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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I do have to ask
Why is he using a torch in a lit room?

'ningles 't tang.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# it's one of Gary Glitter's bail conditions
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# That and not fucking children:)
*cheaky peas*

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I read that as
"it's one of Gary Glitter's ball conditions"
this was truly disturbing for me...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# i did
also
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Ningles!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Arf!
So has anyone done a Cyberman with an Intel Inside sticker on its casing?
(I lack photoshop at the moment)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# compo it anyway
it's still better than 80% of the shit that's been entered
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Truth is harsh, but still the truth
:)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Old Todger
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# He's quite a swinger for his age ;)
haha
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Oh go on then..
Would.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha.....got the giggles going
:)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# the opening 10 minutes of that film are worthy of an Oscar alone
And Dug is going to sell a lot of cuddly toys, or voice collars for pets :D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Can't WAIT to see it
Just cannot understand the delay in releasing it over here
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Same crap we go through for every Pixar film
6 months after a US release its allowed to come here
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Just so stupid and unfair
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# it's great :)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I saw the trailer for that and completely forgot about it's existence.
Looked good.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Where did you see it?
Was it on download? The only ones I have seen have been in Spanish :(
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# work do
It pisses me right off, every Pixar release is available on DVD import before cinema over here
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Fucking shitty Pixar!
I just saw that it has already become the 2nd highest grossing Pixar film after Finding Nemo. Be interesting to see how it does after the UK market get their hands on it....
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# An all the lassies say Halloo!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# probably bindun, but everythings redexing to me so I can't tell
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ning!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# B3ta - giving me my news since 2002
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *checks the news*
Ah, yes.

Nice one ;)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hey mediocre, see you at da pardy!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# well i think you're doing just fine with two
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# :D
Some of the pictures are just beautiful. I'm a bit jealous that Australia are experiencing the apocalypse before us.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I think areas of Birmingham can lay claim to 'FIRST!' on the apocalypse
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Heh.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Ever been to Dundee?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I'm a bit jealous too
But on the other hand, when we went in June it was lovely weather with great views and sunsets. None of that now...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I think it's terrible that the fallout from the death camps
of orange people is falling all over Sydney.

Orangeskindler's List:
Dale Winton
Judith Charmers
David Dickinson

"Need more names, we need more"
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# You forgot the oompa loompas
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Check
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# And Kilroy Silk
And Jordan
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# check
as for Jordan we should also put down Katie Price she's two orangeskins in one :)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
#
The devil in reaper
donnatella Versace
George Hamilton
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# check, check, check
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# The fat bloke from the Tango adverts
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# He's not really orange
he's a fake orangeskin
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Bah!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Litvinenko.
Oh wait, he was yellow.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Jason Orange
er
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# We'll throw him on the fire anyway
:)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# awesome :D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# umm don't get it?
edit

aah dust storm
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# the end of the world looks purrdy!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# We've been through this before.
You'd hate it in Sydney.
It's dry, it's ugly, it's boring.
I mean, really, a revolution could break out there any second.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Led by th irish and english that populate about 99% of the city
I don't think I ever met an Aussie while i was there
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Also
Is there a draw-off today? I'm bored.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# haven't arranged one
you're allowed to draw for non draw off related reasons too you know
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Nonsense.
*googles*
Today is Yvette Fieldings birthday, and also 'Celebrate Bisexuality Day' - LET THE DRAWING COMMENCE!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# do the two have to be combined?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Never mind those hippies!
DICK'S BACK!

but they still have to be twisty about it

waaa waaaa waaa

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# yay!
...but I'm still going to make childish comments aboout it
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# but I'm confused, why would children be making PENIS references
clearly they are all PEADOPHILES!

I think they need more letters of complaint!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I think they should rename it
Freckled Tallywacker
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Dotty Dong
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# speckled knobcake
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
The thing that always amazes me about Sydney is the Opera House. Every time you look at it in a picture it's pristine white. It's actually a dirty brown colour (it originally was white but it dazzled the sailors in the harbour). I've even taken a picture on it with a digital camera. dirty brown, looked at screen and it was prestine white again.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ahem...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Oi, you, NO!
:D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# :D
flidarm
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# oh yeah!
flidlol!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# genius :)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I'm having an a-ha erlebnis because if this

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Ja!
Erlebnis - German philosophical term for experience
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Exactly

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# love it.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Red dust cloud in Sydney
turns out it was all a misunderstanding

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I've just had a look at some of the images on the beeb news site of the dust storms - the first thing that came to mind was "Get your ass to Mars!"

/relurks
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# haha, *points up*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# YOU!
Excellent :)
*smooshes*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# YOU
*is smooshed*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# YAY!
How's Scotlandland?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Full of flu and stuff
How's Englandland?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Less flu-y but full of nettles
*waits for poison to drain out of arm*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Ooh
You know what's good for that?
*unzips*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Why do you have a zipped bag of dock leaves?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
#
Duh! Freshness!
*applies*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh that's better
So how come you're around?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Some of the dust has reached Brisbane too
Not as bad but still looks weird.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# :)
I love what they've done with their fencing, quite beautiful
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I'm sure that said 'Aphex The Mink'
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It did
It still does in fact
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# It looks nice, they should arrange that it happens more often
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Nom.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# This little piggy drank 17 bottles of lemonade and went wee wee wee all the way home.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
*weewees all the way home*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
#
sometimes I don't like the b3ta/sickipedia image/joke copies.
in this case I like it! :D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Ian was the GiRAF's most decorated pilot
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Aw, hello Ian
*loves*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Oh you!
I laughed more than was necessary at GiRAF
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# :)
Mornin' missus \O/
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# poomph! :)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hmm. i see your gas and raise you a cross-breed
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# WHOOP!!
:D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# oh hai!!!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] if you don't get it its a good thing trust me...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Oof!
concentrationcamplolz
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Have another

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# the brickwork reminds me of my old school
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)
#
brickwork Nazis
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Pffft.
Needs more Hitler.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# too jew!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Is it still cool to point out compo entries that arent strictly compo?
pfft
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Big Brother:Auschwitz was the first reality TV smash hit of the 1940's
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# That series was a gas
*runs*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# it was so well executed
...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Mounting jews?
Bloody hell - good work!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Marvel's 'Shitman' was sadly a flop...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)
# With bracers like that how could he go wrong?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Braces of doom
They unclip and ping the enemy in the eye!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I expect they sometimes hit him in the eye too
hence the glasses :)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# he obviously does a lot of kneeling
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I used to wear braces when I was young.
I miss them.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha!
this is how i imagine all /talkers to look
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# BTW... that pic doesn't look like Jordan does it?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Hang on,
I thought school had started again...?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
#
sponsered?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Is it still Tuesday? I hadn't noticed.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# A study done by the NHS of 10,000 women found that over 85% of women
who went to hospital claiming their drinks had been spiked had traces of ecstasy or cannabis in their system.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# So?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# So if you want to score, go to the hospital.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Isnt it supposed to say "Dont claim rape for publicity"?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Also,
Surely 'spikey' would be to promote spiking? I'm not condoning spiking I'm just finding fault in the OP's post.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I had to Google it
apparently, it's a bottle stopper, to stop you being spiked.

No explanation of why you couldnt just take the stopper out though
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
and it only works when you use a straw and only gays drink alcohol through a straw.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)
# errrr, I think it's supposed to be used by women...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I think he just did a "reveal" moment there ;)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Why'd they want to avoid getting raped?
Its like a one night thing, and they'll never want to see you ever again. It's a win win situation.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)
# -.-
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Plus,
if they've been drugged they won't even feel anything anyway. I don't see what the problem is.

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)
# He's still talking about the gays you know ;)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
#
"if they've been drugged they won't even feel anything anyway."

They wouldn't even need to be drugged with me then.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I think it's extremely sexist
to suggest only ladies get raped

And anyway, men get their drinks spiked as well, 'for a laugh'
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# No,
he's suggesting that only ladies want to avoid getting raped. That's not the same thing.

Anyway, straight men drink out of pint glasses.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I even drink tea out of a pint glass
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I drink out of a tankard.

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Also it doesnt really show much trust on the woman's part does it?
"Here is the drink you asked for"
"Wait, let me put this in before I drink it"
"What is it?"
"Its in case you decide to rape me"
"goodbye"
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)
#
And if I were date raping a women, it would be in her drink waybefore she even first touched it to put the daft fucking lid on it.

Hypothetically obviously.

Ahem.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)
# But that would require somekind of brain power
the likes of which is unimaginable ;)

Best way not to have you drinks spiked is not to get so fucking drunk you wouldn't know anyway, plus never leave your drink unattended.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)
# There are 15 possible symptoms of alcohol poisoning.
It really pisses me off when I hear the girls in the office saying that they thought their drinks were spiked last night because they felt different to how they normally feel when they've poisoned themselves with alcohol.

No you silly bints, you just drank too much and it just so happened that on that occasion you happened to have a different set of 5 or 6 of those symptoms to the 5 or 6 you normally get.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# No. 3 - Spunk in hair
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I get that one alot.
I wouldn't mind, but it's the hair on my back.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# do the lumps stop you sleeping?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I tell you,
it may seem funny to "superman" a hoe, but it stops being funny when you're on the receiving end of it.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# This is mostly true unfortunately
It saddens me because being raped is a very serious issue and now it just a fucking joke about women who drink too much then bleat on because they didn't act responsibly after getting drunk which is what alcohol does!

I like a drink but I won't let myself get drunk - what's the point of throwing up good alcohol or waking up next to some ugly looking goatfucker of a bloke!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Well from the ugly goatfucker's point of view
that is the point.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I'm sure there are lots of lovely goats
who would happily date them... lol
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Goats are noble and dignified animals.
Plus, they tend to use eHarmony.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ^ agreed
"Rape is not a fucking joke"
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# well i find the phrase "Spikey, dont get raped" rather disturbing
makes it sound like it's telling somebody called Spikey to avoid getting raped.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Dave?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)
# ...uh?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# dozy bint
she doesn't know the difference beween being raped and fucking someone to advance their career.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Is it rape if you write her a cheque and it bounces?
Or is it just obtaining services by deception?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)
# How about if you just leave an I.O.U postit note on her forhead?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)
#
It's better than leaving the used nodder on her head I guess.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)
# my missus hates that
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I know
she tells me off about it all the time.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# In her case
it'd be caving by deception
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# 'nings
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I am intrigued by your offer

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I'll have one!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Boobies (NSFW?)
Blue Boobies

Edit : Sorry that was bit thick wasn't it. Now a linky.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Nice boobies
Here's some great tits.


(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I love blur tits
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# haha is that a realdoll?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Yes.
We call them "women".

You can talk to them and everything, they're great fun. Some models also cook and clean :)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I've got one that talks to spiders
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Do they talk back?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
# oh yes
they say LUK I CORT A MOTH
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Shittest Star Wars scene ever!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:07, archived)
# this is NSFW
my boss has cataracts. eye cataracts.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Eye Cataracts?
sorry
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Eye cataracts?
/ac (oddly)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Corrr!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Do you even know what NSFW means?
Are they real boobies?

edit: Oh for ffs
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)
# DIXIPOOS!
Never Seen Fewer Winkies
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
# FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
#
yeah I know what it means. And I'm not sure I'd want this on my screen when the boss walks past. Don't be such a picky cunt.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha
You bellend
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
#
*gets popcorn*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:57, archived)
# That's a novel place to keep it!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I think there is a snickers in here
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Nice manbag
but snickers just dont compare to twix...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Office Lollage, you shit
:D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha and here

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I agree
And Drifters shit on them all
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hmmm, i must investigate your theory.
I would make a joke about floaters and the word shit, but it's just too early.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Give me a finger of fudge any day!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I did offer but you said you wanted cash for the hostel room instead
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Well how else am I meant to afford kibble?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I want a fucking Drifter now
I'll have to make do with my Toffee Crisp, but it's just not the same
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I'll raise you...
a "Tunnock's milk chocolate coated CARAMEL wafer biscuit net 30g" This isn't just any caramel bar...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Chunky peanut kitkat, you dick!

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# what a lovely pair....
the birds ofc
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Wow
You can't even link!

EDIT: This is not your day is it?:P
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
#
Wanna edit again?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# What?
And out edit you? i don't have that much time on my hands!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
#
Time to reply, but not to edit? Muttley.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Well yeah
Time to reply but you've edited that post about 60 times. With such features as with image, with link, boasting but lacking link. Where do you find the time.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
:D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:04, archived)
# That's no leg!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Its a small moon!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# That'd be the yoof waistlines on those trousers then!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:11, archived)
# You sir have given me a fantastic idea
I wonder if anybody has ever made a death star belt buckle..
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Anyone else having trouble seeing cr3ation hosted images?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I did yesterday, but now it's good again now
I think cr3 changed host or something, and some DNS servers are slower to update than others
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ah yes, the DNS. My other computer is on OpenDNS and working.
This explains it. Cheers.

EDIT: Working now.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Just some randomness. Sadly been in my head a couple of days.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hahahahahaaaaaa
this is aces

today I hate (certain) people
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I'm sorry.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Is it coz they don't have biscuits?
EDIT: Thank you one person:P
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
oh dear, one of the reasons is that they *do* have biscuits
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Well there is a solution to that
Make sure you have more than them!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Oh no it flashes a bit
Some people may get upset

Morning eggleweggles
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Yeah well teh proj has me on ignore
otherwise I'd take great pleasure seeing him twich on the floor like a dead beetle:P
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# George Harrison?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:57, archived)
# No
She wanted to.

oh wait.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Arf! This is aces, RG,
I conker conquer agree.

"Boiled or fried...
I'm satisfied...
As long as I get my
INSANE DONKEY"

*hums happily*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Morning all!

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Fuck you too Spock!
Your TV show is shit anyway!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:34, archived)
#

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
Bugger
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)
# oh my goodness!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Spock.
Pride of The Federation..
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:41, archived)
# 'spec!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Morning mofo
woo
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
# why am I looking at your rob?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Bobby!
*click*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)
# They call him Booobyyy!
Bobby de Niiiirooo!

pffft
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# He's a lovely person, oohooooh
and a very good actor aah ahhhh
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Also, thanks. Now I have Venus by Television stuck in my head.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:33, archived)
# moobs!
:D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Daisy, daisy..
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems too obvious to have never bindun. Apologies if it has..
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I like these images.
How is the southern hemisphere?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you, Zeltergiset.
My cousins are avoiding the red dust in Sydney, but that's about all I can tell you - I'm a Northern Lights kind of guy..


(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Riiiight, riiight, it's Colonel Boris who moved to Sydney, not Captain Howdy.
I shall note this.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one.
Quicker & dirtier than a fast filthy thing, but I have to go build a conservatory, now.


(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Ah Louie, Louie.. woah woah woah
 

 
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:44, archived)
# It's Nyarlathotep on the inside, by a tentacle!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:44, archived)
# money is the reason to be - it makes me just wanna sing, LOUIE, LOUIE!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I've just watched the Nirodh ad
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:46, archived)
# And it goes well with this
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:52, archived)
# Ah
those immoral lines used so many times in porn films.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:46, archived)
# a bit of wee just came out!
A thread rush? At this time of day?

That image is a bit fast. You'll get that sour faced biarch Proj69 complaining, not that he needs an excuse.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:47, archived)
# squid have pretty awesome teeth but you don't get to see them much.
also I have had this animation certified by a medical professional to ensure that it does not cycle nearly fast enough to cause any kind of pre-epileptic condition.

It may, however, cause boners.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:50, archived)
# What?


Shirley not?!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Bloody Nora!
I knew there was a reason I avoided squid and it wasn't just the taste and rubbery texture.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# HAHAHAarf
:)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Brrr.
Visions of Cthulu.


In other news: yay!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:42, archived)
# Live on TV! It's TV!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:44, archived)
# BOX. HEAD!
BOX. HEAD!

this is sweet
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:44, archived)
# Site for sore eyes
KILL YOUR TELEVISION!!!

WEDIT: Bonus prize of rg's spare soiled undies if you can tell me the song.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Kill your television by Kill your television
Off the album Kill your television
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:40, archived)
# So close
but you got the band wrong.:P

Obviously it was Ned's Atomic Dustbin.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:42, archived)
# FUCKING FUCK
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# You were thinking of Sheep on Drugs weren't you?:P
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:45, archived)
# One of those great bands
that sold more T-shirts than records
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:49, archived)
# hahaha
I fave band T shirt of all time was Terevision for G;astonbury (I think it was '96)

The back said Terrorvision but the front said, 'Fuck you and fuck your tent.'

Give it 5 years and the NAD's and Carter USM's on the world will be making a comeback.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:52, archived)
# hahaha
bap bap do-oo bap
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Did you mean
doo wup ba ba doo wup?:P
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Your wish is my command
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# gimme a FUCK!gimme a YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:28, archived)
# Come on, you lurking fucks! The bar doesn't get any lower than this.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Pffft!
He's an angry, angry man
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Blokey on the right looks like Ross Noble!
'ningles all.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:38, archived)
# yeah!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Still dusty?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:49, archived)
# it's gone up north
my sunroom is covered in a red film and the extractor fan in my bathroom needs to be vaccumed though
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Red film?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:05, archived)
# I YAM CHAMPE'IN! DURRR!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:11, archived)
# ^ Do you get chips with that?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:23, archived)
# I'll table that question next meeting.

Meeting previous to this one and links to the rest: www.b3ta.com/board/9697390
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:29, archived)
# HANDS!
 
excellent
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:46, archived)
# If I'm ever going to have a meeting, I'm getting you to organise it.
And pay you handsomely.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Canines in socks!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:43, archived)
# gay.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# sex.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# slow board so here goes repost
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:24, archived)
# Someone should do an animation of this character.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:29, archived)
# his nose looks fuckable.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:56, archived)
# that is one of my all time favourites.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:48, archived)
# I still say that bunch of clip art is the shit. Green fuming baby shit with unidentifiable chunks.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:24, archived)
# helmets dont have asses
or maybe they do
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:25, archived)
# Perhaps she's the one that removes them.
Helmet-asses could be a valuable commodity for all I know.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:27, archived)
# BLAME IT ON OJ
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 6:56, archived)

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