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# snakes are too difficult
Jessica Canizales Snaken
skunks are too fuzzy as are kittens
cows dont seem to have any idea about light and shade... you ever see a shiny cow?
I should have stuck with squirrels
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!
Obsessed
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# not if you slip a few roofies in their drink before you take them home
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# spiked mongoose
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# *conflicting feelings*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Nurse, nurse, he's escaped again!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Slither that baby right on over . . . I've got snake oil medicine !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# A one man band wagon!
You don't see me making lots of similar imges all the time and posting them daliy!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# :D
although it does look like a tortoise with the head like that ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Nicely,
but you are still freaking me out with these ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Does she wanna see my spitting python?
*gets coat in a hurry*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# there is a spitting snake in there somewhere
I at first thaught it was all cobra but its 3 different snakes

edit :
horizontal scales
animalreview.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/king-cobra-1.jpg
some other type of scales wich i now realise are also horizontal
scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/Spitting%20Cobra.jpg
and its deformed head
www.digitalcamerareviews.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/a-full-sized-indian-king-cobra.jpg
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Nice work
:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I'm really best at skwirrels
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Blimey
Very nicely done!

One critique I would give on your stuff is the head always looks too "expanded" - have you tried shrinking down instead of expanding up?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# ty :D
it was me trying to warp brush it into the shape I wanted I should just pick models with small heads
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
#
how about clone-tooling the model's head away before starting, then you don't necessarily have to match the same shape/direction?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
#
I will give this a go
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Arms and tits are especially well done.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# so,shall we do this again sometime little man?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# MALE CAMEL TOE!
*can not unsee*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Haha
I like this.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Kanga-huuuuge!


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# The Roo is tinkin: 'The ad said he was a reet goer'.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# bollocks
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Great hairy roo balls.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# imagine being tea bag by them
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# You'd lose an eye like that.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# you have black eyes
MAMMMY!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Roo looks ready for a smoke !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# He's coming for you...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha ceiling emo is watching you slit your wrists.
woo
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I beg to differ
he appears to be staring at the inside of the ceiling
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# He's using emovision!
It's like x-ray vision but nobody understands it.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# do you get that from the lack blood, after you have slit your wrists?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# fear not, its just that bloke from Supergrass
the one with girly hands
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Gaz
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# im me?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I don't have your im details?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# *facepalm*
It was a thing on here for a while. Maybe before your time? It's why our PM system is called gazzing.


:]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# you have been here a year longer then me
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I knoww.
It was a joke.
:]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# was it
:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Yuss it was.
But there was some whole meme with 'gaz im me' a while back...
:]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Yeah, Gaz is in Supergrass
Good band
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# This isn't the time or place for jokes.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# But, I like jokes.
:[
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# SERIOUS TIME FOR SERIOUS DISCUSSION.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yes, the morgue is the place for jokes
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# But...but...
you CAN'T be serious.
I mean, look at your FACE...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# OH. THAT IS
IT.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Sorry
SorrySorrySorrySorrySorrySorrySorry
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Oh Snap!
Ttssattsr is so gonna to kick your arse for that one missy!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I knowww.
Do not want.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# You'd be less likely to get your arse kicked
if you listened to half decent music :P
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha it does look like Gaz
The oil of olay must be working!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Who is this Gaz
you speak of?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Vox from supergrass
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Gaz, Gaz, Gaz
Did you ever wife swap with Jude law and his ex drug bint
like the other one from supergraaaassssss
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# gaz looks like a giant minge
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# He looks like Jemaine.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# *facepalms*
Silly KK! Supergrass is more olderer than conchords!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# And one time when we were on tour, I put a wig on you when you were sleeping.
Put a wig on you. And I just lay there and spooned you.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahahah
Just sayinn'
*shrug* :]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# You don't have to be a prostitute.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I'm the hiphopopottamous
My lyrics are bottomless.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Q&D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Gaz Coombes of the band Supergrass.
A good band, who made good music. Not like the rubbish you listen to ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I get her to listen to some Folk music
She liked, but then made out it was crap
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# She's a loser ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Hush up, you two!
x]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I am downloading some Bach
Great stuff, I love him
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# RESPIGHI RESPIGHI RESPIGHI!
And when you are done with him, SHOSTAKOVICH SHOSTAKOVICH SHOSTAKOVICH!

And the RACHMANINOV RACHMANINOV RACHMANINOV!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Hahahahah
I do listen to good bands! :]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Name one.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Neutral Milk Hotel.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# if it's to loud mate...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# GIRL LIPS!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# YEPP
:]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# He is just after some folk music to listen to
nice :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# pfffthahahah
thanks :]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# he just knows what is good
He also wants to listen to some Bach
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# HE'S GONNA STEALZ MA NAIL POLISH!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# and drink it
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# glug, glug, GLUG!
BEHOLD MY SADNESS!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# but your inside are now nice and polished
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Love the eyes :D
Sorry. I like that :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahah
thanks. :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Zalgo is emo?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# All the clues are there.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Totally.
:]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Oh shi-
What if he makes us listen to shitty music? D=
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# He might!
Probably...Bullet For My Valentine!




(ew i hate them)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Aww... I like them
I was thinking along the lines of My Chemical Romance and his gay lovers xD
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I used to like Bullet.
But I really don't now. Dunno why.
But maybe it will be MCR. Or FOB. or MDH.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I'm very flattered, but I'm not that way inclined!!


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# FUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
K
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# You're screwed.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaay.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Not like that...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# The Shy 'Ning
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# THIS GIRL HAS NO EYES
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Boy.
:]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# How can you tell?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Because the girls all look like men
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Cuz I drew it so I know.
:]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Rip my curtians and call me silly !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# *rip*
Silly.


:]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# i bet it was supposed to be bubble wrap but your to damn lazy :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
bubble wrap is amazing! :D

I ordered some hair dye online the other day, and it came packed in like...little puffed up zip-loc baggy type things. Only not actually zip-loc bags.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# i chased my dog around the garden popping the bubbles at him,
until i seen my neighbour looking at me out his window
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha, real lols
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Fantastic mental image.
Did you giggle like a girl too?

Teeeheeheee*poppoppop*heeeeeheeeee*pop*lolololol*pop*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# yeah i giggled and was short of breath and even let out the odd
"ahahaha for fucks sake,you little legend" at him.i was still pooping bubbles as i made eye contact with my neighbour,fuck em
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# You called your dog a legend?
x]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# yeah hes great,hes asleep on the couch at this very minute
under my padded plaid shirt and chases my laser pen so i think that qualifys him.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Hahahah
Awesome. :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Pooping bubbles :(
The mental image took a turn for the worse.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# *hides*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# He just wants a splinter
Woo to your picture :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahah
thnks :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Up skirt down . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Sometimes ya gotta put ya neck on the lime.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# omg, you aren't dead
how do?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# it doze well
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# good
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Film at eleventy !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Yes, you can use it.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# No sweat . . . well . . . maybe just a little . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Well, you can't flannel without a flan!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I love it when a flan comes together !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# DISCONNECTED ABDOMEN!
Woo :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# The price was right . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# OMG HE BROKED HIS BACK
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# And he ain't goin' back to no mountain . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# no, Ray Mears is there having raw bum sex
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Somebody's got to do it !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Is that bloke on the left having a piss?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Just a weeeeeeeeeeee . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Have I seen this before?
Or something similar?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# It was from a photo over on the links board . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# ah right!
ta.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Twisty man is a perv!


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Pervy man is a twist !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# he'll have a stiff neck......
among other things:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] RUN!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# oooh that is lovely
*click*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# It's all so quiet! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I have always found her
Strangely horny
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# you and Mathew Barney
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I havent
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Nope, as I saw a picture of her in the nude
Some poor spaniel out there is missing its ears
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# ewwwww......
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# ewwww, to her spaniel boobs or to the earless spaniel?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# well both, frankly
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I know someone who has
spent Christmas with Bjork's parents (with Bjork).

They live in a council house, though I guess that doesn;t mean quite the same thing in Iceland.

Wow to the pic!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Wow bam!!

Woo.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# have a stick of poo
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Head will try and roll . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Nicely..............
*Clicky*............
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# There is no escape from an Army of Brjork!
Zing boom!!! :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Henry's Grandson......
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# You seem to be missing the point of this whole 'b3ta' think.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] All goffick like...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# EWAR WOOWAR?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# that joke is the silliness
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Silly ha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# great minds and all that :)

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Ha!
Top fontage!

Is he licking her?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# i would lick winnona ryder
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I didn't even know he was sick.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Schniiiiiiiiiiiiiip !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# What Pah Wraiths really look like
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# SURPRISE SEX HORSE!
hahaha :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Is that Larry Grayson?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Looks like star trek, probably next gen
Shut that door!
now ram you cock in dry
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# DS9, the best of the Treks
Actor is Marc Alaimo.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# DS9 was star trek for the ladies
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Naa, that was Voyager
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Voyager was meh, and Neelix should have died in each episode
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Every Trek needs a set list
Comical-looking Alien
Non-human who doesn't understand humans but kinda wants to be one
Socially awkward but smart character
Brash pilot
Paranoid security officer
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# NEELIX SHOULD HAVE DIED
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# He did die didn't he.
I swear I remember an episode where he died.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# no, the cunt lasted till the end
The annoying bastard
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Oh yeah he came back to life obviously, that always happens.

"Oh no Sub Lieutanant Fabulous-Tits is dead."
"Nah, turns out their molocules just turned into this table."
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# He did die
But he got better :(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# "Minsk"
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# You forgot 'irritating sentient hologram character'
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# deep space nine.
/relurkscloaks
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha
what the
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# If you can't lick'm . . . lick it to'm !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# horses are cunts
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha duck
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Surprise mower!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# they wont be fly(ing any)mo(re)
:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# That's a qual(ity)cast pun.


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# it should be against the law(n mower)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha goose!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# He's hired !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha,
yesss!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Dunno If It Qualifies, But..........
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# haha
Yes it does :D

My god, was that a shit film.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# did it have a point: no
was it fun: no
was it cashing in on Beckham: yes
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Which one? Bend it like Beckham or Confessions of a shopaholic?
Ah. Stupid Question.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Seen the first, crap film and I am guess the other one is shit as well
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Which one Bud??
"Bend It" or "Shopaholic"?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Oh, I see the confusion (Ive not seen "shopaholic")
Bend It was utterly dire
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Agreed.....
....but at least it gave us Keira Knightley, so
it wasn't a COMPLETE catastrophe. I actually
think she's a good actress. JMHO.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Who?
:P
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# And Parminder Nagra too.
She's lovely.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# pfft!
Pop singer + movie

Seems fair enough to me.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# she lookz like robotz
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# And tastes like chicken*
*fish
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# fish is chicken
chicken is fish
ficken is chish
but it all tastes like chicken
or maybe fish!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# RIGHT!!!!!
I'm GLAD we cleared THAT one up.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Arf!



(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# haha :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# :D She's a cunt.
Side note: Just saw WTF you are large and pointing on 4chon.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Sorry bud??
Don't get that one.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# i think those leningrad comics have done the rounds a few times
i remember seeing them on reddit sometime last year
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# i don't feel so good...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I am loving your new style!
Aceness!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# new style?
it hasn't changed in years :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I meant the thicker lines you are using,
and the whole shapes creating objects thing.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# it's just a small drawing made bigger
and i'm not quite sure what you mean by the second thing
but cheers anyway :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# ooo
take a lemsip :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# cooorrrrr, what is lovely :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Numbers from a stencil thingy?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# originally yes
but then i didn't like them so i rubbed them out
then i changed my mind and put them back in again without using the stencil
not sure why...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# You mental
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# If you feel like you look . . . you should look like you feel . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# i feel like i look like i haven't slept in 2 days and i've run out of teabags
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# \o/
Run out of tea bags?!?!?

Shocker

Im getting pretty close to that, got about 30 or so left by looking... :(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# D:
DO SOMETHING
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I will.... but my bank balance isnt healthy
I may be forced to have my tea black for a week until thte loan comes in D:
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# If all else fails . . . chew the tea like tobbacky !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# haha
not quite that desperate just yet :D
give it another day or two...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# i'm sorry to hear that
but you're looking fabulous. the eye-trident is very you
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Brillio!
As ever Mr Man
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# making fine use of that found stencil :)
how's the graphic novel thing going?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# sloooowly
but if it's not finished by may 1st i fail uni, so hopefully it'll all fall into place over the next few weeks :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] can't believe isn't bindun
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# She sure gets it amy way she can . . . doesn't she . . .
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# hahaha
Now incorporate The Black Eyed Peas and compo it!
:o)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# POW !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Haha!


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# From which of his many shags did he get that from?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# hurrah!

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# awwww :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Awww
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Awww
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# ^these
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# lovely stuff
heeereees Johnny




:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# arf! quick and dirty
love it
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
Just had someone check in with a stunning shiner. It was so good there was a butterfly stitch below it.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# You attract all the classiest clientele ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hey, I'm staying there!!


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Quod erat demonstrandum....
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Fuckio offiado




(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# *punches in face*
oh sorry, I thought you were the pope
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Why do you want to hit the pope?



(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Because he deserves it?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Yes, this is a fine answer
I was recently in Rome and refused to go to the Vatican, since I didn't feel like lining the Pope's pockets with my unnatural money
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Because he owns shares in Durex :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Jewrex
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# LOL!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Hahaha!


(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Ha!
Nice one youngster :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Saving private bryan


took approx 4 minutes (during coffeebreak)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Will he draw interest and pay dividends ?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Wahey!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# If I met one of those on the battlefield..
I'd be fucking terrified!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# while the carpet is being layed, I am stuck at home today, in my basement
...with a cup of cold coffee, a laptop, and an old muse.


Click for bigger (80 kb)

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# oh?
who is your Muse?

very woo as always :)

they mess with (both) my head(s) something chronic.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Still would.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# phwoar!
great shop, that!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# i love these
brilliantly done, sah!

*cleeeecks*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# hahahaha..
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# this makes my brain hurt
:(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# CORRRR!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Yikes! cro magnon amy
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# This makes me think of Bettlejuice!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# this makes me think of juiced beatles
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Fuck!
Hahaha!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# This think makes me
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# fuck kill it with an ax
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Who has had the pleasure of her
loins?

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# fucking hell
*kicks it in the face*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Walk this way !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# that's a little bit unsettling
nice one :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I'd guess it tastes a bit like chicken....
But I haven't caught one to find out yet
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Wants!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Awwww *wants on toast*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# ostrama?
nicely done :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Awwwww!
Nearly as cute as the boars that were just on GBM :D

And talking of foods, I just saw some pollack fillets for sale in sainsburys and on the dietary information section it said contains fish. How strange!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# just like dairy milk bars now say, contains milk
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Fucking idiocy.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# b3ta /board:Contains nuts!!




(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# AHHH AHHHH AHHH THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# LOL!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Warning: May cause inflamation of your ardour
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
#
ardour Cock
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# same difference
passionate zeal for the victorian sexual language win

EDIT: sorry I obviously meant:

ardour Cock

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Cock is not Tracy Jordan., Tue 7 Apr, 18:45, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top work :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I'm back again!
But can't see pics!!
Fuggin' goddam compooters

EDIT:yay pics!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# They have quite a beef like texture and flavour
Just a little sweeter.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# SWEET BEEFS!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# The stuff I had was much tougher than beef though
I'm not sure if it was just the way it was raised or whether it's all like that.

Would be fucking gorgeous if it was battered and deep fried, I just need to find somewhere on this continent that sells alpaca meat.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Alpaca meat was once considered a delicacy by Andean inhabitants. A recent resurgence in alpaca meat was curtailed by a recent change to Peruvian law granting the alpaca protected status. Today, it is illegal to slaughter or trade in alpaca meat.
:O

unless this was your point.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Well, I didn't know it was illegal.
I just knew it was tasty.

I had it in a few restaurants and some homes where people cooked for us, so I'm guessing it's quite a recent law. EITHER THAT, OR THOSE CHEEKY BUGGERS WERE BEING REBELS AND GIVING ME FORBIDDEN MEAT.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# we should race them!
and have them pull rickshaws!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# this is very awesome :D
love it
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Get down with the sickness...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# ^ Jackie Chan?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
noo.
David Draiman. :]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Get down with the yoof daddio!
It's teh blokey from Disturbed! One of those nice beebop troupes you hear about.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# ^this!
:D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# *one gets down with one's badself*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# XD
\m/
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# *chalstons*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# FORKS AND TENTACLES.
/ac
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I'm glad you said tentacles
but my eyes still watered.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Ahahahahahah
took me a second. Shit, sorry. xD
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# *richard cheeses*
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2965592541240207203

*laments his computers lack of audio*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Nuuuuuuuuuu!

*laments her computers non-lack of audio*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# bah huymbug
richard cheese is the excellents
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# No, I really don't like him.
He ruined a Radiohead song for me. :[
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Also, I just reread my own post
And thought it said Ribena instead of Radiohead.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# you
are a special little lady.. yes you are.

EDIT: I wrote a comparison between the two different versions (ribena's original and R. Cheese's) for an essay on timbre.

University is great :|
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I knoww!
^_^

EDIT: Okay I deffs read that as Rib- oh wait. It actually says Ribena. >.<
I wrote a 10 page essay on Donnie Darko once. :3
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# :D
I'm a sepcial little lady too.

*shows off his huggy pull ups*

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Eddie Von Slinkenstein?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# x]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I like my answer better :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Hahahah
:]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Some gay man with J's on his chin?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Is it Jolly Jack?

* Prepares for Squirrels-with-tits Fwapping Session
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I've never met him
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!

* Turns his back to the web-cam
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# He keeps the to cheat at scrabble!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# No-one plays scrabble any more
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# That's because baby has the game in the corner
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Poor baby
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Pfffffthahahah
:]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# That's a no then :(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Sorry.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# he looks like he docks his chin at night to stop it from floating off.
nicely done though.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Hahahahah
I'm not into those things on his chin, I think they look silly.
Thank you. :]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# not a criticism
but have you considered giving your portraits slightly more realistic irises? If you have a look at maiden's tutorial on making an eye, just have a look at the part about irises for any 3D-eye making tutorial, and a think it might give your portraits a little extra.

(it's really easy, just some noise added to the iris area, radial blur, and voila, free irises for all)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Okay, I will have a look.
I always thought my eyes were a bit flat, but I weren't sure how to make them look real.
Where is this tutorial you so kindly speak of?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# maiden tutorials muchly helpful :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Just read through the part about the iris.
Seems very helpful, I'll give it a go. Thanks so much! :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# ooh,
now that is good

trouble with doing things well is it diminishes your chances of an FP :P
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# luckily I have an artisticly challenged husband that can do it for me
:D

saying that I did use that tutorial on this:



good eyes doesn't equal good everything :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Looks more like you read a Discomeats tutorial for this one
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# no where near enough biro
:(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I keep eating them
:D

oh I draw 99% in pencil

as biro is hard to rub out :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# i like it
FP THIS NOW
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# yes, this
sorry i had to go to the supermarket, but I should have recommended maiden's, it is most helpful. There's another somewhere, but I think I ate it*

*- can't find it, but will have a look
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I've always thought those piercings looked ridiculous.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Me, too.
I mean, piercing your lip is one thing...but that just looks silly.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# He's a sabretoothed douchebag.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
Yeah, totally.
Also: My back just cracked. :/
AlsoAlso: how are you, loserr? :]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I'm good.
Just about to go make dinner for my parents.
Now they know I like cooking and I'm home again, they try to get me to cook for them. They're lucky they bought steak for tonight, otherwise they would be going hungry.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Why, is there nothing else to cook?
Or you just wouldn't cook for them?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# WOULDN'T COOK.
I probably would, I'm a pushover.

THEY BOUGHT ME POTATO SMILES THOUGH, SO I'M HAPPY :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Ah potato smiles are amazing!
i have potato alphabets. :3
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] All of that recent GB stuff inspired me


bindun?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Sorry, RIS?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Mexican weathergirl
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# what weather?
All I could see was boobs :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# cor!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# lookie here
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# ahhh, ok
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
#

:D Thanks kids
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You mental :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# At your service :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Not worth a new thread but much as I like iPlayer has anyone noticed how random the 'More Like This' is?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Right, none of them have nothing to do with doc who
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Well it is shopped:P
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# No, you didn't, it is real
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# No it's not
No ring.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# whats the middle right one?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I like the ...
Pobol y Cwm.

I think he may have OD'd.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Pregnant Schoolgirls need to see a doctor.
In Pobol y Cwm there is a doctor character.
Sean Lock rhymes with Spock, which is another Sci-fi thing.
Cul nan Dorsan, I don't know.

All makes sense now eh ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I didn't know you could read:P
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I can read.
I can also spell, unlike some people!

ZING! ;)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# [witty comeback]
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Oh I know!
That proper fucks me off. I was watching QI a few weeks back and they suggested The Weakest Link as similar.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Doctor Who = Pregnant Schoolgirls.
It's been going on since the Restoration.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Doctor Who
is produced by BBC Wales...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha
What a great thing to see after a hard days work
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# How fucking bizarre would it be to board a plane and the front of it looked like John Malkovich?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Depends on how many drugs you took before going to the airport
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I once took a sleeping tablet in departures thinking it was a travel sickness pill
30 minutes of walking up and down with eyes like dinnerplates seeing everything in double and trying not to stop moving for fear of missing my flight
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *endorses sig*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# As do I
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I spent 3 months after the last lot pot I smoked, hallucinating
But it was some really strong stuff and we were breaking in a bong
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Whenever people start talking about pot and smoking and all the paraphenalia
I feel like Mark from Peep Show as I haven't a clue

edit: On that "Talk to a Stranger" website from last week's Newsletter, I ended up talking to some pothead in California and I actually managed to blag my way through the conversation for ages - he kept telling me about the best weed he smoked and the types he gets there and I kept making up stuff like "yeh, over here we just got delivery of some prime Turkish gussetrot - fucking smooth"
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha :)
I didn't do enough of it at college, god that red Thai was good
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Call me, your friendly stoner oracle.
I'm both high as a kite most of the time AND able to string a sentence together.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I tried it a few times but either misjudged it or just had some bad stuff
I totally whited out
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Well if you ever want to again
you know where I am. If it doesn't agree with you though, and you're happy not to, makes sense to me.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I want to do some again
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# :D of this I am well aware.
Night chap.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Night lovely
*hug*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I'd be happy to try it
I just know the last time made me so ill, I lay in a bush for 2 hours chucking my guts up :(

In other news: THE BUNNIES HAVE ARRIVED FOR TEA!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# BUNNIES!
I've got to go, blow kisses at the bunnies for me. And yourself, while you're at it. MWA. *hug*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow* *mwah* *blow*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I've always been more of a fan of alcohol myself
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Bongs are well gay.
Have a spliff or don't. All the buckets/hot knives/bongs business is for
kids who want to show off how tolerant of it (i.e. capable of getting
the least out of it they can) they are.

*whiteys*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I agree, bongs are crap
Joints are better, I want some now
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Not necessarily
bongs deliver a more powerful bang for your buck- if you've got say, a little tiny bud, enough for a spliff, you could smoke it IN a spliff and get fairly stoned, or you could put it in a mix, split that into three bongs and get absolutely shitted off your face.

Trust me. My best mate's a bong lad. I smoke spliffs as I can't handle bongs any more, but that isn't to say I don't miss them every now and again.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# What if you don't want to get shitted off your face?
There's a difference between a relaxing smoke and self-medication.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hence why I said 'not necessarily'
all depends on preference.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Well okay then.
But I'm the sort who prefers a mild curry/uninteresting sex/independent film.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Ooh, we're almost polar opposites :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha, oh Bela
you do make me laugh so. Have a good evening.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# You too x
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I don't miss joints at all,
but I do miss bonging with my mates from college. Those were good times!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# pfffft :D
wonderful

It would probably be a better film
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# :D Utterly yes.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Butterly.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Futterly Nutterly Cutterly
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Smutterly.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Putterly
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I want to play pitch and put.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hahahah!
maximum daft
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *picture of zebedee*
*boing john malkovich*

woo, nicely :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Hahah
Best take(off) if ive seen of this so far :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Boeing Boeing !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# boing john malkovich
space hoppers FTW!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# ahahaha!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha... Lunacy!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# lmfao!
I love this.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hehe

Snaps!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# So that´s how you want to play?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# pffft
have Boing 747

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Bulimia for the masses!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# :D
Baby Gravy
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Constant gravy, constant gravy
*sings like K D Lang*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Even through the darkest phases
Be it thick or thin
Always someone marches brave
Here beneath my skin

Constant gravy
Has always been
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Ingrained in the seams
Of a lovely cooked Bream
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# That made me laugh surprisingly loud in the office :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# yay :D
If you want an instant song, poem,etc on the spot, I'm your man :)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Wasn't that a hit for K D Lang in the 90's?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# KD Meringue
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Jerry [food based gag here*]



*riverghost no way endorses food based speach imparer unless between consenting adult.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Not KD Langoustine?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Nor even KD Lancashire Hotpot.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# That's just stupid.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# K D Lang and Langal Dangals
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# :D
you beat me to it, I was just thinking of a foodstuff to rhyme with baby when I read this.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Food plays a very large part of my day :D haha
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Ooooh, I wish it did mine
FUCK I'M HUNGRY.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I'm starving, pet
:(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# :-(
We're wasting away.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I just ate a pear but it didn't even touch the sides
I WANT CHOCCY
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I had some earlier and it didn't help
tea is also not very filling.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Mole would be good
God I want to make some Mole
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# *frowns*
.....are you God?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Yum
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Crab pastebaby?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# so why don't ya kill meeeeee
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Serves them right for eating them in the first place.
;-)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I think he would keep her happy with a constant supply of LSD
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# lounge singing dwarves?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# She might see them when she is tripping
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# :)
I wants to see the stop motion story of her life made with barbie dolls :(

damn you lawsuity people just because the film maker didn't get the video rights to her life story :(:(:(:(
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Nobody put Baby in the Coroner
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# The beard "Enweirdenizer" at work...

(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha
yays. This is science!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# When did you learn to read?:P
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# LOL!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I don't know how it works, it just does!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Star Gate beard
I could never let my beard grow that long
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# hahahahahha! beardily-brilliant!
I think I'm gonna go home now... Byyeeee!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# see ya
*pats your arse as you walk past*
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Bye!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# terry pratchett
torturer of beardsTM
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# bring forth the beard!
i demand my shredded wheat!

woo!

!!!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# *bing*
*picks up phone*

Mrs Bananahamock? Yes, your merkin is ready for collection...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
#
Bananahamock Budgie-Smugglers
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# She's a sturdy girl, then...?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# They are having fun with it!
.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Wow . . . what a hairy crack up !
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# a weird beird wonder:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

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