to do. Every counter offered here has been to something I never actually wrote.
Assumption, it's a waste of everyone's time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# You see you are doing it again.
reading some of my words and then making comments based upon what you want me to have said rather than anything I have actually written.
I've not mentioned him being in the army ( at 12 ) but you want to tell me how the army trains then I've not mentioned that my son, who is a fine, well-balanced and very happy boy, is not allowed to have fun but you tell me that's what I'm saying.

My son, and my nephews for that matter, plays classical guitar, he has an electric guitar and a cornet. Why should he want to pretend to play when he can just go and play?
It does not have to have a 3 pin plug on it for it to give you fun.

There's the problem with consoles. It turns you into imbeciles who can't equate fun to anything other than sitting on a couch punching buttons to the shiny pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# As a console and PC gamer, I resent the implication.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# And to be honest madam
I don't actually give a fuck. I know the difference between educational and mind-numbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Those aren't exhaustive options.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# To be honest i welcome mind-numbing fun gaming after a day of studying
Masters in engineering is really fucking hard.
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Yeh but it's not rocket science!
Oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# So you also won't let him read books, make airfix models, etc.?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# ...browse B3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# cheers for the new textures on /links btw, good stuff yet again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# He can do anything which is educational
and I'm looking at over 1000 books on shelves right now. No shortage of reading in this house.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# yes, but your Razzle collection may not get him his 11+ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# mod them for nefarious illegal cracking purposes
"ignore that thing in the office, it's just a tv game"

not that I endorse such behaviour of course*


*yes, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Good work. I'm a/was a PC gamer, and I maintain that it's a superior machine for gaming but I love my Wii none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# PC gaiing is the best, but
I managed to get my parents to play games on the Wii, that was special.
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# ^What she said.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# i dont understand the game
whats the aim of the game inthe pic?
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# You lost the game
(it's down the back of the sofa)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Fuuuuucccck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] spang
For that you get this THE Wii GAME geddit?


i didnt realise this was a compo at first
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# You're supposed to move her into the bathroom.
But she keeps trying to get back to the fridge. Very tough game.

/has no idea what a Wii is.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I believe "HAVE A FUCKING WASH!!" is the title.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# It's a games console.
The selling point is that the controller is motion-sensitive, and most of its games make use of the motion sensing. The way you move the remote is emulated by the character or object on-screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I'd like to see Wii Jogging combined with Tesco Grocery Shopping
For that full "Quick walk down to the shops to buy some milk and maybe a loaf of bread" simulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# she's a big lady
*goes wiik at the kniis*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# How about simply:
"GAMES THEY'LL NEVER MAKE"? Else it'll be a week of bitching and counter-bitching.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I think we did that one already.
Though I'm inclined to agree - the Wii's hook is the motion-sensitive remote, so I predict a challenge of little but wanking sim games.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# And a week of "Bindun" posts
Wonder if Wii will ever have a GOOD Star Wars game.
"Force Unleashed" wasn't very good. Finished it in a day. Just glad we rented it from Blockbusters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# *BITCHES*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# *GRENADES*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# *GRANDADS*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Why just Wii games?
Seriously, Fraser, think these things through.
;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# What she said.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I don't even care enough about video games to be upset about the image challenge.
I WIN, or something.

I'm not sure what game the sample image is supposed to be suggesting though; "pin the tattoo on the fat lady's norks", maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Right, you do know that most of the porn wii games are being made by the japs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I cried at the ending of "Partially Alien Schoolgirl VS Tentacle Monster Okai"
it was deep, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Wii Games They's Never Make
Is what it says on the front page. Both times.

EDIT: In fact, it says that everywhere except in this post. I actually hope it's intentional, as if it should be said in a west country accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Sling it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# but...
why?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I guess he didn't like the purse . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# An Armydillo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Well Armyed too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside!
armadillos!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Not to mention that in some parts they are rather inexpensive . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# cheaper than sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Mutton's cheaper than sheep . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# yep, roadkill, the other other white meat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# They're going like pancakes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# mmmmmmm, pancakes......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# With real maple surple !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# oooohhh, you naughty tempter, you!
bugger, it b e bingo tiem. 'bye all, i'll try to come back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# BINGO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I have to go and eat tea now! D:
Trust you to be on NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# you know me
i'm like a pube in your soup, i always turn up at the wrong time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# pffft!!
blobstrops eh?..........:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Ooooooh . . . you've heard the sound too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I'M SCARED AND AFRAID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# DUCK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I wouldn't eat a duck, even if it asked me real nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# How about if one paid you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Depends if the duck is a robot or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Prolly just a decoy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# and aroused?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Well duuuuuuuuhhhhh.
Hey, Smushy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# hello, little toaster
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# How are you and your face?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# great!
we are looking forward to bingo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Superb! If you win, I expect you to treat me to a beer.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# yeah, I would be too
if I knew what was coming next

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# That would be the feature attraction !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# fucking shitty feature attractions!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# But it's all about magnets . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# OH GEE, NOW I'M ANXIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# yeah, I'd be anxious too
as the thing after the thing coming next is just adding insult to injury, and also additional injury
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Armadillo handbag??



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Yes . . . a very handy weapon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# It keeps comin back..again..again...
Right, gotta goo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Gotcha goo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# dillo hurling
predated bouzkazi by a number of centuries
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure this really counts for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Suppose it's more filling it in rather than taking something out.
Who cares? It's nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# He removed the gap
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# an absense of nothing
deep :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# ^ This
I was going to do this with a Polo mint thereby subverting the brand. But I approve of it being done with a landmark.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaah yes . . . monuments !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Frozen in carbonite?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Best stuff to make time capsules with !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# heheh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# i'll get the hang o' this meme thing..
..one day:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# arf!
anything shark-related gets my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hoorah! it's you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Indeed

meh, I have to go now

plz to gaz me should sexytime occur
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# sexytime is ALWAYs occurring with you around
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# it is me
but only for the next ten minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
sharx am nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I think that that got my eyes crossed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# *goes through checklist*
Yup, looks real to me.
Have a "What is this, Real Photo Wednesday?" comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# FAKE!!
No........er..........there's summat wrong here, i just can't put my finger on it......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# done lots but still funny
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Shirley you wouldn't be surprised to learn that over the years, this has been done lots
but this is a fine instance of the meme all the same
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# kinda figured mustapha been:)
your nest one's a cracker:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Weeee

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# wunderbar
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# same problem here

Helicopter: No
Bridge: No
Shark: No
Man on Rope Ladder: No
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# hahhah
yeehaw
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Sturdy Leia
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Imagine her hitting you on the top of the head with those things.
It'd be like Michael Parkinson interviewing Ali.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I've been smacked about the head with a pair of natural HHs
and lived.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# lies! i never touched you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Welcome back online, Smashy! (even if it is just temporary)
No, wasn't you. But the lady in question has since moved to Liverpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# i couldn't even manage a light concussing nowadays
i'm down to DD's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Noooo!
How are we meant to wear your bras on our heads? Or use them as hammocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# i've kept a couple of the old ones
for just such occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I remember the shock...
...on Mrs. G's face when she came home and told me, in hushed tones, that she was an E.

For my part, they scare the bloody life out of me. Thank god we're not having kids because they would grow up with a fear of the moon.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# i've been a JJ before now
they get attention, but they bloody cripple your back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# You need a volunteer or two
to walk around supporting them for you.

Arrgh, that Animal Crossing advert is so bland it just... sucks the higher brain functions right out of my skull. Arrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# it is crap.
i feel the need after watching it to bring on the trumpets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Bring on the trumpets!
That's just silly. They're trying to become a meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Madre de dios!
I've been told that the whole "I have to sleep on my back, with a bra on!" thing is a pain in the arse too far.

Attention? Talk about suffering for your art!
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# You were a JJ?
A squirrel?
(beemoh, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
#
/Rocky Balboa blog
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# What, interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Indeed, sir.
And would be followed for years after by much slurring.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Aha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!
;)

edit: now put it in a gold bikini!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# good job you tagged that
i could see it appearing in the times tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# well thats the first one born...i think it might be twins...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# ROFLCopterRotor
Nicely!
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Nice floatation devices as well !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha

swamp thing

speaking of which..
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Swamped indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)
# OK... have I missed many of these?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# hot diggety
lets see this one in the dancing girl costume
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Pffffft
Keeps on puffin
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# there's an easier way to stop him smoking
just don't set him on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# you got that right
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# yay!
that looks like fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Depends on which end you light . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I fucking hate my job

Just spent 14 minutes being shouted at by some mis-informed Jamaican about some shit or another, and me trying to convince him that it's the wrong number without calling him a dull cunt. Thankfully he took the hint and hung up after that; any longer and his phone number would've been posted in a few sex rooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# How did you know he was Jamaican?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# presumably he told some jokes about his wife ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Jamaica?
etc
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# etc?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# hahahaha epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I fucking love you.
But the response to "Jamaica?" should just be "Yes".

I thought.

But that is entirely wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# feeling's mutual man
i made this ages ago and thus very rough - i had no idea how to do transparency at the time. looks okay half the time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# "My wife's gone to Indonesia"
"Jakarta?"
"Only as far as the airport. She flew the rest of the way."
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# :D
*remembers for future*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# EPIC!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# hahahahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I don't know
just bein' racist n shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Sod it...he started it
SHOW NO MERCY
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# jobs are shite
they suck the fun from life.
also, hello all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# there's fun in life?
when was this I missed it or someone didnt send me the memo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# we were too busy having fun to send memos
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Ha. MEMO TO SELF : HAVE MORE FUN.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# MEMO TO SELF: BEWARE OF TOFFEE-BOILING DWARFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ha ha ha whut?
....saying that, now I have questioned it, that probably is the next thing that will happen to me
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# i saw it on a t-shirt and it amused me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Apparently...
...you're supposed to take where you can get it.

This doesn't excuse Josef Fritzl's behaviour, mind you.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Been on holiday?
Or just found something better to do? (Not likely ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# no, just internetless.
i'm in my sister's for an hour so i'm on her laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh, i was internetless for a while, it's good to be back though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# being internetless sucks donkey butter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Hey there . . . that ashually sounds like fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# well, admittedly, some sucking can be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Bungeeungulate!
Put the call straight through to the senior boss without saying a word. Let the boss hear what kind of crap you have to put up with.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I so wish this was possible
his phone would assplode :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# That last step's a thriller . . .
in one ear and out the . . . well you know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Jabba the Hott
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# hahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Son of a beach !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# hahaha-that's insane
sun creme's a nice touch..lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hehe
jabba the beach hut
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# This ticks all the right boxes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Muwahahaha
love it.*a-click*
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Been playing peekaboo with my daughter...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# is your penis involved somehow?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ooof
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# in the loosest possible sense...
in that it's not detachable (yet)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Presumably, at conception.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# In a dungeon?
pleasant!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I have a way with interior decor...
*sees a red door*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# you gotta wet the towel,then walk back to the castle and drip it on the plaster of paris in the statue
(sorry,it looks like the pub basement from broken sword 1)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# chortles
she's a cutie:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# i love that
room :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Is it just me that thinks this?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hahahah
JAFFA!
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Jade Go'ouldy?
*doesn't watch stargate*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# its kinda shit the way shes actually dying and still being slagged,but hey,thats death!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# she was a dispicable racist pariah previously
cancer cures racism it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I dunno about that.
I think that she is/was just ignorant. It isn't an excuse, but she should never have been a pariah. A laughing stock, maybe. Or even an object lesson.

And when you scratch the surface of many Britons, especially the last generation, the racism is still there. Maybe that explains her media draw.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I think as she is terminal...
perhaps wiping your arse on face and chucking a used condom on her forehead might be deemed a bit harsh.


Of course pre-cancer, this would hae been widely applauded.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# what a hypocritical image!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Walkies
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
Click!
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Pics of the refurb?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# FUCKING AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
is that 2 tortoises humping in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# 2 At-at's
But it didn't come out too well.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Haha
I never even saw them!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# be-a-utiful
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH!, bastard, office lols *click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Yup
nicely!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# yay!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Most impressive.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahahaha ace!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# hahahaha
Bucking frilliant! Awww - theyre soo kyooooote!

Love the ones humping in the B/G too.

I click with great vengeance and furious anger!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# hahahaha... brilliant
needs more plastic bag of at-at shit
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# The Force Unleashed?
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# The Force On Leash morelike :)
good spang btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# oh wow
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# ahahaha
click
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# oh the lols...
looks like the kind of thing chad vader would do!
(venort apparently exists, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:12, archived)
# You Kanst Make Uz BBQ in the Zemi Final!
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
How are they so fat (in real life)?

They only eat 1 mouthful from every meal FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# i have to say... this is a nice schnitzel, but your bratwurst has let you down
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
This is wan taff competition
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ha ha hail
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
Nice work, Gregg...getting on telly when YOU'RE ONLY A FUCKING GREENGROCER!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Brill!
(Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Gelraiser
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hahahahah
terry christian's let himself go...

kitten/skateboard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# OHH! PAY ME! LAWYER'S SALARY, PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# "Game of Life" TV advert
went with Battleships, Kerplunk and Buckaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# aha
it's you daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ooh where's that from?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
USE THE GEL!!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Priceless expressions.
Priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# whahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# USE THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# That is fuckin' horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# heheh
Now with hair compressing JPG formula!

Whatever happened to THE GEL mini meme?

EDIT - oh, there it is *points above*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Mine was only from yesterday
and I forgot about the whole gel thing when I posted....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# The silly little idea wasn't going away, so I had to do this
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# top pootlin' skillorz
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)

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