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# penguins yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# :D

they're plotting something though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Your bee has redexed
I am most miffed.
Or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ha ha I can imagine this as a form of bunting
that could be strung across village streets for Penguin festivals
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Vun.. two.. three... NINE! NINE PENGVINS! Ah ah ah!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# one of these penguins is not like the other...
not like the other..not like the other
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# haha!
totally inconspicuous
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# ONE OF THEM HAS AN EGGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *dives for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# DIDN'T YOU HEAR MAN HE'S GOT A FOOKIN' EGG
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# fuckin' eggy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
How did he end up in the Southern Hemisphere?
Explain that with your science!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# He swam.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# maybe he hitched a ride with david attenborough, then disguised himself as one of his film crew
he's clearly a cunning hunter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# ...poor lonesome ice bear, far away from home...
♪♫♪

He's got to keep undercover, penjins are racist bastards
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I can't watch youtube at work.
Perhaps if zeltergiset would be kind enough to describe the video to me?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# They're png-uins!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# oooof
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# that's a lot of mirrors
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# they're frozen in ice cubes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# i pea
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# They are convienently chocolate bar shaped
this makes me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# lovley stuff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# awww
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# It's ok, it's an insulin needle
Needed because this kitten is sooooooo sweet!

The spoon is for eating a yummy choccy pudding with.

And that's not a tourniquet, it's a piece of string. Kitty is going to be using it to wrap up a present for his bestest friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Phew, I was right.
I thought it couldn't be a tourniquet cos he's injecting the other arm.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# There's a rather disturbing shooting-up scene in Harry Brown
Not for the squeamish.

Has a (relatively) happy ending though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# no silly, hes already injected into the arm wif torniquet innit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Oh noes! He's left the tourniquet on and now his paw will turn black and drop off and he'll be one of those hoppy tripod cats that look happy but inside they're miserable cos they can't catch mice any more :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# even worse, he's now caught cat aids from that needle.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# we have one of those three legged cats near us.
We called her Tripod to begin with, but decided that was a bit harsh. So she now Trinny (as in Trinity). Seem a happy bundle of fluff despite the lack of a back leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# If I had one I would make it a little peg leg and put a pirate hat on it.
I would call him Captain Fluffbeard and we would make mices walk the plank.
*daydreams about happy pirate cat adventures*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# oh dear, now you've
implanted an idea that'll have me caught trying to attach a wooden leg to someone else's cat and stuggling to explain myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# You must take pictures.
I don't know any three legged cats and I'm likely to get into trouble if I'm caught sawing one of the legs off the neighbour's cat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# what, with the peg, eye patch and parrot on the shoulder?
lol, I'll be in so much trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# But just think how much fun it would be for the cat.
Do it.
DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# arf!
this just made me remember a cat's halloween costume I saw the other day
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Scary cat :-(
Is that shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I've no idea
here's more, it's apparently from a book
ikeeneye.wordpress.com/2007/03/03/why-paint-cats/
some do look like they're shopped, others don't
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha, that is fantastic!
Curly moustache cat is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# looks like it.
The pumpkin has definately been added. It's quite nicely done though.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# You try injecting the arm you're holding the syringe with.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# My mistake, I was looking at it wrong.
I can now see that he has injected himself, carefully re-sheathed the needle and is now lying back to enjoy his lovely insulin.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# oh god he's back on the pure catnip :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Wake up sheep-
oh, not THAT catnippp




.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Mmmmm Meth
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
That would go a way to explaining his mindset
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I'm an alcohol, caffeine and nicotine kinda guy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# is he still alive, or have the aliens who slashed him in his sleep stolen his soul?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Oh fuck I remember finding that picture in his photobucket account.
He was a crazy alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# The government arrested him
He was too near the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I want answers
or the truth

I think I'm entitled.

I think I can handle it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Do you sheeple just want spoon-feeding?
Research! I have and you wouldn't believe what I've found out.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# !
!

.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Open your mind!
etc.

In other news, I just bought some Griesson Soft Cake Orange for the princely sum of 95c and am pretending they're Jaffa Cakes and eating way too many of them. They're full of MSG and, oh, I don't know, cocaine. Wake up, sheeple!

etc.


edit: and now i feel ill. don't eat fake jaffa cakes, people, or not ten of them at once.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# *fetches tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Has you re-fluffed after the earlier outbursts?
I got halfway through shopping a straight jacket onto Sock thinking that you'd been overdoing it, but then I decided that such a post would be deeply counterproductive and sacked it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I ment every word of it, and as for that other troll he can also fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I made it through some of the early stages of that and then binned the thread :/
I like peace and love on my internets ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Flap for a happy internets!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *flaps*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# good for you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# He's diabetic, and that's his insulin right?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# must......redress....fluff.....balance.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# TA
I think so to


are you not replying to emails?

:|
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I did! *edit* down there v
www.b3ta.com/board/9782504
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Sometimes the fluff just gets too much

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww!
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# they know how to party those guys:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# haha + aaaw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaw...... bless little addictcat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Awww, he's ODed
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
At least he hasn't OCDed
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Gouching pussy, blackened spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Unleash the fluff

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# How can you work with THAT on your desk?
.




I mean The blue lights on that mouse would drive me crazy! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# must be tempting to rest your face on its back every now and agin?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# What kind of weirdo do you take me for o_O
*puts on rabbit hat and leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ohhhh, world of warcraft :D
What class is ya then? I just quit it after playing it solid for 2 years :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# "Hellooooooooooo"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I has bun
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# FUCK YES!
This is everything I ever need.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FLUFF
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Poor Kitty!
There is no joy on the dark side of the spoon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Oh noes! Emergency bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Emergency bunny's no use, he's just taken a shitload of E
he's just taken a shitload of E
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Now that's some great fluff.
*joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# mmm... so warm and fluffy...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Somewhere in sleepy Wiltshire...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# hahahaha
now this is as fresh as they come:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Is fresh a new board saying I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# In other news:
That new colour is good. Works nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# bravo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Also, needs more troll ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Heheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# That's some 'tash the lad's got.
Reminiscent of Albert Einstein.

Hello you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Jaaaaaaaaay Peeeeeeeee!!!
I'm fine sir!! How's you? Missing your smashing posts I am :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *smashes posts*
There ya go, lad... ;-)

Not too well today, hence here. But generally OK, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Awww, bless...
....snuggle up with a bottle of Kristal, drink the nasty bugs away and watch 'Zulu' on TCM :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Actually, I've got a series and a half of Dollhouse to watch!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# YAY!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# is it worth it?
i tend to like whedon's stuff but i saw some lacklustre reviews so i've not tried it yet. should i?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Starts a bit slow, but really picks up about half way through Season 1...
Worth 'acquiring', I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I shall do so forthwith
I've just run out of things to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# is that cave man at the front
Professor Robert Winston?
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Yes! That's it!
Not Einstein at all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# That's so fresh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9782500
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# *taps nose*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I just noticed that it's in your username too...
Now I'm paranoid and wondering what it is that I don't know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# There's a spider-baby, Ted!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# it was all done with pulleys
and ropes :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# This is great :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Happy 40th Birthday Sesame Street
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# FUCK OFF TROLL! HOW DARE YOU MAKE LIGHT OF PAEDOPHILIA?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Detailed text back up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# it was the first thing that came up on google when I smashed my fist on the keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# They look so much taller in real life
Their bed must be huge
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# the also make man love on a giant bed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# or indeed
Clinically Insane
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Cold dark eyes of a killer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# haha oh noes o_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# That looks like Sea World in Queensland
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I thought Sesame Street was in america
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Sesame Street is in our hearts
Wherever a child smiles, wherever someone learns the alphabet, wherever a song carries on the breeze, that is where Sesame Street is.

There, plus wherever paid for the usage of the rights.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# This site is ripe with dark humour. A single girl shouldn't change that.
You can't poke fun at the 3000 people who died on 9/11 and the millions who died in WW2 and then say 1 person is off limits. It's just hypocrisy. Sure it's bad taste but this site is 90% bad taste.
It should be all or nothing (not counting NSFW images). That's b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# OK,
So you have now gone and taken a picture from someone's profile, despite them not being involved in any of this at all?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# been done
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# boo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Class.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# People use the word "troll" wrong here and should look up its origins.
Just because someone has a humor or opinion different than yours doesn't make them a "troll."
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# But posting stuff they know will get angry, shitty responses does
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You're right in essence.
Pretty much anything goes here, provided there is some semblance of a joke, and if there is a tragic story that you are wishing to pillory, you better be damn sure that it is fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I did a picture of Baby P riding a lime.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# No, I really did.
www.b3ta.com/board/9060962
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# i snarned him
i hope that counts, too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# what about
CUNT ?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# on the contrary, your current behaviour fits the description perfectly
well done you
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# have I missed some exciteLOLs?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Troll being troll gets called a troll whilst trolling. Troll repsonds by being troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# TolLOLS!

or someting, er... maybe TROFLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Well if they all get to wear hats then I'm having one.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# It's always nice to see people enjoying wearing their hats.
This, I feel, is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# shopping other b3tans photos without their permission has always been frowned upon.
decent flouncing though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Putting photos of yourself on B3ta is kind of asking for it though ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# yes, that's true
but it's still very much viewed as troll behaviour.

and I just read through that VampirEvil thread, I don't think you were mean at all. You dealt with it rather well. Carry on doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# yay for cocks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
this works very nicely indeed. Good spurt action too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# this is brilliant
it makes me laugh and erect at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I've reach the stage
where I am now spluffing exactly in time with the gear knob
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# yay
double whammy:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha
*becomes a "driving instructor"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
#
r
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# HAHAHAH
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# No one gives a toss about maddie.
It's you being a cunt that people object to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I bow to the kings of all cunts here who taught me all I know.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# oh boo hoo hoo
daddy didn't show you enough attention
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Waa waa waa whinge cry.
Were the big boys mean to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hedgehog might have killed Maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Aw the troll doesn't like being a troll, responds by being a troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Oh I see.
We're all Muslim extremists now?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Wait? You mean we're NOT muslim extremists?
So why did I have "Death to America" tattooed across my chest?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Because you're Canadian.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# that's mean
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Fuck off troll! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Canadian
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Oh noes, his evil backpack is going to kill her!
I'm sure Hedgehog will enjoy this :)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# posting a picture of another b3tan without their permission is very trollish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# blah sob bitch bah gripe nag fuss
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# spastic says what?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Sphincter?
No, wait! I got that wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# ??What the who with a what now???
I just came back, is someone having a flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# very much this
this is what makes b3ta crap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Oo is it one of those days?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDkCOjHZBl4 Cheer up everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha! YES :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# HONK
*skiffle* BEEP
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# er, have you seen the FP? there's a maddie post there
But that was funny.

I like you, can't you just drop this and go back to your usual surreal posting?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Are you on the verge
of some sort of nervous breakdown?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I like Joilet - leave her aloooooooooooooooooooone
*crys*
*youtubes*
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# autofellatio you see that big magenta cock in the pic you posted
that's you that is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# It's not really good form to take someone's pic and deface it like that
You really are a quite nasty piece of work aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# You could
maybe understand it if the person had been horrible to them, or just pointed out to them that they're a dick, but Joliet has done fuck all. Me thinks the boy may have made his biggest faux pas yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I'll await my punishment which is surely imminent
also, read your blog today and wet myself

You now owe me a new pair of troosers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Oh thank you :)
Sadly it has been cancelled* due to mictoboy being a meanie**




*has not been cancelled.

**He is not a meanie.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# It's ok.
It's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Mofaha, voice of reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# good rant man...let it all out ,let it all out
tension release tension release....nowt wrong wi'that:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *deploys emergency cartoon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Posting this, just, because
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I can understand what you're saying, but it's not like Joliet made nasty pictures of you.
I agree that B3ta is supposed to be 'everything goes' but every now and then people will be upset about stuff because they have strong feelings on the subject or personal experiences related to it.
I got pissed off with someone recently for slagging off the NHS, and the subsequent argument resulted in them leaving. In retrospect I was quite mean and I regret it, but arguments like that should at least stay within the original thread that spawned them and not turn into a personal vendetta. This is a bit childish m8, and not in the funny B3ta tradition of childish.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Troll
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# FUCK YOU PAEDO TROLL FACE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Paedo troll face?
*goes to Toys R Arse and buys up all stock for Xmas*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# who left?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# This guy.
www.sickrik.com/users/profile.php?id=69450
Over this: www.sickrik.com/board/9703761
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# eh?We CAN'T "leave".......there is no way out
*prisoners of destiny*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# You're right, we can't leave :(
This is why so many people try to get banned
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# In your defense,
I don't think you were horrible enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I secretly agree with you but I don't want to look like a complete cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# In his defence
I went in for a routine operation three years back and contracted an incurable disease when the surgeon left a packet of Jaffa Cakes inside me. They rotted in the end, and I was only given three weeks to live. I died not long afterwards. FUCKING NHS. Now my sad spirit sits at its ghostly keyboard tapping into B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# This is a sad story. It is because of mistakes like this that surgeons have now been banned from eating jaffa cakes whilst operating.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Too late for me, isn't it?
EH?

Are they still allowed to eat hot dogs? With mustard?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You can't expect them to perform a 2 hour operation without eating anything or drinking alcohol.
That's just cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# you may have a point :(
but it's hard not to feel bitter.

especially when they spill some of it down their shirt and it drips into you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I think really it all comes down to wether or not it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# stupid cocksucker
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Don't you get involved! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# TROLL!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one, Mr B.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(semver, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# ah, the famous Himalayan Sherpaws
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# That was a very (man)darin' pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# One must die.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Nice work
On another note, just after "ignoring" autofellatio and the bored is shit-free again! ta-da!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *HELP!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Paws is going to get that poor lady!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# That cat will never be able to catch that falling lady :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Nobody likes a wet pussy....
...................................er......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Aaaarrrrgghh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Eeaaarghh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Ye gods
That one's terrifying!

Has there been a B-Movie made about this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# WOO
I'll say it again WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# (super huge) WOOOOOOOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# rarrrrhr!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# oh noes!
*covers eyes* please tell me it has a happy ending only:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Look near her left arm...
...there's a shark coming.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] There were no moon landings...
The moon has no stairs.

(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *Badum Tisch* :D
Very good,
In other news I had the most insane dream last night, I was trying to stop the Illuninati/Masons from taking over Lloyds bank, they had employed masonic-ninjas (with aprons) to try to steal the deeds to the bank, we had to stop them by running round the bank at night shouting verses from the bible at them... I swear it lasted about 7 hours, I have woken up more tired than I went to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *scripts*
*films*
*edits*
.
Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# No
That really happened. Look out of your window.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *looks*
Trees, pond, lawn.... why is there an egg cup on the lawn?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# FUCKING MASONS, THAT'S WHY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# You're a nut!
Crazy in the coconut!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# great, now I have to locate and flashy-thing every single b3tan :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Much deserved
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# YES!
I've always wanted to see something like this done with that shovel moment from Kalifornia...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# All I can remember from that film is
Juliette Lewis' rubbish tits
and David Duchovny's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Hahahaha YES INDEED!
EDIT: This is THE best spang ever.

It's never been proven, but it's a scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# just one small step
for gran:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I live in a bungalow
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Oh gran up! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# ^ pfffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# They're all hiding in the chimney again
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# It's great fun
one person said it was a gas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I know.... i'm sorry....
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Well, that's alright, then...
;-)

*waves back*

Well, *hand* actually, but you know what I mean....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Yeah but they soon went up in smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Why Grandma, what big eyes you've got!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Why, yes - as a matter of fact, I do!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# All the better to gawk incredulously at you, my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# i read that
as 'incestuously'.
/needs-to-get-eyes-tested blog
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Who won
or did everybody lose?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# still ongoing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Well beats scouring the beach with a metal detector
Dons Col. Hans Landa suit and joins in with the fun this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# oh, you bad bad man....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# 8,9,10
coming ready or not:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You're all horrible, horrible people
=clicks "I Like This"=

A weird way to wake up in the morning.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry]


CFB

.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Arf!
Not to mention the fact that it isn't even decided by Historians whether he even actually ever existed at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# of course he did
lots of people wrote about him hundreds of years later.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# With this sort of logic, it might turn out Jesus was not the son of Paul Daniels after all
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# silly Maximinius
That's Martin Daniels, failed magician and celebrity nobody
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# See also:
Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# WHERE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Nowhere, and everywhere.
He's like that the old J-Bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# you might want to find out some facts about that.
I did. It's fascinating stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I hope you aren't implying that King Arthur,
the ficticious legend, is in anyway similar to Jesus H Fucking Christ Corbett
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Triple jesus piss
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# beard - check
posse of men - check
woman hanging about in background - check
magic tricks - check
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# aHA
The producer said I'll be crucified tonight. I shouldn't have let him write my jokes *nose wrinkle* *adjusts glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Arfpiss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Arf!
Also - kebabs for lunch FTW (and no I'm not referring to you, k3b/-\b)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# proper kebabs?
i.e. from a van served by a guy with questionable hygiene?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# From the shop round the corner.
Purveyor of rice and three and many yummy sundries, including kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# a girl who works in my local pub recently
was showing another staff member where to find something on the till system

she said "here it is, under sun-drys"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# "sundried tomatoes" always makes me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Yes you are
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Sorry snow only comes in white.
when its in the air
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# "Snowflake" has been used as a derogatory term for white people.
Therefore I am offended, you are a racist, I win, and, erm ... that's it.

*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# 0_o
you is one crazy honky!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Shut it ya cracker ass white boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Some people also use
snowflake as a term of endearment for loved ones. This therefore makes racism fluffy? Is that what you're saying?

RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# DON'T YOU REPRESS ME, YOU FASCIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I have nothing against John Fashanu at all thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Why - because he's black? Is that why you won't hold anything of yours against him?
I see where this is going. I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# His brother Justin however, liked that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# John Fash-ar-noo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Awooga!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# It's okay, in this enviroment you can express your own culture in what ever way you want.
just don't do anything forrin!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# bags not having that one land on my shoulder
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# But... you have no pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# you don't have to be wearing your pants to shit into your pants.
and it is you Sir who are the one with no pants!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# This makes him extra special ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# this could "snowball"
shit 'appens:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I am Jack's high amusement
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Not just the moon landings
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Hold on, I'm just waiting for my electron microscope to warm up
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Is this not a repost?
Naughty Twisted Omentum!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I thought I was going mad for a second - I wasn't sure if I had seen it before or not
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I did have to do my sleuthing to confirm ;)
And to make it worse, I still don't really get it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ^ my thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# no it is not
I did an image last night but I have moved the bloke to make it look as though he is holding the plane up.

Could not be bothered making another one from scratch. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *awaits wrathful proj*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yay!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# It's not a repost arsehole!
I used an old image but I have changed it

here - thi is the other one



spot the difference or are you fucking blind !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# edit
notes people who are not prepared to acknowledge when they were wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# oh shut the fuck up

changing one small fucking detail doesn't make it worth reposting..twat


and you can take a note on that.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Oh dear
Pixel upsettery.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Neverthelss it's still not s repost
SO FUCK OFF AND DIE COCKSUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# to be honest the first one wasn't worth posting either

BIG SHOUTY TEXT COMMENT OH I'M SO ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# good idea
He thinks he's the fucking board police

Very happy to ignore this tosser and clicking now
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yay good for you!!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha
Don't hold your breath :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I don't know what's happening here, but I only realised yesterday that your username is Twisted Omentum and not Twisted Momentum
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I didn't even know what an omentum was until I quized him what his username meant
I learned something that day.
And made a friend too.
*looks to distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Isn't it the bit of fat lasses that collapses under the weight of too much KFC?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# the gunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Yes, I believe that's the medical word
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# google images is NOT your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# HAHA
The scar is on my profile - and no I was not holding my stomach in!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hehe
it looks like a blobfish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# thanks - I think!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# It was only yesterday that I realised that too....
I always thought it was Twisted ornament!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Ha !
I got ill with a twisted omentum (nearly died in fact).

Thought it sounded like a good name - like Hooded Claw

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I looked it up yesterday and it doesn't look like something I would like to have, to be honest.
Good show on not dying though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# not pleasant
in my case the twist in the artery stopped the blood supply and the omentum died and started going gangrenous. 3 weeks in hospital :-(

Still - good namme I thought!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Ewww :(
Yeh, sounds like a Superhero with a poor superpower :D

Actually, that brings up an interesting question - I wonder how much of the human body you could actually remove and for it to continue to operate healthily?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# depends on your definition of healthy
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Shhhh you little shit!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I don't know why you think they did it.
They didn't do it.

They said so.

So it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# They are far too middle-class to do anything illegal
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I thought being middle class IS illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# she said they did it
at the swingers party i was at with them the other day
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# not my finest hour....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Never mind, I've done worse
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Lose the baggage and she'd be even more milf-y...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Haha I like how this is popular but hardly anyone has commented
Guilty clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Crikey
I used to think I was broadminded, liberal and, perhaps, even a wee bit revolutionary - then I was introduced to B3ta, and found some new horizons - this, however, seems too painful to scoff. The humour is clear, but it makes me worry that her parents may see it. I guess I've got some way to go yet, but I'm not sure I want to... it's like a downward spiral.
(IronLung, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit more original than my last offering
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# "has"?
with such grammar it's further evidence ol' Bush wrote that speech...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Pfft!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Paul is dead. Paul is dead. Paul is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] "I got no strings to hold me down..."


Strrrrrrromboli terrified the fuck out of me.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# To make me laugh
to make me frown
I had strings but now I'm free
There are no strings on me!

*Karaokes*

Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Um...
*adblock*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# ^ this
...within a whisker of an ignore...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# o_0
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Who let the Troll out?
ffs! you are so much blocked!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# pasanonic is that you?!
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# harsh much?
jesus
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# nothing to do with me!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Let it go man, let it go.
Bye bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# even though he's a monumental cunt I'm going to block this shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# errrrrrrrr
nice come back, to something he might have said maybe a year or so ago.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Did he live in Pigeon Street?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Men of LV 426 stand ye ready
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
# "Oi! Stop throwing them bloody facehuggers!"
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Why didn't they just take off and nuke the sight from orbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# It is the only way to be sure, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Peasey!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
#
Those red uniforms, good job its a dry heat...
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# And blind them?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second.
This mission station has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# they could just roll in there and nerve gas the lot of them....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Cos there were fowsands an' fowsands of 'em!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# because they knew
that one would infiltrate the dropship and cause it to crash, killing everyone on board
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Sorry to thread hyjack -
I just wanted to show everyone this wot woz dun for me by The Fiend

It mkes me a very happy Omentum!

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)

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