I amIn Vietnam, the average number of burnt cocks per day was ninininininini nineteen.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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is it still cock tuesday?
fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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hahacowell nob seems to disapprove ! the twunt :)
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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is that russ abbot or simon cowell?
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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yeahhue and saturation failed me :)
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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oofdepth charge discharge
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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Crikey.Howsabout a bit of tobacco I found that looks like a cock(erel).
(
fannycradock,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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eewI thought it was a wee turd at first, but now I'm thinking..squirrel.
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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Oh, no, you've got CowellitisIt's a critical condition.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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i'm not sure about the background...
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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DAMN YOU WITH YOUR BLUEMAGENTA is the answer!
Edit: kisses, hugs etc.
(Edit: kisses, hugs etc.
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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There is a time and a place for your blessed Magenta!*Mwah!*
(
Joliet,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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:D
I prefer this one personallyWoo
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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powdery dark red fading into powdery mauve.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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I think it could work... Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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Not that blue!I like the pink better... but then i would! :D
(
Frogbeat,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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A lighter blue methinksor maybe a cyan?
(
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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nicerer but...seems to be fading into pale pink still
Now animate it! I am expecting a figure made up of 1000 moving pieces scattering and reforming with mobius intention.
Good luck
(Now animate it! I am expecting a figure made up of 1000 moving pieces scattering and reforming with mobius intention.
Good luck
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:11,
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maybe just a solid white, or off whitey-blue backgroundnever been a big fan of straight-up, linear gradients
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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cheersi liked a plain white - but it looked a bit empty :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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I like this muchy maybe a cappucino grey would help? Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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I think I like the blue one best herewhich is a bit out of character
nice!
(nice!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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very niceyou should shape it a bit more...
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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Very nice indeed. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:23,
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Then why? Wwwwhhhhhyyyy? ;)Like that picture alot.
Very cool. Maybe some blood splatter effects or something! Ok maybe not :D
(Very cool. Maybe some blood splatter effects or something! Ok maybe not :D
Frogbeat,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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hahahahgood idea! :D i'm thinking about a nice gardeny background - but it might distract :)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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wow, thats fudging ACE!Is it a boy though? Ive fell for your traps before....
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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oooh, that is utter awesomeness! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Pop Goes the Movies"){kind=small}
It's sad when the marching hammers get him at the end
Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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Input Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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colt 45, semi automatic - PLAY DOH! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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I'm so sorry...I just had tog et it out of my head (also, bindun surely, so consider me doubly apologetic)
(,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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hahanice one
(
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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Oh my dear lord.Have a click, you cheeky person.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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Don't even jokeI reviewed a report last week where they had referred to an asterisk as an asterix.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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The person who wrote it is 36 and should know better. M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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I have said it before,and I will say it again!
b3ta.com/board/9340614
(b3ta.com/board/9340614
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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no if he runs away perminatly I can try it on with his abandoned missus/sister/etc
*fires wildly into the crowd in the direction Barbar left in* Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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Jumps over "collateral damage" **old lady
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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*shakes fist at distant figure nimbly running into a side street**gets investigated for 15 deaths related to firing wildly into the crowd*
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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NONE OF THESE ARE THINGS
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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.....I go out for an hour!!!......... Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:11,
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pppfffffffft!Brill :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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Arf!I loves me Ice Age :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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haha:D
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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NiceI have push it by salt n pepper, stuck in my head
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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I still don't see how (or even why)dinosaurs come into this series...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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But the talking animals don't arouse your suspicions at all? Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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they talk in secret animal language Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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How do you know animals couldn't talk in those days?Hmmmmm?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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Not so much as what the carnivore is eating from day to day,no.
I've seen no scientific evidence to directly contradict the conjecture that female early sloths sounded just like Ally McBeal's receptionist.
(I've seen no scientific evidence to directly contradict the conjecture that female early sloths sounded just like Ally McBeal's receptionist.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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Fred Goodwin Found
apparently he was in hiding...
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:53,
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hahahahha! creepy and brill :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:57,
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"My Pensionnnnnnssssssssss!"
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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hehe Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:13,
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:DOh, well, in for a penny, in for a pearoast:
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:05,
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Hahahaha...Pea away my fine fellow...ooh...that sounds rather rude ;)
( Ninj,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:06,
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i pea on your pea - imagine bond v harrywho would win?
( boff FL OZ,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:09,
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Woo
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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and tenuously related
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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oh hai!
dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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go on then
Prof in quick and dirty shocker!
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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PLEASE LET ME SEE YOUR TEETH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!
Q4nobody,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:35,
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AARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!Woo!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:36,
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TEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffs! Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:36,
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Holy Buggering Salamanders™! KILL IT! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:39,
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you could have actually bovvered to shop er face innit lovely feet anim - you gots the motion blur frame at just the right point
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:40,
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Hahaha once you gnop hershe turns into Sandi Toksvig.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:49,
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you want to see my teeth?
happy to oblige
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:51,
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You'd think with all that moneyShe could have the op finished...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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holy shit - this pic goes perfectly with'blinded by fear' by at the gates! Youtube it, then look at this pic. The superspeed drums go perfectly with its lil' feets.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:43,
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I quite agree :)Balding's banging mosh-head continues to entertain.
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:36,
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/edit: thank you all you people for your heartwarming comments ;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:26,
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Hahaha terrific cock-riding that lass!That's making me tingle in my special place *whoops*
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:26,
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good lord! *drops monacle* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:27,
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Goodness!She's rather enjoying that...
Nice tagging, too, sir
(Nice tagging, too, sir
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:27,
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I'm writing a report...it's about 87% guff
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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only 87%?You need to put more effort in, sir.
Reports should consist of:
• Vapourware
• Suspicions
• Ill-thought-out business models
• Guff
• Poor Professionalism
oh, and it's usually best to drop in some inappropriate words if dealing with Americans, just to confuse them.
(Reports should consist of:
• Vapourware
• Suspicions
• Ill-thought-out business models
• Guff
• Poor Professionalism
oh, and it's usually best to drop in some inappropriate words if dealing with Americans, just to confuse them.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:36,
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I've been TOLD to put in a pie chartwherever I can. Apparently another unit has been producing statistical reports of a hugely questionable nature and being commended for their beautiful looking pie charts.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:38,
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Just to see if anyone got the irony (and damn them, they didn't)i once did a pie chart that had a tiny slice labelled 'Flibbedy Gibbet' making about .5% of the overall, I *so* wanted someone to ask, so I could say "Ah, someone is paying attention..."
Alas not.
(Alas not.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:41,
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ha ha hayou should do the same report annually and increase flibbedy gibbet by about 2% pa to see if you can get a budget allocated to it...
we're seeing good growth in this area!
(we're seeing good growth in this area!
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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put in a graph showing the quaity of various pies like Fry Bentos, ginsters, Pukka Pies etc theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:41,
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aside from the dangerous levels of pastry I consumeI don't see how I could make that relevant to our business...(arg - report-o-speak!)
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:43,
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'Part of our business strategy', surely?;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:44,
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Now *that's* a great idea...*notes down*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:43,
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Why not print out your report and actually put it in a pastry shell and bake it? Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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ha ha hathis would have been a perfect plan 6 months ago - we've just had our catering budget cut to nothing. We're not even allowed biscuits in meetings.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:46,
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buy your own, bring them into a meeting and hold them close to your chest, eyeing everyone around the table as if they are going to steal them theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:53,
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Biscuits = 100% meetings fuel mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:54,
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Put in a pie chart depicting the effectiveness of bollocks graphics in reports mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:49,
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a pie chart is hardly beautiful or informative.or statistically useful. Do you want any help cooking the satistical books?
(,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:53,
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riding to banbury-cross no doubt? ning :)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:28,
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just popping to the loo... op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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Quality!Never has magenta been used so well, great work!
( Q4nobody,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:31,
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"... and it's titty lassie riding Happy Phalus, ahead by a baw hare as they come to the last..."WOO YAY SIR - with a side serving of HOOPLA!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:32,
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Nice one...Nice baps!!!
Woo.
(Woo.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:32,
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Poor thingGot bolt-on's I think, she was always unhappy with the originals. This is what can happen when a woman is so totally straight that she doesn't understand the value of her original titties.
Still a lovely creature though.
(,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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Still a lovely creature though.
*plays william tell music* Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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it needs eyes to complete the happy face taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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alsois she wearing some sort of comical Egyptian strapon... or is that the horn of her saddle... so to speak?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:35,
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I could happily watch this all day.I think you've struck upon the perfect movie pitch... this, but with various backgrounds scrolling past, nothing too distracting...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:48,
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honestly I tink it could be incredible... woman "riding" cock through a clip of the vatican: Ace
... woman "riding" cock through a clip of Queen Mother's state funeral: Ace
and so on... the material writes itself. Like the start of Naked Gun, but ... slightly different.
(... woman "riding" cock through a clip of Queen Mother's state funeral: Ace
and so on... the material writes itself. Like the start of Naked Gun, but ... slightly different.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:53,
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Silly me, not keeping the cock in different layers from the background. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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good grief that is fantastic Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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I will watch this all day Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:03,
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these make me hurt inside very badly:D
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:23,
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Result!I want the thick whip this time!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:24,
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Pfft, 'whip'.You'll be getting the birch.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:25,
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I tried to befriend weather bitch on facebook yesterdayno reply :(
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:24,
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She hasn't checked for a while....I tell her to have a look.
Sorted...she says....
(Sorted...she says....
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:25,
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You bad man.The Spang Bird will have his revenge...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:25,
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OOOOOH SOLE MIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:26,
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FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGARO Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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There's a bit of a draught Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:26,
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CILLIT SPANG! AND THE PUN IS GONE! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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Now does everyone have their Tuesday safety hats on?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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hahashe can piss off, she's got a voice like lard escaping from a tupperware box
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:19,
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and into a can of diet choke. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:19,
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Heard her diet coke advert?Something about that voice that makes me reach for the mute button... it HURTS.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:27,
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hahahha, awesome :DI don't have my Tuesday hat on, but I am wearing my thursday pants. My entire laundry schedule with be completely out of sequence now....
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:20,
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Head like a matchbox covered in insulation. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:21,
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and a jaw you could crack rocks with
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:22,
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Eyes like a Yorkshire Terrier being squeezedor a deep sea fish of some description.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:23,
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Middrift made from a carrot by the looks of it as well. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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Yay!I still would!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:21,
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oh good god..... *Launches a salvo of surface to surface spanging missles*:D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:17,
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this one actually hurt my teeth*selfspangs
*EDIT* WHERE IS THAT ALIENS GAME YOU MADE THE SPRITES FOR? IM STILL WAITING!!! :D
(*EDIT* WHERE IS THAT ALIENS GAME YOU MADE THE SPRITES FOR? IM STILL WAITING!!! :D
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:20,
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yet another project that's now on the sidelines....I'll go back to it when i have the time, honest!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:27,
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I haven't seen that film TedNot many people have, Dougal, so it's probably not a very good reference
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:03,
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Ha!They were ace on Jools Holland a year or so ago!
EDIT: Also, another bloody german film poster :D
(EDIT: Also, another bloody german film poster :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:05,
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*points*J'accuse!!!
German Film Poster-ist!!!
(German Film Poster-ist!!!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:10,
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boom boom ackalackalacka boomboom boom ackalacka boomboom
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:06,
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*gets on the floor* J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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You both forgot to open the door first Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:19,
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Oh Dear!! Woo*shakes head and walks the dinosaur*
How Why do i remember these songs?
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:07,
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You can't read a robot's mindand you can't expect vultures to be kind
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:12,
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I was attending mardi gras with Fidel Castrobuxom cross-dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet as we discussed the fate of the revolution. Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis tried to stab us with fountain pens. Fidel blew mustard gas through his cigar, and immobilized the lot of them. 19 tequilas later, we had a deal. Havana goes back to the mob, and Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops. Ain't life sweet.
(,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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The lineBetween
Pleasure and pain
Can't be measured by means of the brain.
Mere reason alone
Can never explain
How the heart behaves.
(Pleasure and pain
Can't be measured by means of the brain.
Mere reason alone
Can never explain
How the heart behaves.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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Nicely, sir!Also: It's a great filum, it be.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:07,
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I've gone Cohen Bros mad latelyHaven't seen this and point blank refuse to watch the Ladykillers (how could they)
But the past week alone, I've watched Lebowski, O brother, Fargo and Raising Arizona.
No Country later this week, and Miller's Crossing tonight probably
(But the past week alone, I've watched Lebowski, O brother, Fargo and Raising Arizona.
No Country later this week, and Miller's Crossing tonight probably
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:11,
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The best thing about Ladykillers is Tom Hank's performance Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:12,
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I couldn't bring myself to spoil the perfect recollection of Alec Guiness & Herbert Lomin the original (proper) one.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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Millers Crossing....lordy,What a brilliant film.
Albert Finney with the tommy gun, in his dressing gown - fucking cinema gold.
(Albert Finney with the tommy gun, in his dressing gown - fucking cinema gold.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:13,
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he's not even looking. he really doesn't give a flying one.
(
mozza,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:01,
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Love this, bloody excellent!I'll bet the Lakeside is being carpet bombed as I type?
( Q4nobody,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:42,
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ooof, that pun was IslamaBAD Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:02,
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arf! :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:09,
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ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY VIRGINS!!!! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:04,
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hahahahha! brill :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:05,
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"Keep out of the light, and in the caves, there's nothing in this game for Infidel saves""So Osama, where are you from"?
"Afghanistan desert"
"well, hope you enjoy the speedboat"
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:07,
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he's alarmingly regularno matter how much he tries to disguise it
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:20,
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hahahahe looks like a toilet roll cosy
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:40,
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Whoa slow down there fellaNo need to spam the board
/equal rights for all
:D pfft - James Brown really creeps the hell out of me *clicks*
(/equal rights for all
:D pfft - James Brown really creeps the hell out of me *clicks*
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:40,
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But he's so full of gleeeeeethat reminds me of something I didn't get a chance to do yesterday...
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:42,
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ooh, well if you've got the kettle on, Guv2 sugars no milk ta
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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James Brown is certainly an odd looking manbut is also a funk genius :D
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:46,
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He looks like a mad old ladybut his music is so bloody good.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:49,
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Aye, trueI think it's his teefs that give me the fear
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:58,
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Judi Denchgot da funk
woo by the way
(woo by the way
herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:42,
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oh..this reminds me of my sons joke
Queen Victoria was visiting a town in Northern England to open a new hospital.
In honour of the occasion, the town would name a road after the Queen.
The suggestion was a residential road, called "Victoria Mews". The Queen didn't like the idea of giving her name to that she said, "We are happy to be a street, but we are not a Mews"
(Queen Victoria was visiting a town in Northern England to open a new hospital.
In honour of the occasion, the town would name a road after the Queen.
The suggestion was a residential road, called "Victoria Mews". The Queen didn't like the idea of giving her name to that she said, "We are happy to be a street, but we are not a Mews"
boff FL OZ,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:45,
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HAHAHA. Hoot man!It's going to be one of those day. Really good booking turns up (£400) and they're complete halfwits that didn't think age restiction didn't apply to them. Middle aged married couple with elderly parent and four year old boy. I was with them twenty five minutes explaining over and over and over that they were not in the age bracket and could not stay. Apparantly that doesn't matter if you've had to travel to get to the hostel. I finally reach a compromise that I'll charge them the cancellation fee and the two parents can stay one night. They then try and get me to budge further and by then I have enough. I tell them that I'll only charge the cancellation fee for two people if they all leave now and don't come back. The guy is very happy with this and it takes a further five minutes to make him understand I didn't say they could stay one night and only pay for two people. In the end I have to tell them that that's the end of the converstion and walk off and leave them.
Oh. 'ningles all.
(Oh. 'ningles all.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:46,
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Yer mother warned you of that. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:51,
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WORDSsynopsis: "some travelling paedos tried it on with Ghosty"
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:51,
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hahhaha, we all seem to worry about the sea levels rising, but I think we should be just as concerned with the IQ levels falling...Soon, the general populace will be picking peanuts out of poo.
nings Ghostie!
(nings Ghostie!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:54,
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One of my first mentors in the service industrywarned me to get out before I was scarred.
The guy was a former prostitute, but I still didn't take him seriously, or more likely I didn't know what he meant until it was too late.
Back out!
(,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:23,
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The guy was a former prostitute, but I still didn't take him seriously, or more likely I didn't know what he meant until it was too late.
Back out!
hahahahahha! damn you and your hummus! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:55,
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jesus wept!hahahahahaha!!!!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:13,
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....probably would be better than the original_[uk_vhs]_copy.jpg)
sancelle says something stinks in suburbia,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:29,
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:)www.youtube.com/watch?v=J03R_62la4g
so how many anims or pics of the leaning tower of piza falling over do we expect?
(,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:35,
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so how many anims or pics of the leaning tower of piza falling over do we expect?
Personally I think they were down hill after their collaboration with Lannananeeneenoonoo! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:46,
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that is a shit shit shit filmand she isn't nearly as hot as she used to be when she wasn't a fucking talentless sell out whore...
/bitter
also - ninj-y-ningles
(/bitter
also - ninj-y-ningles
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:03,
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oh it is dreadfulMy version was much better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAYhQSHx7pQ&feature=channel_page
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAYhQSHx7pQ&feature=channel_page
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:04,
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Wow.You know what you are talking about when you talk about movies, that's what.
(,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:30,
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Didn't he win the Grand national on saturday?and fine work
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:04,
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Hahahaha...Bless you Joe. She's a cheeky swine that Balding (Lez too!)
( Ninj,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:05,
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horse-like tooWhy is that women who hang around horses look like horses
cf. Pippa Funnel, Princess Anne
(cf. Pippa Funnel, Princess Anne
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:07,
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she's a looker alright
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:10,
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ha!well, there's a market for everything so...
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:03,
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She's a lesbian as well?Fucking hell, then that changes everything
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:05,
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Dear Christ, that was a poor film.In other news: Captain likes Van Halen.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:06,
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Mornin LushykinsI always remember him being blonde. I only remember 'Jump' :D
( Ninj,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:09,
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*raises an eyebrow*does anyone know if there's a thing to tell you who has you on ignore?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:09,
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ningles doll tits:D
*just passing through on the way to a meeting hugs*
I'm sure cr3 would be able to slap something together which let you know.
*mostly gone*
(*just passing through on the way to a meeting hugs*
I'm sure cr3 would be able to slap something together which let you know.
*mostly gone*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:11,
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*hug* I'd ask, but I don't believe him to be about.Plus I don't want to weigh on him, he's probably got tonnes to do. Wish I was a prodigal young person.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:12,
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I just wish I was a young person :DMorning schnuckums x
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:32,
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*snuggles* morning glorypants Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:35,
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:DThat caterpillar glee train on the FP is gleeing me out :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:37,
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Tonnes probably, but there's a specific person I want to find out about. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:15,
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I have people on ignore but I don't hate themI'd just rather not see their misogynistic, homophobic, racist, ill-educated and/or ill-informed ramblings (or their nsfw pictures)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:34,
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^ thiswith added 'cuntyness'
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:37,
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It's YOU!!!*climbs inside clothes and runs around*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:39,
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\o/Clothes party!
*Benny Hill musics*
:D
(*Benny Hill musics*
:D
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:40,
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That mental picture just made me do an office lol Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:41,
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*bows*mon plaisir, m'sieu....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:45,
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I am here you know...I can hear what you're saying
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:41,
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Fucking hellHow did you get off the list?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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Nooooo!you're lovely, you are!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:46,
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hahab3ta seems to attract
a) very very nice people
b) cunts
(a) very very nice people
b) cunts
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:42,
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*salute*Mornin' capn'
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:18,
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hahhahaha, awesome as always, N' theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:06,
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van Helsing was like the final FAIL evar Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:07,
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Gaz me, it takes to long for me to reply to messages on the board, using my phone Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:18,
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She looks appropriately scared at the sight of him...;-)
Nicely, Mr Ninj - good morning, my fine fellow!
(Nicely, Mr Ninj - good morning, my fine fellow!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:41,
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Morning my good sir!saw a private plate last night ending with JP and immediately thought of you and was thus full of glee :)
( Ninj,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:45,
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...um...
popped in my head... sorry
Important safety tip: don't search for 'woman in nazi uniform' at work. Even with safesearch on, you're close to the edge
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:42,
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Ooh baby baby/edit: impotant? rawr!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:44,
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I know that chaphe's in a robot suit at the end of wolfenstein chapter 3 for teh nintendo systems! he kinda reminds me of hitler...
(,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:46,
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Hitler secretly hated the smell of his ownmoustache?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:48,
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It reminded him of Jew pubic hair Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:50,
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makes senseit was often in close proximity to it.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:51,
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it wasn't a moustache... It was a parasitic alien lifeform that was controlling his mind. It made invade Poland, Czechoslovakia et al.nings prof
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:55,
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ningles Sidney Poitier... suddenly the recent history of the last 70 years makes much better sense. GOD MAN - you're on to something!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:58,
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Stalin had one too. As did Margret Thatcher. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:59,
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if that's the casehow do you explain this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Grhs3-EuGU&feature=player_embedded
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Grhs3-EuGU&feature=player_embedded
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:01,
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clever animatronics? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:03,
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even the allied anti-alien birds couldn't remove its mind-controlling tentacles as fast as they grew again
'ning!
pzyko Query failed.,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:03,
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hahahaha, that's fecking brilliant! :D'nings!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:07,
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thats brilliant!That bird is so cuuuuuute too
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:59,
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nice!I once searched for 'happy dog' without safe search. neither the woman or the dog in the pic i found looked particularly happy...
(
hYpe is haunted by humans,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:45,
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hahahah! sssspppaaaannngggg!'nings JS!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:46,
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Don't show this picture to Eva Braun!Woo
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:48,
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what what what!!???Top Google News story
"Britney Skewered by Stevie Nicks"
That's a vid I'd like to see
("Britney Skewered by Stevie Nicks"
That's a vid I'd like to see
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:59,
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