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Sic transit gloria hunniford

(protocoldroid, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Too latin, didn't read

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

Sorry, TJ

People of the internet,

I would like to create a new font that is exactly the same as Rockwell, but only capital letters (ie the lower case letters become the same as uppercase letters, etc). Do you have any idea how I might manage this?

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

TYPE ALL IN CAPS

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

Unfortunately it's not for stuff I'll be typing

It's for stuff my computer will be displaying.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Or if using Photoshop, use Small Caps

Edit : Similar function in MS Word and various other apps too.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

I want Samurize to display the name of the month in all capitals.

And I think doing it this way will be easier than trying to find where it gets month names from and changing each from May to MAY and so on.

Cheers though, I didn't know that small caps thing.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

with a font editing application.

I don't think there are any freeware versions about.

Then you would delete the lowercase characters, and copy the uppercase characters to their places.

I think that MS-WIndows TrueType fonts also have some sort of internal linking capability, so that you could also delete the lower case, and then link to the uppercase -- this might alleviate kerning issues, but I am not certain.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

I thought this may be the case, cheers. Do you know of any good font editers?

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

try this one

www.high-logic.com/fontcreator.html -- this is the least expensive, I think. Crazy things can get into the hundreds

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

There's actually a phenomenally simple one built in to Windows

If you go to Run, eudcedit.exe

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

well, I'll be damned

wow

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

Don't seem to be able to copy & paste characters to other letter assignments though

I'll have a gander at that one you linked, ta very much.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

there's plenty of free font editors!

"gpl font editor" is a good google term

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spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Tempus fugit qui arcus...

...et musa fructii amani un banana! (Christ, my latin sucks biggus dickus!)

(Valefar So what?, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

Bin Dun?

Long time lurker... 1st post. Be kind prease.

(Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Fri 8 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

you actually made an account to do that

dedication, i guess. although it does mean all that happens within 5 seconds :D

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

your cruel shada :D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

you dropped a ' and an e

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

I wasnt being cruel i was just saying D:<

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

not fair

That would only be possible if he/she was notified what the image challenge was by Fraser before Tuesday

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

yar thar be dedication.. a tad.

bird flu moves fast... and NHS doctors diagnose quickly. wait a minute, sorry... yeh they leave people to die because they're on the NHS!

(Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Fri 8 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

Welcome!

Ive finished my Dissertation!
Woo! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

*canned applause*

/ac

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Yay! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

on explosives?

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

No, on granulation

I still need to bind it and hand it in before noon, but yay! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

granulation of powdered explosives?

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Yeah why the fuck not

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Finally you admit it

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

Fuck epiphany!

Most students just take Proplus or speed, you're proper hardcore!

*pictures image of ephiphany exploding into the lecture hall and slamming his body down onto the floor just raising his dissertation up in his blood covered hands*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

I drink tea and pepsi max

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

that's how i hand in my work

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Except you're just carrying about a giant drawn cat.

And I don't mean like on a piece of paper, I just mean inexplicably drawn like in Who Framed Roger Rabbit or Last Action Hero.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

for a moment there

i confused last action hero with the last boy scout and was about to berate you.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

*canned applause*

/ac

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

good.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

been there, done that, doing it again in a few years.

do you sortof feel hollow in a way?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

I'll be drunk in 12 hours

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

welcome lurk-person

I don't think bird flu has been done, but I haven't really been paying attention

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

and yes, i think twatter has been used already

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

WELCOME TO THE MAD HOUSE! you don't have to be mad to post here...but it helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!11!!!!11!!!!

*stabs self for being a cliched ponce*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

that cliche needs to end in more exclamation marks

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

better?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

DANGEROUS AMOUNT OF EXCLAMATION

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

EXCLAMATION RAPE!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

You don't have to be mad to post here...

But a computer and an internet account are very helpful.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

hello.

see that coat-hook? you can leave your will to live there, you won't be needing it anymore. toilets are on the first floor, the coffee machine is self-serve.
welcome :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Topical.

Welcome! ;-)

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

What!? I dunno! Fuggit...

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..wil, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

wipe

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

that's just silly

we don't want silly things round these parts!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

him poo got everywhere

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

i want a dogem car

with a souped up scooter engine in to drive about

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

I think you'll find that's called a Smart Car

;)

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..wil, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

Ermmm.....Yep

New drawning. Enjoy.

Click for bigger (439 kb)

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

you sure know how to draw a good suit :D

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

this

oh I misread that, but this too

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

he is holding back the boulders of disdain

i think

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

your pics are fucking brilliant

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

just because

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

Confused bollock?

Questionable pancake?

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catbwoy, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

not quite

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Bah, i didnt even think of checking the filename

Tis early :(

And embarrassingly I've never known what RIS is.

/shameface

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catbwoy, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

some kind of scab flake with a face? what?

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

filenaming may help ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Pffft!

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

ahahahahaha good one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

it just seemed obvious

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Meh!

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

i'm confused.

sexually.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

I'm a pert young asian girl.

Let's make out.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

hahaha. darling!

on facebook yet?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Nah. Should I be?

Is that the only way you kids will communicate with me now, through your digital community websites?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

yeah.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Baaaahhhhh, but I don't wanna join a website just so it can remind me that I have one friend.

How about you just look at my crap new hair instead, I deserve some attention for looking like a twat right?...
www.b3ta.com/board/9430085

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

I'm sexfused.

continually.

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

pervert!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

prior peversion prevents piss poor paedophiles

or something

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

HHAHAHAHAHAH

i may have to borrow that

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

i'm sexlexic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

it's better than being sexileptic

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Im very angry at the world, heres one of my many evilized teletubbies

(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

tbh

I think yours is less evil than the original.

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Ratsta, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

That's brilliant

A friz-blog style fact: teletubbies first appeared twelve years ago.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

is this creepy weepy?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

happy b3taday

heres some dragons i did ages ago

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

oooooooohhhhhhh

nicely

(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

0_0

i could watch this till my eyes bleed
thanks :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

awesome stuff!

Yay for Dragons

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

these are superb!

that's how dragons should be

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

no.. creepy weepy is my penis.

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

i thought that was limpy wimpy ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

depends on how many ciders I've had.

ye swine :D

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

heheheh

have you tried magner's pear cider? it's quite nice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

nicht

better than koppaberg?

I'm not the biggest fan of their apple cider though, magners I mean.. it is all about the westons old rosie :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

If I was angry at the world

I would staple gun this to my forehead and parade around on the Circle Line, with some kind of telescopic device on my head

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

me and ian the inhaler like to fight back at asthma

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

*froths*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

nicely :)

still nto as sinister as www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatccHVfuhA&feature=PlayList&p=7163C51AD5D31DE5&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=43

but then richard d. james generally has a fair advantage.

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

inspired whilst waiting for the alarm to go off.

click for 300k if you wish.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

*keels over and dies*

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

sweet dancing grandma!

that's some powerful punnage!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Thank you and hapy b3taday

:)

(no dragon I'm afraid, sorry)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

thanks :)

dragons are not compulsory, i just really like them!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Spangtastic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

bad person :D

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

hello!

(meepmeep is, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

*reveals self*

*turns off*
;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Oof!

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..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

this is top

*clicks*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

[some damn fine punnage!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

beautiful

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spiny - things are looking up, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

That is gold!

FPFPFPFPFPFP!!!

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

That bloody kangaroo!

What a total arsehole!

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crab_bloke), Thu 7 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Hahaha YAY

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

get him!

excellent place to hide out for an ambush

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crab_bloke), Thu 7 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

The thing is that people keep running off that roof to get eaten by the shark

will they ever learn? Will the shark eat too many of these similar looking people?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

We'll just have to keep watching

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

tuna all look the same

but the sharks keep eating them ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Tuna do not look all the same

I had a tin of John West Tuna and it looked nothing like the tin of Princess Tuna!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

silly maiden!

sharx do not eat tinned tunas, they eat the real swimmy ones!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Sharks do not have tin openers then?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

their fins are too small, they'd have the tin in one fin, the tin opener in the other, but the two would never meet. it's quite sad, really.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

They should invest in an electric tin opener

you know the one with the magnetic thingy that holds the can whilst it's being opened.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

ah, yes

but electrical gadgets in salt water? that's just asking for trouble!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Ah yes this is true I didn't think this through

perhaps the sharks could move to into a house or something you know on dry land?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

maybe they could hire someone

to open the tins for them, then dump the tuna into their open mouths. there are plenty of sunken ships down there, so treasure is abundant, the sharks would have no trouble paying.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

They would if they could use a tin opener

but their opposable thumbs make it impossible.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

most tuna is dolphin friendly

sharks are not.
nor am i.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

haha O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

Never mind the kangaroo

... what about that bloody shark!

This made me giggle :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

hahahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

haha but that's bigger than the Universe Mr Crab Bloke tsk! tsk!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

heheheh

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

fan-bloomin'-tastic :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

Haha

I was thinking of something to do with this gif, nice one :)

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

erm.. a bit on the big side isn't it?

but nicely all the same.

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

hahahaha

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

woo!

i bloody love sharks :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

You!

Scroll down!

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

okay

EDIT: woo to the motherfucking hoo! that is awesome!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

Thank you - I'm happy you like it.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

i do!

i love dragons :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Congrats on staying on this website for two whole years!

*internet hugs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

*hugs back*

thanks! honestly, i've got nowhere else to go ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Yay :)

Happy candle day; have a slightly alarmed moment:

Click for bigger (131 kb)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

YOU ARE COAXING THE LEOPARDS INTO THE LEOPARD OVEN! YOU BASTARD.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

Leopard Pasty!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

they're away for a brew

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

They have to go out for their own milk?

Fucking cost cuts!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Awwww... there you are!

You lovely man.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Terry is the world's best person, to the right

CFB^

Taken by the reclusive Bad Manners

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Aww

"Oi, put my mate down!"

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Sister/brother

It was amazing how jealous they would get if Terry picked one of them up!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

*huge hugs*

Completely top, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

fuck

yeah

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

leopard milk?

more nutritious than cow's milk, but a fuck of a lot harder to get!

also, thanks :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

;)

Happy candle day lovely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

*glee*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Fantastic

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

nicely dynamited ma'am :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

thankee :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

fucking huge.

I wish that I could do what the fuck I liked on b3ta :(

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

The glory of a mac

in the paws of an idiot, is you can't check :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

I don't think you can check on Google Chrome either (not obviously by right-clicking, anyway)

And that is why it will never be adopted by b3tans.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

Hahah

It's all instinct these days, and if I can be bothered to respond :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

lucky you

I'm in the middle of this.

Click for bigger (379 kb)

What are the chances it all goes nice and smooth and everything works without a hitch? Nil, that's what they are. Nil.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

That the Windows 7 RC?

I love their way of making it temporary. I think next March or something it starts shutting itself down automatically every 2 hours.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

Yeah but to be fair

That's longer than they have ever allowed an RC to run in the past. I'll have a licence when it's available so it won't concern me.
I have it on 2 other computers but they were clean installs. This is my first upgrade and is my main, everyday PC with about 1TB of installed programs. I just know it's gonna fall on it's arse and cause me great anguish.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

Gawd, that's brave.

How is it on the clean installs? I've heard mixed reviews.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

It's been excellent.

I've had the b3ta on test for ages. I had to re-install that as there is no upgrade from b3ta and I have it on a dual core AMD similar to this one and it's been sweet, not a single driver hunt and it's on in about 12 seconds and off in 4.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

hark at me 'b3ta' I'm like pavlov's dog when I type.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

Arf

Sounds good, I may investigate.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

you can

come on, get naked!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

again?

happy candles. I've been busier than a Thai pimp on the school holidays so picture is delayed.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

heheheh

no rush ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

you're a big enough cunt as it is

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

Bwahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

[cunt him in the fuck barry!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

i could watch this forever!

BAM!

BAM!

BAM! :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

the proximity of this image to 1MB

should ensure that it ends up on the front page.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

it's all a God conspiracy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

The bastard!

*shakes fist*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

Haha :)

Top stuff prodge.

Anyone see the iSnort iPhone application?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j-DGrWry6k

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

hahahaha it's almost worth buying one, just for that ap

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I love "buddygunz"'s comment

"You fucking fat snake oil merchant. What kind of shit scam is this? I hope you and your family meet the grimmest of endings. No more than you deserve."

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

hahaha, he always had a special sense of humour ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

*applauds loudly from the wings*

Absolutely top work, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

surely that'd make the trails disappear faster rather than take longer?

:P

wooly :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

hahaha, this explains EVERYTHING!

:)

/didya see it today, didya didya didya?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

gonna watch it 20 mins :D

then maybe S.Darko afterwards

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Hahahahahahahahah

genius!

WOOO

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Hahaha top stuff!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

yay!

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Kaiser, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

i like this

but those fingernails are manky

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

Dragon for Smash Monkey, because she wanted some for her B3taday.

Happy candle!

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

A good question

And a good picture present.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Get in the line Dragon,

Discomeats needs his first!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

nicely drawn but im ris-ing

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

I think it's Smash Monkey's B3taday today and she wanted dragons

and Discomeats has cement issues.
How the two are connected I cannot say.
Unless...
Smash Monkey has his cement!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Well she is a scouser,

so she probably nicked it ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

You'd better duck

She has arrived!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

cheeky fecker!

i only steal men!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

thanks!

i still love your beepance :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8337897#post8337910

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

I brought you some cement but I ated it :(

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

You need to work on your Ms.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

I do; they often come out wrong.

My handwriting is awful anyway - I was never taught how to hold a pen properly and now it's far too late to change.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

Nice dragon

it's going to have to wait its turn for the cement though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

Yay Todd nice Dragon Art

bet Smash Monkey wil be pleased - Jesse made me a dragon which was sweet of him

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

this am also nice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

TOO MUCH BEER

BLAAAAAARGH

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

Arf!

I have a D&D red dragon figurine, and it has a translucent yellow plastic flame in its mouth. It looks as though it's doing a Sunny D yarch. (You can detach the flame if you want, which is nice.)

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

Oh, and if we're having a dragon thread here's a pearoast:

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

Someone, somewhere is sexually aroused by that.

I just thought I'd tell you that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

sick dragon!

*nurses better*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

Norfolk. lol.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I could now list hundreds, nay thousands of interesting places to see in Norfolk.

However, starting with the 'Fakenham Gas Museum' might not be the best start

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Hahahahahah

A gas museum?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

you betcha:

www.fakenhamgasmuseum.com/

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

...why?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

oh come ON

think of all those interesting historical gas facts you're currently missing out on.

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Ahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

In Northwich near me

there's a salt museum.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Woah!

That's superduper...interesting? ;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

Better than the museum down the road from me.

That is a Fan Museum.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

My Northamptonshire-based friend keeps telling me about their Shoe Museum

There is apparently a display titled "Shoe town new town"

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

So much history in Greenwich,

and they choose this :(

www.fan-museum.org/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Ha. If you're the "first and only" anything in the world, you're probably weird.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

True dat :)

It has been featured on shows like Flog It! and such a few times.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

We have the Wonder Museum.

Or had. It was a kids' place with a pirate ship and blocks and things of 'wonder'.

It alwaysalwayswalways reeked of piss.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

That is the problem with America.

Not enough history to have museums that are actually museums :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Hahahah

Well we have a natural history museum. It tells children all about how the settlers came and took befriended the Native Americans, before killing them and taking their land. x_x

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Fucking cunting Indian Givers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

Aaaand we never made them citizens,

but we did make them help us during WWII, by using the Navajo code talk, and even making them fight, I think.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

You did give them casinos and alcohol though,

which was nice of you.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

Well that's very true.

But we also gave them new diseases that they couldn't fend off.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

Swings and roundabouts.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

Turnpikes and highways.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Queenboros and Brooklyns.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Are we just saying things now?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

Swim bladders and Licensing Laws.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Oh Whoop, you big tease.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Quebec City had a huge month-long celebration last summer for its 400th anniversary

WOW imagine a place with four hundred whole years of history...

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

first in the norfolk thread again, mr a?

it looks like i won't be moving to norwich any time in the next few months now. father scotchjobmas came to visit yesterday :)

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

Pfft

There are lots of 'interesting' places, just none you'd want to go to.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Hahahahah

exactly XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Archie is so gonna to kick your arse!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Yeahh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

That's pretty mean

My house is quite interesting if something good is on the telly

(schrumpfen, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Hahahahah

So's mine, but no one wants to come to New jersey. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

NEWARK!

that be the town I'm living in.. obviously in a different country though.

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Nurk

that's how they've taught me to say it at least.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

I guess it's in habitants have more to worry about than the NG24 THUGz and the boldo soljaz though.

I love kids with spray cans.

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

We have really shit grafitti in our town.

It's just like...kids tying to be cool, 'tagging' shops and stuff. It's just dumb.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Newark, NJ is probably the most God foresaken hole

I have ever been to :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

I take it wiping your own arse doesn't count as being there then?

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

LOL!

Seriously, it is horrible :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

your poor botty :(

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

LOL!

Apparently the place I was working in Newark had the highest concentration of Heroin addicts in the whole of America. WIN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Ever been to Camden, NJ?

I guarantee you it's worse. It was rated the most dangerous city in America for like 3 years straight.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

*googles*

You win ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

Hahahahah

Hell yeah. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

all sat in a room

permenantly thinking REALLY FUCKING HARD

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Oh, I was gonna say...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Don't say that

Lots of people go to Newark airport before very quickly going to NY...

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Yeah, exactly.

Newark is disgusting, Elizabeth smells like...I don't even know what, the shore is full of guidos...need I go on?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

I am picturing the acidic Paul Staines lying on the shore, helpless, like a beached whale

Very few people will know who he is, which is a good thing.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Hahahahahah

No, our guidos are less like that, and more like

this.
And this.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

PHWOAR

*rubs thighs*

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

so like ganguro but with out the charm of being japanese

fake tan for the lose :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Ganguro?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

japanese subculture

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&sa=1&q=ganguro&aq=f&oq=

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Fuck!

That's very strange, and scary. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Do they at least grow fantastic beards and try to blow shit up?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

guidos?

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/9429778

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

I think at that distance an arrow pointing upwards would surfice

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Well...yeah.

But...I wanted to do that x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

NFN

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

olol

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

You seem to have made some kind of joke based image.

Are you unwell?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Actually, I am.

But no, I'm fine. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

I don't get it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'm sick,

but not in the way Jeru means.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

i meant the image

why you sick?
edit : WTF?! cartoon NSFW

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

ooooh.

Well cuz Norfolk is just...Norfolk. Non-interesting. :]
And just getting over strep throat.

WTF? XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

when was the last time you where in norfolk?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Shhhhh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

I'm a place of interest in norfolk and so's my wife.

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

Yeah you're the gas museum and you're wife's faken'am!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

*applauds*

I do have a lot of flatulance but you fall down on the fact that I'm actually faking my wife.

get more accuracy in your barbs.

:P

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Broad?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

FUck you,

you're in Newark!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

BADDA! BING! is in newark innit?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

Newark, Notts.

Not Newark, NJ you silly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

............SAME THING!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

not for much longer :)

although I'll be in the west midlands. and still not norfolk.

but I don't have to be in norfolk to be norfolk..

silly fake cockney :D

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

Mockney?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

Balls to you ginge!

I have said it before and I will say it again, I was born in Kent and do not claim to be a cockney :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

you say that now.. but how are you at canasta

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

As a Norfolklorian, I find this offensive

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

You're Dutch.

Hush up. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

He's my official spokesman

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

Ahhh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

It's a lovely place :)

Even Norwich - it even states it's 'A Fine City' on the signs...
it has to

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Pfft

I like that, not going over the top in its self-congratulation

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Hahahah

And New Jersey's sign says 'The Garden State' but I've never seen a single farm... XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

Is it because it's where the vegetables live?

Sorry, there's some lovely places there.
My boss's house for example. *fawn fawn*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Hahahahahah

I've never seen a lovely place here. ;D

Though we have some cool abandoned buildings. There's a freaky burnt house with half the furniture still in it, right down the road from me, there's Skillman, and there's some weird place on the way to my guitar teacher's house.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

Oh, I really can't claim compendious knowledge,

but my bosses place was really lovely, lots of trees and stuff. I'd love to live in a place like that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

Oh, okay, cool.

Where abouts is your boss?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

Somewhere near they filmed the house of Tony Soprano

Eeek! I can't help any further than that - drunkenness was involved. Great ride down on the freeway from Manhattan in my colleagues Z3, though...

I'm sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

Ahahahah

I think I know near where you mean, though. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Thank you!

If you have a moment, gaz me the location - that was a looooong night, I'd love to actually know!

*remembers the hang-over*
Dear God.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

All of your state nicknames are silly

Mississippi is 'The Magnolia State', right? 48 thousand square miles of beige. Fucking hell.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

And, lest we forget, a nexus for the KKK

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Hahahahah

I have never been to Mississippi. I've only ever been to two states, not counting NJ, but I've driven through a good portion of the East coast, on the way to Florida. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

Is Florida as full of old people as they say?

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Yepp.

Lots of them. And people on rollerblades, oddly.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

Cor, that Nuts and Zoo money goes far

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

hahaha, just NUTS these days ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

im looking at norfolk here on google earth,cracking fields ourlad!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Well, I like the big skies.

Just a thought.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

and you like space pottery,dont you grunty?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Well, that's also true.

I'll get my coat.

Edit: It also reminds me of home... :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

make some more space pottery now,i command you

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Oh, I can't...

Some ginger swivel-eyed blue-collar bigoted gits have expressed their disapproval....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

huh? who?....

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

Let's just say he's swivel-eyed, ginger, short, rather blue collar, and very hung up on himself.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Pasanonic?

He can't see this or nuthin' anyways, he has me on ignore. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

and why is he ignoring you?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

dont stop making pics because some bellend doesnt like them,fuck 'em!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

You're very kind, sir

:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

i've noticed in my 11 months of being here some people try so hard to be a "cunt"

its quite laughable because you can see they are trying so hard,hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

You lovely chap!

You have completely made my evening.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

ive just had a cup of tea and im listening to dier straits,so im happy tonight

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Rape those zombie mothers...

(Anal Baby You Smell, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Your name + that message subject... I'm quite glad I'm redexing.

edit: aha, not as bad as I thought it'd be :). Some nice font work, not sure about the suspended zombie with exposed arse

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

My thoughts exactly :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

oioi :)

how's your foot?

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

What's with his foot??

Someone tell me!!

/Radiohead video

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

I was playing football,

kicked the ball and followed through and kicked my sister. Tore my ligaments and damaged the soft tissue. Didn't I tell you before?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Not heard any details apart from it was hurt.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

You poo'd yourself while playing sprot?

Eep
Edit: I am sorry for your hurty bits though, honest.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

but but but but

zombie mothers need raping too :(

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Well if you're gonna zombie rape they need to be suspended

(Anal Baby You Smell, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

i have a bad feeling about this...

*shuts eyes

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Have it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

<img src = "cunting html" />

Those bloody HTML tags!!!!!!

(Anal Baby You Smell, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

i miss these

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

*vows to bust out more woos in the future*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

"You just fucked a zombie, son, don't have a party just yet."

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

Asses here...
Ammo here...
Lube here...

(Anal Baby You Smell, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

on a different note, there is another fantasticlly helpful diet programme on channel4

*sarcasm*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

*whistles*

DaveDees:DozyFreakyThick&Kitschillustrations.com

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

Perfect timing.

/Just spazzed back.

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

H aha ha!

Nicely sir :D

So what was this list you spoke of the other day?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

I'll try and get it over to you soon

/all new media etc. Full list of everything I have

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Sweet :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

I like bacon

b3ta.com/links/DRUM_AND_BASS_BAPTISTS_ha_ha_ha :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

SHIT!

the barium salts have made him invisible :O!

WEAR FUKT!

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

DA TROOT IS OUT DERE

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Beautiful.

That is all.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

It's a good thing he doesn't know how much you hate his guts

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

hahahaha :) *hearty lols*

I must say this for Mr. Nipppp's post below. It's good to see something new from him, specifically done for this site.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Yes I thought that

but it's all so....negative.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

You have a good point there

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

oh noes

chemtrails have eaten the man with the tinfoil hat

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Hahahahaha, you've actually made that bandwagon funny.

I'm sexily adjusting my pert asian breasts as I type this.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

PROOF SHEEPLE PROOF - YOU WANT PROOF I HAVE THE PROOF YOU NEED.... WAKE UP!!!

www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/barry_attacks.html

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

hahaha, that is frickin' awesome :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

yay!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

this

Wow, I'm popular with the nutjobbb... :D

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

5 of the shadowy 6 have been revealed

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

Shall we make a really dramatic looking poster of us all standing a line like the magnificent seven?

Preferably with bunsen burners and books with 'FUCKING SCIENCE' written on them.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I'm robing up with my masonic gear as we speak

*and putting a tin foil hat on, just to confuse the conspiractorial nutjobs

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

It would have to include a Skug Dinosaur for it to be real SCIENCE

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

I'm going to take a picture of myself in my coat now looking all dramatic.

Possibly with a massive sledgehammer with cunthammer written on it in tipex if I can find one.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

You could 'shop the words onto it in the style of Catnipppp's perfect Photoshopped text

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

TRUEFACTS TM!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Who is the Sixth?

I see a movie in the making by the bloke who made the DaVinci Code.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

You are indeed please share your secret of being able to irritate the insane - please.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

just reply to his gazzes

it seems to do the trick

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

since I hardly ever argued with him, I can only guess this pissed him off :)

b3ta.com/board/9421856

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

The truth is out there - hahaha

I was going to do one with Catnipppp waking up screaming and then running to his computer to blog about the sticky white alien secretion he found in his bed and how it make his "little weewee wand" go all stiff and that the sticky substance had to be alien because he knew of no such substance on Earth.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

the 'alien contactee' side has now fully fleshed out Dees for me

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Hahaha, no way, really?

What is he a fucking psychosis themepark or something?

There's so many rides....

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

here we are:

www.b3ta.com/board/9151471
and
b3ta.com/board/9422339

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Hahaha, missing memory, cuts and bruises.

Hello Mr. Obviously Multiple Personlity Deesorder.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

Stopping to think about it for a second,

it's a little bit alarming to think we're pushing him ever closer to the inevitable nervous breakdown.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Second inevitable nervous breakdown shirley.

Most people just go hippy, he obviously went the extra mile after he vocally quit his corporate job.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

that's what THEY wanted him to do...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

He's still working though

www.creativeshake.com/profile.html?MyUrl=daviddees

Much enjoying his website. The whole "entire page as 1 jpg" thing is so early 90s.

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chthonic, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

That's true but he really isn't helping himself by continuing to post his crackpot theories

something tells me he's beyond the nervous breakdown stage and well off into David Icke territory of trying to accumulate more follows to his theories in order to justify his own sanity - if he can convince people to believe in him then he feels safe that he's sane and the world is mad - just like David Icke who's very public nervous breakdown only compounded his neurosis and he painted himself into a corner which he thinks he can get out of with more and more outrageous claims - it's a vicious cycle.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

aye, you're right

as you say, he doesn't do himself any favours, or indeed the 'causes' he supposedly represents by his actions and demeanour.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Dr Catnipppp and Mr Dees

Mmmuuurururhahahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Did you know the illuminati torched his Max & Paddy Camper Van?

you think I'm kidding?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZZ9UcsSdDM&feature=channel_page

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

Blimey - so it must be true either that or he really does have a split personality

and set fire to it himself.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Sweden - famous home of sinister conspiracies.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

it made the news there :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

"Twat's gayhut set on fire, local community refuses to comment."

I'm fairly sure that's what the video report said. I did swedish at school you know, they're all just germans with a blocked nose.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

see if you can translate this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGet39CjYLg

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

No chance.

No mere man can translate David Dees, he is a language onto himself. One mostly composed of bollocks.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Hmm

I believe there are aliens among us. I hope that doesn't make me a nutter.
That aside, reading those links makes me almost pity him but his arrogance just makes him an irritant.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

that's what gets me

I'm quite open to a lot of beliefs, and know the world is in a right old state.
I just don't need it rammed down my throat on a site where I come to get away from the inevitable day to day life.
His gaz exchanges have shown nothing except he is very insecure, unable to form coherent or logical arguments. Resorts to childish name calling when he doesn't understand something (or completely ignores it) and basks in the glory of a handful of internet nutters who send him fan emails, which he doesn't shut up about.
It's pitiful. I'd ignore him, but the replies he gets are worth their weight in comedy gold at times.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Did you not see the link that has Catnipppp AKA Dees

saying that aliens cut his chin in the night to take samples and left blood on the pillow and the cut was obviously from a laser as it was a clean cut - well the facts speak for themselves!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Of course those famous lasers which cut skin without cauterising.

It's all so obviously now!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

pfffft

You can see more of it under black light too - more proof of its paranormal origin

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Hahaha

I giggled even more at your website address.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

hehehe cheers :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

Ahhhhhhhh!

de-ris

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

who writes their name on their razor?

this Occam fellow is clearly a complicated and bizarre person

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Or maybe he doesn't want it stolen

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Evil-Ex stole my razor :(

beautiful tortoishell handle..probably for the best..I cut myself to ribbons tryng to shave with it.

Woo for the pic :D

and sorry for posting and naffing off earlier to those who responded.Electricity ran out!

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

I lost my straight edge razor at an airport, after getting it (unintentionally) through at least 5 scanners.

but I can't get them to work anyway, they just don't seem to cut very well.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

took me a while to get the hang of it.Gave up trying for a while because I got sick of the stinging pain every time I got it wrong.

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

That fella who owns that football team has his name on his razor.

That George Gillet fella.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Mr. Fusion Mach-Elite Turbofucker?

(

Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

That'd be the one :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

pfft

occam's conspiracy of razors!

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

I added a comment to that chemtrail link below

and I now fear for my safety - should I invest in an anti-tinfoil device?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Naaah

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

invest the other component of thermite..

they'll run away screaming
btw ..if david Ike grips your shit,check out shaylertv on youtube sometime...wow..just fucking wow.

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

No I'm not a conspiracy nut

my reply to the chemtrails vid was to tell them they are talking shit.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Allegedly,tinfoil hats can actually trap radio frequencies.The same frequencies the us gov use.Some MIT students tested the effectiveness of tinfoil hats.I had a link,didn't save itshould be easy to find if antone cares.I thought it was pretty ironic :D

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Pretty sharp !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

keep up tulip ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9429499

I read your bits to catnipppp, he is such a twat

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I thought the bash would be an excellent start to the english leg of the tour

I'll phone the beach boys

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

The Zombie Beach Boys :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

The ones that aren't dead

One?

Anyone not dead?

Cheeky Girls?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

the cheeky girls are vampires, all be it shit ones

will there be lots of drugs and will we write a book and make loads of money?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

A book AND a video.

A video of me taking drugs and subsequently turning all normal.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

A video of us both taking drugs with two manky whores and a racist midget

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Dude, we totally RAWK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

I saw a midget the other day, I had to stop myself going up to him and ask him if has thought about bumping himself off

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

Hahaha ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

Seems like you've read 'Bad Wisdom' by that guy from the KLF? :)

Or, come to think of it, seen "In Bruges", but no matter anyway.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

IN Bruges win :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

You got it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I was so pleasantly surprised

when I finally watched that. What a terrific film!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

Best film for years :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

Aye, definitely up there.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

And a nazi!

HitlerLOL!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

I'll dump this here

Night all

take care

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I love you Occam

(

ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

I tried to shave myself with occam's razor but it didn't work as it's simpler to just grow a beard.

nicely :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

But growing a beard introduces an extra component, thus complicating the situation.

Have a shave, you hippy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

but...

the inclusion removes many more :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

always the best argument

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

Am I still a bandwagon?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

pfff!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

Who is Mstandot?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

He's a famous b3tan lesbian magnet.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

No he isn't

I've gone out with one and shagged her, the lesbians love me :)

But that was all messy and she used me to find out if she was a lezzer or not

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

I did say 'a'

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

I am thee lesbian magnet :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

I'm afraid the antics of one confused lesbian is not sufficient to reach this conclusion

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

and the others :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

(Frogb3at, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

someone has a crush

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

there's a BARREL outside

there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT IN IT, NOT EVEN AT THE BOTTOM

(

Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

Hopefully two!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Hahaha

You poor deluded fool :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

And the dyke's a dick !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

Hahahaha

well played

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

If you can't beat 'em...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

I'm sorry I didn't shop you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

I'm not.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

Oof!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

Oh go on then.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

This ^

I like a lot!

(semi pro : explorer, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice one :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

hello beetles

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

Cor, that's lully!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9429499

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

it didn't compress very nicely

sharper one here

www.b3tards.com/u/ead180058c505fc363ce/grassbox2.png

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

That's even better!

Cheers, I needed a new wallpaper anyway

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Pleased to meat the beetles !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

Creepy crawlies!!

Arrgh!

Brillio

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

gosh yes!

is that cf?

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

yep :D

tell me if you want the codez

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

Neat . . . could you gaz the codez to me too ?

Looks like fun !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Cor thas lully right there!

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..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

Just popped in there... bindun?

(Daimonion, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Yes, mechanical man, fucking fix it

I've got me next rental on the way, The Dark Knight coming on blu-ray :) Now I just need me laptop to watch it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

Hahaha

"Fuck it I'll have to call the AA."

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owensanity, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

haha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

ha ha ha!!

How true -- I am certain now that Data is a Symantec/Norton product.

Just do your f**king job, and quit patting yourself on the back.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

^with bells on

How long would you like me to quit patting myself on the back?

Are you sure?

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

Hahahah indeed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

haha! Aceness

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

Teehee!

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..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

^^fantastic

Love the transporter bit.

(tuwile, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

awesome!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

hahahah

perfect

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

"Oi Data, what are you - the fucking narrator?"

piss off you plastic lump of shit

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

"Make it so, you twat!"

haha I wish Star Trek NG had been this funny.

BTW I replied to that Chemtrails video on YouTube - I will now be attacked by millions of sad bastards in tinfoil hats!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

It was, well for me it was, as I took the piss out of it most of the time

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

Yes it was pretty ridiculous I much preferred Deep Space Nine

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

O_O O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

Enjoyed the well written ones, took the piss out of the silly ones,

esp the ones that used never-heard-of-before-or-since nonsense tech to get out of the problem...

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..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

But if we just invert the sub-atomic mimlam particle array to coincide with the techyon

parallax spanner continuum then we might just be able to reserve the process and be home for tea and biscuits.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

"earl grey hot"

"I am not grey, you bald cunt. But I do like you and probably would if you asked nicely!"

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

Its the one I grew up with, so it is the one l like the most

Apart from the Data esp, which were all the same

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

I grew up with Babylon 5 a far far far superior Sci-Fi series.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

It smells of wee

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Oo how can you say Babylon5 smells of wee it was cutting edge graphics

better than ST-NG and that came much later and with a bigger budget.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

hahahah

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Stargate!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

I have no idea why I made this...

it's not exactly up-to-the-minute!

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..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

pfffft :)

Hans is tripping out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

me neither

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

I like the "Rip roaring action in the alps" bit :)

I.E. it is shit inside

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

FRESH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

at the weekend

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

What?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Get fresh at the weekend

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

And that would be what? A Band? An album?

A Song?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeD9tsIo_vA

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Christy!

Nings

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Nings old man

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Likewise, I have no idea why I ever made this

I like yours

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

He looks a bit like one the doctors up at the surgery

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

I have no idea who he is

I want to find him and tell him he's been a very small internet hit these last three years.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

I bet you end up finding him in prison for kiddy fiddling

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Bet you a fiver he's very dutch

/edit: oooh a new post by catnipppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

A fiver on him being Spanish

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Let's find him

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

A European tour?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

Supported by the Beach Boys

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

will there be cheese, booze and women?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

Of course.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

When do we start?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

"calm down tulip"! heehee. what a tool that guy is.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

Haha, he's such a card

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

hahahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

Don't you mean Gordon Brown

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

Does

Gordon lie?

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Does he ever tell the truth?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Yes.

He once said "We spend more on cows than the poor."
on the subject of European agricultural subsidies.

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Cows are nicer then people

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

why do we make ANYTHING?...It's just silly!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

I just went and read some latest QOTW posts for the first time ever (normally I only browse the best of at the end of week)

So many of them are really as boring as everyone says. Maaan.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

Saddam the dancing cat.

Makes purrfect sense!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 7 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

moment of inanity

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

"SCATTAH!"

:D
Edit: Goodnight all. Wife's calling...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

'night

Don't forget to get a note from your mum explaining your absence.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

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