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[challenge entry] Then tell me, "Future Boy" who's gonna be the Prime Minister in 2015


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(WhippedDream Is Riding A Dutch Bike, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahaha LIBYANS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Mmmm sexah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# This is a terrifying thought
Maggie Thatcher with a time machine!

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha
very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# *sicks a little*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# sexy cock sick?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet.
But your kids are gonna love it.
(WhippedDream Is Riding A Dutch Bike, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# You evil fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Haha!
Great Scott!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# "You're not thinking 4th dimentionally!" WOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# This week, I have mostly been reading....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Those cats seem to like cock an aweful lot
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# *googles*
Bloody hell it's real an all! :D I rather fancy that sculpture would be their prefferd medium
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# could find a wallpaper they liked?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# shht
you're spoiling the firstviewers' fun
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *removed*
just as long as you knoew I thought it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:37, archived)
# :)
ta
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Technically as the first person to reply
wouldn't HT be the firstviewer?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
#
viewing does not equal replying

also, food is not love, riverghost! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Ah but it's the best indication of it though:P
and as to the later you obviously haven't seen RG's patant pending chocolate dildos!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# *instant flashback*
www.b3ta.com/questions/foodsex/post497151
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# YES!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Blimey!
He's on a high fibre diet
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Tip Top fella, as ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# b3ta happyday!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Why thank you Matthew.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
arseplode!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
great looping there
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# ta :)
hoe are things?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# yeah not bad
had a nice little break from work to do some stuff for myself recently. What you up to these days?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# the usual
at work, things are busy.. not much time for the occasional animation, except for this one

and at home I haven't had much inspiration on the subject of silly things lately
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# i find a lot of inspiration coming from general annoyances
so its usually a sign that life is good when the creativity dwindles
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# good tip, thanks
By the way, I loved your explanation video of the "i can throw things in awesome ways"
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# 10/10 for curlage.
1/10 for spraying himself with it.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahhahahahah! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (breaths) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..................x


^ That's shit that is! (clicks)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahaha! Aceness



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Yes!
Very excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Yet another BBC blunder
posted on behalf of b3tard in waiting @alanconnor

(shardcore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ha ha
the little scamp gets every where.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Arf!
Poor Guy Goma :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I just noticed!

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I does :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Impressive lurking there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I'm getting access denied :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Nicely fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# happy b3rthday chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Thank you Toasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Thank you Whato.
Also, www.b3ta.com/board/9637749

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ace!
Especially the constituency!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Haha :)
Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
'ningle matey.
I don't know if you saw the other day but Fae is alive and well. Just can't get online atm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I did, good to know she's well, hope she gets back on soon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Talk!
Didn't you hear? They seceded from B3ta to form a quasi-autonomous enclave.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha man you are gunning hard for that laptop :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# just enjoying the challenge
which is weird as I don't think of myself as politically minded in any way. (which is why I'm no doubt getting this all wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# It's quite fun yes.
In spite of my deeply cynical first post I have warmed to the subject.

Although I still think the campaign, while very well intentioned, is deeply flawed in its execution, but heigh ho...

Might as well pea this here from yesterday - got kind of swept away in a rush.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# saw that, liked it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# It's as close as I get to satire...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Swish
I enjoy the fact there's a hand there.

Means you're not some all hi-tech robot of awesome.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Doesn't he have pretty nails....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:37, archived)
# They are very nicely shaped
also, happy candles.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# :D
i take it you've already cleared a space for the laptop to go then
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# again, fantastic work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha
again this is spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Oh, he's good.
Too good.. it's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] First compo entry...

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# that's excellently iced Hype
TOP work Sir


Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Blimey that is really well done
top work fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# i likes that.
and now, as i've been awake for just over 26 hours, i shall sleep.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahahahahahha! Aweosme work!
have to say, that is on my list of films I almost walked out on in the cinema....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# nice work indeed!
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Good skills!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# he looks rather happy that the country's gone to shit
even the French have stopped being in a recession! The French!




/italics blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I blame Riverghost for that.
He's the one who bought 2 croissants this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# happy b3taday

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Cheers Waspy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# bloody hell... they'll retreat from anything....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# :'(
** grumble **
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# *throws rocks at the forrin*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Ouch !
Image hosted by uppix.net
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Merci beaucoup mon ami!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# The French went into recession before us
and will be back in recession next month.

That's, the French!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Woo
That's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Nicely Edward! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# don't believe the hype
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Cheers pal!!!
Toughy this one init...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Just a bit!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ^ Coldplay?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Me likey.
You very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Aw, little David's desperate for a turn...
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top expression on the Tory
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahahahahahahha! outstanding :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] So it came to pass...the Dark Lord unleashed the Clitoris of Doom
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I don't think any of the have ever unleashed a Clitoris of any form.
Mucked around with and bollocksed up maybe, but not unleashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Ha ha ah! I just thought of a lolsome joke!
What is the collective term for the biggest porn stars in the world?

The Clitoratti!

LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# augh...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# /unlurks

/slaps

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# *paints self blue*
You can't see me! You can't see me!

*kicks Mediocre in the balls*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# You can't see me
as I am lurking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I can't see you because I have you on ignore actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Meh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# *sees nothing*
Where's my b3taday pic? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hey! I'm lurking here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hoodies!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Did you know
that in japanese, "kuri" (pronounced culi) means "hazelnut", "to" means "and", and "risu" (pronounced "lisu") means "squirrel"

....so phonetically when Japanese say "clitoris" it could be easily mistaken for "hazelnut and squirrel".

I'm sure I could have explained this more amusingly but I've not had enough sleep and OH JUST FUCK OFF

:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Oh fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# arrrgghh!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# You love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# aaaaaaaargh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Clitoris?
No wonder the fellowship struggled to find it! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I heard he couldn't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Top shop
Peter in his true light, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Ta Jahled
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# oo burny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Burny Steak House?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# "I'd like to order the Joan of Arc with a side order of Witch."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Would you like that with a side order of weighing less that a duck with that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# oh, yes please, but hold the "heathen" - I have a pagan allergy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahaha! top 'shoppage, N'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I somehow doubt that Mandy would have
the slightest interest in Clitori,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Isn;t it the new Renault?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Ha ha The New Renault Clitori
One you park it, you take ages finding it again :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# My train needed somewhere to drive...


first attempt at pixel art, so be nice :P

Toot if you like trains
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Fucking hell!
This world is just growing and growing :D Will it ever stop?

Molto Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Tom O'Bedlam's Top Film And TV Series That Sushi Needs To See
Brick
True Blood Season 1 and 2
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Brick sounds cool.
Is True Blood anything like Buffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Brick is amazing, Levitt really shows how much he's grown up as an actor.
True Blood is about as far from Buffy as sugar is from cocaine. Yes they look a bit similar but one is alright for day to day stuff but its nothing special, where as the other is sexy as hell and will blow your head clean off.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# OK.
I'll give it a go.

Also, don't bother watching Burn Notice. It is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I had a sneaking suspicion it might be :)
I'm considering the wisdom of rewatching X-files from the beginning...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah, it just can't decide
whether it is Get Smart or 24 and just ends up being a pile of shit, albeit a shiny one. Oh, and there is an Irish bird in it who is fucking horrendously annoying!

I have been rather enjoying Royal Pains though. It's nothing world shattering but it is rather funny at times and enjoyable.

And on the subject of The X-Files, just watch the first 5 series, it was shit after the film came out :)

Also, download and watch all of Oz.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I re-watched the whole lot last year... There were a few quite good episodes in the last few series...

Improbable, Lord of the Flies, Audrey Pauley, Salvage, Hungry...


best episode overall, though - "Home"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Maybe,
I just started watching them on Bravo or Sci-Fi or some shite Sky channel last year, the ones with RObert Patrick in, and I thought they were shite. They were more about relationships than freaky shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Also, you're wrong.
Best episode ever, Tooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# one of the best, but "Home" was scarier and far more disturbing.
also: "Ice" and "Sanguinarium"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Aye, they were all good I guess.
Tunguska was win too.

In fact, Season 4 was undoubtedly the best series.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Thank you Jah :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# thanks :D
well I'm finishing work today, so won't have any more time to waste :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# OK
You're a lovely individual and have lovely shiny shoes. Is that good enough?

Also woo.

EDIT: Gaaah! It's that fucking 'I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom' advert on TV again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# ooooo i like this very much.
It makes me think of Pontifex and Transport Tycoon. Awesomes.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Open TTD is still the game I play the most
In my own little world I am the supreme transport ruler of the Isle of Man.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I've recently started playing Startopia again
Wonderfully fun sim game.

I might have to play TTD again next.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# its even better with the new graphics patches
trams and the like, routemaster buses, and ... i'll get my anorak.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# What did you think of locomotion?
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# never played it
it came out while i was away from computers for a while (about 6 years)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# well worth a fiddle
you build tracks alla rollercoaster tycoon, so you can build some rather funky designs.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)
# i'll look out for it
(i wasn't in prison for 6 years, i just couldn't go near a computer without wanting to smash it to tiny little bits. i worked in tech support for too long)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
#
Pontifex and Transport Tycoon that time I saw carriage 673456 of the South-Eastern fleet whilst standing at London Bridge.

Awesomes Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
#
Tom O'Bedlam K3bab
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# bloody hell, this is looking FAR to awesome!
*click!*

edit: it's starting to remind me of "Knytt" - I think it's the bridge part that's doing it

edit2: I really should do some more icons - I've only ever made one: b3ta.com/board/9588108
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# how do you shoot people
 
tis woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Chuff chuff chuff....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# That's a First Class Ticket, sir.
Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# gizzajob


*edit* this is the last time I have an idea involving maths

grrr
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# spangs
jobcentreplus
jobcentreequals
stillnojobs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Thats good
Wish I'd thought of it:p

EDIT: How ironic. My chair broke so I had to get it replaced. THe room is too full of people to unpack and assemble the chair so my chair is currently a box with a chair in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I know
hang on a sec...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha DWP logic
silly person
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hahahahahahhahaah! SSSPPPAAAAANNNNGGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# pffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# :(
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# i shall post this here i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# this just flipped my shitty Friday morning upside down
now I'm upside down on a shitty Friday morning but at least I'm smiling now.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)
# ha!
they had to take on more staff at my local Jerbcentre, they have been rushed off their feet :|
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# took me 35 mins to sign on lastweek when it usually takes 10
I guess it's good we're keeping someone in a job...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# did you have to teach them how to write?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:25, archived)
# it's the ones who sit in the corner shouting "Make fire go!" that you've got to watch out for
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)
# last time I told the signing on clerk I had applied for a job..
she brought the details of the job up on the monitor and explained how to go about applying for it, I smiled and nodded.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# The lady I sign on with has big tits
and is a right MILF! Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:31, archived)
# they're all boots here.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# It almost makes it bearable going to sign on.
Only almost mind....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# If he does steroids
does that mean the balloon would pop:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Leg's had just grow....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# erm
OK
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# You dirty ninja :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I left an S off
It still made sense. Don't make me go over there and blow your candle out!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Yeah, whatever :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# haha great ain't it? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# jobcentre=2
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# hey!
I'm a "Designer" not a mathmatician!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I read that in a DeForest Kelly voice.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# just as it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Dammit k3b/-\b!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# i love you too sweetie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# err, no
jobcentrejobcentre = jobcentre*jobcentre = jobcentre2

jobcentre+jobcentre= 2jobcentre

I think.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Well yeah,
but jobcentre = 2 so it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# interesting.
so, if you were off to sign on, you could say "i'm off down the 2"
which could be understood as "i'm off down the shit*".

hmm. point taken.

*could also refer to visiting Stoke on Trent.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# hence, jobcentre =2.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# but jobcentre =0 is also valid.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# No it isn't is it?
Anything *0 is (imagine an 8 on it's side) isn't it/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Oh no,
that's divided by zero.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# shame
i liked the idea of my having no beer, where 0*beer=∞ beers!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)
# it's possible to extend the reals...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# like on a fruit machine?



(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# yeah, but that's trivial.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# HA HA HA
I LOVE REBRANDING!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)
# NING!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# heehee, nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Ooooh! Nicely Ninj :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Ta Sushi...oh...and...
HAPPY B3TADAY MATEY \O/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Cheers Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hahhaha, perfect expression!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Noice!
His face looks a picture.

Just going to sneak this pea in...
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] mock mocka mock

(bitchman contains mild peril, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha
No one will sit next to him! Sadly he'll never be wanting for a job. These sort of people make millions and millions in after dinner speaking and as figurehead company directors.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Nice
to see the empty chair waiting on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# don't sit next to him..
he's farted.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# He likes playing teh solo from Baker Street best of all....


Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Happy b3taday
again

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Thank you!
Again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# CAYKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# happy ningles day Red
I like him, although he has a look in his eye like he's very seriously considering putting his furry penis into that saxophone

"I could play it.... or I could fuck it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# And that is why I love him so :D
You still in foreign lands?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# yup
still in 'Nam. It's lovely, everyone should come here and try not to spoil it.

I'm supposed to be writing my CV just now and looking for part time jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9638895
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Awesome!
I ate some Basa Fish for dinner last night, which is native to the Mekong River Delta in Vietnam. It were fucking lush! How much longer are you away?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# :D
you wonderful sod... I had some in a place in Hoi An, it was a dive but the food was incredible! Also - I'm almost half full of pho about 70% of the time at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Sweeeet!
Now, get off the internets and enjoy your bloody holiday you cad!

Oh, and buy me some red vietnamese shoes while you're at it! Size 7!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# *points at the person with Tiny Feet*
TINY FEETS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Well if they were any bigger Lee,
I would look like a fucking clown! Especially in my shoes of choice, RED!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I WANT SHOES GOD DAMN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# ha ha
although now I've got that tune stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing!
Awesome song!

Also, interesting fact. Contrary to popular belief, Baker Street is not about Baker STreet in London, but is in fact about Baker Street in Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Hippy Bird Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Rock you cock motherfucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# ning!
and happy b3taday chief :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Cheers KSS :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# yay! Happy b3taday
edit: have cake!
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Danke Gigglemouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)
# PANCECAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# squirrel sax! :D
happapapapappapappy b3taday!

ningles everyone!

Today is my last day of being a freelancer as I've just given in to accepting a permanent role. It all sounded good until I was just told I will now have to go in a week long team building course, even though I've been contracting for this company for over a year.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# does it mean more Milton Keynes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# christ.. I hope not... that's limited to about 1 day a week....
I like all the people up in the office up there, it's just I hate MK, and the journey too.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# that sounds good
do you build the team out of lego or play dough?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# nah, out of the body parts we exhume from the local cemetary...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# so, a week of being paid not to do any work
what's wrong with that (apart from the 'team-building' bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)
# the team building bit is what I can't stand....
also, it had REALLY better not be between now and the beginning of september.... I've got a stack of paintings to finish for an exhibition, and even a week off is going to screw me over, as I have little time as it is...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# LOLS!
Gutted!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)
# yup! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# remember there's no I in team...
but there are a bunch of cunts you don't like much but have to spend all your time with
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# There's no I in team.
Really? What about Group?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# no, but there is a "me" in team - it's just a little "disorganised"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# There's no effin' teabags.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# happy b3terday Sue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# How did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I read it in Gazeta Shqiptare
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Damn! My femalenessity has finally been busted :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# happy b3taday :)

I have a special day of signing on..yay :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Boooooooooooo!
I had to sign on on Wednesday. It sucked :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# yup it really does
I've probably had more interviews than half the people who go there..yet they still treat you like scum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)
# me too!
happy jobseekers!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# go team unemployed!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Is he Bob Holness?
And woo for candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# hello sir
it's Bob Carolgees that does the candles
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# *spits*
ningles fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# LIES! LIES! LIES!
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Cheers Barryaxewound!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Ahh.. it's Bootsy, baby!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Bootsy call
Hahaha nice

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:43, archived)
# well the cat was captioned as Don King but those glasses are more Bootsy really
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Kitteh societies do exist!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Do they have secret pawshake?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:21, archived)
# BOOTZILLA, BABY

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Oh Stevie boy
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:21, archived)
# I read his computer of his shoulder once
Bacon was one of his most used words.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# PUTTING THE FUNK BACK INTO BOOTSY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:20, archived)
# That is an EU 14.7 kinds of scary!
woo.

'ningles all.

Grr! Supermarket cashier staff hey? Grr!

Buying brekkie this morning and a bought a couple of croissants. Get the the counter and the woman says to me like I'm some sort of simpleton, 'Why are you buys two?! Buy four it's cheaper!'
I had to inform her that a) I only wanted two for my breakfast) and b) she was incorrect four coissants at £1.50 was 50p more expensive that two croissants at a pound. It just had two more croussants in it.
I hate it when stupid people thrust unsound advice in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:36, archived)
# They're out there - and ning!
I didn't think that the word 'brekkie' was used in the UK. It's usually used here by bogans. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)
# OMG1one1 they'll depatriate me!:P
Yeah it's used here although I am prone to the odd Australianism.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
# So you've never seen "Yellow Submarine" then...
Of course that was less Beatles than Hanna Barbarians, so maybe not so much.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# if you breathe half as much
you might live twice as long...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)
# if you eat limes with everything
you will eventually never need to shit again... like the Thunder Dome, but in this sense two men enter and nothing leaves. That's efficiency!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# What goes around
comes around
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# especially if it's bendy.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# some things are educational and fun
that's edu-fun-tional!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# indeed
are you back or still in limbo?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I'm in Nha Trang
here for another couple of days, then Saigon, then KL, Singapore, Sri Lanka, Dubai then Newcastle. A week today at lunchtime I should be back in blighty and having a decent cup of tea and an honest bit of cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Huzzah
I shall be waiting at Newcastle Air Station

with a bit of cardboard saying Welcome Home Albert

(I'll be the bloke holding said piece of cardboard - If I'm carrying half an aardvark - it's not me)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# ha ha ha

I'll try really hard not to make eye contact
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I hate that word.
I think we should also track down and shoot the inventor of the word 'chillax'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Dude, seriously. Don't try and act upset when people treat you like a simpleton. It comes with the territory.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# croissants are mostly saturated fat
try having a piece of fruit instead, or some delicious seeds
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I bet you have no friends!
no friends and a nice firm stool.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# that sounds like all the red meat talking
you should cut down on that and have a nice rice broth with some mint in it followed by a piece of rye bread and some live yoghurt for desert!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# You're talking to the wrong person
I eat meat two three times a week. Now stop or I'll start having a go at your crack habit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# alcohol is a poison
why not make a refreshing brew out of dandelion leaves and elderflower spines? you can use the leftover mulch as compost!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# You can't talk you said rye bread
Yeast is a highly toxic fungus!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Enter The Rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:41, archived)
# awwwwwww
 
woo, and indeed, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:46, archived)
# Thanky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:47, archived)
# woo!
..and goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:51, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:55, archived)
# I don't remember these costumes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPU5S5-vjio
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:08, archived)
# Awesome.
I only saw them once but that time they were all wearing hats that were at least twice as tall as them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:14, archived)
# and the cow pattern jumpsuits?
that's what they wore last time I saw them at a BDO here.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:25, archived)
# They were wearing all white
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:31, archived)
# or maybe they were all in white
but they were the last act of the night and I was still tripping balls
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:36, archived)
# I guess I'm thinking of these outfits


but here are some HUGE motherfucking hats - in red
www.australiantraveller.com/images/imported/TismBigHeads.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:45, archived)
# Yeah, pretty much like those except white
or maybe they were red
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:59, archived)
# here is an Indonesian funny cats picture blog which is just a little bit odd
funnycatspicture.blogspot.com/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:30, archived)
#
Funny kitten smile at me
But, they still wild
Like their own ancester
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:33, archived)
# it came up in a search for "don't do crack"
 
funnycatspicture.blogspot.com/2009/07/funny-cats-sleep-with-sexy-girl.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:37, archived)
#
☜｡◕‿◕｡☞
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:11, archived)
# Funny Cat Sing The King Of Pop's Song
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Sweet shrapnel.
Good night internets-
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:57, archived)
# Night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:58, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:18, archived)
# Chuck Norris is a weapon of mass destruction
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Haha
Have some of these
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:50, archived)
# MUNES

Click for bigger (62 kb)


Click for bigger (79 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:38, archived)
# i did this one 2 nights ago
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:41, archived)
# OH FUCK
That's ace. What camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:51, archived)
# nikon d40
i always shoot the moon with the WB set to tungsten. the blue bias seems to sharpen it up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I thought the d40 could shoot raw?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:57, archived)
# it does, but i rarely do that
...doesn't seem to help much
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:59, archived)
# It's all I use now.
I like the fact that you don't have to commit too much or make too many irreversible decisions. As long as you've got the exposure more or less right you can change pretty much anything else after the fact. White balance is one of the things I've found it really useful to mess with afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:04, archived)
# i'll have to try that out more
my experience with this thing is that it can only do so much and have not noticed too much a difference twixt fine jpeg & raw. i'm still learning though :)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:13, archived)
# I'd definitely recommend playing around with raw format
The photoshop raw software is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:22, archived)
# got it
and will do so
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:24, archived)
# How dare you set me to tungsten!

No wonder I walk funny
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Electric moon
I had to set the alarm to get up at just the right time.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:43, archived)
# man.. thats really great
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Image is grand
Greater yet is the waking up to run around near dawn (?) with a tripod as the danged thing heads for the horizon, trying to get the right perspective.

To paraphrase Lily Tomlin:
The image is Woo but the effort is Yay!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:54, archived)
# nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:44, archived)
# Nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:05, archived)
# That's no ... erm...
oh yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:42, archived)
# There they are.
Did you see any meteorites yesterday? It was too overcast here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Here too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:51, archived)
# totally clear here and didn't see shit
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:53, archived)
# I SAW 12
*puffs out chest*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:02, archived)
# :D
i've seen a few spectacular shows in years past.. tis a wonder
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Same here.
It's hard to get away from light pollution here though, even out in the middle of nowhere you see the halos of the bigger towns.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:27, archived)
# its like that almost everywhere now
...fucking lights :/
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:39, archived)
# I'M AT THE PIZZA HUT
I'M AT THE TACO BELL

I'M AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:44, archived)
# SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET FUCKING BIT, LET ME TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:51, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04





www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eIvJAlwAAY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=viIOkkfKFH8
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:03, archived)
# MACDONALDS MACDONALDS MACDONALDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:09, archived)
# retard bitch, I've been in knife fights with real men&#65279; for over thirty years.
The odds of your retarded redneck inbred shitwad self surviving a fight with me is pretty slim. Fucking retards like yourself don't have the brains to survive a real fight. Too much pussy in retards like yourself. I've found that when a retard like you gets in the real shit, all you do is shit your pants like the bitches you are. So, fuck off little boy. You really ain't shit to anyone. Now go suck a dick for a dime.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:11, archived)
# NOpe.
I just enjoy letting you know you are a fucktard. You obviously are too fucking stupid to not poke a stick at. And now, ONLY you can appreciate the beauty of Wesley, and so he should never have been allowed in public? Fucking please! What an fucking tool you are! In your case, a retroactive abortion would be AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Oh the irony of youtube commenters discussing the exact nature of mental retardation.
Er ... I mean ... YOU AN TOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:30, archived)
#
"anyone who makes fun of wesley willis is a fag and needs to do like the song and suck a llamas dick"

For some reason this makes me think of Tourettes Guy: "suck my dick, or cock"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:30, archived)
# FUCK SALT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:44, archived)
# BIIIITCH, I LOVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:46, archived)
# Oh wow.
'When asked about the demons or Warhellrides, Willis would often comment that he was trying to "stay the hell out of prison" by "not hitting people in the street with bricks."'

I try to do this too. Maybe we all do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:34, archived)
# I think these guys may be ones to watch
nymag.com/arts/popmusic/features/58183/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:18, archived)
# awesome.
I just thought it was a catchy and retarded song but hey, these guys are on a whole other level.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:56, archived)
# plenty of live clips in youtube, too.
 
talk about fucking viral, this shit only came out a couple of months back and already kids are pissing themselves for it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 6:12, archived)
# humpty dumpty sat on a wall
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
# HUMPAY DUPTY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
# connor did you see my BLog today?
www.b3ta.com/board/9637164
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# a mystery indeed
you should have sent littil watsin to investigate instead.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Heh
I never make anything nice any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:10, archived)
# it's all gone downhill since you started on meth
i didn't want to be the one to break it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)
# As long as you don't touch my meth I don't give a fuck what you say.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)
# it's o.k i've moved on now
meth was the gateway drug to loam. does anyone have any loam ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:20, archived)
# I'm serious man, there's no clay or any of that shit in it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Haha this one's better
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)
# that's the shit
the heavy shit
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
# You know it
There's nothing like that gritty feeling in the veins.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)
# haha
i still don't understand this whole thing here
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Honestly
I just like the word, it makes me laugh. And when you look for loam images, there's loads of pics of cupped hands full of it. There's something vaguely druggy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:32, archived)
# loam
so funny i soiled myself
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)
# that is one of the many unfortunate side-effects of loam, yes
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:41, archived)
# ... and even that you eventually learn to love.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:46, archived)
# except when your hands fall off
that's the bad times.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:01, archived)
# This is where the expression "give me a hand" comes from.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 5:13, archived)
# whenever i type youtube into my address bar, it automatically goes to an old search for loam i once did
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:41, archived)
# "Loamies", as they are called, are easy to spot due to their engorged hands...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)
# They put rubber bands on their arms to puff up the hands
so they can hold more loam.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:35, archived)
# soooo loamy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)
# I want to take out a home loam
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Sinister eyes. Cute smile. Hmmm. FLICK HIS HEAD OFF.
also:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948 (endless CSI:MIAMI yeaaaahhhhhhhhhh moments)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:04, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:27, archived)
# "Hey!....fuck you."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrTkmDLUm2w
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Karl Pilkington? ;)
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# hails
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# HUMPTY DUMPTY NEEDS TO GET BACK ON THE FUCKING ROWING MACHINE
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# I'm obsessed! And it's all your fault.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhg_QIyMxZw
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
# I want it for next Easter
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry]


Previous (better?) entry here: b3ta.com/board/9637171
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# is he wearing stockings, with a satsuma in his gob?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# I'm sure it was eventually established that it was a tangerine, sah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Anyone else see this ep of South Park?


(yeah the logos are old, as are the images)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# I LOVE IT WHEN YOU VOTE, BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Vote or die bitch
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 3:04, archived)
# SHAKE THEM TITTIES WHEN YOU VOTE, BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)
# can i direct your attention to /board_stats
i think RedSushi needs an intervention
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Fuck me I'm second
I need to shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)
# you're fine
even at second you're still in the lower third percentile :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:27, archived)
# fucking hell
i get depressed when i see people posting that much

especially when nobody else is
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:04, archived)
# PUTIN KEEPS GIVING ME THE SEXY EYE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:35, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# YOU OWN THIS DICK TONIGHT, BITCH
ALSO DO A VOTE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)
# the game was cancelled
www.b3ta.com/robtoo/games/connect4.php?do=show&game=132
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)
# like that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Libelled democrats sounds like they are victims
Liberal Demon-rats ?

otherwise a great entry
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:05, archived)
# After years, I have some finally
(halfcut, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Wow. Today's novelty pencil erasers are far cooler than ours were.
How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Yes, nutmeat for sure
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# ahahaha
great
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)
# the old ones...
...(thumbs down).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# ALL TOGETHER NOW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgO4buIZccM
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Doctor Martin's, Doctor Martin's, Doctor Martin's,
BOOTS!

crappy martins crappy martins crappy martins boots!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 3:06, archived)
# AND YOUR BOOTS WILL HAVE A MEETING
AND YOUR BOOTS WILL TAKE CONTROL
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)

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