Hahaha
That's exactly what I thought but spelt properly ;)
Mmmm doughnuts.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:41,
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Mmmm doughnuts.
Sorry,
my spelling has become bastardised Americanised recently.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:45,
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Somewhere there's a skateboarder that's just done a faceplant.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:39,
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Ha-haa!
P.s. That looks like what I imagine a Japanese bus stop looks like.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:42,
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There's one in the picture.
He's disguised as a statue of Queen Victoria.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:45,
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You only see that one?
There's twenty of them in there, but I think there should be at least thirty.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:52,
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There's twenty of them in there, but I think there should be at least thirty.
They can
But only when their first name is Monty.
Or they're on a plane. Or something.
**slinks away**
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Or they're on a plane. Or something.
**slinks away**
if I recall that's actually in Christchurch
strictly speaking one needs to go further south to see penguins.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:50,
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strictly speaking one needs to go further south to see penguins.
I love it when things like this rotate
Have some rotating biscuits as a reward
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:44,
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Have some rotating biscuits as a reward
Hahaha
Now I realise why I craved a Jalfrezi something or other.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:00,
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im just sitting here....
watching the wheels go round and round
making swastika's! *clicks*
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:45,
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making swastika's! *clicks*
crikey, you'd better rest
you might need it for evil on a later occasion
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:52,
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*tries to blink at just the right rate to hold the image in the same place*
god, I'm bored
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:48,
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god, I'm bored
I can't decide which of them...
...has the "I'm getting a blowjob under the desk" look.
Maybe both.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:41,
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Maybe both.
Protect and Survive
Apologies for size, crapnicity.
Click for bigger (148 kb)
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:27,
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Click for bigger (148 kb)
Nice one!
- and probably more useful than the origianl version.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:48,
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bright yellow cat
I've set you on fire
bright yellow cat
you've gone up in a blaze
you are the cat that burns so brightly
I toast marshmallows in the flames
bright yellow cat
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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bright yellow cat
you've gone up in a blaze
you are the cat that burns so brightly
I toast marshmallows in the flames
bright yellow cat
Hen-er-y's,
Hen-er-y's,
You must know Henery's Cat.
You must have seen the movie,
You must have read the book,
He's a mellow, yellow feline
SO take a second look.
He knows everything about nothing
And there's not too much about that.
So if you know a cat who knows what he knows
Then you must know Henry's Cat (miow)
You must know Henry's Cat
Miiiiiiiiiowwwwww.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:19,
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You must know Henery's Cat.
You must have seen the movie,
You must have read the book,
He's a mellow, yellow feline
SO take a second look.
He knows everything about nothing
And there's not too much about that.
So if you know a cat who knows what he knows
Then you must know Henry's Cat (miow)
You must know Henry's Cat
Miiiiiiiiiowwwwww.
All cats should be called "Cat"
As in, "Get down off there Cat!" and "Don't piss in my shoes again, Cat!"
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:29,
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My family adopted a
cat from our gay neighbours whom they had christened Fabien.
We had the cat for a number of years and it died nameless as we couldn't bring ourselves to call it that.
It was Cat or Mog. I can;t say it was any happier or sadder by the lack of a 'proper' name.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:36,
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We had the cat for a number of years and it died nameless as we couldn't bring ourselves to call it that.
It was Cat or Mog. I can;t say it was any happier or sadder by the lack of a 'proper' name.
Nice drawing style
Thats a really cool drawing, im going to check out your site!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:12,
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Jeremy's new drive was a little smaller than he first imagined...
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:04,
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Is that the tilt shift thing where you make real pictures look like tiny models?
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:06,
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Hah, no, I'm not quite awesome enough for that.
Just stuck him in a Matchbox car instead.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:08,
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It's nothing but a tilted lens, which makes the focal region very selective
The toy-like look is also the product of higher curves (to get the fine detail out), and higher saturation.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:11,
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I've not even started
with the showing off and the gloating and the strutting. Glaven.
Click for bigger (213 kb)
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:21,
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Click for bigger (213 kb)
it's only a standard technique.
Nothing special about it although having paint shop pro x2 helps as you can select depth of field areas and I absolutely hammer it with a false HDR technique too which gives it the toybox colours before I mess with the focus.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:26,
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does tilt shift require the blurry bit for it to work* or could you crop it out?
*i mean, is it an optical illusion?
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:19,
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*i mean, is it an optical illusion?
needs the blurry bit i've found,
having played a bit in photoshop
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:21,
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The whole idea
is to give the impression that the object in focus is small and you do that by creating a false depth of field.
If you crop the blur out then your eye will just see a picture that's been rather over processed in photoshop.
The nearer it looks to something on a geek's train set the better.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:23,
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If you crop the blur out then your eye will just see a picture that's been rather over processed in photoshop.
The nearer it looks to something on a geek's train set the better.
But your always behind
Ningles Sir,
Hows you and The Hollands this fine eve?
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:14,
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Hows you and The Hollands this fine eve?
Oh hello! ;)
You're the ones that are behind!
Things are pretty good. How does the grandfather thing suit you?
(sorry I didn't read your reply for almost an hour)
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:07,
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You're the ones that are behind!
Things are pretty good. How does the grandfather thing suit you?
(sorry I didn't read your reply for almost an hour)
It 'cos we live closer to CERN
It's slowly dragging our time faster than that lot in Blighty.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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International Rescue haven't heard the last of ME!!
(runs for cover)
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:24,
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(runs for cover)
TOP STORY:
GIVERROAST ISN'T HAPPY AT A POST ON POPULAR IMAGE BOARD.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:09,
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Evenin' chaps.
Any bandwagons knocking around that I can jump aboard?
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:26,
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But, but, my creative centre is buggered!
My brain shut down sometime after I'd jogged for 16 miles today.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:34,
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THINGS IN CONDOMS.
HOORAH.
Edit: actually yeah. Sun in a condom.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:51,
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Edit: actually yeah. Sun in a condom.
MOUSE TRAP ON THE TOUNGE?!?! IN SLOW MOTION!
4gifs.com/gallery/d/80329-2/Tongue_mousetrap_slowmo.gif - warning 1500kb odd
full thing on youtubes... www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQob6Y0droE
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:26,
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full thing on youtubes... www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQob6Y0droE
I saw a slomo
of a water balloon bursting and the contents falling on to a girl's breasts...which was nice.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:31,
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have you seen the slow motion video where they are blowing streamers
and smoking and blowing bubbles?
then a boxing glove smacks em in the face?
I thought that was funny :)
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:32,
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then a boxing glove smacks em in the face?
I thought that was funny :)
I did
the things people do in the name of slow motion.
Pioneers we salute you :)
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:34,
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Pioneers we salute you :)
Have you seen the lovely spike jonze directed music vid for Unkle
that was on /Links t'other day?
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8pdue_heaven_music
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:36,
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www.dailymotion.com/video/x8pdue_heaven_music
that guy also puts his arm in a bear trap
he's fucked in the head
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:38,
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the world needs a Jade Goody amnesty
the thick bitch is gone - enough with the pictures & shitty tabloid stories FFS!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:46,
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ahh, but if you look closely
it's a gurl toilet
it probably has complicated buttons that men don't understand
"lol"
:D
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:11,
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it probably has complicated buttons that men don't understand
"lol"
:D
With the axe I must admit
it was not who I was expecting.
I thought it was going this way -
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:19,
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I thought it was going this way -
No, she's Catholic
the pope said something about balloons being worse than not having balloons.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:29,
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I double counted
This is 132,638,346.2 types of lully!
woo'n'click
EDIT: Congrat on the much deserved FP!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:51,
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woo'n'click
EDIT: Congrat on the much deserved FP!
Awww the little shit keeps on trying and trying!
how long do these take you? They are all brill
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:51,
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: )
About an hour for this. I don't tend to take more than 2 hours for any anim
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:57,
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I really like this!
Fantastic
EDIT: Wow, made it onto the popular page within 5 minutes.
An FP for this, surely.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:52,
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EDIT: Wow, made it onto the popular page within 5 minutes.
An FP for this, surely.
YEs
Obviously the cat doesn't want the cookies. It just resents the fact that they've been put out of their reach.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:02,
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haha this is simply marvelous
your skills with animation are fantastic especially as they appear to be all hand-drawn or digitally drawn.
Top work love the motion blur.
Edit: minor TJ but it would appear that Catnipppp is for real and not a spoof
www.b3ta.com/board/9314769
he's also a cocknugget! but that's only in my Sheeple opinion
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:53,
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Top work love the motion blur.
Edit: minor TJ but it would appear that Catnipppp is for real and not a spoof
www.b3ta.com/board/9314769
he's also a cocknugget! but that's only in my Sheeple opinion
the pigeons have started communicating by shortwave now
I'm scared
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:07,
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that link proves that he is a cock
but doesn't prove whether he's a mere troll
if he is a troll, he'll hardly admit it.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:12,
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if he is a troll, he'll hardly admit it.
True
It's so frustrating getting anything out of him he just dodges direct question by being a cock!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:13,
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I like the fact that he stands by his beliefs
but not that he will not discuss them.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:31,
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He believes in them so much he asks people to ignore him
yet he knows his posts will always get a massive response. If I was a "believer" I defend my point of view whenever confronted, not tell them well just ignore me then. He sounds more like a troll.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:38,
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Well the whole catnipppp thing is comedy gold
but it's hard to tell if he's a 'believer' or not. It's all done to the point of being a religion in it's own right - you have to have "The Faith" to believe, and if you believe then anything is possible regardless of proof or evidence.
That fucks me right off because I require proof and evidence not theories and some shit some idiot dug up on the internet - which we all know if full of shit.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:19,
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That fucks me right off because I require proof and evidence not theories and some shit some idiot dug up on the internet - which we all know if full of shit.
He's always been 'real'
Who suggested otherwise?
He's unfortunately mentally disturbed and as such will behave in a manner that is far from socially acceptable, especially when his delusions are challenged with fact.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:25,
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He's unfortunately mentally disturbed and as such will behave in a manner that is far from socially acceptable, especially when his delusions are challenged with fact.
I think it's because
he says weird things (weird in the sense that it doesn't follow his general conspiracy nut postings) like when he said he will Tell David Ike which seemed to be an ironic statement. Then he posts this cartoon about Planet 51 which would be quite ironic given that he actually belives in Aliens at Area 51 and this cartoon is a spoof of that idea which would annoy a conspiracy nut rather than amuse him.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:35,
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pfft.
next thing you'll be trying to use the word 'rational' in the same sentence as 'paranoid delusional'. ;)
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:57,
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:D
so who do you work for? you must do some children's animation work, right?
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:53,
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Awesome!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:55,
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__ __
o O O\ \ / / ___ ___
o \ \/\/ / / _ \ / _ \
TS__[O] \_/\_/ \___/ \___/
{======|_|"""""|_|"""""|_|"""""|
./o--000'"`-0-0-'"`-0-0-'"`-0-0-'
The Jaffa Mini rolls are ok, but the battenburg is being watched!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:56,
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Oh feck! This is all kinds of wonderful!
You really are just making bloody amazing stuff lately, they all look like little parts of a real cartoon or game!
Muchos clappage and clickalicky!
If you don't work for some professional animation studio you damn well should!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:01,
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Muchos clappage and clickalicky!
If you don't work for some professional animation studio you damn well should!
There are a number
of knives and hammers available to the civilised gentleman who wants to eradicate vermin that behave so.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:05,
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Must be why they always have their hands down their pants,
so they can wag their scally...
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:11,
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Cat!
I love these, even if they remind me of the loss of both of my cats recently. They help soothe the loss. I await the next cats that find me.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:18,
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There's a whole cult of them living in a condemned building just around the corner from me,
they're mainly black but take your pick! ;)
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:24,
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Yay.
Mine were black and white. But I am not ready for cats yet. Mine were too special. You can't just get a cat. They have to arrive. One of mine was lost in the forest for months when he was only a couple of months old. I thought I'd never see him again. But he came back. But from then on out whenever we went on a walk, he would sometimes yowl like he was lost again. I would have to reassure him. Damn I miss them.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:04,
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awwwwwwwwww
glorious.
NICE TO SEE SOMETHING DECENT ON THE FRONT PAGE, WHAT
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 21:18,
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NICE TO SEE SOMETHING DECENT ON THE FRONT PAGE, WHAT
Things like this make me soooo angry.
cos it shows up what a talentless no-hoper I am...
Woo, yay and indeed houpla sir. A well-deserved click.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:26,
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Woo, yay and indeed houpla sir. A well-deserved click.
splendid stuff
especially the Chuck Jones puff of dust at the end!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 9:20,
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This is simply Fab.
A well deserved FP.
(and an extra click for the pile).
The movement in this is just purrrrfect. Love it.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:10,
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(and an extra click for the pile).
The movement in this is just purrrrfect. Love it.
hmm, I don't think it would be safe for people to insert their knob into this
:D
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:52,
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Hmmm... I'm always surprised by the number of things
men will try to shove their knobs into. I think in the future their wangers will evolve into some form of long distant probing appendage snaking around corners and probing anything probe-able.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:57,
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heh
if it doesn't complain
it's not wrong
or something of that ilk
mind, I was talking about door handles and fixing them to the appropriate kind of wood, what are you on about?
:D
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:01,
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it's not wrong
or something of that ilk
mind, I was talking about door handles and fixing them to the appropriate kind of wood, what are you on about?
:D
Ah, I see
A kind of boomerang meme that keeps coming back and hitting you
What do think of this?
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:34,
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What do think of this?
It's a tradition.
I think it was after he claimed to have ruined some sort of event at his school/college by releasing all the balloons that were spread about campus.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:32,
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That's odd
Last thing I saw on here before I left this afternoon was a pope with a condom on his head.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:02,
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Last thing I saw on here before I left this afternoon was a pope with a condom on his head.
Nah, EVERYTHING's bindun
Even my images, with a new tag neatly placed over mine.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:05,
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Even my images, with a new tag neatly placed over mine.
Could be an Image Challenge
Shop the Pope in a condom. Think of the possibilities! THINK!!!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:04,
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I think they should
It'll be fun
Just think of the pros:
- they'll get a much more down-to-earth view on humanity and its needs
- imagine if I told my parents my new girlfriend is the pope
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:12,
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Just think of the pros:
- they'll get a much more down-to-earth view on humanity and its needs
- imagine if I told my parents my new girlfriend is the pope
Down-to-earth?
How more down-to-Earth than to spend the majority of your life in darkened candlelit rooms, wearing a variety of funny hats and dresses and popping up to say all sorts of controversial shit. Pretty much the life of most b3tans
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:17,
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BY THE POWER OF 1,000 INTERNET POPES!!
(sorry , too much coffee & banananana bread)
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:22,
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I expect your parents would worry that your girlfriend is a freeloader
and that she should get a proper job
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:18,
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hello is that worth1000?
Yes is the username riverghost taken yet?:P
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:15,
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Not really
Everyone knows that a catholic carries a condom puncture pin on their person at all times.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:18,
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nicely done!
allow me to join in with this from last week(ish)
can somebody point out any similar stuff if it's been on the board today? I'm curious to see...
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:15,
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can somebody point out any similar stuff if it's been on the board today? I'm curious to see...
ha ha
loving his expression, I think they should re-build the old pope with animatronics and junk.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:20,
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Last week's compo doesn't even exist...
Hopefully it hasn't bindun etc.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:59,
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Hopefully it hasn't bindun etc.
First packet of them I had,
there were no bloody blue ones in it.
I sent a very angry letter* and recieved a massive tube consisting entirely of blue ones.
Happy days.
Excellent picture, my good man.
*I had nothing else to do
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:01,
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I sent a very angry letter* and recieved a massive tube consisting entirely of blue ones.
Happy days.
Excellent picture, my good man.
*I had nothing else to do
Thanks very much
Angry letters get shit done!
A friend of mine had a packet of Liqourice Allsorts with only 2 pink things in. They sent him a voucher for about 5 free packets. Maybe the confectionary companies are just too keen to give stuff away?
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:07,
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A friend of mine had a packet of Liqourice Allsorts with only 2 pink things in. They sent him a voucher for about 5 free packets. Maybe the confectionary companies are just too keen to give stuff away?
haha
and if you take the Blue Smartie you will wake up in the Matrix no wiser as to the reality of all the pretentious shit and Keanu Reeves not being Jesus/Superman after all.
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hmmm
I'm utterly torn over the box.
i am saddened that my daughter won't know the pleasure of anticipating whether 'your' letter will be on the lid, and the joy of firing lids across the room, pea shooter fashion..
meawhile, as a packaging designer, i find the carton design highly commendable.
oh what a quandary!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:17,
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i am saddened that my daughter won't know the pleasure of anticipating whether 'your' letter will be on the lid, and the joy of firing lids across the room, pea shooter fashion..
meawhile, as a packaging designer, i find the carton design highly commendable.
oh what a quandary!
If you can't fire the lids across the room
what's the point of smarties? Might as well buy M&Ms :o(
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:55,
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
sorry had to be the first to say it.
woo
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:55,
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woo
haha that looks fun and not a tinfoil hat in sight
Catnippppppp you are a spoof this is proven fact and I've done research (maybe not)
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:57,
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Well are you a spoof?
or are you really a conspiracy nut?
Nothing cryptic in that question. I know it's sound like a "have you stopped beating your wife" question but you post a load of stuff and get a massive reaction, it's my belief that you are a spoof!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:11,
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Nothing cryptic in that question. I know it's sound like a "have you stopped beating your wife" question but you post a load of stuff and get a massive reaction, it's my belief that you are a spoof!
.
There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?
Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:25,
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Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
Good philosophy but all you are doing is dodging the question
Do you post your conspiracy theories to get a reaction which somehow feeds your ego. Or do you post them because you actually believe them. I'm not being rude I just want clarity, and if you are for real then you should appreciate that.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:30,
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What does it matter what I say
you are welcome to whatever you want to believe, if you look at this body of work and think it is somehow a spoof, good for you.
rense.com/1.mpicons/dees1.htm
.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:33,
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rense.com/1.mpicons/dees1.htm
.
I don't think any of it is spoof,
just some people who are a bit deluded.
Yes I do believe that all governments do secret things that are probably not in our best interests but I'm not going to "cook up" a theory based upon this gut feeling. I will judge things as and when I'm presented with evidence not spurious research and crackpot notions. However you once again dodge the question - are you for real or is this a spoof? Not Rense.com but you!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:36,
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Yes I do believe that all governments do secret things that are probably not in our best interests but I'm not going to "cook up" a theory based upon this gut feeling. I will judge things as and when I'm presented with evidence not spurious research and crackpot notions. However you once again dodge the question - are you for real or is this a spoof? Not Rense.com but you!
I don't dodge anything
I am simply stunned you would ask such a stupid question, are you really so thick as to believe what you are even saying?
And i take offense to you saying anything i post is crackpot, just because you don't have enough interest to research what i am pointing out about dangerous vaccines, food additives, or criminal governments, or are too afraid to look for yourself, then you feel compelled to be rude to me. Hey, i don't like to be treated bad, and you should ignore me from now on.
.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:51,
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And i take offense to you saying anything i post is crackpot, just because you don't have enough interest to research what i am pointing out about dangerous vaccines, food additives, or criminal governments, or are too afraid to look for yourself, then you feel compelled to be rude to me. Hey, i don't like to be treated bad, and you should ignore me from now on.
.
Defensive abuse! wow I'm impressed
I must be really thick to even credit you with a chance to put your point of view across.
You are a fucking crackpot.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:01,
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You are a fucking crackpot.
I can't decide
but the fact that he won't say inclines me to think he's a crackpot troll, rather than someone who is a geniuninely "believer"
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:26,
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i'm still waiting to see something new from this guy...
i'm sure i've seen all this before...
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 20:37,
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Those tanks
were supplied by the government, to overthrow the farmers
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:21,
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"A mother's love"
I'd like to try and sell this to Hallmark as an animated Mother's day card.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:50,
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I'd like to try and sell this to Hallmark as an animated Mother's day card.
You may joke
but I used to go out with a lass from Singapore and her gran used to put her mouth over her nose when she was a baby and suck the whole lot out.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:51,
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wonderful!
"phlegm phlegm phlegm phlegm
phlegm phlegm phlegm phlegm
phlegmty phlegm, wonderful phlegm!"
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:52,
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phlegm phlegm phlegm phlegm
phlegmty phlegm, wonderful phlegm!"
I saw this earlier but they had employed a member of staff to stand and block it as it's an offence to remove it (not cover it).
So I thought it should be b3taed.
sharpened close up
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:45,
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So I thought it should be b3taed.
sharpened close up
Yeah beeeg poos!
I'm not joking the have had in the day time someone employed to stand in front of that sign so the only sign you could see was one saying Closed for Refurbishment.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:50,
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well done for grabbing it, then!
sounds doubly newsworthy - perhaps a local paper might be interested?
Headline: "Have it SPOOR Way at Local BK"
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:51,
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Headline: "Have it SPOOR Way at Local BK"
On further inspection
humanity had to wait from the dawn of time to 2006 until it was unacceptable to have mouse shite in restaursnt food.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:55,
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can just about make it out
glad to know they're helping out the poor homeless mice
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:49,
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but now they'll have to switch to real beef burgers.
it won't be mouse shit - it'll be COWSHIT!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:53,
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Not that I eat there.
I'm putting a copy of that on my hostel wall:P
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:56,
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Been a good 20 years for me
And this is why. If you staff your restuarants with subminimum wages, overworked, abused employees what do they think is going to happen.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:20,
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I love the commerical abuse of the word "refurbish"
I just love it :)
cunts.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 19:56,
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cunts.
It might be Apophis who somehow in movie style
managed to escape the replicators and the destruction of his starship. Or Zombie Apophis!
I perferred Apophis he was more evil than Anubis and kept coming back so I was dissapointed to see him being finished off.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:40,
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I perferred Apophis he was more evil than Anubis and kept coming back so I was dissapointed to see him being finished off.
The asgard were the most comedy
naming the ships the O'neill and the daniel jackson
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:52,
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Unfortunately not
now when ever they deliver Soylent Green to someone's door they get the door slammed in their face.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:10,
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"Three photographic experts have confirmed that the photograph was not manipulated"
photographic experts twats
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 17:54,
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To me it looks to be just sunlight on stonework
that just happens to look like a face. The human brain in attuned to seeing faces even when they're not there, like the picture of the alien face in the moon crater.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 17:57,
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also i dont think there were many Germaine Jackson lookalikes in those days
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:03,
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I am 1 of 3 photo experts and I prove this to be real and unmanipulated!
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:05,
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You mean even THIS is a fake?
fineartamerica.com/images-medium/the-man-in-the-moon-kristin-weldon-peri.jpg
Photoshop is teh evil :(
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:04,
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Photoshop is teh evil :(
hehe
i haven't listened to radio 1 in years, but turned it on these past couple of days at work (as capital FM is sooo bad) and they were actually singing over songs themselves.. like wtf...
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 17:51,
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I can't listen to tin pot local or commercial radio
So I am stuck with BBC radio, can't work without it on. At the moment I feel like blowing up all radio
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 17:58,
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haha
I was thinking this
It was a shit idea anyway but it was stuck in my head.
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 17:42,
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It was a shit idea anyway but it was stuck in my head.
it's just a luvvie-fest for all of Richard Curtis' chums
with a side-helping of up-and-coming (ooer, missus!) hot young english actresses
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Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:27,
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Boat Race in "something interesting actually happens" shocker:
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