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# I'm trying to work god damn it!!


For those of you rissing...

"Say hello to wanking hand", no thanks, I'm busy working.

I didn't think it was that complex tbh...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# "say hello to wanking hand"
it's quite visible!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I've got Wanking Hand in my friends list too
so what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# oh man someone didn't have their ready brek today did they?
If you say hello to your wanking hand, you would be having a wank right?

This wasn't a competition to see who has the most humorous friends in their friends list. pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Gee Willikers Mr Crosby! You have a giant head, not a giant stomach!


What japes! HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Never eat anything bigger than your head....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I personally never eat anything bigger than a grape.
Unfortunately, I do not like grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# What about olives?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# My mum's name is Olive.
That is fucking disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# She's not THAT bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# She is however my mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# so?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# But she is - a woman. With a woman's needs.
Does she look like Olive from On the Buses?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Or Olive Newtron-Jones?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I had the first olive that I enjoyed, on Saturday.
Apparently this is quite a common thing. Up until Saturday I had only thought of olives as Satan's own grapes, but suddenly, being pressured into trying one by Mrs Vagabond and my mates, I found myself actually enjoying it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# As I said above, my mothers name is Olive.
And as my dad says,

"I don't like Olives. They're bitter like your mother!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Yeah.
Your dad's a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I quite like olives
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Olives RAWK!
Green stuffed with Jalapeno ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# It's a long time since I tried an olive
perhaps I should give them another chance.

Perhaps not.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Do.
In my experience it's worth it.

Apparently it's often an age thing in these circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# are you sure it wasn't a horse stuffed with Swarfega?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Oh well now I just feel stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# The only good olives
Come in martinis.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# what do you think about mosquito bites?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# They are itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# do you like melons?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I do like melon.
But it has to be balled before I can eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# like a turkey?
or a cow..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# That's a fine looking burger
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# It sure is!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Oh Bing!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# He is a one isn't he!
Previously: www.b3ta.com/board/9822467
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahahaha
I hadn't seen that one, love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# He has an intense dislike for one hit wonders too....
www.b3ta.com/board/9830720
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Have you just acquired that PhD?
It is 10 years this week since I told my supervisor where he could stuff my thesis.

That's a but frightening!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yeah, I got it a few weeks ago.
I didn't even have to do any work for it. Someone on here just gave it to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# See?
www.b3ta.com/board/9808597#post9808648
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# om nyom nyom.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# When I was a kid i thought his name was Bean Crosby
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# That;s just ridiculous!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I know! Imagine!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# mmmm, giant burger
giant burger
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Yes, Mmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Huge fucking toothpicks HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Well duh!
His teeth are also giant.

If he can't find giant toothpicks, he just uses chopsticks. HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Elephants use snooker cues as toothpicks
While mice use matchsticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Not just elephants,
Esther Rantzen also uses snooker cues.

Janet Street Porter uses Fence posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Also starring Helena Bonham Carter...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Not sinister enough
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I still clicked it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# That outfit really suits him!
You okay Ninjybaby?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Not too bad, you sir! Just off to *click* your fantastic 'festive' 'Jeremy' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I'm getting really excited about Christmas. I can't really sleep and keep waking up very early.
Jeez, I can't wait!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Bless!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Haha
I want to place a knife (or more appropriate Nunchucks) in his hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# As long as he doesn't sing then I'd go to watch it.
Johnny Depp Creepy Movie List I will avoid Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd and Alice in Wonderland!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Does he sing in Alice in Wonderland or Charlie and the Chocolate factory?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I'm not sure I think he sings in Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
but he was really creepy. Alice in Wonderland hasn't been shown yet, but he once again looks very very creepy in that make-up.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# That's the point :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I might watch Alice in Wonderland as I like the story
but the over the top make-up isn't the point! - The original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was great fun with Gene Wilder the Tim Burton version was truly awful. Alice in Wonderland seems to be getting the same treatment and that will ruin the film.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# George Clooney?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# cue danny elfman
and samey looking sets and photography
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Needs more dark tones!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I made me one of those cool new iFonz!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hehe
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaha! You silly sausage!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Mmm
Lunchtime :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* Groovy baby :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Happy Monday Ninj!
Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Happy Monday sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Heyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# eeeeyyyyyyy
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# aaaayyyyyyy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a card as such....
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahaha! Green air!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# We have lift-off!
Houston I think we have a problem....

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Knackers or prolapse?
Inquiring minds need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# knackers as I have no idea of what a prolapsed rectum looks like
and really, really don't want to
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# a bit like the raped doughnuts you get in Starbucks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# ?? Having never been in Starbucks before
I now am curious beyond measure!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
#
farm3.static.flickr.com/2074/1814278361_a705ec7edb.jpg?v=0

they're sort of turned inside out or something, the chocolate ones look even worse as they're splashed with icing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Oh dear Lord no.
Tell me that isn't real!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# brace yourself
here's the chocolate one
rickydweck.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ae9fe8723bf25ed2_m.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# My eyes are burning!
Seriously are those real?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Crispy pork scratching pigs anus?
beacuse I am going to take issue with anyone that claims that to be a doughnut....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Ooh that looks sore
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# oh jeesh
that looks wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I knew there was a reason I never go to Starbucks.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I love sprouts me
also - he's really taking this badly...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# chance for a pea from friday

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ha ha
This is being made even more disturbing by the fact I simply can't see the naked person as anything other than male...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D
I couldn't be bothered to add long hair, and a hint of boob might have caused nsfw complaints
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha
3D modeller, in failure to add epic boobs and long blonde hair shocker" He say's he just couldn't be bothered! Stunned CGI community shuns him. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ha !
^tickled by that
(SquidHead, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I'd like to request long hair and a hint of boob please!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ok, I'll spend an hour redoing a joke I did on friday night
and then repost it getting shouts of reposting whore and nsfw.
I can probably do it instead of having lunch. hold on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# It's the haircut.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hehe
but yes - seems male - I imagine him hitting it back with his own wood
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Or he has one of those willies that look like they are hiding a golfball under their foreskin
you know the kind tha........... Gosh!.... It's awfully silent in here suddenly...why is everyone looking?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# don't look at that man
come away, come away!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Just the mental picture I needed on a Monday.


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# This is great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# This was almost the best animation EVER
.. but I felt it should have been putted along the floor and returned in the lobbed fashion it currently is.

Please make me a putting along the floor version, purleeeease!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# and I'll add

(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# that's great. have a tom cruise tee
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahahahha, fp
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Its ace
and should be on the front page. altho I still dont get how FP get chosen.

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Indeed but it's an easy way to travel
Linked as Possibly NSFW (big argument last time)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Wheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# NSFW?
really??

opinions!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Man's Bum shown on B3ta - Shock!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Arf!
Also, love your Paranormal Activity pic on the popular page miss. Great pic, and a great film :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Cheers Redsushi
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I dont know im unemployed
but its terrific
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# But just think of all the good they are doing for you
at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Depends if you land on your knackers
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# 'ava tard, you know you want to
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# what is it that makes this film so special?
it just looks like a badly animated film from what ive seen so far.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# ^ This.
The story sounds very mawkish too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# yeah, its pretty much dances with wolves with shit cgi, from the trailers ive seen
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I leaves me utterly cold
I will probably give it a run for its money at the cinema though
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It's very, very, very well animated.
story is awful though.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
I'll remembeer that excuse next time...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# What
"A comic strip on the internet made me do it"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# The power of Jeremy compels you...
The power of Jeremy compels you...
The power of Jeremy compels you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I NEED A POO!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Ding dong...
...Jeremy on high!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
Oh Jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# HAHAHA
It's MincePieParty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# haha
where did you find that nurse pic - her expression is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I altered it a little bit...
www.nursejobshop.com/images/nurse.jpg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Naughty kinky Santy!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Jeremy! I luv your adventures!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
These get better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Thanks Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahah, jeremy you annoying cunt, hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I chuffin love these moley.
they make me do a little wee
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# The real reason it's called Lap-Land
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Hooray for Chrissy Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Lapland?
Didn't she write Prime Suspect?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Presents!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Zoooooommmm!
this is sweet :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
Santa Kitty! Please can he deliver all my presents this year love from wuffle bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Morning...

What have you all got planned for this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Fuck Banckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Work, doctor, bash, date.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# for some reason my mind worked 'paste' into that list
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# work, panic, despondency and going to the post office
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Yikes.
I forgot I needed to go to the post office. Cheers! Mrs. H. would have had my nuts if I'd forgoten.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
#
Mrs. H. would have had my nuts if I'd forgoten.
LOOK AT ME I'M MARRIED.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Self hatred followed by unjustifiable feelings of shame and guilt
and maybe a nice cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# same as usual then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Finish me shopping
Try, and fail, to do as little work as possible
Then Friday... oh, happy days, last day at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# did you know....
.... the collective nown for Bankers is Wunch.

Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# fork handles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Fucking Tax-dodging Banckers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I have a great deal of work to finish this week
and as you can see, I am successfully getting on with it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ^ This.
I just can't get into the work state of mind today.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# My new touchpad clearly doesn't like me...


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# is this real?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# no shark
I thought I saw a pair of scissors on the last refresh though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Totally real!
(for which I apologise to B3ta purists...)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# you complete cunt you posted a none shopped img on the board
I'm sending an email to my local mp about this :(


ok I jest, but I might still send the email
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ha!
this is ripe for adaptation...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen that same diagram on tampon instructions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Wow a touchpad
I'm not sure if I want to see how you draw a goatse on that thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# "Please buy my totally transparent pile of toss of a song The Climb...It doesn't sound anything like 'Evergreen'...honest"
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Ace work
Have to say, I'm a fan of the show, but this series just passed me by like a faint fart.

Didn't give a monkey's about it this year
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Pete Waterman was interviewed about Cowell this morning on Radio Bore:
He was asked "So - what is Cowell's drive? Buisness? Money? Artistic merit", and replied, spluttering, "ARTISTIC MERIT?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I like waterman
because he never had any pretension about what he did.
And he's responsible for some all-time classic pop tunes

And he owns the largest private model railway in Europe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)
# haha yes I heard this
I thought he was going to have a connery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# 'Connery'?
Shurely shome mishtake?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# haha
I caught myself thinking last night that it might have been you up there - then thinking of the Sun discovering your b3ta archive - "X-FACTOR WINNER JOE'S SICK ART SHAME"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# This is the ONLY reason I auditioned
I even entered as Joe Scaramanga
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# haha how did you get on?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Didn't get past the audition
Obviously I wasn't wacky or bland enough
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Maybe you should have sung out of key..in a womans dress..you would have definitely got through then.
What did you sing?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Try a Little Tenderness
*you gotta gotta...!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
# NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Is that not your real name?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# No... it's really Ted
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# buy rage against the machine
livehits.co.uk/

www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2228594104
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# But the proceeds from that still go to Cowell so what's the point in caring?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# couldn't give a fuck
I don't want another x factor cunt as Chrimbo No.1
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# ^this
you may be the only existing nihilist who actually has a point
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# couldn't give a fuck about Chrimbo no.1 though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I downloaded the X-Factor song thingy and DELETED IT STRAIGHT AWAY
take that, corporate music label evildoers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# You fuckin' showed them!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# there's another one supporting The Muppets singing Bohemian Rhapsody..
which I thinkwould be a fab number 1
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Indeed...
I heard Maconie and Radcliffe slagging that off the other night.

Was very surprised

Personally, I'd like to see a CHRISTMAS song at number 1.
That would make a nice change

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# as long as it's not Wonderful Christmastime by Mr McCartney
that can fuck right off to the bins
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I did Step Into Christmas at karaoke on friday
That is a great tune
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# LOL
yeah it was a shame..his performance last night was utter dross too. Great pyro's and visuals tho.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I'd rather have that as chrimbo no.1
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Agreed.
The Christmas number 1 should be a novelty or Christmas song. Always. By law.

Why don't bands make Christmas songs any more? We could have something new to listen to for a change; the popularity of the song would last far longer than the band themselves (like on most of the Now That's What I Call Christmas type compilations) and the royalties will come flooding in forever. Everybody wins!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# this is a very good response to the whole thing
(although I too have downloaded RATM simply because of the raging love I feel for them)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Bombtrack is so much better though
Or Guerilla Radio

In fact... Geurilla radio would have been a much better choice.
Even if it has got less swears in it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Is this *supposed* to be ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I read that in a high pitched whiney voice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Alien Vs. Creditors
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# hur hur hur
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I knew it!
I knew it was all real!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:34, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# splendid
as always.

have a large WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Activate the LOLinator
This made me smile, and for that you get a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hahahahaha.... egg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Alien Goatse egg is goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Morning you lot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Fab morning officeLols
Great start to the week

Cheers JS
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
# "err, strike the pose, there's, umm... something to it. Vague"
/Bill Baiiley

Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:56, archived)
# pffft
nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Good morning
Today is a very special day, as it is My BirthdayTM.

I demand you all offer me cayke and nice things.

.... and woo to the picture. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I would offer you cayke, but I eated it all as it were mine on Wednesday.
So instead I offer you good wishes and a piece of lovely cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# thank you. I won't, if you don't mind.
Cheese is not really my thing.

But happy belated birthday wishes to you too.

Sagittarius: best of all the star signs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Indeed it is
(twas mine last tuesday)

As with vagabond, I ated all my cayke last week.

I could offer you the rest of the rather disappointing choco log I had on saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:34, archived)
# that sounds fairly scatalogical
I don't think I am getting a birthday cake, unless I go out and buy one myself.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:40, archived)
# *feels guilty*
*fwaps and cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ha, you silly head
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Haha
Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# dogs that look like their owners 1
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:11, archived)
# The dog owns that kid
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:22, archived)
# "But muuuuuuum, I don't want to go to school..."
"Shut up and comb your face"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
# well worth a fiver in anyone's money
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Ha!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Heh heh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Something a bit earlier tonight made me t think of this:


bindune?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:57, archived)
# possibly, but not by me
 


IT IS A CONSPIRCACY I TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Conspiracy of funk
www.clubavalanche.com/forums/pthumbs/pimg-1093546233-457561.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:06, archived)
# hehheheh
yeah, I've seen that one as a book cover, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:09, archived)
# BOOTZILLA'S HERE, BABY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:10, archived)
# BOOTSY?
It's like some kinda funkspiracy at 5:13 in the soddin morning!

"How on earth could that happen?" asked one innocent young Curtis Mayfield fan.

We may never know.

Ever.

Unless we can be arsed, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:16, archived)
# THE COSMOS NEEDS FUNK

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:28, archived)
# Stop it.
Even though we have to go to work, we could do with a run-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:32, archived)
# Well, at least I fucking tried.
(dies)

(and yet kinda lives on)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:02, archived)
# DREAM WE CAN FLy!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Now I'm the last person to say this kind of thing, cos I'm basically a nicey-nicey butterfly dood, but-
get a fucking job. And fuck off. Right off our internet.

Oh, and fuck off. Fuck knows how your cunts can afford cunts like you, but fuck off all the same. Go polish your guns. Leave us alone. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:16, archived)
# And now the condensed version, for the busier members of our audience:
Nicey-nicey fucking fuck fuck fuck cunts cunts fuck cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:49, archived)
# Wish I'd thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:55, archived)
# I hope I covered all the salient points there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:02, archived)
# All but the unexpressed values, dood.
Taken as read. Or perhaps not.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:06, archived)
# dream dream dreaming . . . !!!! ; - )
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:43, archived)
# also: super shut up
and die too please
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Cap'n!
Somebody told me you'd be able to summon up Doctor Dyslexia, or at least put in a word.

Dunno whether that's true or not - but like Dad always said, if you don't ask, you don't get.

So get MS Painting, you knackered old fraud.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:52, archived)
# I DReAMED A DREAM
THREW BACK THE CURATINA
TO SEE FOR CERITNA
WHAT I THGOUTH I KNEW>>>
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:45, archived)
# oh my god i just commited suicide again
someone just poked my corpse with a stick and the entire state of oregon is just letting me rot and float down the river
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:48, archived)
# SO THIS IS OREGON, HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:58, archived)
# The only sexy sexy lady in oregon
and they're glad to see her go.

Like Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Man that dna poisoning never goes away
it's like malaria
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:36, archived)
# SEXY SEXY LAYDEE SAIL AWAAAAAAY
DOWN THE RIVER IN OR-E-GONNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# gary busey
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:21, archived)
# BOOSEY got big eye
sexy! you know whAT i'm saying?
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)
# gary busey
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:34, archived)
# BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:41, archived)
# JONESING FOR SOME HOT HOT CHEESE AND PEPPERONI
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:16, archived)
# oh my fucking christ
this is straight out of my worst nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Please don't encourage them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:40, archived)
# THIS IS 100 per cent
sexies
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:01, archived)
# rockin the plastic like a man from the catskills
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Oh fuck
catskills are dope yo!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:21, archived)
# THIS IS HOW SHIT GETS STARTED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)
# things are going on
there's definitely something going on
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Like me,
rockin' the "more dead than alive" thing.

Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)
# boopity bapity boopity bapity boopity bapity
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
# 3-2-1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDguM6tVKR4
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 4:41, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:32, archived)
# roadkill on the wheels of steel
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:33, archived)
# WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] THE TRUE MEANING OF XMAS
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Q. What's the hardest part of doing male-to-female sex change surgery?
A. Sewing in the anchovies.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Eeew.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:35, archived)
# YUCK i hate anchovies
`And women!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Careful, dood!
He might be a women for all we know like
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:12, archived)
# wouldn't that be ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:11, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:56, archived)
# DICK BOWL!
EAT A BIG BOWL WITH YOUR KNIFE IF YOU PLEASE!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Heh, you clever so&so.
And there I was thinking you were American.


And female.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:08, archived)
# wash your whore mouth out
I'm so brittish that even watching Knightrider brings me out in herpes!

even though i can't spell british!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Prooof!
You are definutely a womin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:14, archived)
# I'M GOING TO PUT MY FINGER IN YoUR MOUTH
neither of us will enoy it, but we'll both learn a little something from the experience!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# True.
But it'll make you look American in front of all these doods. No problem in my book.
Your call.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I: been showing my dick in front of these doods for over 3 years motherfucker
every son bitch be knowin my dick got a big old union jack tattooe on it!
(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Gorra admit,
your next post will be your 246th or something, sweetheart.
I bet your tits are delightfully pert, even though you're in your 30s.
C'mere, you terror.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)

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