LOL! It's the Jeffrey Tambour-ine!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:18,
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why is there a tiny aircraft under him?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:19,
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I knew I should have taken a screenshot you ninjing b3tard:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:25,
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UFO!!!OMG!!! Men in blak!
(
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:23,
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i'm waiting for my little town to appearthe camera car drove past me as i was crossing the road outside my house.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:25,
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whata great job..travel around taking photos for google...who has that job..WHO??? I shal keeel them...
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:22,
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Professionally empolyed to be stuck in traffic jams. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:23,
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I betthey make loadsa monies coz of it...taking pichaas happily then oh noes! i am dead.
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:26,
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Naa it's all automated with a 360 camera mounted on stop of the car.They were probably minimum wagers just driving prescribed routes.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:29,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: How Food Is Really Made"){kind=small}
quick and nasty but it does have horses
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:56,
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* Unexpected Dame Horses
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:57,
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Would.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:57,
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HahahaBest of all masked animals!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:01,
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them and Secret Squirrel Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:12,
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Way to go and spoil the secret!!!:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:15,
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hahahahhahaha :D
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:01,
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been away for a while but has anyone noticed that...www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/ has been rewritten? :(
a travesty
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:16,
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a travesty
Continuing my early morning Orchestral spanging....
Previously: www.b3ta.com/board/9299812
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:44,
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ugh, it's too early for me to deal will punnage of that magnitude...if I hand you a frying pan, can you hit yourself repeatedly with it, please? :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:47,
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TAXI FOR MR. SUSHI!'ningles all.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:49,
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YesIt wasn't an entirely bad tome by Stephen King.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:52,
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ROFL!They are making a new film of It apparently.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:54,
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But there's so many books that could be made into films from that era.Personally I'd give me left bottock to see a properly done version of Stranger in a Strange Land.
It only made it into the top ten books written in the last century, which is probably why it won't be made into a film. Too high brow.
(It only made it into the top ten books written in the last century, which is probably why it won't be made into a film. Too high brow.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:00,
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I dunno.I read a Stephen King book once. It was shit.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:05,
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By R A HeinleinOriginally written in the sixties and was censored by just under 400 pages.
here
(here
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:08,
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Make sure it's the unabridged version though.I must have read it about ten times.
EDIT: The unabridged version was only release as when he died it meant that the publishers no longer belonded to the publishers but to his widow who found the orginal manuscript and published it.
(EDIT: The unabridged version was only release as when he died it meant that the publishers no longer belonded to the publishers but to his widow who found the orginal manuscript and published it.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:13,
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It dealt with the second coming, saints, godand too communion literally so dealt with canibalism. I think mainly though it dealt with a concept that pissed off organised faiths the most. That 'thou art God' that god is within one's self and not in a church.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:27,
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There are no lutes in the modern orchestra,and there never have been! You fail ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:53,
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Sushi you have just been TOTALLY pwnd.It's given me the right 'orn.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:59,
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Boonie and Clyde beat him to it
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:57,
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Yay to Snare Drums!
and S P A N G !
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:52,
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Bwahahaha!FUCK YOU PETER RABBIT YOU CARROT THIEVING LITTLE CUNT!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:54,
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Well that's one way to tell a clasic story. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:55,
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Redsushi: Telling it like it is;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:02,
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Indeed...Also, ever notice that he wears a jacket, but no trousers?
Essentially he's always got his cock out.
In a childrens book.
What a nonce.
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:35,
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Essentially he's always got his cock out.
In a childrens book.
What a nonce.
its too fuckin early for this kind of thing!lol! :D and *spangs*
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:53,
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TOAT
Pimping this idea because I like it and think it could be good, if often toapy.
Image challenge suggestion by JS
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:42,
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\o/Bless you and good 'nings!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:44,
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I fucking LOVE that guy! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:57,
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how about we just have a thread where we do that?
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:47,
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FingerbibtasticR.D.James - Evil has a homemade polysynthic twin.
*Phlange*
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:10,
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*Phlange*
*licks window* Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:16,
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I like this ideaand I endose it with all my cock
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:51,
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that is in fact rather excellent. More of this crap shit, I say!'ningles to all you internet peoples!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:40,
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Why is it always horizontal lines in your images?* Woo
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:55,
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im loving this!fantastic and subtle style! :D *clicks*
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:35,
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Beautyclicky
(
notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:51,
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I thought that film was one of the most over rated films ever. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 6:04,
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It's close but Mullholland Dr. was just ahead of it.Worst film ever to feature lesbians.
( nick the greek,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:11,
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You see, that is where you are wrong.Although I will forgive you, as I doubt you have seen The 18 Year Old Virgin. Yes, I typed that right.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:15,
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Mulholland Drive is one of my favourite films everI just regard it as a sequel to Twin Peaks, it makes a lot more sense that way
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:28,
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I rather enjoyed it myself,but it is typical Wes Anderson. It's not really about anything when you get down to it, and I can totally understand why people wouldnt like it.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:13,
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I thoroughly enjoyed itbut, in the same way as with Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre, I didn't really get it until the second time I saw it, by which point it had apparently morphed from a slightly disappointing, directionless slog to a bloody hilarious instant favourite.
I don't know if this is something in the makeup of those films or my brain, but I like it.
(I don't know if this is something in the makeup of those films or my brain, but I like it.
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:42,
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I think you are right on that.The Royal Tennenbaums was exactly the same. First time I saw that I thought, what the fuck is this? It isn't about anything and fuck all is happening. Then I watched it again and thoughgt, Oh, there is nothing happening and it isn't about anything. And now i love it :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:48,
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I absolutely loved it.But I can't think of a single person I know I could recommend it to.
Similarly, I just don't get why people aren't blown away by 'Magnolia'. The trailer for that alone is a masterpiece, but if it doesn't make you feel you have to watch the film, then don't.
(Similarly, I just don't get why people aren't blown away by 'Magnolia'. The trailer for that alone is a masterpiece, but if it doesn't make you feel you have to watch the film, then don't.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:28,
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*peas another topical tentacle* As I can--see, forever!
Arf!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 6:08,
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A "telle"? thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:28,
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Telly always mangles in my brain with the name.Tele seemed too short (and round, LOL).
Perhaps using "TV" would have been better.
(Perhaps using "TV" would have been better.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:38,
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What about cretins lattern?:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:54,
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No love for this film this morning :(I really liked it
(
The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 7:35,
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Has the board stopped? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:00,
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We're waiting for HAMMERZEIT now mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:01,
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I may as well go to work then - see you all later!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:04,
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Why are the hammers pointed counter clockwise?Also
Why am I asking?
(Why am I asking?
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:11,
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no particular reasonexcept maybe this was a rush job
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:14,
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Not sure why it struck me as odd.It is a good one, no matter which way or how much time you put into it.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:29,
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I'm organising a defibrillator right now BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:04,
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Its time that's stoppedour alien lizard overlords are rearranging the planets for better feng shui and normal service will resume
jaffa cakes will be given to those badly affected but try not to worry or lock yourself in the fridge at this time
Thanks
(jaffa cakes will be given to those badly affected but try not to worry or lock yourself in the fridge at this time
Thanks
boff FL OZ,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:14,
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He comes. That's what he does.And I'll tell you what: Zalgo follow Zalgo follow Zalgo...
This was a rush job. When I have time I'm reckon I'll do this properly.
(This was a rush job. When I have time I'm reckon I'll do this properly.
thiswasmyclone,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:05,
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Rushing about can lead to some unwelcome discoveries...
Like the muzzles, quite nicely done.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:10,
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Kramer meets the pig man(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:26,
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What bit did you change?It's a crazy picture.
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:10,
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i missed the zalgo thing, but i like your pic.
postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:12,
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this had nothing to do with Zalgobut it seemed an appropriate comment.
www.b3ta.com/board/5287102
(www.b3ta.com/board/5287102
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:19,
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ahhhahhhahh that is awesome Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:18,
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I don't get the Zalgo bandwagon - but you've done well with this. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:15,
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I don't think there's much to get.Evilscary did some Garfield strips with Zalgo in, then it took off.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:18,
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Zalgo is also an Assyrian name meaning "ray of light".b3ta is quite late picking up on this meme, but it's interesting to see it applied beyond comic strip parodies.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:22,
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Was around for a while on other boards (and webcomics) before it it got here, actually.But I could be overlapping it all in my mind, as I've also been doing 'tulu gags for years.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:24,
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Ha ha :DI liked this
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 7:32,
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it's from Something Awfulstarted by Shmorky (Dave Kelly) in these strips
shmorky.com/parodies/parodies.html
(this is the same guy who did "how is babby formed")
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:19,
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That was later, but yeah. That one started the wholesale madness. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:28,
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I am not a member of SA but I think I might like it thereI ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO WASTE
also not sure about Shmorky as the origin, that's just what came up in google the other day
(also not sure about Shmorky as the origin, that's just what came up in google the other day
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:30,
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Hard to say, with any accuracy.As the whole bunch of the tentacled freaks flow in and
out of webcomics and web sites in waves. Oldest of mine*.
edit:
*9 years ago BTW, FFFFFFFUUUUUU---
(out of webcomics and web sites in waves. Oldest of mine*.
edit:
*9 years ago BTW, FFFFFFFUUUUUU---
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:39,
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I would be a member if it didn't cost 10 dollars and have pages and pages of ways I could get b& gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:40,
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Oh, that is lovely.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 6:45,
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Octopus Fisherman!
At first the source and idea was great
but after an hour or two messing with it
i have to say! ..."was it worth it!"
well it gives me the fucking FearWOO
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:19,
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It all depends on whether you like calamari or not Woo!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:20,
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I'd say yes it was, but she said...
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:22,
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he's greek, he just wants to fuck and release. postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:26,
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WE WILL NOT LET HIM GO Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:40,
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I feel like that, each time I eat a Moussaka BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:28,
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hahaI'd love to see the Giant Moussaka take on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Maybe the Japanese have already done this
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:36,
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filthy fuckers. they're almost as bad as humans. postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:39,
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oh hey I was just reading about these guys in the Dance Theatre Journal(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:40,
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well what did you expect, with a name like Bearlesque?: D
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:48,
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i once saw a bear porn film where the actors took time out from fucking to make and eat meals.it was hilarious.
( postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:57,
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Then there's Boner Bunny!A euro site were a guy in the easter bunny suit fucks girlies!
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:02,
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sex with women?what perversity is this?
( postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:10,
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i have no idea how or why......but about four or five years ago there suddenly appeared about ten of these kinds of groups. i think a lot of them had theatre backgrounds and suddenly bear anything was selling, so they all had these freakass performance troups out there.
it makes sense - gay men and theatre go together like hate and rape - and there were always bearish performers onstage, but they all at once began grouping together like sweaty magnets. i like having sex with them, but don't make me watch crappy stage nonsense.
(it makes sense - gay men and theatre go together like hate and rape - and there were always bearish performers onstage, but they all at once began grouping together like sweaty magnets. i like having sex with them, but don't make me watch crappy stage nonsense.
postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:50,
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okay I must have missed the bearfestbut I thought they were cute.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:11,
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heh, i'm in the target demographic so i get the emails directly from sweatquarters. postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:17,
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I want to donate to B3TA......How the hell do i do that?
here's the thing!
i refuse to get a credit card!
is there another way to trade funds online
maybe through a bank?
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:42,
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here's the thing!
i refuse to get a credit card!
is there another way to trade funds online
maybe through a bank?
i snailmailed rob a pair of my greasy underpants and got an icon.or you could use paypal.
( postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:44,
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ok paypal works from my bank thanks!Icon here i come! :P
it's my B3TA birthday tommorow!
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:53,
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it's my B3TA birthday tommorow!
cheers, i took too long typing.read my post below, though.
( postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:56,
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it works with a bank account.you just add funds to the paypal balance from your bank (requires you to use online banking, which you might want to do anyway - you're a fellow canadian, and the banks here almost all charge more for passbook services than they do for online banking), which takes 4-6 days. then you can 'send' the person you're buying from or donating to a set dollar amount (which paypal will translate to their currency for you) and when they recipient gets it, they send you your goods.
i've used it for years, never had a problem. just be wise with passwords and such, and NEVER, EVER reply to unsolicited emails from paypal. there are hundreds of scammers out there pretending to be paypal, so file any emails you get from them in the trash without opening them. paypal, if they need to, will contact you on their website when you log in.
(i've used it for years, never had a problem. just be wise with passwords and such, and NEVER, EVER reply to unsolicited emails from paypal. there are hundreds of scammers out there pretending to be paypal, so file any emails you get from them in the trash without opening them. paypal, if they need to, will contact you on their website when you log in.
postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:55,
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I did not know that paypal worked with banks here.Still not keen on paypal, but I should check this out, thx.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:59,
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might depend on the bank - i use scotia and they're pretty online-friendly.cibc was a nightmare when i banked with them, but i think they all admit paypal now, too much demand for them not to.
i dealt a lot with TD last year for stuff, they seem like a good option too, but my small credit union (where my pay goes to) is the most progressive (and cheapest).
(i dealt a lot with TD last year for stuff, they seem like a good option too, but my small credit union (where my pay goes to) is the most progressive (and cheapest).
postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:03,
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most welcome.oh, one more thing: if you're worried about thievery or people scamming you, keep a zero balance or a very minimal amount of money in your paypal account. transfer in funds when you need them - a small pain in the ass if you need $20 instantly, but that also helps you avoid impulse purchases (i have an old drunk friend story i could tell). if you're super-cautious and have more than one bank account, attach the paypal account to the one with the least amount of money in it.
i've never had problems, but i know people worry about fraud.
(i've never had problems, but i know people worry about fraud.
postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:10,
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Patronage also works.I'm in the same boat as you, but a very kind
person donated in my name for me. I was,
and am, flattered that he did so.
(person donated in my name for me. I was,
and am, flattered that he did so.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:57,
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^this, very muchas my sig will tell you. There are some very nice peoples here on b3ta.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:50,
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In UK use "bank transfer" like I did (probably works from overseas)Doesnt need internet banking
for HSBC I went into local branch with Robs account No (see FAQ for details), set up a bank transfer facility and sent him all my money. Then gaz him next day for icon.
(for HSBC I went into local branch with Robs account No (see FAQ for details), set up a bank transfer facility and sent him all my money. Then gaz him next day for icon.
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:27,
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It's hard to know where to beginI'm going back to bed.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:44,
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Hahawhatever's happening, I think it should win that art prize that seems to enrage everyone.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:47,
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it can't win, it's not cubism.answer my question.
( postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:43,
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This bogan doesn't know how to stop
Don't go back to bed, get a coffee and stay up!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:47,
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For a more indepth descriptionwww.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8gJoT5yl4
(you may have seen this before)
((you may have seen this before)
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:00,
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HEY!here in Canada macs were the bomb
not so much anymore however it would
be strange for me to see a brit try'n that!
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:07,
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not so much anymore however it would
be strange for me to see a brit try'n that!
and for your next lesson:(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:37,
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there are a couple of related skits in there too.: D
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:44,
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haha"give your social life a sneaky reacharound"
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:51,
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I WANT TO BUY A HOLDEN UTE, HAVE IT LOADED WITH NUTMEAT AND VB, THEN DO BURNOUTS ALL DAY! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:10,
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I'm seriously considering going to see Heath Franklin in May.(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:15,
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imagine living a country town surrounded by bogansthey are all here farm1.static.flickr.com/119/295165727_1cc15b766c.jpg?v=0
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:51,
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yeah I spent last weekend in Dunedinmullets and buck teeth a-plenty
GOOD HONEST SIMPLE FOLK
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:56,
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Does the Kiwi Bogan dress the same as the Aussie Bogan? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:58,
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yes.although I'm talking here about country folk - the urban variety is referred to on both sides of the ditch as a Westie. : )
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:08,
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I think our country folk are akin to their urban cousins.I remember going into a country pub in a little town called Dungog. I went in, then went back out
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:12,
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COCK BLOCK A LOO BOP Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:31,
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*filenames*makes much more sense now
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:35,
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imagine if wham! had tourette's in the 80s. postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:44,
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"wake me up before you FUCK OFF..." BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:57,
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HAHA - I think George Michael already has BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:05,
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imagine how the other guy who no-one remembers feels. postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:09,
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Didn't he kill himself?I know I would if I was in Wham.
*wikis*
The majority of his spare time is taken up by golf ...
Same thing.
(*wikis*
The majority of his spare time is taken up by golf ...
Same thing.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:13,
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"..strangling animals, and masturbating." Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:16,
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I thought that was Alexei Sayle's gig? Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:20,
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i've got two hands, i can strangle alexei sayle while i give him a handjob. postbear has metal knees,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:25,
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IT'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN PLEASURE AND PAIN... BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:28,
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Funky signs, funky parts and funky man = WOOFUNKINGYAY! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:55,
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I think most of your pictures have a sound effect associated with themin this case it's "HUUUUUOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
(
Shada,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:45,
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No. "Fush n Chups" is Kiwi speak for Fish and Chips BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:02,
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this is gleeing me right the way to fuck and backI am pleased.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:35,
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AND it has a spunking CDC on the poor catInitially, I thought the dots were nipples.... how wrong can you be?
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:59,
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This could be Smeagol's petWoo!
Edit: But does it eat Nutmeat?
(Edit: But does it eat Nutmeat?
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:29,
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I suspect this little fellalikes his red meat.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:33,
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I will force feed him nut meat and then we'll know whether he likes it or not BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:48,
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That is of course your choicebut I do not endorse that approach.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:50,
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ahhhhahhhhahhhhah oh shit Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:38,
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i imagine this opening a huge shark-like gape andeating its way through the bottle and me
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:22,
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I keep expecting himto pull out a lightsabre and so something awesome.
(
Ratsta,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:17,
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Even celebrity hat wearers are taken with the new headgear craze!
JAY KAY SAYS YES!
I couldn't agree morebut he makes an excellent butt plug for sealife.
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:29,
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People of Aldeburgh agreeI feel a JK gif coming on.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:32,
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She can smoke my portuguese man-of-war any timeLOL!
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:44,
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Photoshop a lawyer time!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:31,
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The guy on the right can represent me.He'll probably lose but at least it will be funny.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:32,
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hehe - it would be wouldn't it?!All the source pics came from here: www.hklaw.com/id20/searchbiosA/
It's sad Brandow doesn't work for this firm, but i'm sure they've got the Devil's Advocate working for them
(It's sad Brandow doesn't work for this firm, but i'm sure they've got the Devil's Advocate working for them
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:45,
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thought it was john peel actually deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:41,
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this is the future of hat technology
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:36,
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Lies! Kittuns is nawt evul!However, I love the style wherein this fabrication was presented.
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:21,
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HAWhen Cats Attack...This is happening to me all the time!
howl-larious!
.
heheheh....its funny because his face is being horrifically clawed off!!
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:26,
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He's only doing what he knows.However, he did have it coming.
:)
(:)
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:36,
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haha :Dyour things are fantastic
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:37,
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loljade 'edit' massive lol's at the lyrics mind, you have some sick rhymes :D
( McBadger COW,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:02,
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this edit: and that
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:03,
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did you write the revised lyrics? PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:04,
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despite being a jade postthat is actually rather amusing :~)
woo to you
(woo to you
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:12,
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She wasThe fresh princess of our hearts.
Like a candle in the wind, used to light a fart.
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 8:59,
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Like a candle in the wind, used to light a fart.
Sadcat is sad but says hai anyway.
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:55,
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I think you upset him furtherererrerr. PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:59,
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i bet he looks EXACTLY the same on the other sidewhere his arse is
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:58,
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that would make him femalewith a mole on each cheek
( gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:09,
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hai sadcatI hopes you get happysoon
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:01,
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fanks mister nice purson PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:05,
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ah man yehreal life sad cat :(
*strokes*
(*strokes*
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:05,
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Sadcat has no earsAre you sure this isn't Orangecat?
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:09,
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and I thought we were going to stop doing Jade posts?Woo
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 7:28,
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No wonder the bird feeder was ransacked.Woo!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:41,
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Nicely done! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:42,
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I want one nice one!
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:45,
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where do i sign up? Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:49,
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Gather your pitchforks.Tomorrow we march on London.
( zoldergoose,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:50,
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The ungrateful shits/watching alan partridge blog
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:55,
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I have a feeling thisisn't going to end well.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:34,
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ahhhahhhah fuckyou should totally sell this concept to PG Tips
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:35,
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ahaha*considers idea*
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:40,
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Ein Folk, ein Reich, ein Tee!JA! JA!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:44,
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perfect!*sends telegram via hovis-trike*
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:00,
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*snort*/wants to see a goose stepping nazi chimp
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:36,
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Nazi-Apes...and isn't Chimpler going to save the poor detainees?
I should also point out that I did chuckle, despite my pedantry.
(I should also point out that I did chuckle, despite my pedantry.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:37,
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hehe someone always corrects it everytime I post one.no matter.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:41,
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THIS ADVERTISEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CEPHALOPOD HEADGEAR SOCIETY OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:24,
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FUCKING BLOODY YES!!! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:38,
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:41,
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OH WAIT NO I ALREADY HAVE A HAT
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:26,
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ITS MY HAT NOT YOURS I ENJOY THE STICKYNESS. We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:27,
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Uneccessary links is WEB 3.0 We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:31,
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I SPECIFICALLY BAUGHT THIS HAT FOR ITS ABOVE AVERAGE STICKYNESS WHEN COMPARED TO OTHER HATS I WAS INTERESTED IN We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:28,
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Excellent choice!For that, we'll throw in a pair of octopus mittens absolutely free!
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:14,
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Yay!I get next go on his head! \
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:31,
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I've got hatsso yes!
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:47,
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A WILD MINCHIN APPROACHES FROM THE WEST
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:10,
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WHAT YOU SHOULD DOIS MAKE IT TWO SEPERATE IMAGES.
ONE BLANK, ONE FULL OF MINCHIN.
AND STRETCH THE BLANK ONE BY ABOUT 85%, MAYBE.
(ONE BLANK, ONE FULL OF MINCHIN.
AND STRETCH THE BLANK ONE BY ABOUT 85%, MAYBE.
ClanSoul,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:32,
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|
THE INTERNETS PUTS THINGS ON A NEW LINE AFTER 1000px or something We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:38,
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Cool,I was just listening to some tim minchin
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:13,
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Me too!But we probably have nothing else in common so I wouldn't make a big deal of it.
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:25,
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Rubbish*beckons to the bedroom*
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:33,
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I just accidentally a coca cola bottleis this bad?
( McBadger COW,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:14,
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Accidentally the whole thing? We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:15,
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Oh great, now I have to scroll a couple of pixels that way ->Is he funny then? I've only heard him on Mark Watson's Radio 4 thing, I'll have to try and see some standup stuff.
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:15,
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but he's coming from the middle.I want my money back.
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(
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:24,
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HE HAS APPROACHED FROM THE WEST FURTHER. We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:27,
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Mine's 1280x1024but yes, I do want need a new monitor
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:22,
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I LIKE SOME OF HIS STUFF. I DO NOT LIKE OTHER STUFF HE DOES.SOMETIMES I THINK HE'S FUNNY AND SOMETIMES I DO NOT LIKE OTHER STUFF HE DOES.
(
Ttssattsr,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:18,
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I MOSTLY LIKEAND AT OTHER TIMES I AM "MEH"
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:20,
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i can't see it, perhaps it's not showingperhaps i'll scroll sideways... WAAAH!
he's... lurking...
(he's... lurking...
spacefish bong!,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:24,
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HE HAS RETREATED FURTHER WEST.STOP SCAREING HIM
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:30,
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YOU NEED TO START THINKING WITH PORTALS We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:52,
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i've already got one set up over my toiletand the other under my chair. where else should I put them?
(,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 0:54,
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