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# Mornin'
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# hello, is there anyone else out there?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Just me and thee!
:)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'm sort of here
sporadically
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Hello
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hello
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# We are not the b3tans you're looking for move along, move along
*waves hand*
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# and me !
but then you know that, from down there -v

*Waves
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# bwhahahahah no wonder you froze your cock off then!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Imsa lurkin' too :D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Ooooo.......

Is that a FSM?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# To be honest...
i have no clue what it is, mouse doodle :D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Start wearing purple, wearing purple ...
Start wearing purple for me nooooowwww ...
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# And dammit...
..I'm going to have to put that on now.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# this looks like an inital condition, infact I'm sure I read a paper somewhere, where this was used as an inital condition
in, surprisingly atmospheric fluid flow simulations...
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Time to tape the weather channel, so that I can watch it later

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Mope?
Rock me!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] No added salt.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# What's the cock / snot ratio?

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# slow down forrest...
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# that's a hillarious joke for anyone that lives near glebe...
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# is that glebe in australia?
if it is i cocking love it there
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Eat it.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# :D!

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
#

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# EJACULATE

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# How much pain can I cause with 5 minutes of Fattyshop


S

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Arf!
That's bad, but good at the same time.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# He used to be a Busdriver
they sacked him as he never seemed to pick any passengers up.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Shifty eyed beggar!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahahaha:DD
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# LOLDERAAN
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# this much?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Musta?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# That's a handy spaped bottle for a pussy.
O_o

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# the devil's advocaat?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Advocaat: Straight from the Liposuction patient and into the bottle
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# just like in Peru
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Oi!
get walking
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# but it's COLD
also, where I thought they'd gritted Slough high street yesterday, it turned out to be curry
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Advocaat: taken from and fueling homes for the elderly since 1843

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I cannot advocate the bottling of cats to make Advocat
He looks so cute - I shall call him Snowball...
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahahah I love these
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Yeah SPANG Time!
"Come here you silly cow!"

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# :D


(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I say!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# :D


(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
#

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
#


(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ^_^
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Fluffeh!
well sort of....
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] tender

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# this is utterly fantastic
you should patent it NOW

*click*
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Yay for bottled cats!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] No need for milk!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# urine trouble now boy
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Piss off.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# As it's slow


Merry Christmas b3ta!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)
# i actually can't tell whether that's meant to be a cock or not
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# It's the monoball innit

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:28, archived)
# yea
and the segmented head
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# of course it's a cock!
monoball has three twig-pubes!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Honestly
It was just a doodle of no purpose as I was practicing on my new tablet and then I realised it looked more like a snowcock so turned it into one with a handful of strategically placed twig pubes and spunk drops especially for you lovely people x
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# OOOOOooooh!!!!
I feel all christmassy!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# \o/
mission accomplished!

edit: and on that note I'm off to play AC 2 on my new PS3 :D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I made this (with my son)


and Full frontal
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:33, archived)
# You're also the person that dived fully naked and snorkelled in snow too right?
PS That's an ace Snow Nessy :)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I am... hence my signature ¬
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# that's ace!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Legendary!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)
# superb
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Thank you everyone
^ Up there and - Down there v
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# nicely!

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)
# cor that are good
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# NING!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I don't want to go in the office today
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# me neither
But I am here

I am chortling at your seasonal adjustment
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha
I've made myself sound mean and miserly

edit: piss, I have to walk the 600 metres to the office now, IN THIS WEATHER
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# That's ace
I went sledging last night


for the first time in 20 years!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# your son is a pile of snow?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# and your mum my is my bitch...

Ning Mr b/-\b!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hurrah! :)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Oh wow!
That is fantastic! Bet you get people taking photos of it.

We still haven't had any real snow to speak of here in Cardiff only a light sprinkling the night before last.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Where is Cardiff?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Basingstoke
/ac
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# You lied then - you had loads of snow yesterday..

* Could you not roll some sheep up and make a snowman out of them?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Sadly, no.
no.We don't even have any sheep in Cardiff. That's just one more reason why the rest of Wales don't consider Cardiff to be proper Welsh.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Here's one!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# YAY!
*glees*
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Awesome
Have my snowbear:


EDIT: Sorry, bit big. Fixed now.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# This gives me the horn..
(is that wrong?)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# that's good :D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Cloud Cock!
Woo!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Q&D to get it out of my head


(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Is it for a game?

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:44, archived)
# shut up and make the tea
'ello mr ocre
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:45, archived)
# 'ello mister!

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:56, archived)
# shirley the other way round with the pixel count.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:45, archived)
# shhhhhhh, stop spoiling things with facts
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)
# yea!
its lots of pixe+lizationz, not lotz of pixelz, or z's
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I don't like the font.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I'm not keen on the chancel
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Don't be a nave.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Aisle do what I want.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Don't be so impewdent
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:24, archived)
# that's the vestry-ply yet
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Complain all you like, you won't Altar me
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# There's a surplice of awful punning this morning...
Ning!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I hope it inspires everyone.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Rather than making them cross?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I didn't think you'd stoup so low
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# That's rather cryptic.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# it's given me sweaty psalms
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# When we're done with this conversation, it should be destroyed.
I would pulpit.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I'd destroy it with a missal.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Are you ganging up with hymn?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I'll ally myself with anyone.
I'm very ecumenical.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Where did you learn how, may I in-choir?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# that was orphery contrived
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Apse-olutely.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Don't hold it against him.
He's psalter the Earth.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# And barely ambulatory.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# how rood
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# It's no time to be confessional.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# At least it's not Comic Sans
life could be worse :)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Could have been brown

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# could have been WingDings
you'd just be confused if that happened
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# aaaaaaaaarrrgh!!!
NSFW! :D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# i choose you, pixachu
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Snow joke
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Hmmm
It's all black.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Those Basingstoke cunts!

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Oh, let me elaborate
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:36, archived)
# we need an informer to tell us the whereabouts of snow.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:36, archived)
# I heard he was seen somewhere down the lane

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:36, archived)
# a licky boom boom down.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:48, archived)
# hahahaah
Gary's so easily pleased :)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 6:07, archived)
# DONKFEEESH!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 6:20, archived)
# NeonLaserPsychoGlovepuppetFrogFish
etc.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Neon meate dream of a octafish
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Now THIS is FILTING
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:10, archived)
# i think you need to change his filter
hes gone a bit manky :D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Made this ages ago.
Thought I'd share.



Click for bigger (317 kb)


*EDIT* Apol's for size. I'll see if I can fix that.
*EDIT* Sorted!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:16, archived)
# save it as a TIFF
Are you a priest?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:18, archived)
# groooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:32, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 6:14, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:06, archived)
# pffff
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:15, archived)
# har har
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Heheh
Nicely
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:08, archived)
# oh father
thou hath tickled me in new ways!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hhaahahhahhhahaha
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Not again.
You are really shit at that game, Pooh.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:52, archived)
# He really is pooh at that game, shit.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:02, archived)
# Exactly

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:15, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Glad to see you're feeling better.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Ahahaha!
It does too.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:55, archived)
# It does too...what?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Pooh. It sticks.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Yeah. Sorry,
crap puns are my forte.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Left handed!
BURN THE WITCH!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Let's have a Pooh party
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:16, archived)
# hahaahha
the sexy adventures of Christopher Robin never was a popular book series
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:15, archived)
# He lost on purpose
but then who wouldn't?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Pooh on you!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# with nobs on.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# this is why I love you mofaha
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Sublime


I can't look at it

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:34, archived)
# no this is sub-lime
your's is paralime.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:35, archived)
# I see
like sub-normal?
(under 90 degrees)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
# don't subjugate me!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I was being sub-tle.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:49, archived)
# i could still be a yellow submarine
it just looks green since it's in blue water
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Then it'd be sublemon
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:38, archived)
# was that a sublemonal message?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:39, archived)
# like this?


Better?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:52, archived)
# FASSSSSSSSST-T-T-TERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Working on it.
It's taking me forever to upload these days.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:59, archived)
# just had a epileptic fit
i'm ok now, just a bit of blood on the radiator
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Sorry about that.
All good fun though.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:17, archived)
# That's right
my mates started singing christmas songs and dancing as I was fitting, I suppose that's funny if it's not you.. It was the best fit yet though, I felt like I was out and about
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:20, archived)
# It's good to feel a sense of achievement.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:23, archived)
# Epilepsy
Seize the day!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# :S
hey i recently used to be a jam
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Aha!
The cripple jump.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Needs holes.
Two halls worth I should think. [/;-D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:52, archived)
# I just got sent a link to this
theoatmeal.com/comics/ptero

I bet you have all seen it but I had not and it is good
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Yes, I should have mentioned to you before.
But I sometimes forget what links I've mentioned to whom.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:03, archived)
# it is all good fun that is funny
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:13, archived)
# oooh I like his 7 reasons why a t-rex shouldn't be on crack.
and may get that as a poster


lovely :)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:20, archived)
# ughhh.gif
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Dear God.
Why?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:26, archived)
# haha
the fat one has a sense of smug about it. Maybe it finally got a punter, then got caught
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:28, archived)
#
sense of smug a look of trying to fart
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Argh!
I went to reply and it grew!

IT GREW!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
# really?!?
hmmm
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)
# I don't want to reply again
:(

I'm scared.

EDIT: has it grown again or is that just paranoia... aaaarrrghgh!!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:32, archived)
# hahha it grew
make it biggar :)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:32, archived)
# I saw that
Now with added growth!

:(

Again! :((
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)
# HELLO LADIES
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Euuurgghhhk!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Q&D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:51, archived)
# fuuuuuuuck
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:23, archived)
# ALSO: hair over eye practice.

Two ways. Split-grow(left) and slide-in(right)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:47, archived)
# hahha
now it's set to proportion, it's like filling a birds head with jizz
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:34, archived)
# to be honest
i liked the hugenormis version better

:D

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:36, archived)
# it was making my laptop cooling fan go really fast when it was on my screen
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:38, archived)
# your fan knows hot bitches when he sees em
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:48, archived)
[challenge entry] They've had in the US for years, when will we get it here? Write to your local Heinz office and demand it!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:38, archived)
# I want to take you to a gay bar.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Dar dur dur dud dur dur dur dur!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:52, archived)
[challenge entry] have a jellyfish to go with that
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:53, archived)
# my favourite
what flavour jelly are we dealing with here?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Strawberry at the bottom
Tangerine at the top.

And Angelfish Delight in the middle
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Fish aspic
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:47, archived)
# That's shit
;)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Goes with the piss
below.

;)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:13, archived)
# wee on your poo or poo on your wee
that is the question
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Poo wee or not poo wee?
*That* is the question

I'm not sure I have the stomach for the answer.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# haha
I remember "pooey" was a term used as a child when I could smell a bad odour. Maybe this is the answer.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:26, archived)
# i do not have a local Heinz office
:(
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Tell 'em
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Needs chutney

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Piss
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Shit toap!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# potc!
piss on the chest
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Whatever! ;)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:18, archived)
# JOOOOOOOOOOOEE PEEEEEESSSSKAAAAAY
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:58, archived)
# pee ski
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)
# he he
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Random fact
At football summer camp, we were all split into groups, the older boys were pissing and crapping all over the toilet cabin anonymously. We chose to use a tree instead so not to get the blame. It was called the pee tree. Someone crapped on it.
Now i'm off to watch Dewey Cox....
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# cool story, bro
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Fuzzy Duck?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Does he?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)
# I'LL SAY HE DOES!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:56, archived)
# wow, I was just listening to my old House of Pain cd today too
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# did you jump around?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# i was driving, so sadly, no.
But i was reminded of a stupid Pringles TV commercial that sounded a lot like House of Pain. Man it was fresh
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Bopping your head out the sunroof would have sufficed
Freshhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:19, archived)
# BOOM SHA LOCK LOCK BOOM
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:23, archived)
# and my dog will be so, so angry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOqtL7CzDrc

I'll admit I thought this was the Fall when I first heard it
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# haha
quality!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:17, archived)
# speaking of fall-a-like
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
# choice
 
I hope I remember about this
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Here's André with a replacement sweater for you.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I think even I would get beaten up wearing that
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:15, archived)
# either beat up, or loved ....hard
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:18, archived)
# OR BOTH, IF I'M VERY, VERY LUCKY
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:22, archived)
# And rightly so.
Edit: Applies to both above. Both 3 now.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:20, archived)
# hahahha
Rocking the russian look for christmas
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# that needs killed with fire
and t
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:21, archived)
# it's that insouciant hands in the pockets shrug isn't it
 
or is it the ridiculous high ponytail
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:23, archived)
# all I can see is liquorice all sort skeleton things now
 
and I didn't believe them when they said I was fucked
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
# LOL
and now that's all anyone can see.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
# you're only making this worse for me :'(
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
# HAHAHAAHA!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Inevitable repost
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:49, archived)
# hahaha
nice sweatshop
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:18, archived)
# sultans of ping F.C.
ICMFP
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Bah humbug
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# DUDE! THAT'S TOTALLY NOT A DUAL CARRIAGEWAY!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# looks like he skidded off
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# How do they make the wheels cross over like that and keep driving forwards?
Maybe the car was driving in reverse down the freeway before spinning out?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:56, archived)
# I always wondered that!
But I reckon if you lose the backend and it goes right then left, you would see that.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:02, archived)
# It's the new Aston Martin Mobius!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Lmao
just thinking that
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Shit man!
You so shouldn't have had that vindaloo after 15 pints of Guinness.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Cool huh
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# !
:D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# YES! MATHS IS GOOD!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# It's cool if you're a dork, I guess.
Says the guy watching a Mario64 speedrun.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I drew something with my tablet at least
Be nice to me.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Sorry, honeypoppet.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I am approximately 30m further in STALKER than I was yesterday.
And only quickloaded 10-20 times today. PROGRESS.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hey good stuff. My download finished earlier so I might jump in later and shoot some dogs.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Also, did you upgrade to the latest Songbird yet?
Many, many bits of it don't work for me :c
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I'm on 1.2.0.
What wasn't working?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# The bottom and right bars don't work
I don't use them that much so I'm tolerating it.

They also made it all purple.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Haha I'm so updating.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# It does apparently include things like CD ripping and tagging
But they're probably both in the right bar.

Also: the icon is no longer a songbird. It's now a golliwog wearing headphones.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# me neither
:(
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# I'd never rip using Songbird - I'm too picky. Have they added CD playback yet?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I'll find out RIGHT NOW
WAIT THERE.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# No.
And I can't get any sort of ripping to occur either.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Songbird 1.4.catastrofuck
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Dicks.
Edit: Haha fuck. My most loved addon ain't gonna work.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# What's your most loved addon?
My handy playlist generating one claimed not to work but I just overrided compatibility and it seems fine.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Now Playing List.
Also, I cannot believe they've gotten away with releasing such trash. I've already had to restart it twice as it crashed and hung. It's also hideously ugly and my old skin is buggy looking.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I tried using songbird
I like the fact that it's made by mozilla and it's open source. Also it works quite well apart from the fact that it's pretty shit and doesn't actually work that well.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# you have prompted me to get my thumb out of arse and figure out how to download and burn ISOs for my playstation one
SILENT HILL ONE, NOW THAT WAS A FUCKING GAME
 
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# It shouldn't be too hard these days
you could probably just run an emulator on your pc

ALSO: www.b3ta.com/links/Come_on_Timbaland_you_owe_this_guy_Get_in_touch_with_him

Everyone must watch this immediately
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# inb4 me.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# lol not on the home PC I don't think lol
 
I think it's like 256MB RAM, and when it was upgraded to Win2000 the monitor drivers were out of date so the colours are fucked and everything's a bit dark
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Alternatively, you could emulate it - not quite the same, but a damn sight easier.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I like my console I got it second hand in '99 it even has a modified chip how radical is that?
I should be taking full advantage of this fact and not wasting time and money collecting scratched up original discs on ebay and shit
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Well damn if it's chipped already grab them ISOs.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# twenty minutes to download part one
three more to go

twenty minutes.. out front.. pufferfish.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:45, archived)
# oh snap I bought a rapidshare account and it's really not much faster than for free
 
A FOOL AND HIS MONEY.. SOON PARTED
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# okay I burned the image but I did it with Roxio so I'll have to get it home and see if it works
 
with my luck it probably won't
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:18, archived)
# anyway how do the buttons work? do you need a dual shock keyboard, or do you just hit the desk with your knees?
 
WHAT ABOUT MY ANALOGUE STICKS GOD DAMN
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:25, archived)
# huh
radio






what's going on with that radio
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# have you seen a little girl around here?
 

 
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# electro magnetic interferance of a static signal
caused by zombies. or something ... its doesnt make sence unless you have a radio station broadcasting dead air and the zombies are radio active zombies. but lucky for us zombies dont exist. so there is no way of knowing if they are infact radio active.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Abe's Oddysey!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Have you seen the Let's play of Mario64 done by that deranged cornish guy who just makes shit up?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Not sure. I've seen bits of a few now, the one I'm watching currently is irritatingly well done.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwW_rgzbJ14
I've only watched a few of them people have linked me to, from what I gather he gets more deranged as time goes on as he tries to explain the pretty much non-existant plot. There was something about mario having magic time powers and shit
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Cheers, Jeru. I'll watch it when this stream inevitably crashes.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Let's play? Let's not
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# TASTY, TASTY MATHS
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Huh. You're not wrong.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# D = Dddrrr rrr rrr drrr
R = Ddrr drr drrrr
Vol = Ddrr drr drr drrrr
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# BEWARE! PIZZA IS A ALIEN!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffft! :D
Actual giggling here
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# just brilliant
thank you
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# HROSE is a alien

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# hahaha
maths lols
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I knew there was a reason
I enjoyed maths!!!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# PIZZA!!!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# i'd like 3.142 slices, please
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I will have one slice
but I will eat it 3.14 times
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# you have cow stomachs
that is the only explanation i can conclude from this
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Fun biology fact:
cows and other ruminants have only one proper stomach. The other 'stomachs' are modified portions of oesophagus.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# that IS a fun biology fact!
aaaannd now i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# cheeky person!
i don't associate with the pikey chavscum. i hate stella and i don't even own a tracksuit!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# YES!
This is win!

Have a 'win'!

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Why thank you
What a nice win.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Imagine the sense of glee
when I found it nestling in the trees...
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# STEP ON THEIR TAILS AND YOU'RE GONNA GET HURT
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# i want pizza now.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I like this
a lot!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# no
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# You're some sort of engineer; any mention of pi outside of textbooks is supposed to excite you
Metal and stuff. BOMBS.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# LET'S BLOW SHIT UP!!!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Books are there for a reason

I just wanna go skiing :(

This snow, this bastard snow, stop teasing me
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Do cross-country skiing
Shoot at things too. My favourite winter olympic event.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# it's not the same :(
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Saw this formula last week
On a slashdot thread about the perfect pizza sharing calculation. Apparently some guy had it in his sig for years.

Still, hand drawn humour :)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Yeah, I'm not claiming to have suddenly come up with it
I was told by a friend who was told by a friend... etc.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Hehe
It's ok, I'm no nazi. Just thought I'd point it out. Well implemented :)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# That was me (slashdot id 114137)
I didn't come up with it either though, I think I first read it on bash.org years ago?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hell
It's a small Internet :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# fantastic
that's how maths should work
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# w/y/h!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# your pizza aint got pizzazz
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Oh snap a four dimensional pizza
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# 5D actually!
:P
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:17, archived)
# :)
mmmm pizza :P
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# How does this account for
situations where the rim swells up higher than the rest of the pizza? Or, conversely, for situations where the height of the topping exceeds the rim? I find your π·z·z·a formula to be deficient.

Still woo, though
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# It, er, uses a weighted average of depths found across the pizza
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# All these Maths are correct. Good work!
W+
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Now it's illustrated.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I may have to use this in class.
Ta
:)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:10, archived)
# That is great on so many levels.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# All we are saying
Give pizza a chance

Give Pizza a Chance
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# i feel the need to send you cash for this
please give me all of your bank details... :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)

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