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Sorry, this has probably bindun to Geoff

But it was stuck in my head and it needed to come out.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

Oh jeebus noooo

(what colour matching algorithm used etc.)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

I'm colour blind

It all looks red to me

edit - za'berra?

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Hahaha! I think she must be this lady's sister....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Works on every level.

once again, excellent job.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Cheers JPG!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Hahahaha I was SO hoping that little Northern Irish dude was going to cry.

It was giving the raging horn.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

I thought those medals were pinned to P45s then

until I realised they were just excessive ribbons.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

ooh errr

it's like it has always been that way to me now
woo

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Crocodylus Superius

(daio, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

why is she looking at his cock?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

There's a corgi sucking it

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

because it's the size of a cucumber

sorry, it's the colour of a cucumber.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

0_0

Goodness!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Mmmm cucumber sandwiches

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

Romero the Champ is Prince Charles?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

that shit is clutch

and you know it

EDIT: you WoW geek

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

bet he talks to it to make it grow, too....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Oh God, NOOOOOOOO!

I have that in my mind now!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

does that work???!!!

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Yes.

Also, horse manure. Why else do you thisnk he married the horse lady?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

So if you ever smell someone who

smells of horse poo and is talking to thier crotch, you know they are tyring to give the green goblin some great girth and reach =)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

CONSPIRACY FRIDAY!

Contact the Icke, stat!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

David Icke

Looks like he was right all along

(daio, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

top claw action

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Smell the claw!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Worryingly good!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

DIY Photoshop :)

(I_tickle_myself, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

I feel you should have erased the "with JAMIE" bit

Good effort anywho

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Someone really should have used that knife to better effect.

Such a shame.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Not in the back though, that's too good for him

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

In the face

where we'll all appreciate it more.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

When you're done with the mop, sir...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Ah, the pissage.

Great minds think alike, or fools never differ. Which one is correct?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Let's go with the first.

Fun to pretend, anyhow.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Oh, definitely the face*

*to start with, anyway.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

start by cutting between his toes

and push all the way back to the heel, so his feet are like torn cheese strings.
Tornaquet the ankles and then have a cup of tea before starting on the shins, slice downward, until the bone is showing and then lop off each kneecap.
For the thighs....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

I like the old Iraqi way of using split bamboo to whip people with

so that it pinches the skin when you rip it back for another whack.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

you've got to admire such thought and artistry

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Bloody Hell, Toasty!

What's going on in that head of yours?

*fears*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

would you like diagrams?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Noooooooooooo!

:D

In fairness, I approve of any Oliver Dismemberment Activity. It can only be a good thing.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

right then

for the thighs, start by tenderising with the handle of the knife before stabbing furiously in to the flesh. when there are enough slits sprinkle with salt and oregano and then bind with cheesewire.
Stop for another cup of tea and perhaps a biscuit.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Arf!

I was going to mention salt.

I like the cut of your jib, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

but the ears you shall keep!

Oh.. wait...

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Better than my cured ham idea.

How about the...meatstick?

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Slice the thighs thinly like ham and cure it, feed it to him in a sandwich.

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

"So Jamie Oliver's written in to the papers saying he's embarassed."

"Well so would I be if I was caught on national television doing a woman's job." - Viz

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

Edit: *suddenly realises he's laughing at himself - Gah!*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

AAAAARGH!!!

www.b3ta.com/board/7186426
www.b3ta.com/board/7186548

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

your final reply on that second linked thread.

was a wonderful *LOL* moment.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

*bitches*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

[/:-D

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Oh no.

Do I delete this now then yeah?

:O(

(I_tickle_myself, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

no no no

don't delete the thread

the "bindun" pic happens to us all

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

That is exactly what you should do.

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

...not

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

nah, it's b3ta - this happens - a lot

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

At long last!

Consume within 3 days of opening.

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Accrington Stanley?

Who are they?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

exactly.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

gimme some!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Have some...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Goes down a treat with some of this....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Dogjam

Warning: contains extreme Anti-fluff !

(Flappers, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Ahahaha cannot forget

the frog milking frame.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

~~they~~ dey

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

gerroff!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

gimme some!

I'm going to be John Barnes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

DER RAPPA!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

dey do dough do don't dey do

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Did you recently say you were going to say something else instead of glasscock?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

no not me but I remember someone else saying that too

I don't think it's caught on

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Inevitably it was Dixon

www.b3ta.com/board/9445534

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

With that delicious fishy aftertaste

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

miloko?

with knives? oh my brothers

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

that's bokey and lovely all at once

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

blokey?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

bokey

as in makes you boke

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

yus, I was just combining the two

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

so something lovely that makes you sick

is a blokey

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Just the sort of thing I want on my cereal in the morning!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

watch out for the sediment!

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Reminds me of that horrible Clamato juice you get in Canada

Why take something like tomato juice and stick clam (fnar!) in it? What a fantastic way to ruin a bloody mary!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

ha!

sounds amAzIng!

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

A Bloody Caesar

is whay they call a Clamato Bloody Mary.

Bloody fine they are too.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

i like it!

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Aristotle wishy washy works outing cyclamen get forticulate smartish.

niiice.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

are you a magic robot?

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

unmagical robot

*robot dances*

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

snoozeletter

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue379/

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rob, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

thnk u 4 this gift

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

omg rofl lmfao lol!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Cheers Rob, have a good Bank Holiday

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Afternoon sir

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

you too, sir

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

what's in it for me if i read this thing, huh? huhhh?

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Shada, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Rob's eternal soul

Just after Beelzebub is done with it

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

WHERE IS THE PICTURE?

edit: Disclaimer, I am not KC Green. I make no claim to authorship of this comic. It's simply being posted here because Rob didn't put a picture in his post. I also thing KC Green should TAG HIS COMICS as we advise all b3tafolk to do so the daily mail doesn't steal it.

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Ratsta, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

ARE YOU KC GREEN

no, really, you should tell people that this is a KC Green comic else they might think you made this

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Shada, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

IS THAT PAINT

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

This is BRILLO

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fannycradock, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

agreed!

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

haha

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nocturne72, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

KC'd!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

To elaborate:

This comic was drawn by KC Green: rumblo.com/

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Thanks :)

I found it on 4chan and saved it :)

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Ratsta, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

haha it's going to end up on the popular page within the next few minutes

what have you done

I think KC Green doesn't tag his comics because he's racked with self loathing and hatred for his own brilliant mind :(

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Shada, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Credit given :)

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Ratsta, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

I like this one:

gunshowcomic.com/d/20090410.html

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

Haaaaaahahahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Haha, good stuff.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

haha

ace

(No peppers anymore, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

ahahahah!!!

ACE! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

hahahahahahahah! *CLICK!!!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Wonderful!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

brillaint :D

I shall be checking out more of his comics...

also: this image is ironically oversized.

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

Oversized?

Are you viewing b3ta on an iPhone?

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Ratsta, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

in kb weight rather than pixels

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

cheers

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nocturne72, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

o thanks

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ClanSoul, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

no pic, no click!

(thanks for the newsletter though:D)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Oi!

"entirely feasible yet completely rubbish Jenga update"

Rubbish!? RUBBISH?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Hahaha

We started playing last thursday and we're still on the first game

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

it keeps the kids occupied

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Has anyone managed to remove a brick yet?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Very nearly, but they were disqualified for using 2 hands

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Wibbs the

wobbly

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Rembrand

Edit: Inspired by Griffy

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

is that the newsreader bloke?

I saw him a couple of weeks ago at Paddington Station

this is tres bien á woo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

No.

[EDIT: to be read with your hands against your face as if you were mcarehdjtgherkly chfghjsfajlin].

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

quite.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Hahaha! Nicely done Ninj!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

Hahahaha...

Thanks Moley! :)

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

;-)

Oh, you.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

I'm becoming consistently funnier

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

this one?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

seperated at birth

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

I like the way that changes.

~~like~~ am horrified by

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

I knew this was on it's way.

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

I like this

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

but that's perfect!

another click.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Thanks Barbie!

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Very good.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Prefer her in a suit

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

*fears*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

DOES NOT WANT.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

*spluffs*

good grief sir!!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

Bloody hell, sir.

Another gem!
*auto-clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Thanks JP!

Edit: Have a great Bank Holiday all you lullies!! :)

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Hahahahhaha! Blimey... They could be related :D

*click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

ooh thass a bit good :)

nicely :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

nicely done there

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Shada, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

look what i found on the beach BTW!

Its a "Scream" stone! Its fucking awesome it is!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

The top part of it looks like the death star

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

OH YEAH!

an inside out death star!!!!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

That's my bike seat!!!

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

I miss living near the sea :'(

Still, I'll be laughing when the Global Warming/Cooling/Climate Change/Melting Ice Sheets/Mega Tsunami hits

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

Quack!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

*GLEES!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Excellent choice.

*clicks*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

HULL

That is all.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

fuck

Is it Octember already?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Arghnoo!

I only have summer dresses!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

wear 2 or 3 at once

depending on how much crepe paper you sellotaped together

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

you are becoming consistently funnier

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

hahaha

I think!??!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Yep.

Painfully true.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

yep

truth or hapiness?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

I felt for her defence lawyer, poor thing.

That must have been horrible, for him. Probably why it was so poor. 'She just fell in love with the wrong man'. Yeesh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Sometimes it's hard to be a womaaaaaan

Giving all your love to just one sociopath babypuncher.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

lovely :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Pffft

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I have issues with clicking, "I like this"

I mean I do like what you have done but it makes me so so horribly sad

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

don't worry

angles, hevan etc

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

He's in all our deers.

_{IMO, the poor little poppet is in Heaven, being looked after by Uncle Jeezy and the lads. Bet he's having a lovely time.}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

I thought you were a Jewtheist?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

Born, yes.

It didn't fit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

bacon

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

That had quite a lot to do with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

and the fact that they nailed up our lord and saviour jesus christ to a tree?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

You wonder why I spend time on /talk.

Never fear, another Christian down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

are you really?

I really had no idea

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

babies go to limbo I reckon.

as they've not done anything good or bad yet, they're just babies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

THAT SOUNDS FUN

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Hahaha!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

floaty light

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

That was unexpected.

Good point. Nah, I still reckon he's in Heaven.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

The gay nightclub?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

Trapped in a Bryan Adams single.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

why unexpected?

If you go down the catholic route, all babies go to hell as they're born with original sin or something.

booooo bad babies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

I remember my religious education teacher

being adamant that all children were fundamentally bad... also - I'm pretty sure to get into heaven you need to take communion and accept Jesus Christ as Lord... if you're a catholic

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

Logic? Religion? Ho ho ho! :)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Merry Christmas?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

Arghnoo! I don't have any Christmas dresses!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

Crepe paper + sellotape = solution

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

I'll be the belle of the ball :)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

And probably stained for life

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

just don't smoke

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Morry Chrastmes?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Relogic

limbo would be great. I'm very flexible.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

I'm crafty like a fox, so I could get everyone drunk and hop over the pole.

Or get drunk and trip over the pole. Who can tell.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Fuck you, Sam.

There really is no need when a nice conversation for once was being had.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

Righty ho.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

now you have a machine gun?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

And a grandious sense of self importance!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

that comes free with any gun

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

What age is everybody going to be in the afterlife?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I think I read somewhere that it was 40,000.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

the same age I was before I existed

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

24?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

about then funnily enough

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

about 11 and a half in heaven.

that's roughly when I started wanking over any Woman's Own I could get my hands on. I probably had to die a bit before that to have a chance of getting into heaven.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

have you read How The Dead Live by Will Self?

it has a similar thing in it.. accept of course it isn't heaven the dead go to Dunstuble.

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

itsn't it the first circle of hell

on this side of the Styx with the virtuous heathens because babies haven't accepted Jesus Christ as their lord?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

which I always felt was a little unfair

Heaven was mostly empty BC because to get in you have to believe in Jesus and before he was born people would have struggled to do that...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

plus all egyptians were heathens anyway.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

and greeks ... and don't get me started on the Romans

... I'm not sure where Jews and Muslims fit in in Christian Heaven... they probably don't which must piss them off what with having the same God and all... unless Heaven is sectioned out into denominational Zones like a Disney Land...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

the monorail in heaven must be fucking plush

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

do you think there is a priority-pass system in operation?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

what are the fish like in styx?

I think you may have a point there, what you mention seems familiar but I don't know why.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

I'm not sure how I think I know this

but I think I think I do.

probably not bad fish - but I don't think you eat in the (catholic) afterlife

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Fishstyx

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

haha

\o/

should have spotted that, I considered "fish n styx" but it didn't seem right.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

LIES

HE WUD OV GRWN UP ADN MARYED MADELAN AND JADE GOUDY WUD OV BEEN DER GODMUVER. N DA WORDL WUD OV BIN SVED FORM ITSLEF!!!!!

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

POPBITCH ===>

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

a picture I did has been on there..

true facts.

other than that I know not of that website.

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Ive read some of youre stuff

I love you

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

thankies.

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

JORDEN & PETAR CUD OF GOT BACK TOGEVER TOO SING @ THE WEDIN

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

AND MADONA CUD AVE AD IM AT WEEKENDS

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

stop it..

I can hear the clifford-gasm approaching :(

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

HA HA HA

brilliant

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

4EVA IN OWR HARTZ

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

HULL HERE ALSO PLEASE

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I am afraid I will have to have some RIS with this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

they released pictures of a madeline when she is older using science

i chose to point out the fact that due to his parenting situation the baby p person would have ended up like the picture suggests if he had not been murdered

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Yeah I don't think I know who the picture is.

Or is it Death?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

its just a representation of modern street youth

they all look like that according to the mail anyway! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Ah!

Ahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Rembreant

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

I warned you yesterday about this 'good' thing you keep doing

*spanks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

Bloody hell.

That's superb.

*heartily clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

noon sir

how does this Friday after lunch find you?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

A bit 'Grrrr' actually.

Secure VPN is borked again, the whole bloody team is off today, & our entire division is about to be re-organised into something really dumb*

*typically american.

I've had better, frankly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

shitbags...

I 'manage' our organisational structure here and it's a pain in the arse. Americans have a lot to answer for.

You off on Monday?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

I am±!

www.b3ta.com/board/9462303

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

God yes!

Thank the lord for Bank holidays.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Thanks JP!

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

I don't know who it is,

but woo!

www.b3ta.com/board/9464038

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

*pssst*

John Sargeant

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I dont believe him

I suspect foul play sargeant

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

ahhh

*pound coin drops*#

# it's a bit more expensive where I'm concerned

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

I still dont believe

its not butter

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Aw, bless you Bilbo!

I'm orf net week decorating! *Dreads* Dose high hallway ceiling and can't stop thinking
of 'Final Destination'. Paintpot falls, Ninj startled, Ninj falls off ladder....

You know the sort of thing..:)

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

HAHAHAHA

I've FINISHED ALL MY DECORATING, SO *RASPBERRIES* TO YOU!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

I just decided to move out

and now it's the landlord's problem

*flicks landlord the bird*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

utterly fantastic! *clicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Thanks Stevie!

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

exceedingly look sirrah!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

Ta Prof!

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

Top quality as always, Mr ninj!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

You're too kind Barbie

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

YES!

:D lovely details!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Thanks op!

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

cor Jo Brand!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

pfft

RemBrand

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

exceedingly good image

*clicks*

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harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Thanks harribobs

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Spanking work

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fuscous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

woo thats a bit special :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

Thanks Hekim!

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Ninj, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

ooeer!!!

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

thats a bit good that

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nocturne72, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

o_O

She loves having her flaps licked...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Nah, she's self-adhesive

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

You've just torpedoed my double-entendre :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

Just gave it another dimension

Or not.

Sorry.

I'll go now

*cries*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

Nooooo!

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Oooh, hugging!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

and a little sexy dance, too

*does a little sexy dance*

*notes failure to impress*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

No no, I was impressed

Just ..... mesmerised .....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

yeah, the stomach moves independently of everything else - I know....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Tut tut, bad JPG!

*cuddles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

noon Trelly you, sexy lump of Norwegian Herring!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Better than Swedish...

Yum.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Ah, surstromming (I've got no umlauts)

Swedes and Icelandics = mentals.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

Surströmming

you not got a copy and paste?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

I used to know all the alt codes

but I don't anymore

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

which explains why the dish is often eaten outdoors

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

gígglës

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

I don't get it :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

charmap is your friend

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

No he's not

he's a git, and a smug foreign one at that.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

More I haven't got the shits necessary to give.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

hehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

Er, yes, hello

And thanks. I think.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

DO NOT QUESTION FREEBS

NOR SEEK REASON IN HIS WISE WORDS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

it's the best compliment on offer here

at Freebs Complimentary 6mins 30 seconds....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

What about Freebs Complimentary Half Hour down the road?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

no - stay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Oh ok then :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

*dances around you like a loon*

la lala lalaaaaa

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

*sellotapes aardvarks to the floor*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

*watches*

I don't think they like that very much

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

They are ambitious little critters, though

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

HA HA HA HA

that really tickled me pink! ... much more than was probably necessary :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

spang!!!

and spang again

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harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

dive, dive, dive!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

noon freebs ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

WOO! this.

*click*

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

hahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

Compo it

It's Letter art!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Is she gusseted?

Phwoooaarr

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

You should compo this!

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

BLOODY HELL

I've just walked down to the shops to get some ciggies. I've seen:

3 dog poos
1 half naked chav arguing with the outside of a seemingly locked door
1 very ugly lady in a convertible.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

where do you live?

*stalks*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

I don't live here, but I work in Tring, herts.

They think they're posh, but really they're filthy and rude, they've got a reputation for it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

ah, the rural chav..

in some ways a more insane breed than their urban cousins.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Dirty, dirty town, this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

And yet it sounds so pleasant on the tongue

TRING!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Not as good as Marsh Gibbon. That's my favourite local town name.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

6 MILE BOTTOM

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Shitterton wins for the sheer bloody-mindedness of not changing it...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

hahahaha

I used to leave near Clapham Common, a popular gay haunt, there was an area on the common called Cock Pond.

EDIT: tiny.cc/1yobC

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

Hahaha!

Wonderful stuff.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Marsh Gibbon v Leighton Buzzard

Bucks / Beds titantic showdown.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

BUCKS!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I have lived in Bucks and not Beds.

BUCKS WIN.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

this isnt a localised problem

britains got....... all of the above

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I'm willing to forgive all that as they have the Walther Roschild Museum...

...but then again, I'm not there everyday :S

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

It could have been worse

It could have been

3 chav poos
1 half naked lady arguing with the outside of a seemingly locked convertible
1 very ugly dog in a door.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

All true.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

teh horror!!1

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

& a chav partridge in a Burberry pear tree?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

He'll fold eventually

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

oooff

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

haha

hot stationery action

can she take an A3 though?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

I've seen her take two A2s at once

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

phwoar!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

She never quite closed the same way again afterwards

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

she once accommodated an application form

and a self addressed envelope without even wincing

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

It was what she did with the free pen that made my eyes water

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

you're clearly a delicate flower

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

*smirks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Can she take his throbbing pens, though?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Well, if she must post'er details on the internet...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

We should stamp down on this

to be frank

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

LICK HER LIPS YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Brilliant :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

The fucking slut

I bet she loves a bit of foolscap

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

ARG - you bastard

I've just given my knob a paper cut trying to recreate this!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Gah, I winced!

And I don't even have one to wince in sympathy for!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

will they run off and e(nve)lope together?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

YOU!

You bashing?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

I'm pretty sure that elephant one exists

I wouldn't be surprised if the zebrabra did as well o_O

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

I think you're right about the elephant pants

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

I still clicked it

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

thank you!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

Google for Elephant Pouch

Go on, I dare you.

Anyone remember the frog pouch from Chelmsford 123?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Oh my!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

I particularly like the USPs for the

Ze-bras.
Stripey being an attribute that will shift any kind of undergarment.

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Damn right!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

These are all of teh WIN!!

wants!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

ace.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

pffffffffft! brill :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

I'm liking this muchly...

Hence all the clicky-clicky I'm doing.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

What's the worst that could happen

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

I don't get it?

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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

morons?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

RIS?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

Morrisons?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

ALAN FUCKING CUNTING HANSEN?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

RICHARD MONKEY-BUTT SUCKING HAMMOND

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

DAME MAGGIE TEABAGGING MOTORBOATING SMITH?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

CLARE HORSE FELCHING BALDING

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

DENISE TOAST LICKING VAN MOULDERING OUTEN?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

your all ghey

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

best response possible.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

I think you could respond to any B3TA post with this

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

Ooooooh, I dunno...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

HE IS USING THE GEL

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

GEL DETECTED.

LOCKING ON TO SOURCE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

erm?

do you know the origin of the word RIS?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

Londinium Zoo?

If so, top skills. Say hello to the giraffes for me.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

...or just say "hi"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

you had to, didn't you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

It's like a disease...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Nah Bristol Zoo

I thought they had elephants but they don't:(

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

Bad form!

No elephants?
You should write to your MP!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

I think it's him who has them now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Which celebrity or animal is this?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Tasty Treat anyone? cfb

Click for bigger (162 kb)

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

Sweeet

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

that's awesome

makes me hungry too!

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miamistu snagglery, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

Dave?

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Party Ring disk brakes

nice touch :D

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

man loves a party ring:)

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Does she handle like a (Cadbury's) Dream?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

Quite a sugar rush

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Ha ha, nice!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

ha ha ha

nutter

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

I bet those tyres don't last long

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

nom nom nom

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

Yay!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

Mmmmmmmm......... choc-cycle!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

ha ha ha

that would never work

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

^this - everyone knows strawberry whips make lousy tires. Should have used Wagon Wheels.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

i love the sound of red spanish on tarmac

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

I don't like the idea of spending too long

sitting on a starbar

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

Having trouble with a rattle

Think it might be the Tic Tacs

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

the wine gum suspension is inspired though

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

bound to have bindun but...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Cheesily clickable!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

heheh

If he eats too much he'll be

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

what happened to the plan of

smiling nicely to humour him?

if you laugh too hard he'll keep posting things!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

hold on, I'll fix it, sorry!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

good show

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

I love boba fett in lego star wars on ps3

feta is also good
woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Hhahahahahahah!

I see you avoided making 'jokes' like "I mature it in my mandolorian helmet for three weeks" and the such :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

That reminds me of LotR

And the rarely-mentioned use of elf cheese to flavour lembas...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

"can fill a man's belly with just one bite"

I think I'm going to vomit......

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

...and that's how they make elf parmesan

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

but i should've said

bounty'have been done before...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

heh smashing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

great! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That is so horrendously stupid it is genius :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

er.. thanks?

... :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

hahahha, classics :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

That lolly is fantastic

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

yay

just what the star wars franchise needs - more merchandise...

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

Hahaha

God damn i feel alive again :)

I must get some feta this weekend

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

hello chappie

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

Hello :)

How are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

fine fare fettle many thanks

I have a meeting this afternoon and then slope about and fill the rest of the day in and then WEEKEND TIME... although you all get a long weekend and I don't

what about yourself?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

I get to go home a bit early today, i have finished all my work on this job :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

*high fives*

smoke em if you've got em... :)

aaaahhh - Friday... you dirty tease of a day: a work day like any other but with so much promise

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

Hahaha

nice one

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

The Facebook Rape of Europa

Click for bigger (478 kb)
Looked so much better in my head...

(fornrit eaþe tosliteð þætte næfre gesomnad wæs, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That actually made me chuckle :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

hahahaha! top :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

The muffins of course...

Don't count if you can barely even see them, do they?

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

marvellous

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

wonderful :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Cooking is women's work.

Therefore this is, technically speaking, anti-SCIENCE.

But I like it anyway.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Now, now...

It takes a REAL man to be secure enough in himself to bake muffins. MULBERRY muffins, no less! Martha Stewart would applaud and that's just freaky.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Honestly no - its not to do with insecurity

I just hate and am shit at cooking. Which is righteous and correct.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

I found a scanner.

afternnoon.

edit:oooh threadrush!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

doesn't look like a scanner

;)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

yes

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

well, i'm very glad you did

as this was a worthwhile addition

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new_matt, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

YAY! I too found a scanner, in a bin.

40 kb

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

RPS ....I know its not Sunday

sadman is sad, he has lost.
de ris - www.thepress.co.uk/news/4389108.Couple_steal_historic_barometer_from_Fairfax_House__York/

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

At least he gets to feel up the wallsexbox though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

lol

hahahahaahhaa
*works on something to put on the plinth

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

"Now turn your head and cough"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

"I can't... I'm a wall...."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

Pikey scum

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

I apologise for nothing

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!

KNEEL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I was going to change all the prizes, but I was short on time :'(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Don't be silly!

It's ace as it is :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Hahahahaha

Class and soon to be FP'ed!

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Frogbeat, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Nah, It's not good enough for a FP

and it's lost in the threadrush :P

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Bet you a fiver

Ok 34p. Kneel?

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Frogbeat, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Oh My Zod!

Excellent :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

ha!

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

That would make the show more interesting

Watch them hold hands and praying that it's not a big moray eel ready to bite their hands off.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Hahaha

Heh

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

hahahahahahahhah, you, sir, get a click!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Why thank you very much

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

hahahaha

nice one :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

:D Awesome

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Who else thinks he's a tidyboy twunt?

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Cocksure, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I have no idea what a tidyboy is.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

^this

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

A tidyboy

is a particular type of Scottish aspirational lower-middle class son. They often display trophies in there bedrooms and always carry a set of their own snooker cues in a leatherette bag.

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Cocksure, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Oh I see.

So people from a particular area who aren't common?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Kind of...

but they are very common in places like Motherwell and Kircaldy.

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Cocksure, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Someone who tidies his bedroom when his mother tells him to

Obviously.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Hahah

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

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