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quick and dirty

Rocket facts and lies:
* The Rocket was not the first tracked locomotive. Other tracked locomotives had existed for the previous 25 years, but George and Robert Stephenson ate them all
* It had 25 tubes in the boiler, whereas other steam engines had only one. This meant it could produce much more steam, and pleasured Mrs Stephenson more effectively
* The Rocket was designed to compete in the Rainhill trials, to win the contract for the Liverpool and Manchester railway. It was so successful it actually took off and went into orbit. No-one knows where it is

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spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

I shall woo this...

kos i want to

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

fresh rocket is delicious

creamy and peppery

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

almost as good as Trevethick's lollo rossa

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Looks like dinner

I think my mum used this in a side salad.

(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

your mother makes you eat heavy machinery?

*dials childline*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

As the worlds leading expert on Rocket,

I can categorically state that all your facts are 100% true!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

that bloody advert has put this in my brain and so we all must suffer !

twelvety times better in my head

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER! MONKEY BEER!

/edit
You people are TERRIBLE!
:(!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

monkey beer you say?

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

strongbow

straight out of the fridge.
mmmm, strongbow...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

pfff

weakbow

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

i like strongbow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

me too

it's nice mixed with butter and spread on toast

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

marmite

the spread for northern men

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

lemon curd

the spread for western women

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

i like lemon curd and marmite

because i'm northern and a woman

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

you northerners

you just want it all!!!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

yes. yes we do.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

grrrr!

kicks an eastener and tells them to pass it up

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

hahahahahaaaaaa!

they'll never find me!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

Tell that to the Australians

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

vegemite=inferior

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

wuss!

hard people drink Frosty Jack
straight from a tramp's hands

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

~~hands~~ cock

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

hahahaha

you're obviously much harder than me

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

i drink

whatever my mate's got in the fridge, which happens to be strongbow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

What?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Make it the spangiest that I've ever seen ...

nice!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

will a bream do?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

i heartily endorse this image

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

it'll do better

**spangs self for not thinking of it first**
curses :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

i'm in a fishy mood ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Of course.

Any bream will do.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

*dons technicolour bream coat*

*also dons technicolour bream pants*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

cries laughing

thinking about the amazing technicolour bream coat :D

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

have you been looking in my cloakroom?

just for that, i won't show you my bream stockings and suspenders.
they're fishnets...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

i feel

the spangman is pointing his bream your way for that one :D

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

wouldn't be the first time

my pun gland is working well today

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

to which i point to the start of thread image.

*points*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

you just want my bream stockings

admit it and i'll let you sniff the gusset

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

fishy gussets?

*shudders*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

you can't fool me

you know you want to

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

oh noes

what have you done?
i am doomed to read and re-read this thread for infinity now!!!!
and i've tea to make too :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

my tea is being made for me right now

*smugs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

wishes I lived in the north

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

it's sweet and sour chicken

with rice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

fancy northern muck

*** grumbles about planned veggie sausage and oven chips **

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

it's here!

i'm off for fuds.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

I'm eating mine now

*smuggers*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

mine is being brought to me

all i have to do is eat it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Mine is cooking.

Homemade pasta with tomato and stuff sauce.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Knights of the round table

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Lol! Took me a minute to get that...

...at least I think I got it...Spam...swine flu...right?!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

*hangs head in shame

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

No?

Okay...I fail

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

ok...you win!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

yes

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

ooohh arrrrr

Can anyone recommend a good film editing program for the PC?

Edit: Holy crap, look at the number of posts I made last week or when ever it take from in the time span of the board. O_o

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

final cut pro

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

^ this. Or the new version of Premiere

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Sony Vegas FTW

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

downloading right now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Avid!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

and you were outside for two days!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

I know, how hell did I make that many posts

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

You got b3ta on your mobile too?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

yes, but I can only make few as it takes to long reloading

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

goog grief!

you beat Wow!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

I have been on the top of the stats page for months now O_o

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Back in the day

I'd post that many in a week and still not be top....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

I remember when all anyone ever posted

was fields...

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

I can remember posting over a thousand one week.

I have no idea how.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

This also

T'ra folks, I have an audition to head for *wees self*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

Good luck

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

if it's a self-weeing audition

it's in the bag

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

break a leg lovely *hugs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

byeee!

break a leg!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

I used to be on there regular

I dropped off a couple of weeks ago and can't get back on.
I should be proud

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

My anti-virus software's out of date

I'm doomed!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

Haha, nice one. :)

~~Also, sorry for the TJ, but is 4OD moving like a turtle in peanut butter for anyone else?~~

Never mind.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

I gave up with 4OD

"What, you want to see the next 6 seconds? Let's make you login again! Then we'll show you the BUFFERING icon for 6 seconds!"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

It's the adverts that annoy me most.

But they have all of the Adam And Joe show on there, which I've never seen! It's dead good. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

heheh

they took "Meet the Magoons" off while I was half way through it :(

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Photo taken by flight crew shortly before take off...

Click for bigger (130 kb)

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

not now, Kato!

oh, dear...I feel extra guilty after reading that forum down there \/

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

They're fine!

Water isn't hard like the ground, they'll just have to swim a bit!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

It might seem harder when you hit it in a flaming metal box

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Well if it's on fire the water will put out the flames silly!

Best place for it really!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

I do hope you're right....

but I think water is quite hard when you hit it at terminal velocity.
/all serious and shit

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

Trust me ;)

If there is one thing I know it's physics! Punch a wall then punch some water and tell me which one hurts the most...they're fine!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

phew!

that's all right then.

*doesn't feel reassured at all*

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Ah! So it was a burm!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Why is there a minky flying the plane?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

because the dinky fell on eetz arss

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Sorry about the size - French plane crash

Screen grab from a forum I was just looking at.
Nearly wet myself laughing....

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

Ha ha I did giggle at that

But I reckon it would go better on Links, which is over that-a-way ----------}

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

I like the Krizo comment.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

hahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

It is haha

But it is in the wrong place

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

The plane?

Yep, I'm with you on that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Well if you go with the times they gave on the bbc, then yes

As was pointed out earlier

You have got me paranoid now, I keep on thinking that I have left a word out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Stop it!

Don't worry about it!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

thats a neato what now right?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

Sir, I apologise for not talking to you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Now apologise for talking to me.

;)

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I'm sorry for talking to you

and going of to the cafe with you, sorry

;)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

thats alright, I assumed it was the effects of the old jazz fags that were keeping you quiet :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

More then likely, it was the first I had smoked in 10 years

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Jazz Fags....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

I thought George Melly was dead

instantrimshot.com

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

Oh dear....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

That's exactly why I keep off the stuff now

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

I also apologise for not talking to you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

That's alright,

there were too many people to talk to everyone. We'll have to fill in the gaps next year.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

I am putting it down to be stoned

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

*waves*

Sorry I missed you on Saturday, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Is there only me who has the decency to mingle?????

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

*ahem*

~~has the decency to mingle~~ is a complete tart?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

haha.

Alaways a pleasure to see you.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

Likewise, sir.

*proper, respectful handshakes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

I only heard you were there towards the end of the night unfortunately.

Also, www.b3ta.com/board/9485583

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

Just poor room navigation on my part, I fear, but yes, there were a lot of us there.

I was there from about 7-ish

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Ah, I'm just very slow on the uptake then.

Next time.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

Not in the slightest...

but, yes - next time indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

they look like a sappier version of us

some of them actually seem to display a shred of human decency

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

There is some wit

on that there forum. Tell links, too!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

LINK

http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/8ott0/an_air_france_aircraft_carrying?215_people_has/

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

cheers!

they're almost as cynical as we are...

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

chortle

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Happy b3taday

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Thanks :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

wow... wow wow wow...

i'm going to pull a muscle if I keep attempting not to laugh at this

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Why am I looking at your Reddit?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

....

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

i agree

*MMEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT* :)

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRkzDS3AdaY

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

meat is good!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

I wish Ren was MY fake dad...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Billy West, voice artist god

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

damn straight :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Oh god yes! Tiger meat :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

happy candle day

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

FIRE! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

happy b3taday :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

Yay ta :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

It is always meatz time

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

this

with a side order of meat! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

Excellent!

he has an urgent meating, clearly...

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

hahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

MEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEAT

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

sausage?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

BACON!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

I made my breakfast baguette

There wasn't enough room for the egg, so I had to leave it out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

sorry

but do you want some meat! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

And TEA!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

meat tea!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Meat to please you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

hehehee

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

someone give that mother some meat, stat!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

and lots of it too!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

All you can eat.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Is it Susan Boyle?

Is it a missing French airliner?
Is it Jamnog?
Is it Ken Dodd?
Is it Danny Larue?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I'm female.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

hmmm

Might I see you in a zoo?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

danny la rue, is a jew (oh oh oh)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Unless I'm very much mistaken.

I shared a Northern Line tube with this man yesterday afternoon.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Jean Charles de Methethethetheth?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

You're running at rather high revs today, aren't you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

I slept with this man

on Saturday night. Well, in the same room, anyway.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

I am so jealous.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

he's over-rated, frankly...

;)

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

I don't believe that for a second.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

he's lovely, really...

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

I know...

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

So did I :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

is it enceladus?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

it is GMOS

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

NO!

get the fuck outta here!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

pffft :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

who?

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

kid creole and the coconuts

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

oh, him.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

is it Earl Otterby?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

YES!!!!!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

it's the mindfuck!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

fucking hell, hahah

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

Naked as the day he was born

bless him.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

EXTERMIN8

If you think that's cool, look at the file size ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice work on the filesize too :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

Pure chance!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

You Optimisation God, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

*raves*

Marvellous stuff

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

i love a good dalek me

woo

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Don't forget the sunscreen!

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

lovely! have an Evil Dodd 2

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

pfffft :)

How you feeling sir?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

I am grand thank you.

I have been clearing out the understairs cupboard today. Found an old White, Pink and Electric Blue ski suit. Not as good as my tracksuit I found in the loft last week though. I'll just get the photo....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

"I have been clearing out the understairs cupboard today"

*sees only euphemisms!*

someone please help me!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Here, have a pic of my awesome tracksuit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

i got one of those in poland

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

I couldn't decide whether I looked like a Polish Immigrant,

or a British Gangster in the South of Spain circa 1985.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Could I humbly suggest,

a little of both?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

You could.

Not sure I would listen to you, but you can suggest whatever the hell you like ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

*suggests that buses are made to run on cocoa & jam*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

*believes*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

did you get a tracksuit too?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

that is so cash

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Fo Sho Nizzle!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Tha' is wikkid bro'

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

One of the joys of clearing out a loft

in a house that you have lived in for over 20 years :D

The other one being that I found 4 big boxes full of all my old books! Woot!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Hahaha you twat

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Sweet innit ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Oh dear god :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

It's triffic innit :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Dodds at Brighton

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

haha

We are the Dodds!
We are the Dodds!
We are, we are
We are the Dodds!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

The middle right one looks like Hugh Grant

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Is he doing that to hide from the tax man?

Nicely done sir :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

Thanks Earl!

Hehe...:)

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

what a lovely colour

*imagines a garden full of these*

*has nightmares*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

*cuts head off with garden scissor things

shears?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

secateurs?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Lovely stuff, Ninj!

Sorry sir, apologies for the TJ:

June 15th, People:
6.30pm Radio 4! Clue returns!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I really need another glee pic

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

Aceness Sir Ninj

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Fantastic Dodderage :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

Screenshot from BBC News site..

(__, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

hahaha :)

Eminem loves looking at cock and balls

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

hahahah

also : FASTER!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Find it on youtube, it is so funny :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

it was on /links earlier today

edit: ere it be: b3ta.com/links/Eminem_gets_upset_with_Bruno

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

It was the first thing I saw on TV this morning, made my day :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

yeah i saw it, hilarious!

a load of rappers rotating a half-naked man

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

hahaha

Fantastic, get him off me, get him off me. I would love to know what was going through SBC mind at the time :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

that clip is fantastic

full marks to SBC

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Yes indeed, It is magical

I believe his cock and ball rubbed on Eminem's face

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

oh dear!

what's the URL?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8076848.stm

I may have added in a paragraph.

(__, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

haha

you lying fucknut!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

it's that jungle rain forest to blame...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

this headline made me lol

In pictures: Air France plane vanishes
HERE IS A PICTURE OF NO PLANE

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

there it is!

its right there! duh!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

There's a picture of the plane,

and then there are some pictures of an airport and not the plane.
Now you see it, now you don't!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Of all the things I've seen on the news today

The fact that Brown wasted time on that has pissed me off the most

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

he is having a breakdown

He is starting to show signs of it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

MPs wouldn't comment if reporters didn't ask them,

then they can sneer at them later saying that they should be concentrating on the big issues. Press eh!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

too soon?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Hahahaha

_{I assume that's lost in french :)}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Happy b3taday

Actually it's "merde de vache sans ~~fini~~ fin"

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Bwahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Hoppy Candle Day!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Ta mr man :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

According to the french arrivals boards

'Retardé'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Nice work on yours, how rude of me

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Hark, I hear an excuse to pearoast this...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

*rofles*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

you spend a lot of time on the floor dont ya?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

rofbu

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Apparently most on board were Brazilian...

...so the MET probably shot it down.

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Kapow!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

haha! fuck yes

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Did it have a rucksack?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

No, but it was travelling at high speed

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Yes, stowed away in the overhead lockers...

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

oh, blimey...

ouch!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

from last nighs gayshift

click for kinda NSFW

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

hahahah

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

wow

whats that from? *fwaps

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

some show called 'britains got minge'

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

oh dear god

That women is just evil

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

They're all evil cunts

and should be dispatched with a mini-gun at the soonest possible opportunity

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I want to know what the hell she is doing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

she is a royal bitch

but I would do so many things to her!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

oh i wasn't going to fwap today

but that's changed my mind

(Ant's in his pants, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

another show...

...i won't watch.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

its winding me up

no plot at all like fucking heroes

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

arf!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

Hahaha

Bad boy

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Hahahahaha, after seeing somebody do the Zut Alors Strikeur picture this morning I found this.

For some reason it seems far far funnier in French

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Les choses n'ont pas beaucoup changé ici...

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE THAT SCENE! hahahahahaha!!!!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Sadly I couldn't find the 'and that was the start of my drinking problem' scene.

But I'm so going to try to download the french dub now.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

I should be hiding under my bed

Sorry if I tried to bum any of you

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

He returns!

You scared me :'(

And with that I'm off, see you all later/tomorrow :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

source?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

www.pestcontrol-nyc.com/images/squirrel-8-manhattan-exterminator.jpg

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

*fwaps*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

hahaha

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

hahahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

hahahahaha

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha fuck!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

uhhmm is the boner photoshopped

in or... oh christ on a bike

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

i think that was your own doing : D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

must be a bottle of beer or something

mines not that big

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

hahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

Sorry is only the start

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

hurrah!

I trust nurse squirrel has been tending to you every need

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

new liver and a full blood change

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

haha

you look very much like a bloke I used to work with.

Do you have rellys in the Southampton area?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Im a man with many dopplegangers

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

you didn't fall out of that window then?

I was worried for nearly a minute, then there were no sirens

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

Sorry? SORRY?!

I'm hurt that you avoided me! *cries*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

Be glad that you were

I wish I had been avoided

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

aww stop complaning

you loved it

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

No I did not, I came very close to punching you

You went to far, I don't mind being hugged and that, but not the way you were doing it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

oh, well then I am sorry

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

o_O

MOAR DETAILZ PLEEZ

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

haha!

good to see you're alive and well. Or at least alive!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

Drunkman!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

i heard you got carried away...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

haha!

don't aplolagise! i couldnt make it and you brightened my day with your drunk antics! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Everybody got a hug from you except me!

And then you kept talking to me about arseholes.

Good times :)

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Had a day off so been out taking photos in the sun!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

hehehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

That's no real photo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

That's no...!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

Oh bloody hell, that took me far too long

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Use the wheat

Nicely done :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Haha!

Yays for nice days!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

something's not quite right....

but I can't spot it... ;)

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

It's also visible in the winter sky

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

that was clever.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Christ that took me too long

Was looking for words in the grass. Pfft.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

QandD

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Hahaha

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

hahaha

nice

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

one of the few chortles I've had in an otherwise chortle-lite day :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

makes me wish I'd gone to the effort

of taking the top off and squirting a drizzle

erm

hang on - I'll rephrase that

*rephrases*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

hehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

hahahahahahah

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

This wins everything

Including the Award for Gruffest Voice in a Photograph

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

oh...

...too late!... :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

arf

wag

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

hehehe

Cream the metal bastard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

But does it work against the TCP-1000?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Hahahaha...

Nicely sir! :D

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

hahaha!

excellent...

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

hahahah!!!

fuck!! :D *clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

HE-MAN...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

it's like a turd in a condom

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

We're really going for the old JPG awards today....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I've got one of them

There was an awards ceremony and everything

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Yay!

I have a feeling I ignored you at the bash, for which I apologise, and hope you enjoyed yourself :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

It was a shame I didn't get to meet you

I had a wonderful time though and I shall endeavour to meet you in Derby!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

\o/

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

I just realised

a) Who you were at the bash
b) I never spoke to you

:(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

You!

Keep the bawls

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

OMG DANNY LA RUE IS DEAD

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

*ahem*

www.b3ta.com/board/9484776

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

How did I miss that, I must have been cooking at the time

So have a woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

:D/:(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

wonderful.

have a belated woo!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

Next time :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

See you at Derby then

I am baggsying the crack den

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

I've got one of them

I think I lost mine :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I printed mine out and put it on the wall

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

I may have to ask him nicely to redo it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Still got it, somewhere...

*rummages in 'old posts' tin*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

I got one too, many moons ago

Wish I could remember what for

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Some characteristically worrying insight into

that head of yours...
;-)

Only messing, lovely *hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Me and Mrs Trellis have the same filthy head :)

This could mean we might get kick out of where ever we have lunch on Friday

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Sometimes, your posts are like the missing words round on HIGNFY

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

That would be my dyslexia, I wont notice there is a word or letter missing as I think I have put it in there

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

I'm not having a pop - it makes it more of a challenge!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

I know your not :)

I'm just explaining

You now have me wondering what I have missed out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

You're ninja-ing like a demon, aren't you?

;-)

Don't worry about it!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

No apologies for the truth round here please!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

Hehehe...

He's doing well; Actually He and Prof Undercover should be up for "special services to..." awards today.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Hee hee :)

In other news, anyone else find this an odd choice of phrase?:

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

what sort of monster would make a spiky omelette

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

I know!

What kind of monster would make an omelette....?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

An omelette with tarragon in it is wonderful

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

hahaha :D

If they have pictures, how can it be missing. I love the BBC news site :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

wow...

...those photographers are GOOD!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

I would it if there were big bastard eagles

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

the bbc really are tards arnt they

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Ha!

They'll contain a lot of Sea / Sky combinations....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

ha ha... found the pilot!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Haha ace

*The most time spent on this image was searching google for the source

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

OMG IT'S GONNA CRASH ON THE ISLAND AND THE AIR FRANCE 6 WILL RETURN IN A FEW MONTHS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

ha ha... next time...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

and you'd know this because???

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

it's the best way to preserve them

just stick em in the freezer and they'll keep for ages

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

...but.. but... I dont wanna :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

today is your candlemitzvah

it is a time of new beginnings. a time to try new things and new experiences.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

It's only my first candle day :(

/was a cheapskate for two years blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

and there's me feeling bad for not donating after a year

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

I just wanted the candle and the attention that comes with it :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

haha!

happy first b3taday, you!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Yay! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

hahaha :)

Mmmmm, warm and smelly around your cock

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

hahah funny, that's how I described Oprah Winfrey once, during her "cake years"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

pfft

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

well, he's got the power, innit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

his power is over 9000

fo shaw

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

OVER 9000!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

KILL IT WITH RONSEAL!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

heheh

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

oh crap, that is nasty O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

The head is real and the body fake.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

haha!

he can fart thunderstorms don't you know

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mutated monty, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I'm trying to enjoy guinness and scones here

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I haz a Milkybar

it was 41p!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Milky bars are pointless, just drink some milk

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

you have failed to observe my username,

but your words are wise and have been heeded.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

41p?!

Topics must cost you a fortune

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Buy packs of them from supermarkets

At my local shop Double Deckers cost 59p, but I can buy a pack of 5 for £1.55 which is a recession busting 31p per bar.

Sorry local shop, but you just got credit crunched.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Mmmmmmm... Guinness...

...mmmmmmm... scones.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

exactly, its a winning combination

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

i prefer Guinness and Scotch...

...but to each his own... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Crikey

HE-MAN SCRIBBLE PEA ROAST TIMES!

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I likes that :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Powerpuff girls style :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

that is so damn awesome, I actually want to stick it in Illustrator, and colour it......

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Ask the lovely lady, she wont bite you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

DO IT! I well can't do that. If you ever get bored, feel free.

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

I may well do, cheers! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

that's no scribble

that's arts!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

hahahhahahaha! holy shit, that's nasty.... KILL IT!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

hahaha...oh, god....

his right leg has its anatomy on the outside...

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

it's real!...

...he's got muscles i've never even imagined.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

erk!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

Is that you ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

an old chestnut

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mutated monty, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

*squints*

Hilux?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

me no nothing

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mutated monty, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Sorry, Top Gear reference

I must stop doing that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Please

Don't stop doing that :)

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!

/Churchill Insurance\pornstar blog

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Ahahaha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

AHHAHAHA

genuine lol

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Hahahaha!

Excellent.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

heheh great animation

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

gravity test...

...(o.k.!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

*applauds*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

lovely work as always :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

hehehe

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Hahaha

good one, clicked.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Well he did pick a stupid piece to take out...

Woo, sir, and also yay.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Clever boy

Very nice!

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

awesomebags :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Brilliant,

brilliant. Just brilliant!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

Incredible!

I salute your skill.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Haha

Awesome, have a click'age

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Haha

Lovely stuff

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Sheep!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Yaaaaarr!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

I spang you long time

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Heh

Comment beats pun.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

ris?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

happy candlemas and all that

it be a pyrex of the carribean pun

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

oh fuck!

Stan can fuck right off then! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Hahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

hahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Haha

Happy candle day event thingy.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

ta :)

Sheff bash less than 2 weeks and counting.
Weather is looking good :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

oh god...

you are a very naughty man.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Where did you get to yesterday?

We went to the pub next door.Mr H got you a pint in too.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I couldn't remember the pub...

I am cursed with a shocking internal mapping system and sense of direction. I had to give up! Sorry! I hope the pint didn't go to waste...
I'll gaz Mr H and apologise!
Lest that excuse sound very feeble - I also got a text from a friend reminding me that I was supposed already to be at his house. One day I'll get organised...

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Hello, have we met?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

I believe we may have exchanged some brief (and embarrassing) words!

how's you?

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Good for having had some sleep! And you squire?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Very well!

just got back from London village, am playing with cat and drinking tea.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

\o/ TEA!

That is a fantabulous idea, I may go and acquire some.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I'm making a second cup...

:D tea!!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

*loves*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

*hurts*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

pffffft

good old pie rot

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I need to make a spanging gif

Edit: Oh fucking hell, I am listen to the new Eels album and the first track sounds like teh quo :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Your spanging powers won't work on me boy.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

OH GOD

Spangalicious. Good work.

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fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

*Launches a full salvo of Intercontinental Spanging Missles*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

~~Intercontinental~~ Incontinent

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

He he

should be full of ginger beer, or perhaps rum.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

My Star Sign is Pyrex

/Test Tube Baby

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

deary me, Archie...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

hahaha the missing 14th sign.

Kinda throws out the astrology bollocks if ones birthdate is selectable.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

*North Yorkshire Tests Spangtomic Bomb*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

i don't think you measure up...

...heh heh.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Oooofff!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

hahahah

but deckArd shirley?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

adding the d was hard enough!

nothing gets past b3ta filta! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

apologies sir

made me lol so it doesn't matter.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

thats all that matters really

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

hehehe :)

I am trying to remember which version of Blade Runner is the best one, so which one is it?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Directors Cut

or Final Cut.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

final cut

you need the narration otherwise it maka da no sense innit?!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I dunno.

Watch the Director's Cut a couple of times and I think you can put it all together.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I've put the new blu-ray version on my rental list

I will see what that is like before I buy which ever one

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

The Director's Cut is better imo.

It has less (or perhaps no) voiceover.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

agreed

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

i like the voiceover

makes it ever grittier imo :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I think that is one I have always seen

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Blade Runner is shit.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

The one with minimum wailing from the so called 'fans'

that's easily the best one

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

none, they're all shit

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

hahaha!

that's great!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

hehe

cheers!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Hamtoucher

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

too soon man

too soon

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

or IS it?

dun dun DUUUUUNNN

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

It's Tuesday in Australia

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

BUT NOT IN TOKYO!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

how about Richard?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Nope

no idea what this is about!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

you have to consider the questions he didn't ask

and then all will become clear

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I'm already too old

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

I just checked your profile.

I really like it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

ooh ta Mr mofaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

or IS it?

dun dun DUUUUUNNNN

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

IT IS IN SYDNEY

BUT NOT IN PERTH

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

or IS it?

dun dun DUUUNNNNNNNNN

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

*stabs you to deaths with a gay stick*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

*goatses*

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

you need to floss

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

No doubt Abrams will do all of his own gfx for every show

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Hahaha

Needs to be gritty and have poorly rendered edges

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

When I watched the first series in HD,

I thought that would be so much better - it was actually *much* worse....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

I was similarly dissapointed when I watched HD pornography

"...now that is some cheap plastic surgery right there..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

ooh yes

you need some kind of filter from the harsh reality.

try crying for your mother while you wank instead

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!

...

*is very ninja of himself...*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

0_0

Bad Prof!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

This

*disassociates himself from Prof*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

it's almost all Griffy's fault

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

next you'll claim that you ought to film youself wanking

while wearing just your mother's slippers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Oh, bloody hell, Griffy....

*bokes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I'm upsetting myself now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I know

I should be ostracised from decent society... I'll sign up to run as a candidate at the next general election.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

good idea

we should all run for parliament as MPs for the B3ta party.

what job do you want?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

ooooh

can I be assistant under-secretary to the deputy speaker? Or some osrt of treasurer... I'd hide the treasure.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

HA HA HA

a brilliant thought just struck me - imagine if I did run for parliament and (through a stroke of insane chance) got in... then the Daily Mail found out that I am a b3tan and came here to check everything I've posted... they could print THIS thread as evidence for why I went into politics...

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

you now only have one future path

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

indeed

it will be hard work, but it would all be worth it.

I LOVE YOU DAILY MAIL I WILL BE WITH YOU SOON

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

haha

I wondered what level you'd take your response to!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

As ever, way too far.... ;-)

He's even got his own 'special' award for some horrific comment he once made:
The 'Most Unpleasant Felching Comment Award':

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I continually strive to better myself - just in completely the wrong ways.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Arf!

beautifully done.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Needs more CGI lens flare

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

i've just seen what you had for dinner last night

how? how is that even possible? i had a glass of water for mine! :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Oh, man - they were lovely.

And I'm a gannet, too.

/belly bought & paid for blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

hahaha :D

Right I am going to go and see it on Thursday morning, so It will be nice and dead in the cinema

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

*LOL*

Superb.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Haha YES!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Pfft!

And worryingly accurate, too!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

supernovaflare!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

star trek

by david braben

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Needs more wireframes

Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Der Dah Der Der Dah...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Hahaha I like jin

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

hahaha

a bit of squirtage would make this perfect though!

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Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

heheheheehhe

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Others, OTHERS!

I wish the others were still something to be feared, same with smokey

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

i stopped watching a long time ago

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

let me guess, series 3?

Its still brilliant (although i can understand why people wouldn't like the direction its gone in).

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

I think the revelation of Jacob was good at the end of the last series,

but killing him wasnt very nice.

That boat which jacob saw coming in, blatently the black rock.

But one thing that confused me the most is that everyone knew about the statue, surely they would have gone and investigated it in the time they were there and not just ignored it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

jesus spoilers!

peolpe here will be very upset with you :/

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Bah! people will have seen it anyway, I cant imagine people who care not watching it

Edit: and I have a candle I can do what I want ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

American serials seem to go wrong roughly after the first series.

When they realise they can carry on money spinning, but because they originally were supposed to have finite purpose and plot all the following series just seem convuluted, pointless and inconclusive.

See Heroes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Not to mention they take up valuable financing and airtime for what could be several zombie based television series.

Possibly a sitcom....

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I think it was when they got off the island, onto the boat

They just drag things out for ages

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I stopped watching after episode 2, it is to dull

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Smokey is something to be feared, as is John Locke

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

True, but not in the same way as he used to be

although they don't really go to the dark territory anymore so i guess you wouldn't bump into the monster very much.

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

I do like the way it ended, but I think this new series will start with them crashing again

but with all the knowledge they had before, or something like that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

hahahah

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

hahaha :D

perfect :D

especially that little bit of bollock-floppage at the end :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

thanks for noticing ;)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

he is watch this

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

ouchy

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

heheh

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

The world's most dangerous trampoline

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

ace cockage!

but I'm afraid I don't recognise him, so the reference is lost for me... ;(

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

very good haha

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

It's Corporal Chang from Enterprise!

tsk!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

oh yeah! dur!

look: www.b3ta.com/board/9485003

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Good Grief! That's him!

He's definitely looked better, hasn't he?

I feel shame for having doubted him, now.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I now want to find him and talk to him about why he is going around London pissed out of head

It has just hit me, he isn't Jamnog's father, is he?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

He somehow had the air of a man who was used to being understood

and was very frustrated that booze had rendered him almost incomprehensible. He was a rather nice chap, truth be told.

edit: and hahaha to Jamnog's dad!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

You're very generous, given that he nicked your baccy!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

owned up straight away and apologised profusely...

he earns more than me, though, the bastard!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

He was, he could have got very shit with us sort of cornering him

and JPG trying to set fire to him and wanting to see his fucking card

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

haha!

he held his own just fine. :)

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

You don't half talk some rot sometimes ;-)

He was hanging around trying to get us to buy him a drink!
That, or blag more ciggies.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

haha!

^very much this...

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

I think he asked me for a ciggy and I thought he asked if he could sit down, so I got up

I do talk a lot sense, just not necessarily in the right order :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

is it Tuesday already?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

o_O

In other news, it looks like I'm moving :) Getting my own place is ~~really exciting~~ more terrifying than being hugged by drunken Jamnog.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

congrats!

looks like a good 'fixer-upper'...

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Haha

This is the real house
richardsavidge.co.uk/images/listing_photos/1052_p1743.jpg

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

very smart! :D

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Yeah

And the landlords allow pets so fuck off fish, I'll finally be able to get some chinchillas :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

You may want to take the water out of the tank before you put the chinchillas in there.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Haha

My sister is getting the aquarium, it's about double the size of the one I got her & her fiancee for Christmas last year.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

great!

those things live for years, don't they? Like, much longer than cats or dogs. And they have little hands.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

20 years so I'm told

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

the cuddly friend that just keeps on being cuddly!

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

And sounds like a tauntaun

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTEog9gJjrU - start around 55 seconds in.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

hahaha!

daft little thing.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'm homeless just now

I had a shower at work this morning...

true story.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

poo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

he looks like he's trying to use it to start a fire

"... why won't it light?"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

He's not rubbing it hard enough

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

eeheeheehee

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Darling denies any links with Tracy Island

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Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

haha!

'flipping' great (geddit?)

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enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

Aceness

Again

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Supermarionation Politicians FTW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

and indeed any links with credibility

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

haha yay!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

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