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# hello
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# That foot is fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# damn velcro carpet
what I meant to say was, woo :-) !
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# this looks slightly sexy
but also slightly underage, which is a worry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# she's also missing her nostrils
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# it's a SHE???
that worries me even more!
*quickly looks at pics of naked men*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# i always knew you were raving...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# was it the white gloves and glowsticks that gave it away?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# 0_0
fuck, that's tasty!
*instamoists*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# This reminds me of my weekend.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# The andrex puppy has grown
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# With this vector a semi-naked man you are really spoiling us, Mictoboy :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# you do realise
he's just trying to get all of the females on the board to reveal themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# *pander*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# this is me, micto
do you really think you need to pander?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# No adam's apple.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i should have spotted that
but my eyes are usually focused a lot lower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# MUM!
:0
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# your mum is an underaged foot?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# You have to agree
it explains a lot...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# ringflash!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I'll flash your ring in a minute!
*shakes fist comically*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# YOU!
HELLO CHEEKY CHEEKY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# You!
I wanna take you to a Gay Bar!

Hello Kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Well well well,
look what the cat dragged in ;)

How do fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Not bad Sir
Thankies for asking
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# i approve
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# you vector the good things
yes yes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# what a lovely neck...
*Christopher Lee voice*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Oh Mictoboy I bet you've had her ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# i wish
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I like this
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# High Quality !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# heres Squodger out for his morning run
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# run, squodger, you pudgy fuck!
been making foods, did i miss anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# he's really
going for it...I hope he warmed up first or he's going to pull something.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Sup Squodger!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# ahem...gaz ignorer...
did that dvd get left at yours?
i can't find the disc annnywhere and i'm a bit worried now and if i did leave it can pay for it to be returned.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hey, sorry.
I saw the message the other day whilst very briefly lurking and didn't have time to respond. I don't know to be honest. I will have to go and check....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# well if it is at yours i can paypal you money to post it...which would vastly cheaper and easier than having to go buy it again.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Just gazzed you back.
You can paypal me £6000 to send it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# This deserve a woo
jog purpley blob thing, job for your life!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# TOOT TOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# oh man...it's bad for your knees.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# GET OFF THE ROAD YOU EYELESS FREAK!
*HORNS*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# eyeless freaks give you the horn?
do you take a jabbing fork on dates?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# It makes skull fucking easier.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# but of course
still warm, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Fire usually sorts that out on the cold ones
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# yes, but the charred bits must chafe the cock a tad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Yeah, but my sex is on fire
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# are you watching dave, by any chance?
or just a kings of leon fan?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I just like to be down with popular culture.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# i'll believe you, thousands wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Well I'd kill and skull fuck those thousands
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i'm not opposed to this course of action
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Come back here, you!
*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Oh noes! Doesn't Squodger know that...
...the most important equipment for a runner is a pair of properly-fitting running shoes?!

He needs to see a specialist performance expert ASAP if he's going road-racing for much longer. With feet (feet?) that size, he may need to compensate for pronating or supinating.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# He looks fit as in a fiddle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Do you think I've got 'Cunt' written on my forehead?!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# He's so fucking versatile,
he's like a chameleon.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I love his Dr. Zhivago
pure genius.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# just like that other guy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I still call him 'Turkish'...
...(from Snatch).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# He's great I love Transporter
but Crank2 was really quite weird but still good
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# He's like a parody of himself
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Yeah at least he can laugh at his own persona
I also like seeing Vinnie Jones in movies too they should team up and do an action movie to shame the Yanks.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# and they should have a scene where they kick the living
piss out of Danny Dyer
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Oh yes this - so much so this - please let it happen
who is Danny Dyer? :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# hahaha... contemplation
or perhaps constipation.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Contemplating the latter?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I have been told twice in the last 2 weeks,
by completely seperate people who have never met each other that I look like Jason Statham. I knew shaving my head would be a decision I would regret....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I bet you're ANGRY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I AM REALLY FUCKING ANGRY YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# You're a bit cranky
this evening...

geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# You're a bit
FACKIN' CAAAAAAAAAAAHNT this evening.....

You're gonna FACKIN' GET IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Crank 1 was a good film
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I enjoyed both films,
but I was also running up and down the cinema aisles shouting "I'M FUCKING ANGRY" during the entirety of both performances.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Transporter is also a good film
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I like Jason Stratham because he looks like he actually knows martial arts in fight scenes.
Whether or not he actually does I have yet to find out, but I'm too lazy to do research, especially at 23:59.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I thought Crank 2 was even better
It's like they said "fuck it - let's just make the stupidest movie possible".
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I like how when he gets really angry he turns upside down and then there is more hair near the top.
That's the bit I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# This is the exact progression of anger.
MORE HAIR MEANS I'M ANGRIER THAN BEFORE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Remember,
You are not a salmon.
(Ikea Boy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Silly Ikea Boy.
Jason Statham is not Ray Winstone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The future has so many possibilities
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# this is good
very nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I expected a different kind of "men's interest" magazine though
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# No way am I googling for that type of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# No you have it cached :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I learnt my leason when googling for Fist
I only wanted it for a fake goatse pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# yet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# That's why he's frowning.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# he's got an iffy stiffy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I Love Horses?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Ha.
This made me smile very muchly.

Please be accepting of this clickage.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
# gayest of all animals?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Model Railways Monthly?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# INCORPORATING HO/OO HOES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Soldier of Fortune?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# crikey
I hope he does his killing before breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Porn
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Porn Monthly!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Every month of the year?
Man! That's some regular porn
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# should be weekly
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# ya just can't beat the stuff away
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# The cottage gardener?
including the allotment and smallholders gazzette.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# haha, those words, make me think of men anally prodding eachother with their penises!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# The New Scientologist?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# xenu will destroy these infidels
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Practical Boat Owner?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# as opposed to impractical boat owner
"This weeks Test - Spongehulls"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# ha ha if "Spongehulls" is NOT a naval sexual euphemism
then it bloody well should be.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# haha
sounds less abusive than "company drip tray"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Apparently Dita is a not a very nice person;
I hear from my sources...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# erm yeah its her personality I would like to spend a lil time with
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# heheh. well done.
precog is for porn...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# is there a better use for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# knowing exactly when someone's
going to walk in and catch you looking at it?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Starring:
A rather scarily drawn version of George Labesenby
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Also starring
Diana Frigg?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Soggy Horse Jizz.
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# crumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
I'm going now but HI :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# not much chance of those
what with all the "fluids" everywhere.....yes, I disgust myself sometimes too
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# It is never nice to see horse cum coming out of a womans nose
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# It is never nice to horse cum coming out of a womans nose
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# just for you Hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Smashy
I feel like I am spinning from my centre :D

Just look at this Smash twitter.com/account/profile_image/Danny_DeVito?hreflang=en
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Barfs a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Ok I'll play, but I warn you that I am a master of this game.
but I warn you that I am a master of this game.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# swift exit.
don't you love how the game encourages practice of what nobody would actually wish for in a real life sex situation......unless you be a rapist.
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# How do you know I'm not?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Velvet gloved DonkeyPunch
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
#
and how do you sir, know i'm not one also. On that subject, what would happen if a rapist raped a rapist? would the world end?
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# No, they'd probably just take it in turns.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# how very cordial of them
must be obligatory for members of the rapists union
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# No, it just kind of makes sense. One would start raping the other, most likely the stronger of the two rapists. Eventually they would get tired, giving the other rapist a chance to start raping the first, until he became to worn out and the first rapist
had recovered enough to start raping him again.

I hope you're following this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It's like the Korean War
but more rapey.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=da3Xun-yGCQ
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Only a bit more rapey
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# beautiful
that would be the start of a wonderful relationship....shall we?
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I already raped you while you weren't looking.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Arsene Wenger v Alex ferguson
Image and video hosting by TinyPic by me :D
(herman:D, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# That's great and all Herman, but everything you post here is supposed to be by you.
And most of it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# it is
(herman:D, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# That said 'most'
before you edited it.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Guys, lets not fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Errr - What???
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# It's nice to be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hmmm.
ok.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Rate how nice you are out of 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Careful - you'd be wise to establish what indicates most and least nice at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Four to 88. The nicest being 42.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Well, in that case...
i
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# EROTIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:14, archived)
# No, Fuckhead,
it's not erotic.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Hurrr durrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Try spelling,
or, at a minimum, make sense.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Don't be sad :(
Don't be upset :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)
# lol
:D
(herman:D, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Impressive.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Fuck off Ttssattsr

/ac :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Oh, you want some of this?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Bindun!
www.b3ta.com/~fuckyouTtssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# you're not the only one with trolls
www.b3ta.com/~prodigy_69
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Haha fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Was that guy called fuckyouTtssattsr for all of his 3 years and 2000 posts?
That would be impressively prescient.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Fuck you, lets take our shirts off and fight in a field.
That's the Scottish way!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# If you mean lets high five, then yeah, lets high five.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Gay.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Frisbee?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Is that where you swing your balls round in a circle and someone puts their face forwards so you can repeatedly hit them across the face with them?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# No you're thinking about football.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# "Oh look, Sheep"
*prefers the Welsh way*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Pinches is better than you thought huh.
I think you owe me money? Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# He keeps potting long shots effortlessly.
Murphy doesn't seem to be playing his best either.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Maybe the fourth directive is confusing him.
DEAD OR ALIVE, THAT'S A BAD MISS.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I think it's a specialised form of foreplay
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Yet another example.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Gah! Nothing but adverts for it on telly here...
Also: chromosomes, or pork sausages on a velvet cloth?

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8290094.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Braw!
Have some chips with that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# "Strictly Come Dancing's Anton Du Beke" is an anagram of "One mad, stunted benignly racist cock"
Good eh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# better than him, certainly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# floaty

big.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# oh, i say!
medieval bespin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Ooh, pretty.
Laputa!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Holy bandwidth!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# it's only 102k!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Don't pay me any mind--I'm just impressed with the scope of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Do people actually check every image? I mean, I check FWM's because he takes the piss, but right clicking everything would detract from my enjoyment of this internet messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I didn't check--it was just an off-hand expression because it looked big.
(like, holy big thing, Batman)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I use the web developer plugin for Firefox
and so the sizes of the images appear next to them on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Skies of Arcadia
was a good Dreamcast game but not as good as this picture woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Wow lovely!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Clan there's something with the fundement on the floaty island!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# The idea of a ClanSoul 'community'
scares me.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# ^ Gorillas ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# No, Pasta.
Pasta (Italian pasta, from Latin pasta "dough, pastry cake", from Greek παστά (pasta) "barley porridge" is a generic term for foods made from an unleavened dough of flour and water, and sometimes a combination of egg and flour. Pastas include noodles in various lengths, widths and shapes, and varieties that are filled with other ingredients like ravioli and tortellini. The word pasta is also used to refer to dishes in which pasta products are a primary ingredient. It is usually served with sauce or seasonings.
There are approximately 3500 different shapes of pasta. Examples include spaghetti (thin rods), maccheroni (tubes or cylinders), fusilli (swirls), and lasagne (sheets). Two other noodles, gnocchi and spätzle, are sometimes considered pasta. They are both traditional in parts of Italy.
Pasta is categorized in two basic styles: dried and fresh. Dried pasta made without eggs can be stored for up to two years under ideal conditions, while fresh pasta will keep for a couple of days in the refrigerator.In preparation for consumption, pasta is generally boiled.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Thank you for clearing that up for me...

(txt on no picture)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Here to help.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# That's what k3b/-\b said

That's him, at the top...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# You found that website.
You have issues.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Image search for "Here to Help"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah, what I'm trying to say is that
.... you did.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# there's patches in the sky
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# :-)
Nicorette patches.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I've never tried patches, they might give my ciggies that extra oomph
www.space.com/sciencefiction/tv/lexx_214_000710.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I like this
Very Yes album cover
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Ta!
Roger Dean rules.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# This is all that...
...and then some.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Reminds me
Of netstorm.
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty and
first post for ages

(Nick_Toznost, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Haha
I like Jim's tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
# He likes fish.

From the MaxiMegalon Institute of Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I like this!
Clever!

De-ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Places_in_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Maximegalon
(Sverre my password is "password", Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Thanks. :-)
I'm sure most people would get the reference.
I just wanted to try some stop-motion.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Cartoons aren't my strength
(but then nothing really is)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ARGH!
Double Prince Charles!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Get yer wellies!
ewe've pulled
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# oops--I've left those in the Palace
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# then your shins will be black and blue when you've finished!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# No pain, no gain:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# haha
it's very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Well, thank ewe Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Ivesb
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# NEMESIS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# He appears to have a touch of Down's
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Ivesb has his hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Awwww,
Bless him!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
#


* I am already wishing I had not posted that again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Woo!
Very in vino veritas!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Noice!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Droogs
(57841, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Sean was very happy with his replacement Bez
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# ha ha yeeaaahh
This little green feathery happy-shagger is going to do more for the future of that species than anything!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)
# haha
melontastic
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# That parrot needs to watch out for
all those mad ferrets.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# ahhhahhhhah
yay Bez

www.rathergood.com/elvis
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I'm so glad
that the shaggy kakapo has been gif'd :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:08, archived)
# He looks rather like a Victorian gentleman!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# fucking superb sir
:D - *clickity*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Eye Yi Eye !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Still animation...
.........Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# ha ha
Brilliant stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha,
good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha, love it :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Brilliant

This reminds me of a cartoon by one of my favourite cartoonists, Hein de Kort, but I can't seem to find it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Ha
they really did stick it to him.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# That's lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
this is brimming with win
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Haha perfect!
I love the guy's expression :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Worth just dropping by for :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# "Oh! Must have been more of a tiff then.", said Blind Pew
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I like this
Because it made me go :-D when I've had a rubbish day.
Under the circumstances, I thought that clicking 'I like this' was the least I could do.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# vintage
Butters *loon grins*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Great result!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (57 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# THAT'S A BLAADY FLYING KNOB!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Did you see Tahkcalb's HIS ASS?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# oh my
what has naughty tahkclabb done?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9723994#post9724013
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# HAHA yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# looks like Flap!
where is ol Flap these days?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# He got caught in a flap

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems appropriate now...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# i would have been perfectly happy if no one posted anything ever again
and you went and ruined it didn't you! ;)

and yes very appropriate :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm all for it!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# ahahaha, whjat?

spotify:track:3WxAXIAJ3t6gGQSBVxlvHS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# FUDGE IT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# this seems familiar
although i cant remember for the life of me what its from, care to enlighten me?
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpI5uI6bMm0
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# fucking yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# fucking yeah IS RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# someone give me money to make the movie of that game
it would be the fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# if i had the money i would indeed give it to you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# thanks dude
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I also want money to make the Ulysses 31 movie.
In 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# thy will be done
when i get the money obviously
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Ulysee-ee-ee-ee-ees, no-one else can do the things you do-oo!
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# also, it would be in 3D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# thankyou squire
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# no problem ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Sykodelicate !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# KA-TA-MA-RI DAMACCYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# i wonder if she likes sausage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Eh?
(futique, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# hahahaha
click for boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# How is this different from a normal week?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# It's signified by a ribbon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Phwwooor...
I bet those taste Salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# sweet and sour...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# it's difficult* to not take that advice
when you put it that way

resists initial temptation to say "it's hard"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I need the source image for this its perfect for a project Im doing later in the wank
I mean week.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Arousal Negation: SUCCESFUL
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# where do i stick it?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Just to the left, under the flap.

I think
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# thanks, thats made all the difference
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# in the lake
with lead tied around its neck
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# You souldn't say things like that..

about ClanSoul's sister
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# ...no bed...no problem!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Everbody wants some FUDGE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# whats this fudge thing from?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# FUDGE ran wild from here . . .
www.b3ta.com/board/9718627
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# She's a hot number!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# can anyone smell fish?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# WAS SICK :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# De baiting . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# ever since you posted this I've been wondering where you found her
 
mmmmmmmmmufffin top
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I really should up my awareness.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# It's about time people paid some attention to this important subject

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Next week: Leg awareness...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:08, archived)
# THERE..ARE....FOUR....LEGS!
/picard
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# leeeegz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Legs . . . and what to do with'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Let me catch my breath!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# The ONE and ONLY time I used a launderette
was very much like this!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# All your clothes came out of the washer pink?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# By the end of the experience I really couldn't have given a mokey's-roll-up
what state my clothes came out in I just wanted to get out!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:08, archived)
# You squatted and people saw your crack?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I had been living in my student flat in the west end of Newcastle-upon-tyne about a week when the ancient washing machine died
so having noticed a really grubby 24 hour laundromat down a little side street, and realising that I was facing tomorrow with the prospect of no fresh sock / pants. I opted to use it at about 11pm on a Friday night!

...In what appeared to the same time at night all the local ladies of negotiable affection who frequented our low rent area, decided to come into the olny place open on the street for a spot of "warming up" by taking various items of clothing off and collectively putting them into a tumble drier to heat them up.....

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Pictures or it didn't happen!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of mediocre's mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Atomic tits!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# atomic pillows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# atomic dream!... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# ha ha sadly this was before the days of mobiles with cameras...(and indeed digital cameras)
However a few of the images are still clearly burnt into parts of my brain....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# She seems a bit Elf like
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Boobin'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# is Heavenly...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Thank you for keeping me a breasts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# o.k., get back to reality...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Feeling it now ~`'~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Model on heroine...
...so what's new?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# She had a reduction did she not?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# That is a crime in my book...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Take care of those twins !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Will do...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Up Skirt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# She has disturbing skin.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# but not you...
...you are perfect... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Well, you must be myopic...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# well...what do you expect......ha ha......... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Tum te tum

Obviously chose the wrong time to post, but ah well
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Hahaha! Woo.
Nevermind he's got a new bird now, eh? Eh? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# oh dear gawd O_o :D
Now I have that stupid song stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# ...I...hate...that...'song'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Hello b3ta, I have just come back from weekend and cannot be bothered to spazz back to friday.
Did anyone die/get married?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I got married

but unfortunately, she died.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# WHAT she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
WHAT?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Dead

Married, but dead. And slightly chimney-ish
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Did anyone ever figure out what that song was about?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# It sort of explains itself.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I like to think it involves Fred Dibnah somehow :D
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Possibly something about spunk.
I'm sure if you replace chimney with spunk it would sort of make sense. Much like how Milkshake in My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard is a euphemism for arse/tits/whatever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# (canned laughter)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Doesn't that sig just work perfectly?

It makes everything I say so much more...mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Same thing, right?
Ho ho ho!
/not really serious, honest
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I don't know about you, but I'm ready for the weekend.
That's how that song goes, honest
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I came back and It is how I was told it had become
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Everyone decided only to draw cdcs on movie posters till you returned.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# This is different from a normal weekend how?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I did
I got married.

So did my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)

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