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# Cat


a meringue
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# this is how cats are made
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# nagh
cats are wittled from dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hock!
bad doggY! sssssssrrrrppppp


meow?
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
that's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hooray for Gangster Class ROUs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Can't go wrong with a nicely cannoned Gangster Class...
the flock increases...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# haha
i prefer to look at this as a nonsensical situation rather than a pun
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# probably makes more sense that way
meringues contain no yolk you fool morbo :(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahahahahahhahaha, right, now where is my spanging pan...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ^ Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Junglefilth!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# HONK
woo
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# TOUCAN DISCO POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Bad Birds, Bad Birds, what you gonna do?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# ahah!
you're to blame - it started out as a "BEAK" pic!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# \o/
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# F U C K I N G Y E S !
*CLICKS* like its OCD 70's night!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahaah!!!
wtf!1111111!!!?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Simon Says
KaRAAAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# TouCan play at that game!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I'm not sure they are very common
but the buzzing was annoying so I swatted the bastard anyway
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# You know, amongst african tribesmen
they are considered to be a delicacy.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# not at all topical
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# :/
hola el muerko
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# i see this is a complex, multi-layered metaphor for the demise of soviet russia
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# By adding 3 straight lines
separate the field into three segments, none of which contain a shitting pixelcow. Your lines may cross each other.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Striped baby giraffe licks unspecified mammals bum
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# visionary
/bottles and sells
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Snort!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Hello 'dere
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *sings in a Detritus voice*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Can we have the tune?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# That works surprisingly well to the tune of Surfin Bird
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# *Sings*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# It is wrong
that I read that in Dara O'Briain's voice?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# That's almost perfectly acceptable!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# *reneges*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Haha epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I'd quite like to holiday in your frontal lobe...
When would be the best time of year to book?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I can't sing, so I'll just stand at the back and mouth the words....
top stuff, sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hell yes.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# hes much much fatter now
he'd never be able to fly.
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# FUCK SHITEHAWKS
SHITEHAWK FUCKS

By which I mean, lovely pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# BIG BUMBACLUT! WAN GET DOWN DA RIDDUM, YO
DIS MAN BE PACKED, ME GOT TINGS TA DO BITCH!
BIG DEM GULLS GOT BILLS DEM WAN PAID!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hooray The Neville has broamed back to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# broams! pumps!
It's been too long. I was other places for a while, but everywhere else is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Well, we had to let you find out for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# It's the gul's bollox!
Beet box needed to accompany da tunage innit..

ooomph wickid, ooompph ooomph wickickid.. tish ommmph wickid wickid...

15/7.
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# NEV NEV NEV NEV NEVILLE NEV NEV NEV NEV NEVILLE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Boosh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# ARARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You really are a special genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Keep them coming...
...they help me cope!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Bloammms!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Woo!
Delightlyfully twisted.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# welcome back mr neville
it's a pleasure to see you're still about :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I have missed you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# It's the Neville!
welcome back sir
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Never leave us again.
*grips*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Neville shortage in 2009.
Need more broam supply.
(Pho3nixius, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I think there's a market...


Yak, yak, yak!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# COR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Fucking right there's a market!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Even having him as a father-in-law wouldn't stop me marrying Liza Tarbuck
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# no - her looks and fucking annoying personality would
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# It's going to take a lot more than this to cure Britain's mouth
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# * Borks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Now do
"Barbie Windsor"

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ^^^
That'um
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# You'll have to make do with The Ladbrookes for now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Best Top 40 DJ ever!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# *LOL*
Now, I'd love to see the marketing meeting for that one...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Those I would play with! Nicely sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Bindun
"Bless this House"

:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# CRUMPET!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Been wanting to do a Zalgo image
Just been waiting for my anti-psychotic tablets to wear off
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usQuickPost Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!
(angriestangel, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *Quickposts this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# *Quickposts this post to Myspace, Digg, Facebook and others!*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *Quickposts this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Damn....
Its never done that before..... The cops are probably about to break down my door to grab my Zombie Goldfish porn collection now
(angriestangel, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# He combs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# What the who now?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Pocoyo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# :D
pocoyo is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Took this in Clumber Park on Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# pfffft
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# well give it back
BWWAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# haha
To both pic and reply, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# RPS
*tuts*
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# RPS??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# [tight beam, M32, tra. @n4.28.885.1043]
xGCU Fate Amenable To Change
oGSV Sleeper Service

I guess our mutual friend doesn't understand all the jargon you're employing today
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Ah where did you find the proper prefix coding?
I spent literally seconds searching for that!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Some geeky website or other. :)
marathon.bungie.org/story/halo_culture.html
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# We need to convert more to the cause...
I particularly would like to see an Ethics Gradient round here...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Everyone should pick a name
like right now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_ship_names

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Ok
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I changed my mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ... in more ways that one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# very good....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Good skills!
Swift transit from Anticipation of a New Lover's Arrival, too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I'd been looking for the exact wording of '...gravitas shortfall' on another site but it didn't list it
when i saw the wiki list I switched.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# That reminds me...
Must read Matter...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I didn't like it as much as the others, I've got to say
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *applauds*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Haha!
Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# hahhahahah! as long as they don't end up in "An Ewok Adventure" of sorts, they'll be ok :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ninj, king of incongruous Star Warsness :D
Woo! Nice pic in any event
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Ta Bela!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I'm loving these kind of things
I would do one but I'd only be accessed of bandwagoning and shunned in polite society
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# *fears* the giant wicket!!!
:D yay!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# One Day....In The Town Centre..... (Thanx Sickipedia)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# **** ******* ***************
sorry, how rude of me. pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ris
just looking at clown shoes and wondering why they are in frames 2,3 but not 1.
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I was kinda picturing him flying thru the air b4 landing.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# What the hell is that?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Bugsy.
FEAR HIM AND HIS WONKY EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# from a film.
Bedtime Stories. Adam Sandler. 'Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Fffffuuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# oh yes he is special
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I read that in an Unlucky Alf from The Fast Show style accent
and was expecting an 'Ahhh..Bugger!'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# it gets worse for him... There appears to be snipers all over the place....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# 3 more hours of photoshop!

click for BIG (410k)
also, source
also, previously
and, before that
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# cocking ace
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I say that's rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# How spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Rorschach bought himself some glasses I see.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# oh nice
is that this guy:

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# indeed
it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I thought it looked a bit
Cowbow Beebop
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# whats his name?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# spike spiegel
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# alucard
from hellsing
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# cant see a fucking fing
fucking websense.
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# wow!
superb work, even better than the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# thanks!

!
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Barbie-Q Skewers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Fairly sure there will be porn site
based on much the same lines
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Rule 34 dictates this must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# you are on the internet
your mother in wanking to your baby photos and men like to watch.

rule 34, rule 34.
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Oooh!
right up the chuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I've just realised it seems I've developed some kind of weird fetish...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Don't worry
It's only weird if you announce it to t'internet....

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Aw, someone's already had the legs.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# #tight focused stuttered beam relay#
GSV Sleeper Service - Woo

/total geekery
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# [tight beam, M32, tra. @n4.28.885.1008]
xGCU Fate Amenable To Change
oGSV Sleeper Service

LOL You have all the jargon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Quick do Ken-Babs,
wait. On second thoughts; don't.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I'm a barbie grill, in a barbie world..
etc.

Sorry.
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] There's one food everyone knows the making of....


Apologies if its been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# awesomeness!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Un related
Has anyone got the link to the we love horses website... you know the delongi one
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# They've closed the UK one :(
there remains a special one that is still alive, but I'm not telling ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# thank fuck for that
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I have not heard of this website.
I love horses myself and would very much appreciate a site, perhaps with an accomopanying magazine, that catered to my specific horse-loving needs.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Like this?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# it's a knockout
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# i'm loving this
And clicking.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# yes they can be fun.
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# haha, I'll sit next to you on the bus to Hell if you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Lmao!
Why couldn't she have died quietly...
Instead her parents spent years trying to irritate good honest ravers!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# try this:
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# That is amazing!
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Yay!
My first graphical approbation!

I'm well chuffed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Well earned :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here
but it produces chocolate biccies so it's a motherfunking win in my book!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# this is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha what..... thats amazing
FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Gah!
Hexed it!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Butterbeans and breadcrumbs?
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# THIS IS BRILLIANT!
*ULTRA-CLICKS*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# oh good lord, that is full of WIN and WOO!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I'm not entitrely sure what's going on
but I like it.

Bit like Mulholland Drive
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Yup, I gets this, Bagpuss FTW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# That's the one...
... The give-away was Bagpuss on the screen behind, but 4bpp makes it impossible to see.

Breadcrumbs and Butterbeans!

Many thanks for all kind comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Ahhhh!!! I was wondering what it was.
...and it all makes sense now: marvellous mechanical mice!

*cleek* *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# What?
It's awesome... But, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# That is ace
*clicks*
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# That's really cool
Nicely done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# excellent
well done
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# this is amazing
well done! *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Ha ha. Fucking hell, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Scouse eye chart...
(town, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha yay
*steals things in cheeky way*
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ah well...
I knew it had to have been done before but couldn't find one anywhere! Over four years and my first post is a stolen one... oops ;)
(town, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ahh never mind
stealing is like rape, it's only bad when it's someone else's kids.

or however that goes.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha
an oldie but a goodie.

Edit: Right, own up! Which of you bastards is loading up Moon sized pics so the board takes a fucking age to load!

I have time that needs wasting on here and I'm buggered if I'm going to sit around here waiting for it all to appear
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
#
click this and follow the instructions
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Ta!
That was really helpful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# dear Gravy train
YOU SOD


regards


bbb
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# your sig there looks like your space invader has a speech impediment

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hehehehehehehe!
now THAT is some impressive lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Dear God yes!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Do you have a CFG version?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Nicely, sir!
Top Lurkage skills, too!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# have this from last night.


A Gordon laaaaaa.



(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# pffft.....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I'm enjoying the JS 'Wheel of Superb Image Responses' very much today, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# You mean the JS Tenuous Pea-o-Matic 3000?
Also this

b3ta.com/board/9303618
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Not at all - they're great!
Aha - sorry I missed that - I'm very well, thanks.


That *thing* we talked about hasn't gone away - they are just trying to decide some budget. you'll know as soon as I do, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# pssst...
ace... cheers for keeping me informed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hold the mayo on dat


Click for bigger (75 kb)
(zeebo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# HE COMES
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ^ That was a bit quick?

Mine normally go something like: Pffffffttttttt... Pffffffttttttt... Pffftt.. Pffffffffffffftttttttttttttt... Pffftt.. Pffftt.. Pft.... Pffftt..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# LOL!
You're probably gripping too tight....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# It's not me that is gripping it...

I have a special Action-Man for that and he has REAL Gripping Hands!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Cor!
You must be well posh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# But wasn't Action Man's hand very very tiny?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# everything is relative
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# unless it's absolute

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# even absolutes are relative
for a given value of "are"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Don't go there!
His Eagle-Eyes will burn you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Oh Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Wowowowowow - I'm just about to pop out, but before I do I wish to recommend to you some folk:
Doug Paisley - S/T.

I trust you're well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hokidoki
nah, my insides are all Lovecraftian, but never mind. Hope you're well too, chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Poor sausage. You should be in bed.
Also: Andrew Bird has some rather nice tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Well I'm in pyjamas, that'll suffice.
I've barely listened to anything recently. Bit of Handel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# if you're stuck at home
listen to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VD8tx3l_w

its ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# wotcha Wow
how's your teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Er... fine.
Why? What have you done to them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# nothing
I just thought if I selected a healthy body part it would be fun.

A morning of "employee appraisal training" has dangerously disturbed my sense of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# i've spent 20 minutes of today working out just why AP3 hellguns are ridiculous in comparison to ap5 boltguns
spending 50 of the last 72 hours in the library has dangerously put me on the edge of my sanity
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# try working out what happens when you give a winged hive tyrant
two twin-linked devourers and unload them on a unit of standard imperial guard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Wow this is just like my childhood all over again.

Depressing and bleak.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# my childhood was full of sex and drugs
thanks, dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# right, after i finish this paragraph i'll give that a go. ten guard in a squad right?
"rapid fire 10 hellguns = 20 shots at BS4= 13.2 hits at S3= 4.356 dead marines
rapid fire 10 Bolters = 20 shots at BS4= 13.2 hits at S4= 6.6 saves required at 3+= 2.178 dead marines"

seriously... that just doesn't make any sense at all
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# the gayers shoulda worn hellgun-proof armour then.
or been in cover or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Pffft! oh dear oh dear.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# There is no mayonnaise
in Big Macs....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# There's poor spelling in your post...
SMARTARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Too slow man, too slow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# No, but they do have 'Special Sauce'
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I can't hold it much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# pfffttt...
but this could be any maccas anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Sorry...

Story:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7962212.stm
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Cliff FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# "Do you do any Cliff Wrichard?"
"You hum it, I'll smash your teeth in."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# SUGSG!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# \o/
+g
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I love these people that almost drive off cliffs and into rivers because of their sat-navs.
They're gradually but unstoppably reworking the question all children are asked at some point: "If your (sat-nav) told you to drive off a cliff, would you?"

To which the answer is, clearly:

"Er ... yes."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# 'If we survive kids, we can sue!.... Everyone buckled up?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# This.
"We came home to find our son had put both barrels of a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. There was an Ozzy record on the turntable, so we called our lawyer."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I really hope that sentence was followed by
"Who told us to fuck off." in real life, but I doubt it somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# A delivery lorry got stuck in a small country lane near here a while back.
Of course, the driver's GPS sent him down there, calling it a shortcut. He ignored the increasingly worsening terrain and both of the two signs that indicated Heavy Goods Vehicles don't really fit and ultimately slid the cab into a ditch. Took all day for towtrucks and that to get him out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# That whole mid period Cliff thing
what was it all about, really? Carrie doesn't live here anymore was terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# But seeing him and a couple of backing singers act it out live in concert is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
this is most good, MOST GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# pffft....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCkl-Fyx1aM&feature=channel_page
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# That is tremendously good!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ta...
and how are we, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I hear about all the advances in science, medicine and technology, and think, "Wow, we really are an intelligent species "
then that illusion is completely shattered by idiots who drive off cliffs because "a speaking map told them too".

I think we're all doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I think it's just the gap between intelligence and stupidity
increasing rapidly
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# and so far 5 people who i've shown google street view to
have asked if they're live images? HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Them Cliffs are really dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# OH CHRIST THE NIGHTMARES HAVE RETURNED

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# yay for this
*chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# lol!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# yay
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# ^ Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Bugsy FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Woohoo!
YOU WILL DO AS I SQUEAK!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Him
and, surprisingly, Russel Brand are the main reasons for watching Bedtime Stories :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# hahahhahaha, looks completely wired......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# He never ever ever ever stops!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# caffeinated bugsey is caffeinated!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fucking great....
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Yes!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Binder!
haha wts?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/7946114.stm
pic number 6
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I know but Binder is not wall silly!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# WOuld this make you happier?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Actually,



no D:
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Nah I'm just kidding, it is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# binder is wall now,and forever an ever and ever....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# There's a whale in the thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# you do know that folder was filled with pictures of his daughter?
He just can't get enough of it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# That cat looks like Jeff Daniels, if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Needs more pointy eyebrows to be Frotzl
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha
His expressions are priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Awesome!
On another note, does anyone remember the animated gif of the girl who had the same expression in a load of photos? I've described that badly...

EDIT: Never mind, it was Botox Girl, www.b3ta.com/board/8764349
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Was it one of those 'take a picture every day for a year' efforts?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I remember;
don't have a clue what she's called though.
And you described that very well actually, RONSEAL.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/7946114.stm
THE BINDER DAMMIT!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Yep I'm aware of the binder ;)
it was some of the manipulations of the face that gave me pause for thought...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
frame 5 especially
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# R.I.P.
Never a fan, but respect to the dead and anyone out there affected by cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Christ, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Is she dead?

What and Diana you say!

* Sobs uncontrollably onto his Jaffa Cake
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *pinches Joe S's link from this am*
www.b3ta.com/links/I_like_Jade_Goody_I_like_Princess_Diana_but_which_is_better
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Aaaaahhhhh....!

You sent me to teh /links!

I will have to go and wash my eyes out with petrol now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Better than /talk
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# True..

* shudders
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Oh Christ..
I just knew it had to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Sod Jade
How about Simon Cowell dying of testicular cancer? If it raises awareness, I'm all for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha this
CF Tony Blair
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Ithangyew!
/one-way ticket please, going down/
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ^ THIS with knobs on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Simon Cowell with knobs on dying of testicular cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Would you like me to draw you a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# NO!!!
For the love of god, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# GOD YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# What am I, your Simon Cowell with knobs on dying of testicular cancer drawing bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Even if it doesn't...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# i love these :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dMi_n0rZ4&
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# WOW!
I'd not seen this. Larfed so much i think i let some wee out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Nice stuff there,
Day three in heaven, and Jade's up for a eviction already.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# That, as ever,
is amazingly well done! NOW DO CHE GUEVARA FOR ME! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# how the hell do you think of these,these are incredible :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Give me time
*lights up*

Hello all. I'm on shitting holiday and I'm fucking bastard ill. It's also PAYDAY, I want to go SHOPPING, but I can't because of aforementioned pox. Also I have to go out soon to babysit an iller person than myself (aight).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# *lemsips*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# not that sort of ill
but lemsip is magic so ta n'all that. *hazmat hug* how goes it, Maverick?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# not bad. trying to get an essay finished for 4pm
but i'm ADHDing all over the place. i've just started working out probability statistics rather than right the final two hundred words in this essay.

i hate mathematics
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# What's the essay about?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Education as a device for shaping souls with in Plato's the republic:
Authoritarian control
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# yeah, i started of criticising it as mind control till i realised that taken in moderation it actually describes out education system rather well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# these are so clever.
do you have you short names or does it get more complicated the more letters you have to use?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# This is rather good.
And a nice sentiment, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Cancer should be kicked in the cunt
which, funnily enough, is my challenge suggestion (see link)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Why respect someone when they're dead,
when they were not capable of garnering ones respect when alive?
Also, why should cancer be a respect magnet?

Very nice image though.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Well I think you will find that most people
have a respect for human life, and therefore, are rather upset by a 27 year old mother of 2 dying.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Very nicely done
I share your sentiments
More of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# "'Bergs ahead"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Wooo!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# food tetris!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Sonic The Hedgehog-flavoured Crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Were those the ones with the little blue bag it?

* I bet they taste salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# There appears to be a link in your response.
I wonder where it could possibly lead to?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOO
It will get all salty and soggy and then fall apart...Same goes for the ship too I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Evil Battenberg
will it's tyranny ever end!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# This is why they should only be made of meat!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Did you succeed?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# No but will have done soon.
MK I didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Out of interest did you ever actually taste Mk I
...or did it just slither ignominiously into the bin untouched...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# No when cold I tasted it. It was a faily standard savoury mousse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Porkenberg, Lambenberg, Beefenberg(er)?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Chicken and Lamb when I'm finished.
Should have a result by the end of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I shall be at work
but I will endeavour to spazz back at a later time for the picture of this frankenstein monstrosity!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# It's good to know they sill allow wimminz down pit!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *spots oppo for.....*
a pea:



Yours is way better, mine was a lash-up from ages ago. And seamy as fuck!
*is shamed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# that's no pea!
Learn your foodstuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# *Thats* why I'm always disappointed after a visit to
the Konditorei...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Mine better than yours???
Cheers!

I only b/w'd it up and erased some cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Erased or ate?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Ate? I wish!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# "Iceberg dead ahead"

edit: I didn't do that shadow very well did I?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# *Number 1, Engage!*



Oh! bErg!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# That's a big battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Not as big as this!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Nyoms to eternity!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Battenburg'o'vision
is renowned for its production of war criminals.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Mmmmm Batenburg a Cake to Remember
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# By popular vote (in true BBC fashion).... The flavour name change...


Bit cheeky in new thread, but it's a new post...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# *furrows brow*
that was my post that just got consigned to the archive :(

EDIT eh? No it wasn't. I'm sure it was at the bottom of the page 2 minutes ago...

Still - *wags finger*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# *consoles*
edit *retracts consolation*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# My browser's being really slow
so I must have thought I was on the bottom when in fact it still had a bunch of stuff to load...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Yeah but you're a smelly username changer so it doesn't count:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# There's a little hole in the matrix
which means that sometimes the post that just disappears takes a while to get into the first archive.

Nice name-change ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I think we should all do this and turn the /board into one big Banks-fest.
Thanks Banks. with a B.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

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