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You...................... remind me of the babe...........

What................. babe?

Babe with the power,

What................... power? power of VOODOO,

Who do?

you do...........................

EDIT: Are people ignoring Henry, or was I too subtle?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Limahl, get down from there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

haha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

Wot he sed

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

wot she didn't say...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

There's an endless number of things she didn't say

You can't possibly have thought of them all in a minute

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

I somehow doubt you'd say what Joliet would never say to me.

It'd be sexy. She knows it.

*does the I'm on ignore dance*

Jolie Joliet, please say it's true.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

How do you do the "I'm on ignore" dance?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

blowing raspberries and flicking the vs with both hands

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

I stole that many moons ago as an avatar for a forum :)

I haven't been on there in over a year now though

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

*confuses*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

I was as well

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

What is going on here?

Whatever it is, I insist you all stop it at once.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Googles Limahl

CHRIST!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

I do a good club singer style

He he did look like that, I would

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

I love that sequence

The whole Escher set (indeed most of the film) blew my tiny 7 year old mind. (and woo btw)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

Yea its a winner in my book

Thanks :)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

I loved it as a kid

and now as an adult all I can see is david bowie's cock framed in every scene he's in.

I'm not sure if I prefer it then or now...

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arrangedletters, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

*Bulges

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Ha ha! It is scarily visible

for a large portion (of the film)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Shatners would have been bigger

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

"He's a rocketmaaaaaaaaaan"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

what?

and in other news Grasshopper is Impatient

edit: oh.. glass grasshopper

move along, nothing to see

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

J'adores it

I said J'adores it

(dixHuit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

B-B-B-B-B-BLEARS!

Click for cleavage and tats

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

my god that's a hypnotic movement..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

indeed

it does scare me that she is the spawn of richard and judy though...

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

*googles*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh! Her face is a horrible hybrid of the two

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

I really can't look away.............

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Ye Gods!

*cannot unsee*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

I won't click thank you

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Nonce

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

No thanks, I've already been sick this year

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

Ponce

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

if there'd have been a bit of dribble I'd have been interested

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Good Lord!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

looks a little bit like she has downs.....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Doctor Kirk!

(iamgoingtohell, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Fabulous

and nicely done

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Hand me my sonic screwdriver

/never really got into Dr Who

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Same here, I never really get into any of the sci-fi programs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Dr Who isn't Sci Fi

It's a documentary.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

Well, it's not a very good one

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

hahahahahah! hell yeah! now that is a series of Doctor Who I'd watch!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

K! 2!

It's! The!

Daleks!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Fabuloso!!

Top notch! :D

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..wil, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

I am confused as to what day it is again

Nicely done

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

it's last August

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

It could be for all I know :)

I am getting that odd feeling that they have made up a new day again

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

Could that new day be a weekend day please

I don't think I could stand another working day

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Let me be the next

Very sad. I was hoping he'd be Saint Of Killers in the Preacher film.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

You're at least the second

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Wayyyy from the first...

In fact I think the first post was on this board before the maid had entered the room...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Well it was posted pretty quickly...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Pfft!

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

The first shop of this was actually posted on /board by the maid

before she phoned the polizei

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I am actually starting to think that Virulent did him in just to give his post some context...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Well - "found in a wardrobe with rope tied round his neck and body"

Gotta be the work of a b3tan...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

just practically

how do you hang yourself in a wardrobe?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

especially if you're as tall as carradine

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Makes for a bleak ending

to the Narnia books!!

(Virulent, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Bwahahaha!

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

*Whistles innocently*

*Hides left over rope*

(Virulent, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hutchingson MK.II

Hello all, how are you?

I have been to vote and did a dirty vote*

*not really, I'm not a fool

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

If I may quote Goldie Lookin' Chain

"Michael Hutchence is one of 'em too, made a hundred million quid dying wanking on the loo"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

But he didn't die wanking on the loo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Poetic licence

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I don't care, it is million times wrong

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Well why dont you go on the internet and complain about it then

oh...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

You may quote the GLC anytime as far as I'm concerned

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Your mothers got a penis

sorry

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I'm not a law obeyer, so you can tell your mayor I'm a non-stop rhythm-rock poetry sayer.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

fuck... he'd have been good in that actually

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

You know it

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Mmmmmmmmm

I have a dolly of him. It's really shittily made, but it's kosher.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

You go up a level now.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Are you another Preacher Person?

Thee, me and Tombles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Oh my gosh yes

I only really got into Sandman and Preacher in terms
of graphic novels. Till I picked up Watchmen a while back.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

sandman is ace. you should check out The Invisibles thats ace

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

*notes*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I've not read the Invisibles

That's Grant Morrison isn't it? I liked Zenith.

If there's anything I've read which is better than Preacher or Sandman then it is Transmetropolitan.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

or Hellblazer

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

o'bedlam in pimping the source of his webname shock

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arrangedletters, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Tim Roth would make a killer Cassidy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Oooh yes.

But who should be SoK now?

I had this debate with Evilscary a while back.
Can't rmember who was suggested first.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I still think Clint Eastwood, but everyone says I'm crap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

He'd be ace.

He's just about crusty enough now too.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

ooo i've been thinking for the Saint of Killers how about dragging Clint out of retirement. that may sound like a cop out because he's THE cowboy actor who's still alive but if you've seen Unforgiven, he would be so perfect.

/ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

He will be dead buy time they make it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

We'll we've got a director- Sam Mendes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Oh god O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

fuck that. I say we dig up peckinpah and feed him whiskey till he gets back on his tough ol' son uvva bitch feet and directs the fuck out of the movie

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

It's better than nowt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

oh yeah mendes is pretty good.

he's no peckinpah though.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

In fairness

Peckinpah's not much of a Peckinpah anymore either.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

he's not dead, he's frozen in a vault with john wayne as soon as we find a cure for Being Too Much Of A Tough Sumbitch we're thawing them out with neat whiskey and they're gonna kick ass all over again

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

On another note

What would you think of someone with a Banksy style tattoo?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

I would think

'hooray, they have a tattoo'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

There was a girl on the esculater in front of me, when I was in the tate modern yesterday

with one on the back of her neck, it was the shittest looking tattoo I have seen. I wanted to take a picture, but I can't turn the sound of on the camera on my phone

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Mine don't look that great, yet

maybe hers is the start of something bigger and lovelier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

god i hope not, it really was awful

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

So, she's in a Modern Art Gallery with a Banksy tattoo on her neck

He'd probably recoil at being thought of as a
marketable commodity while quietly rubbing his
hands together.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

them's fighting words

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

He will be dead soon

I say, next year

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

yah.. and they should do the dark knight returns and have him in that and all.

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arrangedletters, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

I think Eastwood would be OK as SoK.

If he's not too old and decrepit.

I'd suggest Bruce Campbell but I'm afraid someone would think I was being serious.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

It'll be Johnny Depp

It always is.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

They'll probably go for Bruce Willis

or Mickey Rourke based on Sin City.

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

they're both way to big

if there's a white version of that big mexican guy with the mariachi tattooed on his chest that'd be perfect

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Danny Trejo?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

YAY TREJO

Yay for them actually making Machete.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

thats the chap. he looks the part but he's a bit too dark

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

mickey rourke could work...

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arrangedletters, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

I don't buy it, there's just too much of him

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Bill Nighy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

his hands are too spooky

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

He's good and drawn though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

he'd make a great one of the Adephi though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

Ooooh yes.

So would Carlos Acosta, my favourite ballet dancer at the moment

www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/programmes/images/Carlos_Acosta1.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

he looks like a bit more of a seraph to me. very good face though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Actually, yes.

Isn't he beautiful?

He dances so wonderfully, so boldly. Makes me cry. Such a girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'm afraid you could explain ballet to me from now till more or less the end of time and I'm not sure I'd get it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

He can't do anything with them

Damn bastard arthritis

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

I was thinking more his face fits

I also like him as an actor which helps.

also there is far too much of it for a film. and it will be a dissappointment. Or a trilogy. I'm not sure which is worse.

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arrangedletters, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

have you seen the wrestler yet?

quality picture that

Aaronofsky just surpassed himself

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

I am perfectly happy for them to cut out the meat fucking scene

when I turned the page to see that I nearly threw up

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

that was awesome :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

It's probably a great compliment to Garth Ennis

that I was so engrossed in this story and so heavily invested that I saw that page, shreiked and threw it on the floor.

:OD

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

I think Ennis would fucking love that as a response

I had a recoil at the serial killer at the end of the first book

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

The guy who ran our local comic shop

Went and bought some of the original Glenn Fabry covers. I saw them. It was sweet.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Really?

Lucky bastard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

It always is

Because they know it will make more money if he is in, as it will get more women to watch it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Tim Roth has been drinking from the poisoned cup.

They're trying to House him over here.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

i know :(

lie to me, right?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

I'll House You

Say what?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Take an awesome english actor, say hugh laurie, and put him in a shit show which is bizarrely popular and make him loads of money

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

House Music

All night long

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

That reminds me

I promised I'd purchase the complete Preacher.

Edit: Wow. I was sure ebay would have the complete set, but no!

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL COMIC SHOP!

Seriously, they're closing down everywhere.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Good point

well made.

*makes a note to head down to Calamity tomorrow*

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

I know, the one in reading has gone

The nearest one to me now is forbidden planet in london

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

You're joking?!

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

nope

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

God, please don't give money to them

they're the tesco of comics and stuff.

If you go to Aylesbury and Wycombe market you should be able to find my comic dealer- I can check with him when he's on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

^This

There's an OK one at th e bottom of Croydon but they miss out a bit due to shit location and the Forbidden Planet up the road.

And my favourite comic shop on Charing Cross Road closed down a few years ago unfortunately.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

I wouldn't piss up their collective arse if their shit was on fire.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

There;s a comic shop just round the corner, off shaftsebury avenue, inbetween forbidden planet

and the british museum, I think they are an indie shop, also one next to centre point, both in dark dingy basements, full of people wordelessly thumbing through racks of comics! as they should be and saves going into forbidden punnet. :-)

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

What? Really?

I was only in there last week. Dang, they had a good selection as well. Got all my preacher collection from there and had just started out on Sandman too.

(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

yay!

The saint of killers is an ace character :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I really need to finish reading the Preacher

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

then start on The Boys.

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arrangedletters, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

or transmetropolitan

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

or Battlepope.

edit: whoops, I so meant

OR KUZIMU

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

It looks good

Never asked Warren about it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I have heard of this.. I think...

perhaps maybe.

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arrangedletters, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Read it

Transmetropolitan is fucking awesome.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

I read the boys

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

yay :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

I liked the boys

Mighty sausage :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

tis a good comic.

I'm yet to read any of herogasm yet though.

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arrangedletters, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Paedo.

/autocomplete

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

shite

didnt know he'd died :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

:*(

r.i.p grasshopper

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

oh...

...Fu...!... :'(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

BLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARS!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

you're giving me very confusing feelings

about Hazel...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

^This

it's like a small Tori Amos when she was younger

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

No need to be confused

She's a tiny tidy sex kitten

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Waspy, you are a bad man

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Pocket Blears all in white

must be filming a tampax advert or sommat

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

yay

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

my gf's sister looks like Blears

but with an Australian accent

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

\o/

*profiles*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

let Gordon know

maybe he can give her a job and make it look like they're still friends.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

your girlfriend wasn't aussie on saturday was she?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

hahah no

her sister moved to Australia years ago

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

thank christ

I could have sworn I really liked her accent. I'd have hated to think I'd hallucinated the whole thing and she was actually a whinger

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

She only has the accent

because the evil fucking witch lives in Australia.
You failed to mention I look nothing like Blears or my friggin' sister!

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Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

She posts!

Happy b3tada too!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Why thank you

Also, I actually have the mental age of a one-year-old, which is fitting.

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Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

HAPPY CANDLE DAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Thank you kind sir

Maybe B3ta isn't so scary after all...

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Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

better with or without? with? or without?

it's better when I can't quite see her

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

hahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hahaha brilliant!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Hahahahaha

you stuck your tag near her inappropriate place.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Of course, when this shot was released by her PR people, she looked like this

I actually forgot to save before I shrunk her, and so had to recreate the full size woman in photoshop. What a waste of time!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

you're doing horrible things to me here

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

wait till you see the next one...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Be excellent to each other (Except Klingons)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I loved that film

Be Excellent to each other

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

"...but those are historical babes...."

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

^this

One of my favourites

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*

most excellent

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Most tranquil!

*clickety woo*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

That's the first time I've seen the "WIN" version :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

Stop the comp

*clicks till I can't click no more*

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahah

*Clicks* :)

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Ninj, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Dude...

...most EXCELLENT!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

hahaha

clicky

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

That's a click!

Also a chance to roll out a Bill and ted Pearost! Woo!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

that is most non non non non non heinous

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

WOAH, WARP DUDE!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Look, just eat it like a big boy,

and THEN you can have some pudding!

Previously

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..wil, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahaha!

WIN WIN WIN!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

What the...?

Hahahaha!

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

WOO WOO!

too much hummus!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

lovely :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

officelol

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Haa haa...

...better than the FP one.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAgaspHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

stop the comp, ve haff ein vinner

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Ha ha ha.

NOSH

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

hahahaha <3 u

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

win!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

lovely :)

what film is it? am i missing something?

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Quite right, it isn't, neither are either of the FPed ones,

but I just whack 'em out, what happens to them after that is up to others...

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..wil, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

fair play :)

just thought i was being thick....

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

this among the finest things on the internet.

it is perfection.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

LOVE IT!!!

Much awesomeness

(Miquaight Pew pew laser bears, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

STOP THE COMPO

WE HAVE A WINNER!

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applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Awesome

...a worthy winner but I'm just waiting for the CDC versions...

Waits...

...........still waiting..........

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

That was my first thought, but as it clearly involves biting,

I didn't wanna see that...

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..wil, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

hahahaha

I can't stop watching it, and as a result, can't stop laughing. Superbly funny.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Lovely stuff, WiL!

you've surpassed yourself.

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enceladus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Great!

Loving this

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Sheep!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Sheer crazyness.

Love it!

*click*

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

I have to say old boy...

...you appear to have this compo sewn up!! Beuatiful animations sir, so have a massif *click* :)

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Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Ah, but HT is back, so now it's all over!

*rolls over and shows tummy*

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..wil, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

...

ahhhh...what's up Spock?

very good

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mozza, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

awww he loves carrots :)

*clicks*

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

LMAO!

when put through the verbswapper from the newsletter,
the ref line of this post becomes

maintained, just sodomise it liquidated a big boy

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

Sossidge??

Read his lips... he's saying

'Gahhh... it's a sausage!'

(BuggerBognor, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)

HAHAHAH!!!

BRILLIANT! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

HAHAHAH!!!

BRILLIANT! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

oh man

That's one that you really laugh out loud at. Brilliant.

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

RP for compo : deep space

(gogomas, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

seconded

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

...

...3

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

heheh :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Is that the hairy arse monster from the second series?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

if that's Shatner's arse

I'm a cormorant

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

and how was this received first time you posted it?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

don't repost

and why am I looking at your duodenum?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

is that a wookie in a T Shirt?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

oh fuck off

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

I fucking hate everything about today

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I didn't know you were me.

EDIT: IN FACT I'M WEARING THIS T SHIRT RIGHT NOW

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Roland Shat-ner

I apologise for nothing..

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Will you not apologise for not

reading the compo brief at least?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Point taken...

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Ayyyyyyyyyy

Shatfans!

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

arf

Roll VT Checkov

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

well...

...the 'Shat' part is right.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Roland Rat was a movie?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Give it up Barb

no-one's reading the rules

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

It doesn't normally bother me

but for some reason today it does.

I should go do something else for a bit.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I think it's because there are SO many posts

with any tenuous link to Shatner. It normally happens for just the morning of the new comp but it's gone on all day and you're bored of it.

I'm right there with ya brother

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Changed the Post...

Now only mainboard admission, hope thats satisfactory :)

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

..............Steal Your Face.................

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I am dead grateful that you posted this :D

*rocks out*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

*******

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8-oNnzbJ4M

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Rubbish.

Do it again.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Zoom zoom zoom

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Driving that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch that speed

fucking A. nicely done

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

put some effort in will you for fucks sake

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

2 hours of pure effort!... :) ...(and thankyou)... :D ...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

it shows

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

FLASH

AH-AH!

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

i had a grateful dead t-shirt when i was 10

ugly as fuck, but OMGSKULLS! which is important to 10 year old boys

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Right I'm off to....

Don't forget to do it as well

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

he'd get my vote

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

I thought all the candidates were nice

so I voted for all of them

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

I'm going to write CAN I VOT FOR KITTINS PLESE on mine

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Huaaazh for fair play

That way everyone's a winner :D

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

At last - a little rationality in politics.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

he's got my vote!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

A Vote for battenberg is a vote for a cakier tomorrow!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Shit, I didn't see them on my form :( :( :(

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Probably on the other side

(or in a constituency that is not fielding a Battenberg candidate you are allowed to post a slice of Battenberg into the ballot box in lieu of a ballot paper)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I am now adding battenberg to my expenses claim form this afternoon.

(otherwise known as a ballot form)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yay :D

I voted this morning and was disgusted to see someone I know standing as a BNP candidate :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

you know a racist

you know a racist!

you disgust me by proxy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

It is rather worrying :(

I am good friends with her brother, who is a lovely, lovely man, and her daughter was in my class.

However, I must state for the record that she also has 6 fingers on one hand. So that could explain it....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

the six fingered racists

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Send her back to Mars where she came from!

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

coming over here,

being racist!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

he would in no way whatsoever get my vote, but rather a firm and brisk boot up the jacksie

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

no! resign!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

HEAR HEAR

*backbenches*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Such flagrant disregard of the battenburgy goodness.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

it's horrid, vile

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

It's lovely, magnificent.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

glorious

and ours!

(

Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

What's not to like?

Sponge cake - check
Apricot jam - check
Marzipan - check

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Marzipan - boke

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

^you speak the truth

it ruins the potential awesomeness it could be...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

The only good thing about marzipan is its relative ease of removal.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I was like you once, young sir

adrift on the lonely, marzipanless, seas.

Then I grew up and out of my irrational hatred

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I have always loved almond

So marzipan is good.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

almonds are mildly

hallucinogenic if consumed in near toxic quantities...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

But that's the thing with Marzipan.

It is a granny confectionary. Much like those candied fruits you get at christmas.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

sponge cake is utter fail

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

O_O

(

Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

What did you just say?

*gets out of chair*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

*looks up*

Not another one. Tom, stop offending tall people.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I wasn't offended

I was heading to the kitchen to make him a molten chocolate sponge cake

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Don't, then we'll have to take him to hospickle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Do people without molten chocolate sponge cake need hospital treatment?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

No, but Toms with do. Possibly. Maybe.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9495537

my head swells up and I look like I have the bloaty head sickness from theme hospital

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Oh o_O

That's bad :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Hahaha!

God I love that game

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

The bigger they are

the harder they can hit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Yes but I feel this silly need to protect you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Its a curious effect I have on women, I assume something in my pheromones makes girls think I'm a small puppy standing on a traffic island looking stupid

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

You're a young man that can string decent sentences together.

I think we just want to preserve your genes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

They're looking at introducing me into south london council estates to try and improve the genepool

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

You're very good breeding stock.

that was meant to sound less like I was hoping for a phial of Tom's Finest.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

*donates*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Why thank you.

I shall treasure it forever.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

you heard me.

sponge cake is vile. its like eating a brillopad

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

*rolls up sleeves*

*gets to baking*

I make a sponge cake SO moist and nyom I'm having to learn how to make it more sturdy!

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

:D try cooking it.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

*takes her cake to Facebook where it's appreciated!*

:OP

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Facebook is fun

I have like 5 friends and everything, the other 10 or so are family

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

it really is rather nice

nom nom nom... however - I propose that in the interests of peace we all get behind the Sticky Toffee Pudding Party - shirley no one can deny that the STP is the peace maker of the deserts.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

But they are really only a protest vote

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

May I proffer

that they form a coalition with the Custard Candidates to make a better, stronger, party.

(

Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

hold on just a minute there

lets now do anything rash - a Cus/Sti coalition is going to be complicated to sell to the voter in the streets - and what about the ice cream issue and the closeness of the Custard party to the Bananas?

I'm not sure about this at all...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

*Tea + Monitor = very strange looks from colleagues*

*pretends it's a coughing fit*
*thinks she got away with it*

(

Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

they are a legitimate alternative

I agree that they haven't had much experience of power, but they are well regarded throughout the country.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Black Forest Gateau, dessert we can tuck into!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

allergic to chocolate

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

You've got my vote

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

\o/

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

with celebrity endorsements such as this

we can't fail to win!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

noooo

Not a kick up the "third way"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Good on you my battenburg hating brother!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

fight the power!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

right on right on

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

stop rocking the boat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Or the devil will drag you under

by the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

I couldn't find any battenburg for the mini-bash last night

Therefore I will pause in voting Battenburg for the time being, thank you.*glowers*

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fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

*votes*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Burn it down, blow it up and kick it 'til it breaks.

All politicians are the same, all politicians are scum, we've been saying it for years, it's taken this long for people to listen, nothing's going to change, because people don't want it to change, because we're all warm enough, fat enough, and comfortable enough.

I like your picture.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

some might say I'm a little too fat

FUCK THEM I say - fuck them in their skinny asses!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Pfft.

"Bum".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Yessir!

*clicks*

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

FUCK YEAH

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

right corner fade...

...interesting.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Eh?

I am confused

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

The border

he's trying to define your being through your use of the border fade

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

me too...

...the bottom right corner is faded out... just something i noticed.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I have no idea anymore.

I have always scorned people who didnt vote, but what is worse? Not voting or making an uninformed vote?

Britain flips a coin.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

this

also, "You didn't vote so you can't complain" seems logically flawed to me, but I can't explain why

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Exactly.

Politics, keeping me confused since 1977.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Yes - because it's bollocks, that's why.

"You didn't vote - you can't complain"

"Watch me."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

that's my kind of logic

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

"To Boldly Go............and LIFT THE DAMN SMOKING BAN!!!!"

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

what film is this now?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Why have I not received my offer letter yet?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

it takes a while to write letters in calligraphy with gold-leaf embellishments

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

You're not going to hire me, are you?

Hope dashed on the cruel rocks of despair by the fiendish Nibes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

haha

my girlfriend's telling me off now for not offering you a job

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

YOU TELL HIM, BETTER HALF

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Don't worry

I shall biff him right up for you

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Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

\o/

Sisters are doing it for... Captaiiiiiin.

A much better song.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

twould appear to be your birfdee

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

CAKEY TIEM!

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Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

*waves to the lovely L*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Hello

I'm scared of B3ta

*hyperventilates*

*runs away from B3ta for next ten years*

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Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

We're fucking lovely. Look at how lovely we are.

Geoff stop pulling a face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Don't make me grab your earlobe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

*wiggles bum*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

RIGHT

Come here, I'm going to woman all over you. That'll learn you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

It's your b3atday too!
Must have cayke!
xx

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

That's just pure coincidence and now I am even more freaked!

*hides in corner*

*starts rocking*

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Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Aw.

This might cheer you up news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8082995.stm
I am Mrs BBC today.

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fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Haha

great minds...

www.b3ta.com/board/9495421

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Ha!

Brilliant. I could look at that all day. I may print it out and stick it on the wall.

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fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

:D I keep hearing about this

I shall deffo watch when I get home!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

This is what happens when you make the Dulux dog mayor.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

I like the thought of him 'stumbling away'

Stumble on out to sea, you embarrassment

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

It's been keyboard catted already on links

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

Marvellous

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fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

yay good ol' bumbling boris :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Ummmm....none, we just gotta 'shop Shatner, right?

Edit:- Ah B******S, ok.....you got it right, I screwed it up. (Again)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

That's right.

blah blah blah shatner blah blah blah photoshop blah blah blah hilarious

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

^this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

to be fair the title of the compo is just "Shatner!"

and to be doubly fair this is inevitable anyway

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Never mind, this picture has cheered me right up. RIGHT UP I tell you.

img188.imageshack.us/img188/5589/b3818240a6534826.jpg

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

haha

there was a bumbling gravity-assisted inevitability about it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

ah no, I just wondered if it was a film

I'm quite happy for there to be a Shatnerpub

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Shatmagnets: The Movie

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

meh

It's no Faucet Inn

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

pfft!

Nice mind

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

as in the place is nice mind (you)

or are you complimenting my mind on its ability to see double entendre everywhere?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

option a

I took an Aussie mate to Cardiff once and on the chalkboard menu in a pub
it listed the sarnies on offer followed by 'Nice mind!'
Mate still doesn't understand it.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

hahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Also, the faucett people MUST know

My dad used to spout this one before he became born again:

Anne Likes
Coxwell Inn
Tillit
Herts

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

hahahaha

born again?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Oh yes

Him & the mother
It's actually helped her through his untimely death so to each their own.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

haha

Licensed to Kiss Green Alien Birds

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Man with the Golden Phaser

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

there could be a few here

*thinks hard*

OW!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Thunderborg

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

hahahahahhaha! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

PHWOAR

he looks amazing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

you just like his big weapon :)

he was a sexy lookin' man back in the day

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Oh he so was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

POSTMAN SHATner

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

that's a lol and a click right there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

This! ^

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Postman Shat Postman Shat Postman Shat and his....

*Glees*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

Idea : Excellent
Research : Excellent
Execution : Excellent
Hummus : Excellent
Reading the Compo Rules : FAIL. POSTMAN PAT IS NOT FILM.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

Wot he sed

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Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

*coughs*

www.imdb.com/title/tt0149509/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

That's not a film!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

haha

www.facebook.com/pages/Postman-Pat-The-Movie/7537571287

hehe cool opening music

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Bah, that doesn't count

Stupid arseholes.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

haha yes

I can't believe someone has gone to all that effort.

Probably hoping for ad revenue

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Yeah right...

...because I am in actual fact the BBC, hoping to make money wherever I can to help offset the cost of all those expensive newsreaders.

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Darn...

"Reading the Compo Rules : FAIL. POSTMAN PAT IS NOT FILM."

Caught out yet again...

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

That aside, I really really really like your post :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Hahahahahaha

How's your head?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

'Ive never had any complaints yet'

What's that from?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

hahahahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

It's Elvira.

God my brain holds some crap.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Elvira, cheap rip off of the original Vampira

who sued Elvira unsuccesfully in the late 1980s for stealling her act.

God my brain holds some crap.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

I'm learning all the time

I just wish it was useful stuff

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

I want to know what the average weight of a rabbit is.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Not seen the original

but Elvira makes me piss

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Not...

...too bad, on account of staying on teh shandies.

But obviously addled enough to forget/not realise the compo is FILLUM based, not FILLUM & TELLY based.

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Yes that was impressively sensible of you.

I was absolutely rodentally buttocked.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Good stuff

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fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

hahaha this wins for me :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

You fecker

POST MORE!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

especially for Waspy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Oooh soft focus!

*fwaps*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

Do some work, ya slacker!

ya slacker!C]:0D
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

I like the little stones tumbling off the edge of the Moor pic

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

Do you?

Do you really?
or are you being a bit Barbarossa?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

*gleeeee arms*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

pffft you nutjob

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

Well, I dont care..I still would.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

haha

at least I only thought that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

hahaha! SSSPPPAAAANNNGGGGG!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

It's too late to....

Might as well be one of the first to get in there...
:(

(Virulent, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Ooooof!

Too soon man, too soon!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Indeed, just heard about it.

Do you suppose there's a mininum time between incident and freedom to shop?

(Virulent, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

only the time it takes to read about it

do a shop
upload it
link to it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Ah,

See, i definatly gave it that much time.

(Virulent, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

it would only be worrisome if you already had the pic lined up

like the media does with obituaries

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

True dat...

Though how many pearoasts are we going to see if they ever find Maddie?!

(Virulent, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

to be honest

for that reason alone, I hope they never do.

OMG what have I just said!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Hope that was an edit...

Otherwise, I love how you put "what have I just said", then clicked Post anyway :)

(Virulent, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Ooomph!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Hahaha

"A"?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

GABBALONE!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Diagnosed with terminal cancer, said fuck it, checked himself out

RIP Grasshopper

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

O hai popular hanging person :)

Edit - hold on it's not him... Looks very similar. My bad.

Edit Edit - Oh noes! Grasshopper dead?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

All hanging dead blokes look the same to me

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

oh man!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

KILLED BILL

*closes photoshop*

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

pearoast add

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

Excellente!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

once again, i get my news from b3ta first

sad news though :(

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

this

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Wasn't a huge fan, but tis a loss. I was just watching Crank 2 a few days ago.

(Virulent, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Yup, same here

The BBC site says he was sitting in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and genitals.

How odd.

Edit - BBC have changed it to "Neck and body"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

sexy suicide

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

*office lol*

*office shame*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

who's dead?

no wait....

wait yes....

I was right :(
Edit:
oh ok, he didn't commit suicide then. thats alright then

edit: wait what? some places say he did, some say he didn't

i'm confused

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

this

*edit*

Oh I see

Poor Bill

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

Oh COME ON.

Too sooooon :(

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fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

BLEARS!

I couldn't decide what to do with this to make her look tiny

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

You should have got it full length

and put her on a subutteo pitch :D

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

I was looking for a pic of toy boxing

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

that's fucking sexy

what's the tat say?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

tag innit?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

it is

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

How very chevron of you.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

oh yeah

I'm feelin fick and also sleepy... perhaps coffee would help.

bless your eyes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

mmmm - coffee

capital idea

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

coffee it is then

be back later

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Apparently she has a wasp in her box

Maybe that's why she's so angry

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

I'll put a box in your wasp in a minute!

I still haven't got over how rude you were about Johnson Brown!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

he comes home each evening

and he's ready with his gun?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

That makes no sense

Also I hope you lose your cookie and have to log in again.

*grumps*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

I'll log your fecking cookie in a minute!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

I have no idea what that means

but I'm excited

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

You spelled BLEARGH! wrong

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Put it far away

and get Father Dougal to look at it
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

bbleeh

gross :p

(diddums100, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Wii Shat

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Ninj, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

I want to see this film!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

everyone lives in a cool open plan loft with awesome furniture

except for me...

:(

this is woo though.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

they're laughing at me because I don't live in a cool open plan loft

gits.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

sorry Prof

I can't hear you. Let me just cross the room, navigating my furniture to close that window that overlooks Central Park or somesuch.

Back in several minutes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

FILM!!!!!!!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

Oops!

Forgotted :(

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Ninj, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

*happyslaps*

;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Top notch. Compo it shirley?

Having looked at all the compo entries, I am surprised to see that nobody has done anything with Halloween yet.

I would, except:

a) I have no hummus
and
b) I don't have the required skillzorz

:(

(AMadDayYes, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

that rarely stops anyone

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

In that case

I shall fire up MsPaint for some poor quality TOAP*

*may not contain 100% truth

(AMadDayYes, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

7 Shape ... God, I Miss Jade!

7-Shape Vector Pierluigi Collina (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

Fuckign ace :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Is he the one that got death threats from all those silly soccerball fans?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

I don't think he ever got death threats

he's an icon

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inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

nop

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Frisk

/b3ta educational services

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Fucking chelsea cunts!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

^This

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

So he DID get death threats then?

Hahahaha

I liked it during that international match when people made effigies of that Mr Beckingham chap and hanged them from lamp posts and the like.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Anders Frisk got death threats, yeah.

But the picture Logovend has done is of an Italian referee called Pierluigi Collina :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Oh right hahahaha

I'm crap at soccerball. I also know nothing of cars. I think I might have caught gay or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

God! You're such a pofftah! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

Not on your nelly!

Undoubtedly the most respected referee of all time.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Gosh.

Every day's a school day on B3ta!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Nicely :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

that's ace :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

haha this is great

he looks like Ubertino di Casale

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

Do you ever come on and just talk?

edit: it'd appear not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

NO TIME! MUST MORE 7 SHAPE VECTORS!

'lo :) *big hug* busy here :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

*cuddle* technically I should be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

You're not too far off ....

... but also full time freelance design, writing short stories, working on a sit-com comedy script with a mate, beating my g/f's as at soul calibur 4 ... I wish I could clone myself. But still trying to do one 7-shape a day as well.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Yeah I do ....

... here I am ... but I am pretty busy as well. And I do my talking through pictures innit ... speaks a thousand words and all that merlarky!

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

mm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

^+m

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

outstanding work as always, sir!

edit: Bloody hell!: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

beat me to it

so sad!

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fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

you should have added the suicide questionmark to your's too

ya lives and ya learns :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Good stuff

In other news, David Carradine is dead :'( (and they are saying it may be suicide)

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fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Fuck off, seriously?

Noooo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Man I loved that guy ...

... in 'Bound for Glory' the Hal Ashby Biopic of Woody Guthrie!

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Woodie Guthrie would make a good 7 shape vector

as would Arlo (Guthrie)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

and Esma Cannon

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

hairnet is complicated 7 shape

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

LOL

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

his presence in films was most enjoyed

especially the "I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks" attitude he brought to his characters, along with that gravelly voice

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

Oh noes: wiki

Death

On June 3, 2009, Carradine was found dead in his room at the Park Nai Lert Hotel in Bangkok, Thailand. The initial police investigation indicated that Carradine had hanged himself using a cord of the type which is used with curtains. Circumstances suggested that the death was a suicide.[1]

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Bill is dead :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

man that's shit...

and you tell the story so much better than Steve

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

thanks

I like a bit of hushed gossip.

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fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

Rope/cord around the neck wasn't it?

Grasshopper didn't see that one coming..

Bit ironic if it was a rope/suicide, he was there working on his latest film, called 'Stretch'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Oof

too soon?
Ah feck it

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

Good old PLC!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Cunt.

Him, not you. You are very talented.
/Everton fan blog

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

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