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# rik waller training
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# 1998 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# ..."Eye of the Tiger"...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I met that fella
nice bloke
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I've had a very long day so I make no apologies
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Open the cod bay doors, HAL

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn
Can't believe I missed that one, pollocks!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Haha!
That pun is utterly unnecessary!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# On b3ta all puns are unnecessary
but always worth the effort ;)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# If you think that's bad
I was going to make a Flava Flav alternative, but gave up after trying to to find a source pic, couldn't stand looking at his stupid face anymore :x
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# something fishy about this
;)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Fuck you HAL
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The trouble with this challenge...
...is that pretty much everything can be pornified.
The trick is finding something that could win. Will this?
Doubtful. But I reckon its good for a chuckle.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# T'IT
'APPEN
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
good stuff
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Name that tit!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Tense snooker.
Tensnooker.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Snooker played with a tens machine, that can go off at random?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# That sounds like a gameshow.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# The pad is wrapped around the players scrotum, and everytime they pot a ball it goes off.
Raising a setting every time.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I don't understand why anyone would agree to play.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# It'd turn the game into a feat of physical endurance.
And the prize money.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# 4 - 4.
I hate this. I've had to put music on so as to not hear the hideously biased commentating too.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I am watching, but have had it on mute from the start.
What are they saying? By biased do you mean neutral, conflicting with your considerable "FUCK YEAH" bias?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# You could just have pressed mute.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I did. I wanted to listen to music. I like music. Do you like music? Music.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Mu-sic?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Now the camera is focussed on Michaela and nothing else.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# This isn't bad.
They're basically just very obviously backing Mark King. Come on, Ricky. WIN THE GAME.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I like King, he makes funny faces sometimes.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I think you meant to say, "fuck yeah, Ricky Walden".
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Why do you love Ricky Walden so much Ttssattsr?
I mean, he's cool and all, but you're probably his biggest fan.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Ricky Walden is just super awesome. Look at him walking around. He walks around and he is awesome.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Chortle, and this one doesn't even need 'shopping:
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Followed up with...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm going to jam this pea in here
Seeing as this compo is almost begging me to do it (even if it isn't much cop and only tenuously related to your post, sorry :x)

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# When Bukkake goes wrong
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Bukkake can never go wrong
Unless everyone's dried up, or she's your daughter :x
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Tenuous you say?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Fucking hell
That link is so thin even light can't reflect from it
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Let's be honest...

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Lol
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# :D
you said tit!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Goddamnit this beer is warm, Pantera

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Mario Cops 2009
Mario ain't the rookie cop he was back in 1982...

Mario CopsAtom.com: Funny Videos | Animation | Funny Animations
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Fail.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Can you quieten down please
I could hear you failing from /talk
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
# pfft.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
# You should have left it, people would have thought it was deliberate.
I did.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Let nothing be said of this matter
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# just got max then?


(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# That, dear Watson, is most indupitably not a moon.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# IT IS ROBOT MOON
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Value robot moon of poor construction, self destruct!
Best robot moon from china factory! Nike Branded!

Here technical specification:
               
ITEM COST

BEST CHINA ROBOT MOON FROM CHINA FACTORY YES
FEATURE YES


Order now for obtain!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# More or less
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# :Deleted=kittens die.
thatshit hurt my social life.....

now i just do slightly child porn,

(i still love you though)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# What?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# you just dont get it do you
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# errr sonny
thats a little NSFW. So don't be a cunt ehh? Shrink it.

Regards,
MrA
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# CUNTY CUNTITTY CUNTLY CUNT CUNT
CUNTY CUNTITTY CUNTLY CUNT CUNT
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Wow, a cunt that's also a tit.
Some sextoy manufacturer could make a killing with that.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# bindun
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Dang.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# yeah thats fine small you see
a massive sign that says YOU CUNT is not that clever and frankly not needed. Plus its not that funny.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
# How about now?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# why did you do that letum? hes probabaly in tears now
TAKE IT DOWN AT ONCE!!!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Do you have a wallpaper version of YOU CUNT?
1920x1200 would be good
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
you post the most delightful little things hidden in threads
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Cheers!
It's a pea but I haven't used it much.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# better?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# sigh
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# CUNT
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# really? we used to do this all the time in the old office

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# FUCK THEM YOUR AWESOME
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Hey Mike
Don't be a whore, there's a good chap.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# What's wrong with your profile?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# The hoppy thing had to be censored?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Oh. I thought you'd messed up your background/foregound.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I'm not me
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Don't get existential with me.
edit: damn, I'm looking at icons, not usernames again.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
# No. that was me writing to you.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Secret Cockweasle.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I recognised the springy.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Oh yeah. I forgot about that.
Was using that image while messing with my profile, intending to replace it but then I got bored and forgot about it. Should change it.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# It is an Homage to Catchphrase...
Choose a square
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# "Say what you fucking well see, you cunt!" - Roy "The Bastard" Walker
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Highway to the fail zone!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I've just added your site to my HOSTS file.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Westlife says.... No.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Get out of the post office Westlife!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hmmm....no
hmmm....no
hmmm....no
hmmm....no
hmmm....no
hmmm....no
hmmm....no
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# LOL!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Hey, that makes sense to me
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# yeah, I just want to use this as my fail image? It's easier to understand than my previous fail image, thus:
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# makes sense to me
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Which is obvious, and requires no explanation.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# He is just jealous
and over possessive
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Giant Throbbing Robot Schlong just wants to be friends
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
ok, he has a point
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# The fuck

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# THE FUCK!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# You know it
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# amazing how it's changed throughout the ages
:D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# But the WTF is the same

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Hello
This is a messageboard to post images that you've made yourself. So, TITS or GTFO
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# This tastes awful...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hhaahah
v clever
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha, robin williams you little cum genie fuck wad
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# but
he doesn't have nipples!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Big blue poo.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# This happens when you drink to much WKD blue
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Geniearse
But never mind. Big blue poo's pretty accurate too
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:21, archived)
# oh, is that what that meant?
I didn't get it.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Thas ok, twas a half arsed attempt anyway
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Oh the days when you can sit on your own faeces
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I'll be pearoasting then :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] On a roll...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# ooooeerr
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# "encountering stiff rearguard action on homoha beach"
"send in our crack troops"
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Captain's log...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Your username lies
Looks like he's going in dry there.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# here's wank in yer eye gal!!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# "You-whore-a!"
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# "The trouble with dribbles"
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# ooooh
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
#





gone too far yet ?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Further?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# no comments?
You bastards this is ace... click.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
This IS ace! :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I concur with the "hahahahahaha"s
This deserved more replies
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# i pooped.
that's how good this is.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Fuck, I saw this years ago on here
it was grim back then!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:09, archived)
#
Nice
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Oh fucking hell...
Fantastic! Those rude billy goatses.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Oh lol
-
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# it's shit
excellent shit
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# bah
I misread the last word as Guff and was expecting farts.. great pic though!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
#
You even got the rings in, maximum points for attention to detail and observational skills over and above the call of duty.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Surreal
yet class :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Didn't Ladybird fire off a few lawyer's letters at Rob
last time a pic like this was FP'd?

Anhow; top pic; woo!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Homophobe!
Irrational fear of homos!

Technically an irrational fear of things that are the same, but nevermind.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I'm a heterophobe
that's why I've decorated my house entirely in plaid.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I'm a heterohomohomoheterophobe
..I think
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# So you're afraid of boys who do girls like they're boys?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# It's just a Blur to me
:-)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I think it means that you'll have sex
in any and albarns....
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I fear you are jumping to conclusions,
this is merely a comment on the serious problem of shirt thefts.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# aye am a homophone
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Is she a kleptomaniac or is there another reason she keeps nicking my bloody chips?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# actually from the expression, it looks like she's expecting a necklace slap
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# It does rather, doesn't it
"Go down to the shed, I'm getting the Tiffany's"
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# i thought the sequal
i was a teeneage shirtlifter was better.

and had MP's backing.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# American shirtlifter in london wasn't bad either
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] No comment...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# hahaha subtle :)
Remember what I said about killing you last?



I lied.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# What happened to Sully?
I let him go.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Cue Bennett :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# O_O
Good lord

He's smuggling salamis again

In other news, I just purchased an interesting bar of chocolate:

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It offers so much, but does it deliver?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# No, but it does chicken beef and lamb
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# God that makes me wish I could eat chocolate.
I also wish I could shoot lasers from my arse.

I'll keep wishing.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Are you diabetic?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Allergic to the cocoa, innit?
makes my head swell up like a purple ballon.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Really?
How annoying
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Its alright, the only chocolate I like anyway is the really dark bastard stuff.
I'm much more a savory person anyway. I can quite happily eat my way through a big bag of crisps a day.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# This is correct.
Cakes and chocolate are in no way as satisfying as, say, a big chunk of lamb. My girlfriend fails to understand this.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Lamb's okay.
But it's no pork pie.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# You're wrong, of course.
But the same principle would apply.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I second this emotion
Lamb is the best of all the meats
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# is the lamb minted?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Apart from being awful, it's also COOL.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Become Astro Boy if you want to shoot lasers from your arse
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# If I had a photograph of poo as something to remind me
Then I wouldn't spend my life just pissing
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Black Panther!
Fight the Man! Fight the Power! Eat the Chocolate!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# f-f-f-f-f-f-fight the power, we got fight the power that be
Elvis, he was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me, straight up racist that sucker was simple and plain. Motherfuck him and John Wayne
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Public Enemy or the Korn cover version?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# public enemy, natch
I _like_ music
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# good call :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Blow Packer.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Slow Spacca?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Discomeats I thought we were bros 4eva but then you hurt me.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# *turns off the power to the electrodes*
What do you mean, aunty?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ohmoscillatrix.
This is a word I just made up from old words. I'm pretty pleased with it. Please rank it amongst other words.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# This neologism sounds pointy
one may become injured with it if proper precautions are not taken
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# DEPLOY BUBBLEWRAP.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# BAUBLEWRAP DEPOLOYED!

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)
# FUCK.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:18, archived)
# NOT WITHOUT DINNER FIRST
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# hahahha
I DON'T NEED THE UNDIES JOHNNNNN!!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] thunk it wuz betta in mi hedz
Photobucket
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
#
Edit: Never mind, nice one :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Gah been a while since I posted in a compy
So forgot how to do shit
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Alright sir :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# 10 points to who can guess the dungeon???
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# The Wizard of Id?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Your mums
LOL
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# No, you're mum's
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# My mums'.
I was raised by lesbians.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# hah!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# The incest sounds GREAT!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Tell you what, I'll give you 10 points if you can guess what's in my pocket?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# 10 points?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# yay 1st post - kitteh racings on the weekend! (all kittehs and names are real but ability to drive is only a representation)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I done a grin.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# They look a bit angry
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Big headed cats are racing and have big heads!

Welcome.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# haha
team prawn

welcome
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Lapping the field !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# PPPpppuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
or even MMMmmmmeeeeeeeooowwwwwwww.... is the noise I'd expect their cars would make.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# The former if you're in the car, the latter if you're watching it speed by ...
Commentated on by Meow-ry Walker?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Wonder what the pit stops are like
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Excellent first post :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# haha
yay!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# ._0

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# With sauce already on then?


(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# They'll be dipped !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I was sure that said Pasanonic when I first read it :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# nah, the chips are clearly in a bag, not on a shoulder.


(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Pffft :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah first post :-)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# And a good first post :)
I just got some lovely spam.

Subject line: "You are the lighthouse that's shining in my sky"

Message body: "Let us not sup the blood which some say nurtures". And then a link I didn't click.

I've gone all red.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Phwoor
When's the wedding?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Well, the same person seems pretty sure that I'm unable to fulfil my woman and desperately need weightloss drugs, so they'll probably hold off for a bit.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Re: you profile

WTF?

I like it, mind
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# :D
Lionel loves ya, baby.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# 'sup ?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I must admit, some spam is really lovely
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Kari Griffin says:
Im found Ur profile at My Space. hi! I am Meaghan. I am like Ur profile. I'm a pretty person, sweet & sexy. i like to try to do whatever for ur pleasure My skype id: true_love_87.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Dahlia Moczo wanted you to know that
Learn to do coding. Reach the Everest of lovemaking with our solutions! Dedicated to the online community. Spend more hours with your girl in bed, than you did in your best times. Theology Website.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# How hideously arousing!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# i actually replied to one of them scammers from africa and told him i hope his family all burn to death
he actually engaged in an argument through a couple more e-mails :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I like to lead them on for a bit by pretending to be interested.
I've nothing against them really; yes they're villainous rogues, but it is in the nature of their scam that only another villainous rogue can possibly be scammed. An honest law abiding citizen will, when approached and invited to join a criminal enterprise that involves stealing a dead man's fortune and sneaking it out of the country, usually decline. So in their case, they're dishonest greedy people preying on other dishonest greedy people.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# ps
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Michaela is refereeing Ricky's game too <3
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Double win.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# My favourite ever was:
"Buy a new garage for your cucumber"

You've got to admire their creativity.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Ha, nice.
I once got one with the subject "Enter her twat like a bull"
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hymen and Cherry popped in one fell swoop
KerCHING!

Welcome, pull a muscle, shop a drugdealer
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Block Buster !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Welcome,
now go and trim that ball sack, far too many pubes.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# HAHA welcome and have a click
only 5 pubes on a cdc though :-)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# cheers guys
yeah, i just saw the guidlines on the dictionary! i'll try to keep pube numbers to an unrealistically low level- is there a generally accepted thickness for nut hair as well?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I think you're free to express yourself there, but don't go mad, we like the status quo.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# 5???
3 pubes per ball, my friend.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# not if you are hitler
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Hitler's dead
Let him go, man.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# not so
he plays keyboard for Sparks
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwww................................................he wants to play...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Hats . . . cats . . . and daredevils !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# OMG...we broke teh b3ta...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# It must be some form of mutation !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# no...no...no doubt...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Getting pl pl plenty n n n nervous nnow . . .
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
# i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Must've been somethink in the drink . . .
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:10, archived)
# or the sausage...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Take a chill pill . . .
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# 0_-
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmnf !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# wifbnsdskccnwlsodjenfbdodoodkjfnfbnffjkfjdnd
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# oobooboo
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# gawwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Win = + !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Am it nuclear day?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# that makes that painting about 300% better.
Do you have it wallpaper size?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Sadly no
Sorry.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# For me,every day is nuclear day!
every day is nuclear day!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
# And very well spent . . . I might add + + +
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:11, archived)
# oooo, thats great, nicely one
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# *saves*
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Hat Envy
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# That's quite unnerving
especially the pulsating pussy
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
# And the cat's weird too....
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Feline tranq's . . .
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# blib blib blib they go
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Blibbing is the only way to go . . . blib is in !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:27, archived)
# too blibbing right
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha
ace! :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hat's on to you !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# They chew alot of gum.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Blib . . . it's the only new in gum to chew . . .
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# No wonder she has turtles head someone show her how to do it right
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Too bad about her turtle
Someone hand her a toilet wipe
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# not until turtle tuesday is over
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# But she'll leave a stain on her wondefully tight pantie things
And they don't look machine washable
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# That's just silly
How is anyone meant to go to the toilet with the seat down?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# it's a meta-toilet
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *squeeze*
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Underboob!
Horray!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Tory conference sex games get out of hand

as George Osborne prepares to fellate himself.

And not a tangerine in sight
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I actually get quite physically irritated by the sight of him.
And two of him is worse :(
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Him and Cameron
are the same person

edit/ so much so that I had to abandon this pic as a lost cause - nothing I did changed anything!

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# It's Ant and Dec!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
# haha - yeah, I thought that too...
*returns to photoshop*
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# q and fd


gives me the fear.

Night night
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hmmmm, he is a fucking rotter isn't he
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Eeeek!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# kill it
kill them both

Sad thing is Cameron could promise to kill everyone's first born child and would still get into power
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Fortunately
we have the civil service there to stop elected politicians actually doing anything one way or the other.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# contination of my painting of Dr Manhattan
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Way better than what I could do...
but he has sausage fingers like my mates dad. :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# yeah still struggle with - well everything -
but especially hands and faces!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Practice makes perfect.
It's still good to see though. Part of a series I'm guessing?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I'm hoping it's for a flip book.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha
good idea! :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# yeah i know
i need to keep it up. :D yeah hopefully a series if i can :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# His head is right . . . side . . . up !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# i need to do a mouth
but everytime i do look shite! :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# He/it looks nice and eerie mouthless !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
# ^ This
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
# he's from watchmen
i struggle with faces (hands, bodies, fingers) :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# # Nice and eerie does it, every time #
doop doop doop
BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Well cool.
I like your style of shading/glowing blue (man-meat).
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hahahaha
very kind! :D i tried to add a shimmer with silver - but it looked poo! :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Very nice Jesse
I'm useless at painting - I can draw a little but painting I'm useless at.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# thanks mrs!
i'm not great at painting - but i like doing it an keep trying :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# he is made of sausages
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
# he is
:) sadly i dont have your awesome drawing powers :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I'll kick his butt...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# thats ace
woop :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Oooh
noice
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# A bit disappointing with the starter course, but he has talent.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# TBH I'd be polite about his food whatever he was serving.
Woo! But your tag is made for cropping off by Nuts or the Sun...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# oh well it's not like I don't nick images from the internet
although I do take your point :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# But...
you don't try to pass them off as your own
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hehehe :)
Learn to use cutlery Greg, you twat
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# haha
what a twat
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Master Chief is a pussy and enjoys interior decorating.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Even half baked . . . he's cooked !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# fried grunts testicles?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Covenant Burgers - delish!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# must get hot in there.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# spanging so hard after I got that...
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:19, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Pfft
This is like the defaced US currency link earlier. Some of those were really good
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Free Pony Rides !
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Absolute genius!
He so suits that do!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Name one person that doesn't look great with an afro.






See you can't. Everyone looks good with an afro.


Perhaps not Jade Goody, but she is wiv da angles now, so she doesn't count.

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Peppers
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Wrong. Peppers looks cool with an afro.

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# aaargh
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Smashing and hilarious in equal measure! *Click*

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# :D
Beard means serious business....
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Mmmm. Pea roast

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# heh
heh : )
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Nicely done!
:D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Afro in 3-D...funky!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)

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