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Coffee anyone?

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Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

hahahahaah

It's a 70s film characters in coffee repost thread! go go go!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Haha

Woo to both pics.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

Really wanted to join in

(waxdart hello., Tue 5 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Now that's what I call a niche thread...

Does a cupholder in a space shuttle count?

Probably not but wtf it's got coffee in it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

tenuous

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

hehe, how rare. One of my earliest shops.

"delta 54, you might want to decrease altitude slightly" ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

CGI cup :)

google image not good enuff for ya?

(waxdart hello., Tue 5 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

it's not shopped

I paid Al Pacino to sit in a cappuccino. It cost me £14.75 He's not cheap

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

hehehe..

(waxdart hello., Tue 5 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

ha ha ah

very woo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Hahahaha...

Al Cappucino :D

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Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

coffee? bleagh! tea please (without a Mythbuster)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 5 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

savage brew!

this is frickin' awesome! i want my tea with added mythbusters!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

The Horror!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

I am Inigo Montoya

and I approve of this thread

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

pfffft!

*click*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Ratty loves Teddy....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

aawwwwww

*hugs*
*gets plague*
*dies*
*regrets hugging Ratty*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

fuuuuuuuuuck

woo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Hahahaha...

Stunning as usual sir. Touch teddy - goodbye fingers!

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Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

marvellous

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

Teefs!

Woo und Yay to that.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

hahahahha, that is just a little bit disturbing!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

I am more than a little creeped out by this.

But it still totally deserves a Woo and a Yay, fuck it have a Houpla.
I haven't given one of those out for fucking ages :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

bless :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Ahhh he looks so pleased with himself...

Has he just given it a good stuffing?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

sweetness

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

he looks evil...

...with one eye open.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

pfft

something sinister about that

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mutated monty, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Aw... He's ever so happy.

I don't know why his bed is zooming down the road.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

reworking of this pic I did yesterday

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

HELL yeah.

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

This is a bit of a departure in style, isn't it, WM?

Very nice - it'll be a bugger to colour though...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

i figured i should probably start learning to draw something that isn't psychedelic lineart...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

why on earth would you want to do that

when I release my difficult second psychedelic album I want you to do the cover art

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

i've always wanted to design an album cover...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

well - perhaps you should do it first and

it can be inspiration for my album... take your time though I need to learn how to play an instrument, make music, build a home studio, steal the software, buy the hardware and produce a decent album

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Dude it's a psychedelic album.

playing instruments and making music are of strictly secondary importance.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

yeah

but there should at least be some sound...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

sampling ftw!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

nice!

needs more chemtrails

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

will you please put in a bit of effort at least

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

utterly brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

fantastic

I am torn between the detail in this one and the clean look of the other one.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Why is it always ace in your pictures?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

You bastard, I just started colouring in the other one.

But I like this one to, so have a click.

(Peter_G, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

sorry :(

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

dont worry

I probably wouldn't have had the attention span to finish it anyway

(Peter_G, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

heh :D

it took me about 4 hours to draw, i can't imagine how long it would take to colour...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

are you an architect?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

if i was i wouldn't be a very good one

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

well that pic is fucking awesome so i think you'd do well

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

i also i command you to do a bladerunner pic,that would be awesome

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Dude this totally rocks my city.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

have one from years and years ago.

I got bollocked by the Line manager for doodling this at work.
Was told that no one can work and draw that well???

It’s shite!

(waxdart hello., Tue 5 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

he was right

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

get back to the talkboard scum

(waxdart hello., Tue 5 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

you stonking genius

brill! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

lots and lots of work...

...PROPS!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

This is fucking awesome!

*clicks to shreds*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Nice!

Very Megatokyo!

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wangmaster2000, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Boing!

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Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

that'll be another spanky Ninj post then

... oh yes - I was right.

:)

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Hiya Prof!

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Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

wotcha sexy pance

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

Phwoooaar!

;)

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Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

my naked torso doesn't look very much like that

should I be shaving off my body hair more?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

one question too far it would seem

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

my ball sack has a lump on it

would anyone mind checking it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

... if I just get them out

and press them against the screen of my monitor... mmmm - that's slightly warm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

I see.... it's like that is it?

fine... I'll put my testicles away then...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

da duh. da duh, da du du dururrur

what's that music?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

funeral dirge?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

nah - the stage comedy one, played on an organ

to do with flexing the pecs

In other news: WANT! - www.amazon.co.uk/Sledge-Hammer-DVD-David-Rasche/dp/B0006TL98C/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1241531502&sr=8-2

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

I am unaware of this

I will investigate

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

you'll know it when you hear it

but I am at work so sound based research is not advisable

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

woo!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Pecs o' glory!

Have some NSFW ones.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Cor blimey!!

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Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

you're sick!...

... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Dennis Healey?

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boff FL OZ, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

haha

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

hahaha i can always guess that they are ninj's before i read the name,quality

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

The name Ninj is

the name of quality.

this message was brought to you in association with the Ninj Marketing Board.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

This.

And that (what rory said)
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

don't you start

I'm very tempted to set up some sort of race between you and Ninj... for fun!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Thanks Moley

You smasher you :D

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Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

WOW...

...thank you very much Prof *Hands over bundle of cash*

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Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

You're too kind

Bless you :D

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Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Would.

Still.

(Jokel, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

haha

crikey

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Still a virgin?

I doubt it.

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

She looks.... sexier.

That's Hollywood does that to you.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

With Apologies to Shada

Prelude

Wallpaper sized still (no idea why)

Inspiration

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

hahaha

lovely

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Wah threadrush!

Also - woo!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

I like this muchly!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

happy dancing robots

more than a bit good

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

Hehe

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Dancing robots fuck yeah!

ω∞

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

∞ ω ∞ - i am alien cat give me all your cat food

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

haha look at them go

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

WOOOOO for dancing robots!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Lovely lovely lovely!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

Have I missed something?

My Hubby could've done both of those, and he's a prick. Knows nothing about computers.

What's going on, is someone shagging someones sister / brother / father / Mummy ?

Quite pathetic gang.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

haha

KNICKERPISSNOT

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

aren't you a little ray of sunshine

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

Haven't looked at the board since last night

so I'm assuming "hehe"

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

to be fair, it was over a month ago

www.b3ta.com/board/9318115

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

haha

am with you now. My regards to your family!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

haha

I'm shagging your sister / brother / father / mummy and they are all the same person!

hahahaaaarrrr - I'm all flamey on the internowt!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

OH MY GOD! HUBSAND ANGRY!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

IT'S VILEDA SUPERMOPMAN!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

he fucking loves getting angry and then mopping up floors innit

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

aarrrgh manlegrage

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

AAAAARG!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

haha

this should be the Confused.com logo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

I hate that advert

Yow down't 'ave to be a cowmpowter wizzurd!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

cos like, them lettrs on the kebords thing is like inglis but like, they's on a copurtr and like iz hard innt

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

yes it shoudl

dear confused.com

please use this logo, and give me money for it

yours, discomeats

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Camp dancing robots!

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

yay robots!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

why is he writhing around in slow motion

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

for sexy purposes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

degenerative motor neurone disease

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

stroke alert:(

act fast

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

hahaha

*dances*
it's contagious!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

those robots are in fits of torment

for they can't stop dancing... they want to but the people who made them, the old ones, the creators, didn't do a good enough job, oh sure - they gave them consciousness and the emotions and the joy of the dancing, but they overlooked something in the programming and now the robots, powered by their psyonic batteries and tripolar processors have to dance for ever never knowing what it is like to be still... for the rest of eternity

:''(

so sad

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

heartless bastards the whole lot of you

you don't even care... just sitting there in your fat chairs laughing at them...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

... probably naked

and touching your sweaty parts

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

alright where did you hide the camera

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I'm standing behind you

... wouldn't it be funny is something touched your shoulder NOW

tee hee hee

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Seriously though, I like them

what did you make them in?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

POV Ray

My ray tracing tool of choice. Plus Gimp to put the animation together.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

splendid!

hand coded animation then? impressive!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

Yep

I have a physics and mathematics background so you'll see stuff like

10+6*sin(sin(clock/10*pi)/5*pi)

a fair bit

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

ahh

Does that give you a sin curve with steeper sides?
I'll assume that's the height of one of the robots bodies.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

The height of the robots is a simple sine. I don't think I used an equation quite like that in this one but that would be one where the angle of something operating on a circular path was a sin and then a displacement in the x/y direction was needed. I think I then used a cos of the displacement to generate a color value (the pattern in thing2 below) so three iterations in all.

I was going to make the blue robot's legs bow circularly but couldn't remember how to solve theta=a*sin(theta) so just made them a sine as well. Think I got away with it.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

nice!

yeah the legs look good as they are :)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

hahaha :D

this is excellent

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

hahaha

lovely stuff

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

HaHaHaHa!

WOO! to this!
*click*

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

i understand this...

...and it is GOOD!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

yeah!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

Proof of the media conspiracies and stuff : www.youtube.com/watch?v=40dP0N1iGSY

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

nicely done

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

Great.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

Okay, you convinced me

nice work

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

secret meetings...

...conspiracies...they're all plotting against YOU!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Crap optimisation ahoy!

apologies for size etc. I'm crap.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

What the deuce?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Er, thanks.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

that be no moon

that be cat bottom

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

eh,...

...throw that in the Jenk pile!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

a modern art twat failing to find anything profound about a nice painting

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

this is a lot like life

bright colours, slightly blurry and utterly pointless
woo yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

if you had not have put that woo and yay there i may have cried

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

ignore me

I was trying to be profound, and it just came across as bitter and cynical

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Needs more pissing....

Woo yay!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

ahahahahaah fucking brilliant moley,quick too

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Quick and dirty...

Just they way you like it!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

this one's better!...

... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Tee hee

Incidentally: just in case Catnipppp is still around...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

WOT says

"This site has a poor reputation."

Just a heads up.

I for one welcome our new Antichrist World Leader

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

poor reputation is not the same as dangerous.

it just means that enough people have voted it down because they don't like it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Yeah, I know

just thought I'd mention it

/edit: and cheers for the addition. I wasn't slagging you off there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Why Are The Christian Experts Asleep?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

i must admit i follow his views and like his pics but hes never going to have it easy here so i think he should call it quits

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

There is a time and a place for everything

and just as b3ta is not the place for people to peddle religion, spam or politics neither is it the place to peddle conspiracy theories no matter how convinced the poster is of them. The internet is a big place and there are places for the lovers of this stuff to congregate.
To perpetually bombard b3ta with this stuff is insulting and annoying.

The main problem with Dees is that he posts this crap in the first place ( with the intention of trolling and causing a fuss, his gazzes to me and Archie are proof of that ) then behaves like a prick insulting people and then goes away to bask in his delusion that he's been waking people up again.

Leave b3ta alone!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

"I like this"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

yeah for his own good he should leave.it is getting tiresome watching the arguments

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

Why is it that...

"On the day of Barack Obama's Inauguration, the media made reference to the fact that Barack Obama's Presidential Car has been nicknamed "The Beast ...........
Is this a sign that the Masonic Conspirators behind the New World Order are purposely playing with those who have an understanding of end time prophecy"?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

wasn't it called that when bush was presi?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

I have fuck all else to do with my time, so I counted all the characters in this ASCII Picard.

I found that if I add 666 to the total number of characters, plus a few more digits here and there that have to do with masonry and what not, then subtract the amount of rent I still pay my mum to let me live in her basement, the number of characters is, yes, you've guessed it, 0. That's 911 characters away from 911!!! FUCK, you're a mason! Something must be done, I'm telling Icke.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

*rolls down trouserleg and scarpers*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

he's off to a conspirators meeting!

they'll be making secret plans

like.. "who wants beef at the meal? who's for turkey?"

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

"No, not the tomato soup as well"!

"Half the brethren are too old to eat soup without spilling it,
and they're all wearing white shirts!
argh! why didn't anyone forsee this - sacrifice the chef to the great god Pan"! (first name, Sauce)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

nice try there

"no officer, no problem at all, me and my firends here were just enjoying some fine tomato soup. A missing virgin you say?"

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

no no, these are just stained napkins...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

haha, funny because OH MY GOD HELICOPTERS OUTSIDE!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Is this a sign that the Masonic Conspirators behind the New World Order are purposely playing with those who have an understanding of end time prophecy?

Number 47 in a series of questions the answer to which is clearly "No".

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

hahahahaha, that is just plain genius....

however, Scientology is funnier:

www.xenu.net/

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

How did the Victorians do conspiracy theories

in the time before internets?

edit oh yeah the number of the beast is 616 not 666. and why do ghosts always appear at midnight EVEN after changing the clocks for BST. Its a conspiracy I reckon.

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boff FL OZ, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

with aplomb and a smoking jacket

there were a lot of men called Carruthers to blame

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I prefer to do it with style

which includes monocles, pipes, withdrawing to the drawing room and passing port to the left

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boff FL OZ, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

everyone was illuminati back then

they just want you to think it was Victorian times. Victorian is actually taken from the latin for "full of lizards and other various reptilian überbeings"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

Pull up a kebob?

Terribly sorry... very lame, sure it's been done... had to anyway. I'm sure I can blame genetics on this one.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

Seam-tastic!

Made me think of Monkey Island though.
Shishka-bob... shishka-joe...shishka-bill...

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

sheeesh...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

who's gonna eat that?...

...yuk!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

things i found on this account i likes, will now go away for another 4 years xxxx

(optiplex, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

*canned laughter*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

yes.

(optiplex, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

Hahaha BISCUITS

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

...

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

O_o

Good lord

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

that am majestic.

(optiplex, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

O_o

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

hehe

I did spot a few Eddie Large/Susan Boyle shops when I searched for Little and Large

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

fuck me

his poor wife-unit!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

That is terrible. Have a VERY old post of mine that is just as bad:

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

eh what?

Lidl food is ace, it's the booze which is shit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

DEAR

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

ha - I like how you were proud enough to tag it at the time

(optiplex, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

shhhhh

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

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McBadger COW, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

hahaha

It's a Pringles carpet!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Top moustacheidentifyage!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

meh, It's a hobby

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Perspective of contagious diseases

Click for bigger (19 kb)

(sorry for the height)

(Peter_G, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

my god, someone with common sense?

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

*applauds*

Damn straight, that man.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

fuck yeah, i can whore this again!!1!

I almost feel compelled to put a youtube video below this, but I don't know if readings of Murray's mathematical biology are on there...
ed: have ruibin instead:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOO599_y2e8

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

why does the population density go below 0?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

nice :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Perspective

makes things that are really small seem very large when they're right by you... Which is the whole swine flu problem all over.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

30000 people die each year in the US from normal 'flu.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

to be honest with you, I just got my figures from this video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO-R3hg9rnY

(Peter_G, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

sure

but that's because 15 to 60 million people get it, which simply means that the mortality rate is extremely low (0.06-0.2%)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

I think you missed off Bendy-Buses?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

haha

we need a Daily Mail chart

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

tuberculosis? nobody told me anything about tuberculosis... WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

clicked :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

I for one am looking forward to my leaflet telling me not to sneeze in people's faces and to wash my hands after taking a poop

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

perspective my ass

what are the morbidity and mortality rate? That's what matters!
The common flu infects 5-20% of all people and has a mortality rate of .06-2%.
Swine flu? Any idea?
Mortality estimates range from 1 to 30% and seems extremely infectious.

If we have so few deaths is because of swift reactions.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

Which swift reactions would those be?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

mexico city lockdown

school lockdown in NY, quarantine of infected people and people that entered in contact with them, screening for symptoms at airports, alert network for physicians.

The thing is that epidemics grow exponentially, and therefore it's always better to err on the safe side as it might be very quickly be to late.

Put yourself in the shoes of an health official that hears that mortality rate could be as high as 30%.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

I was travelling in the US at the time and didn't notice any extra screening, or precautions.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Usually they use thermal screener that are unnoticeable

and in general they only actively act (direct interview) on flights from places where the risk of contagion is high.

edit: in fact there was a bit of a row between the TSA airport screeners and homeland security officers because it appeared that homeland security did not want screeners to wear masks.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

Holy shit!

We'd best PANIC then!

*runs around screaming and waving hands in the air, as instructed*

Oh my gooooood! We're allll going to DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

it seems that people only have two modes:

'BULLSHIT!!!' and 'PANIC!!!!'

The 'inform yourself, be aware of the symptoms and minimize the risk of contagion' seems to be generally disabled.

I agree that media, as always, are the major culprit.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

I pointed out that 30,000 people in the US die each year from normal 'flu.

Your reaction was "Yeah but no but that's 'cos that's normal but this is DIFFERENT!"

It's another 'flu. Either you'll get it, or you won't.

Either you'll die, or you won't.

No amount of hand-washing or coughing into your sleeve is going to stop that, because not everyone is going to follow the rules.

As long as you're fit, healthy and preferably in your prime, then you're the least at risk.

Either way, there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

Going around going "Ah but these are the stats" will neither protect you nor make you better.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

As long as you're fit, healthy and preferably in your prime, then you're the least at risk.

No, not at all. This flu might cause an overreaction from the immune system (cytokine storm, scienceblogs.com/aetiology/2009/04/swine_flu_and_deaths_in_health.php after this story was published some official data were released and confirmed the higher mortality among young adults) that, in the end, kills you.

Also, to prevent spreading, is not that if one person doesn't wash their hands we are doomed. The more people pay attention to the symptoms and follow these rules, the better everyone is.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

OH MY GOD PAAAAANIC!

FFS.

Not everyone washes their hands.

Not everyone coughs into their sleeve.

Either you'll get it, or you won't.

Either you'll die, or you won't.

You may like to read the story of King Cnut.

Or fuss about getting cancer.

Either you will, or you won't.

There's absolutely nothing - NOTHING - you can do about it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

i see

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

DON'T PANIC!

SWINE FLU! DON'T PANIC! SWINE FLU!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Yay diseases!

psst: maleria?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

TB - spread by badgers

Malaria - mosquitos
Measles - weasles
Normal flu - flumingoes
Swine flu - pigs

Its an animal conspiracy!

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

where do flumingoes?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

I don't flumin know

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

Bastard animals

I don't like meat, but I'm eating it because animals are such cunts.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

guerilla vegetarianism

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

*Click* Also done here...

http://graphjam.com/2009/05/02/song-chart-memes-swine-flu/

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

common sense vs. science

the never ending battle
(no, the sun is not rotating around the earth and yes, not only you can build a boat out of metal, you can even make it fly)

edit: also the title is misleading, and it's ordered categorical data vs. ordered categorical, so the linear interpolation between two categories is meaningless. What you probably want is some correlation matrix plot (plus I doubt that the counts for all the other categories are 0).

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

hysteria...

...the control of Joe Public via media bullshit.................. (good job man!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Obligatory Kittenshop

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Electrified kittehs FTW

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

Cheap hussy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

So no one told you to pull up a k3b/-\b as well?

damn, where is wobbly when you need him?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

^that's what she said

*Parp!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

* parp

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

hahaha trumped!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

In more than one sense :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

P A R P !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

YES!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

pull up a k3b/-\b ?

~~pull~~ parp

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

hahaha I'm laughing my arse off.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

How does it smell?

* or is that a different joke?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

terrible!

*PARP!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

everyone knows k3b/-\bs are bad for you!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7852168.stm

:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

I contain half a woman's recommended daily intake.

WOOF!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

Pfffftttt....

Parp!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

Hover Cat FTW!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

Hovery goodness

Would YOU want an ugly, nonhovery cat? Doubt it. Can't spin them properly.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

blur tool...

...more blur tool.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

lol

fuck off

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

^ this

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

'lo you :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

*cuddles*

How's your gorgeous self today?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

ok ta

Just finished my housework and now sitting with a bowl of chicken soup waiting for the washing machine to finish

O_O

Er, what happened to my life?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

Looks as though it disappeared in roughly the same direction mine did...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

Sound better than being at work

Work sucks because I've left my lunch at home. I now have to spend money, which I dislike doing.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

thats abit

rude....

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

One would think so

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

what does two think?

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

two's thinking about doing it with three

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

pfft who cares what two thinks

he's a big thilly

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

I say, I say, I say.

What's the difference between a dog?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

and?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Is that the only difference?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

His legs had just grow

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

arf

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

pffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

Haven't you got some art to make for a cellphone website?

While making other images condemning cellphones?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

No double standards there, then...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

None at all

http://www.b3ta.com/board/9418608

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

Quite!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

tumours are good for the kids

keeps em quiet.

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

You forgot this: "."

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

Fuck off.

You twunt.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

so close, it's supposed to be three hairs per bollock!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

^ this

7/10 must try harder.

Love,
the Cock Police

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

I watched Alpha Dog last night

apart from the fact there are apparently no ugly women in California it was really quite shit.

Anyone else seen it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

Saw it maybe 18 months ago I think

If I recall it was ok.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

bits of it were

but on the whole I was quite fed up of Timberlake saying mo fo bitch a lot

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

pppppfffftttt...........CUMTRAILS!....:D

we're in for a soaking:(

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

oh look.

water vapour has different properties and behaviours at different altitudes, temperatures and air pressures. QUICK TELL THE INTERNETS!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

Naughty water vapour, it should be spanked and sent to it's room for this.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

Still delusional to the end

your vapours reek, give it up

love the soodough sience. Anything to explain how you are wrong Passy.

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat. Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci tation ullamcorper suscipit lobortis nisl ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

Romanes Eunt Domus

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

people called Romanes they go the house?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

really?

I'm quite happy with my understanding of science. Ask yourself why it's always the trails in the upper atmosphere that disperse before the lower ones do. No actually don't ask yourself as you'll come up with some ludicrous, paranoid nonsense. Ask a scientist who will tell you about upper cloud layers burning off first due to a phenomenon knows as "the sun".

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

but what about the Rayleigh Taylor instability?

*runs and screams*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

What a crybaby

no such thing as chemtrails, it is just water vapour at different attitudes.

Wrong, it is caused by pink squirting cocks! I snapped this pic to prove you wrong passy.

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

prove me wrong?

I've not made any outlandish claims you delusional troll.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

I paid close attention to contrails as a child. I carefully observed every single one I could set my eyeballs on and counted the minutes until they dissapeared. I never saw them behave the way they do today, thick plumes that spread out into a guazy haze that covers the sky. No, not when I was little; they simply did not do that.

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Genuine question here, fella: Why would you pay 'close attention' to contrails as a child?

surely, as a child, when there were supposedly no such thing as chemtrails back then (by your own argument above, as these things simply didn't do the same things they do today)
You'd just be happily watching the clouds go by and being a child of the time?
unless you knew something back then, before it happened...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

maybe time was faster back then

_{because of your cheap plastic watch}

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

haha

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

Fuck off you annoying troll.

If you can't accept that weather conditions are rapidly changing at height, colder temperatures cause vapour trails with more condensation in them and that the simple action of the sun and wind makes this vapour behave exactly the same as any other high altitude cirrus clod then you are closed to debate and have no objectivity at all rendering anything you say bias and therefore worthless.
Seriously, it's becoming like harassment now. Leave me the fuck alone. Stop gazzing me, stop sending me emails talking about stupid machines that make you well ( the same machines that are illegal as fraudulent and the maker of those machines this week being sentenced to up to 140 years in jail), about trails of chemicals that do god knows what to us, about Jews not being killed because 60 year old walls are not blue and about there being a new world order taking over humanity. Stop it because quite frankly I hope it's true and the sooner the elite are in charge and the great cull is imposed the sooner I can forget about you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I remember Cirrus Clod.

He was the stupid teacher in Harry Potter, wasn't he?

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

hehe.

I noticed that, but somehow liked it enough not to fix the typo ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

keep trollin trollin trollin keep those boardies movin!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

evidence:

contrailscience.com/chemtrail-myths/
for perusal :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

This is where it all goes quiet.

Am I right in saying that these chemtrails are a new thing? Don't people say that they can't remember them as kids so they can't have been there. ( same people also say they can't remember being abducted and probed but never seem to use the same 'never happened then' argument there )

I was pleased to see this image from 1967.
contrailscience.com/wp-content/uploads/cloud-studies-115.jpg

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

interesting

I wonder what that was, because chemtrail studies must have been developed and tested before, but you cannot provide any photos of normal commercial airliners producing sustained chemtrail criss crosses before 1999.

do it.

.

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Oh fucking hell

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

Oh fukking hell is right!

I lived in LA for twenty years, from the early 80's, and i never saw one single chemtrail, then i moved away and since '01 there are tons of them there, google Los Angeles chemtrails and see the number of people on the net complaining about them!

and in all the pics i took all those years I see not a single chemtrail, what are the chances of that?

.

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

no I can't

because what you ask is impossible. There are no such things as chemtrails so I can't produce any pictures of them.

I can show you jet vapour trails from 1954 though www.anseladams.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=963

and anyone with the slightest knowledge of the internet can find hundreds of such photographs dating back to the second world war.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

People are noticing the changing of our skys all over the world and i don’t buy into what you have to say about “not trusting our memorys” People i know whom i have not spoken to about this subject have had an instinctive reaction that not all is as it should be in our skies. And have then sought to seek infomation on the subject. People everywhere, everyday are finding something wrong with the way the sky looks. Are all these people just imagining it?

I do not pretend to know what you’re motives are for posting your poor grasp of skywatching, as i’ve said before, you very well may be a firm true believer that “chemtrails” are in fact non- existent. But i have looked at both sides of the argument and i am very much swinging towards chemtrails being a very real and potentially hazardous reality.

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

Yes, they are all just imagining it.

Maybe they want the attention.

The end.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

I'd say a lot of people aren't so much imagining it as they are reading hokum theories on the internet and being gullible enough to believe them

/just a personal opinion only, I might add.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

I'd say a lot of people aren't so much imagining it as they are reading hokum theories on the internet and being gullible enough to believe them
/just a personal opinion only, I might add.

yes, it is not that i can watch the skies daily, and see they spray on some days and not others, or that if is too windy they simply stop spraying in the middle of the day, or that i see them turning the sprayers on and off. No, it is that i read a theory on the internet.

Wow, you are amazing.

And i read your contrail science page there, did you read the comments at the bottom? No one believes any of the crap written, because we have eyes and can see what is happening, but sadly you don't watch the skies. Stay asleep, it is much safer for your fragile mind.

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

it's easier to look up at the skies in wonder

than look down and know you're grounded.
Selective reading of comments simply because they don't agree with the scientific argument put forward does not constitue scientific evidence for your argument. Please, expand your 'research' to look at the rest of the site. Quite enlightening.

Fragile Mind? Pot, Kettle. Black.

and please, answer my question above which you have conveniently ignored.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

a couple of people

asked questions and a couple of comments disagreed without offering anything other than blind refusal to accept.
Just because you are not alone in your madness does not make it any more true.

You can't argue with simple scientific law. Well, YOU can, but not with any conviction or substantive fact.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

I grew up near Manchester Airport.

I live closer to it today. I'm older than you and I can recall just fine the criss-crossing of water vapour across the skies as a child as they fascinated me. I can remember being on a Wardair 747 in 1980 on the way to Toronto and marvelling that we were actually flying above some of these trails.
There is nothing going on today that is any different that can't be explained by an increase in traffic.

As for a grasp of 'skywatching' I have no idea what that is. But as I have one of these www.scopereviews.com/178ed.html you can be assured I know a bit more than you assume.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

and for a full explanation:

www.faa.gov/regulations_policies/policy_guidance/envir_policy/media/contrails.pdf

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Hey! Weren't you only here to show us your Art?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

yes

just answering the infinitely retarded Passy.

He struggles to answer the simple questions, needs comforting.

.

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

What is going on in that head of yours?

I've not been asked any questions.

I've provided some simple logic and scientific understanding for some of the outlandish claims you make but I don't recall being given any questions I've struggled with.
I don't have the sort of IQ that struggles with anything, apart from understanding the mentally ill. I can't get my head around that shit.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

SHIT MAN!

SHIT!!! IT'S TOO LATE!!!

:)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Haha

Soupherb

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV5UTHRx0a4

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

water vapour?...YOURS MAYBE

but that's CUM

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

b3ta mind control has affected catnipppppp

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

That remindes me of....

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

arf

two's cumpany.......

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

what now?

you just want to be accepted?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

Accepted into the b3ta nuthouse?

few are worthy of that, ask passy.

.

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

well, it's got magenta :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Oh Catnipppp, why to you hate Freedom so much?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

What fun is freedom when you can have CCTV cameras watching you every minute

with face scanning technology to log in every move you make

tracking and tracing every swipe of my credit card,

yes, I have nothing to hide, i love my government, they would never poison my water, food, air or mind.

so yes I love your idea of freedom.

.

(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

You smell of wee

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

yes, we've made great progress

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

nice to see you posted a picture you made..and not someone elses work

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ&feature=related

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

hell yes!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Best Disney casting ever

Click for bigger (146 kb)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

David Suchet vs. Kevin Sorbo

Who's better? Only one way to find out...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

Erm ... dissolve both in a weak sulphuric acid

Pass the resultant solution through a leibig condenser and then declare oneself a GOD?

/SCIENCE

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

Poirots of the Caribbean

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

Hahahaha Zummerzet accents FTW!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

This would win

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

hahahha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

large :D

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

New for the Ukraine market

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

Mmmm

Chocolate covered meat

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

do this in biscuit bar format and you have a winner

SPAMBAR!^®©™

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

And you can actually buy chocolate flavoured luncheon meat

I've seen it in my local fishing tackle shop.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

mmmmmmmmm.... tasty!

now all we need are tinned pilchards in maple syrup!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

seamssssssssss

(optiplex, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

this'll haunt my dreams

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

YOU HOPE

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

In a sexy way.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

it's pretty much 50 50 that or violence

I loves dream town

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

Sexy violence

Best of all the disciplines.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

most horrible part-magazine ever,

imagine the free ring binder, terrible.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

Good lord.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

Yes'M

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

Ye Gods...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

hurrah for Lionel!

www.g0akh.f2s.com/isihac/Sound_Charades_Introductions_Page.php

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

arrrggghhhh! KILL IT!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

Click for bigger and 200+ more doofers.

Bless 'im.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

I could see that taking a sinister turn...

You do some bizarre comics, Mr Matazone.

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

In general, wait till the level's cleared or he reaches a save point.

Very nice. I am enjoying your rabbit series, sir. You could almost say I am lapin it up.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

Badum tish.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

excellent

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

hahahhaha!

*click!*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

aw poor little bunny. I would love it and stroke it and call him george and make him a delicious buttery pastry to be baked inside of

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

arf

good stuff

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

this is turning into a slightly more disturbing version of sequential art :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

Dodda

(

Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Dear Christ.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

This.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Hard.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

And How.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

AND THEN SOME

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

Orwite, Twreacle ;)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Wotcher, gorgeous

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Hahahahah

awesome

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

bwahahaha!

if i bust my staples, i'm blaming you!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Ooh sorry!

That sounds painful :)

(

Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

not really

i'm a quick healer ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

light-feather duster?

hee hee smashing

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

haha

Star Wars set in Liverpool.

Dat's no mooooooooooooon lah!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

only pikeys from kirkby say la

the rest of us are a little more refined.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Yeah...

"Luke - I am your father"

Scouse Darth Vader, age 16 1/2.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

liverpool isn't part of essex, as far as i'm aware

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

I stand corrected.

Age 15 1/2.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

hahaha one of the better older comedians

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

THIS IS ACE

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

pissage!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

I am having one of those days where i feel like i have managed to piss off everyone i know, it is now making me feel really down :(

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

You haven't pissed me off...

...have a *hug* :D

(

Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

If you say so

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Emo

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

No, i don't write shit poetry

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Oh cheer up you miserable bugger.

Life is all about pissing people off (unless you're a bloody hippy).

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

i'm having a day

where i WANT to piss off everyone i know. i'm going to go shopping with my mum, that should result in a massive fight. i'll feel better after that.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

My money's on your mum.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

You calling Smash's mum a prossie?

Smaaash, Vag is calling your mum a prossie... I think

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

my mum?????

married the first bloke she shagged, that's why i'm stuck with such an ugly dad!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

Phwoor

*rubs thighs*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

we'll soon find out

i've just been summoned to meet her at the post office. 'bye for now!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

what did you do?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

haha fuck!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

hahahaha

jackpot:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

now this is ACE!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

CKING

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

HELL

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

FIRE

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Holy Buggering Salamanders™! KILL IT WITH FLAMING HAMMERS!

it's enough to put me off my lunch..

top shoppage!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Love it!

Clickety click click

(

magictoast, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Ha-HAAAAA!

Top stuff.

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

Lovely

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

Quick

Tag it now before it gets legs

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

so strange and alarming

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

what's been shopped?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

I bought some Lucozade the other day.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

I bought a Twix.

I was a little disappointed. I think one needs three fingers in order to feel satisfied.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

they should make one

and call it Thrix

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

I would prefer something like

BeefMinceAndPastryix

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

some sort of Ginsters/Mars collaboration?

ooh savoury biscuit bars!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Speak for yourself, Bagpuss.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

oooh, matron.

always thinking about fannies.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Four fucking years.

You'd be humping your students' heads.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

four fucking years of what?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

No women.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

oh right.

yes, but I don't think it would take all that much for me to fuck my student's heads.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

They do have lovely, square German heads.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

some do.

yes

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

You're so much fun.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I didn't know what to say.

I don't watch bbc comedy so I'm not up on the latest WWII jokes.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

That really is the last time, I give the fuck up.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

hahaha

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

. . . like a Hippo's yawn!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

>--<

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

Kinky Sod!!

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

I just bought some Wheat Crunchies.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

NOM

bacon flavour, I hope?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Of course.

Best of the best flavours is bacon.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

they're good.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

but you get jawache

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

use them to suck gravy through

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Oh you filthy, filthy, filthy bitch.

That sounds amazing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

four words:

CHUNKY. PEANUT. BUTTER. KITKAT.

that is all.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Too salty.

PACKET OF SKITTLES.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Sour Skittles.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Normal.

Or a crunchie bar.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

I devoured a Doubledecker the other day. They're smaller and crapper than I remember them being.

Lion Bar or Toffee Crisp for le win.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

They're not as good, you're right.

Toffee crisps are also not as satisfying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Fuck :( I haven't had one in ages. I was hoping it'd be a monolithic experience.

I'm going to cry in the shower now. Byeowowowow.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Sorry Samdiddlyamamam.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

sherbet fountains have far less sherbet

and the liquorice tastes like crap.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Double Deckers are painful to eat

I much prefer a Picnic

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Never got on with those. Them and Bountys are banned.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Bounties are luuuuuuuush

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

nonsense, Bountys are great if you want heavy sugar rush

however, I would only consider a Bounty as a secondary

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

bountys are delicious!

plus, the top bit of chocolate that looks like a klingon's head all comes off in one piece!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

LION BAR

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Star Bar :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

No.

This is a star. Look at the pretty pink balloon. Look.
This is a LION. RIDING A HORSE. FUCK.
LION BEATS STAR.

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Crispy in the Mane Stream.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

kitkat first, then skittles

then another kitkat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Nah, still too salty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

but it's good salt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Nah, I don't like them, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

like many things i love

someone bought me one and got me hooked.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

That happened to me once when my dad got me a fishing rod.

I still have the scar.

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

you is a feesh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Kitkat Chunky (non peanut butter)

Normal skittles and a packet of Cheese and Onion McCoys.

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

oh fuck yes.

but two of them

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

i like your style.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

yes

but I feel sick after eating one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

you obviously need practice

eat one every day for a week, you'll soon stop feeling sick.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

I'd never shit again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

shitting is overrated

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

It's one of my hobbies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

are you a reader?

or a drop n goer?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

A reader, but I don't stick around till the end of the chapter.

Ciggy time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

I'm a reader but I usually play my DS.

Sexy.

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

mine too

apart from occasional poo shivers, i find it quite dull. i often just go through the motions.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

poo shivers?

or do you mean poo showers?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

poo shivers

that tingly feeling you get just when the turtle's head is starting to breach

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Argh

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

you only say argh

because you know exactly what i mean

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

All of a sudden, I am rather peckish...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

have sushi.

it's delicious.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Haha lol gaaay!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

I don't normally.

I thought, "I've not had a twix in a while" so I got one.

I will not be bringing my custom in the direction of Twix ever again. I have learned.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

the plant behind them

is actually made from a shark

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

This is tagged Reuters

He even copyrighted it, you bastard.

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

i'm also stealing

all gettyimages work too, but they are hardly ever on the board, so who will know!

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Your secret's safe with me, mate.

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Hahahaha!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

REUTERS!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Doggy tries hard not to binge..... but, Doggy's a dog.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

He's all big and rolly. :D

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

hahahahaha!!

wantadog wantadog wantadog

edit: Smile b3ta there's a film crew in my office

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Do a shit on your keyboard.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

^this

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

are they filming "Tonight with Trevor McDonald: Internet Paedo Weirdos"?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I'm not sure

its definitely not Trevor, until she turns round I can't tell if she's famous or not

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

as it turns out no, and I wouldn't

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

you should get an Irish Wolfhound

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

nah they're too big

I really want a huskie

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Sellotape some cats together. That's the best sort of dog.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

*flashes norks*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

cor they're bright

100 watt?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

yup

no energy saving here

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

cor!

norks!
breats!
wabs!
chebs!

all great!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

yes. they are.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

*Falls off ladder*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

GET BACK ON THE FUCKING LADDER.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

yay!

my work here is done!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Ive been norked out cold.

aicmfp

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

*norkspangs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Seen them before ;)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

who hasn't?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

poor you ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

hey film crew

THE INTERNET IS FULL OF SICK FILTH

make a show about sick internet filth and how it is corrupting childrens

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

THINGS EXIST THAT I SUBJECTIVELY CLASS AS BAD

therefore they must be banned, and anyone who disagrees is stupid and/or Hitler

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

EIGHT HUNDRED SPITROASTS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

OVER 9000 SPITROATS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

THAT'S TOO LOW.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

when all you need is a handshake

isn't it ironic

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

OVER9000KILL

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Dem big ol' eyes!

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

awwww

what a lully dog! Bit fat, mind, so wouldnt.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Awww...

Love the straw detail! :D

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Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Thanks Ninj!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

i want to see that dog on a skateboard

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

awwwwwww.... poor thing....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

SUP DAWG

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

:`(

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Silly doggy, don't binge

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Winner

right there

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

haha fantastic as ever

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

binge on

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

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