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[challenge entry] Phone home...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha, fan-blinkin'-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I like this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# E.T. You're So Big!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# can't .... unremember.... picture.....
curse you!!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Blimey that's some level of creativity there...
Hummm... *wonders if something can be achieved with the contents of my desk...*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# See also: Wall-E
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Batman takes five...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Your grasp of anatomy is better than mine ;)


LOL - I said "grasp"...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# that's his knee!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# So I've been told...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# aargh! knee piss!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Fnnnrrrr....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# This is rude.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahahha "dynamo penis from JML - see what you're doing after the lights go out - no batteries required!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# he's warning away ships
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# wanking super heroes fill me with joy...
Heroic warm joy...



... I feel sullied
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
#


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(guffbeak, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# It's nice to see that you put some personality in the drawings
good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# its nice to have people who want me to draw them
i normally end up drawing myself XD
(guffbeak, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I likes them
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# damn, i thought i'd blocked KillerKitti
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# maybe you should block me too
(guffbeak, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# we shall see...
you're alright for the minute
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# send me a picture and i will draw you
(guffbeak, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# maybe
god, i just checked my ignore list, I'm amazed I can see any of you on here at all...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# *adds to list*
my plan is to block everyone so i can have the place to myself
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Is that an open invitation?
Your pictures are very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
#
 


I made this the other day but to be honest it scares me a little
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# That is deeply scary.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# :)
hah
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ARf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *Joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
....hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I intended to shop out some teeth but I was in a hurry making it
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I think it works perfectly as is
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# why are you drawing b3tans?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# masochism?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# IT IS NICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Why not
b3tans are people too. Well some of them are, I'm pretty sure I've seen some of them offline. Unless they hacked my eyes and weren't really there o_O

In fact, here's a recent picture I took of a b3tan:
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# who is it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Well, it's me of course
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Also, it seems none of you have seen Ghost in the Shell: SAC
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# its the laughing man symbol
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Is that door smaller than average,
or are you in fact a giant?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I can confirm that is a standard British doorway
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# can you confirm you had your feet on the floor?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I can confirm that my feet were on the floor and I was not wearing shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# so you're about 6'6"?
i suppose that's massive compared to sushi...

or is this digital trickery?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# perspective is a cruel mistress
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I am 6'6"
I don't know how tall sushi is.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I am little.
I am but a mere 5'7". On the other hand, I have a massive cock though.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Redsushi the tripod with the robotic hand
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I like the chinese wizard

only joking they're fab
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Ver' nice!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# ahhhahhhah these are good
 
it is a nice thing to make nice pictures of nice people
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Cheer up Karl Hysteria!
I know you're a /talker, but life could be worse....
I guess....
Maybe....
Probably?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# He could be a QOTWer
Then you know things have hit rock-bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# That sir is very very true!
*shudders at the thought*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Jolly good!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# oooh, top work!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# cracking stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# These are awesome
I'm vaguely aware of Blue Star

isn't she FoldsFive's better half?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Darn tootin' I'm his better half :)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hello Blue
Give the lovely fella a big hug from me!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I will do.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# These are very good.
I also like the hat update from your previous stamp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Great work
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# oooh ooh
Do me! Do me! Normally I wouldn't be such an attention seeking whore, but I love that style and it's my birfday today! Yay!

Edit: Also my b3ta day. Where's my fucking candle you retards!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] 2pac.

athankyou
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Did you get your camera free with the purchase of those beers?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# It's the one on my phone.
It's naff with anything closer than about 2 metres.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I think you need the prescription checking on your specs there, Ghostie.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Actually that's the best of about four photos
I think I'd've got a better image off a camera obsuura.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# *giggles*
Must actually enter this comp. I have an idea for once.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# bindun:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Curses!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I thought it was a Toucan
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Are you looking at mi bird?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Nah, that was Bobby Brown, not 2pac.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Is the can on the right a Nazi?
(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I thought it was a well known fact that all cans are nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# pfffft
*searches frantically for some euro coins*
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Pffffft
Ooops, didn't see the pfft above, so have a ROFLcopter too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# bless :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Poor fox will still get flattened :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ahhhahhh shit that is brilliant
 
chickens r dum
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
*actually looks at picture*

Aha! Subtle :D

Edit OK either subtle or I'm extremely gormless today. Probably the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# You're all like DUYY DUYY DUYY DUYY DUYY DUYY DUYY DUYY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Errrrr... Kryten?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I'm fine, Susan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# well I thought maybe the fox had heard some of those jokes and he or she was like hey I am going to sit at the other side of the road and wait for some of those motherfucking chickens, man.
 
or is that just me
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# No - it's not just you - I'm gradually catching up with the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# You're not gormless sir...
...I'm just shit at animation, so I didn't animate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I don't knopw why, but for some reason I was expecting an enoprmous chicken to come hurtling along the road.
*dawdles off to tea urn*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# awwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Where's Tufty?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Watch out Basil!
Nicely and ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# :D
Is that belisha beacon very small,
or just far away?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# far away
those stripes are 25feet wide!

:)

Ning Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Ning Bilbo!
How's the tooth? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hmm
the aching has gone now

not 100% happy with the filling - it's probably going to need a full crown :(

having the other troublesome tooth crowned tomorrow

Teeth eh? who needs em?

...hmm.... actually.. I do
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:37, archived)
# safe fox looks both ways (:
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Sweet :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# just like Hugh




Laurie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Heh heh :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Nice.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I like you...
...but in a macho way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Congrats!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha
*jumps on bandwagon*

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Arghh, lasers


Edit: I wanted to animate it, but I lack teh skillz
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# he's in EVERYTHING, isn't he?
 
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely. I always think Bill Nighy should be a Belfast restaurant critic.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha it was only a matter of time before that squirrel embarked on his career as a meme...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Woah.
That's over $21bn worth of hardware, not counting the payload o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Puts me in mind of...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Tomorrow there's going to be a "special" image challenge
We're giving away a £900 laptop and there's runners up prizes too.

Hopefully you'll play nicely like you did for the Transformers one and it won't be a load of gash like the Virgin one.

As I know you want an image with each post - here's a wanking ascii penis 8==w=)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# we will be good
*crosses fingers behind back*


/like I'm ever going to win an image challenge blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# you better let monkeon know he's won
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# nah, just surprise him by just handing him the prize
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# any clues?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# It's for a company that makes computers?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# really EXPENSIVE ones
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hmmm
think houses of parliament
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Is it For Tomato Ketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# arf!
ningles Freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# is this for a TV prog by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# naked members of parliment calandars!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# you could give us the image challenege right now
thus giving us an extra day to make images,
/and to foil the wednesday night crowd
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# This
Archie always has the best ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)
# ^ this

and for no other reason than the current challenge is shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I fear we're giving too much reasoning prod ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# at least we try :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yep
Also, I'm going to see Rhys Darby tomorrow night at the Fringe, which will reduce my internet drawing time! OH NOES!

"Who's this? 'Moo-ray'? oh its Murray, it's just been spelled out badly. Present"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ive been watching the it crowd on 4od and ive seen that bit in the advert 18 times
ive got my impression of him down pretty good now... but only that bit
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# sorry
it's going up tomorrow afternoon. But I'm mentioning it now for DRAMA, and to create a sense of CURIOSITY and ANTICIPATION.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# It's worked ;)
looking forward to it, and thanks for the heads up, rob
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# How about we don't tell the wednesday night crowd?
and tell them the new challenge is to Draw Peter Cook and Dudley moore in a compromising situation with just a stick and some purple Gouache?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# you're an ideas man...you're hired!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Ooo goody another compo for me to not win!
Any clues on the subject matter?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# animals with different heads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# A funny tramp
wrestling a pig.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Oh so an endless stream of reposts then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Aww damn
I wouldn't have won but I'd have had a go if I hadn't been busy doing stuff for my sister's wedding tomorrow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hooray!
I've had bugger-all success in image challenges since 2005

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# what time is kick off?
Only Sky seem to keep shitting up my evening connection, can Fraser aim for a 6pm announcement so I can think about it over me tea


*hopes its chips its chips*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# we'll stick it up tomorrow afternoon
that's the plan
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# damn I've got to go out around 5pm, I'll ring you when you can post it ok?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hark at 'im
friends to royalty!


:)


Ning Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# hahah, you think Rob actually uses a phone?
All of his communication is outbound only now, he only twitters these days, that and banging bin lids together before shouting in peoples faces.


Plus I don't have a phone that works as I'm poor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# he doesn't talk to the common
he is like a vengeful god, sat on his cloud, occasionally dispensing commandments to slay the first born
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I have a phone
I use it mostly for listening to audiobooks and playing freecell
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# With brown sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hot damn! This excites me
*warms up drawing pencils*

Can you give us a clue? I'm sure if it doesn't involve marketing types wanting internet creatives to do their job for them, it'll go down smoothly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# oooh, incentive to enter :D
I may have a go!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# We'll play nice if you promise not to get urinated on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hurrah
Your wanking penis has a very flat bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# well, I might even dust off my photoshop for a prize
i've given up on the weekly challenges and front pages...

[edit] Jesus, it's almost 2 years since my last front page...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# G.I JOE Vs COBRA (whats G.I stands for anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Geremy Irons
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# GIGANTIC INJURIES
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# general infantry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# general issue
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# GLAND INFLATION
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# is it virgin?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Time lock
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Well to be fair it is right in the middle of the road...
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Bless you, Mr Headwound..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# that'll learn him
always parking where he likes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Saving the universe is all good & groovy, but parking laws are there for a reason..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Groucho Marx - 2 speakers, one mouse, 2 blue post-its for hair and one stinkin' Sharpie Cigar!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I likes this I do.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Excellent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# arf
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha, strangely, the first thing that came to mind was "Johnny Five is ALIVE!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# HAHA
I was thinking it's either Groucho or Gonzo?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Sorry, Mum....I done a bad murder.


(Seams fine to me)
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# All seams to be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
That must of taken hours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Well you can't rush perfection.
It was high time I did a Mark II seamhorse anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Those slippers make this a work of genius, Sir
I am in awe
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I'm trying to establish a seamhorse trademark :)
Like whatshisname with the mouse in all his pictures (Turner?)



Edit Ah - Cuneo. Nobody in the whole office knew that. God we're a bunch of heathens.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I don't remember this being in Empire Strikes Back...
deleted scene?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# It's from the digitally remastered edition.
You can tell from the high quality graphical standards it employs.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Ah, I see.
The problem is that these new effects really stand out against the relatively primitive work that ILM did in the 1970s.

I mean, that horse is frighteningly realistic.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Are these people you know?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8194235.stm
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Also
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/comedy/images/psychoville.jpg
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# That one's passed me by
Never even heard of it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ooooh, it's good.
If you liked League of Gentlemen.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Well I didn't
So that sorts that then
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Well fnarr.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# One appears to be Simon Pegg
no not you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# in-jokes are shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Didn't think that combining today's biggest news story with a popular BBC show that was on a week ago would count as an "in-joke"...
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# ok I retract my previous statement and replace it with
that's shit!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ah,
now that's fair enough. Can't argue with that.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# everyone wins!
[edit] aah baby p killers.

wasn't interested in that story to be honest..pair of bastards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'm RISing a bit here, I'm afraid....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9631732
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhh! I see!
what a sick pair of human waste thay are...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Yes.
We should form a mob and set fire to them.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# They seem like ok chaps to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# LOL NOT REALLY THEY REALLY ARE SHITS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# she looks like Andre the Giant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Anybody want a peanut?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# You've an incredible gift for rhyme, Fezzik
*dangles bait*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# ^ Terrifying.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I'm awating the inevitable Hindley/Brady mugshot crossover
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
Not really - a) don't own photoshop, and b) can't do faceswaps.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# hahahah
and yes to Andre the Giant lookalike
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
#


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# yay
ning Vaga
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Ooh...
...very nuclear fallout! Lully as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Why is it always partially obscured by dense particulate cloud formations, possibly meteorological in origin, but maybe as a result of airborne particulates...
in your pics?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# outstanding as always, Vaga!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Remember my 2001 wallpaper?
I tried again with a couple of films.

Immortel (ad vitam)
Big

Eden Log
Big
(Nissun, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# oooh, that is outstanding!!
eden log was a great film too :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Glad to hear that.
I know it may be a bit difficult to watch, but it gives something other films don't. It doesn't deserve the rating it has on imdb.
(Nissun, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)
# bloody hell, 5.2?
deserves much higher than that.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Bloody hell those are fantastic!
*slumps shoulders and goes back to drawing board*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)
# not sure what this is all about
but it's damn good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I like the top one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Sock it to the man

Click for bigger (157 kb) | pictures for sale here
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# All spiders are bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Uh oh
Spider sense is tingling....WITH SARCASM!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Hahaha what a cunt spider
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
Here here!

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# That's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# It's a mystery how I get away with it
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Is that shit
or pendulous gonads?

Either way, I am happpy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# fantastic work, as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hehhhehhhehheh
YES


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
This great, and made better by the fact that the faces are exactly a Brian and Doug!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# yes I found them in an internet search for Brian and Doug, respectively.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahahah, what on earth is going on here?!? :D
nings medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Worryingly the only thing that confuses me here
is the prescence of a random cabbage leaf!

(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I thought I might expand my lettuce horizons

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# MORNING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
# hahahhahahah! what the shuddering fuck??? O_o
'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:47, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhah fuck yeah
 
Brundlecowpug
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I am starting to suspect there are two sources of teeth in the upper jaw, too
 
the canines look like a cat or a bear but the gums and incisors do not
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# THE WHOLE IS GREATER THAN THE SUM OF ITS PARTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Dear God that's a wake up call and a half!
Top shoppery.

Ning, the board.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)
# morning

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Hahaha top of the morning indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:58, archived)
# pfffft Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# YESS, MORNING MADNEESSSSSS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)
# YES
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Jazzhands :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:58, archived)
# HACHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# o hai popular cow!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# O_O
Ohshitohshitohshit

*Flees*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# GAH!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# gah!
Hello T

heard from Pease?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Not for a few days
But I figure with the move and everything I wasn't likely to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Cripes!
Thats some........ Errrrr........ Thing!

'lo board!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Will it eat me...or
use me as a host body?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Sexy time!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# cripes
'ning :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Yikes!!
Morning mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# alllreeeeeeetttttttttttttT!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# That's
good
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# NING!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Featuring classics "Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers" and "Octopus Sexcake"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:31, archived)
# I could never decide if I liked them or not
sometimes they did lovely stuff, other times they did stuff that made me want to stick screwdrivers in my ears.

*shrugs*

Ningles, BLD!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Me too
Nings :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:35, archived)
# what the hell?
...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:43, archived)
# LETS WRITE RUDE WORDS, ALL DOWN OUR STREET!
STICK OUT OUR TONGUES AT THE PEOPLE WE MEET!
LET'S HAVE AN INTELLECTUAL TREAT;
P** P* B*LLY B*M DR*W*RS!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:40, archived)
# ahhhahhhah shit
 
that's a flounder isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:42, archived)
# I predict many boners in your future
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MAY THEY BE BIG AND STRONG
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:32, archived)
# I have a theory that anybody with the name Bono is statistically likely to be a giant turd
but so far I only have a sample of two, which is not very scientific
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:33, archived)
# I can add to it.
I knew someone with that surname (that I used to work with). We used to think he was a bogan in a suit. But your theory is more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:35, archived)
# THREE FOR THREE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:36, archived)
# How many do we need to make the theory a law?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
# To avoid the "100% fact" rating of a law...
we'd have to find one that is not a twofaced rightwing fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Sounds like SCIENCE to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:36, archived)
# DICKFISTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:41, archived)
# POW! POW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Other ideas


Previously: b3ta.com/board/9620480
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:00, archived)
# pffftttt...
needs more "Dead Baby in Fridge"!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:04, archived)
# BABY GOT BABYBACK RIBS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:17, archived)
# BABY ON MUSHROOMS
AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:21, archived)
# Can someone transparency this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:27, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhahh YES
 
THIS SHOULD BE INSERTED IN PEOPLE'S PROFILES FROM TIME TO TIME BY MODERATORS I THINK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:29, archived)
# YES
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:42, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:41, archived)
# woo
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:21, archived)
# hehehehheh
 
I told my flatmate about my Pulp Fiction joke that day
she had to explain to me why I should not say nigger on the internet
even as a quotation
in case some people take it the wrong way
whoops
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:28, archived)
# DAMN I FORGOT TO USE QUOTATION MARKS AGAIN
"""""""
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Yeah.
I like your edited disclaimer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:34, archived)
# LET'S DO A HATECRIME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:36, archived)
# OH YEAH. LET'S GET IT GOING RIGHT NOW.
I DISCRIMINATE AGAINST EVERYONE EQUALLY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:40, archived)
# STRING 'EM ALL UP AND STAB 'EM INNA GUT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:42, archived)
# THEY'RE ALL GOIN' DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:48, archived)
# he had a point though
I sure as shit wouldn't make that kind of a joke in Texas

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Byrd,_Jr.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Oof, this is not what I wanted to be doing at this hour, but thanks for being so kind.
I've been lurking out of embarrassment of my (ahem) emphatic response.
I saw your remark about making the joke in Texas and manned up enough to actually read your pm, which I had assumed would be dismissive or worse (see message title) thanks again for being excellent instead.

America is the Texas of the world I'm afraid, so maybe in a way think that I am speaking from the bottom of a pit of filth and wishing we could be out of it.

Also in my defense: my state (California) recently discovered that it could vote to put discrimination into the constitution (no more gay marriage, recently discovered to be a right protected by freedom of religion, but now not so much) and it scares the shit out of me (a straight white Subgenius who might just weigh the same as a duck, you know).

Also I didn't get the reference, which is my fault.

Carry on, thanks again.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# sweet as bro
as we say in these parts.


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# BABBY WIV DA ANGLES NOW XXX ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Motorcycle emptyness?
Always wanted one of these....
motorcycle emptyness
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Motorcycle emptyness:
If You Can Read This, The Baby Fell Off

(sorry for not shopping it, kinda)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:33, archived)
#
www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/08/11/90181_todays-news.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Read something about some people robbing charity tins yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 5:25, archived)
# Dude you can't give me instructions to do things in the past
Time doesn't work that way.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 5:31, archived)
# You have to at least try
www.b3ta.com/links/351491
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 5:33, archived)
# yes i like this song a lot
i think it would benefit from some high pitched chirping
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 5:52, archived)
# I will get to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 5:56, archived)
# How about now?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 6:42, archived)
# At work now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Poor old Squiggle
50years...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 6:41, archived)
# Thank you
for the first post I see tonight not being Freebase, Vimod, Gmos or any other of the overdone to death memes.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Dude
It's Technoviking
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 5:40, archived)
# have a Furtive for your troubles
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 5:49, archived)
# hahahaha
nice furtive.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 5:52, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 5:54, archived)
# BEST. FURTIVE. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 6:05, archived)
# one of my favourites.
 
KNOCK HIM DOWN AND STAMP ON HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 6:06, archived)
# hahaha
the faster the animation, the better
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Johnny should have noticed Furtive...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 6:45, archived)
# yeah I think the guy on the left kinda did
but he was all like WOAH, FUCK! A POLAR BEAR?! and then it was all over
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:32, archived)
# There are two types of people in this world: The quick and the dead
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:50, archived)
# WHERE DID YOU GO ARTFAG101
 


POST AND FUCKING RUN, IS IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 6:30, archived)
# The gay shift loves you
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 6:47, archived)
# IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:01, archived)
# TV - FTW!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:04, archived)
# .


Sleep well...


(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 2:52, archived)
# if I was japanese this would be a delicacy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 2:52, archived)
# *fears*
I found that in my shorts the other day...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Popepollo just knew his luminous fleshlight would whet the dragons' sexual appetite...
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Does it move forwards or backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# It's bad news either way
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Or good news!
It all depends on which way your boat floating wheels turn.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)
# avoid all water...
...(stick to Guinness).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 2:58, archived)
# I'd like one of those in my garbage bin. It'd help to breakdown waste
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# He looks totally different without his hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)
# IT'S AS BIG AS A HOUSE!
 
MAYBE EVEN BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 3:37, archived)
# 


_./'\._ ¸¸.•¤**¤•.¸.•¤**¤•.¸¸ _./'\._
*•. .•* * *Kissing is magic* *•. .•*
/.•*•.\ ¸..•¤**¤•., .•¤**¤•.*.*/.•*•.\
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)
#
♥♥
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
# GOD DAMN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)
# GOD DAMN
SEXAY
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:24, archived)
# SO TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)
#
www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=QW-FEELINGS&Category_Code=QW
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)
# True too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Epic stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)

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