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# not very fluffehs
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Merry Christmas
awww, someone buy them new coats :(
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# haha...at least we don't have to pluck that one
good substitute for turkey as anything:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ^Needs more Squirrels...
(and tits)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Needs less squirrels
Needs feathers. (and tits)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Meowy Catmas To You !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# thats actually quite evil looking
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Best double check what it puts in your stocking . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# would of posted in the original thread, but took ages as Im naff :P
picture by Chorihohohowagon

coloured by me :)

Love the picture btw, hope nothing sexy happens.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# very nice, but 'would of'? WOULD OF????
*ASPLODES*

meh - It's Christmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Merry Griffmas
I'm off home now

See you all in 2010!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ciao!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Toodles.
Have a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Tra Freeeebeeeees
Have a Messy xmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Pissedmas
Merry Pissedmas.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hehe
Merry Christmas to you and all :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# have a Bueller
instantbueller.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Ha!
That is ridiculous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# we've waited a long time for this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Needs less knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I've seen her crotch before
and I can guarantee it would aid in the prevention of sexiness.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Something sexy just accidently happened...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Lush!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# For the LOVE OF GOD!!!
What are you trying to do to my poor balls? They canna take any more - they'll blow.....
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Needs more transparent top!
Woo though!

EDIT: continue on the theme of pea-roasting other people's work, did you all see Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble' Xmas carol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# ha :D
thats brill.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Snoddomy!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Also: Repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Christmas dinosaur bondage!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# You're sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# *Blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# YAY!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# If Santa hurts Sundrop
He'll have ME to answer to.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Sundrop is a jerk!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Aww lookit his
little wizard cape and hat :)
Sundrop is the bestest of all the rainbowy dinisaurusses.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yeah, and he aint never getting out of those damn tar pits! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Haha Yay!!
Also.....Could I possibly steal your Bailey's recipe?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Yeah
I'm typing it up right now! will gaz
Edit: gazzed
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Thank you very much!
That could save me about £50 I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Why don't you drink piss and save a fortune?
Anyway, if it's as good as the homemade Baileys I drank a couple of nights ago, it's not about money saving. It kicked Bailey's overrated bunghole.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I hate the stuff myself
but I had heard that the right homemade recipe is actually worth a try.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Yeh, can recommend it heartily!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Thank you kind sir.
Haven't bought Camp coffee in years! *olfactory nostalgia is coming to town*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Fucknose why he is after her, she has the AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Acute Ironic Degradement Syndrome?
Well it is the wrong hole but then I guess it's fine as it's your nose that's in there...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Best christmas pic of 2009
this wins the whole internet evar
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :D:D
it's not going to work out well for them:

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Ancient snowman repost
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# PISS BROCCOLI!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I drew and posted that over 4 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I have nothing to hand that old...
this maybe:

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I don't know what is happening here, but I approve of it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Can you smell carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Arf!
And as I said earlier, I have no recollection of making this ever, but have it anyway :D



Click for bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# At-ats under that christmas tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha
"I find your lack of good behaviour this year disturbing ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# pfft
waits for the obvious joke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# It's All Wrapped!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# you dont fool me vader, i know you snatched them toys from some kids...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Not kids
Younglings
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# He knows what you've got
He felt your presents...
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# and there it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Always happy
to oblige
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hehe
nice username
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Shirley's bindi?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Pffft.
I want clothes like that to wear Christmas day.I am bored of my smoking jacket/cravat get up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I do not own a cravat, nor a smoking jacket.
I am however currently in a waistcoat of finest wool and silk!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Sounds jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Tis rather!
Jolly ho! What what!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Ha!
RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# But in a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Well dur!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha "MHYRR"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Have a chocolate egg instead
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Well, do ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *pulls*
aw dammit -you win
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# super-poibity!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# This is the Marks and Spencer Luxury Range Cracker...
The most powerful Christmas cracker in the world...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# YAY
What great xmas cracker jokes has everyone had so far? I think the best I've had is:-

Q: What do you call a horse with its pyjamas on?
A: A Zebra!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Which animal tells the most fibs?
Lion.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Why has Noddy got a bell on his hat?
Because he's a twat.
(twattybanjo, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Why have elephants go big ears?
they act as heat exchangers, helping to moderate the elephants' body temperatures and have a secondary function in aggression displays.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# My Dad's got no nose
How does he smell?

His olfractory bulb is intact it's just the cartilaginous protrusion that's missing.
(twattybanjo, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha Hoegaarden adverts FTW
"Hans - when is a door not a door?"

"It's always a door, Kurt."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Did I pull six crackers, or just five?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# haha
"...now I know what you're thinking. Will I get the nail clippers or just the fortune telling fish?..."
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# C LI N T ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# cracking stuff!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# woo!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# The Odd-Fish Coral Singers ....
Coral Singers
bigger!

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# WOW :D
'mazin' and seasonal. Merry fishmas Nobby!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# we FISH you a Merry Christmas and a Carpy New Year
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# cod tide-ings we bream....
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# To You and your Shrimp
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# we fish you a wetty christmas and a crabby new year
(me and my shrimp thank you)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# While Shepherds Fished the Docks by Night...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# That kelp is off key!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Off quay?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Oh dear god
UNLEASH THE PUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Please, no...
I feel a little green around the gills...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# NobbyHolderNobody?
/tenuous Christmas Username suggestion...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# nice skillz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# wow!
very good, this gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Merry Christmas Eve Eve...
I know its not super funny or fluffeh, or a squirrel, but it has tits so for all you with colouring pencils or varicoloured macaroni here's an afternoon project.

FIIIIIVE GOOOOOOLLLD RINNNNNNGS
edit: there are actually FIIIIVE GOooOLD RIIIIINGS in this image so it is festive.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# and what fine tits she has
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# your sig...
how about Merry Griffmas Savalas?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# hmmm not bad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ning Sonic James Doom
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# 'lo Freebs!
I now have Bob Geldof in my head thanks to you...

Not musically speaking, he's actually living in my prefrontal cortex, the scruffy Oirish charmer...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# that's ok
I've been running around singing Barney Songs all week
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Wow... that's two things that make me feel ill for the price of one!
Barney songs and running...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Or just Griffy Santas
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# oh gosh now I don't know what to do
whose prettiest? you or Sonic James Doom?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)
# It really depends
On what tickles your pickle!

me
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# it's easily tickled
by anything resembling ladyness
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# 'Resemble'
is the word I would also use to describe my gender :D so yay I win!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Now hold up there...
It could be said that I have some lady like charateristics...

Breasts? Check.
Long hair? Check.
Primary School Teacher? Check.
Beard? Check. Oh, wait!

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Bet my moustache is bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Are you Australian cricket legend Merv Hughes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# depends where it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# France...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# !
is this where the sausage reference comes in?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# What I lack in prettyness I make up for in...
um...

waistline...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hmmm
as its Xmas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *dances*
*s-l-o-w-l-y*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# now that's where the waistline comes into its own!
*watches the sway*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I AM THE HUMAN LAVA LAMP!
Not a phrase I use often I must admit...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ^What she said...
Although now you're using mine and I'm all pleased with myself... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)
# or Griffmas Preffenffs
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# DELEK!
how the devil are you

I like the name - sounds like its being said my someone whose just taken a kick to the face
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hello Sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Needs less knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# then what would she hang those grip rings on?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# This is why piercing was invented
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# They're quite big though
so it wouldn't be so much 'piercing' as 'gaping flesh wound'
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# pffft ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Oooh, I'll have a go...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# This does not bode well for my getting any work done today...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Looks like I picked a good day to make a return
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Heck
I think I may have just splaffed in my pants.
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# unimpressed kitteh hates christmas & has set his alarm for january

/humbug blog
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# BEWARE!
Cat is a alien!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# lazy cat! WAKE UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Well that kitten is a cunt then
Needs to be shot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# O noes not shootin teh kitteh!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# kittehs can has guns too :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# DOGS > CATS
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Thats fightin talk around here
GRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# My sentiments exactly,
my red eyes too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Xmas hats!

Σ:o)

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# poor kitteh being forced to wear a christmas hat
clicks anyways :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Nah it's hair
I'll remove it when the baldness strikes...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Wake up and go to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Boyle Royles. Merry Xmas B3ta.
(twattybanjo, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Would, have, would, would, have and wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# if you're going left to right...
that is quite disturbing!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Surely it's disturbing in any direction?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Good point
Well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# *doffs jaunty party hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Strangely
The blonde one is graping my squildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# This is why incest is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# See, as a blonde she's come down to a twelve pinter
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# The Widdicombe effect.
(twattybanjo, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# DO NOT SING!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Wiiiiild Horses, couldn't tear them awayyyyy...
...probably due to the fact they are all joined together through inbreeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)
# two wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# But
OH! So right!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Do not attempt this at home...
...Look at those lights go!.... \0/-yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
#
too late
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# two wangs don't make a light
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# indeed
two shlongs dont make it bright
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# and two dongs don't make a fright
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Two songs do make a flight, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# two mongs cant fly a kite.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Toucans are unable to bite
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Two bongs don't make a high.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# also
two cocks dont.............um...yeah, not sure where I was going with that.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hmmmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# french stick and haemorrhoid ring fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Glad I don't know about pile supports.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# i know about them
never needed them, but apparently going into labour causes the emma freuds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ah yes babbys being born
a sort of grape escape I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Arf arf arf arf
'lo Smash!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# 'lo, sonic
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Aside from bordering on aneurism from Dell Customer Services...
... and being given a term's worth of lesson planning to do at short notice, I'm pretty damn good. How's your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# not bad, not bad
got christmas sorted and got my ticket for new year's eve. all i have to do now is prepare for the annual family christmas day punch-up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# YAY!!!
Everybody loves a family punch up!

Except my neice who has a glass jaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Also
Your neice is shit at fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# In fairness I did tell her to duck...
Maybe when she learns to speak she'll get better at it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# It's the only way they learn.
My nephews are learning karate. Demonstrate it on me? I'm 35 and 6' tall, you're 8 and 3' 10"?!

... and they wonder why they end up crying ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You want to be careful Vagabond...
Not long now until they discover the way to floor a 35 year old man in seconds with a swift cockpunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# They fucking do that and I'll shove their Christmas presents so far up their arses they'll be thinking Gary Glitter is the next Anne Widdecombe.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# NEXT Anne Widdecombe?
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Yup.
They know not to fuck me about.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Anyone who can imagine more than one Anne Widdecombe is pretty scary in my book...
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Which way 'round is this insult?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# That cleared that up then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# my brother is the problem
he's 37, but he still argues like a tit with my 13-year-old nephew. i swear, i'm going to jab him in the eye with a fucking fork
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Copulating Cutlery ahoy!
How do you bring these kinds of phrases out of me Smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# just a gift ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Like Gold, Frankinstein and Muuuurrrgggghgghgg
Baby Jebus would be impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# How often does the 13yr old win?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# most of the time
he won last time by yelling "yeah, well we all know you're bumming claire(his ex) on the sly!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# YES fucking win!
ahahahaetc
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Time to wire them up with lights!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ah, windmill fighting
the last resort of the crap fighter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Careful, these things can escalate!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Gosh that looks pretty bad
When was the last time either of them saw a dentist?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Two Wongs don't make a Wright
but such are the adoption laws eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# very true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Sexahmas!
Woo and chrimbo merry to all you buggering off and not being proper b3ta elves on Christmas day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# b3ta?
on Xmas day?

are you mad man!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# i am fambly-bound
due to the fact that i can't be fucked with cooking my own christmas dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# merry christmas to you all!
i will be lurking no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I'll be here
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# MERRY EVERYBODY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I won't be here
Hold the fort, champ.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# last christmas i was all like LOL, no computers for laik 4 days
just family fun tiems, but ended up on b3ta around 2pm..
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# No dude I think it goes, "last christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
#
gave it away 'shopped it onto a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Merry Fucking Merry Merry...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Wheeee
I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# bon noel
or similar
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# LOLVOLTS....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# hehe,
wobbly lines are the correct way to show they're being electrocuted :D
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# needs more visible skeleton
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I wanted more pleasure than pain...
...but you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Tee hee
But you can already see their bone(r)s

/school ground humour
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha...I never evolved past school ground humour!
This one's my favorite:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# PIPE 2 PIPE BUSHMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hahah:DDD
(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha nice one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahahahha very wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# exitsignsLOL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Merry Wrongmas !
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# the top one is an actual message i saw on a church


fucked up my ankle so im gonna be b3tafied all day. mint
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# The Pope is Dope!
Also, OI! BBC! NO! It's Bury St Edmunds, not Bury St Edmonds you cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# can we bury Noel Edmonds?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I hope so.
And I don't know why them spelling it wrong annoyed me so much, I'm not even from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Maybe Noel Edmonds bought the town
and renamed it.
Arrogant fool! No good shall come of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# DAMN YOU EDMONDS!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# somebody already did
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# 2 stupid hats?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# it sure is
you get a joke and a gift - a fake fingernail if you bought pikey crackers, a keyring if you bought normal crackers or a lovely screwdriver set if you bought nice crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# the last christmas cracker i pulled
had a tangram puzzle in it. I thought that was pretty swish for a cheap cracker
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Or crumbs if you bought cream crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# i like the slightly expensive crackers
they often contain a miniature pack of playing cards, which i WILL fight my nephew for.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# every year when someone gets these
Mrs S says - ooh we'll have a game with those later.

why? we have perfectly normal sized playing cards that you can actually hold!!

they usually go in the bin along with the rest of China's finest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# i love them!
i'm very fond of playing patience, so they come in handy. i've usually got a deck in my handbag and will always take them on holiday. not that i spend my holiday playing cards, of course. it's just that bright sunshine causes me to get up early so as not to waste a second, meaning i often have to wait for my sluggish drinking buddies to wake up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Or tasty food if you bought rice crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# or Robbie Coltrane if you bought the TV crime drama series Cracker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Or Frank Carson
if you got It's a cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Or Tim Westwood if you
bought a wannabe rude boy cracker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# have we exhausted these?
edit/ clearly not!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# or inside a previoulsy locked safe
if you hired a cracker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# or if you wanted a pencil
and appeared on Crackerjack
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Or a slightly dangerous kids toy
if you bought a clacker.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Or an old Irish pikey
If you bought a knacker
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# orif in 2002 your went to the cinema
and watched slackers.....

*ahem*
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Or a goat
if you bought an urban farm.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Or a cheese shop
If you bought a cheese shop
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Or a dog who talks
if you bought and are watching Men in Black with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Or a soul
If you are the devil and have just been engaging Dr Faustus in business.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Or a full english and a cup of tea
if you're in a greasy spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Or the entirity of the MPs expense account details
If you are a mole working for the Daily Torygraph.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Or David Bellamy
if you are David Bellamy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ...
i fold
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Or the very concept of existence and its associated entities
If you are a philosophical construct.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Or Peking Duck
if you bought a Quacker.

/racist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# haha
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Dragon
Peking Duck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Best of all the menus.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Or a volcano
If you bought a Krakatoa.

Erm ...

*whine*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Christmas is all about GETTING what you WANT.
All else is merely formality.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Yet two christmases on and here you are still breathing.
Santa obviously never got my letters.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Whoa.
I didn't realise I'd upset you. I do apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I sense a history here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Me too. God knows what it is, as I've absolutely no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Haha what?
It was a joke.

It's only been one year.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# No. Three.
Two Christmases.

Anyway - I'm sorry if I offended you somewhere along the line - I wouldn't have meant it maliciously.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Ha ha...the world is full of stupid hats.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# happy fluffytiem

(I helped save b3ta! raver, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# mmmmm, toasted rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Oi Smashface
b3ta.com/board/9847414
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *glee*
by 2 of mine, i take it you do mean breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# If you wish
It could of course mean 2 of your posts, 2 of your drinks, 2 portions of your rabbit stew...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# we shall just leave it at 2, then
and let people guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hmmm
a quick skewer and that bunny could be on that fire to provide a convenient chrissymas snack!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# if you skin it carefully
you might be able to make some warm and fluffy mittens, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# did you watch Heston Bloomin'eck last night?
the mad fucker did a whole venison and then reconstructed the entire animal, head skin and all to serve
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# no, didn't see that
it'll probably be on catch up, i may watch it later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# He is an evil genius! MWAHAHAHA!
Did he do the same with a rabbit and claim they were Bambi and Thumper? I totally would have done that for a kids birthday party!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hehe
he didn't but he is definitely one of them mentils
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# that is as fluffy as a rabid furby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# not for me...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ho ho ho....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# cheesy saltmas
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# and a cheesy saltmas to you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
I bought seven cheeses yesterday for the Christmases. Stilton, Brie, Camembert, goat flavour, Emmental, a Danish thing...maybe it was only six.

Inverse Spanish inquisition cheese count for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hey, AEIYM,
Do you want some of my lovely cider? www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/36709.jpg

I think it will go well with your goat flavour cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I don't normally partake in appelz (naturally avoiding anything from the West Country).
But a 7.5 percentage turns heads.

Do I order new corneas now or later?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# that looks tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# i'm a cheesy philistine
i like a decent strong mature cheddar, or deep-fried breaded goat's cheese, served with either cranberry sauce or a sweet onion chutney
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# The only thing I can see wrong with this line up is the cystitis sauce.
Other than that 10/10 would eat again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# i do prefer the sweet onion chutney
but it's not exactly in abundance around these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Make your own then!
CHUTNEYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# i may well do
but after christmas. i haven't even got any jars to put it in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Make your own jars out of kumquats.
That's what I'd do anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# no, i'd serve it in kumquats
just the right amount of chutney for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Thats
The Magic of Chutney
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# lol epic fail on my part sorry
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!
Christmas is ruined! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# It was ruined in 1984 when i woke up to find santa emptying his sack all over my bed
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# And that's why your mum and dad are no longer married....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# where did I hear that recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I'm not sure.
I think it must have been Buzzcocks or Mock the Week. Or maybe HIGNFY. Or maybe Live at the Apollo.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# sounds like frankie boyle to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# santa is a paedo
that's why he brings toys, it's to shut the little bastards up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# white pepper?
racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# arf.....you loon........"seasonal chairs" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# my chairs are not seasonal
although one does have a pineapple carved into it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Green Giant!
Oh, wait, wrong joke.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# arf!
sweetcorn makes you poo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# not really
but thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Your Christmas Dinner?................ :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# how to take a joke too far, lesson #1:
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# excellent pigjizz
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ace touch with the tail :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
bad bad man
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Insta-FP
Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# heh
check again
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Love the details in that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Ha ha, the tail is amazing.
Oh look a game about pigs. Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ha!
I am clicking pigs at a Josef Fritzl level! I am so proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Now I am clicking at a Jodie Marsh level.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I wish I could remember what I put in all the speech bubbles.
I can't imagine hers was particularly pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Oh, I didn't notice that until just now so I don't know either.
However, Christine Hamilton says :All aboard the Cuckold Juggernaut!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I have recollection of writing that at all.
Must've been my version of Tyler Durden that made all that happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# The film is called 'Cunt Club' and stars Barry George and Major Charles Ingram.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# ONE HUNDRED AND EIIIGHTYYY
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# 196 here
...and I nominated Nancy Grace -- reason: she is a pig
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I didn't know who that was.
Having read about her now I've got to agree that it's a startlingly accurate description.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Same here.
What a cunt she is!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Pffft, amatures.

I think having played Metal Gear Solid 1 helps...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# ha ha!
front page pigjaculate
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# this is all kinds of right and wrong
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# This piglet is clearly underage
Therefore this is illegal!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
oh bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
# oh God.............no....................(heh heh)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahah
:DDD
(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Superbly done
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# play nice
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I dont believe in that seasonal bearded gent anymore
i'm looking forward to Santas visit though
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# finish him
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Reminds me of Southpark.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Happy Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# *deploys emergency fluff*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Aww, it's so sweet when cats get along
most of the time they want to tear each others ears off
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Thank you, Sir, for stepping up to the plate.
That is flufftastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Off-the-scale fluffness, imho.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Jazz-hands kitten for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# aww.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Now see tiddles,
this is exactly why I said to be careful with the superglue
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# KICK ITS FACE OFF
KICK IT OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# *waaaaaaaaaaah*


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I say YAY!
for kittens in socks.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# .
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# What charming jumpers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I want his scarf!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# That's his neck!
Varicous Veins 'n all
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I want her Groucho glasses and nose
TJ : Top Cat is dead!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8427789.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# HEY TC
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I had always assumed it was Phil Silvers
goes to show what an ignorant fuck-knuckle I am
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# "He was also appeared in 1963 comedy It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. "
Great grammar there BBC :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Surely that's the face of going in dry?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# it depends whether he has a spiky cat penis
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Or a
Big curly exploding duck penis
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# i did not know that ducks had penises, most birds do not
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# ducks are the embodiment of pure evil
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# What the...????
Does watching that make me gay for ducks now?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yes.
And you now have Duck AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That is really very unsettling! Looks like a rejected prop from Eraserhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# He is going in dry
He's just teasing her with the lube dispenser:

"THIS IS WHAT YOU COULD HAVE WON!"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# What's the b3ta etiquette for posting someone else's pictures?
Only I loved the Christmas Card thescotsman made from this pic and thought it deserved a pearoast:



from here

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# ARF
I like it too, thanks for sharing I'm sure he won't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Not sure but surely the correct word is b3tiquette?
Arf at picture, by the way. Woo to TheScotsman and thanks to yourself for brining it to my attention!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Worst ventriloquist ever
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)

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