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[challenge entry] Been done?
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Ha!
How silly!

EDIT: Also, has anyone else heard that Gran Torino advert on the radio? Am I the only one who keeps imagining Clint Eastwood as having a west country accent at the end of it, saying Get Off My Lawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# seen the trailer for that
looks a cool film

I want to see it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# I saw some good write ups for it.
I don't think I have ever seen a Clint Eastwood film before though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I watched my first the other day
Escape from Alcatraz. Very good it was too (plus i realised where Prison Break got all of its clever ideas from).
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Mystic River is worth looking at.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Oh,
I have seen that! Don't really remember it though, I was drunk when I watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# wow..really?
so many corkin' films

For a Few Dollars More, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Kelly's Heroes..the list goes on :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I dunno.
There are a lot of films I have never seen, just never really got round to them. Don't really think they are overly my thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I saw Deathnote II the other night
that was pretty cool in a sort of just stumbled across it at 2 in the morning sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Never heard of it.
But I have been watching the old Jackie Chan movies recently on 5. They are so wonderfully terrible :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# it's a Japanese ... (or Korean(??)) film
pretty damned good actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Fair enough.
I shall keep an eye out for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# The Outlaw Josey Wales
One of my favourite films of all time.

Chief Dan George is a star!

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# unforgiven is in my top ten
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# you and your crazy crazy filmicular habits
how can you not have seen any of the, frankly, exceptional westerns he did?

get thee to play cot dom now!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Ha!
Not really a western fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# you don't need to be
you just need to be alive to enjoy The Good The Bad and The Ugly... and Every Which Way But Loose should be on the b3ta compulsory viewing list
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Oh yeah.
I have seen Every Which Way and Any which way you can, but not since I was very young. I do get the feeling with a lot of these "classic" films that if you didn't see them when you were young, they kind of lose their impact.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# completely
I'm, going to get a T Shirt which says "don't watch Spaceballs again"

it made me want to cry. A true classic should stand the test of time though...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# What the hell are you on about?
Spaceballs still rocks!

*in my mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# hmmm
I think we've reached a parting of the ways - I foresee irreconcilable differences of opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Arf!
As I said, it is probably because I watched it so much when I was younger. I haven't actually watched it that recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# my advice is don't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# My advice is,
SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU'RE RUINING THE WORLD! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ^ haha
to be honest it really wasn't that good the first time either, don't get me wrong it has it's moments..

*looks away..looks back at camera*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# *kills in the face*
;)

To be honest, it is no Airplane or Airplane II!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# or Young Frankenstein
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Cor!
Now that was a film!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# you don't under a rock do you? you live 38 foot beneath a rock in a fully stocked fall out shelter with no TV!
how have you never seen Unforgiven, Fistful of Dollars or Dirty Harry?

(hello redsushi and b3ta, hands up if you've got a weird guiness hangover)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# at $5.50 per pint I couldn't afford one. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ouch... ithink i over spent last night... i'm not looking in my wallet till i'mcertain i won't cry
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Isn't that only about 17p?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# £2.61 :(
and besides, I don't have $70 to put into a hangover.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# 2.61? That's cheap mate!
My local charges 3.40!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# you've gotta be shitting me.
$5.50 per pint is pretty expensive. (for a pitifully poor student)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I think you underestimate
the cost of booze in London :)

I went to a bar with a mate for her birthday around Christmas time, and it was 4.50 for half a kronenbourg.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I was in Newtown, that's a sortof wanky poofy studenty arty farty suburb.
where beer isn't thaaaaat cheap.

If I was anywhere near the water I'd have paid $10 per pint.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Cunting water!
Making boozes all pricey!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# lordy fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Aye,
Although it was in Soho, and you expect to pay a premium there, that is still a pisstake!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# is that it? my local was after £2.99
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# It seems I got cheap guinness!
but i'm used to beer at about $4.50 per pint

come to think of it in relative terms, $5.50 isn't awful, but still more than I could afford.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# good morning
I hope you enjoy pooing again today or sometime in the near future. Good luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# i just had a fairly good poo actually. i think the worst is yet to come
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# be strong
I don't have a hangover and I didn't get a sip of Guinness last night ... although I did arsehole the best part of a bottle of port as part of my plan to get gout.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# did you follow it with a whole topside of beef covered in stilon and brocolli gravy?
if not you're nottrying hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# D:
I'll try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/9283008
I would much rather watch some old Hitchcock or watch some Almodovar or Amenabar.

I do have horrendously weird taste in films. I seem to either watch absolutely brilliant films or terrible terrible comedies.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# haha, i'm more of a film hoover, i watch anything once
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Yeah, I did go through a phase
of watching a hell of a lot of films a couple of years back, but I have this terrible habit of just watching the same films over and over. For example, when I saw City of Lost Children, I ended up watching it about 5 times that week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# i do that as well, mostly because if i watch a great movie i want every friend i know to watch it.
i think i saw the big lebowski 7 or 8 times in a fortnight when i first saw it. city of god is the same. there's so much in there you can't digest in one watch alone. the octopus especially
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Ah! Redemption.
It seems we do have a lot in common taste wise :D

The Big Lebowski is normally never out of my DVD player for more than a month at a time, and I love City of God. Did you see the TV series at all? Well worth a watch!

www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/178743/City-Of-Men/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# shamefully i've owned the city of god dvd for two years now and i've never seen it.
i think i might do that tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# It isn't quite as gritty feeling as the film,
but is still very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ah no, i mean i've owned the city of god dvd for that time
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I am confused :S
So you haven't seen City of Children or City of God? Or you have seen God, just at the cinema or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# none of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Oh I see!
WELL WATCH THEM HARD YOU FOOL! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# even I've seen one and an half.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Yeah, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# gonna watch it tonight :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# let me know how it goes
He's a doddering Grandad - but still has presence!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I have it on good authority
that it's worth seeing...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# yes, Grunty said it was good
I'm all alone today

Music is on LOUD!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# "ALLLLLLLLL BYYYYYYYYYYY MYYYYYYYYYYYY SEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEELFFFFFFFFFFFFF....."
:D

what ya listening to champ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Black Stone Cherry
I can't here the phone

*puts feet up and ignores everything*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Black Stone Cherry WIn!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I've been getting the Led out with alarming regularity at the moment
I cleaned the house to The Immigrant Song on repeat on Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I've heard nothing but good things about it..will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I saw it.
It's shit.

"Like Dirty Harry never went away"

My arse. If you like modern touch, feely films you will love it.
Full of tolerance, respect and other worthy traits, laid on with a trowel just so the hard-of-thinking get the message.

What can I say but - at least it was better than Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls....

*is grumpy because all childhood heroes are now 102 or dead...
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Poor Vulthoom :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# And some bellend remade Halloween..
:(

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Have you seen the list of
remakes that are in the works at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Make some new films!
You mongs!

They are probably remaking Gran Torino even as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# see, he is another one of those old men who look like old women
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# hahaha
wood!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Nicely cropped
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# he's a ride isn't he?
phwooooaaarr

money!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Ha ha, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# *spits*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# It was lucky that they did rewrite the Colin character in Love Actually


EDIT: Anyone see Horne and Corden last night. Anyone notice the Good Moaning?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Arf!
Is that Elisha Cuthbert on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I don't know
You can count the number of starlettes I know on the fingers of my elbow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# It seems it is.
Mmmmm! Elisha Cuthbert!

Scantily Clad yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# coooooorrrrrrrr


CRUMPET!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# She is gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# that's Bernard Bresslaw
he's OK I suppose? *confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You know I meant Sid!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahhaha, that expression looks perfect for the pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# The wonky 'tashed twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Diiiig!
Seems a good place to whore these again.





(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# hehe nice idea
er I don't mean dig a cellar and fuck your own children.. *coughs*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# 'Nings

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Why am I hearing the 1812 overture?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# You misspelled YUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
# No I didn't
I put it first (with a silent invisible Y, U and M.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)
# That's a bit harsh Mediocre!
You know he has dyslexia!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)
# I am not dickloxiac!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# LLO!
;)

EDIT: Also, what is this about the possibility of not being in Earls Court for the bash? Where are the other possibilities? Don't get me wrong or nothing, I would prefer if it isn't in that shithole that is West London.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)
# As I said. It should go ahead as planned.
It's a very small possibility that it may be hosted elsewher if people don't want to stay at a place I'm nott running.
Shouldn't be any hassles though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Fair enough.
Well good luck with the job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I did see the ad about two months ago and it was about two weeks old when I saw it so I didn't apply.
Obviously they haven't found anyone as they just posted the ad again yseterday. To be completely candid, if they don't give me the job they must have found someone fucking fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
But seriously, as if you need to put any more phalluses into old cartoons ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)
# hahahhahaha.... good lordy....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Wow that's some masterful spunkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# hah
actually this gives me a bit of fear this early in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Quite literally cocking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# A smart way to introduce this sort of thing to children.
*applauds*

In other news: that student who wants to get married just gave a shit plug to b3ta on GMTV!

Can you imagine all the old grannies and housewives coming on here!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Shall we open a book on how long
it will be till The Daily Mail are on here and then publish an article about banning our sick filth?

EVERYONE! TO PHOTOSHOP TO MAKE LOLARIOUS MADDIE AND DIANA PICTURES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# What's the story here then?
A student who wants to get married on GMTV?
I feel there's something I don't know...

EDIT: finger on the pulse as always... is it this un?
abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=7102603&page=1

Why did she mention B3ta then?
Photo or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# It's in the newsletter from a couple of weeks back.
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue367/
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# oh christ that's wrong
i mean YUM
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# hahaha, that has cheered me up a bit
home from work, not feeling great :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Hope you feel better soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# so do I
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# LOL he just can't get enough of that nutritous salty taste !
*clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# HAHA what?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Reboot.
free image host
free image host
free image host
free image host
free image host
For all you bandwidth-whingers outthere.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:59, archived)
# I'm sorry sir, but you have me at a RIS...
'ningles everyone, on this fine Wednesday morning!

Trying to hold your breath for 20 minutes on a train is not advised. Why can't people brush their teeth in the morning, buy some breath mints, or AT FUCKING LEAST BREATHE THROUGH THEIR NOSE, NOT THEIR MOUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Top of the messageboard - check
Has image - check
Has text - check.

Analysing...........
...........

This is a post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# We have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I'd like the the highly flamable, poorly shaped orange, furry carrot please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
Hal
Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
Hal
Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I think the colours
on your tele were broken as a kid :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# 10:Print Hal
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10
40: GOTO 20


Would that work? I was never good at coding
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# I'm afraid it won't do that
It'll never see 40
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Unless...
10:Print Hal
15: GOTO 40
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10
40: GOTO 20

Or be uber efficient

10:Print Hal
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10


Wait - what is this, ZX Speccy master class?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Ahhh the memories
of sitting there coding a shitty game from the pages of Spectrum Weekly, only for it not to work at all, just making farty noises at you, so you have to read through 200000 lines of code only to find you've missed an apostrophe on line 156280.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Aha!
HAL ~ # pod-bay-doors --open
-bash: dave: afraid I can't do that
HAL ~ # sudo pod-bay-doors --open
#### Opened ####
HAL ~ # _
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# don't
bash me bro.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Tilde Swinton

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post389277
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:26, archived)
# *flashbacks*
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
# *flashdances*
'ningles all. No rant today and yays I found my shaving brush!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:52, archived)
# That's ok, I'm ranting enough for two below.
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:53, archived)
# Also I might
might have to do a big replan of the London bash as I have applied for a new job.
If it's the place I think it is then it could tourn out better.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:11, archived)
# As much as I enjoy your rants about your current situation, best of luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Basically managing a bigger hostel.
More money, less hours. They have a branch right near here so if it's that one then ther'll be no venue change.
If it's not it's either arrange a new venue or I arrange for people to stay elsewhere in the area.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)
# haha
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:47, archived)
#
BINDONE

*Pfffttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:52, archived)
# That's the bint that makes the rice yeah?:P
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:52, archived)
# So er
Giant Squid can go on a reposting spree then?

Good morning people!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Bugger,
That is good! Nings.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)
# hahahahahaaha!
Is that yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)
# No, it's Giant Squids

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Arf!
I like that idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)
# You daftie!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Say what you see
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:22, archived)
# "Bin Dun"
Not that you shouldn't have, or that it
won't be at least six times more. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:25, archived)
# urm same joke's on the front page
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Yea but who ever looks at the front page?
Personally, I have never seen this joke before... Never!

NING PROD, NING BOARD!

* This post may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:30, archived)
# it was even in The sun 'newspaper' in huge frickin' letters

ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:33, archived)
# The Sun what?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:33, archived)
# the one with bewbees
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:39, archived)
# That has news in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:44, archived)
# Indeed, I did not even look until now.
Pace of FPs is so slow I only hit the "Dayshift-popular" page these days*.


*this post may contain usual amount of pissy gayshift ranting and a ning--NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:35, archived)
# *straddles*

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
Vimod's shoe phone! WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:48, archived)
# VIMOD WOULD SPEAK TO GOD
WITH SHOES





TOO BAD VIMOD ALREADY IS GOD
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:04, archived)
# "Dayshift-popular"
where is that then?

* This post may contain the words take and piss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:44, archived)
# A thread of discussion in regards to the UK centric nature of the popular page.
I made the point that several folks from other places have posted
some wonderful stuff that gets little notice in the wave of dayshift clicks.

I know of at least a dozen past posters who have felt that this
made them less eager to play here. And limit on number friends list
makes spazing a must. And for those in limited bandwidth areas
this can be a real pain in the ass. Suggestion of popular by shift like
the stats-page might help encourage more folks to not wander off.

The suggestion was put to the powers that be and got a "LOL WUT?"-- sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:50, archived)
# OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
LOUDER! THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE "COLONIAL SHIFT"!

All POMs should take note!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:51, archived)
# Ahhh... WORDS!!!!

* Wanders off....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:54, archived)
# That sounds sensible. I'd like that.
We poor dayshifters... it's all too easy to miss good overnight stuff :-(

*prays to God*

Silly me, does God even have a user id???
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Morning

I don't usually look at the front page
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:17, archived)
# FUCK!
Hah hah hah - that's what happens when you wake up with an idea in your head!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Yay I can pearoast


Withdrawn from general sale in many EU countries
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:40, archived)
# arf! Hull please
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:51, archived)
# or if i say i'm gonna kill somebody, that i'm actually gonna do it. or that i believe in it.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:17, archived)
# Sisyphus was always happy to help his friend.
AAA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:21, archived)
# yo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Yikes! Startled me sneaking up like that.


Side note: saw the other, that is a really neat concept with serious legs. MAOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)
# *glees*
Seen somewhat the same idea before, of course, but your unique
style and methods make these stand out. I have no doubt you can
make this into yet another personal idiom for your vast toolbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:52, archived)
# i never knew i would get this big
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:01, archived)
# I don't know what these are about but I love them...
Also, I saw a similar thing on "arrangedletters" profile yesterday
This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:33, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# This must be how the egyptians built the pyramids
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:28, archived)
# i like this.
plenty of adaptations of sisyphus' story but no one ever bothered to ask the rock how it was doing. someone needs to capitalize on this.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Bip bap
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:57, archived)
# [edit] ok i get it now! :)

(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Krupa
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Save a few slaps for the producers.
Bigoted fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:05, archived)
# HA omfg! that's wicked! :)
i usualy don't like them but!
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:08, archived)
# Tahk's got an ace gif of it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Several of him.
Laser eyes, glowsticks, big, small, and more.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:12, archived)
# EV'Y BUDY LUVS ME AND ME FANZY FEETS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:11, archived)
# I was waiting for this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:13, archived)
# As an ace drummer is the toplevel topic/riff...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:18, archived)
# haha - hit that drum kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:28, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I'm sorry Bela, but
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9282853
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)
# Got it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Ha!
I used to love Mr Cooper :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Haven't made any new work so.....
Have a double shot of unreleased Anna from way back ! :P



(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:42, archived)
# HELLO, LADIES
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)
# ITS HAROLD MOON
AGAIN
(JoePesky, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# NO SRSLY
 


just remembered I do have a tennis-related picture tucked away
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# this is not it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Wee!
Ouch.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxsnAy4jyM
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# !
That's nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:40, archived)
# JAJAJAJAJAJA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)
# OH HAI! IT'S SUPER HAPPY FUN TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)
# FUN TIME IS A FUCKING FUN TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)
# I'M GONNA STAB SOME BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:34, archived)
# FUN TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)
# WE ARE CURRENTLY ON THE SUBJECT OF MURDER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)
# I HAVE ALREADY BEEN CHEATED BY HALF. A CUNTING TREE GOT IN AHEAD OF ME.
www.b3ta.com/board/9282830
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)
# woudl would
and wouldnt, respectively
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# This is when he was younger
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# SEXY! :P
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:53, archived)
# I would do Bristol Palin.
Does that make me bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)
# no, wanting to fuck Piper Palin makes you baaaaaaaaad.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Cute kid but no thanks.
I'm a boobies and hips kind of guy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:18, archived)
# She's the village bicycle
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# You say that
like it's a bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:18, archived)
# kill it first, make sure it doesn't breed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)
# I think the horse has already bolted on that one, pb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:23, archived)
# I want
this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Just fuck him yourself you braindead old cow!
Oh wait, even a downs has more sense than
to touch your mutant spawning orifice. Poor
sod likely has to listen to her micromanage
his wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Give him a call!
Since he can't get em in with a chickybabe, maybe he'll make do with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:22, archived)
# i get sloppy seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:35, archived)
# WE ARE AMUSED.

Or so Nursie tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Somebody needs to let me in on the joke with that guys face!
LoL!
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)
# That's the joke in a nut scull. [sic]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:00, archived)
# he is making a funny face.
b3ta.com/board/8311364

yes, it really is that simple. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)
# I wonder if thought poor guy has seen any of his shopped pics. He doesn't realise that he's famous
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)
# hopefully he will see the joke.
 
but I'd rather just make silly pictures with parts of his face, than actually hunt the fucker down.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Yes I'm all for making silly pictures featuring him. More of this sort of thing. I say!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)
# I GOT FLOWERS IN THE SPRING
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:32, archived)
# THAT GETS ME INTO THE ANGRY FUNTIME ZONE ALL RIGHT.
Not your shopping, the source. MY HATE HAS NO MEASURE THERE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK KILLLLLLLLLL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:40, archived)
# This source pic is giving me cancer!
yes i stoll that line but it fits! :|
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:06, archived)
# tennis is not a sport, it's a punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)
# SPORT: IT'S GAYER THAN BEING FUCKED IN THE BUTT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# I THINK RAPI WAS REFERRING TO SPURT, NOT SPORT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)
# I DOUBT IT!
SPURT IS GOOD AND FUN.
SPORT IS EVIL AND USELESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:47, archived)
# So is dwarf tossing
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# I would totally toss off a dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:35, archived)
# eww.
gross, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)
# I keep getting this warning! :|
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)
# I'd say link it, but we saw funnel sex pass during the moderator's brief time away from their crackpipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:01, archived)
# I will risk it ...as these are rare for me!
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Should have used a different font

Not mine I know, but what the hell. It's not Photoshopped.
(tryptych The only exercise I ever get is hiccupping., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# You're lucky you've not posted this during the day.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Why?
(tryptych The only exercise I ever get is hiccupping., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:35, archived)
# You're not really meant to post other peoples work.
Especially not in an image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:44, archived)
# phew, sure relieved you're around to point out the error of his ways and not some board nazi!
Close shave, buddy!
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)
# WTF? Catshit are you religous?
Because if you don't believe in a higher being
all that work you do isn't collecting points with shit! :|
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:54, archived)
# What work would that be?
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Sorry :|
[edit] maybe i'm mixing you up with catnip! :|
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I think they are one and the same.....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)
# I don't think so. If he is then he must be laughing his arse off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Where've you been all day?
Studying Zimbonacci mathematics, I'll bet
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)
# WE NEED CONCLUSIVE PROOF OF THE ZAMBONI THEOREM, MOTHERFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)
# The theory is simple. "I think, therefore I smooth ice"
kebab is working on this theory at the moment. He hopes to make it a law.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)
# Zamboni maths?
What's to study? Put in drive and just look for the future b& ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:46, archived)
# YOU ARE THE GHOST OF B& PAST
 
MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T FUCKING IGNORING US YOU COULD TELL US JUST HOW MANY DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH, JERK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# The Zamboni is more than a machine, it is a way of life!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# somebody please send me to bed.
I have to get my kid to school in 3 and a half hours.
I've been doing a radio slot on't t'internet and I've got into an acid jazz session I just can't stop
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)
# What acid jazz are you listening too? Artists?
Drink more coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:53, archived)
# I'm playing
currently the K-Collective
and I'm drinking beer. I think I shall be calling on the services of mother at about 8am.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)
# haha
i did notice this, but didn't want to spoil a joke by checking :)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)
# omg oh noes
YOUVE GOTS AN ICONS ON THE INTERNETS :o
(JoePesky, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)
# This board is for original photo altered works!

(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)
# perhaps a sandwich with that coffee
 


and by "coffee" I mean a substance almost entirely but not quite unlike coffee..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)
# THEY USE FLAVOURED SAWDUST INSTEAD OF GROUND COFFEE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)
# they should be sued into the ground for calling that shit coffee.
 
I'm willing to accept "coffee-flavoured beverage" but calling it coffee is JUST A BRIDGE TOO FUCKING FAR MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I came to the conclusion to stay from any chain/franchised coffee store.
and also any cafe that featuring ~50+ yr old women, as they have no idea how to make coffee
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)
#
Not yours: check
Not photoshopped: check

Are you sure you're in the right place? There are plenty of websites for posting funny pics you found on the net. b3ta.com is all about showing off creative stuff you've done yourself, usually in photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)
# I'm going to go ahead and say that this picture was probably photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Nope you can see the space between the L and i
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:58, archived)
# But its not as pronounced as the other characters
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Thread deletion detected...
lol
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)
# ha yeah my point was very lame i had to! :|
my bad!
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)
# I see...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)
# yeah the megaflicks pic has been around the interwebs several times
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)
# THIS PICTURE IS UNRETOUCHED
 


I FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET I DID
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)
# LIES! I visited this bat doctor yesterday. He insisted that he hang me upside down all day
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:28, archived)
# You tell him, pardnur
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)
# I decided to be fluffy about it today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)
# VIMOD IS DISPLEASED.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER SOME MEGAFUCKS PLEASE
 
HOW MUCH FOR OVERNIGHT SHIPPING?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
# IT DEPENDS WHERE THEY COME FROM. BUT I'LL SEND YOU SOME BOGAN SHEILAS FROM WESTERN SYDNEY!
FOR YOU, THEY'RE $0.01 NZD
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)
# WITH FREE AIDS?!
 
OR JUST THE CLAP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)
# AIDS ARE FREE. IF YOU ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES I'LL THROW IN A BUCKET OF KFC AND A PICTURE OF DAVID BOWIE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)
# ACTUALLY I AM STARTING TO THINK IT WOULD BE SAFER TO FUCK THE FRIED CHICKEN WHILE LOOKING AT THE PICTURE OF MISTER BOWIE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)
# IN THAT CASE, I'LL MAKE SURE THE CHICKEN IS HOT AND READY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)
# i've said it before! ...that needs a donk!
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Sort of on topic for this sub-thread, and donk'ed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:27, archived)
# Chav rock!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Typecast
(tryptych The only exercise I ever get is hiccupping., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Now that's a gap only a miner could love
Sexy babe
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)
# She's a slot machine
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
# >:(
You splashed me you cunt! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
# :D
G'night
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Nite
Think I'll finally succumb to my cold and crawl into bed, nite
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Please hold still, I am trying to fill my tea cup.
He's like a benign Dirty Sanchez.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)
# i think your spleen has exploded.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHAHHHAH
 
PISS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)
# *makes spooky 'wooooooooo' noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
# he's going out to fuck an angel.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:13, archived)
# streaker!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Haha - yes.
Only in Melbourne. ;-P
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)
# awwwww

HE AIN'T GOT NO BODY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)
# but he's got
GUTS.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:04, archived)
# GOT HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# HAHAHA
Poor Svenno! He just got bumbed bombed!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# I did this on CoD4 a few minutes ago.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)
# RPG? or Noob tube?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# CoD4 FTW!
i unlocked the Barrett this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# 6th prestige level 45 maybe 46....
Play time: 10 and a half days or so...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# That bit when you're in the aircraft shooting massive guns at the little people who aren't flashing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Oh!
on the single player :(

That is fun that one tho.

I like to put C4 in cars and blow it up killing team mates :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# The only level I can play on CoD4 is the one after the credits
that's a great level.

But the whole game pales in comparison to NAZI ZOMBIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# No no no no no!
cod5 is shit, treyarch ruin games.

CoD6 will be a return to form
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Flamethrower was the best bit about it
Setting fire to Japanese people makes my brother awfully racist.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I downloaded one mission on XBL and I didnt like it at all
I just hate the old weapons, that must be it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I don't have it, I just love playing Nazi Zombies
Single player's shite like it normally is with the CoD games:
Run down hall, take cover, use gun on man. Repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Just whack it on easiest difficulty
and run down corridors meleeing whole groups of baddies in the face before RPGing their pals at point blank range :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Yes,
apart from UO, which they did right. It's still the best CoD.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I did the single player the other day
Found it as annoyingly scripted as the previous games :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Aye, it's all very linear but it's still an enjoyable, if rather predictable, way to spend an afternoon I find.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# try playing it on veteran
it gets fucking frustrating
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Yeah, fucking hell.
On Veteran I've got as far as that corridor near the end of the missile silo level, where it splits off to the side. I have attempted that about a hundred times.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Oh I havent got that far yet
Im only at the bit with the SAS where you find Al-Asad in the town at night.

I got killed there then stopped playing and had dinner, then played L4D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)
# L4D's awesome, particularly when played at night.
I don't think I've played a better multiplayer game.

And the character writing shits all over Gladiators.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)
# "I hate vans"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
# I wonder how much the voice actors were paid
To essentially say "Reloading" in several increasingly frantic ways.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:03, archived)
# "I hate small towns"
Bill FTW
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I'm going to be getting L4D soon (new job = disposable income \o/)
Played the demo when it was launched and loved it. Hopefully people are still gonna be playing it by the time I get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# You are PC tho arnt you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Indeed
Easiest difficulty + melee attack = fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# w
watchmen fucking blew

seriously

fuck zach snyder

shittiest director ever
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# all movies suck.
everything sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# ESPECIALLY VACUUM CLEANERS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# If Microsoft made vacuum cleaners
...would they still suck?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
# no, they'd scream.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:17, archived)
# You suck

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)
# yes. everything sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:13, archived)
# and what doesn't suck, blows.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)
# some things chew.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Didn't you have a QOTW answer about a movie that didn't suck?
I can't find it in your profile any more or remember the name of it.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)
# probably, i lie a lot.
i can't recall either.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)
# It was made by members of the French resistance
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# ah, les enfants du paradis.
yes, brillinat film. it does not suck, and is therefore the exception hat proves the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:38, archived)
# satellite targetting from space is good for something, finally.
good shot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)
# the big, wide, hairy variety.

just down the street from:

and, i think there's a b3ta person vandalising my city.

i bought a new camera, but there's some 'shopping done too, so shut up.

what's the news, fuckheads?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Something weird's happening with my 'puter
Animated GIFs only play if I move my mouse. Not the end of the world but I want my comedy without waving my hand like a knob.




Or my knob like a hand..

Whatever
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# that sounds like a blessing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# The news is, I'm reposting like a whore in a sex addiction clinic
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# fucking fetish freex.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I read that as "fucking feesh fetish"...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# you karayzy hombres weeth your feesh feteesh
queso?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Donde esta la queso?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# ...yes?
...no?
..maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I dont know,
can you repeat the question
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# DONDE ESTA LA QUESO?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Im sorry baxter, you know I dont speak spanish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Haha I was watching that earlier!
...you are on about Anchorman right?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Modern foreign languages
Modern foreign languages
Modern foreign languages
Modern foreign languages
Modern foreign languages
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# ou es les bibliotechque?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# la bibliotechque es en la voiture avec ma grande singe
Porquoi? Tu es la coulet tete?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
#
翻译故障
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# GET THE FACKIN FORRINAH!!!
*Does cockney jig*
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Nein
Das ist ein apfel
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Do you have a shop these guys could work?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# is that still going on?
i thought they'd have been replaced by new bandwagons.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# It never caught on as a real bandwagon :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# that's what keeps it special in my heart
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# that's because it's wank.
no, it's MULTI-WANK! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# >:(
Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# haha.
Would you like me to be anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# haha
what the fuck? You want the moon on a stick?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# With bells on
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I just downloaded a 1.4gb DVD
in just over 7 minutes. That makes me kind of hard in the groin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# so THAT'S why the internet's being shit

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Only in America though
as that's where my server sits.
It will take me 4 times as long to download it to here.
Thank the lord for VLC web streaming from a remote server.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Natasha Richardson may or may not be dead.
My liver, bile duct and pancreas are fine, but my esophagus shows some erosion.

That's all I got for news.

How's by you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# yay! i was hoping you'd be around.
is that your spray-paint tag i shot (the vandalising link)? it looks like a stylised version of your username.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# haha, no.
I haven't made it up TO-way since 1982. Would love to visit it again sometime, though.

I think I'm gonna steal that pic and put it in my profile.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: I stepped in cat puke.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# it's all yours. also available in hugesize if you really want it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Could I get the hugesize?
I enjoy putting huge pictures in my profile and pissing people off.

Thanks for the pic, either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# gaz me your email and i'll send it along.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# hehheheheh
I just moved to a place with no carpets, just polished wood floors

I CAN WIPE THAT CAT PUKE UP WITH A TISSUE, IT IS PRETTY AWESOME
LET ME TELL YOU, I HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)
# hurk-hurk-hurk....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)
# You have told a funny joke
I have drawn a lobster on my hand and it is still such a surprise to look down and see it there.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Draw a crab on your dick
and double the surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# This is why we're freinds, Shiksa
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# yes.
real friends encourage crabdick.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)
# did you draw the lobster's butt?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# The news.
I'm still angry.

But crazy DJ guy is on again tonight. And that makes me happy.

You can listen too, if you want to.

hrbinc-low.streamguys.net
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# I WANTED TO WATCH BASTARD SQUAD
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# OK!
Here's a version of it-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LBPiuq6EMU
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# DARLING FASCIST BULLY BOY
GIVE US SOME MORE MONEY YOU BASTARD

LOVE, AIG.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# thanks, i may check it out but i have to make dinnerfood in a moment.
anger is ok by me. much better than complacency.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Somehow that feels good.
Breeders in cars. Breeders in cars.

I'm showing my emo side. Argh.

Shit, I need to execute someone via photoshop. I'm sure that would go down well here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# so that's why you live there?
hello, sir
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# i heart the butt.
hell, hell, hello.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# PB!
howareya?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# half dead, half alive, all malignant.
so, no different than normal. how about you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# learning to love my diseases unconditionally
and pickin scabs - you know how it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)
# scabs won't grow on me, they find me distasteful.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Hey PB!
Long time no board!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# i was in prison again, sorry.
what is up?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# not much, not even the stockmarket!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Rear entrance is rear!
Nice to see you here.

Slow reply as I had to nap, may have to again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)
# hello hello.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Just had some coffee, a snack, and pearosted some stupid shit above now.
So I may actually be more HELLO than I thought. I hope it's not fucking flu again.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)
# it might be rabies or death, be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Just wondering B3tan`s
Is Pocoyo just one of the greatest shows ever?, totally demented, good for a hangover and Stephen fry does the voice-over




Oh yeah plus if you watch it on certain days we get Naomi Wilkinson introducing it!!!!!
(angriestangel, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Soo:
www.clansoul.com/LION/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Yup Lion Bars are Teh` Schizz
But what ever happened to texans?
(angriestangel, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# They fucked off?
Nothing can withstand the might of the Lion bar!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# HAMMERTIME!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# agreed

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I also agree
but reject the manner in which it was stated. Just so as not to get blown up by the nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# This... this.. this is just words!
do you come from /waffle waffle blah blah
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Time for an EPICLY OLD REPOST SELECTA!
.. ..

Now I don't have to post another image until late June.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Haha! I love these.
And Niven. Niven was wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I wish b3ta had voice chat, I'd constantly go round saying 'What o, old spot!'
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I'm eating a peanut butter sandwitch and I don't care who knows

Also "Zalgo" sounds like the drummer of a really crap hair-metal band.

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Washing machine on a skateboard:
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)
# roz chast drew a cartoon titled "failed laundry detergents".
there were three brands: reason, snub and empty threat. difficult to read cartoon here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# this is the best laundry detergent ever
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barf_(soap)
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# hahaha! i'll have to scour the iranian grocery stores for some barf.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I used to see that Zalgo stuff all over Something Awful
Weird that it's now taking over b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I kinda like the concept
I just think the name is stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# To cut down my time doing stuff for B3TA I only allowed 5 minutes on an image.
So; cyclist stopping to say hello to a kitty cat.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Wow :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Is... he....is he fingering that kitty?
I suppose it's one way of saying hello
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# If that is the way you like to see it then yes for you...
...he is fingering the kitty.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Well...
he has a menacing look on his face, his hand is underneath the kitty, and the kitty is smiling like a retard in a balloon factory.

Edit: Still it's a lovely drawing :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# ..odd you'd think that
..a cats anus and vagina are located under the tail, the cat would have to be facing away from him to facilitate fingering.

Personally if I was going to draw a cat being fingered I'd have it in at least up to the second knuckle and I'd make it fairly obvious cat fingering was going on.

I thank you, I thank you.. I am here all week Thursday is a matinee.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Two words....Gangly fingers
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Gosh I love you!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# that there is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Oh I did another steampunk nerf

It may or may not be in the fridge.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# WIN!!
That is awesome!
Also, when did b3ta turn into an art site?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Sorry arts is what I do, occasionally it turns out to be funny.
Mainly though it is just arts.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# The day that muuuuuuusic dieeeeeeeeeeed.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# thats what we do in the wee hours
at least, more so than during the day shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# since the artists staged a revolution
and posted good shit instead of sitting around smoking it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# These things you do are brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# my 12yo son saw this
and now he is determined to make his own!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Dancer

if you're in the States and ever see a print you like, gaz me and i'll send you a copy.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I'd print this and blutack it to my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# ah...a lovely
late-night woodcut!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Hold me closer tiny dancer
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# for money?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Beautiful :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Oooh, I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# still heart
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Hooray!
Hello you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# oh btw
i fixed up her face as best i could here
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I love your prints
but sadly don't live in the states to tap you up for an original ( but I could pay for p&p and your time )

If you ever want one of your prints photoshop inking for printing posters then gaz me too.

imagebam.com

click for bigger 1.4mb

That's a quick small one but I can happily make them 300dpi and 2 feet wide. And the 'wood' background was just a bit of messing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# tell you what
hoping to get why website up and running again with my prints up there. Come, say, mid summer, just go through the site and pick out the ones you like, and i'll send 'em on over. Cheaper to send a bunch at one time.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# That would be cool.
At least your work is tangible. You definitely should be selling signed prints.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# all in good time
its nice to be able to look back and see some progress.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# What wood do you carve these on? I'm sure I've asked this before but I've managed to already forget.
I should write it down.

Also, do you ever do wood sculptures/carvings?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# i guess its pine
i just go to Lowe's and grab a 1"x8"x6' board or whatever, and go to it. My recollection is that people who really know their stuff use cherry, but i already spend enough on my addiction.

I've never tried sculpture. I've a hard enough time working in 2D.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I was going to call you a crack whore, but you don't really crack so much as chip anyway so that completely doesn't work.
I've only ever done two sculptures, both in wood, one oak which was fucking impossible to even dent and basically ended up still practically square, and one pine which just ended up splintering too easily. The difficult bit is having to keep the thing in a decent vice grip and constantly spin it around, that and cutting it into the right shape to begin with.

The pine one did come out fairly well though, wherever it is, on a dusty shelf in a plastic bag behind me somewhere.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Wish I lived in the states now :(
This is as ace as usual :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Awsome! :)
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Thought I'd hurl one on the bandwagon
A touch of Cyanide and Happiness:

:D Apologies for shitness, Photoshop is dead and I'm making do with...(sigh) Flash...
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Frame two is great.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Spank ye kindly

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Someone is going to have to explain this soon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I'd ask Evilscary if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# No... no they're not.
When he comes all will be made clear...

... ...

IA! IA!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# as clear as entrails and blood spatter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I don't quite get it either
but if you google it you get loads of edited Ctrl+Alt+Del comics and Lovecraft references
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# If this zalgo thing goes on any longer I shall have to be really anti-fun and start photoshopping Jeeves & Wooster into everything again.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# I love Jeeves & Wooster.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWnB0hQWGdI
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# THE COCKLES OF YOUR HEART HAVE BEEN WARNED!
WARNED WARMED


I don't believe I actually redrew Jon so badly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# haha
Englishness.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Also


IT WILL NOT END!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# That's jolly good.
Top hole, Old Bean.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I think you should shop in some desks....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Enough with the desks!
BAAAAAAAAAACON!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# :(
I did have a B&E for lunch today....god that was good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# There are few lunches finer...
My fried egg on beans on toast was an interesting experiment, just lacked the tasty pigflesh
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Bacon works with everything... EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# especially more bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Judaism?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Especially that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I see...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# that kind of anti-fun
sounds like fun!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Not sure what happening
but it looks messy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)

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