Bill thought this was lightyears ahead too!
sorry... i watched return of the jedi last night
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:21,
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Lol, windows
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:22,
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lol he should have used [insert here] instead!lolwindows!
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:22,
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lol he should have used my sex cock instead!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:23,
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I hear you can get the internet on sex toys now Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:23,
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do you use different cocks for every task?
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:24,
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YOu can clean it using only one hand! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:28,
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"Look mum, I'm raping with no hands" Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:34,
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I know darling, now untie me and rape someone else. Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:38,
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lol rape
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:24,
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MAGNET RAPE SPOON GRAPESwith silly hats
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:27,
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HAND ME MY RAPE SPATULAI HAVE GRAPES TO SPATULA RAPE!
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:34,
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Hand me my ducktape capeI have to rapes some Swans
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:36,
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Deathrape is the worst Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:28,
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I specialize in the 'Rape of life' Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:29,
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Harapeamatta it's a wonderful rape
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:33,
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If I see a rape happeningcould this mean I'm coming hard?
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:35,
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I think she's gone now :( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"......*rapes some more*
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:33,
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Whereas he was only a parsec behindoooooh
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:23,
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Watch out! Entering meteor screensaver!...that's no taskbar, it's a hubstation!
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:23,
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PEW PEW! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:48,
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Brokenback Meowntain?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:17,
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well, that's something you don't see every day discomeats This canoe,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:23,
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I love kitcatsBut not this kind D:
But I do like the image :D
(But I do like the image :D
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:11,
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HAhahaha sexytime :D xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:12,
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Hey guys, I've been away for a bit, so I just wanted to let you know that I love you all.
I thought this would be the
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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*glees* :D xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:15,
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :DPun not intended.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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SEX WEE JUST SPLASHED OVER B3TAand on mah face.
ahah
(ahah
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:09,
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Oh PISSWRIGGLERD:
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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O
|\_
|''
(|\_
|''
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:15,
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Hot, sexy piss :D xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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OH HAI WE ARE THE COCKWEASLE :D epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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LIES :DThere are no snarn-noses nor are there silly bellies ;D
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:12,
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there's probably a japanese word for this:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:23,
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Trampokkake®
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:27,
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This goes well with that Vampire weekend song. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:32,
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Horay for unintended sync! :D xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:50,
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Woo, a legal threat!Check this out, received from the makers of Cillit Bang! Guess they finally saw this site?
Click for bigger (100 kb)
Do I:
1. Frame it?
2. Use it to wipe my arse? (Might be a bit uncomfortable, it's been printed on 140gsm paper.)
3. Email them and say "it's a fucking parody you bunch of dumb fucks"?
4. Send them a letter stating the same as 3 above and enclose an invoice for my "handling fee"?
5. Offer to sell them the clitbang.co.uk domain for a nominal fee... say around £1,000?
(,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:54,
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Click for bigger (100 kb)
Do I:
1. Frame it?
2. Use it to wipe my arse? (Might be a bit uncomfortable, it's been printed on 140gsm paper.)
3. Email them and say "it's a fucking parody you bunch of dumb fucks"?
4. Send them a letter stating the same as 3 above and enclose an invoice for my "handling fee"?
5. Offer to sell them the clitbang.co.uk domain for a nominal fee... say around £1,000?
I'm actually tempted......to send them a letter signed by "Barry Scott" of our "legal team"... see what they make of it?
(,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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Make of it? Why they could make a brooch, or a plane, or a pterodactyl...
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:07,
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ahahai'd love to see that pterodactyl
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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pffft
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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hahahaha...I stumbled acorss another film of his the other day, where he plays a gay rapist who rapes schoolgirls (?)
It's played for laughs too
www.imdb.com/title/tt0087132/
(It's played for laughs too
www.imdb.com/title/tt0087132/
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:13,
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The user review makes me really want to see this:Offensive stereotypes, freakishly huge breasts, muddy catfights, snakes, and bad karate.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:19,
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I only saw the trailerand I have to say it's a film that could have only been made in the 70s
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:26,
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Shit in a box , put some explosives innit...whipe your arse with the letter.....and send it back. Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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they should shit down their own sitetheirs can't be anywhere near as amusing than the linked one
(,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:59,
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given that you are using their trademarked logoi suggest either changing the site content or removing it
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:00,
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^very much this The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:02,
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yep....this is the most secure and less expensive way.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:03,
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indeed thisReckitt Benckiser own most of the western world.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:05,
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they just bought the outer ring of Jupiter too Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:09,
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Not as much as P&G and Unilever...But Reckitt wouldnt give me a job.... bastards :(
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:19,
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Tell them you will do special deal on Clitbang Dildos for all their staff.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:01,
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6. Remove the offending items due to infringement on a trademark which you've been called up on7. Prophet
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:02,
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haha, yes :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:04,
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Quick, before somebody spontaneously sends you money in an attempt to buy that dildo and clean their kitchen with ithaving confused it with the cillit bang product due to the similarity of the trademarks.
(,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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One thing I would say...Surely they can't demand you cancel the domain registration, since that is not impinging on their copyright.
That's just unfortunate that they think their customers can't type proper like
(That's just unfortunate that they think their customers can't type proper like
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:03,
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he could add a note saying 'were you looking for cillit bang'? and a link to their proper website. The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:04,
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this seems a fair solutionbut there seems to be a bit of this market/meerkat business, where large corps get their knickers in a twist because someone's domain has a similar name to theirs.
Obviously, this case is a bit different as he's clearly taken it a bit further
(Obviously, this case is a bit different as he's clearly taken it a bit further
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:07,
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I'm just awaitingcomparethemargate.com
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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www.comparethemarking.comwhere you get to look at teachers "working"
(
new_matt,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:11,
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At this time of year?you must be joking
Lady S stared her hols last Tuesday and has done precisely bugger all apart from cook my dinner (woman) every night.
Which was nice
(Lady S stared her hols last Tuesday and has done precisely bugger all apart from cook my dinner (woman) every night.
Which was nice
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:14,
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Get her to do quantum physics if she has spare time! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:20,
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Tell themto send you the still-beating heart of Barry Scott, and you'll take it down.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:05,
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Good idea...In fact I could send it in the RansomNote font, you know, the one that looks like letters cut out from a newspaper?
(,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:30,
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seeing as they haven't actually threatened youand have been rather nice, and they are in the right, I'd do as they ask
(,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:05,
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I'd like to know in what sense they "take into account whether the context is humourous or satirical"."Take into account" would appear to be a way of saying "don't care about".
(,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:13,
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well...I don't think they consider it an issue that there's a vaguely offensive funny made from their logo etc.
they do consider it a concern that a vaguely offensive funny made from their logo is one typo away from their innocent customer base, which to be honest is fair enough, and all they've done is asked nicely.
(they do consider it a concern that a vaguely offensive funny made from their logo is one typo away from their innocent customer base, which to be honest is fair enough, and all they've done is asked nicely.
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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well done, you have unlocked the "CEASE AND DESIST ACHIEVEMENT"!i had one from NHS Direct, how we chuckled. Consider it a badge like you got in cubs and just close the site :)
( new_matt,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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Hahasomeone should actually make a badge for this
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:26,
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I think a parody is usually okay,But you shouldn't have touched their logo. I think they have you there.
You could always offer to take it down if they would buy the domain off of you.
(You could always offer to take it down if they would buy the domain off of you.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:12,
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Reply as follows.Dear Sirs,
Thank you for your recent email.
Yours faithfully,
[your name here]
edit: I just typed www.clitbang.com hahaha
sell it to them
or give it to them :)
a site that is JUST as easy to "misstype"
edit2: also, I was once told the response to a C&D
to paraphase: "Piss Off"
As a reasonable gesture I would suggest the removal of their copyright material from your site.
and then they can go fuck themselves. :)
SELL THE DOMAIN TO A PORNO COMPANY!! :)
(Thank you for your recent email.
Yours faithfully,
[your name here]
edit: I just typed www.clitbang.com hahaha
sell it to them
or give it to them :)
a site that is JUST as easy to "misstype"
edit2: also, I was once told the response to a C&D
to paraphase: "Piss Off"
As a reasonable gesture I would suggest the removal of their copyright material from your site.
and then they can go fuck themselves. :)
SELL THE DOMAIN TO A PORNO COMPANY!! :)
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:25,
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My advice:Enjoy the moment. Drop the site. Last year i had a "discussion" with the manager of the Bangles. He was a really nice guy, but was going to sue the hell out me anyway. Using Pr*nces legal team. They found me pretty fast..
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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Stick up a prophylactic front page"Were you looking for Barry-Scott sponsored cleansing solution Cillit Bang? Then click here!"
"Were you looking for filth? Click here!"
("Were you looking for filth? Click here!"
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:37,
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Clit bangJust been on the site clit bang, best deep chuckle ive had in years
(,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:03,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Kitten Sports"){kind=small}
POLE VAULTING: not the most successful addition to a kittylympics :)
not again... someone ring the fire brigade please...
Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:50,
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fanks :)i don't think he's gonna make it :)
( Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:56,
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Intensify forward shields, i don't want anything getting through Victor Meldrew,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:48,
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*Unexpected A-wing*And it's "batteries" not shields
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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Send in the troops
big woo to you sir~!
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:54,
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That isn't the food thief of Tri-Lakes is it ?Tried to bully me away from a Fruity Lolipop 2 days ago, the bastard!
( Q4nobody,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:57,
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Been drawing enemies for a game
Here's the moving and death animations for some sort of flying enemy. He attacks you with lasers from his Hal 5000 eye of death :)
Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:40,
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GJM? Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:42,
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Those flying things from the original zelda? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:44,
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Low Poly????tis very good, btw!
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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chugga chugga!the explosion is a bit low poly ;D
Instead of making an explosion for each enemy, I'd have used a standard explosion on its own, then spawn some wreckage to fly off in random directions, but I have no idea what you're making :)
(Instead of making an explosion for each enemy, I'd have used a standard explosion on its own, then spawn some wreckage to fly off in random directions, but I have no idea what you're making :)
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:20,
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Hmmyour concept intrigues me, but wouldnt i have to make debris of every enemy?
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:08,
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hahahahaha....awwww! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:37,
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On first glance I thought that was a gollywog.....:/
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:39,
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DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGRACIST!
I didn't think that at all no sir not me.
(I didn't think that at all no sir not me.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:40,
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Racist! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:40,
archived)
Haha lovelyOh, what should I do? I love this big baggy t-shirts but they are getting a bit too big and baggy. I can no longer put it down to being a bit eccentric as I don't have spare cash to throw around. I guess I'll have to buy some smaller t-shirts :'(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:39,
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What?But some clothes that fit you man!
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:41,
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But I like my big baggy t-shirts Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:43,
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I am and do
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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yes!grim determination: this kitty will go far :)
( Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:54,
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PLEASE REMOVE OUR NAME FROM YOUR WEBPAGE IMMEDIATELY.We also hereby officially wish to warn you that if we ever come across unauthorised use of our imagery on your site, we will take action in order to protect our copyright.
I look forward to receiving your confirmation you have removed our name from your site, have removed our imagery if any posted on your webpage and trust that no Getty Images material will be posted on your page.
Regards
Audrey Maslard
Legal Department
gettyimages
101 Bayham Street
London NW1 0AG
(I look forward to receiving your confirmation you have removed our name from your site, have removed our imagery if any posted on your webpage and trust that no Getty Images material will be posted on your page.
Regards
Audrey Maslard
Legal Department
gettyimages
101 Bayham Street
London NW1 0AG
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:31,
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yeah they don't piss around at gettythey also charge a fucking ridiculous amount of money for pictures
(
gravytrain,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:36,
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Oh audreyshe's just upset because i never called her back.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:36,
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fuckin' hellI love how everyone just replies 'Fuck 'em' when it's the Furher who'll have to pick up the tab
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:39,
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cheeky pearoast time
the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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Photobouquet?
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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Hi AudreyEdit: www.b3ta.com/board/6928916 (for the RISers)
www.b3ta.com/board/9608356
(,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:42,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9608356
Audrey Maslardnow there's a quality name
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:37,
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Hehehe this is just the right amount of silly mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:08,
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This.Also - thanks for your support on Flickr yesserdi, sirrah. opinion stated as fact/opinions on the internets lol
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:15,
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How random*peers at reflection in pearl for unintentional nekkidity*
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:10,
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"we don't take kindly to people peering like that" Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:11,
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*dry bums from behind while distracted by shiny shiny things* Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:12,
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Fortunatelyit was only a brief distraction...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:29,
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Vermeer will hunt you down for this Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:10,
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....what's the 'everything' part...that you did? Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:20,
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Sellotaped an encyclopedia to my arm and fisted Stephen Fry.I think that just about covers 'everything'.
( fannycradock,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:23,
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Haha, delightful :D Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:31,
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pictures or it didn't happen! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:36,
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I represent the trustees of the estate of the Dutch artist Vermeerand I have been instructed to tell you ROFLCOCKS!!!! LOL!!!111111
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:21,
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Delightful :DIs that a reflection of her face in the pearl?
( mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:25,
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hahaha excellent stuff PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:30,
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Marvellous.*clicks*
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:32,
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Haha! Great!
My very first post on B3TA in 2004: * wipes tear from eye *
(,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:50,
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My very first post on B3TA in 2004: * wipes tear from eye *
How delightfully sillyNice
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:56,
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lovelywhat made you think of it i wonder? thanks for the smile :)
(,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:03,
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The original or should I say a copy was in my schoolin the 60's Much more intersting your version
:D
(,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:51,
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:D
needs a shave
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:52,
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Do re mi so far so good...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:03,
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i thought for a moment that that was a cushion mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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That's a different euphamism altogther Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:38,
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HahahaI nearly actually made a furry cup a couple of weeks ago!
:D
(:D
XLVII .uk,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:54,
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But...would you drink from it?
(
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:56,
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Soup...made from Surströmming perhaps?
( Puromycin is still licking windows,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:59,
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is that that swedish fermeted fish shit epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:28,
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Sexpun T'Come Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:55,
archived)
Look Maam, I caught a Badger!!
Sheesh, seams I'm out of practice.
XLVII .uk,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:42,
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Everything seams to be in order here epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:43,
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Badgers are naturally seamy anywayAt least roadkill ones are
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:43,
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Badgers?We don't need no stinking badgers!
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:44,
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"Well as long as you rememner to clean out its hutch, walk it everyday, and remember to feed it mashed potato, you can keep it as a pet!":D
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:46,
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how do's X? not seen you around these here parts for a while! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:51,
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I'm all good now the swine flu's gone :)also.... b3ta.com/board/9608293
( XLVII .uk,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:56,
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*waves*wot'cha... where you bin at?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:48,
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he was stretching his leggings Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:51,
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I've mainly been being gay on facebookI don't get as much time for this place as I used to :(
What've I missed?
(What've I missed?
XLVII .uk,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:51,
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Tell me about itYou're always doing quizzes and the like.
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:52,
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I know, I annoy myself on there.I tried killing my profile too a couple of times but people started whinging!
*does another gay quiz* ;)
(*does another gay quiz* ;)
XLVII .uk,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:55,
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I just get sucked in to the games :( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:57,
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I deliberately steer clear of themI've been there and done that.
( XLVII .uk,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:04,
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Everyone saying how gay facebook is Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:52,
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YES!!!
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:51,
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:DI saw some fucking huge badgers the other night. I didn't know they grew that big!
( XLVII .uk,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:00,
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Really scraping the bottom of the ideas barrel :(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:29,
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pffft...reminds me of an early one of mine
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:34,
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HahahaCan I see a little silhouetto of a man (scaramouche scaramouche) in the middle of the llamas?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:40,
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it's a little buddha, isn't it? Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:48,
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whahahahahanice paradoxing 'ere
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:35,
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It...It...It's.............Looking at me.....I...I'm scared!!!
(,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:36,
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hahaha, is it owned by an enigman?Have a Fennec Foxen:
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:37,
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Fennec Fox!I sooooo want a fennec fox, much more than I want chinchillas.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:38,
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PfffftComing up.... A Conundrum. (maybe)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:39,
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:)I was holding this back in reserve, in case my first idea bombed...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:44,
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Yes it isHow can something so small be so big!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:45,
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Pearl necklace? Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:27,
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World's strongest kitty
Faster than most public transport.
Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:22,
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Of course it's the strongest. It's also by far the largest kitty. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:24,
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All I have to say isSteroids and lots of milk..
( Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:25,
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It might just be a very small aeroplane Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:45,
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ahahahthe top kitteh always wins but doesn't know why.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:24,
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YES!
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:08,
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I evolved from the Jurassic age and all I got was this place more to the right of this image mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:17,
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I sea their website is nomore than your typical phishing website.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:09,
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they have qualified sturgeons to assess your medical condition
( shitkicker,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:19,
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That limp,et's put on for effect.Cockle drop off if you keep it up...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:00,
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hahahaha*waits for a compare the meerkat type adbert involving CG molluscs*
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:12,
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Hahaha :)All your clams are belonging to us
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:16,
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hahahahahha! *calls up* "Sorry sir, we don't cover injuries involving giant lobsters" theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:19,
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Aww kittin pool Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:54,
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This kitten looks too young to drink beer.Naughty kittin.
( mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:55,
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Hahahe's not even concentrating!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:58,
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aaawwwwww... I bet he'll chase the ball after he's played it.... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:01,
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C'mon! FOCUS!
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:10,
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O noes, SEAL,,,,,no more kiss from a rose
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:45,
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sorry :(just 'aving a bit of pun
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:57,
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Mask of the Phantasm FTW!!!! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:54,
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