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UPDATE:: Rocket Axolotl is available on Vimeowww.vimeo.com/3662421 CFB
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:18,
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Rocket axolotl for the motherfucking wiiin!
:D *cleeck*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:20,
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hahaha
what could be better than an axolotl on a rocket *clicks*
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:20,
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Two axolotls on a rocket!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:21,
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Don't be silly now
What about friggin lasers though?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:25,
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What lasers do in the privacy of their own homes is entirely up to them!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:29,
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I was thinking of laser too
coming out of the nose cone of the rocket but I thought perhaps a muthafuckin' AXOLOTL on a rocket was excitement enough :)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:30,
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It was
/edit: oooh vimeo
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:36,
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Yays
Jetting axolotls ftw! EDIT: Compo it!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:21,
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Joyous
Compo that baby!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:23,
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^_^
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:24,
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delightful
i like his one little flailing arm.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:26,
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fabulous!
even this diddy version!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:29,
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Yes unfortunately optimisation is a cruel master!
but the Vimeo file should be good
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:32,
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*wates eagerly*
yay! even sexier!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:33,
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this lully and dangerous
2 of my favorite things :D
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:31,
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You utter, utter showoff
Please accept this axolot'o'clicks.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:48,
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thank you :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:54,
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wonderful
click :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:49,
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Well, it's a novel way of inserting a buttplug, I guess.
May be a tad painful, though...
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:04,
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hahaha
yep, this is awesome
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:13,
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hurrah!
/ click
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:27,
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This is pleasantly bonkers.
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Tart Monkey ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:30,
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freedom can have it's downside
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:58,
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SPLAYED ANUS ALERT!
*dies wildly*
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:01,
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good lord!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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Hahaha
Stitched up like a kipper!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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Haha!
and inevitably...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:11,
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and inevitably...
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:14,
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pffft!
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:27,
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New Poster
Hi lads, new poster here, been looking at the site for a few weeks now and it amuses me greatly. I got told that the newsletter was no longer emailed around and is just put up on here instead. Is this true?
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Pablo Honey ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:52,
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bags seat in bunker next to the biscuits!
Today I shall mostly be peaing Terrances compo return from the dead time yesterday.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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I like the way the zebra is crossing
and bumfarting.
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:00,
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Rocket peas!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:00,
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That is so FRICKIN sweet!
and look, they've got a tele on there too! Awwww
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:03,
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FUUUUUCKYES!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:08,
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hahaha fucking hell yes
*clicks* this rocket nonsense will only end in nuclear holocaustClick for bigger (133 kb) oh and this
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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defcon for the win
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:17,
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Im afraid Honey you have done it wrong
Please post a picture that you have made yourself in future
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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He should know after watching for a few weeks cupcake:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:54,
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Best to lob in a pic that you've done when posting a new thread.
Or sitting down may be problematic for a day or two.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:54,
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That's right
loads of seat stealing ninjas on here. Pictures ward them off.
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56,
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It's the internets' version of musical chairs...
disgraceful.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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There's an idea, you put the keyboard on your chair and play musical chairs over the webs!
Somebody make it so!
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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If this site amuses you, you must be quite insane
And whoever told you that about the newsletter is a flat out liar. Track the person down. Slap them repeatedly then have them arrested for telling porkies.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:54,
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Welcome. You seem nice.
But this board is for pikchures. edit: is everyone feeling fluffy? edit edit: I'll pea this then. Sorry I know a lot of you saw it but it slipped very rapidly down the board in a compo-rush last time.
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:54,
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You /board people are so polite.
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Zuowan ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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I like to think
so. Unless someone appears to be a complete twunt. ;)
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56,
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God. You people are so fucking nice!
There a pies to be unleashed! Pies i tell ye!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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fuck the boat!
UNLEASH THE PIES!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56,
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i like this
it's a bit H2G2
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:16,
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indeed!
that was one of my reference points - I love that bit in TRATEOTU (if that isn't too tortuous an abbreviation...) Oh, and ta!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:19,
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Crikey man!
*offers asbestos suit* It's hand knitted by blind burning orphans
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56,
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:)
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:40,
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No, it's a lie.
I was very sad when I found out too. Want a hug?
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56,
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Also: repost for alt compo
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:58,
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Quick!
Draw a magenta cock and edit post to insert it! Minimum 500k for a still image
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Hellzapoppin ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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*slaps hand*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:58,
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Hello and welcome!
We tend to frown on people that post new threads without an image (made by yourself; no filthy repost) here. As your attorney, I advise you to edit your post and place such an image along with the original story
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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Nice username.
Shame about the high level of fail on display however... Have this to liven the thread up
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:13,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:51,
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:)
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:53,
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Apologies for the lens flare.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:50,
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That's rather nice:)
Is that the current progress of the Olymipic Stadium when airborne?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:51,
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Yes, yes it is.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:51,
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lovely stuffs :D
purdy and ominous. good combining skills.
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:51,
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Cheers!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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wow!
very nice...
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:52,
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Ta!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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Dr Manhattanesque
.
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mysticmurray ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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;-)
Quite so. That's what Imax does to you...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:54,
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MORE LENS FLARE GODDAMMIT!
nice work ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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Thank you!
Re: Len flare - One darn checkbox, and I forgot to click it off. Grrrr.... ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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ooooh! ex- or imploding?
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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A little of both.
haven't quite decided.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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oooo lully
reminds me of the watchmen
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:12,
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Thank you,
that's what I was gunning for.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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Never apologise for lens flare...
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:16,
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:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:11,
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isit 3ds max?
?
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great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:49,
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It's actually a bit of Vue, with some Modo thrown in for good measure
and a couple of other things.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:07,
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How k3b/-\bs are made!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:41,
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hahaha
he has that much finesse?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:42,
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Thank you...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:46,
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Spectacular aim though:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:47,
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Hahahaha, this is a TRUFAX™
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:42,
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Next Week...
How Kentucky Chicken Burgers are made!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:47,
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hahaha!
wonderful pixels.
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:43,
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These take far too long to do...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:48,
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worth it!
:)
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:50,
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Thanks... there are a few others on my profile...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:51,
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lovely.
pixelmash moar!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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Hahaha zooqueef!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:44,
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Very nice
how does it tile?how does it smell?
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:46,
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This is exactly how it goes!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:46,
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hahahahaha!
sounds like good clean fun.
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:48,
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Is that your own add?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:48,
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yes
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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He's a bit of a looker
and the mutual touching and imitation crab meat have sealed the deal. *Contacts*
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:49,
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Hahahahahahha fuck
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:50,
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Oh mothpoo.
One more year an I'm so there!
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:51,
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Hahaha
Imitation crab meat? I'm there!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:52,
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O_o
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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All too true.
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:51,
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hahaha, tops :)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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hahahahahah
that aussie ones tend to have less wild bird!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:59,
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EWcomics #51 - Show
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:54,
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hahaha.
EDIT: Hahaha talk about taking the piss, I've been pissing about on b3ta working so hard this morning that I missed that a couple of people hadn't checked out yet. So I get my first check in of the day and put them in that room. The girls come down saying they're going to check out soon and I inform them that they should have gone two hours ago and they need to pack up and leave. So they talk about going for a shower whilst sitting down to breakfast (that's already finished). I then see them, unpackedupededed starting to make coffee after explaining to them another time that they need to leave. Even though ther are already
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:54,
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So you told them to leave
but they havent?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:20,
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Call tha po-po innit
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:23,
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What about the tinkywinky-tinkywinky?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:28,
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If you want to annoy them off
call the Laa-laa-laa-laa.
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:33,
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Oh fuck it
Dispy-dipsy
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:37,
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They have now.
They thought leaving meant having a shower, a spot of breakfast even though they missed check out by two hours and people had arrived to move into their room then packing up and leaving.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:24,
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haha, nevermind
A question Mr ghost, how much do hostels usually cost per night/week? Since you run one and all :)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:28,
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You charge?
Fuck that's where I've been going wrong. In London it can bee anything from £8 to £25-30 per night. This depends on what the hostel offers, how many in a dorm and if the hostel is cheap coz it's a shit hole.The YHA ones charge about £25-30 a night for just a dorm but they have their own advertising departments etc and can afford to rip people off. Weekly you're looking between £60-100 again depending what's on offer. EDIT: I like to think we offer good value for money as we have max of 4 to a room, free wiffy, brekkie and a garden/BBQ area from £15pn off season.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:32,
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Ok ta :)
Im thinking of possibly seeing how much of my loan I can save then doing a bit of europe once I graduate. So I'll probably be able to afford a week maybe two then :P
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:34,
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Europe is cheaper but the Euro is very strong at the mo.
I don't know how long you want to go for but it's worth getting a eurorail pass that'll let you travel freely round Europe. The best place to look for hostels is www.hostelbookers.com
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:42,
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Id like to do scandinavia, but thats more expensive then most isnt it
Arnt the rail passes expensive tho? Ok, cool, I'll bookmark that for when I possibly make plans :)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:43,
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Not cheap
But still cheaper than buying seperate train ticket of getting flights.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:45,
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True that
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:47,
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CHeap flights can be a con
They probably don't include tax and most likely don't include baggage. They also put you don't in some middle of nowhere airport that costs you thirty quid to get to the destination city when you touch down at 3am.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:49,
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Yes, prices for flying never includes the £30quid tax each way
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:50,
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:D
£10 flight to somewhere £90 airport/entry fees £100/item luggage supplement £350 flight back :D + other fees :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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£15 per month?
Right, I'm selling this place and moving in.
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:41,
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Per minute.
Plus don't et you hopes up, the cardboard box market isn't very good at the moment:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:43,
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Oh.
God, London is soooo expensive! damn ninjas. now I sound like a blithering idiot.
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:44,
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*sigh*
Haha.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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groan!
hehe..
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:56,
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*rofles*
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:59,
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Hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:06,
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Hahaha, this is great
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:10,
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Heh, I have one more of these
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:26,
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Haha! The first one was better
I also clicked the first one and im not ashamed
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:28,
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Why am I looking at a picture of your roffledog?:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:48,
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Yes, this.
:D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:28,
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I'm jacking this train to iceland!
I've made a shitty font that makes it easier (or maybe it's harder, not sure yet) to type sweary rudeness. Lady was not impressed, so here I am. achieved by typing: Y S. Y d PE Dh @ ÒÓ Me FI sh O R-p. Sl ceI aje r x? Hi L ne fI X T. Bfe O AkI o Mp zq = ti Z VI! The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. It took alot longer that usual to make sense of that actually, this is a silly idea, but maybe it's a font joke. NSFW probably. DL here www.sendspace.com/file/ijksme Maker here: www.yourfonts.com/print.html
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:31,
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Zooqueef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:32,
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haha
I love how 'the quick brown fox' gets so surreally sweary in your version. edit: oh, and zooqueeeeef!!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:36,
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zooqueeeeeefff!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:36,
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A popular one, that.
It does force a bit of innovation by being so restrictive.
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:39,
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haha :)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:44,
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Dennis Approves
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mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt" ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:48,
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the beauty of these is I know exactly how all of the characters sound in my head.
this is a good thing
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:08,
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Hahhaha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:10,
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:48,
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YAY!
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:50,
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b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDWAGGON.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:50,
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pffft
Edit: I didnt even notice the willy!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:52,
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Uhm
pfft
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:06,
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I have almost finished the project from last night.
Click for bigger (84 kb) Finished the paint job, assembled the (fnar fnar) cocking mechanism. Sculpted detail on the other side of the gun, and tied a short portuguese sinnet as a bit of extra detail. Now I am going shopping for a lazer pointer.
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:47,
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nice!
now time to head to your nearest school! pewpewpew!
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:48,
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Whoops sorry.
This is very very good. I wish i had modelling talents and such.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:48,
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That
is quite awesome
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loki99 was thinking thought crimes on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:49,
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hang on. That isn't a 3D render? oh.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:50,
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Amazing!
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:50,
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In a new thread?
Ha ha... Woo to that!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:51,
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I considered my options and thought...
slow day it'll be okay.. and if its not Pew! Pew! pewpewpewpew!
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:52,
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DO IT!!!
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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excellent stuff!
lovely detail. I like the lanyard. The world needs more lanyards
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:52,
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I used to crew on tall ships, did it for a few years...
lanyards were a part of everyday life :)
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:57,
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nice!
I thought I detected a nautical influence... I've done a bit of sailing, too. :)
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:00,
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thats superb us that
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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I know you're newish
but could you stop being so fucking talented? You're making us all look bad*! Also woo, yay and hoopla. *Although jamrog doesn't need anyone's help.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:57,
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I dont need his help!
edit : thanks xD
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:57,
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OK I've ammended that for you.:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:00,
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Nice
but apart from the flag, what's so very british about it?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:07,
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It binge drinks
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:15,
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Apart from the fact it incorporates all the flags of the patron saints of all
the British Countries?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:22,
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I'm talking about the gun here
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:26,
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damn you foiled my
As most people will mention that it's not on the flag:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:28,
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Most british people, yes
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:37,
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oooOOOooo 'ark at you!
you and your la di da being Dutch and speaking all the languages milarki!:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:46,
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it's a principality
not a country
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:18,
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Does it have a cup of tea on it?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:15,
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Set your phasers to cup'o'tea!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:33,
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loverly stuff
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:16,
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Cool
Does it have a KILL MUSLIM SCUM SETTING?
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Ian Fat Boy Pearce ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:35,
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That's very good.
I hope you're going to run down the street waving it around like a loon.
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Tart Monkey ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:37,
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Aquatic birds carry guns?!:O
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:48,
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Listen, I know Where my nuts are, sunshine
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:27,
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hahaha
flat chested biarch!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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he might have a flat chest
but his trunks are packed!
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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It's a guy?
Sorry I saw the flaps and just assumed:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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he wont mind
squirrels allready have a confused sense of sexuality. mostly thanks to me
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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Yeah
But you like a bird with nuts:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:35,
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Squelephant!!!
woo!
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Hellzapoppin ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:32,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:51,
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Compo it!
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:54,
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It was...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:33,
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Gonna have to grind up a lot of them for a decent amount of ivory.
Shame.
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zoldergoose ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:35,
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haha!
those poor red squirrels are really fucked now...
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:36,
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they are when im finnished with them
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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hehe...
watch you don't catch squirrel pox...
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:40,
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aww poor little fellas
still, thats evolution for ya
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:45,
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evolution american invasion
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:10,
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You scare me sometimes
:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:07,
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if it hasnt bindun,ill watch a full episode of gavin and stacey X(
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:49,
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#Splish Splash I was raped in the bath#
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:51,
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Hah
Pass the soap, would you?
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Spherix What, with these feet? ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:54,
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Being dyslexic
I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:54,
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Ohh, I want to go to a goat party now
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:56,
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do you have a sheet?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58,
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No, but I can get a goatee in about a week
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59,
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mail order huh?:P
Maybe all of b3ta should donate you their face fuzz and make you a big bushy beard.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00,
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Video it.
Newsletter here we come.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02,
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I'd get an Oscar man! An Oscar!!!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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Good idea
I'm sending my face fuzz right now Don't worry, they're not pubes. Honestly.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10,
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This is why this plan wouldn't work. You know that someone would send their pubes or worse still he'd end up with an entire pube beard.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:11,
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A la Jackass
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12,
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yeah
bum pubes would work too:P Didn't see that one.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14,
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2nd movie I think
They make one of the guys go out dressed as an arab and give him a fake beard to wear, but don't tell him it is made up out of everyone's pubes and arse hair
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:24,
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Mmmm
bread crabs.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25,
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Yes, one of them had crabs too
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:28,
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That's just not funny
I've had crabs. It's would be completely evil to deliberately give them to someone else!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:32,
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This is actually a good idea
were it not that I'd probably grow a beard much faster than getting a bunch of b3tans to send their pubes from all kinds of forrin parts.www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/3284637665/in/set-72157606295944244/
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15,
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interesting nose.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17,
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It always does that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:18,
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I should have trimmed my beard today
I'm sure you're all very interested in that update.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14,
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Hah, yeah, me too
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:16,
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we should totally get twitter man.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17,
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I'm going to shave my head and trim my beard shortly
We are so fucking out there
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25,
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*claims thehairoftheb3tards.info*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:26,
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fully sick bro.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:34,
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I mainly use b3tards, I think it was around before cr3ation and it was easier not to change.
I also use my own domains.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:57,
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Ooo.. I may try that one then?
tinyurl.com/bfdec9 Where abouts is the Hosting bit?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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Photobucket for convenience, own site for anything CDC that photobucket has a tendency to delete within minutes after uploading
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58,
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So mainly on your own domain then?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58,
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Har har
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59,
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I should really host it myself
as I have two of my own and four work ones I could use.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01,
archived )
I still have about ten domains today
but working from several places, this means I have to have an FTP client (and passwords etc.) on all those places. That's where the convenience remark regarding photobucket came from ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17,
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Ah ftp
Ph Falic Transfer protocol
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:20,
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Haha, I shall tell the people in my web class this
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25,
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You have Spiderman cadets?!
Don't suppose you'd have a small ammount of time available to do a basic template for a b3ta side project some of us have in the pipeline. I've had awful trouble getting someone.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:27,
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Yeah, sure
just gaz me what you'd like
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:08,
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I have a billion cdcs on photobucket.
*prides* Although they have been there forever, maybe they have new magenta filters on uploads.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59,
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I think my account is tagged now or something
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00,
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I have many poor quality images of little riverghost hosted on photobucket
but I am saving up for a decent macro lens:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02,
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\o/
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06,
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I@m told it's personality that counts.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06,
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I strongly disagree.
/wallows in self pity again
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07,
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Sorry typo.
I'm told it's personality cunt:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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cr3ation/my domain
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59,
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I am a creature of habit
and got used to b3tards when I first started here... Gosh - watching paint dry and image-hosting discusssions. Slow down, b3ta!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00,
archived )
haha
I'll shop something later. I had some hummus last night but I've forgotten it now
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01,
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:)
I might even motivate myself to make sommat later on, after more tea!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03,
archived )
why cant you delete images from your b3tards account?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02,
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Once on B3tards,
always on B3tards
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04,
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theres an "x" button which looked like it was set to be the delete button,lazy bastards
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06,
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Tell Cr3 or something.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:08,
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I think robtoo
might get round to coding that bit one day!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:05,
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Thankyou.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00,
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b3ta hosting but im kindof irritated by the new interface
I don't like the fact that I can no longer remove my pictures. same with b3tards, which I also use. but then again, I don't make that many pictures.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04,
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CR3 HE HATES YOU.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06,
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why should he be different to anyone else.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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Haha
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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I chose "other"
because the one i use is not listed
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:11,
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spunkbucket.com?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:10,
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tards
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:11,
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easy...b3tards is more reliable
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:13,
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MAN RAPED IN PUBIC BATH
Oh hai thar B3ta. I am up before noon! IMAGINE THAT!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:57,
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Before noon?!:O
Did you wet the bed? FOr godsake man get some beer in you now!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59,
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I think I stopped reading about 3.
I AM FULL UP OF BED NOW.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00,
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Yam it pub tiem?:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04,
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Probably.
*peers out of window* omfg its actually sunny. Very much yes pub tiem.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:05,
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I hope it has a garden of beerinessocity!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10,
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Most definately
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12,
archived )
I'm a picnic table beery garden person
not a patio set beery garden person.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15,
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I think it depends on the pub as a whole.
Sometimes picnic table fits, others patio set. Although I do like picnic tables.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:22,
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Patio furniture is fine
But I only like the cast iron ones.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:24,
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I concur with Ghosty. Get some berries in you.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00,
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yessir
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01,
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BERRIES, MAN. THE BERRIES.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01,
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ORMANORMAGLOORRRMPHHF!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03,
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It was how all the cool kids were spelling beer!
I'm hip wiv the kids daddio
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:08,
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me too!
yay! ...but I feel like shit. I was drinking Erdinger Dunkel last night
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02,
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02,
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hahaha
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03,
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you know it!
;)
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06,
archived )
:D
Just surfin' through some doodles. Don't make me post pukin' dolphin'.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07,
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pukin' dolphin!
pukin' dolphin! *holds breath*
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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THIS IS HOW I SEE THE WORLD.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12,
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marvelous!
*wanders off to throw up*
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:13,
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I GO AWAY NOW. BYE BYE.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:20,
archived )
:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25,
archived )
haha...
an image for every occasion!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:29,
archived )
BYE!
be sure not to leave said backpack unattended in a crowded area.
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:27,
archived )
BLUETIGERMELONDOLPHINSICKY
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14,
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Geil!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06,
archived )
hmm...new word for me.
'sexually aroused' or 'cool'. I'll take the first option, please.
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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So am I :O
And you have a FP! WHAT THE SHIT!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03,
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LULWUT?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:05,
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PISS PISS CHOPPER PISS!!!
:D I need to go to tescos the co-op is too expensive
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06,
archived )
Find a Sunday market.
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10,
archived )
There is an indoor market in gypo-town
But I dont wanna go there, I feel bits of me may get stolen
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10,
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But the food is very cheap
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:13,
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:(
It smells funny and the people are not clean. That and the probably only accept cash, I should really check my bank balance....
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14,
archived )
:(
If you have more than £40 you are doing better than me. Hurry up April I need some more money.
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:24,
archived )
Ive got £27 bills out before next loan
But I am owed £55, and I think I have about that in banks. I need tinned toms and baked beans to eats That and Ive had a craving for battenberg for about 2 weeks but I cant afford to fullfil it
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25,
archived )
congrats!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07,
archived )
Hurrah!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09,
archived )
I lol'ded at it :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15,
archived )
:D
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:23,
archived )
splendid stuff
'ning the /board, did you all see thiswww.b3ta.com/links/Cart_Survival_Trust_Part_2 some of those carts are bloody rare, personally i blame Lewis Hamilton
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03,
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I saw one of them. Your beret is nice.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07,
archived )
i'll be having words with him about that dodgy pic mid way through.
at the time i was trying to jam my dvd cam into an amur leopard's mouth, as you do. thus:www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/sets/72157615232062039/ very Q&D
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12,
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kinkaaaaaaaaay!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15,
archived )
I love big carts!
looks like an ace day was had by all there, old chap!
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enceladus ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12,
archived )
he looks like a skinny Chris Moyles...
just a wee bit
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17,
archived )
"And with this, we conclude Spider News at Nine"
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:49,
archived )
BLAAAARR BLAAAAAAAR BLAAAAAR SHOOT WEB.
:)
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:50,
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The original pic just looked like a newsreader to me
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58,
archived )
onoes!
woo
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:51,
archived )
Prodigy spider
*firestarters*
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:56,
archived )
HAHA!!!
Spi Goma!!!
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:18,
archived )
bin paintin me vespa
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:38,
archived )
oooh.
is that maya or 3ds max??
(
great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:38,
archived )
no
he already said, a vespa:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:39,
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beautiful job tho'
(
awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:55,
archived )
Er
no
(
The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:56,
archived )
spaaaaam
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58,
archived )
Is that an innuendo?
much wooity you talented git. I thought that was a bit outstanding for a vector! More woo. At least you won't lose the thing!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:39,
archived )
So
On a Sunday morning it seems I'm sitting here watching paint dry on b3ta
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:41,
archived )
arf
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:42,
archived )
Ooooooooooh!
HANDBAAAAAAGS.
(
Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:42,
archived )
Now you can do it all week!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:43,
archived )
oooh, if there isn't a live webcam on the net based on this, there should be
my favourite porn website is down and I need something calmingwww.midgethermaphroditesinturkeygravy.com
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:45,
archived )
Willl this do?:)
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:46,
archived )
:D
I GET REFERENCES!
(
Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:47,
archived )
You yam Thicky Holden ftw!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:48,
archived )
PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK
PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK PUK
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:47,
archived )
arf!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:50,
archived )
Definitely yellow.
(
Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:41,
archived )
He shops at Argos donchaknow?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:44,
archived )
Posh bastard. I shop at Threshers.
(
Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:46,
archived )
I still want to install a fireman's pole (easy there Dix) so I can slide down to the threshers below.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:47,
archived )
phwoor
"Threshers" *rubs already chafed thighs*
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:49,
archived )
If you do, I'll get jealous.
I'd need a pulley system and a skateboard.
(
Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:50,
archived )
Ooh nice, be sure to post when it's finished.
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:44,
archived )
hehehe. Can go with my faq!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:45,
archived )
Hahahahaha
Although, i had you down as a cr3ation type of bloke.
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:49,
archived )
and why's that?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:51,
archived )
No idea.
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02,
archived )
:O
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04,
archived )
* Zooms in...
Do you realise you have a cat trapped in there!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:52,
archived )
Just as well it's not a goat
he'd never get anywhere
(
The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:55,
archived )
all them hoomans and their flash autobiles
but they never seem to be g'han nowhere
(
MrFriend is not your friend ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58,
archived )
I think you should use the back as the front
It's like a futuristic space taxi
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:53,
archived )
i modded your scoot-scoot :D
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58,
archived )
:D
I like to think the nose is the mouth and he's going :O
(
Ttssattsr ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59,
archived )
ace !
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12,
archived )
BEEVESPA!
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58,
archived )
^
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17,
archived )
happy sunday ;D
thanks mister:)
(
great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:04,
archived )
*waits for something to happen*
EDIT: *sigh* Hello new person. Please read our FAQ . Cheers.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:05,
archived )
Its
trying to be calming. instead it looks like chaos...ill try harder next time:)
(
great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:12,
archived )
It's also over a meg.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:15,
archived )
yeh
sorry!!!!!!! i forgot to make it smaller
(
great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:17,
archived )
Not if you kept the same filename you didn't.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:18,
archived )
sorry?
i dont understand:( do you think i am robbing other peoples work? someone mentioned that the last time i posted but im not i swear- im just not very good at ps.
(
great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:21,
archived )
No.
The way b3ta is set up if you don't change the filesize the new image won't appear on the board.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:36,
archived )
eh? it's on photobucket. don't they accept multiple files of the same name?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:24,
archived )
oh
maybe so
(
great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:26,
archived )
i think rg means that you may have uploaded the smaller version with the same filename
and then the hosting decided not to upload or overwrite. jamnog has optimised it so you can edit your original post.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:28,
archived )
No different filename
see below.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:37,
archived )
Yes
But the messageboard doesn't. It's the way cr3 set it up when the file limitation changed.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:37,
archived )
:( why?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:54,
archived )
To appease people with capped broadband feel better.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:55,
archived )
As your attorney, I advise you to edit your post and put in a smaller image
before the mods get you
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:29,
archived )
Haha
I kind of want to be a lawyer, so I can use that phrase
(
The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:37,
archived )
hah
hows your ape.
(
great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:40,
archived )
I just read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
it was beezer ;)
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:56,
archived )
Next time try the "optimise for web" option before saving
at over 1meg, the file size is rather large (400k limit for animations)
(
CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:17,
archived )
Aye
looks a bit stormy to me!
(
Sammo ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:19,
archived )
Try turning the opacity down on the two layers next to the main layer, for each frame.
That doesn't make sense, but it may look a bit calmer.
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:24,
archived )
I'm all at sea here
(
The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:10,
archived )
the adventures of portland bill?
edit : here is a smaller filesized version you can use insteadwww.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/seasm.gif
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:13,
archived )
Naa it's a misuc video
Catrina's on holiday though.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:15,
archived )
I'd walk on her sunshine
nod arf'
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:20,
archived )
SHe'd rain on your parade:P
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:50,
archived )
ta
:)
(
great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:31,
archived )
np :D
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:32,
archived )
Wow, the board was slow last night.
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:22,
archived )
reflecting the mentality of us b3tards then:P
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:38,
archived )
yay smaller waves!
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:30,
archived )
SUNDAY NING BOARD!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:35,
archived )
Yay church!
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:36,
archived )
Amen to that
(
The Coast Of Yemen ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:37,
archived )
Indeed!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:38,
archived )
Must be because they lied when they were 17
(
Rico ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59,
archived )
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04,
archived )
:D
(
elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:16,
archived )
Win!
(
ratchet32 formally nachose! ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:16,
archived )
Please remain calm, Dave.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 4:45,
archived )
it's a biro dave
oops, wrong show
(
weaver. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 5:33,
archived )
*sobs*
ONOES! I have been the victim of the most callous and vindictive of all hate crimes! I haz boiled heggles and someone has pelfered my hegglecups!!! EDIT: Ooopsy for got the 'ningles bit. 'ningles.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:12,
archived )
You can fix this with stickytape.
ed: ah sig.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:27,
archived )
Gaff makes a better class of hegglecup but selotape will do.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:40,
archived )
OI, YOU, NO!
Hegglecups are only to be made from tonic bottles!
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:53,
archived )
pish posh!
What do you think shot glasses were orginally made for?!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:04,
archived )
rectal insertion?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:07,
archived )
Yeah but if you do in face down
you have a handy table to eat your heggle off.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:09,
archived )
to push a mexicans wife off a cliff
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:11,
archived )
I'd rather slammer
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:17,
archived )
It'll be that Otterby chap!
Check him for hegglecups!!
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:50,
archived )
*cups*
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:53,
archived )
Hahaha
(
chunderbunny lacking humus since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:14,
archived )
Evening people! or is it morning there i never know...
(
Fly Projector ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:32,
archived )
it's evening.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:38,
archived )
morning
although it feels like afternoon. I've been up for six hours already. Edit: Hmm, not a very happy candle day for me is it?
(
Joliet ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:48,
archived )
why have you been up for six hours?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:51,
archived )
Woke up at 3am
I'm not the kind of person who can drift in and out of sleep. Once I'm awake and my mind becomes active, that's it. I predict I will fall asleep mid sun salutation during Yoga at lunchtime Edit: Ta for yummy cock cake *begins at the balls* EditEdit: Just worked out it's five hours, not six hours. See. Tiredness creeping in already
(
Joliet ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:52,
archived )
yoga
*imagines Joliet downward dog style* Uh, I'll be back in a bit...
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:54,
archived )
Hehehe
;)
(
Joliet ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:56,
archived )
*notes lack of negative response*
things are improving.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:58,
archived )
she could be "toying" with you
(
hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:24,
archived )
well if this leads to 'playing' with my 'toy' then I don't care.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:28,
archived )
I can understand that very well
/off
(
hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:31,
archived )
so is your name pronounced "joe-lee-eht" or "zho-ley?"
or something? happy candle day by the way.
(
AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:25,
archived )
Jake.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:28,
archived )
happy b3taday
is that a princess bride quote in your sig?
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:59,
archived )
Happy b3taday :D
I'm up about 3 every morning. I wish more people were about b3ta then, I generally just catch the arse-end of teh gayshift.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:07,
archived )
Why complain? My arse is lovely.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:08,
archived )
Oh I know, sweetie
It's just so quiet.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:09,
archived )
I could eat cabbage, that would up its volume a little bit.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:10,
archived )
Put a donk in it
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:10,
archived )
ooooh jesus ohhhhhh jesus christ!
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:11,
archived )
AAAARRGH
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:51,
archived )
that's old news, I'm looking forward to the uncensored versons.
I mean she wasn't an abomination as a 20 year old was she?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:58,
archived )
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYKE!!!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:24,
archived )
Candle!
*moth to a flame*
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:28,
archived )
heheh that looks like it contains bad stuff.
.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:39,
archived )
hehe
"Hello Dave it's time for your medicine."
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:40,
archived )
Everybody's dead Dave.
Oops, wrong show.
(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:33,
archived )
YAY! Red Dwarf!
On a unrelated note: just got this captcha, quite a challenge...
(
RarelyEvil ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:00,
archived )
graffitree
(
connor ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:57,
archived )
happy about trees
(
Shada ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:58,
archived )
I did a drawing of NASA.
But I cocked it up :(
(
Jeru War and Piss ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:16,
archived )
you made a right ballsup of that
(
Shada ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:23,
archived )
Yeah Shada, at least I didn't make ballsoup!
OOooh burn!I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore.
(
Jeru War and Piss ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:28,
archived )
yay!
if i did graffiti my tag would be "SHITCOCKS"
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:59,
archived )
and you would do it in ASCII.
(
AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:03,
archived )
Lovely
As always.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:59,
archived )
thanks
(
connor ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:13,
archived )
Fuck yeah!
The creature things you do are fantastic
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:00,
archived )
That's very cute
*luffs*
(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:11,
archived )
hello Ms. Fairy
Long time no see. I hope the pickles are doing well.
(
Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway... ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:38,
archived )
The pickles are great
All behaving as they should so far. How are you?
(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:45,
archived )
a tad under the weather
but all in all, can't complain.
(
Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway... ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 4:35,
archived )
Yay!
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 4:17,
archived )
mofaha do you know any good peggle cheats
i am looking for ways to cheat on peggle
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 4:40,
archived )
(
connor ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 5:05,
archived )
afk: peggle
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 5:06,
archived )
i lost like 2 years of my life playing kdice
true story.
(
connor ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 5:09,
archived )
i tried to get into that but my internet was shaky and I kept getting kicked for taking too long
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 5:13,
archived )
:)
have a giratree to go with it
(
chunderbunny lacking humus since ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:11,
archived )
This is
lovely
(
grandpabutton ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:33,
archived )
this is aces
(
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:48,
archived )
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:49,
archived )
OMG READ THE FAQ NOOB
(
weaver. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:50,
archived )
It is an image, right click it.
(
Peter_G ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:55,
archived )
grr :(
im too used to /talk's shitty ascii
(
weaver. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:57,
archived )
besides, it doesn't matter if it's text or not. it's a picture with a joke in it.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:59,
archived )
^This
(
ClanSoul ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:02,
archived )
*bursts into tears*
*deletes all posts* *joins 4chan*
(
weaver. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:03,
archived )
Joke?
Where? All I can see is a couple of expletives. I might have found them funny... when I was 6.
(
finnbar has officially retired ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:50,
archived )
Your keyboard appears to be wrong
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:53,
archived )
yeah, mine doesn't look like that either
(
Shiksa ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:55,
archived )
you can change the keys around with a butterknife
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:57,
archived )
how do you get two c keys?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:00,
archived )
scratch out half a 0
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:05,
archived )
I should do this
(
Shiksa ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:11,
archived )
COCKPISS
(
Shada ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:58,
archived )
SHITCOCK
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 3:00,
archived )
Frontear.
(
Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 4:54,
archived )
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 4:23,
archived )
YES
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 5:22,
archived )
radical duuuuude
(
FIEND ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:35,
archived )
wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:47,
archived )
Fine squirrel/bike interface.
There should be more squirrel/bike things in the world.
(
Tart Monkey ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:53,
archived )
I've just noticed your
veiled attack.
(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:28,
archived )
apologies for my tardiness.
That's most excellent
(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:12,
archived )
Squirrels look so much better with a crash helmet
instead of tits. Woo.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:23,
archived )
The two
are not mutually exclusive. /SWT supporter
(
Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 6:53,
archived )
:D
(
Shada ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:57,
archived )
wife asked me
of i could do a portrait of her for her office, so she could boast to her minions how talented I am.Click for bigger (192 kb)
(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:29,
archived )
Pre Minstral Stress?
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:30,
archived )
and the reaction was?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:31,
archived )
she's not seen it yet
I shall put it in her briefcase for her to find when she gets to work tomorrow.
(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:33,
archived )
Will you need a groin protector when she gets home?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:35,
archived )
I'll just change the locks.
Bitch better know who wears the trousers in this house. Any more of her shit and she can make the beds herself!
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:36,
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its called a
cup
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FIEND ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:36,
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Actually no it's called a box.
But that's not important right now.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:38,
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^this I know it as a box as well.
although I've heard it called a cup and many other things
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:38,
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I know it as a cup
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:40,
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no
the area you are covering is your box, its a cup that goes over that
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FIEND ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:39,
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I thought box was female only. But seeing as I am a sexy lady this is true, if I were wearing one
personally I prefer a bit of a breeze on my bits.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:40,
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That's numberwang
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:41,
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damn
you
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FIEND ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:44,
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it's called a box
and has been since we invented cricket and started throwing cork at bollocks.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 4:50,
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shes gonna love you hard
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:33,
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In the face
With her fist. Twice.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:52,
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Hahah
That looks just like me at the moment. My fecking purse was stolen tonight. Credit cards, bank cards, fleet cards, driver's license, the fecking works. I AM PISSED OFF BEYOND BELIEF!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:51,
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Oh noes!
Have you phoned up and cancelled them?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:53,
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Oh yes
Amex was the best... "We have noted your stolen cards but can't do anything because our system is down". I have learned my lesson. Never take valuable things out with you when you know you won't need them.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:57,
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Haha fuck!
Thats shit, but have they like notified when you called them, so they know that any transactions after then are not by you and are by some cunty thief
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:58,
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I find it difficult to use my Amex card myself
due to their paranoid security so I doubt very much whether anyone else will have much luck spending anything over a few rand.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:03,
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:(
hire a vigilante to recover it?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:55,
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If I knew where it was
I would do it myself.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:57,
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This is why you need the A*team to find it by a hole in the plot.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:59,
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You're right
But at least I got a hug from the hunky police officer.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:04,
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*cuts hair into mohawk*
*applies boot polish* *books boat ticket* This may take a while...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:15,
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Ha.
and my plan for a new identity and life in SA comes nearer to fruition! ( but seriously :( )
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:58,
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Could you pass yourself off as a "Wendy"?
Cos you don't look like one to me. Not at all :) Aah feck it. It's a bloody nuisance but everything is replacable and I had little money in there due to my being fed and watered to my heart's content while I am working.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:01,
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It's a pain in the arse.
I had my wallet stolen from a party some years back ( turned out to be the hosts brother, but it's a long story and will teach me for leaving my pants on the floor outside a bedroom I never should have been sleeping in ;)) Only had about £200 in it but the pain in the arse was cards and driving license etc. Funnily enough I had a new gold card from MBNA that I'd just upped to a £30k limit ( to cover costs on a large job I'd just started ) and some dickhead got caught the other side of Manchester buying £20 worth of petrol and a newspaper. Epic failthief. Real trouble was being back in London, having to deal with Manchester police via Hammersmith police and remembering what lies I had previously told when discussing it with the wife ;) I've still not replaced my driving license to this day.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:09,
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It's amazing how many thieves are stupid
I heard a similar story last week. A customer of mine was held up at gunpoint (!) and had everything stolen. The very next day a woman tried to use the credit card in our local shopping centre, bought something small in a shop and the card went through (probably under the floor limit). After that purchase, she said "OK, I would like an IPod, that camera and that laptop please. Hahahaha. The assistant was very suspicious and when she went to the back, pretending to fetch the stock, she phoned the credit card company who confirmed the card was stolen, then phoned the police who arrived 2 minutes later and arrested the stupid woman. "African Justice" meant that after being in the police station for 5 minutes she gave the name of the armed muggers, one of whom was her brother.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:20,
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sorry
to hear that :(
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FIEND ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:00,
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Thanks :)
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:05,
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Quickie
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Isegrim I love monkeys ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:14,
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*claps*
Took me a second... Nice though *clicks*
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Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319 ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:16,
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Haha schindler lols
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:17,
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Is there a schrodinger font?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:20,
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My cat might be dead.
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:23,
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I'll bet Erwin's a bit pissed that he is remembered more for his cat than anything else.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:25,
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Just as well he didn't fuck a goat
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:28,
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exactly.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:31,
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yes there is and is not a schrodinger font
maybe
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:25,
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>:(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:25,
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exactly
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:28,
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><>
LOL ITS A FISH
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:28,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:28,
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Haha, brill tounging
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:29,
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no, it's clearly some kind of bird
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:21,
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hahha
i like this , and lots *click* , *would click again if i could*
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FIEND ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:41,
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it was made with REAL® tongue you know...
:)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:42,
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Hahaha
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ClanSoul ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:17,
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haha!
very clever! *clicks*
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:46,
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Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:37,
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