I think it's meant to be stereoscopic
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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They are touching the ham!Is it going to make them evolve?
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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hahahahah! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:01,
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For a minute I thought I was seeing double
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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I am seeing double.B&!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:12,
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It really is. ;)
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:15,
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Erm er.Can I hear the kettle boiling in the bunker?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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nope, but if you help me carry in these boxes of jaffa cakes, ready for us all to escape the halfterm, I'll put the kettle on theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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*runs off to invent the kettle hat* riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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I'll invent some Teapot pants then theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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New image challengeWearable domestic electrical appliances!
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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Only if we can do FONTS again the week after theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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That would be interesting actually.i'd vote for it
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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End of term isn't it?2 weeks of fail.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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I had a whole medium Cadburys buttons egg yesterdayFirst chocolate I've had since christmas and I was promptly very very sick.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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Maybe you should have had Lindt instead BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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Possibly, but it was given to me.I always give people lindt chocolates, normally the hugemongous lindt bunnies, but I've struggled to find them for the last 2 years so I have to give the smaller ones :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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I think they've been procreating overhere. They're everywhere! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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Nah, these things were hugeThe ones you see everywhere are 100g and 200g sizes, these ones I used to buy for people weighed in at 1kg.
I have only found them online but there is no way I'm paying £30 + p&p for Christmas II.
(I have only found them online but there is no way I'm paying £30 + p&p for Christmas II.
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:10,
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You can get them from Costcoand I saw some in a corner shop type place (Spar I think) which means THEY probably got them from Costco too.
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:38,
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Easter Eggs are getting stupid.I saw a Stig from Top Gear one in M&S the other day (Like Lidl's for all you peasants).
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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Someone requested a chocolate dog instead of a rabbit in a dept store here, yesterday I also saw a Bob the Builder egg. Bloody hell!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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it's ruining the simple message of easterwhich is to nail people to trees and have them die slowly if they won't convert to christianity
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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That's ok. If they don't convert to christianity, they'll get their fingers cut off for not converting to Islam*burns own embassy
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:05,
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ah why stop at their fingers!they aren't muslim so it doesn't matter what you do to them!
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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I want an egg made from rabbit. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:03,
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I like this idea.*manufactures and sells
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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oh FFS... You're right, it is... crapping hell.... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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oh crap, next week will be the worst,this is the week they get bored, stumble on B3ta and sign up
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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I've got the teabagsand a boxed set of "stephen fry reads the ring cycle in swedish"
(
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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If it's still boxed I'm sure they'll let you take it back
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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I've got some garibaldis and Stephen Fry. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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I've got a crate of rich teaand a DVD about probing Wagner's ring
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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I'll bring some home made choc chip biscuits BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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Whoops,Careful chap, you're pushing good work off the bottom of the board with reposts. You can click 'edit' and change it to a competition post, so you know.
Ta!
(Ta!
hexachordal la la la la la,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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you have done a performance arthowever it will angry some people
they will wave their angry at you!
(they will wave their angry at you!
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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*waves angry* Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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arf...already seen this movie..............a minute ago......................were good though:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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i liked your other (non) entry better
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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so good you posted twiceyeaaah you might wanna try the experimenting with the edit button
(,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:03,
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I apologiseAs a new poster I must sincerely apologise to anyone who was offended by my double post. I will immediately go and give myself 50 lashes.
(,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:36,
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hehe welcome new person:D
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:01,
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we've seen it before..we don't need to see it again in a new threadrepost generally go in someone elses thread..to stop pushing the newer stuff off the board
ta much. :)
(ta much. :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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Repost in new threads = badStop this sort of thing
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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It's too late now reallyJust don't do it again and everything will be fine
Ignore the over-frumpy types
(Ignore the over-frumpy types
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:41,
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Always do.Always will.
Unless they actually offer any actual advice or help.
(,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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Unless they actually offer any actual advice or help.
well it's done nowso just accept the friendly abuse in the manner it's meant
don't do it again
don't delete the thread!
(don't do it again
don't delete the thread!
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:41,
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^ and don't cross the streams prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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Possible daft question then....Wouldn't the board be pushed down by the same amount in image length whether it is a new thread or a reply? Or is the board a XX number of threads rather than actual length of the page?
(,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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This is true. However, less people tend to reply to a repost.Instead, fail messages appear - adding to the new work being pushed down
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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AhhSo it's other people replying rather than the actual original poster that causes work to be pushed down? Surely the answer is to not reply with the 'hilarious' you fail comments?
(,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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I think its a combination.But as you can see many people enjoy posting fail comments. However, the idea is that the offender (whether it be unintentionally or intentionally) won't do it again.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:03,
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15 threads on the page at a time...comments don't do anything prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:36,
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No.The main page holds 15 threads regardless of the amount of replies.
New threads push someone else's work off into the archive and if it's a repost that we have seen before then it is selfish to do and says not to in the faq.
(New threads push someone else's work off into the archive and if it's a repost that we have seen before then it is selfish to do and says not to in the faq.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:08,
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IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU NOW!make one mistake and you're black listed FOR LIFE!
there's a length of rope in the bunker if you want to do the decent thing. Just make sure you clean it after you hang yourself.
(there's a length of rope in the bunker if you want to do the decent thing. Just make sure you clean it after you hang yourself.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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Contact VIMOD or you'll be B&. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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So original steve in name only?Not in your actual replies to anybody?
(,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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have my thomoticon in response
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:40,
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hahahaha - I like this BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:41,
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strangely enough, im listening to Kid A right now...
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:43,
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this is just pure awesomenessand one of the all time best images posted on b3ta
(,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:45,
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lo tatershey i checked out that vespa cartoon yesterday,
batshit mental !!
(batshit mental !!
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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yup - its fucking aceanime at its finest - no bland big titted shite like 90% of everything these days.
Awesome design and animation on it.
(Awesome design and animation on it.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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these are wonderfulloved that grannies one too....and the rest
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:05,
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this is fucking amazingi remember when you first posted it. I said the 'zact same thing!
What did you use to draw it if you dont mind me asking?
(What did you use to draw it if you dont mind me asking?
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:26,
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hahaI posted one this morning:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuarrrrgh BOOMSKOOSH
(Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuarrrrgh BOOMSKOOSH
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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fuck, from that noise did you give birth to a wounded zepplin? discomeats This canoe,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:10,
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Thats on telly today Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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Ha ha ha!You bad bad man :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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I read some "psychic" nutjob saying that it was murder, Hutchence had told him so from beyond the graveHe also said that Hutchence wanted the guy that won a Jospehh and his Technicolour Dreamcoat show to play him in a movie.
Jim Morrison also chatted to the bloke and says he loves Val Kilmer's portrayal of him in the film.
I'm glad the afterlife has tv and cinemas, it'd be horrible to fall behind ofn current affairs.
(Jim Morrison also chatted to the bloke and says he loves Val Kilmer's portrayal of him in the film.
I'm glad the afterlife has tv and cinemas, it'd be horrible to fall behind ofn current affairs.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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did Jim Morrison also say"If you book them, they will come"?
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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I have to ask, didn't you think it was a trifle unnecessary to see the crack in the Indian's bottom? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:41,
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HahahaAlso starring Paula Yates.
Woo
(Woo
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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HahahaI didn't see that first time around.
That's fantastic
(That's fantastic
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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Hurrah!Please, make a sock gallery!
(if you used a pencil instead of photoshop, would you be a sock drawer?)
((if you used a pencil instead of photoshop, would you be a sock drawer?)
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:34,
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I need a new site..as I don't like how the one I have shows the pics :( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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this would be the greatest gift you could give mankind Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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there are an awful lot of sock puppets on fbit seems
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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Sock's not a puppet!!:D
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:07,
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what's his facebook name?I want to friend him.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:22,
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hahahahahhahaha!!!i will never tire of sock NEVER!!!!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:28,
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Arf.Ning Beau Bo! How goes it?
Interesting fact, he was sitting behind me at a Brian Wilson gig a few years back. I believe it was when he was the governement war correspondent.
(Interesting fact, he was sitting behind me at a Brian Wilson gig a few years back. I believe it was when he was the governement war correspondent.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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Ning!He must have enjoyed it when Wilson played "In my (taxpayer funded)room" :-)
(
beaubodor blogless,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:34,
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pfftnicely
Edit: furthermore, I'm confused that they have any homes that are paid for by the taxpayer. Is it not enough that they are paid by the taxpayer? The taxpayer in general can afford a mortgage on their own wages, so why not MPs? I fear that I either don't understand, or it's fucking nonsensical.
(Edit: furthermore, I'm confused that they have any homes that are paid for by the taxpayer. Is it not enough that they are paid by the taxpayer? The taxpayer in general can afford a mortgage on their own wages, so why not MPs? I fear that I either don't understand, or it's fucking nonsensical.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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This is good but honestlyAll MPs need to be rounded up and shot.
I'm utterly, utterl sick of them.
(I'm utterly, utterl sick of them.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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I'd round them upbut it would take a while - at least 2 properties per MP to check..
( beaubodor blogless,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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Derby 'ey?How exciting to be caught up in one of these stories
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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Lully as usual.:)EDIT: YEah yeah. YOu're just ripping off that tutorial in Photoshp Creative.:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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cor that are lovely colours
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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fecking hell, that's a bit awesome!Woo!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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maybe he's shockedhe lost his body :D
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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Catnipppp will be thrilledand will use this as proof of headless aliens who cut him on the cheek at night - just for shits and giggles mind aliens have no interest in taking samples from humans.
Top class work Jesse. *click*
(Top class work Jesse. *click*
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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they're too busy getting a nice steak Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:19,
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Exactly anybody would think after travelling millions of light yearsto Earth and have a nice steak and a bit of a sight-see and some shopping they would have enough time to drop in on some random person just to take a dna sample from his cheek.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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That is super awesome!Now make a series of shelves with curiosities so that I can have a new desktop :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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Don't maybe now!I want it on my desk by 5pm today! :P
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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That's both scary and rather smashing sir!Have a *click* :D
( Ninj,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:23,
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you - sir - aresomething very good. You must get sick of all the high praise I'm sure.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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THIS IS 100% WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!This reminds me of the last Indiana Jones movie. But your pic is so much better!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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Nothing to be sad about - as the film was a huge let down.The film was made as a money spinner
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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Monday morning vs Staples in the eye, hard to decide which is worse
any requests for tomorrows Draw Off? I haven't got the energy to think of options at the moment
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:06,
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Monty Python!'ningles fella.
EDIT: Mwahaha. My anti Burger King poster is still up on the Burger King shop front:)
(EDIT: Mwahaha. My anti Burger King poster is still up on the Burger King shop front:)
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:07,
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It's a poster telling people not to eat at Burger Kingwith this on.:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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GET YOUR TASTY MOUSESHIT HERE Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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There was another one for the really dodgy chinese down the road.They got closed as there was mouse shit in the resaurant, buffet area, kitchen and food storage area as well as no hot water to wash up in.
I still pass the place and see them pouring new food into the old buffet stuff and mixing in the solid crust from the food that's been in there all day.
(I still pass the place and see them pouring new food into the old buffet stuff and mixing in the solid crust from the food that's been in there all day.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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mmmmmmm.... sounds like a classy establishment! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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I'm not eating outside of my kitchen ever again... Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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then where will you get you recommended daily 5 portions of mouse droppings? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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I'll buy a free range mouseand feed it on hemp.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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I can just see you looking down at their glasscage in your tweed jacket with your monocle and pipe and saying, "Yes, produce my little ones. Shit, shit so we will be rich!"
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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I know you can see meyou're standing next to me while I do it...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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shirly mouse droppingwould add some nutritional value?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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Yes I've comment on that too.They had to close down and that was the sign that the council made them put uo (it's an offence to remove it). So to cover up the put big 'Closed for Refurbishment' signs up and employed a guy to stand if front of the council's sign to make it look like they were doing something good as they're so nice.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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ha ha hadevious bastards... report them to the council
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:19,
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A cult British comedy troupe:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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Photo else it's not true *standard b3ta statement #12000-3a* maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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... b3tans must remove false teethbefore engaging in oral sex in zero gravity...?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:13,
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Sorry must have gone into Rimmer-mode*standard b3ta statement #12130-3b*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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are you sure?it will mean changing the lightbulb...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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mp is a nice choice, I'll put it in the poll HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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haha ;DSuggestion: "Horace goes...."
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:07,
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beagling is dogging for toffs Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:09,
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*running hug*just back getting my cigarettes so I can go for one inbetween meetings and shadowing - love to all!
*scarpers*
(*scarpers*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:13,
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*hugs Captain Wow-shaped space where Captain Wow was*:D x
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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Draw your interpretation of other b3tans? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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hehehei likes that!! :D
idea - super villains! (no jokers)
(idea - super villains! (no jokers)
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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I've read that Music is musical. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:09,
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A choice from a selection of programs by Cosgrove Hall(woo for the pic, sir!)
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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we've done Dangermouseand that's the only one people would want
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:13,
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bugger, I missed that one.....edit: how about "Classic Movie Monsters"
eg The Wolfman, The Mummy, Frankenstein's monster etc etc
(eg The Wolfman, The Mummy, Frankenstein's monster etc etc
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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........... 3 inch tall clowns riding hover-squirrels down a Wipeout style track? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!:D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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Pinky and the Brain theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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The Pigeons in Animaniacs were win! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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I can't actually remember those.... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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There was some talk of Tekken characters last week... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:09,
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I'll put it in the pollthen let the masses complain decide
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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Staple in Eye or Monday Morningsthere's only one way to find out FFFFIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!
or something like that - actually your monster is only mildly bemused by the staple in the ey things so perhaps this wins over Monday Mornings. As I work various days including weekends Mondays are no more bothersome than working any other day well expect Sundays it's always crap working on a Sunday.
*EDIT* Suggested Drawoff - Terminator Fluffehs (animals with robotic parts and a bad temper!)
(or something like that - actually your monster is only mildly bemused by the staple in the ey things so perhaps this wins over Monday Mornings. As I work various days including weekends Mondays are no more bothersome than working any other day well expect Sundays it's always crap working on a Sunday.
*EDIT* Suggested Drawoff - Terminator Fluffehs (animals with robotic parts and a bad temper!)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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the more I read this the more I'm convinced that weeks now contain three Mondays Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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famous people as fish
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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this is the draw off, not the image challenge! HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:13,
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ah OK!in which case: FISH
:)
(:)
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:19,
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Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:13,
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Nice!Though i did think he was trying to cut his thumb on a razor at first.
Draw off - father ted
(Draw off - father ted
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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blow his legs off and put him on "Noel's HQ" Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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quick on the drawmust have been on the wireless and hence entered my brain causing a small electrical connection that lay dormant until, with this cuppa tea and a wagon wheel it suddenly went off
(
boff FL OZ,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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I'm slightly concerned about what will happen this weekendgiven that the last two series were close to unwatchable...
I heard that this is the script they were going to make into a film!
(I heard that this is the script they were going to make into a film!
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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I'm quite confident it's going to be utter shit. I keep hearing it's a Red Dwarf-Coronation Street crossover. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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Anti-fetish solutions for more mundane sex. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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HARRY HILLto commemorate the fact that saturday nights are once again devoid of anything resembling entertainment on the telly
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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arf....he should give that eye a break every now and thenand fire it into the other one:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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he was the partial inspiration for this
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:04,
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with cracking hats comessome responsibility and stuff...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:09,
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TO THE JUSTICEMOBILE . . . OF JUSTICE!!!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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you'll need to put somefuel in -- I was using it over the weekend :)
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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hahahahagalaxy is the best of the options presented
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:43,
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hahaI broke all those fucking macho rules the other day and bought a Yorkie Bar and ate the lot - there you go boys CHOCOLATE IS FOR GIRLS! there is no chocolate safe in my hands!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:43,
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it's not just ludicrous mysoginist advertisingthey actually put girl poison in yorkies, they can be deadly, you've been very lucky
(
gravytrain,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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maybe Maiden has a . . . . secret!0_o
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:46,
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You're welcome to inspect the goodies, sweetheart.Chocolate bars I mean ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47,
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HURRA... oh . . .C]:0D
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:57,
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I have failed ... urrrrghh *slump* maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47,
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well the packs are clearly labelledyou've only got yourself to blame
( gravytrain,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47,
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That's not clear labelling it just says "Not for Girls"and what is the best way to ensure women buy it - tell them they can't have it.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:49,
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this is a tactic i use to woo ladiesi shout FUCK OFF NO GET DOWN YOU DOG whenever any woman comes within three feet
( gravytrain,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:52,
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Only works if you have something worth wanting dear ;) haha maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:54,
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oh if only you'd cultivated some sort of wonderous tallent as a youngsterlike being able to kick a ball into a net... or make wire reverberate pleasingly... then everything would have been different!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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it works for Gok Wanghe's not really gay!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:56,
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I suspected thishe get's to look at women naked and tells them they look fantastic - he's just oogling their tits!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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it's when he starts licking their nipplesthat the illusion is totally ruined...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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*illusion ruined*haha
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:00,
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*phones the monkey beer hotline* Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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It's shite anyway.I had one and there was not a trace of a Yorkshire Terrier in it!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:53,
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Yes I was dissappointed tooas I didn't run over a single hedgehog with my bus and I thought that's what lorry driving yorkie bar eating men do for a living (hedgehog culling)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:56,
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I like trucking, I like trucking, I like trucking and I like to truck!(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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That's the one*reminisces*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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How does the chocolate hold up against disruptors?I imagine it would absorb the impact much better than shields do as it would just melt and set again rather than blowing up 1/2 the bridge with every impact.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47,
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Cocoa Conduits explode with delicious flavour Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:49,
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I see,Does this pose a risk to starfleet employees as superheated chocolate is sprayed all over them?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:51,
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Only if Deanna Troi is aroundMmm, Starfleet Fondue.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:54,
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I've seen her real life vagina in real lifereally... so did the other 700 people who were in the tent with me, but that's beside the point - I'VE SEEN ONE!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:55,
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not that I could seeI was standing near the back-- trying to run away
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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Some odd sights in my park this morning
I saw a chav using the bin for instance
kill it with fireetc.
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:40,
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Grrrrrrr vampire squirrelthe snake need to stiffen up and stake him through the heart!
Nicely 'shopped
(Nicely 'shopped
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:41,
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No wonder they're doing so much better than the red squirrels Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:46,
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chav using a bin?photo or.......................ace piccy:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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nicely on both accounts sirall well?
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:48,
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Oh yes thank you :)You on hols now for Easter? Nice job on the FP! :)
( benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:55,
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cheers :)and yep!
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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hahah, oh dear lordy.... time for a spangin'! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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just lightly on the bum please. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:36,
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More of a Royal Blue ;) haha maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:42,
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Yeah I knew some smart arse would comment.:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:54,
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Sorry, I was in a meeting
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:00,
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i used to have a jacket that colourbut i wasn't in the navy:):)
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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Mr. T wanted to go horseriding today. He particularly likes colourful, patterned horses like piebalds. But when he got there, the stable owner said "Sorry, sir, but we only have this brown horse left, and it's too young to be ridden."
Mr. T looked at him and said, "I ain't gettin' on no plain foal!"
(Mr. T looked at him and said, "I ain't gettin' on no plain foal!"
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:34,
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*hands coat* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:35,
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Kimi knew the race wouldn't be restartedSo he put on a pair of shorts and ate an icecream :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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Watching Barrichello walk down the track at the end on his ownI kept expecting the theme from the Incredible Hulk to start playing
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:35,
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HahaI had that thought as well.
I was quite surprised I had the ability to think though after watching nearly an hour of those morons repeating the same stupid "these conditions would be better suited for sailing" comments.
(I was quite surprised I had the ability to think though after watching nearly an hour of those morons repeating the same stupid "these conditions would be better suited for sailing" comments.
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:40,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Pop Goes the Movies"){kind=small}
No...no.....please no..... Aaaaarrrrgghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:19,
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I'm feeling pretty darn tootin' today.... You? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:24,
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That's good advice at the bottom.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:27,
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Suggs is goatse? Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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hahaha!:D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:21,
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hahahahah! Brill :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:20,
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Arf!Hallo Ninj!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:22,
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punpunpunpunpunpunpunPUNpunpunpunpunpunpunpunpun
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:00,
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ha ha haarg - it burns... it's too early grandad
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:02,
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Yup, Dave turns up in the morning......Andrex your whole day. (rex makes :-)
( Bee Nice |-|,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:34,
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That's the best attempt at a pun thread I've ever seenCongratulations
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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Yay!You're on a roll today, Dave!
Nings!
(Nings!
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:02,
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Soft, strong and very, very dire! strong and very very dire!Wotcha! LOOK! LOOOOOK! I'm a grampa! *dancdes in the street with no pance on*
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:04,
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Yes dear I know - there there*pats head fondly*
It's nearly time for your Ovaltine you know
(It's nearly time for your Ovaltine you know
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:14,
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COCOA!*jumps into bed*
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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Hee!It was my birthday yesterday. I passed the half century succesfully! Woo!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:18,
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Braw!Go you!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:23,
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Because they'd probably get an unwanted tooth extraction :( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:07,
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Not for me!I ruin it for them first
mwaaaahahahahahaaaaaa
(mwaaaahahahahahaaaaaa
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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HahahahhahaWhy didn't I see that one coming :)
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:03,
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hee hee!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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nah . . .they're just going through the motions . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:05,
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Well don't just sit there looking flushed Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:10,
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Shut it, U-bender! U-bender!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:09,
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urine trouble now! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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i want to lick the bowl BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:11,
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They've got the runs .... on the board BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:05,
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haha*spangs
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:04,
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OuchAnd I've seen that hospital drama. It was originally on on paper-view.
And after downloading it, I wiped the logs...
(And after downloading it, I wiped the logs...
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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Some twunt went and bindunneded it
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:59,
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Mnnnnnnngggghhhhh!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:00,
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ahahahahaI still love this, best gurn ever!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:37,
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WE WILL NEVER SURVIVE UNLESS WE GET A LITTLE CRAZY. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:04,
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I realise that b3tans are not big Scottish football fans, but have this anyway...Ted Rogers Tribute Act
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:52,
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They are doing it wrong. 3) reverse scout sigh, 2) peace sign, 1) about to pick nose. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:54,
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ha ha ha ha"and you'lllll neeeehhhhhh vuuuurrrrrrr play a-a-a-again...."
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:01,
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Too shy-e-iy!ruff ruff
eye to eye!
very nice
(eye to eye!
very nice
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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I always wondered if it was neverending.Why was there a second one?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:47,
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In case of emergency. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:48,
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What about the third and forth then? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:52,
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Never-ending, you say?
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:48,
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Why are there always buildings in your pictures?:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:52,
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Why are there always pictures in your rain? Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:53,
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Why are there always predictable replies to your pictures? Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:02,
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