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# Joe Swanson as Captain Christopher Pike...


Previously:
Spock - Stewie
Bones - Brian
Orion Slave Girl - Lois
More to come...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# hahaha
that's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# These are fab
And I don't even like Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# oooh, you underhanded bitch
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# pffft...
Yes, I ordered the saucer of milk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Beep Beep
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# yesh !
but why does he have an organ on this head? Is it mutated?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# beep *blinky light*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Marvellous!
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# When did you start doing this drawing milarki?
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Fanbloodytastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hello
how are you feeling today?
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Blee. *hug* not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# hahhaha; these are so uttelry brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# all brilliant
awaits next one with glee
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Christ. How did I miss these?
Awesomesville.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Top stuff :)
Can't wait to see Quagmire as Kirk and Loretta as Ohura :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Peter will be Kirk :)
/Quagmire I have down as a 'R-andorian'
giggedy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# heh heh, alriiiiiiiiiiight
You've got me thinking about these now... who could be Chekov (sp?) Chris?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# chris would be a good scotty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Chris was my original choice, as I coudn't think of anything for him, then it struck me:
Nurse Chris-tine Chapel

As for Chekov, still working on that. List as follows:

Peter - Kirk (There's a great image of peter on an armchair I'm using as a guide for the captain's chair)
Lois - Green Skinned Sexy Alien
Stewie - Spock
Brian - Bones
Meg - Red Shirt Ensign
Loretta - Uhura
Tricia Takanawa - Sulu
Chris - Nurse Chris-tine Chapel
Cleveland - Klingon
Quagmire - A 'Rand-orian'
Herbert - Sarek
Adam West - Khan
Joe Swanson - Christopher Pike (in wheelchair)
Ollie - Another Klingon
Chicken - The Gorn
Tom Tucker (or his son) - Chekov
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Adam West as Khan?
I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# It was either him or Herbert as Khan,
West just seemed to fit better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Adam West is perfect for Khan
Remember the Klingon looked like right fairy boys in the old days, none of that TNG roughness here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Well, I'm halfway through Cleveland at the mo
and the more 'well known' Klingon appearance is being adopted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Fair enough, he'd probably just look like a pimp without a pasty head anyway
I drew Herbert in my dad's birthday card a few weeks back (thinking he wouldn'y know who it is, just think i was ripping it out of his age).

Him "Isn't that the paedo from Family Guy?"
Me "......."
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha :)
*silence ensues*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# He did find it funny though
luckily!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# who's R-andorian?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# The andorians...
andorian

R-and, as in 'randy'..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha yes!

see's it now :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Although I am not necessarily replying to all of these, I assure you I am clicking "I Like This!"
Because I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# very much ^this
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# thank you both :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Quite wonderful!
Would make smashing T-shirts *clicks* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# YEAH!
do Meg do Meg!!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# fan bloody mazing!
woo sir

wacom?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# No, it's just the way i'm sitting ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# have an educational post


Click for bigger (28 kb)

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# How much?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# 10 DORRA!!



sorry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# but I only have four dollah with me
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# So, what is the difference then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# A good morning to you sir!

/edit: it seems my good morning wishes were my 70000th post.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Indeed

*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Happy 70k
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# one was visited by an uninvited American
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# haven't we all
Morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Is the one on the left
the one who had nudie pics on her PC that were nicked by a repairman?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I really need to get me some coffee now

Now I'm reading that as 'the one who had nudie pics on her PC that were nickednamed repairman.jpg'

I don't know how I managed to do this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha...
you need to lie down in a darkened room for ten minutes

Just seen that you're bashbound, sir!

Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# the background
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Me love you long time!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# pfft!
i would know the difference...


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# too soon
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Vanessa May, in Morecambe, ?????
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# she needed new strings for her violin...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Vanessa May?
But probably won't
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# ask her nicely and she will
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a... (cont p.94)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# now that would be an annoying ringtone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# it would
*downloads*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# *downloads*
*annoys*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# i have "blankety blank"
which must be excrutiating for other people... :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I currently have "The Penthouse Suite"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrHHzEyu8yo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# haha sweet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Oh yeah
Gonna have to do something with that
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Mine says
'Get back ya bastard! I'll break y'legs BEEEEEEEEP'

Name the show! Go on!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I have the Blockbuster theme music
which is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# My text alert
Is the first few bars of Rudi A Message To You

My phone alert is Get It Together by the Beasties,
because of Q-Tip's line "phone is ringing - oh my God."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# ming lee!
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# morning
(cjvaughan cats, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Yes, we know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Hiya!
I'm off to the kitchen. Fancy a brew?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Yes please
and hi!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Righto
*brews*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# It is a cool brew, not your personal blather brew huh?
*eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# It's hot, steaming and brown
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I'll take it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Is it Real Photo Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# didn't you post this yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Nope
That was a different numpty
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# this is why I hate camera phones...it gives idiots an excuse to photograph any old rubbish

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# You sir, are a wanker. Now piss off. There's a good chappy.
'ningles all less one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# dickmonkey!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Floppy cocky
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# do you have the knitting pattern for this?
my nan would love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Yes, we know
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Welcome to the internet.
*Awaits Steve*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I once had backdoor sex with the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA: "Coffee Kiss"
brilliant!

Hahhahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I saw this yesterday
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I saw 'that' yesterday
he was fine
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# "the other" isn't much to look at
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# "they" was sick
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# no glass
no cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# LOL. INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I am going to start using the phrase "That is Minges Coffee" to describe something that is old news.
Please join me.

JOIN ME
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I missed the rush
do you have any vacancies left?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Yes, marvellous, kthnxby
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# The second coming of christ


This time he is a she and she wants sexy tiems!

*sorry for unshoppedness*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Jesus is using some terrible spelling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# you try typing with holes in your hand!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# tries
no problem
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# daleks try to be nice, but it's difficult for the poor things

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# This would make me watch that film
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# you just want to see a nun massacre
admit it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# who doesn't?
as long as they are sexy nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# hahahahahha! hell yeah!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Solar-powered for the new millenium
(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Usualy steam powered.
And obselete.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Son Neston?
You're doing it wrong. Solar power comes from the sun, not the son of the company's founder.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I really don't understand this picture
am I retarded :(
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I only noticed this very moment. Above the driver's seat a thin strip of things which look like solar panels has been added.
Subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# The background looks like it's been cloned too.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Cor, how did I miss that. Cloned to oblivion.
The mystery deepens. It's so ambiguous I'm starting to laugh. Maybe that's the plan.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# AAARRGGGHHHH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF THESE CLONED BACKGROUNDS!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Return of the clones!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# It's not as unlikely as it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# i love this time on a thursday
it's guess the competition time...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# steampunk twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# that would almost make sense
haven't we done shit new inventions before?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I think we have
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Mutated pig hamsters?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I'm sorry I seem to have one of my brainfuses burned out today
...it may have something to do that I'm going to see star trek tonight in I-max
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Is this
Neston as in South Wirral?
(Snake (on a) Crane FKA thwack, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha, YES!
5+1 speakers AND a cat carrier? You are spoiling us customers.

*Orders eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Feature-packed value for money.
But who is the menacing figure looming in the glamorous, concave reflection?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Spoon is from Wiki and is the photographer.
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Soup_Spoon.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# NSFW!
(Well, my employer doesn't want me to see it, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# hehehehe
I like this... but I'm not sure I understand the challenge (maybe it's early).

It appears perilously close to useless inventions?
Or companies branching into other areas?
Or any number of previous challenges.

Can someone exoplain it in words of one silly bull, ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# "Yes" to all, but with a focus on Hi-Tech solutions.
Or at least that's the gist of what I got from the instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# As far as I can tell
It's to reinvent existing products with simple functions and make them perform ludicrously advanced tasks or be laden with superfluous gadgetry.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I think this one counts, but there will be a lot of inflatable dart boards, underwater hairdriers and lead lilos etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Just do some funny pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# That'll be a first for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# So is it bye bye baggies at the weekend?
I feel the fightback may have come too late
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I'm looking at it like this:
next season is FUN FUN FUN all the way. Despite it not being on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I think I'll wait for one that's also compatible with rice.

It'll be SWEET
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# I'd like a runcible model myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Spork!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# hahahahah! yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# omnononom
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# hahah
the worlds most awesome of spoons
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Morning all
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# COCK THURSDAY!


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(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Didn't work on Tuesdays, not going to work on Thursdays
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# C'mon don't be such a weener
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Cock (insert day of your choice here) is shit. Give it up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# There's a cock for every day of the year
I'm taking the fight on another level

How's your 'ning today?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# my 'ning is well sir, as I trust yours is?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# HELL YEAH
Sitting here in my awesome office, wanking the day away. Hurray for having a penis and a job! HURRAY HURRAY HURRAY
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# How about Cock Wednesday?


But that would have been better yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# :O

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# did you really have to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Waiting for my laptop to turn up, i want it now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Gaz?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# glad I'm not the only one who thought that :)
mornin' fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
# How's your good self, you fine figure of a man?
Are you coming to London?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# still up in the air at the mo,
fingers crossed yes, but won't know for sure until a few days beforehand
Really hoping to make it, loved last years :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Good stuff...
I'm a knife edge myself.
I'm planning too, but I may have to pull out at the last minute.

Hoepfully not, though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# wants Fridge Raiders now for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I wante to be free

(de-RIS: it's a moustache flying away)
(NudeAvenger likes to eat rocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
# ...uh...
I have no idea but your username is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:34, archived)
# This speaks directly to the American citizen deep down in my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
# eh? ya lost me... Too much madness for 8:30 in the morning!
'ningles everyone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# nings stevie!
You can never have too much madness
madness
they call it madness
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
# haha, true.....
nings Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Are you the oddly missing evilstevie?
Or a different Steve altogether?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# neither, I am Frederik Gustaven Von Braumenschwitter
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Oh, Fred. It's you.
Hello.

Can I have my lawnmower back now, please?

I've been knocking your door, but nobody answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# New shit
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/


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(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Do you smoke, Paul?

SRSLY is it ok to sit down to piss I heard it makes your peeny go back inside your body.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
# ....
Paul?
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:32, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWBOC0nkYow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Now that's just unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
#
Enjoy this trip
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:23, archived)
# fucking love you
On similar lines the 12" of Beat Dis was the last thing on my MP3 player on the way to work this morning.
Today will be a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
# It will be the
END OF DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
# With all this swine flu malarky
you'd think these guys would make a comeback
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I was thinking of getting one like that
I already have the Vicks *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I love the smell of Vicks in the morning....
Smells like... a chesty cough
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Oooh I ahve to find that now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I got the trots for youuuu
Poo poopoo poo poopoopoo doo doo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
# ah I love sit down wees
you get to read a magazine without the poo smell
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
# yer doin it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:09, archived)
# DS on the loo for me
Ive played the whole of Gunstar Heroes over several poo sessions, marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:10, archived)
# ^ Rob?


EDIT: Ooo sorry... NINGALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:38, archived)
# ha!
how very civilised! :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:22, archived)
# I thought it said 'new shirt' for a moment there
And I thought about what kind of person would want that on a t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:24, archived)
# I would pay for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8hrIwPLR00
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
# lift your head up high and blow your brains out
tadadadadada
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Haha
Mope's still my favourite though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Hmmmmm nope, I like boom:
Yea I stole your beat but that's cause you dropped it
Crude as oil unrefined but slick
I'm gonna get you from behind like a gay convict
Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch
You're Spiro Agnew and I'm the Dick you answer to
You're sweating like a watermelon at a Baptist bar-b-cue
Sneaking up like celery yeah I'm stalking
I squeak like Stephen Hawkings yeah but I'm walkin'
Nose to ground so this Bloodhound will sniff and follow it
I hope you choke on your pride when I make you swallow it
Screaming like a Mimi when you see me coming near you
Like a Kenny Loggins' record no one's ever gonna to hear you
Like a game of hide and seek it's all over if I see ya
Cause your yellower than tinkle and you'll be running like diarrhea
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Or this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkEHFJbTeOI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Yeah, that's great too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# After seeing the shit that River Island and Burtons sell
I'd say there's a market for ANY t-shirt design
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
# hahahaah
luxury!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:33, archived)
# will there be a spin off product for us girlies?
nicely drawn pic BTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# I've seent his in real-life
classy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# have you seen the queues to the ladies??????
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# we already do that
I want a product that enables me to spray piss liberally on walls and floors please
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "Well Steve, it's a hell of an achievement, but I'm not 'getting' your target market here...
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:14, archived)
# I LOLd
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:19, archived)
# Target market for Apple products?
Dim wankers with too much money.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:20, archived)
# So what you're saying is
if you can afford an iPod, you've got too much money?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:23, archived)
# I have an iPod but I can't afford one.
Dad got it as a gift from work. For working there for 25 years.
An iPod.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:24, archived)
# better
than a P45
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:27, archived)
# He was almost made redundant so he quit.
Well, he transferred to a safer job within the company.
iMerys, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
# How many Gb is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Well, yes. Basically.
(with the corollary that you're a dim wanker, too)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
# COMMUNIST
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
# god-damn pinkos
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:30, archived)
# is that when they're reds but TAINTED WITH THE WHITE OF AN iPOD?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
# he probably doesnt wash
his hands
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Proudly fighting the BNP on my home patch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
# DULUX NATIONAL PARTY: WE KNOW THE COLOURS WILL GO.
Godfuckingdamn, I've been sitting on that one for days.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:32, archived)
# THERE AINT NO BLACK IN THE UNION JACK
but vote for us and there could be a delightful series of complimentary pastel shades.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
# the colour of my hijab is "Jihad Oatmeal"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
# clashes with everything
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:44, archived)
# I have two iPods
I must be the wealthiest, but dimmest man on earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
# I'm sorry Bob, I can't feel too bad for you
given how iRich you are.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
# Duhh....
I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# But there are better alternatives
that are cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:25, archived)
# 3GHz Mac Pro, two Apple 23" displays, one 20" iMac, one MacBook Pro (purchase pending) and a 30GB iPod
Guess I'm off your Christmas card list, then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# iLike This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Haha!
You could make a great, if a tad expensive, desktop renderfarm out of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Underwear Gnome Chest Drawers 5000
Will do all the work of stealing them from you..
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:12, archived)
# *profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:16, archived)
# So it's the gnomes, is it?
Thanks, that explains quite a lot.

I'd previously thought it was crazed human fans.

*EDIT* What a profoundly under-appreciated pic! C'mon, show sancelle some love.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:18, archived)
# this is mental
and for that reason it needs a click
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Compatible blobs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:12, archived)
# the one on the left has had coffee
the one on the right has not
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:12, archived)
# Colouring is correctly done.
One on the left might need a little bow to riff on the Ms. Pacman-esk nature.
But that might be more geeky than your style. AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:19, archived)
# While we're geeky...
-esque, not -esk.

(Without the hyphen, if you wanna be smoooooth.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9445308
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:34, archived)
# Uh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:00, archived)
# France and Russia is a bit mixed up in the Americas these days.
Mainly in the USA. Home of Freedom Fries and the Anti-French Mustard brigade.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# French mustard and American mustard are lovely.
But I've never tried Russian mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:33, archived)
# :)))))
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Roger Hargreaves never died,
he was merely hidden away by his grasping relatives.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:03, archived)
# biology explained
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 May 2009, 5:42, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhah
 
the windows that BREAK THEMSELVES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# WindowsSky(home edition lite plus) and WindowsAir(mobile CS 2009 CE C#) not included.
Not compatible with WindowsWall(enterprise multi edition) or WindowsRoof(foundation forms XL EIO)...

Flying chairs are free with any purchase, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 6:04, archived)
# It sounds like Virgin Galactic
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 14 May 2009, 6:09, archived)
# YES
Same kind of greedy pig ignorant fucktardery.

My view is, and has always been;
Never trust anyone addicted to "branding".
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 6:15, archived)
# iAgree
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:16, archived)
# eXactly!
(Apple overused the small 'e' prefix before they started in on overusing the 'i')
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:21, archived)
# iSeE!
Or would that be "eSiE!"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
"Mummy Mummy! Look outside quick! there's a massive Blue Screen of Death wanting to come in - It's Horrible!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 14 May 2009, 6:07, archived)
# windows windows, nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:12, archived)
# 'Ning Toats
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The only downside is that it can take up to half an hour to unlock it...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 14 May 2009, 4:32, archived)
# i'd buy one
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 14 May 2009, 4:43, archived)
# well if you have lots of money, why not
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 14 May 2009, 5:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 14 May 2009, 5:29, archived)
# SCHWING!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 14 May 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 14 May 2009, 6:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:17, archived)
# I hate that woman
In series one she could have out-overacted Brian Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:09, archived)
# quick & dirty


Thanks to Discomeats for the hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 14 May 2009, 4:05, archived)
# PHANTALOON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 4:11, archived)
# thats lovely
i too want an eleballoon
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 14 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
# with a cock for a trunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 14 May 2009, 4:15, archived)
# especially so
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 14 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Quite the honker.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 4:17, archived)
# :D

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:03, archived)
# grey days

stressed out over work, came home, cleaned up the workshop and knocked out a quick one. Then I did this. Not great... fairly tiny, maybe 3"x5"
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 14 May 2009, 3:06, archived)
# it's very nice anyway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:10, archived)
# She looks like she's lighting a candle for someone past away.
Or perhaps it might be a birthday cake with all too many candles.
Either way, lovely as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:11, archived)
# i didn't think of it that way...
now i have a reason to like it... Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 14 May 2009, 3:12, archived)
# You're welcome.
I just make idle comments, you make/made the spiffy print(s).
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:24, archived)
# ONE FOR EACH OF HER VICTIMS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:21, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Or more correctly "BWAHAHA!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:23, archived)
# you can't see all the other candles.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Wall of lights behind speak of the legions she has dispatched.
No doubt the camera pulls back to see the endless
grotto filled with banks and banks of candles.

Also
kettle drums
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
# d
ya
(Cotmweaselee, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Stars rise from her hair
One day I hope to have disposable income and I'll buy some of these things you make
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:21, archived)
# ar you in the uk or the states?
or somewhere all together diffeerent?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 14 May 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Wales.
UK, but we like to think we are not.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:32, archived)
# how do you say "fook the Sassenachs" then?
I got as far as "saes"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs#S
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:39, archived)
# We don't bother, we just burn down holiday homes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:46, archived)
# FIGHT THE POWER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
# its piss
on a floor
(JoePesky, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:28, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 14 May 2009, 3:31, archived)
# PISS ON A FLOOR
(JoePesky, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:32, archived)
# well that clarifies it.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 14 May 2009, 3:33, archived)
# yes
its shit
(JoePesky, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:34, archived)
# wait, is it piss, or is it shit?
I desperately need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 14 May 2009, 3:35, archived)
# its a gassing of a po
so - both
(JoePesky, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
# I think your style would lend itself well to one of these
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Nice 'un
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Re
Hope you happy everyday!!!!!!!!!!
(Cotmweaselee, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
# yes yes yes I am drink :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
# me too
and im too sleepy to attempt conversation
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 14 May 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 4:02, archived)
# IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER
 



 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
# KITTENS BLOODY LOVE NUTMEAT
SHOW ME A STUDY WHICH CLAIMS OTHERWISE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
# kittehs love flashing wine bottle cork?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
# nutmeat seems to disagree with mr tibbles
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
# NUTMEAT: THE CONTROVERSIAL PROTEIN
 
did you make it to Okkervil River?
fantastic fucking show, the old songs sound even better with the new line-up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kirqq_F9L8Y
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
# nah, never made it
crushed under work and fighting off swine flu. was all too much effort. glad you enjoyed it tho
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
# re
How cute it is!!!!!!!!
(Cotmweaselee, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
# yeah
I'm sick too but I took all of yesterday off
slept til twelve
then I remembered to call in

the new lead guitar is amazing (doubling on lap steel, banjo and mandolin).
www.myspace.com/lgurg
www.flickr.com/photos/tags/laurengurgiolo/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
# NUTMILK
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
# LOOKS ONE HELL OF A LOT LIKE CAT FOOD TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
# LOOKS ONE HELL OF A LOT...
 LIKE CAT FOOD SHIT TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:00, archived)
# i should get more in to the spirit of things


edit: that's hickory, not testicle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Behaviour:encouraged
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
# nut, meat, that's the beat
AIN'T NO GODDAMN TASTY TREAT
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:58, archived)
# 2 diffrent kittenz
fFAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
# NUTMEAT: IT CHANGES YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:21, archived)
# re
How cute it is!! I'm sad that yesterday my cat had died.
(Cotmweaselee, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:39, archived)
# awwww shit
I am sad for you too

may I see a picture of this cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
# this is Sam he passed away February last year
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:57, archived)
# QUORNFACE

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8049096.stm
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Q
U
O
R
N
!
thats a waste of protein.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Do not sully the name of Quorn for it is the ultimate foodstuff
Damn fine shoppery there Mr.Camal
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# yay for Quorn indeed
and thx! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# i was like
shopped images only , good skills proboscis monkey :D
(JoePesky, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# haha! why the
quornface?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah



ha
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# :)
must go to bed now...

night all.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Am I the only one
Who thought this was just J. Paxman with a long face?

Woo!
(Poison-System-X, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
# sorry :D
"
(JoePesky, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# PERILOUSLY CLOSE TO NUTMEAT
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Isn't it beautiful?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# The emphasis is on "perilously"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
# I don't know who he is, but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# roar!


not funny. just a pic of a cartoon lion i drew today.

unless you picture yourself in the serengeti, facing this lion, with your fingers out like claws, going 'RARR" - in a scratchy lion-style.
THEN you can understand why he's looking back at you this way.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
# he's afraid
(JoePesky, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:22, archived)
# he's very afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
# his insecurity shows
via the swagger of the tail and general bodily shrinkage
(JoePesky, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
# 
_o_
 |
/ \
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# HELLO I AM A MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# ooh
_o_
|
/ \
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# oh.
why did i end up all disjointed. i guess that's why i'm in a 'kin wheelchair.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# He's kind of leaning forward
trying to balance I think. It's probably tough standing on Furtive's head.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# yep.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# hey.
Your wheels ain't no excuse for you being as dumb as a box of frogs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# true. but it makes it easier to belm without question.
or wet myself. oh what jolly warmth.

disclaimer..
I DO NOT wet myself, belm or misbehave. Often.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I'd piss myself all the time
or just get my cock out in the pub shouting "where is that boy with my bag!"

There used to be a guy, paraplegic came to my dad's pub. Now my guess is he was a bit if a cunt when he could walk but he was twice that afterwards.
He would sit in the middle of the pub demanding to be took to the toilet and if there was nobody willing he'd just piss on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# If I was your Dad, I would have put that on YouTube.
I can still walk, but only a couple of paces, with sticks. But there's no need to be a twat. I was more of a twat when i could walk lots than now! lol
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# i also made more
sense. time for bed i think.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
# night fella.
bedtime for me too.
Just another small half pint of wine and then bed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# lovely!
unimpressed lion is unimpressed. Maybe it's the way I'm doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Sardonic Lion.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# hello
SE!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
# You're missed around here
you know.

/relurks
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Ooh, does this mean I'm allowed to repost this pic yet again?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# hahaah
class! :D
(JoePesky, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Please repost this every night until the day I die
Scrumpy Jack, breakfast of champions
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# You're forgetting luncheon, dinner,
and supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# You're forgetting White Lightning
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

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