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[challenge entry] you shouldnt wank in excess
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
*sings a Rocket From the Crypy song*

EDIT: I yam having scrummy yummy homemade veggie soup with a tomato based soup with lots of lully cabbage, carrots, cellery, mushrooms and peppers.
What are you lot having for lunch today.
Just image the Dave the Facts image.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Chicken, bacon, lettuce and cheese & onion walkers crisps
bloody lovley
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# That is a hell of a lot of flavours for
one packet of crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I was thinking this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I won their challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# They didn't use my bull frog and cod liver oil one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I just made myself a bacon sandwich.
BACONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# So far 50% of b3ta lunches feature sliced pig:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# 150g of blueberries
most of them were sour.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Are you sure it wasn't 149g?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I only go by what the box says. The box would never lie.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Boxes of Twiglets do!
They say they contain twiglets and after I've had them for an hour it starts lying to me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# this strange phenomenon also applies to boxes of Jaffacakes, Celebrations, and various other boxed delights.
I think it's a snack food conspiracy.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# But interestingly not in boxes of chocolate when owned by grannies.
They're still there from 1978 and have turned from dark to white chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# cigarettes and chewing gum
and a pint of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I have a pint jug that I always have me tea out of
Tea should be served in pints.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# very true
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# that actually looks like a large bulbous bellend
pumping back and forth with a £10 note tucked behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# oh deary me
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# CANNOT UN-SEE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# He'll find you...
Cheggers Plays Cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# he always does sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaha
Looks like Chegger's lost his keggers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Silly fool
Postbox is not safe hiding place from Cheggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ugh. What has been seen cannot be unseen
/wishes she'd never turned Channel 5 on that fateful night
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *wishes he'd believed his housemate and not googled it*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Yup
There were definately a few googles seen that night!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^haha O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# christ... that was horrible...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'd all but erased that from my memory! DAMN EWE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# very sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# there is no escape
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha the horror, the horror
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# ARRRGGHHH!!!!, noooooo... years of therapy, ruined!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# noooo!
*has flashback*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
still that's better than Death proof
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# fuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# it's a good hiding place till he finds you
then you're at his mercy
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# haha :D
nooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Um, no...no, climb up yourself...



Yes, I know it's a bit rubbish/obvious but I really liked the source so wanted to play with it with my limited Photoshop™ skillz0rz
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Good to see Kenny teh Kenken's skin complaint is clearing up nicely.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Aww, he's lovely really...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# he is....but still.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# *fears*
*hides behind a cushion*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# GET SOME SUN MAN!
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# yikes! scary eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Yes. I think it was the eyes that made me want to mess about with the original
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# My god!!!!
Is he... is he... waering a tie!!???

Nice work missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hahah!
Some things just have to be done I guess.

Thanks sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# late night was it, kerry?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Heh...
Nicely done, sir.


Does this mean that when I get home I can eat your brains out? ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# *narrowly avoids posting obvious but rude reply*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Um, okay...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Oh you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# he's not looking well
do wish him a speedy recovery for me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# really nice!
if he wants me to have a go just gaz me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Aww
I knew you'd be along to put me to shame soon enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hahha
not to shame its ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# *YOINK*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# argh
great stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] super mario word



(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha!
shoot the little fecker!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I don't see what people get all pissed off with the assistant for.
After you install office he pops up when you first open word, you right click, select tool, turn off office assistant and you never see them again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# but you know he's still there,
waiting, watching everything you type and tutting to himself...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# MAybe these people re-install office every time they want to use it?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Maybe they're made of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Maybe his head had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Well if you will tug it like that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# "After you install office he pops up when you first open word"
No he doesn't.

But that's because I'm not a brainless fucktard, so I always do a custom install of Office specifically to remove shitty stuff like the "Assistant".
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Needs less Clippy,
Needs more Mario.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahah, ok, I'm gonna have to click that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# you sir
are consistently genius


this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Eh? A decent entry for the Wii Challenge?
:)

Oh and it should be called WORD TRAINING

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# It looks like you need a click
*clicks*
(Cloudane, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# brilliant
and 100% more intuitive than Word on PC. I bet it wouldn't shove a bloody border around a text box as default either.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Heheee
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# * clicks furiously *
I wish this was an Assistant plug in on word. Far better than that paper clip bastard.
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Definite click
hadn't bothered looking at the compo for a while because most entries were rubbish and unimaginative and took about 40 seconds from conception to posting. Particularly mine.
But this is brill!
(Tony Macaroni hello, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# oi!
stop hogging the frontpage you legend!
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Not sure where this came from
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# That's hooj! It's bigger than that hellicopter!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# This coathanger is big
That helicopter is far away
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# It a cow
Cowhanger!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# imagine the size
of the jacket! or perhaps the shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahahha, you utter loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# That movie is a real guilty pleasure for me
ITV2 always show the uncut version for extra giggles

And ace work!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Cheers!
What's different about the uncut version?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# John Lithgow gets to do a song and dance routine
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha if only!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# it's strange... John Lithgow is actually a really good actor, so how the fuck did he end up in 3rd Rock form teh Sun?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# ^this^
And it's a bit more violent.
And whatsisname from Eastenders gets more sweary
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Stallone was in eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Maggie from Northern Exposure...
Ooh, yum.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# arse, feck etc.

apologies for size.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hehe...
it's a feckflick.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Is that what you say to mrs dudley?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# "a alcoholic?"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# whoops.
missed the "n"
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# a alcoholinc?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# an
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Lemonclockparty.com
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Update reflected loaf please! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Now that I have got a load other stuff out of the way
I will getting back on it with much alacrity
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Yay! :D
Your drawings bring me glee :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# This hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# +1
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE SHIT?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# WAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# LOL UR WATCHING THE WATCHMEN.
LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
The dirty little fecks!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
super
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
reminds me of the 'if you can read this you're gay' trick from primary school. Still funny... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW
but more importantly who watches the watchers of the watchmen?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ME.
FROM THE SAFEROOM.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# THERE ARE CAMERAS AND SHIT AND STUFF AND OH GOD ITS TURNING INTO SAW IX
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Isn't that the one they teamed up with Police Academy XLVI?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# BUT WHO KEEPS THE SAFE ROOM SAFE?!
*runs around aflap*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# NONONO
IT IS A ROOM INSIDE A SAFE. YOU CANNOT GET SAFER THAN THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# WHAT'S THE NIEGHBOURHOOD LIKE?!
ARE THE NEIGHBOURS NICE? IS THER A NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH SCHEME? I MUST KNOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I READ THAT AS SAFFRON
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# THERE IS SAFFRON IN THE SAFEROOM ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# oh yes
*woogasms*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahahahah
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] They tried to make me go to Wii-hab and I say 'no no no'
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
will work especially well with the shakes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# lowest point today.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Oh well
every day must have one!

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# oh hai im a noob lol*


CFB

*May not be a noob
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# yeah!
say no to the haters!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# mmmm lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Nearly all the reviews I've read have been 90% positive.
Looking forward to it.

Also: Woo to your moist picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Nice rains
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *URGH* WATCHMEN MINDPISS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Shouldnt you be off pillaging and raping with scotish pirates or something?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# NONONONnonononno
That was like all yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Oh Ok then, what is it today?
Welsh scat rap?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Skee-bobba-ba! Dap!-ah-doodah. Boyo.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# awesomely atmospheric as aways!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# NEWSLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I think it's disgraceful.
Zombies are people, too!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I'm wondering if the Mail has covered the actual story online?
the comments there 'could' be priceless
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# oh god
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# They are actually surprisingly tolerant and suportive
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1152466/One-armed-presenter-scaring-children-parents-tell-BBC.html
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I've just found that myself :)
Tony, from Dartford seems to be quite unpopular with his comment.

and Lionel Candsworth, London, UK seems to be a right c*nt
"What ever next! Will I be paying my licence fee to watch someone without any legs! Or will they be scaring my kids with someone with absolutely no limbs whatsoever! That'll give them nice DREAMS won't it! Give me my money back BBC and Pull your socks right up!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# agreed
Lionel Candsworth is a right cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Well he was Cunt of Olde London Town 2007
He also was for 2008 even though he didn't win. He just wouldn't give the title back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahah, I scanned though for the unpopular posts too....
I'm still unsure whether or not some of them were serious, or taking the piss...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hah hahaha
I bet that is really screwing some readers heads up! What, they like her?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# we should be more tolerant of our zombie brothers and sisters
*waits for CBeebies presenter has CDC for arm shocker headline*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hahahahahah! There needs to be more zombie presenters (aside from the ones on home shopping channels)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# what the world of television needs is more Greg Scott
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ... that reminds me of a fuggin bizzare dream I had a while back
I dreamt I was watching one of those late night "home shopping UK gold" channels and one presenter promptly murdered the other by shoving an electric egg whisk in their face... And it appeared I was the only one who had seen it and I was trying to explain it to the police over the phone???
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hahahahahahah, damn, and i though I had strange dreams :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# LOL
PLEASE GOD WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN... and take the parents who complained round the back for a swift drubbing with an ashtray. Oh, and a lesson in parenting.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Alice Chalmers in Wonderland
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Pantychrist will be pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I are.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Yay! Tractor!
Actually, I'm not really a fan of those any more...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# No, don't do it!
That joke... GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hmmm?
what joke?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# really. what does that make you then...
*starts the car*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# "Taxi"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# oh dear god, please don't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I've really
got no idea what you're all banging on about. Sorry...help me out, someone?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# who the fuck is alice chalmers?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha...
great song.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# no, seriously...
who the fuck is Alice Chalmers?
*edit* never mind- I just googled it.
A tractor with a gay name.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I've absolutely
no idea, and refuse to google.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# haha!
thanks for saving me the effort!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I was wondering the same thing about half an hour ago
I have been enlightened
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# See who says the internet is not educational
I learnt loads here....Things like not to image search "lemonparty" for example....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] New must-have Wii accessory
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Ooh, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# ha! nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# HIM!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# genius!
*clickty click*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# is it me, or can i see rude things in this?
b3ta corrupted my innocent mind...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# It's only rude
without sufficient lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I didn't intentionally put anything rude in
But now I feel I should have
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# very nice...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# oh, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I like this
also
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# *clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] wii search engine
(jameslamont nec paracus nec speramus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Quick stick a Wii box around that!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# doitdoit
do it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# but remember to ramp up the colours and decrease the resolution first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# what a shit challenge this is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# one word EVO-fucking-LUTION!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post360396
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# that's 3
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# YOU!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Tmesis-lols
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# yay!
but feels a bit sorry for poor extinct sock dinosaurs...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# they had a good life :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# this had better be the new compo tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Google mail crashed this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# lol oh god...what a travesty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *tries again*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# that's
wiilly tenuous...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# WiiS
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'm RISing like a mong with a Rubick's Cube™
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha.
Isn't there a new show on cbeebies like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# GFAIL. Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hahah
Just in time for it to come back online!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# GAD
DAMNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# That sounded really bitchy, didn't it?
I didn't mean it that way, it genuinely made me laugh as both me and my missus have been trying to get on for a bit.

Edit: Also downforeveryoneorjustme.com/ said it was online, it lied!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Don't fret pet...
I'm not mortally offended. Tis but a flesh wound.

Ok, not really, just thought you were laughing at my (typical) crap timing!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# haha...
good old gfail.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# It's just their test run to see what percentage of the world stops when they do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# For a moment there
I saw the twisted face of Armageddon peering over the horizon. It was either that or an arse-hamster.

Edit: Silly joke from here, sort of NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# the old ones are the best
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# ow do?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I'd forgotten all about it until I typed 'Armageddon'
I rarely hear that word these days without remembering the newsreader/host cracking up
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Get Stephen!


Sorry, don't know how to animate yet!
(sunray18, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I think it's probably best that you don't
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# RACISMLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Explain to me why this is racist please?
It is quite unpleasant, but not for any racial reason that i can fathom.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Racist killing, now has a place in history as a defining moment in revealing institutionalised racism in the police force following their failure to adequately deal with the murder.
See the Macpherson Report.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# It's not that it's directly racist
just that jokes about the murder of a black teenager for what appeared to be racial motivations would fall under the category of 'RACISMLOL', and (IMO) are in rather poor taste
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# LOL
brutal murder
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# my chuckle glands
remain in a state of rest...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ^what it said
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ^something about what they said
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# yay!
tell it how it is
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# don't bring a knife to a gun fight
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hmmm...
how NOT to make a b3ta post...

1. pick a murder
2. take the piss out of a dead guy
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Happy Tuesday, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# and him a Doctor an' all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# prescribe me some more cocaine Watson
there's a good fellow
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# You poor fool!
Wait till you see those goddamn bats.
*swats*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# tenuous:P
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hmmm intriguing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# SPANG
SPANG
SPANG
SPANG
SPANG
SPANG
SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# consider me spanged
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# haha!
at least it's not lemon entry, Watson!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# name that tune
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Born to be Wild
/Get your motor running, head out on the Highway
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# run over a head
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# born to be wild?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# V8 trainers beheading the highway
the Prodigy remix
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# their new album is quite alright
especially the Manfred Mann track at the end
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# SHUCKS!
When the fuckity did that come out? Im so out of touch with the 'commercial' music game. To think i used to be a huge prodge fan too. Oh, the shame.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# yesterday
don't beat yourself up too much :)
It's only about £6 in Morrisons too, they're such a bunch of rock and roll punk gods :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# im downloading it as i speak
FROM PLAY.COM!

I cant be fucked with CDs anymore, so im trying out their uber legal download service like a good boy. No way im nabbing something like this for free - kieth flint needs money for hair gel.

I just hope its not shit.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# or Keef as he is credited on the sleeve notes :D
Play's digital download service is pretty spiffy, I bought a couple off there the other day that weren't about in shops.
No DRM or any faff, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# yeah - its a logical way forward for me
I just cant believe that in some places like HMV, the mp3 download is more expensive than the cd album, which has a case and booklet and that. Craziness.
Plus, £6 is a good price for an album. Not £15 like they used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# crikey - "thunder" is a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# The new Prodigy Album is great
the first track on the lost beats ep...The Big Gundown a.k.a Comanche is a stonker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# not as good as the last one
or one before that
or one before that
or one before ...oh no, that one was shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# the last album was shit.
as was the first, but that was just a two's up to the rave scene at the time

the other albums where good..I think someones talking out his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Jesus built my Hotrod?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Running Engine Road Decapitation
What is this, quiz tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# machinehead? Decapitate on route 66?
its good, but its not right.

Say what you see, people..
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# "Big end's gone, head on a road!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Motorhead
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] for gods sake you idiots, when are you going to realise?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
*yays*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# he's having a jolly old time!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# And no willy that makes it a very rare HT collectable:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# crikey!
I shall print it on a T-Shirt and pretend to be you in a pub :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# And I shall put on wellies
and pretend to be you in wellies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# crikey, you'll be fighting off the wimmin
with the power of toats and the power of meat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Wii not needed? Is it on Xbox then?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# After'ning Toasty
I how you be well?

I used to hate those toys, but now I have that strange 'wistful' thing going on about simpler times. There's no way I'm old enough to have that regardless of what angle you look at it from.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Were you born in 1754?
cup and ball and "hoop" were aspirational playthings in your day :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *shakes frail fist*
Why, I oughta wap you round the jush you insolent whelp!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# yay!
cup and balltastic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Who needs Bonestorm! Dont be a cup & ball hog!!
^ classic simpsons quote.

Lovely work mister toats. I like the dribble.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# fuck yeah
*click*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Think It Would Be A Better Idea?

De-RIS:- www.ohgizmo.com/2009/02/24/at-at-walker-dominates-the-rebels-80s-style/

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# gravesend is the tattooine of kent
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# You seem to be forgetting Chatham...
...although Gravesend isn't far behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Chisel, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# i feel like this mighht get me arrested
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# For beheading people?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# and attaching levitation devices to severed heads
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# you're going to jail now!
tj: can I say, that maplin is poo

the first order I've ever made with them and they get it completely wrong.

I am most sad now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I've been into a few stores
and you're lucky if one of the members of staff knows anything about electronics.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ^this
their staff are completely useless
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I have to say I disgree.
They shop guys know diddly squat but if it's a proper maplin then they'll have the trade counter at the back with a pretty knowledgable bloke there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I guess the yts kid was on picking when I ordered
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah they need a good beating.
Or worse still start bullshitting me on audio issue.
We there about a month ago some of the lil tykes was happily telling me that I should buy some generic mic was the most robust and used mics in the world.
Not only did I make him look a complete twat in front of customers and coworkers alike. He got a fifteen minute lecture on Shure SM58's that he won't forget in a hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# heh
UPSELL SHIT UPSELL SHIT!

ahh

it's still shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# For my needs it's great.
If I need to repair something electronical they usual have exact component I need instock. If I need audio equipment I'll go to an professional audio shop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# this was just desparate "NEED THIS SHIT, MUST GET THIS DONE"
have random boards lying about that need to be cased/tested/binned/used etc

too much crap lying about

I'm needing a random bunch of electronic stuff, most of it won't be sourced from maplins.

I do still need to find a cheap eprom eraser, the ones I find on ebay look a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# how do you confuse the little hexagonal screws used for attaching motherboards
with a set of fucking duracel AAA batteries

what a poo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# And AAA batteries confuse polydrive screwdrivers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Cheap batteries then?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# they sent me a set of AAA duracel batteries instead of the standoffs which I'm desparate for (hence maplin)
ok, just phoned them, they are going to resend the correct item and I can keep the batteries

\o/

the universe is saved

unless of course they send me 3 lengths of red plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# To be fair
If you knew about el;ectronics you wouldn't work in a shop would you... you'd be an lectrician and earn more than minimum wage
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Hahah, the girl has a point
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# i had to buy a replacement laptop adapter for my grilfriends laptop after a dog chewed the original
we picked out the right one and took it to the counter where a smarmy woman asked me if i had selected the correct one because it might be "the wrong current". I reassured her that it was the right one. She looked at me dubiously and then suggested that I buy a different one. I again told her no. She then started muttering that many people say the same thing and then end up trying to bring them back the next day. I then told her that I had a degree in electronic engineering and that my girlfirend, standing next to me had a degree in computing and that between us we could probably work it all out. She went a little red.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I like that
but I think it would have been just as good a yarn without the invention of the girlfriend character ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# haha
and then i got in my millenium falcon and flew home
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# did you have pudding when you got home?
or eggs and bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I get annoyed when
staff ask if they can help, when they clearly can't.

Like in Dixons/Currys/whatever it's called this week.

"Do you sell multiregion DVD recorders?"
Assistant proceeds to scan the cards on the shelf.
I slap my forehead and leave
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Urgh, this
Why would I need you to help me with something I'm just as capable of doing, and will have done before you came over, probably much more carefully than you are.

But then, I have a real thing about being harrassed in shops, if I want help I'll come to you. I can deal with quick 'need any help?' or 'you okay there?' if it's someone who CAN help, that's just polite/professional, but don't follow me around or keep talking if I clearly tell you I'm fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Oh, god - this!
Assistant: "Hi there, can I help at all?"

Me: " ... "

Me: "I doubt it."

(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# who's the wobbly head on the right? I totally missed this meme :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# we like to keep it that way


his name is freebase. he's for those in know
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# in other words
clique-meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# lucky you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)

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