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# I'm trying to choose which breed of cat to get


...I want a black Maine Coon but sent an image of this chap
www.breedersonline.co.uk/cat-photo.asp?piccaption=Kitten%20For%20Sale&picture=/photos/1a/1572x1_1.jpg

to my friend at work who replied with the image above. Forshame.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Awwww
P.S. I don't think you're allowed to call them Coons anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# have a look at this
"please visit our Coonery"
www.mainecoonkittens.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Ewwww !
I have a black & white maine coon. She's awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# that's what I say
but I've been told by err indoors that I'm not allowed a long haired cat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# awww shame !
They don't actualy moult *that* much.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# yay!
We have two Maine Coon males.
The 5-year old is fully grown and about 7kg.
And the 18-month old is is taller and longer already, though he still has another 3/ or 4 years to grow yet.

They are amazing cats! Ours play fetch and wrestle with the dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Maine Coons are fucking massive. Get twenty of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Ahahah that thing is inside out
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:06, archived)
# evil terry thomas cat gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
# ^this+creeps
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# it looks like the result
of an unholy union between gomez addams and a naked mole rat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:17, archived)
# nah someone got to salvador dali with the hair removal cream
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 20:36, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Ewww ewwww ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# From the looks of it
you did.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
#
Get a Sphynx!

They are by far the most amazing, loving, crazy little gremlins you'll ever meet!

We couldn't afford one but found a Sphynx/moggie cross. He looks like a Sphynx with a fur coat on. Best. Cat. Ever.
(face for radio, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Coons are sweet but the hair - it gets everywhere. Everywhere!
And its a heaven for flees too. I think 'the Boys' - as my dad affectionately calls our two Maine Coons - would be much happier with shorter hair. Just think what a little diarrhea does, ever washed a cat's rear?
(I thought you had shopped the eyes in your post, but they appear to be genuine - weird... )
(bovine intervention, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# ours
don't seem to moult that much, no more than any other cat.
Our shorthair moggy is much worse for coating your clothes with hair than either of the Maine Coons.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Those cats look like they're not done assembling them yet

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# DING DONG!
 
well I would go to the shelter and rescue a death row cat or three but yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# ./.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# nice cock
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# *beams*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# My childhood memories!
Ruined for ever now thanks.
tee hee great image btw
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# ...hey kid...you like cartoons?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Haha
I love your style
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:56, archived)
# haha!
that is all kinds of horrible
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# LOLZ's
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# I love you atomic
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# haha!.. fucking hell!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Flying cock elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# The ideal xmas present for the woman with everything.
Apart from an flying elephant with a cock on his trunk.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# O.o
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# that's an improvement on those awful, awful books.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Important lessons in Life.
some people are short
and some are tall
some cocks are big
and some are small
but mine is the best of all
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhahhhh shit
woo, and yay!

have an mspaint "effort"


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# HAAHAHAHA
What made me laugh the most was "Dick boner" down the side :')
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# I would have posted this when it was more topical..
..but I didnt have the net. So I didn't.

Suboku anyone?

Photobucket

Extra points if you solve it / draw a cock.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Is it actually soluble?
That's just wrong on so many levels...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# It can bindun.
Can it can.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Oh I can't face it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Firstly, assume a bijection between the set of Boyle faces (B) and a subset of N ({1, ..., 9})...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# *assumes the position*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Disgusting.
Side note: Murphy vs Hendry go go go go.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# pearoast. SuBotteo
(twattybanjo, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# wow she is even more rank when presented in the plural

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Now what do I win
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# This:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# ^ Would ^ Would ^ Would | ^ Would ^ Would ^ Would |^ Would ^ Would ^ Would
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* This post does contain lies - Barfs a little and the thought of it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Save if for the judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# NOTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
EPIC FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Whats that?
Clearly you've edited it to make me look wrong. I dund it right all along. Honest gov
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Actually, I've just realised that in my cheating
I've changed the original puzzle, thereby making me even more wrong than I was before.

*Hangs head and slopes off
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:54, archived)
# and there more...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Took your time, but it is however wrong
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# LOL
Still wrong because the face you changed was in the original pic :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Done it
A complete waste of 15 minutes, but here you go:
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Well done
I'm glad someone else gave it a go and could actually do the fricking thing
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Looks right to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I scored!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Wot!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Great tits!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Phwooar!
I saw a couple of coal tits yesterday - and a Wren - and a Song Thrush and a Bull Finch
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Nice set!
We saw a Redwing and something else as yet unidentified (might have been a Jay)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# We have a couple of Jays that come to our feeder too
Big things with blue


awakenlight.org/images/british-jay-bird.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# It probably was one of those
We used to get woodpeckers and nuthatches in the garden, and once we had a sparrowhawk (trying to catch the little birds)

The strangest thing we've ever seen in the garden is a pheasant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# We get Woodpeckers (the ones with the red arse)
A regular Nuthatch and a Pheasant or 2 - we've also had a Sparrowhawk - have we got the same Garden?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Yeah, I'm pretty sure my Sussex property backs onto your Yorkshire abode... (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# via some kind of time/space wormhole?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# How many kinds of such a thing are there?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:54, archived)
# OI get those tits out of the way of those tit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# ^ Look at the tits on that! - and that ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Madonna Kebab

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)
# I bet that tastes nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
# ^ Phil Collins
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Ooh, that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Ooh thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# You
I wanna take you to gorilla

The most fabulous creature in the nightclub.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Spiffy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
FP, Shirley!


this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Oh god, you really did it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Yay!
Is it what happened after this? :)
b3ta.com/board/7760531
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha you utter loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Jabba the Bud
(twattybanjo, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# He seems quite pleased with his new look
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha! :D clickage
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Your powers are weak, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# This is pure win!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Genuine lol!
Clickety-click!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
thank you, I needed a good laugh today
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# funniest thing i've seen in ages
i never laugh out loud, but, i just did. i demand fp ness
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# oh FFS...
...there goes the morning coffee.

Well done *click*
(I helped save b3ta! venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo Riposte.


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(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Last frame shit moustache FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Your name is confusing me, Hedgevag
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I confuse myself sometimes.
But I find if I start screaming then after a while it's easier to concentrate.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# wow
your artwork is badassed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Molly Ringwald is: home alone

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Finally!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Faster you will go.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Lmao
Definately lolled a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Literal LOL
Never experienced this before!!
Pure win!
(. Y . ), Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# real life lol
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Lester Piggott
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# woo
hands up, all fathers who made constant yoda immpressions when carrying wee babbies about in backharnesses


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(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Nope, but I am six foot ten and nearly 21 stone and have said:
"Judge me by my size do you? Hmm?" on more than one occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# *backs away
easy there, big fella.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Fuck it's a jockey, shoot it off with it's little flid arms!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Arf!
That Yoda, what a slacker. Can't even be bothered to use his free buspass.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# *dribbly noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Poke it with sporks!
ello Zank

Quiet here innit?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# very....
hows the ice-age over your way? I only mention that as it's 01:30am and 31.5 degrees centigrade!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Oh my!
It is rather snowy down here.

It's great. I spent the last three days walking in the snow and having epic snowball fights.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I love the way the cage is open at the back,
so if she turned around she could just walk out. But noooo, she flails away :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Magic's Greatest Secrets
Finally Revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Put 10 cats in there!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Tis Highway Robbery I tells ya....
Roadside theft and knife crime in 16th Century Hertfordshire.


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(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Cheers
It's one of 5 underway at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Very Nice Chutters :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Thank ee
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)
# this is beautiful
you have typographical skills


:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I did consider drawing/making a new font just for this
but time got away with me so I had to use someone elses.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Oh my!
You make your own fonts too?
*grumble grump* some people have all the talents *grumble grump*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# That is absolutely splendid.
Beautiful use of type there too.
/me is well impressed
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# and "me" arm is aching from illustrating round the tree!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# god i hate illustrator
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I've used it for so many years now I have come to love it's little foibles...
And lets face it there is nothing that will ever come close to beating it. But by heaven there is nothing that will ever make using it fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I've just started using it
but fear I will never use it other than to amend existing imagery. I just don't have the time to do the necessary tutorials :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# i likes that
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# In reference to the above image, I must tender my most hearty approvals.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Duly noted (and minuted)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# That tree looks a bit like a dog taking a dump
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# 0_0
.....backs away
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I see it too now
thanks for ruining it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I like this
very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Cheers chappy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Coo! Loverly!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Fantastic work!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Mmm,
Klaasy.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Bushey Heath?
I come from Bushey Heath. Didn't know it was famous. Nice work.
(Unemployable : Still Unemployed, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 20:36, archived)
# yeah bitch, just like that
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Daddy's girl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Why is a Death Star garbage compactor like Photoshop?
Both can flatten Leias.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Nerdiest. Joke. Ever.
seriously, I'm ashamed I even got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I've got worse. And yes, you will get it.
And yes, you will hate yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I'm going to knit myself a tanktop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Good opening line for a song.
Now you have to write the rest of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'm gonna knit myself a tanktop
And stick the needles in your eye

I'm gonna knit myself a tanktop
and watch the bloody fluids fly...


how's that so far?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I'm singing this to the theme tune of South Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# What do you call an honest Ferengi?
Quirk
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Oh good grief
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# How do dead Klingons cook their food?
On a stove-a-cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Now that really IS a nerdy pun
Should I be ashamed I got it without resort to ris or google or not?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Hooray, I don't get it! *

* might actually secretly get it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Way to fill us all with self-hatred.

Not that I needed any help ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Dear Tribs:
At the risk of your not offering me tasty nomnoms...

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# >.<
Grooooan
(I helped save b3ta! vanja, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Well she's still got pert little breasts in that pic
Which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Oh FFS
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Heheh.
This is probably the most vile, transgressive thing I've ever seen.
Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# In the next part, she grips with her teeth and pulls his finger.
Are you really sure you want that?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# In an alternate universe far far away...

"Happy Birthday, Daughter"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# He'll never get away with that, the dastardly swine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# He's just misunderstood
He's a big softie really
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Nah. I disagree.
He's like Satan. Basically a total fucking arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Well, I don't think Satan's as bad as they all make out
He's just got a very dry sense of humour, and a penchant for practical jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# well he's a prize twat in the first 3 films if that counts
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Evil Vader
knows his daughter has inherited his extreme allergy to flowers but doesn't know it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Your flowers are weak,
old man.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# *giggles*
I might have to 'shop that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Should probably be:
"Do not underestimate the flower of the Dark Side".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# No, I preferred the first one...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# :D

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha that's the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I heard that that Guinness took a percentage.
I may have got that wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# That's what I believe to be the case too
The canny old hermit...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Oh good grief.
There's sum'tin wrong with you.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Hahah
believe it or not that was accidental.

Maybe there is something wrong with me...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Brilliant!
Although the outburst of "HAHAHAHAHA" did cause a few people to turn around and look at me at work.
(pfer, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Pull my finger
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] May I?
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Phwwwooorr...
I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Fucking hell, it took some bother posting this. "Why bother?" Good sodding question. Anyway, ha ha.


(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# pffft
needs more London Underground
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Why bother?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Good sodding question.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# the best picture i ever did for b3ta was Transilvanian Families
sadly it is lost forever as i never backed it up properly
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha, that sounds great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I like the crazy idea that you did it "for" b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# *filenames*
oh.





I thought she was Indian.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# ho de ho
www.therapistfinder.com/
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
www.penisland.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Also
www.whorepresents.com
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)
# i'm so proud i tried this one on pure chance and it's real
www.powergenitalia.com
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I like the way they've done their best to clarify their URL with their logo...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] And also
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Part 5: Clone Problems
please note that due to the excessive geekiness of you lot, this particular regiment are all clones and not conscripts. They're all elsewhere.

Also, this is the last one. I have grown tired of this picture



Part 1 - www.b3ta.com/board/8508701
Part 2 - www.b3ta.com/board/9862183
Part 3 - www.b3ta.com/board/9863453
Part 4 - www.b3ta.com/board/9864465
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# What font matching software do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I don't use any
I've never needed to. I just remember what font I've used
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Its the same one the Church uses?
Ive never been in a church where the fonts were the same as any other
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# How about Whatthefont.com ?
(Sverre my password is "password", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# I've been watching this series from afar, drawing my own conclusions
I think you should have stopped at 3... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I think you're probably right
Why didn't you stop me?
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Because I'm a bit of a bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Ah...your a Jedi
That explains it
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# *uses the force*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Why are they all different heights?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# They are standing on an uneven floor, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# They're clones
but they're clones of different people.
Plus, Phil (the guy in the middle) had a bit of a growth spurt recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Most of them weren't clones during this era
only one elite corps still consisted of clones, the other ones were long replaced by a draft system

/geeks it up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Please note Furness' excuse
"please note that due to the excessive geekiness of you lot, this particular regiment are all clones and not conscripts. They're all elsewhere."
We raised the clones/conscripts issue with his last pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Various competing styles of platform shoe
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# It's funny 'cos they're different heights.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
This should be on telly at 7.30pm instead of shitty soaps. I'm highly amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I love this!
this^
(Sverre my password is "password", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# i didnt think i had anything

- confirmed!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# hehe :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Anyone else think
that Jake Sully's Avatar in "Avatar" looks like Clive Owen?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Clive Owen is blue now?
Why was I not informed?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I sent you the memo
Blame your secretary.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes!

But Sam Worthington unfortunately looks like Ben Affleck :/
(I helped save b3ta! vanja, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# pffftt....
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Haha woo
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
#
But I want her to drink it out my cock, not out of a can.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# It's a start...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Yeah.
It's immensely unexciting to get yr missus to swallow yr blob. The most exciting thing is to get her to shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I have a prodct for that too.
gaffa tape
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
*makes jackpot noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Oh my
You'd have to be pretty fast to seal her up straight after.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Contains 200% of your RDA of Vitamin S
also
www.b3ta.com/board/9864068
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# for extra sensitivity, choose:
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
#
*Hums and haws over whether to go for the cheese 'n' onion or the prawn cocktail*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# haha
happy new year, darling
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# You too.
STICK IT TO THE MAN as if it'll do any good
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# that's my new year's resolution
as well as "be all I can be", "live life to its fullest" and saying "no, suck this" at least once a week.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# "Ah, bollocks to it" seems to do the trick.
Then again, I'm starving to death, so hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# try not to starve
try opening tins of cider, drinking three quarters, then leaving on a radiator for a few days. eat contents. repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Terrifyingly prescient.
Get out of my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# My N Y Resolution is
1280x1024.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# With all this cold weather the government are saying we should look after our neighbours...
My 87 year old neighbour has not come to check on me once. Lazy sod hasn't taken her milk in for 3 days either...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I can see what you did there.

can can't
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Rusty blade more like...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Happy New Year Barbie and all you lullies...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Hahah crikey!
HNY ninj!

EDIT: That would have been a better source for me to use really. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
#
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# HNY Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Hai Bilbo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
wotcha fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Wotchya Joe!
:0)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# With the battlecry "It's CHRIIIIIISTMAS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# *Cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# You obviously do not know who you are fucking with!
Nooning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Good heavens.
All this and still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I definitely would
But I would probably knock on the front door rather than trying to break in through the rear...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Yes.
Kicking the back doors in is always a delicate matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# i made this 2 years ago but its not on b3tards which means i never showed you nice ppl
enyoy
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I can see what you did there.

EDIT: can can't
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# It's like Cyanide and Happiness but with no punchline
(__, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# If they weren't sunglasses...
...this would have worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# mrs monstrinho one paid £300 for sunglasses
and they look shit
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I once went on holiday with someone who insisted on keeping his sunglasses in the safe in the room,
whilst he just left his wallet out on the side table.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# haha
invisible man funnies (well I found it funny anyway)
(teasus likes tea, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] *Coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# *sighs wearily*
Oi! I'll write my crap autobiography in my own sweet tedious time, thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Yay!
Equip all tube trains with these NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Do I need a prescription or is this over-the-counter?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# just say the word
*twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
#
warning: contains lead
(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Ann Worfecombe


Click for bigger (318 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# She has no honour!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Nonsense!
I've been on 'er.

She was a tad unresponsive, tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Today is a good day to die!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# "The Outer Rim's Got Talent"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Remember this is only the audition phase.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# haha!
Warf out Woud!
(UTB, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)

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