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# Angry Bear is Angry!

source bear
source animation
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Gosh
He is, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# well he needs a poo and is mile away from any woods
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# he could just go round Paul's house
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I like your thinking
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# give him some honey
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# ...and a bear!

Give that bear some streams full of salmon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# haha....Brownbear .......
purple with rage:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I hate this advert..............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I hate it too. At least it wasn't as bad as the one trying to link McDonalds with with healthy farm living!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# heh heh...............McDonald's?
*just passes by*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# passes straight through usually
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# It gets annoying after you've seen it once
Many were passing by. Because the advert didn't convince them to go in.

Good job, McDonald's advertising agency.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I think it's based on the Rolf Harris song
about the Court of King Caractacus. That song is great fun. Especially the bit about the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus, and whether you might want to take some pictures of them.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# YOU'RE TOO LATE!
They've just... passed... byyyyyyyy!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Excellent parody
Have a click and an adoring look
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *click!*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Radical and mental
This will blow your little minds.
(I helped save b3ta! I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
"Ahhhhh, so that's how it should be done!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# It'll never catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# happy candles day!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# you missed the sorting through to find cards with cash in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Steve McClaren looks very fetching in those shorts
and pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Aw, is that Pilchard's brother in the postie's basket?
Lully! Fluff delivery!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# fascist !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# You crazy visionary!
You risk being sectioned revealing your twisted thoughts to the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a new idea


Probably left alot out etc. but quick and dirt toapage. Forgot who posted this on /links the other week but read it and you will like me support the strike action. www.lrb.co.uk/v31/n18/roy-mayall/diary

Edit- thanks for 1st page of popular guys first time for me :) I was going to re-edit it to get rid of the mistakes but Ive got alot of work to do and its nearly wed anyway..so excuse the spelling etc. was a rush job
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# that were an interesting read
my postie is ace, unlike ParcelForce, who reckon 'somewhere safe' is on my windowsill
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I hate to nit pick
but he does have to deliver mail for other companies. Nobody else has the infrastructure or the finances to actually put mail through people's doors.

Otherwise, woo.

EDIT: Just read your blog. Well written! But I should point out that all upstream mail providers pay Royal Mail for the sort and final mile, and also pay an access fee for delivering into their sort centres.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
#
not my blog :)

I know what you're saying. But if it was really a free-market they would HAVE to have their own infrastructure etc. Its not really competition otherwise in my opinion.

Then again Im a socialist type and think water and rail should be nationalised, and there should be public options for utilities etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I'm not a socialist type...
...but I think water and rail should be nationalised too.

Free market types who've actually read economics books understand that private monopolies are just really really bad. In every way. Having many small monopolies is not competition. Public sector provision is waaaaaaaay preferable even to some of us loonies who like competition.

(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I too am a Socialist type
who believes that buses should be nationalised as well as water and rail.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Respect!
this is top class good work I totally agree.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Read the blog the other day
Having worked for BT where management are similarly slimy c*nts this gets a big click for me.

Up the workers!
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Like and agree
But please can you change looses to loses?
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# There's a few mistakes that are geting on my nerves. But I'm too lazy to do anything about it..maybe tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)
# It's about bloody time
someone posted something like this.

I had to collect a parcel from my sorting office last week, but I waited until today so that I didn't have to pick it up from a scab manager.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# A small point
I think the pensions deficit is £5.9 billion, not million.

Still, all this serves to do is reflect even worse on RM
(d371ght back again since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Ide really better sort out the mistakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Clickty click from me
Our postmen are aces, one fella called Malcolm who's a happy camper, and some other dude who we sponsored for a testicular cancer walk.

(I helped save b3ta! flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Home after another day having served the Empire...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# what a lovely twilight
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# i love this with all my heart! *clicks

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Cheers sir!
That's rather nice too! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Kill the Alibino Ewoks!!!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Shopped only etc, this is 100% genuine.
In fact, I know Bob quite well.

Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# is that Maiden Castle?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I LOVE THIS LIGHT QUALITY
MAKES ME THINK OF EVEINING WALKS N THE SUMMER
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# FREEBS
is that your career now? have you given up forensic gardening?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I hope he picked up the bread and milk like his wife asked
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAAANDALLLLLLS
happy b3taday chap
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Happy B3taday sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Ta muchly both of you
3 years of busy doing nothing of value.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# He should help his overlord walk the dogs
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha, I like this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# That's rather pretty

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm...De-Livering the mail??? WTF


Click for bigger (484 kb)

think its the only thing that hasnt been done!!

i hope
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Oh, good grief!
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# May I be the first (but doubtless not the last)) to say SPANG!!
edit; ok - second
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Have your third spang, SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# fourth spang
:D *spannnnng*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Spang!!! #5
But did make me giggle!
(Hoon_McFlea, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Im all Spanged Out!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# OBEY ME


I want some fishes
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# YES MR KITTY
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# *genuflects before the fluffiness*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I will obey hypno-kitty


Also, anyone wandering about the genesis of HypnoToad in futurama, should check out the wildly entertaining FROGS

Watched it last week, and hypnotoad is such a rip-off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# doesn't work on me..
*smears pilchards on monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# must send catnip
must send catnip must send catnip must send catnip must send catnip must send catnip
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *FEARS!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# splendid stuff
must click i like this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Kill your parents
Then, kill yourself

/not my words
//try getting the tune out of your head now, bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I'll spay you
you little fluffy ball of cantankerous sharp pointy malice*
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *My cat
may or may not have shit on the rug in the living room this morning
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# So your sig has a ring of truth to it, eh?
Nothing like a cold turd underfoot in the morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ITS FRIDAYDAY!!!! YAAAAAAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Wooooooo!
Agadoo next please!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# here is the smug pineapple they are singing about in the song

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# That's more smuggerer than Mr Smug!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# is he a friend of the curious orange?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# he is the arch enemy of "tragic pomegranate"

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# This gives me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# is that the face of the ninja baby?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# god knows...
probably!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] It's what lamp posts were originally designed for...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# noice!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# .-- --- --- !
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
this is great, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# UNEXPECTED MORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ARF
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# this
deserves more comments , so here's another WOO
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I love you
and want to have your geek children
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Gordon Woo


My first attempt at a GIF, rubbish TBH
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# "As every sane voter in the UK has requested
I am now sitting and swivelling on a middle finger"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hurrah! have some more :D


(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I've just had a tweet from Number 10
with a video link but how can I download an embedded Flash file? I think perhaps I need a screen cap program but is there a way to download the source movie?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Try zamzar
www.zamzar.com/url/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# that's the problem the video is embedded into the webpage
so the url won't work as it's not directed at the movie file - even copying the embedded code doesn't work.

www.number10.gov.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I've got this installed at home
www.downloadhelper.net/

It's a FF add-on

That may do it. I haven't used it for a while, but if I remember rightly it downloads files as .flv, so you'll need to convert it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# 'youtube downloader' might work
(gtfomh, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# If you play the gif forwards then backwards he'll smoothly rock side to side
What program are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# GIMP and it sucks
but I tried it and got this, thanks for the advice

(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# It's a darn sight
better than my first gif! What's the size limit for Gifs here?

Edit:

I read the FAQ.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# This was one of my first efforts also GB related
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
oh hai popular football
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# woo yay!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# double dribble!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# YES!
what a game that was... ahhh...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Mortal Kombat
wasn't it?
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# double dribble was a basketball game on the NES
and yes that is a mortal wombat character
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I need to know what this is from
For... er... research purposes.
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# looks like eurovision
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# wiggly
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] new person's's's could deliver the "post"

....then again
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# wha..?
it's leaking.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# LENS FLARE
!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# fair do's
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hello new postie
Please read our fax cheers

Did you write this letter yourself or did you find it lying about on the street


Edit: whats wrong with B3ta?....3rd try and it still isn't posting everything I've typed in!(edit 2, seems /board doesn't like cursor arrows)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Halloween quadpost, 'cos pumpkins don't carve themselves..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Victorian girls are definitely creepy..


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# and dead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I concur on this, also.
*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I concur.
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ghosts!!!! OMG!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Subtle & beautiful.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# it's very pretty
but I don't get it...
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# there's a ghost in there somewhere!
ooOOOOooo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# but I can't see it

I was once told if I did that I'd go blind, so I asked if I could do it a bit and wear glasses.
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# love that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# love you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# .. apologies for the hit & run, b3tans, but I have much to do & many miles to go, today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# It's Sam from "Trick'r Treat"..
.. lovely lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I like this one best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Cheers, Crys
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# 'Ning you lovely b3tans
I am collecting the free lego from the Daily Mirror.
www.mirror.co.uk/lego/free-toys/

Yesterday I got a Lego helicoptor.
Today I got a Lego shark.
Looking forward to the lego bridge tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I hope the bridge is all that you wish for & more..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# have the most boring pumpkin in the world
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# and the loudest
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# BAANZUKEEE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Nice work, Ma'am!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# this is us tomorrow
my boobs are looking great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Glow sticks are in, all movies are 'go' - we are looking good, Houston.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I had the utter pleasure of introducing someone to American Werewolf in London last night
Lovely watching someones first reactions to it, and remembering the exact same feelinsg when I saw it at the age of 10 :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Did they derive as much pleasure from Jenny Agutter, hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Nice one, Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
#


..spare a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Turnip carving is tricksy.
Pumpkins FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# its a swede!!
:)

swede smells better with a candle in, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I know my onions.
The others still cause confusion..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Yes think of the poor turnip!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Nosey Bugger!
(JakeyD, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Oh those wet noses!
(JakeyD, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# n eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes
(JakeyD, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Ta Marty!
(JakeyD, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Is that the real Scooby Doo?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Ha ha woo!
TJ - who did that song made of cats miaowing that was in the newsletter a few weeks ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Cyriak
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You're right, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Cheers!
(JakeyD, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hehe
have a gong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Oh that was gooood!
(JakeyD, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ; )
(JakeyD, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
#

Delayed from yesterday as I was busy drawing filth.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# nice firth. what happened next?
answers on a post card, sent to whom ever you like - they'll never get there.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# :D
Is there a halloween pinup Mr Jackson? Is there? Is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Love that movie
And perhaps Scarlet will do a whole over the top unmasking press conference at the end of the arc.

EDIT:
Wanted to jump on the Smelch bandwagon for once. Couldn't help it

Pip learns the dangers of repulser rays
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# yay a beegee
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# arf
can we sees teh filth?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# :)
A Halloween pin up does sound like a good idea. Perhaps another Chloe on Halloween again?
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# can we have a Jack the denizen halloween special
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# i. am.
iron. guy.

iron iron ironron iron guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# so what did you do with said filth?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *applause* This is a lovely plot, JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Well then, how 'bout at least a kiss?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Looks like my twin
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Yoda's older brother?
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# That's what I thought too :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# pwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Nice work
Part hippo, part eagle, part piss flap and part Specsavers?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# close--rhino
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# He looks like someone's interrupted his reading of 'Cigars Monthly'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# ahhh... the archetypal librarian!
"Sssshhhhhhh!" *taps no speaking sign*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Granny!
this is nice and creepy in equal measures ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# You should see her tits :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# She has an aviary?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# if that's what it takes :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Granny was always a strange old bird
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# only with tongues
: P
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# fist me first
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# boke
0_O
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] New postman suit
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :) how cool is that!
click
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha
what a jaunty fellow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha that's utterly superb!
Clicks and clicks again
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# haha and that's Abbey Road is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Abbey Rd ain't 'appy!
(JakeyD, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Abbey Road Monster doesn't like hippies
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Beatle bones and smokin' Stones
The dry sands fall
The strawberry mouth; strawberry moth; strawberry caterpillar
Strawberry butterfly; strawberry fields
The winged eel slither on the heels of today's children
Strawberry feels forever

*clickies*
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Nice poem
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# From a '68 song by Captain Beefheart
It's very mad -- Youtube it?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# He's looking well
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# haha--you have some imagination
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Yes I keep it locked away saved for a rainy day
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# :O)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# That's a lovely rain effect
goes well with the picture they look really fed up haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Enough to last me the whole day I reckon...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# my friday was not fun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# that's because your friday started ten hours early
You loon.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I just got John Safran Vs God on DVD for my bday
Any good is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# haven't seen safran v god. I saw the first bit of race relations, which, was, um, different.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I wondered where my Friday had gone!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# He'll bring you one back in time for next week!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Pffft! Excellent!
He looks a little smug about it all though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# My friday is full of hangover :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Silly epiphany
Hangovers are for Saturday You are a whole day early!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Payday was yesterday
Much needed celebrating was needed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# berk- get hungover on a work day and get paid.
don't ruin your own free time!
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Wow that's truly full of Friday
and it's my day off from work therefore this is a Good Friday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo time
I don't mean to nag
but can you write a gag?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Blimey. Been a while...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# The internet scab delivering your post through your whoreslot
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# My ear wax is black, so I can't join the bnp?
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# no i can't. it's too complicated for my little brain.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Saw an Irishman yesterday...
...sat on the edge of the water in Trafalger Square with a fishing rod in the water.
"How many have you caught then?" I smugly asked.
"You're the first one today". came the reply...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Guy walks up to another guy in a pub
"'ere mate, you got any Lego?"

2nd guy "Why? You wanna make something of it?"

I'll leave now...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Making a stand against Blair's presidency
unless American Intelligence tells us otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Arriving by Royal Mail on Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# jabbing it in your slot like a syphilitic paedo postal temp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# ha ha
Like this...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# terrorist beard!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# funny and i have to hide it.
links for that
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Raising awareness of Down's Syndrome and abortion since 2009.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Don't you know who I am? I'm a tenquidaire. smack!
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Got 99 problems but Hans Blix ain't one!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Just a freindly reminder to post you christmas cards for 2010 now to get there in time
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# IF I EVER MEET SOMEONE WITH A HAT FETISH, I'LL POP A CAP IN THEIR ASS
(__, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# where did I see/hear/read that the other day?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I put it in the fetish QOTW
And also on Sickipedia earlier this week
(__, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# To be honest, it's the first joke I've come up with in about eight years
I'm spamming the fuck out of it
(__, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# RUSHDIE ELF CARNAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Luckily the internet email mice are never on strike... unless the cheese runs out!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Here come teh ghosties, but where the f*cks the posties
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# PRICK OR TEAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Wearing panites and a training bra since the age of 33
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Dyslexic? Read no . . .
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# my only FP
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Dear PayPal member, your account will be suspended unless you confirm your details via this link...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I am am Zimbabwian General and I would llike to give you a share of £300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
or £2.29
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Confused Iranian President Denies Hollow Crust Pizza
(Peter_G, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# It's Friday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for shite and eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# This Is It! Newsletter rehearsal footage released.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# It's a pity "this is shit" isn't a proper anagram
As if it matters
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Halloween newsletter, out now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# This weeks newsletter's dad never fought in the 2nd World War.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I still don't know which one was the "Gay One" was from boyzone.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Jeffrey Dahmer just wanted to know what a Baboon might taste like.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# We sent hate mail to Nick Griffin, but Postman Patel failed to deliver
fail
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Giving this newsletter a heading is profiled racism!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Soon we will have an EU President
Hunt begins for EU Lee Harvey Oswold.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Stephen Gately now comes in an urn instead of cuming in an Ern.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Tricks AND Treats
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Your Toxic Newsletter dumped on you by Trafigura
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Tempory Postal Workers wanted urgently
send your CV now for 2010 Xmas jobs
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Griffin has only one eyeball, The other is in the Albert Hall
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# this, lots
fucking Hitler :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# B3ta Halloween Newsletter Special, Expect it sometime in the New Year.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The email server that posted you this is a SCAB
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I won the newsletter subject line compo
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Satirical artists suffer from masturbatory overload after episode of "Question Time"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Margaret Thatcher's Undead Army vs The Postmen Picket Lines, now on Sky Sports 3
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# "Don't you know who we are?"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] May the Parcel Force be with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# nice!
you wouldn't complain about him dropping rubber bands on your doorstep!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Shirely you would only get half the post - lol
Have a Daft Maul
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahaha...
That is still full of the ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# One of two FPs evar...
*wistfuls*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Did you shop the coppers face?
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Nope.
Happy copper is happy in his work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# win
qui gon went the same way you know
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Teehee, that would make it more interesting,
lovely model in the sauce, if it wasn't for the eye's you'd think it was real!

*edit* see:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Oh yeah...
...waited 5 mins for animation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Nah, tho I could....
I just made the eyes and teeth slightly more shiny and translucent, the only other thing that now gives it away is the indents on the face that essentially are guides for painting it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Show off!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# ANGRY Bear
ANGRY bear

Ready and waiting for your shoppery.

See the original Guardian article
(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# where's your shoppery then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Angry bear seeks revenge
There. I feel less of a cunt now.

(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Good recovery.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# aww c'mon fella
Not a place to post unshopped stuff and all that hat.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# "a member for 7 years, 3 months and 7 days "
He is a very grumpy critter though I'll grant you that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Leeching cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# ha, it is as well!
cheeky bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Oh dear...
And there was me trying to be all friendly and stuff, and like reference the article...

See above for shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Sorry but bandwidth costs money
You're stealing theirs
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# loads of site you go to have ads and flash movie ads playing away
fuckem' those ads cost me a fortune in bandwidth, I want to be paid for those.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# we sell Angry Bear!
welcome to our website:
www.angrybear.con
we supplier Angry Bear shoes, Angry Bear sneakers, Angry Bear shoes with discount price, Angry Bear e Shox. Angry Bear Air shoes,Angry Bear SB,Angry Bear dunk shoes Angry Bear Designer shoes,Prada-Bear shoes,BearSkin shoes,cheap Bears,new style Bears,bear bags,cheap brand name bears,cheap bear clothing,Angry Bear brand t-shirt,jeans,handbag,mix-mammal,bearsports shoes
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *buys eleventy two*
*sells at car boot sale*

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# only cos its still morning and I'm an angry bear.

to be honest I couldn't give a fuck.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)
# this is making me feel EXCEEDINGLY uncomfortable
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# sorry I got the file size as small as I could.
and the animation is a bit judery, I know. I know. make me uncomfortable too.

:(
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# oh no, that's fine, it's just the idea of needles + eyes... Uuuuggghhhhh
*goes very pale*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# So you don't like to think of the pressure you'd feel building up
as the needle enters the white of your eye from the side and slowly scrapes its way out of the cornea in the front.

That would be nice for you to think about now?
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# keep that up, matey, and you'll be going on 'ignore'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# my friend
told me a tale of a guy who slept in his contact lenses and then accidentally pulled his corneas out along with contacts the next morning (they'd fused together somehow).

ow.

EDIT: unnecessary 's
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I've fallen asleep with mine in, and I had to flush them with saline solution. The were a bit uncomfotatble to remove...
the worst Ive done, was getting in late, removing the left, then the right, forgetting I've just removed the left, and pulling at the conjunctiva a few time before I realise what I'm doing. Christ, remembering that makes me ill...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Motherfuckin Bears
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)
# This is a thing of joy
and has made feel less of a grumpy bear today.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# he is angry at you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I think I'm more angry than this unshopped bear
as I've spend hours 'shopping mine *see below* and get a fraction of the replies.

Effort is not equal to Reward apparently.

But heyho

/refluffs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I didn't comment
but I did 'click', if that makes you feel any better.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Cheer Sundae Girl :D it does
I know it seems that I'm desperate for praise but some encouragement to prove I haven't just wasted a potion of my life is alway welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I didn't comment, but more for lack of anything witty or relevant to say than lack of appreciation.
People are in general far more ready to condemn than to praise. Sad fact of life.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Too true.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# That's rubbish, barry. You're rubbish!
Wonder why that was on ac ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# 'cos I'm rubbish?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :(
Its no fun condemning a pessimist.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Best way to upset a pessimist
is to sup his "half-empty" glass of beer! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# and re-fill it with some other yellow-ish liquid?
Or is that going too far? :-o
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# No because he's a pessimist he will expect such things happen to him all the time :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I only just saw it now
But for the record, your stuff recently has been absolutely top-notch, right up there with the best of the stuff on here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I used to do a lot of good stuff hence the 19 fps
but time is my enemy now - only managed to do this and one yesterday due to it being my day off. I'm still a little bit rusty though.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# My memory is shit for who did what in the past
But I do remember over the past month or two you have come up with some absolute gems that made me do proper lols.

That's enough pandering now ;) Keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Thank you - you may pander me anytime you like :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# who's the daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# You made Jean Michelle Bear angry
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)

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