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# EGG
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# 5 hypnotoads gangbanging
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# made from milk
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# You mean two and a half?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Zactly . . . Doe Rae Me Fa EGG !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# the egg is not that far
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# the egg smells . . . closer
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# just over Chedda Moontain
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# From Unda . . . II
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# looks like more than two
this meat will end in carnage
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure what is going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# BOOGIE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# C H I C K E N !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Right, fuck it I'm bored - lets see what happens when I flick this switch here.


whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# wait i just need to reply to this ema-
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# i once typed "zeekyboogydoog" in an icq window just before a powercut in the middle of the night
i nearly shat myself
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# i once shat myself just before an earthquake
i nearly pissed myself!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# if you thought i was being obtuse
this probably won't help
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I expect that switch is a bit like Candlejack.
The online equivalent, anyw
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# but as soon as you switch it off, the off switch will cease to exist
causing the internet to switch back on again, causing the on switch to exist again. all you've really done is halved the power consumption of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# it might not switch back on
its been a while and the back up generator may have seized up.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Silly boy
the internet does not have a switch


(resistanceisfutile, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Which one turns it off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Whatever happened to this dozy twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# nooooo
I wouldn't know what to do without the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] "Bloody foreigners - coming over here... then coming up my arse :)"
Click for NSFW version:




My internet browsing history for today is pretty fucked up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# hahaahahahhaah
nice use of blur:)
(Peter_G, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
# CLICK
bets for this to go viral!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# ha!
daily mail by monday
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Well there's
egg smeg on his face!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Enjoying a nice game of twister
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# FUCKGAZM!
nsfw
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/fistful_of_dynamite_uncensored.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Oh My!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# ewwwwww dude seriously!!
:/
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# hahahha - i made on like that
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/14175/1244711192/ngnsfw.jpg :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeh, me too...
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/nick-griffin-black-guy.jpg
didn't dare enter it tho, good solution they've got there!

*edit* ah fuggit, lets stick it in the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I think you've misread the image challenge brief.
This is supposed to be the things that he doesn't want.
(Astatine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] zomg! i just saw him today on Oxford St!!!
on the "Fat Naked White Cyclists against Black and Generally Dark or Jewish Clothed Pedestrians Protest".

(dogof2head, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Why is it that only fat and old people are nudists?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# last time i saw the naked bike riders they were mostly young men with beards
if they'd been wearing viking helmets and singing, my day would have been complete
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# That poor wimminz is being consumed by letterboxes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
# well beats a cat flap.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Skiddies on a bicycle seat!
(and other body extretions).
Yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Oh to live in your mind for one day The Neville :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Bad Neville.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I remember going to one of their concerts
and it was all like, skater kids and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# No sealife of any kind.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hahaha, what the hell!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Science doz no liek this!:O
Anum and a jet combusts waste! I have done some research and I can safely say I'm telling your mum!
Also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# FWD:
from: Peter MacMullins

Perhaps I should make clear - when I said planes do not excrete waste, I meant, y'know, "shite". I don't want to see biological anuses on my planes.

Regards,
Peter
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Just to make me seam vastly more intellectual that you are.
I yams eetingz gherkinnies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I have to agree with Peter
As soon as the whale breathes out, the force of the exhalation in an upward direction will send the plane into an unrecoverable nosedive.

Maybe if you attached some kind of snorkel to redirect it? This would have the added benefit of providing additional forward thrust.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Eeew, shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# *aaaaaaaaaaaaahahah*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
magic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
#
we really should be paying jeff much more money
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Hahahahahhahahha the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
This is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I'm sorry, sir
but your Jesus has done a shite on my new patio. Please clean it up
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I WANT ONE NOW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# i've never seen a crab
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Send me £30 on paypal,
and I will send you a picture of one.

On e-mail.

From Google Image Search.

Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# i meant i've never seen one inside a loaf
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Oh ok.
That will be an extra tuppence ha'penny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Are these notes valid?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh. What about this?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# No.
Bob is my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Wow. Big family.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# How did you know my brother was a fat bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Nah, more that there were nine of them.
But nine of them and all fat? Tough breaks. I wouldn't want to be the skinny kid at dinner in that family...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Oh I see.
On the subject of being skinny, I have given up smoking and went for a run today! Woot to being super fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# look in your pants
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# boys have a avadge-gin-ner
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# CRAB!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# BARC!
IS !CRAB BACKWARDS
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!
*FEARS*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# i love those things
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# 4 fucking metres across?
And they live up to 100 years?

They can fuck right off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# but they have big arms for giving big hugs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# No chance!
I want a hug from a Spongebob Squarecrab!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# haha
now you can tell that one is a bastard. it'll probably try to take your eye out or nip you in the balls and run away
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Or carry an inordinately large coconut around on its pincers and then fucking slam it down onto your head while you're lying on the beach.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# While all it's mates record it on their mobile phones?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# shiiiiit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfhUhzc_EGE
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I was waiting for that to punch through the glass
and start eating the kid in the elmo t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Jesus christ
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Saw one in a museum in Vienna
I was fine until I realised I didn't have nuclear weapons at my disposal and the fear got to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Exactly!
Never trust an animal that you can't kick across a room!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Just attack its weakspot for massive damage.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I think we're gonna have to find someone
to set us up the bomb Jerumy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Lobsters regenerate ALL their body parts
they have no reason to ever die.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Weren't they talking about that with the brown crawfish
in Louisiana on QI? But scary really....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# No, was about all lobsters.
But if you hacked a lobster's claws off then it would just be unable to catch anything and die anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# ROFFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# CRAB BATTLE CRAB BATTLE
You mollify the giant enemy crab with a sacrificial offering
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# get out of there you aren't shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Greenclaws never taught me about that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# "What seed shall we plant this week?"
MAYBE THE ONE WHICH GROWS ME A HOOKER, YOU LAZY GREEN TITTED FUCK!

Yeah and you can fuck off as well owl, you don't even speak, it's just the same fucking sample everytime!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Pfft!
FUCK ME! THE TREE IS FUCKING LIGHTING UP! FUCKING ACID MAN! IT NEVER LEAVES YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# If only that were true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Fucking crab bastard.
I wonder who'd win, that or a coconut corb.
cocokrispybeans.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/coconut20crab20scampering4s.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# haha that guy fuckin' works out
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Fucking cunty crabs!
I get the genuine fear when I think what must be lurking right down in the abyss....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Don't go to the coast then, the fuckers are every where now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Japanese Spider Crabs on the UK Coast?
Fuck! That never would have happened if I had voted BNP :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# They have been here for years now
I think they have killed a few people in Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# lol
this is very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Yes

I mean YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# i'm wearing that shirt right now, neville
i stole it right off your torso while you were distracted. which was easy, because you're always distracted. you're distracted right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# the coast is the best place to look for crabs
Llandudno has some:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Llandudno don't deserve to have nice things
like Crabs.

They can't spell their own fucking name the way it is pronounced. Fucking Welsh :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# pronounced: Klandidno
i think:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Don't even get me started on
Lan-Elly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# What? This no good to you then?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] so thats what its stands for...
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Black
Nubian
Penis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Galama
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# blacks
need
punching
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Ban
New
Pelicans
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# RACIST!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# They're probably use the word "Niggers"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# 4/10
see me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# yeah but i'm nice and pc
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Haha the BNP aren't
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I can't believe you would actually say that you racist cunt.
*puts on ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# that is a word that i am unable to endure
i live the blacks
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha, I despise people who take oreos apart and only eat the cream in the middle.
I cannot endure this biscuit....based racism.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# why even get oreos if you only want the cream
just buy a tub of cream you gluttonfuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha, gluttonfuck.
I love adding fuck to the end of random words. Ticklefuck being the best one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hello sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# benign nightly presence
brings nocturnal presents
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Bollock
Nibbling
Pricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# blatantly(the)
(new)nazi
party
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
#
Big
Noncey
Poofs
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# MMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Blindsided
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# This is rather most excellent :D
click.

I hope no one does any more flying planes into things terrorism, well because of the death and shit, but mostly because I will end up laughing as this sketch will always be triggered by it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I made this, but do not want to post it above your excellent image:
www.b3tards.com/u/5055baf3cf444c4a3c2f/lola-cake-top.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/5055baf3cf444c4a3c2f/cake-biscuits.jpg

Apologies for the poor quality imagery
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# that is an artwork, sir :D
...how much placenta did you use in the recipe :P

*I don't think I've laughed somuch as reading through the comments on that blog piece at the ammountof people asking where to get it from. Marvellous. :D*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# My favourite comments are those in response to
My vasectomy which call me gay.

I can think of little less homosexual than a vasectomy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha... that's awesome
I say awesome.. I did just have to skim through a hell of a lot of pictures of your genitalia to get any where near the comments.

if it was a male doctor then it would be gay... I guess. Although if there was 2 males present excluding you or any odd number then it becomes straight again as odd numbers of guys can't be gay other wise wanking would be gay.

*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I like you lovely cakery
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Fantasic!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# KABLAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Damn, she so fine...
SmileyNaomi
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# :)


Click for bigger (58 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# tooth fascist!
People should have wonky teeth if they want; what are you, American or something?

I jest, top shop sir

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Too tight?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# CORRRRRRR!
Fantastic hat, not too tight at all.

Oh wait...that fellas nob has a kink in it!
can i put this here?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Oh Mandy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Find him a ladyboy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Yeah. Too tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# And those sandals, what was he thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# maybe "If I wear the too tight trousers no one will notice my poor taste in foot wear"?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# And my abnormally short shins.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# maybe that's where the bulge has come from
the inadequate cushioning of the flip flops and his inordinantely heavy steps have slowly, but surely, compacted his shins up into his pubis where the bone shrapnel heavy mush is now resembling a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Men should not wear sandles of any type
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Unless they are the messiah.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# he wore gourds on his feet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Gourd blimey
I never knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# yes...
*humourous observation about something other than the obvious being too tight*

also: would the jsbx in your name be in any way a reference to Jon Spencer Blues Explosion...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# It would indeed
Not many people get that, so +10 points ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# :D
HIGHFIVE

freaking awesome band. In fact one of my favourites.. and the producers of the best live show I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# shirehorses??
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# yup
drinking alone is surely a sign that the guy's skinflint.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# humourous observation piss
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# he he he
:D
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# On closer inspection, he appears to have broken his cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# we both spotted the same thing....
are we gays much?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ^ Man-hugs

Nope, I don't think so...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# He must have no feeling in his family jewels
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Someone else will do the feeling for him.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# If she'd turn around she'd really smile.
Assuming the guy likes indoor plumbing, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha, indoor plumbing, I like that one :)
If he is wearing those trousers I should think he is gay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Am I the only one that can't work out what's been shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# You mean you can't see the guy's cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# No
perhaps the only one who cares though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I think the cocklolz distracted people from 'shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# you mean you've seen it elsewhere....like here
www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Ladies_Jeans.htm
(Ant's in his pants, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Well, just once or lots.
I just couldn't tell if anything had been changed.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# unshopped cock?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# you know....
I am sure that I have seen this image out there (*points to the rest of the internet*) somewhere before
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# How long does it take for somebody to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# metal baby
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I didn't know van der graaf did guitars too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# whats van der graaf
?
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# about a glass and a half
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Pffft
best comment today.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SREXQWAIDJk

although apparently it should be van de graaff the other spellign is actually a band...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# yes they did
but prog rock :-(
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# yes google pointed out my typing fail
but I believe in preserving things for posterity no matter how eroneous :D

/too lazy to go and press edit blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I deduce he has freshly washed hair and is wearing a nylon t-shirt.
What say you Watson?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Your Majesting!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# The Queen should be required to wear funny hats at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I hereby declare today, Hatterday
*would have spelt it Haterday...but that would attract the strange folk that live on the OTHER board.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Yeah, those bastards over on /links sure can get gritty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Oh right yeah, my bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# You meant /calendar
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# At least they're not the cunts from /faq
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# the cunts from /faq sounds like it would be 10 times better than the man from uncle
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# and don't talk to me about those splitters from Popular....splitters!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I'll tell you a secret
I like to hang around on post a new message and pretend the board is all mine
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# pretend?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# acres of pictures and glorious praise
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# *hangs head....cries a little
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# doesn't she look dapper :D
fez!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Fez-Munk approves of this. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# fez to fez with the queen
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha you are a nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# No he isn't.
It was an excellent study.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# L: Sutton.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# on trent?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# E. None of the above.
It's in my stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Oh jesus I just sat on my google

I was almost new
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# D
Right?

Right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Polly The Pirate Parrot Panini
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# No
that's a chip
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Hello!
You will be a person with a big bag, I have a yellow t-shirt with a panda on it if it helps to recognise me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I'll probably be there about half past five
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Im gonna start making my dinner in a bit, then I'll pop along for quarter to six/ six(ish)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# HEAD SWAP!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Oh no wrong, argh, eyes, head nooooo.
edit: off to get more coffee/codiene/coffee/codiene/bananas
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# cliff and mary whitehouse like it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# this is a good example of why computers exist
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# pfft
Alan Turing has a lot to answer for
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Stephen Fry???
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# OH HAI VALIN :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I see saw what you said !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# NWIODT*


*not worth it's own damn thread
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Yeah but . . . they are worth their own threads !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Queen's 83rd birthday Fly Past . . . by the Blue Bottles
.

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Agggghhhhh
and I've just cleared up an invasion of ants in my kitchen
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Did they fly out of her haunted pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# there should be some kind of emergency clause that means everyone has to die
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I have one of those in my kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Those clauses are Mexican
From Santa Clause.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I would like for their to be an environmental clause in all Council Tax calculations.
A Greenclaws if you will :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Oh wow
that will go down in the pantheon of drug addled kids programming.
It is however TOO FUCKING BRIGHT for my hangover to bear.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I used to love it so much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Missed it at the time.
I think I'd given up TV then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Oh my fucking god I love you.
I remember that but couldn't for my life find it because I thought it was called Greensleeves or something, let alone that they would be on youtube.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# bluebottles? aaaah YOU HAVE DEADED ME AGAIN!! LOOK MY KNEES HAVE FALLEN OFF
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# They flew right over my house earlier
bloody noisy sods
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I thought you were
A queen, not the Queen ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# lolgay
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Sorry Geoff :*(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# They BUZZED you, no doubt.
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Only if
he'd taken a shit in the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# this is great
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Dear god
imagine the size of the maggots!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Mr State the bleedin obvious...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# lol peppercorn A1.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# lol down on download
downloadfestival.co.uk/webcast/index.aspx

'New Orleans is a Dying Whore' is on now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# you missed out
your flyed, and hes pointing to a flyer on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# you're flyed and a chinese guy is pointing to a chip
/lacist
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# or "you're Fayad"
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# pointing to a bloodstain in a paris tunnel
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# lol tampon hilton. lolololol
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# this is evidences that would'of been vital at the inquest
WHERE WERE YOU MAN YOU LET THE PRINCESS OF OUR HEARTS DOWN MAN... YOU LET HER DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# you our really not encouraging me here.
:D

There you go.. editted^
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Pfft!
That would HAVE worked better if you had written hear instead of here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'm a grammatical fail not an idiot.
I'm waiting till I get to say their'our before I pull out the big guns.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# that needs to be added to this picture!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# GroanLOLz
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# oh ffs! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# :D
also:

PIGGYBACK!

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Oh god, it's the start of something terrible! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# YOU'RE NOTAFANOFPUNSANDORPLAYONWORDSIRED
cheer up there's always the dogs

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# also also I've spread that something awfullink around a bit further
that almost killed me last night.

marvellous behaviours.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Superb
Good idea
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# arf and sons ltd.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Feel sorry for the guy.

Course little Three went to bed crying...
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# SEVEN IS A FUCKING TERIFFIC NUMBER EIGHT IS A COMPLETE SLAG.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# WHAT A BITCH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# IF SHE HAD A FRACTIONAL PART I'D FLOOR HER ARSE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# i notice 6 and 9 aren't mentioned.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# They're busy
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I can imagine, in fact, I AM imagining
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZlyHtSZsYQ&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Irrational is one of my favorite words ^_^
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I can prove pi is irrational. Does that make me sexy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Nope.
Math don't do it for me.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# i disapprove of your abbreviation
not even chaos theory? or do I have to bust out quantum physics to look appealing? Now to slag off the clog wearer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Hey now...
No need to bring Quantum Physics into this.
Chaos is lovely but I just can't get in to numbers. Start talkin' theory and we'll see.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# but maths is everywhere, people clearly see it merely as proceedure rather than
appreciate it's true beauty. chaos is kinda dull, pop sci seems to associate it with fractals and ignore the rest of the interesting structure of the equations, because fractals make pretty pictures. Here have some fluid dynamics.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# 4 mexicans drunkenly walking around a room
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Very good, now what's this?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# A drunk amoeba?
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Of course not, dolt.
It's a child playing duck, duck, goose alone.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# :'( i know that feeling I had a very lonely childhood.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# A mexican being harassed by an angry red wasp
He's also wearing more than one hat
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# personally I feel it is a mexican waiting outside an occupied shitter.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# call yourself a mathematician?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# yeah, techically it is a gaussian vortex in a box containing inviscid fluid
with zero stream-function bcs
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# well is time travel possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# dunno
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Is it not possible to appreciate the result without enjoying the process?
Perhaps the numerological dyslexia is a large part of my distaste for maths... I can see the practical and intricate integration of math and life but I just like the life part of it. Especially clouds.

SO - pretty pictures and numberless theory is nice (but not so much string theory... I can't see existence as particularly linear ((the word deserves its own few pages of footnotes)).)

I'm currently working on developing insanity by removing the linear conditioning of words as thoughts. Kinda frustrating at times but fun as all hell to think entirely in concepts without allowing the socially injected lables and macros.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# what do you do in life?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I sell liquor to old people.
Seriously... that's about it. On the bright side it offers a lot of time to kick back with a bottle of sake and consider life. Course I confuse the hell out of people after a full bottle. One night all those who work at the store went to a bar after work and one of them was stuck listening to me babble about things like what there is between air and skin. By the end of the night she was quite certain there had to be something there. (In cartoons it's a black line, you know.)
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# you seem to be interestingly bizzare.
and there is a boundary layer there...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# WOO!
Finally! Someone who doesn't just look at me as if I've smoked something illegal and probably volatile.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# oh I'm used to dealing with peculiar people.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Whatever happened to the days that b3ta
was a place to discuss kittens and tubgirl?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# KITTENS AND TUBGIRL?!?!?! MAN I JUST CREAMED MY SHORTS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Ahahahfuckahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Kittens exist in this realm, too.
But I don't care bout tubgirl. You can have her.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I love thought experiments
this is wonderful stuff.
Pure abstract thinking, with little or no reference to external objects (in both the physical and psychoanalytical senses) will lead to novel associations.
Oh yes, and frequently psychosis.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# R
I never thought about using R for animation. That's cool.
(xixax, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# just read the wikipedia article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_that_π_is_irrational

cartwright's proof is the one i am familar with.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Ouch
I like maths but can never remember it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I can't believe how wrong you are
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# SEVEN IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF A NUMBER.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# That's gay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# How's life in your windmill?
I wish i had a mate with red hair.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The windmill's smashingly well today

Only mate with red hair I have is my cat :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# arses. someone in the train last night was prank calling their matchstick mate
and shouting RANGA down the phone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Reminds me of this:
Odd-Fish
Click for readable.


/shameless self promo blog
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# mmmerfle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# wha?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# First frame
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# poor jellyfish.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Likes, bookmarked
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I'll slip in a 'ning to B3ta here, having been away for at least a month, although no-one noticed.
I will also point out that this reminds me of Numberjacks, a children's programme I didn't watch today.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ...and you are?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# One time proud owner of the imaginary cup for most /board posts in a week.
That's about it, I believe.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# my best was about 1200 how about you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I don't entirely remember
Above 1000, not by too much.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# i wonder what the biggest number was, I believe sushi apparently topped 1500 in a week
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# You're all crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I can believe that
Although probably less than 1% of my posts had any vague point to them. It was during the 'literal song lyrics' challenge/commotion
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# less than 1% of my posts have a point and probably less than 10% of them have an image.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I AM THE FUCKING KING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# YOU NEED A FUCKING LIFE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's pretty rich coming from you fatty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ?
LIFE shrink
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Me, 5 years and 9 months, 35,000 messages.
Kebab, 1 year and 6 months, 24,000 messages.

Now I am not as much of a Maths genius as the fat aussie, but even I can see that he has a much, much higher average post rate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I dispute the term fat. I prefer pleasantly plump.
define "average" I randomly select users 56509 and 30136 as two data points for calculating an average, and I find myself below average.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Average,
referring to the correlation between my number of posts in the time I have been a member and yours. Which was implicit in my original statement geeknugget ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I so feel like burning you over the use of the word correlation to describe average
but the way I have calculated the average post rate I am below average. I HAVE DONE ENOUGH STATS TO KNOW HOW TO GET THE RESULT I WANT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I am talking about the correlation of our respective
averages dicksplash!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
#
xkcd.com/552/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# You suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Bored shop


and a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Speaking of which, Abraham Lincoln would be 200 this year.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I'm recording a podcast on him on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# If you have any problems for the dear baldmonkey section which revolve around Abraham Lincoln, I'd be glad to deal with them.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# dear baldmonkey
abraham lincoln wont leave me alone. He keeps saying something about a stove pipe hat and an indian burial ground. I'm not really what he wants.. his accent is a mess. The lack of tongue is not helping either. I'm pretty sure he's telling em that the fridge is off limits.

I'm scared. Please assist.

than kew
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Is he doing
one of those Ricky Gervais style ones?

Oh - ON, not OF
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I am guessing that quite a few people would be 200 years old this year
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Yes.
Abraham Lincoln is one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# i bet he'd be such a fun guy
i would like to encourage him to have fun
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I imagine he'd love to play Super Street Fighter Turbo II with three or four fat spotties and a fat bird.
Judging from all the available historical evidence, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I would kick his arse with blanka or maybe e honda
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# How wonderfully uninteresting you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
INTERTANTRUM GO GO GO
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Abraham Lincoln you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Abe Lincoln, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# no I said Hey, blinkin
/mel brooks blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Abe Lincoln, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# YAY A CAT

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# This is your cat
This is your cat on catnip.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# catnip?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaha
It's OK. I've blue tac-ed it to the heavens.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# and what if the heavens start falling?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I've given them a stern talking to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Then we'll fix them in place with sky hooks
Of course
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# YES
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEJ2K-3FkVU
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I don't think they'd be strong enough
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I love you, man!
But Women in Uniform is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I'll find that one next...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfLNjDSfkcY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Have some Smut
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE7kY6uQHAA

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I also watched this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWAjn2a3rA&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I bet you they won't play this song on the radio....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj7zi9Tp5s4
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I wish I had a recording of a song my mate wrote for the engineering revue.
Which was banned but sung anyway...just imagine a short american guy with a jew fro singing 'oooooh ohhh girls just wanna drink cum oooooh girls just wanna drink cum.' I hang around some classy people.
here's some other crap they did
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb-Lp_QT6kY&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha. THere's tourists shitting themselves out there as they probably know it's the Trooping of the Colour today
and there's a military fly by going over Earls Court.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# zombitty!
so you can do other things than draw tits with pens... innnnteresting :P

very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Good idea for when you shoot a smoker
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# herpes is a gateway disease to aids
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Are you my pussy/puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# oic
so you like giving a little head to doggies?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# This is ace
But I don't know why I find so amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Infidel Dog!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# :D
when two tribes go to war, go to war, go to war....
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Nice
Top shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# suddenly ....lolcats and loldogs
w.y.h:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Have some crabs
Did this for a friend of mine who was into crabs and other strange sea creatures. Done on fine grit sandpaper with pastel pencils. As I now have a dodgy left eye, I am not doing as much arty farty stuff as I'd like, but half of that is because I never seem to have any space on my desk. Getting ready to draw necessitates clearing away all the stuff that just gets piled on there, and half the time, I couldn't be bothered - getting lazy as well. Oh well.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Woo
when you say 'into crabs'...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# .. I don't mean "do you have/have you ever had"....
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I believe it's supposed to itch like a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# The love between a man and his crab can be a wonderful thing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# What about women?
Can a woman truly love a crab?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# No
They just give crabs to men:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Saucy, you are!
And how do you know that was a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# She had an innie not an outtie:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Ha ha!
Yeah, that would be a giveaway for sure 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# and in other news
yays

my rocket is coming through:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Is it a big rocket?
Are you going to coat it in petrol then set it alight?

WILL THERE BE EXPLOSIONS?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# There could be vast mesmerising explosions, visible as a blazing vista from afar
but it's more like there'll be salad
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Where's the Kaboom?
There's supposed to be an earth-shattering Kaboom?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# NO
There was a radish though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I was expecting a sausage
But then, aren't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I was expecting crabs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Nobody expects crabs
...they just sort of... happen
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# KARBZ!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ooh, nice.
Where I am, we have two kinds of crabs for eating, the Blue Swimmer and the Mud Crab. Your pic is very much like a Blue Swimmer/Mudcrab combination, and therefore, very very good indeed! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Horay! :D
Though I cheated I must admit, I traced over a picture of it in photosoup
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I wish my family crest had a rampant crab on it
Instead of a bloody fish (though I think it might actually be a dolphin)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# :D
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Is that blood seeping from his mouthparts?
That is one fearsome looking crustacean. Can you get crab zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# they're not crabs, they're elephants, albeit nice elephants. this is a crab:

meanwhile, talking of farts, this is what i was listening to
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIJMf24N3YY&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I see your Kevin Bloody Wilson and raise you The Vaughans...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LAD6Im6jrA

Now that's a quality first single
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I'll see you THe Vaughans and raise you
horses!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Pah! I laugh at your D'Agostini diversions!
Now get this into your eardrums...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=84wDrNg7foQ

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# algorithm reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg
may be a tad esoteric...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# If only everyone learned stuff through music...
Though the idea isn't exactly new...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_d0ykpzQgY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# now I had to learn a bit about the heart for my honours project, this would have been so much better than wikipedia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cAs1YBELmA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# HA! I poo poo your algorithm
and give you Charlie the Unicorn
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# lol Methuselah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Have some vintage B3TA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqLDyXnNkF4

This I find inordinately amusing, must be the keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# There's always the
b3ta TV pilot
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Can't .... stop..... giggling
Sausages! Tee hee!
Old Grey Squirrel Test!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahah class
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# CRB!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# LPHNT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Mmmm
crab and lemon.

That's it. I'm going to make a crab quinche today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Clearly, the master crab race
Bivouac wherever you are, hot and cold running water not included
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I like this :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Thanks! Now I'm rather pleased.
Does Sushi ever come with crab? I mean, raw crab, not just cooked crab meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I had never seen it myself,
but it appears so!

www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Avocado-and-Crab-Meat-Sushi-12779
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# you're not really sushi though are you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Only one of my toes is actually sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# this is neither the response I wanted, nor expected
my hilarious comebacks are now useless. also where has my beer gone?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# In your fat neanderthal stomach?
ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# unfortunately this appears to be true.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ah, now I can sleep at night again.
I wonder who the first person was who was brave enough to eat a crab? Probably a very hungry one. And possibly Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# who was the first person to give oral?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Your mum!
To a dingo!

ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Nah, otherway round.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# A fat chick?
\o/ hides from other angry females lurking on the board
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# fat bogan chick
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Crabs you say?



Woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yum, looks like there's a lot of meat on HIM
I'll take two, please!
Nice work, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Why than'ee
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# don't ever forget that when you eat a crab you steal its powers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# EXACTLY! They then become MY powers
Mwah ha ha ha ha!

Though there is a limited demand for the skill of scuttling sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Great as always, I still have your green parrot as my desktop
Do you have a Deviant Art profile?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# No, I've never thought about it, really
Gaz me if you'd like a larger version, sir. :)

EDIT: Is your artwork protected on DA? or can people right-click-save your work?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# people can pretty much just grab it as per usual.
DA will watermark it to all fuckery for you though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Yay
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

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