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[challenge entry] Reality is so much grimmer


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Even a wally with a brolly is a world beater when it comes to video games. Looks better bigger.

(champagnerocker, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Haha.
I like it. You've done exactly the reverse of the compo, but I still like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# It's not big and it's not clever
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha
It's gonna be gre-ate!

EDIT: Mine is huge and can do hard sums!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Meh
It is under 400kb. What's up?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# He's probably talking about his knob
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# As I listen to Ice Cube he shouts something about the mothafuckin' paddywagon.
RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# It doesn't matter. It's great.
I don't seen any Monkey beer though. Lightweights!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# I fucking love this!!!!!
clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# this is excellent...
...and very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha,
fuckin great!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha great work!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Me, apparently having a big wank at my mate's wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# my my..
I fixed the image for you. It was lacking a fez.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# You should have seen the look on the Bride's face!
When I say "look"...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hahahaha


[edit] Oops. I replied to the wrong message. Single malt loveliness will do that to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# You really should have researched the graphics tablet before you bought it on ebay!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# What's not to love about an A5 dual-button graphics peripheral?
LET'S GET PISSED!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# The botty smell.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# That was free. Not to be sniffed at.
Oh... wait..
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# That is pretty conclusive
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# It's a...nice day for a...white wedding!
*fist pumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# suprise ejeculation glee FTW!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Are you shooting seagulls a la tutu?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Or shooting up ground seagull, while wearing a tutu?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# TJ.
Rrrraarrrrgh! Reinstallation rage. Fifth time I've had to reinstall Windows XP in the last two months. Different thing each bloody time as well. Just as well I've got the craptop as a spare.
Anyone care to explain how I go about sorting out Linux and how it works?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# XP isn't that bad. What hardware are you running?
What sort of things go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Dunno.
It's an Acer 1310, so not the world's most up-to-date, but I seem to get driver issues. then half the NT Kernel stuff dies. It was abolutely fine until someone from work installed something. Hopefully this time'll it'll be ok...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I'd think about an upgrade. Linux and variants take a lot of getting used to, by comparison Windows is an absolute breeze.
If you go for it though, dual-boot with XP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Aye
Dual-boot was the plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# if you install ubuntu over xp, it will walk you through the repartitioning in a nice helpful way
defrag your hard drive under xp before you start though, if i recall there are occasional bugs if you don't
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I might just do that.
Might have to wait until Tuesday as I don't have a cd writer and I'm not sure it takes USB devices as a bootable option on that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# you did what with the what now?
I've still got a 2nd hard drive to fit into my comp..no idea if I need a special cable or what not
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# If it's a SATA drive you'll just need a SATA cable, and a spare power source from your PSU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# no idea

I build the rest of the fricking thing..but hard drives I'm lost,

think it's IDE?
www.newegg.ca/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822136109
so basically I'm going for
DVD/RW
DVD ROM
Hard drive 1
and new hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Well, you'll need to set it as a slave drive. But other than that, it should be a simple cord from the motherboard, and one from the PSU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Get a bootable distro and play with that
Or grow boobs and play with them instead.

Boobs have shitty wi-fi connectivity though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# hell no
if xp is too much work, linux is not going to help you. download the latest ubuntu live cd and play around with it, but don't expect it to be easier because it just won't

disclaimer: i run ubuntu on everything, i only boot into xp when i'm testing software or websites on it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# It's not that i find myself permanently baffled.
Just hacked off with having to go in to the repair console and type out page after page of commands to replace damaged files. Seems to happen most often after it downloads something from MS Update.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# 3 point plan
1. Turn off the computer for now and forget about it
2. Get a nice glass of beer/wine etc of your choosing
3. Fuck.

Once you've followed this 3 point plan, it won't seem like such a big deal. :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Why am I hearing the 1812 overture?
Yays. My weekend has officially begun. Any b3tards stuck in front of a computer tonight should join me in an online piss up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I've just opened a beer. yey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hmmmmm
Free Image Hosting
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# i thought this had stopped....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I'd imagine it'll stop when he arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# happy candle day
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Merry candle day
and good job staying enlisted on a website for some time, sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
#
thought HOPED
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# that is taking a glacial age to load up
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# No new loaf in a while...
been too busy?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Life's taken a turn for the hectic of late
I am juggling two demanding big clients and not spending enough time with the chutney wife anymore... I think I might have to pull the plug on Reflected Loaf, if just for my sanity, as it is giving me the guilt when I dont have time to do them now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Oh noes! :(
I hope everything sorts itself out!
Pleasing wives is more important than pleasing the internets :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Cheers fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# zalgo is the rubbishestest bandwagon since teh limes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# fact?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Limes was good as it only lasted one night and didnt roll over and over and over and over
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# but it did
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# It didnt
Not to the same extent as henry and 50ft and zakgigodgkklo

It ended with nekkidness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# 50ft was a good laugh
and limes was more of a cult than a bandwagon


(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
LIMES *HEARTS*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I played a small part in the starting of Limes, so I shall forever cherish it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# this zalgo cunt is taking his fucking time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I've Robbified you :)



Sauce:

www.b3tards.com/u/d2753634387d900cfe5d/scunner2.jpg

farm4.static.flickr.com/3647/3328093198_c3f7c463d9.jpg?v=0
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Those are from two different sources?
Who'd've thunk it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Shit I see that I'ven blackified her boob :S
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# OH NOES, YOU HAVE GIVEN HER CANZERS
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# zalgo comes, in triangular form
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Sponsored by Dairylea
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Great, now I'm hungry. JERK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# sexah squid tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# PHWOAR!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Seamless!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# oh cheeses christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Baby Cheeses?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Sorry, I only have two shitting christs and a couple of christ on a segways
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# but I wanted cheeses christ
the kids will be sad this sunday : (
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# the wickle mouse
(1.618..., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I still love you :)
MWWA MWA MWA
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# i made yours but GIMP crashed.
You will have to wait till later tonight when i once again have access to a computer
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Gosh!
Hello little triangle! Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Oh noes, opposing face sources
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ribbit ribbit... *croak*
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hahahaha
One more statistic!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# OK
50% of Schrodinger's cats eat cat food!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# well 50% of those boxes might not contain cats
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# but still contain traces of nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# but was made in a factory where nuts aren't used
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# but appeared in a magazine of the same name and
a thread where sentences were started with conjunctions.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# May contain milks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Which brings all the boys to the yard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# this is superb
and deserves a multitude of clicks and wooz
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha
*dehahahas at the source though*

*rehahaha from fluffah image*


hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# awwww
poor froggy
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Haha!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
this is marvelous.
I, for one, welcome our new amphibious rhythm overlords!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I love red eyed tree frogs

in the face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Now that is WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I coloured a famous B/W image...


Original
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Wow.

Very nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# nice
but needs more Deathstar
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I believe you are correct!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Oooh, you're dead now!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# So sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# no your not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# No
I'm not. It just seemed the polite thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
True Officelollage
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Cor.
That's rather clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# that is wonderfully done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# that is rather nicely done
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# very, very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# goodness!!
That's fucking marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ooo!
*waggles clappy hands*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# That is excellent!
I wish I had skilz :-(
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Poverty. Meh!
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Bloody credit crunch
(gordiman, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Haha!
you're like 12 challenges too late :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# You see this viking
That's you that is
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# OMG there's Zalgo growing out of my ear and My helmet Lives!
HE COMES OUT OF MY EAR AND BEER!!!!


Love it btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# quick use the axe!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# the night of that party...the (plastic) axe broke off :(
Omg that like 2 gf's ago already.

*Feels old but potent*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# 4/10 needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# See that post above?


:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
In the original source, was she sawing the door off a car with an angle-grinder? I'd pay to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# nah, she was sawing a leg off some mumpet who crossed her
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# oh yeah baby, wank it hard!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# She looks like she has done a lot of wanking of guys before
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
I'm disappointed. You'd think that Newton would be cider!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I was hoping it was cats piss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# As I said.
Cider.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# As I said
Cats piss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# You want cat's piss?
You can't handle the cat's piss!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Safety fisrt
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# happy candle day
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# OBEYS
And has a happy one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# OBEY


A Mash-up of Hokerou's profile image.
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=62645

I am bored, I am up for a portrait swap. Gaz me etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# ooooooo I che
I feel all confused by this

I demand one of ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I will do one of you from my collection of your crazy photos
if you do one of me.
I will gaz you one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Yay!
You do know this will involve Hitler in some way for lack of any other "style"
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# i think i already did one of you..
let me dig it out
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# here we go
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# haha
love it
*steals without remorse*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# and here is yours in the return
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Looks like spike milligan
I would, but I dont want the internet to see my hideous face
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Spike needs to come back
He isn't so funny now that he is dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# He did tell us he was sick though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Passes gasss
Make something from my hideous appearance

www.b3tards.com/u/86d03363a4395ade0665/vikingfloppy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I was scared when I saw that filename....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hehe
edit: you're doggy comes:
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# His dog is my dog
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# grrr
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Aye sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Alice, will you marry me if my gf dies?
MWA MWA send me a picture
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# did you guess my name from my website?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I'm sure this is real good.
BUT TODAY I CANNOT SEE B3TA PICTURES OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# you went digiblind?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# And now I can see again. Silly things are occurring in my brainsponge.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# goodness!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh God.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Epic xD
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Game strangely accurate
(Spiffing, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Don't recognise the game...
What is that? Some kind of virtua whore simulator?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Pin the tail on the donkey ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# "nothing unusual? Eric's been blown to smithereens, Colin's been carved up, and frogbeats hooked up on his b3taday, and you say nothing unusual?"

Da da da-da-da, da da da-da-da, da da da-da-da-da-da.....
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Many Happy B3tans Returns
more frog pls
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# What now?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Will cane toads do?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Have a snappy b3taday on the Frogbeat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Dun dun DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!

Hippy candleday

may you have many eggs of chocolate and so on and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Merry Easter to you all

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# ah thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Fine twisted thinking on your part . . .
Marryeaster to you too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# cheers, feller
and the same unto thee :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I like that

nicely
/edit: what the hell, this gets my click
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# vielen dank!
most kind :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Catholoicism's doing you no good, man!
... get back to Blighty sharpish!

;-p
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ha ha ha haaaa!
I tell you the visuals are just toooo delicious :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Last one for today
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# one girl, one cup.:P
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# WOo
worried.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# HE COMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# still would!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Nice tan !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Modern farming methods make retro gaming much easier...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Happy B3taday young Clansoul!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Cheers, my good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Have a candliscious b3tady Clan !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Cheers :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# press
spacebar to use de-beaking clippers....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha nice
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Farm Out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Merry Easter

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# boak
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# bext on a kicture?
(__, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# allmost
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boak
definition 1

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Pffft
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ooh, a collection of soft warm eggs!
What was the ad actually for?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Vomiting.
It's the new black.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Especially after Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# good advice
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hah,
now they tell us!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *vomits*
"And they laughed at me for planting sausage seeds..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Aww yay!
Don't forget Frogbeat, though!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# thats a remarkably neat woodpecker
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Oh wow thats good
No don't worry about me ;)

/sits in dark corner
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ._O

/finds a darker corner
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# he means to rape you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# happy clandal day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Haha thanks
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I drew you a frog with a sign last night
but photoshop was having a spazz and I closed it in disgust.
Happy candle day anyway. Just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Gutted
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# consolation frog
071030-leaf-frog-bat04
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# here have this


Click for bigger (42 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# My computer just got a stiffy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# *wanks at work*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# More then makes up for it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# boob is falling off
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# You can see her cubes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# aw

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY
Fuck Psychedelic Warlord.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# oo sorry
working on it............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# awww
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# What a well-trained chap
Oh, flapnuggets... I just noticed I missed my 5th B3taday by one day. Oh well. Happy dynamites to all those congregating on this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Happy b3taday to you too!
You can join in the merriment as well :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Cooo, ta.
I've brought Twiglets
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# You can keep them :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# awww how lully
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# ace....and happy b3taday Clansoul!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# This is indeed a good Friday :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Aaaw
It's what he've liked. A small pecker:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Well it means it's eaier to cut down the tree with your large chooper:P
*phew* lucky escape!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Here's another
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ~YAY
I like this set
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# These are cool
It's amazing how half a dozen colours arranged in just the right way can give one the 'orn.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Now that's a pair if ever I see one.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# too brown
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Is that a vector from a jamnog post?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Just some bloke.
Not important:P

*looks down*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# FWEEZE SKUMBAGZ!!!
Skwirrel with gun4
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# GIANT HEAD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# yeah I was advised that the heads lost something
in the compressionand its probably normal size when you think of a giant skwirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# It does look a tad massive
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# she needed giant hands to hold the human sized gun
anyway never mind that. What do you think of the tagging?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# That s subtle, nice
But tbh, you dont need to tag them, we all know whose they are
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I was hopeing the daily fail would steal it so
I could try and sew them
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Does she?
I must get her number.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hahah
Needs more clothes though.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# chaffing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# spot
camwel tow :-O
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I added that with fuzzy clonebrush
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# *Offers nuts*
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Happy b3taday :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Happy b3taday :D
I share my b3taday with a celeb!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hardly :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Happy B3ta Day!!!
to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Happy b3ta day again
seems like only yesterday I was saying that to you last time
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# happy candling day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# HAPPY

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# BANG
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Wooo
Crakin stuff must have taken you a while
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# cheers
made that some time ago, don't remember how long it took
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Lords a'leapin
November about a week before I started making almost identical things :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Woo
Scarlet O'Harem:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
He's strangely silent atm. I hope he has lots of lully work to be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# To make up for the horrendous boobs I posted earlier have this.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# i can endorse
chocolate-based ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# KNICKERS!!!
Today I am mostly Spring cleaning with Dance Magic Dance from Labyrinth OST playing on repeat at 11.
What yam you dooin' b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# 'I just finished a cup of tea and playing my ukulele and now I am goint to go play with photies I took in photoshop
to see if I can rustle up an image for the challenge that actually comes some way towards filling the brief :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! arrangedletters, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# This can only be achieved by playing
this extremely LOUD!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# no sound on my computer currently :(
boo hiss

EDIT: but I pretty much know all the lyrics any way so I can scream it to myself

Slap that baby set it free indeed.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! arrangedletters, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Obviously not!
Slap that baby make it pee!

The song is physically impossible to sing without putting on a David Bowie voice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I am about to go out in the rain
and hang 2 7ft timber driveway gates :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# It's only water!
I love rain me:D

Again ths can only be achieved by playing the above loud enough to be heard at the gate of pasanonic manor!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hangings too good for em
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Applying for jobs
I spent the morning emailing people asking about PhDs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I think kebab has one spare somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# That's in australia, I dont want skin cancer
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah I used to live there. The Brits are so shite with sun protection we have a higher rate here (and they have a huge ozone hole over the east coast).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# last i heard the whole was over antarctica.
slip slop slap.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# it's also a massive pain for international students to get scholarship money.
you've got the whole EU haven't you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Yes, that's why Im looking at ones in the EU
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# has there been any extra government scholarships as economic stimulus
(there was here, the dole is more expensive)

unfortunately it's more competitive at the moment because no-ones hiring, the best advice is just to apply everywhere.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Well im applying for jobs I dont want to do
and asking people about PhDs that will be useful for where I want to work, but I cant seem to find any actual ways to apply
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# places and scholarships? i rejected heaps of them.
I need the one i kept though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Aaaw
gowarn! I'm sure you've got a couple of PhD's in your cupboard. YOu've got loads!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I have a blow up pair of ph double Ds.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# NO
They're moobs:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I'm getting tits
like a 50 year old Plymouth dockside hooker :( It's quite annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I'd hate things bashing my kneecaps with every step.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# my gut is apparently getting smaller.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# PhD isn't a job.
It's procrastination of life ;)

Also. I need some pupils so I can get some points when you level up. SILLY GAME SPAM.

dingo-360.mybrute.com
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I wondered when you'd comment about it :P
But if I want to head up a research group I need one apparently, otherwise there's only so far I can get in companies without one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# PhDs don't just open doors, the thesis makes a great stopper...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# a phd is about hard work, sacrificing your entire existance,
and pot noodles
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Of course.
Until an actual job appears.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# what are these actual jobs of which you speak?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# just had a salmon burger & wedges
debating whether to go to the pub, as I will be the only single person there (all my friends are in couples)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# THat's OK
GO there and cop off with yer mates missuses! If they're female mate cop off with their misters!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# have, have, wouldn't and couldn't
its not about snogging, its about not making it an odd number and having no one to talk to
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Jump magic jump!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I haven't seen one of these in a while!
Wonderful stuff sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# CAAAAAAYKE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Scary.
But thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# A woman?
Get out and about, man! Live a little.

It's Friday and your candleday. Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Haha, I knew someone would say that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Thankyou :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9351808
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# 2 years already?
happy 40000+ posts day
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# if you turn it upside down
it's a boat sailing on a moonlit sea, near a beach
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# *sads*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Why sad?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I'm perpetually glum
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# cheer up chuck
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# no.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# It's a woman taking off the hat off the chef who has red hair :-D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# oooh I like this style you have right there :D
nicely :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! arrangedletters, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# oooo lummy xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

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