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# A cereal that was for lent
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# hmmmm......
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# There's nun left
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# he lent that pic off the internet
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# extra virgin soylent green
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# fuckin'ell jacqui..................calm down!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# haha
I don't know who she is, but she looks like some sort of TV soap actor and champion Tractor puller.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
:)..home secretary or somethin'like that
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# evil witch bitch
with snout firmly in the trough. As as UK Taxpayer I've paid for her £200 patio heater and £4000 ornamental sink in the garden. Not just environmentally disastrous but totally unjustiufiable.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:07, archived)
# She can see an election coming.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
#
l r
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Gah!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Arf, I launched my own pre-emptive strike
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# SING IT LOUD! :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# oh snap, Epic Pwnage
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
#
l r

/obvious
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# the dirty girl
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# hahah - thats ace
who is the roarer? Very well done
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# cheers...:D.........................-jacqui smith:(
ted bundy underneath
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# She could also be screaming at Kato
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# poor mr kwouk
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# shake rattle and roll.............................wouldn't put it past her
:))
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# dont you mean Al Bundy?
I recognise him now
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# that's it ....kept thinkin'ted for some reason
...not familiar like:)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# ted bundy is/was a serial killer
al bundy was in married with children.

you can pic who commited the worse crime :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Its the men in black/ adams family font!
I dont know / like enough of the original thing to complain or be excited about this film. Im impressed with the lack of CG though - braveaux
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# agreed
about the cgi, i can't remember when the last proper puppet based kids film was, but there needs to be more of them.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Team America World Police
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# The Labyrinth
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Muppet Treasure Island was in 1996
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# yes
I had an infant school teacher who looked like one of the wild things.

true fact
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# well the faces are all cgi
fact.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# What is it?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Ch-ch-ch-ch-charMYEARG ARGH HSKHSKFHKHSFHHSKHKh
AGRH KDFSFHOHIDIFHOSDOFHOSHFOHHHOIH GETITOFFIHFHIDHFI
AOIHAHFIHIIO DON'TEATTHATINEEDTHATTOLIVEKSHJDKAHHSFHAFO{EWHOE
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8toot9
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# oh, do go away zalgo
unless you are really having seizures and dying...!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# A BEAR.
A FUCKING BEAR.

EATEN ONE OF MY FUCKING LUNGS.

ALL I WANTED WAS SOME LOO ROLL.

FUCKING BEAR :(
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# toot
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# *palindromes the fuck out of this shit*
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# haha
i didn't know this was even being made. the trailer doesn't look all that bad really
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Spike Jonze is directing
so if nothing else it'll look like a long music video.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# haha
well done :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# grizzlyman


eveningles.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# beautifuls.
ning missus
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# thankee
:)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Very nice :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I like your drawings things
and the little box thing around them
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# thanks
i've been told off for doing it before :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# elephant moth
arf
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I like the way you tagged it in the unlikely event that somebody found it funny and sent it to their friends.
Hope springs eternal.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Ouch.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# oh, be nice
better than almost everything I make.

then again, I'm shite.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Hey.
Don't start with the self-deprecating. It makes it harder for us when we decide to tell you how actually shite you are ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# wow, that's a really good point
I'd never have thought of that, because I'm too shite.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
#
"Or am I..?"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# BE NICE?
At quarter to midnight on a Tuesday eve?

No. This is when things start getting nasty.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# fuck you
COMMIE
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# That's Ms.Commie to you
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# In mother russia
{x} {y's} you!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# ohh because
you are such a leader of the b3ta board and the fact your refering to noob tuesday when ive been on this board longer than you, so try and seem all cool by hating the picture , christ!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I'm not trying to seem cool by hating your picture, I just think you could've done better
with a good idea and your skills which are better than mine, twat!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# FFS...
Ten-year-old piss-poor detective series joke;

Photobucket
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Oh Tay!
EDIT: I fucking love OMegle!

You: Hi
Stranger: hello beautiful
You: Will you suck my balls?
Stranger: probably
Stranger: I am kinda horny

EDIT: Continued....

You: I guess the you sucking my balls thing couldnt happen anyway ;)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I guess not
Stranger: especially since I am a homo
Stranger: and I doubt you are
You: What, gays can't suck balls? I think you have this all wrong my young homosexual friend!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oh no, we can
Stranger: but if you are straight, then you wouldn't want my young lips to grace your gentials now would you?
You: I dunno, I could look away or something
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you won't be able to
Stranger: I suck the best cock in Michigan
Stranger: for a fact
You: Ha ha ha!
You: Anyway, I guess I best dash
You: Don't wanna catch the AIDS or anything ;)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: same
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I just said "cock?" to everything someone on their said once
it was a surprisingly long convo
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# i just found it tedious and gave up
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# It's nice to see brothers who are so close.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I continually spoke in French, by copying and pasting everything into a translator
Until they replied in French, explained that I had no idea what they were talking about and left.

OH THE HILARITY.

I did pose as a friend to get some gay dude from Iowa to add my him on MSN. Didn't work out though, I guess he didn't like me enough :(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Did you try saying you're Happytoast from the internet?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# www.hellowillyousleepwithme.com/mynameishappytoast.php
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Someone should really register that.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# &=tinycockanimation.gif
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Got another 2 1/2 pages done this evening :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I have followed your progress and I feel I should encourage you at this juncture
I like what you've done and I hope to do something similar in the future.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# what on earth is this thing
or do we not get to find out till it's all finished?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# That was you?!
/obligatory
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# hahahaha
awesome
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# arf...just his luck....
finds someone who's rubbish at apples:)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# petty
vein fwap
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Fwaps
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Today I masturbated for the first time in many months
I feel liberated and ready for sex with strangers
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# i have no idea
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# they're having sex i think!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# erm
no they arent :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Leapfrog competition.
"Oh look - we're losing! Uh-uh-uh."
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# hahahah
amazing :D *adds friend*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# No
they're playing Elephant Fights.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Erm....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# oh noes!
Wiggins is being taken for a dicky back ride!

woo.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# You kids get a room!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# woo
my only b3ta friend :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# a room with a shitty view
for amore
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# His fly is undone.

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# bellox
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# WOAH! Looks like something a screensaver would do :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# *gives Paddington hard stare*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Who?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# It's the hard stare perfected by Paddington Bear
;-)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Oh the marmalade man :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Don't forget the toast, sir
Don't forget the toast.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# He taught it to my mum
who taught one of our cats.
It's good to see the old skills kept alive.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# i always thought it was called
the 'Care Bear Stare'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Christ, he doesn't want to kill him.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# :D
Arf!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# oooh makes my eyes go funny
have you got a non-anamorphic version?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Not with this amount of wine inside me, no...
give me a few minutes....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# :)
i'll be on the rum&coke
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# *offers Havana Club*
Give *that* a try, sir...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# haha
anything will be better than co-op own brand
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# 0_0
Co-Op own brand?

Oh my god.....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# our local many years ago used to have 2 different 'own' brands.
"tesco" gin was about £3 a bottle
but for £2.50 you could get a bottle that was just labelled "Gin" and a %bv.

Harsh times for brain.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# When I was at college we once bought a bottle
of Sainsburys Vodka that simply said Vodka in black writing on a white label with the abv also :(

For some reason we decided that was a good weekend to start snorting Vodka....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# ingredients:
rum, water, rum colour :(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# *googles*
*learns something*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# This reminds me of roller coasters.
And roller coasters are good.

Therefore I endorse your image. Most woo sir.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# The 'Mousetrap' at Southsea pier...
Yes indeed.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Wild Mouse rides
are few and far between these days.

/Coaster geek :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Epic
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Ace.
These remind me a bit of the sets from City of Lost Children.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# la cité du l'enfants perdue est pres de la centre pompidou
n'est ce pas?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Mais non.
La cite des enfants perdus est un film de Jeunet et Caro, avec costumiers de Gaultier.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# je sais
mais je faison un petit plaisanterie
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Oh. Desole.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# ah bof
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# pour alez a la garrre, sis vous plate?
in bestest 'norn iron'

yus, je can parlez french :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That was funny enough until I said it out loud in an Ulster accent :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# norn iron is the best for speaking french in
I used to know a guy who was as fluent as you can get, without being french
once he had a drink though...
well, the south armagh accent can be hard to keep down at times
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I imagine it is similar with Welsh people speaking foreign languages due to their wonderful and unique inflections in language :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You bastard :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Fuck!
hahahhahahha
Fuck!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# fuck....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Oh
F
F
S
Hehehehehehe
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Jeunet & Caro?
Bloody Hell - I'll take that compliment and cherish it, sir.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Mais oui :D
It is something you would expect to see on the rig where the brothers all live....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# bought that a few months ago
must give it another watch soon, don't think it quite grasped it first time round
(same thing happened with delicatessen, possibly down to have to constantly look at the subtitles for a quite visuals heavy film)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Blimey, that's a bit good :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Thank you, sir!
Long time, no see - all well?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Indeeds
nay bad - heading off to merkaland for a couple of weeks
will you be at the earls court bash?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Rumour has it...
I owe you a couple of beers, if memory serves...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# You git!
I just clicked 'I like this'
you mentioned beer in your reply just to get me to do this, didn't you!
*dons matching tin foil bra & panties*

Sorry - got carried away there :|
No idea, I suggest we just carry on buying beer until someone falls over
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Is that the most amazing log flume ever designed?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Well, here's hoping...
:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I like this, it looks like it is going to make me some martinis.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Save a couple for me, would you?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Is it only me that sees limes?
nice pic..
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Yes,
yes it is.

;-)

Edit: And thank you!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Woooo, that is lovely :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# *hugs*
And so are you!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# So are you
*hugs*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# the sea is a cruel mistress
but this ship is fucking mental!

:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I couldn't do a poly count on this one, sorry...
;-)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# clearly it's not for a game
:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# YAY!
A night-time Grunty :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# She's is wubbery
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# She's no help at all in the war effort
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# is she in the bill now?!
Inspector blubberlips, chief of the plastic surgery fraud unit.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I'm Gonna Suck You Gita
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*imagines Chris Rock wandering onto the set of Eastenders wanting to buy one rib*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# hahahaha
"got change for a hundred?"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Best scene in the best film ever :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Doh!
Simpson'd
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Akkkkkkk!
kill that ************ thing NOW!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# if she and angeline jolie snogged
it would be total airlock, a vaccum from which no light could escape
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# the sound would be
"schlubbbbloboobobschlubbbbloboobobschlubbbbloboobobschlubbbbloboobob"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# probably
been done?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# No idea
but I like it, la lala, etc
/coat
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# "watery fowls*" all over the world


* can be replaced with:
Flay otters
Fatty owls
Flowery twats
Farty towels
Warty Towels etc
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
#

inspired by the the below
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha Barry rocks!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# COME ON BARRY
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# he dies playing killer chords
fucking rock and roll!!!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Mr Crawley? ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# No, Mr Jones!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Rocking 4 Jesus!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# "the below"? As in scruttocks?
Doesn't look much like a perineum.....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# explanatory link added :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Explanatory link noted
:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Oh my...
that gets a click or several
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# hahahahah
fucking ace - fits perfectly!

Now i know the meaning of those rubbish 'jesus rocks' belts that all the 'youthes' wear.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# wwjd?
ROCK THE FUCK OUT
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# sacrlicious
:D ha!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Oh that's some fucking win right there
:D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# flubble flubble flubble
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# That laughter sounds MAD.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
I am going to throw this keyboard out the window in a moment

Stop going all Joey on me, you piece of crap
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# catnipppp
?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# kinksnipp
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# That reminds me of my vasectomy
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# :o
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# my word, that youtube link is gloriously hilarious :)
alos, nice pic
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Specially selected.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# RUN AWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.


sorry, i had to get this one out of my head, i'll leave it at this one for a while.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Marianne Faithfull is rubbish! :P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# aww is she being crap?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Ha.
Nah, Jools was just interviewing her and I wanted to wind you up :P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# bloody men. pft.
i had one offer to finger me in a pub garden last night. i did say no tho.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# how romahntic
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# i know.
i love it how repulsive sex pest blokes always tell you really clearly that they don't want a relationship with you, like you'd fucking consider having one with someone that racid!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Ha! Yeah, course you said no ;)
Her song is quite cool actually!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# i was with my mate pat who is old enough to be my mum and some mad gay bloke we'd met in the pub.
even i have standards.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Oh right,
so you fingered the gay dude instead? ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# hahaha no.
sad part is the pervy bloke is quite cute and is an interesting guy when you can get him off the subject of sex and trying to rape me in pubs.
also, got your eddie glasses yet?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Nah.
:(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Yeah sorry about that.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha.
awww tulip.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# In my defense I was incredibly horny.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# so would you be if you has canzer
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# She don't have the cancer though!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# of the bum
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# You made me giggle
thank you :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms
I burst my pimples in your general direction.
etc :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
Brilliant!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# fucking L O L!
totally unexpected flying bovine!


Im clicking this for the sheer madness. If it has a reason or a RIS, i dont want to know it.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# ha ha haaaa!
ha ha haaaa!

ha ha haaaa!

*CLEEK*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# OH DOG!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahaha, wut?
click
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# "It's heavy because it is full of mercy."



EDIT: Just finished watching the entire Trigun series.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# it's heavy because it's METAL
\m/(-_-)\m/
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Death to all but metal!
What is Butt metal?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# i'd be lost without you sometimes.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Yes, you would.
:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Get a room.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# he reminded me to watch joolas holland for the lovely marianne faithfull.
hardly foreplay now is it.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# he only knows his way around south london
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# That sir is complete bollocks!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# That, and butt metal
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I thought you got cancer if you went north of the river?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Doesn't mean I can't read maps :P
I will have you know I was well north of the river on Thursday!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# a gutter with water running in it, does not count as a river :P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Nope,
I was all the way up in Stoke Newington!

That is a whole 11.2 miles away from my house, and a whole 4.2 miles north of the river!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# shit, did you get a nose bleed? :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Nearly ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# The man with the golden eyeball
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I promised my girlfriend the violin
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I promise my girlfriend id... the violin, violin, violin
I promised my girlfriend I'll learn the violin,are the real words.


My bloody keyboard is doing a Joey
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# You're a nut! you're crazy in the coconut!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
#
Is dexter ill, is dexter ill, is dexter ill
Is dexter ill today, mr kirk, dexters in school
Im afraid hes not, miss fishborne
Dexters truancy problem is way out of hand
The baltimore county school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh mr kirk, Im as upset as you to learn of dexters truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
Im afraid expulsion is the only answer
Its the opinion of the entire staff that dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! what does that mean?
Youre a nut! youre crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
Im gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, lets have it to you
On the count of three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! bit , bit bitches and the indians and, fron, frontier psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend id... the violin, violin, violin ...

Frontier psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
Youre a nut! youre crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
Im gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, lets have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else
A record, record, record !
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Ah yes!


Meh...I really need some sleep soon :(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Mad
but brilliant with a video to match

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# if it is over 25kg you need more then one person to carry it
HSE
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# blog question
sorry to ask here, but have been searching with no luck; can anyone remember a thread about the 'best blog in the world'... as read recommended by) by Dawkins, Stephen Pinker, Stephen Hawkin etc.

Think it was on /links about a fortnight ago.

would really appreciate if anyone can remind me... (relates to work)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# FAIL!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# ffs riverghost
climb down for once
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ok
Just tell the others.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# it's just you are always the first to yell 'fail'
for the slightest thing that you view as an infringement

i admit i get pissed off sometimes and react, but you always do and it gets wearing
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I shall make a point at being second next time
Maybe I just refresh more than others.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Or feel more passionate about the site
or have a bad day more often than others
or any number of the complexities of human emotion that cause most of us to react in this way having seen dozens of others do likewise often
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I watched a bloke assault his wife at work today
the bit where he spat in her face, after slapping her, whilst she held their child made me literally choke on the rolly in my mouth; but he was far to large and obviously psychotic for me to feel bold enough to say "Leave it out geezer" :(




(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Couldn't you, say, set the camels on him?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# What a cunt!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# should have
cunted him in the fuck Barry.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I dashed over to security to try and get CCTV on his face
but their reach is apparently a bit crap over the canal, made me feel really burnt inside

Something far more nasty might have gone on next
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I have an almost
uncontrollable urge to involve myself in situations where I am morally offended. I've done good ( caught burglars etc. ) only to be admonished by the police when they pull out the guy's knife and so on. I've took a beating before for sticking my nose in but nothing too harsh. It won't last though because I just can't stand by. It's a gut reaction.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# i am all too aware that this is pot/kettle blackness integer hour
as there was a long period where i was that soldier. but, like ex-smokers, i am now an evangelical non-failer

edit: what the fuck did i just type? it makes no sense at all.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# ^amen brother
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# a non failing b3tan?
hmm...
=D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# *crosses self*
praise the barbarossa.
=)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Yaaay
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# and it really needed a 300k+ animation to say that?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit glue sniffing
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# every week is the wrong week
so don't quit, is the answer
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Sorry
I forgot the weekly changing rules.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# what is the deal with gif file sizes?
the faq says this "Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB"
but it seems over 250 KB gets crap
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# old guidelines
plus shitty 'fail' gifs that are posted in response to massive pictures without irony are ridiculous
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# ah, so best stick to the 50 kb and 250 kb rules then?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# it's best to post what you like and tell the complainers to eat a dick :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# you could be here all day tho doing that!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# mmmm...dick
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# no
make your pic as big as it needs to be
it will generally be ok
it's only when people don't even try to optimise that they get unstuck
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# no. Stick with the 100kb -400kb rules
and work on the basis that if you can make it smaller without ruining quality then do so as a matter of courtesy.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Actually the way that cr3 set it up after the filesize change is
if it's in your cache it reloads from that.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Ah, they're posted so often so that we get value for money.
I see.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Maybe I should have done it in a new post.
WOuld have got less attention or so it seems:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# haha.
You really should not be such a cunt. It's terribly bad form ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I shall make a point of being a better cunt if future:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# TOAPFMG
text on a pointlessly massive gif
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# where does the F come in?
or were you just being polite :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# oops
yes, there was a 'fucking' in there too
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Knowing you Micto, I'm not surprised there was a fucking in there somewhere ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# i wish
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It's very important to shout at people who don't know the intricacies of board etiquette.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# more glue for the rest of us!
*sniffs*
argh!
by dostrils are glued togeder!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Sniffing glue = Arnold Schwarzenegger?


(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# i'll be back.....
for your pritt stick.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# 337kb thanks
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Riverghost.
Giverrhost.
Giv' 'er roast.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Tea and biccies in the bunker?
My treat.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Give me 10 minutes or so and the first batch of crunpets will be ready to eat
piping hot.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# *grabs the butter*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Make that 20
I poured too much dough/batter into the rings and they are about to hit the kitchen ceiling and may need a bit longer to cook.
Edit: Oh Ives, it's you! Where have you been you naughty boy?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
#

wanker
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# i love this
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# (:
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# one of the best gifs on b3ta :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# lol
doomed
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I forgot it was Tuesday!!


(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I know, it has been far to quiet
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hunker down in the the Bunker
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# i don't know the thing what you're referring to
but i want you to know that i don't hate you.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I also have a question

Why don't you ask on /links if it was on there?

You don't ask about images on /board on /talk, do you?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# But we are all of the clevers on here
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Arse
Do you want to go on my *shun* list?
Well, punk. Do ya?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Might as well,
I'm on evereybody elses!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Have you been worrying the natives again?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# This is true.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Some people do.
We usually tell them to start a new thread over here.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Maybe if you used that button at the top that says
search rather than post a new message!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# hi
i've had a quick mooch, but i can't see what you were after

b3ta.com/search/links?q=best+blog

but i didn't go past the first few pages
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# might be an idea to ask this as a reply to an existing link over on the links board
(top of screen, third link in) - Best to ask in one of the top threads on there, as they last a bit longer, and more people will see it.
Failing that, it might have been newslettered if it was any good, so you might like to check the newsletters from the past few weeks
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Always the gent, sir :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# yes, I know
I was expecting a major raping for asking, but I thought that was what the /board was for... to toughen you up for /talk...

Anyway, like I say, trying to get something important done for work, including prepping for a coming interview with Richard Dawkins, so really wanted to cross reference something I read on *that* blog (on someone else's PC I don't have access to...)

thanks
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# do you remember on what day it was posted (roughly)
it might be a slog to do, but you could always keep scrolling back on /links until that day until you get to it
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# If it was posted on /links, I would say just google for it
Better chance of finding it
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# /Talk is like the wastelands of Mad Max
I believe they even have a power station running on pig shit and a thunder dome
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# "Two c*nts enter, one c*nt leaves"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# your 'u' key appears to be broken
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# f*ck me, yo*'re right
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha :)
Well it is and I can say that, as I used to post there
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I enjoy /talk...
There, I said it.

There are times it can be genuinely more funny and amusing than /board
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# *points*
*mocks*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# *used to it* ;)
evenin' fella
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# It has been a long time since I have posted there and I can't post there anymore
I have friends who are /talkers, I just got fed up with all the bitchiness
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Also, that is misleading. As none could leave, if they both died at the same time
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Here it is:
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# He said 'best blog in the world'...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# There's no problem with asking questions on here,
but it's best done as a reply to an existing thread. People will still read it.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# PZ Myers?
possibly?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# mnng
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I would just like to add my whinge here
For the record, incase anyone thought I condoned an action otherwise contrary to the general mood of love.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I dont do blogs/bogs
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Topical! ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# no, but thanks
that's actually very close to the theme I was after. Thanks
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I can understand Pinker and Dawkins but what
has Hawking got to do with the others?

try scienceandreason - thats a blog type site for you younger viewers

or read Dawkins Selfish Gene its a good book.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Earlier this evening I masturbated and I feel the need to type this
It was great
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I'm sorry!, but something has come between us...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Are they Chump's parents?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I'd rather take home that
"something between".
I bet he wouldn't hog the duvet and he'd be great to snuggle.
Edit: Erm, what are those stains down the "thing's" front?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# some thing has 'come' between us
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I fear you may be right
Edit:So much for female intuition.
Something is staring me right in the face and I don't see it.
*feels very silly now*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# ach
you're just too pure-of-heart to have got it
or something
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# That's a very kind way of looking at it
Most (including me) would call it "thick".
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Because it's "come" between them
"Come". Geddit?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# O_O
No
*looks blank*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Well, you see
the word "come" is sometimes used as a coloquialism for the act of ejaculation at the point of orgasm. The suggestion is that this thing has ejaculated while situated in between the two people in the picture. This, it has "come between them". It's a pun or play on words.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# hehehe :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *laughs like a loon*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# i love viz
:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# :D
I was going to do I have something on my mind
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# My favourite was
These things are sent to try us...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# is that the one with the judge wig on? :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
you watching the football?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# LOL!!!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# What a fucking match!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# dey do doe don't dey!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I think I may have a heart attack if there is any more excitement....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# fuck :(
fuckin' hate chelsea
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Same here :(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# You dead yet?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I think I would be if Riera had scored that goal!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# yea that was unlucky
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Is that the child of Alan from modern toss and Domo-kun?
The spunk stains in his fur disturb me.

In other news, how ruddy fit is sarah alexander? Shes in some crap drama thing on 1 and i cant stop gazing at her mush!
(sorry for the threadjack and big pic)

*erects*

i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn214/gioieperlavista/sarah5.jpg"

EDIT - married to darth maul's voice too! Lucky barstool
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I think google still works..
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# you are spot on
she is a cracker
although she is officially tiny, i worked on a thing she was in once, and she's so small i could have fitted her in my pocket and wandered off with her

i really would have killed to have shot the 'nude vets' sketches on armstrong and miller
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# no, just you
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# She's still best in comedy!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# no she's clearly ugly
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# you want to do a sex with her!
don't you!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# You know, Mr Meats
you really have crossed the line with that comment.
You disgust me, you really do.
*shuns*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# is shunned
:(

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# i want sexy explosion in her vagine
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# :o
would you settle for a nice jam doughnut instead?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# that, and a snickers.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# See? That's better
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# this comment was potentially significantly more filthy though
:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# hahahaha!


(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# HEH
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Awwwww
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# bottom!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
#
you can't say 'bottom' without saying 'mmm'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# this is very true
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I want to see you doing Materson's adverts!
woo to teh voctor:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# A donkey's head is more the work or Jamrog:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Oh I say!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha
I want a monocle and a stove-pipe hat
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# would you then shout "pip pip! eh what!" at miscreants on the street?
and shake your gamp at them?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# No, I would just shoot people with my elephant gun
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# well, I should bally well say so!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Phwoar!
Lovely vectorage sir :D

The hand is very nicely done!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# ta
i was quite pleased with the hand too
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# :]
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# mmm bottom
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# So, Micto
How long have you been heterosexual?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha
who told?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I've been noticing these subtle undertones in your pictures
I'm sensitive like that.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# must be your feminine intuition
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# mmmm, arse :P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Bum
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# ^ ARSE!


(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# That better not be the s word there
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Beware the mighty Sword!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Let's see now
Arse - tick
Feck - tick
*thinks*
DRINK!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# ASS!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Reminds me of the GTA box art.
Pretty.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# really?
i shall google
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Actually to be honest you seem to have the vector thing down better than them.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# nah
they're better than me
cos they aren't just tracing :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Shhh...
You almost had them ;D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# top arsery
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Subject aside
I think that is one of the nicest you have ever done. Colours work well and some of the harshness of you previous stuff is not there ( by that I mean hard edges where you have tonal changes ).
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# cheers matey!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Boobies!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# bum! :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# That's rude!

Woo!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# ace!
as ever. *clicks*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# That's lovely.
The hand is superbly done.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# NOOOO!!!!

redsushi made it small enough so thanks to him
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Edward Woodward fears the day there is no Cod
he loves his fish supper
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I actually saw the film the other day
Over-rated by a factor of precisely one bazillion-and-two
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# it hasn't dated well
and depending which version you saw, you may have missed some important bits

but of it's day it was grand
plus it had britt ekland cavorting in the buff*

*i am aware they weren't actually britt's tits, but a man can dream
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I take it you haven't seen the remake
fuck that was missable
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# bwahahaha
:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# If there's no cod, how do you explain this sort of thing???
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahah fuck!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I prefer not to explain these things
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# halibut
it's always the halibut
sneaky little buggers, halibut
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Arf!
No worries!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha
Local cafe sign

Traditional Fish and Chips, with peas and salad

When has the salad bit been traditional to Fish and Chips?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Ah the irony
Found on the BBC website most popular stories - just made me chuckle and i thought i'd share.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# YEHA!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# TELL TEH INTERNETS!!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Well that makes my TOAP look about 0.1% better
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# More funny was the giant cock being 1 and jade goody funeral 8
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# yes
sick people with addiction problems tend to respond well to poverty and/or bullying.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# This is exactly what I thought.
Some half arsed effort suggesting an appearance at the NHS and they don't have to play unemployemnt benefit and the glorious regime can strike another figure off the unemployment figures.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# and in other news...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Yeah, look at the state of it!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# clean your god damn keyboard
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Gburfl....
... damn ... need I to clean up the LOLdribble
Clickywoo
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Tis funny in Wales
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# LOL
...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# i wish it really was called that
or just nothing but OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# LOL CHELSEA
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# :O
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# LOLLOLLOL!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I went to wales once, up snowdon, it was a lovely place but it's a shame about the people
seriously, they were all so miserable and gave us dirty looks (I think because we we're English)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# no
north wales people are all scum
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Aww ...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# loliwch
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

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