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something i did earlier, not shopped,

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(Mr Chicken, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)

i really like this

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Microwave, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:38, archived)

Time for everyone to be angry.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:38, archived)

pfffffffft

nice

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:39, archived)

here's another

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(Mr Chicken, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)

I'm sorry. I think you have mistaken us for another website.

4chan is over there *points*

b3ta.com is for shopped stuff.

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Ratsta, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)

Yay!

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)

yep

www.b3ta.com/challenge/realcelebs/

(Mr Chicken, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)

That challenge is one of a very rare

few real world crossovers.

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Ratsta, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

kiss my face

www.b3ta.com/challenge/realart/

(Mr Chicken, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)

Sorry Mr C, I'm RISing a bit, here

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)

There's a website called Chatroulette

where you sign in with a webcam client and get paired with a random person. The theory is that you chat with new people and enjoy the experience. 4chan in their typical way have been using it for months, shocking people with goatse, lemonparty and worse. It hit the front page of a few of the news sheets this week.

OP thinks it's amusing he had a mannequin posed that way and got paired with a guy with the same pose.

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Ratsta, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

Chatroulette is a website on which the user is randomly paired with another for a "webcam chat"

Our valiant poster was engaged in such a chat, but instead of pointing the webcam at him or herself, a miniature posable doll was held up giving the impression of the doll being in full control of the user's computer.

The stranger at the other end either changed his pose to match the dolls upon entering the chat, or, by an unlikely coincidence, was also posed in this way at the moment of connection.

Either way, lols were had and a screenshot was posted to the b3ta board.

Pappa Ratzi misinterpretted b3ta's rules.

You and Barbs RISed.

I explained.

End.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

o.0

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Ratsta, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)

What else happened?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)

Prodigy didn't care and you were keen for more.

More will likely happen in the future.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)

You lost me at the part which said "lols were had"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)

The lols happened before it was posted to the board, you see.

The lols were made by the people involved in the conversation only.

But not being funny never stopped people posting before, so let's not quarrel.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)

Well what shall we do then?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

Let's sit round a campfire and tell each other stories.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)

and all becomes as clear as, errr, Tab-Clear

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)

RIS

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)

who cares

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)

I'm unsure what's happening here.

It looks as though it may be to do with the internets.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)

Since it's slow, have a bit of an evolution of yesterday's effort

CFB

Previously

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

Is this a work in progress?

WELL IS IT?

I like the troopers, but I don't like that green whateveritis in the field.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)

a
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)

Slave one.

Sweated blood over getting it properly integrated into the picture, and now I don't like the colours.

Not brown enough...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)

Ditch that...

..whack in a few tie fighters chasing the Falcon, and an AT-AT in the background.

Sorted.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:22, archived)

Probably just stick with the original - the rest just clutters it.

But equally I have a number of particularly tedious pieces of writing to get out of the door this week so who knows where procrastination will lead me..?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)

To Lidl?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)

to hell?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)

Beyond the sun?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)

Only if it gets really dire...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)

To Aldi?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)

"These horses are up for sale, if you want them...."

ace stuff :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:19, archived)

hang about?

SHLURPEN!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:24, archived)

YAY - It's toss the fat n' lard day!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)

National 'can't buy eggs and milk for love nor money' day!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)

You can't buy eggs and milk for love on any day in my local shop.

I should know, I've tried often enough...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)

Ahh! I've got one!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)

Nicely!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)

Ta!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

hahahahah! He looks like he needs kittens

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)

Space kittens from space!

Good morning

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)

Good nings Mr Medi!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)

Hahahaha...

Brilliant Stevie!! :)

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Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)

ta Ninj :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)

Awesome!

Who was it who did the Rick Astley one of those?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

hahah, that was great... i can;t remember whos it was though

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)

I love this!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)

Good one!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)

Calm down, calm down...

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Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:09, archived)

Hahahaha

He'll have the wheels off and be gone in a jiffy!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:09, archived)

Yeah baby!

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Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:29, archived)

since Liverpool became International City of Culture

thieves there now steal wheels and leave cars up on books

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:39, archived)

Haaaaaaahahahahahaa

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahah!

nings N

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:12, archived)

Nings Stevie!

And indeed you all! :)

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Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:16, archived)

ahahaha

dey do doh doh don't dey doh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:14, archived)

HIs van's already up on bricks, isn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:29, archived)

Ooh yes!

Mornin sir! :)

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Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:29, archived)

Morning!

*raises coffee mug in cheers*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)

*Doffs cap back*

(Doesn't actually wear a cap, but if I did, I would :)

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Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)

Hahaha 'ning sir :)

Scouser-bashing FTW!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:33, archived)

Mornin' sir!

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Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)

I can see what the problem is right here - I'm not looking at what I'm doing while I fanny about with your engine...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:35, archived)

Don't fanny my engine :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:36, archived)

tooo late

*wee fountains*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:38, archived)

Nooo! You soiled my wee fountain :( it was so classy as well.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)

Arrrrr eh...see laaaa.

Ningletons.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:49, archived)

What Ho Whato!

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Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)

dey do doe don't dey doe!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:25, archived)

hahahahahaha

excellent:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)

The Hair apparent

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 8:59, archived)

hahahahahaahahah

I love the fact that they headline it "The Real William"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:02, archived)

hahahahahhahahahah! I just had to look at the original... dear oh dear

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:05, archived)

Hahahahahahaha! Me too! Bloody hell!

In other news, we are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:07, archived)

reading Orwell?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:10, archived)

One of my favourite books

Was listening to an article on Radio Bore about him the other day - in a rather delicious irony, he was an absolute posh boy with a desperate fear of the prolitariat.

Still - 1984 is fantastic. Combine it with Huxley's Brave New Woild and you've got pretty well exactly where modern Western capitalism is today.

Sorry - I'll shut up now.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:14, archived)

.....Brave New World is another book on my ever growing list of things to read

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)

I'm currently on a Bill Bryson hit.

Notes from a small island had me lidderally lolling on the tube on my commute.

I'm currently on A Short History Of Nearly Everything and Neither Here Nor There, the latter of which is having a very similar effect.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:30, archived)

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, at the moment

It's probably the longest I've taken to read a book, as even with zombies and ninjas, Austin is a tedious author. Reads like a script "Such and such said this, so and so replied with that, such and such retorted with this, and much laughter ensued" ad infinitum.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:33, archived)

Yeah I've never got on with Austen.

To me it seems like it's the original chick lit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:19, archived)

ASHONE is a fine read

I scored very highly on QI after reading that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)

It is.

Engaging - but not so lolly as the others.

But bloody hell BB's brain must be the fullest in all of Christendom.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:41, archived)

And if you find all the Fordian goings-on in BNW too much

have a copy of Island (by him as well) close to hand as respite.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:31, archived)

hmmm.. not read that either....

I'm starting to feel poorly read this morning.

nings Grunty

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:35, archived)

Morning!

There are so many books I've not yet got round to. The ex used to work at a publishers, so many many freebies ensued.
\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)

w(hair's) the original?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:11, archived)

howdie, bobs

www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/201002152929/prince-william/hello-exclusive/rankin-photoshoot/1/

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:13, archived)

howdy

ta - thought he was blond....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:23, archived)

Well, the milkman was, so it was a fair guess.

*waves*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)

dailymail is where I saw it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:13, archived)

morning Toasty

He does look a little 'shopped

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)

Also where I saw it

The comment that he looks like Gary Newman gives me an idea *wanders of to Google Images*

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)

Bobs bobs bobs bobs bobs bobs bobs bobs

*BOBS*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:23, archived)

hullo! where on earth have you been, Prof?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)

I am a stoooodunt in Stocktun

*dribbles*

hello and manhugs - how are you doing?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:30, archived)

most excellent, sir, and how is student life treating you?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:45, archived)

You!!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)

wotcha

:)

how are ya? I wish I had more time for b3ta and to catch up with the shinanigans or the cast and crew - but I don't... I may do in the summer :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:30, archived)

and then,

as quickly as he arrived, he was gone again off on another adventure

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:38, archived)

Er - Hey, hang on a moment...

Oh, he's gone.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:41, archived)

Hahahahaha...have a Harry In Afhanistan

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Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:17, archived)

I used to get about with a son-and-heir to a stately home, and one evening they were talking about the 'bus service in Mordor

His gran was going on about how terrible it was, they turned on her and said "But you've never got on a 'bus in your life!"

"Fair enough" said she - "I will get one tomorrow."

Sure enough she did, and as she stepped up to the driver said "92 Smithway Drive, please"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)

Hahahaha...

...hahahahahahah :D

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Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)

I know the font isn't quite right

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 7:31, archived)

ohhhh

ya can hardly see the blue-tac :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 8:09, archived)

The message is clear, that's the main thing.

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 8:12, archived)

it should say sorry for "Celebrity Family Fortunes"

I'm rather fond of the occasional bbc mashup :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 8:33, archived)

I love the amount of non-news the beeb is churning out these days....

good nings everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 8:42, archived)

How much do you love it?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 8:54, archived)

more than spam, but less than marmite.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 8:56, archived)

What has he done, exactly?

I understand he exchanged saucy texts with a lady.

What next - reading erotica to be grounds for divorce?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 8:54, archived)

Last one for tonight.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:01, archived)

lovely

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)

Thanks

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:08, archived)

there is a light that never goes out.

it's in the post below.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:11, archived)

-listens to the Smiths-

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:12, archived)

looks a bit like johny lee miller

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:14, archived)

Whooo?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:15, archived)

JLM

www.jonnyleemiller.co.uk/trainspotting/TRAINSPOTTING_DISC1-16.jpg

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:18, archived)

I don't even know who that is.

But okay. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:21, archived)

Whaaaaaaaat?

Go and watch Trainspotting now! And then go and read the book. Your education has been severely lacking.

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boris the spider, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 7:40, archived)

I love this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 5:43, archived)

I made me a little spaceman lamp

I command you to adore him.

I'm trying to get some moneys in the attempt to make a whole production line. If you'd like to help out I'm rewarding every backer with fabulous prizes. bit.ly/kickstarterspaceman

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:49, archived)

I will I will

: D
great

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--- ---, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:50, archived)

In turn

I adore your animations. When will we see a full length movie starring cats of questionable intent?

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:10, archived)

That's awesome :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:50, archived)

This is superb.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:53, archived)

Mister Bubbles!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:53, archived)

I can smell adam.

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:11, archived)

Haha I just found this

hijinksensue.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/2007-08-23-big-daddy-costume.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)

I needs me one of those. Working drill, of course.

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:02, archived)

So what you're actually saying is,

you need one of those: volpinprops.blogspot.com/2009/09/big-daddy-bioshock.html

([sic] You're ad here?, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)

ahhhahhhahhhahhh fuck

screaming out for a flying kick through that window, I'd say

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:09, archived)

here's a friend for him.

unpleasantness.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:10, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:31, archived)

gah, the furries have discovered son of godzilla.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:35, archived)

FURRIES?!?! OH NOES! RUN FOR YOUR POOPERS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:37, archived)

you're probably inspired by olympic mascots.

if inspired = horrified by.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:41, archived)

They are everywhere right now.

Town is coated in them.

ALSO
Humans

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:52, archived)

new biathlon: shooting humans and skiing to freedom.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:56, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:58, archived)

also: how is it going with the grant for the anywhere organ?

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:54, archived)

Unsure. Their site is a bit unclear and I can't figure out if they're currently still judging or if they've decided or what's up. I came in 11th out of 700 entries much thanks to b3ta and it's denizens.

I've applied to a bunch of different funding sources but have nothing solid yet. I suppose if all else fails I can go back to being a productive member of society. It's been a nice reprieve sitting in my workshop inventing things, tho.

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:00, archived)

I hope you wear a white lab coat and cackle a lot and such forth.

I would.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:06, archived)

I more often wear an apron, tho I've ruined a good few outfits lately going without. Gosh, I just realized that I'll have to get a job fairly soon to continue making things. Bah. Any ideas where an inventor/hacker/maker/geek can go for decent employment these days? Is the Manhattan Project still hiring?

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:12, archived)

you could always prove your inventing worth...

and invent one :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:23, archived)

I LIKE LAMP

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)

IMPALE ILK

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:05, archived)

Here, have all my monies.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)

*om nomf glom nom*

they are quite delicious.

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)

*adores*

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)

*adores more than Barry*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:07, archived)

*Obeys command*

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:57, archived)

Groovy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:59, archived)

get into it.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:02, archived)

hehheheh I remember that

HELLO, HANDSOME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:10, archived)

HELLO HELLO.

i did like ciccone youth a lot, even though i think it played on the radio station nearly every hour when i was at uni.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:14, archived)

okay now I've had a look at the link

what's the retail price likely to be?
if one donates $250, will that include shipping and handling of said lamp?

and how much do I have to give you to shave your neck?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:08, archived)

BODY MODIFICATION BIDDING WAR.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:15, archived)

I've gotten in touch with some select art collections and shops and retail will probably go for $300 there. I might produce my own limited editions with special colors and hand painting at that same price or perhaps less.

If you donate $250 to the cause I will ship your completely free lamp anywhere for no additional cost.

No one controls the neckbeard! It's who I am, man. It's my identity.

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 5:03, archived)

LIKE.

LOTS.
*click*
Also: I like your belt buckle!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)

Thank you much. I've improved the design a bit and might be selling a few to fans.

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:03, archived)

Don't you know that incandescant lights are the spawn of satan?

Are not you going to be environmentally responsible and use the mercury-filled fluorescent plastic-framed globes instead?

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Ratsta, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)

But surely one must rape the globe in some way to harvest even the twinkling environmental magic of ecofriendly fairylights. I fully intend to provide the light myself. I will make it out of my own sense of self satisfaction, pour it into jars, and provide it to people to spread on their lamps as they see fit.

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:06, archived)

that bulb cetainly looks prettier...

SEE:

also: fuck it might as well.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:07, archived)

If they get made and you buy one I encourage you to put a CFL on yorn. I'm going to stick to my steampunk antiquities, myself. None of this modern frippery.

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:05, archived)

i muchly prefer the look of yours :)

it looks quite silly with t'other bulb.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:12, archived)

Bring out a gas mantle version

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:03, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:08, archived)

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:12, archived)

play with him

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:14, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 5:52, archived)

all you bulb fanatics just need to embrace the darkness.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:17, archived)

speaking of which

where is Kaiser?

HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 4:04, archived)

Love it

I'd been meaning to make a lamp idea I had, inspiring.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:04, archived)

The method's actually not too hard. All you really need is the bulb housing, some tin foil, clay, a chisel, a file, and an oven. I made some progress shots of the whole thing going together here www.flickr.com/photos/gianteye/sets/72157622545785329/

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:09, archived)

I made a desklamp too

tribs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/b3ta/Cybarbie/usb_barbie_desklamp.htm
LED based.

Sadly, apparently a cat ate it. Or at least ripped its head off.

So... would investors get a share of the profits of this venture?

Additional question : Will the final product have the option of a lamp shade? Incandescent bulbs get very hot and aren't comfy to look at directly.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:12, archived)

You're not investing.

You're donating. So no, no profits. All rewards for your donations are listed clearly on the page.

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Ratsta, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:34, archived)

Spooky! It's like that faceless robot friend of the janitor in West World!

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Ratsta, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)

would

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)

Cute Barbie lamp. I can see why a cat would seek to destroy it, though. It does have a similar brand of evil to the one cats contain.

Unfortunately I'm not taking investments, just donations. I have a hard enough time managing projects and making my own money back. I'm trying to entice people into donating with gifts that hopefully are about equivalent to the money they give with the time and effort and art I put into them. Still, it's all out of the goodness of your heart.

I'm still not sure what I'm going to do with the final product. I'm tempted just to go with the bare Edison bulb, which is bright enough to provide useful light but is still beautiful and comfortable to look at.

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:44, archived)

Completely off the subject

But how did you get to work with NASA? And what were you doing? Its just that its always been a dream of mine to work with NASA in an engineering job, wondering what I would need to get the chance. Thanks in advance :)

(King Mong, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:11, archived)

BTW I really like the lamp

(King Mong, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:13, archived)

They actually came to my school and picked some industrial design students to work with them on blue sky ideas for incremental lunar habitation. It lasted a few months and then they set us free. I suspect, in retrospect, that it was all simply an advertising campaign to show off how forward thinking and innovative they were to use ideas from enthusiastic young designers or some such.

It was pretty frustrating trying to pry reasonable information out of the engineers that dealt with us directly. We'd ask questions like "what's the internal structure of a prospective fuel tank like? could the tank, after getting voided on landing, be used as a storage tank for grey water or is it unworkable." We'd tend to get brushed off with questions like these. It was a might tedious.

I know some JPL engineers at Ames. It seems like they got their jobs through social connections. I'd recommend joining groups like Dorkbot and Battlebots. I'd also visit conferences like DefCon and be a part of hackerspaces like Noisebridge. They're good places to meet up with exciting engineers some of whom might be or be friends with NASA people and offer a leg up. It's also a good idea to make projects that nerds find captivating and insinuate that you're looking for work with NASA along with the project. Spacebridge is kinda a good example www.youtube.com/watch?v=go56JzqoFK0

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:22, archived)

Thanks Rainman!

Much appreciated

(King Mong, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)

YES YES YES YES YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:15, archived)

Watt

a beauty

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:29, archived)

your wasted here jamnog

you should put your energy into something else

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)

hallo gen

only your name is not gen thus ... I will move on

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)

WOt R gon on bout?

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:39, archived)

well, that's just great.

good first thing to see after not logging in for quite a while.

edit: you've scared people off from posting anything above your lamp.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:54, archived)

seemingly so. I fear I've broken the b3ta. Who should I call to fix this.

ps: thanks.

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:05, archived)

call the ghost card.

welcome.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:11, archived)

He's a real turn on.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:58, archived)

*spang*

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:05, archived)

Awww!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:01, archived)

Nice:D

(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 5:51, archived)

that's aceness

I imagine it will have been copied and mass produced in China by the time you read this though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 8:08, archived)

I especially like the lightbulb

it's awesome

/is a cunt

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:23, archived)

have you thought about

making one using threeD printers like shapways.com?

It is very nice, I recognise it have you posted it before or elsewhere?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)

Though I think 3d printing is mighty cool a model this size would probably cost a couple thousand dollars to print. That and I'd have to find a way to digitize the design either scanning it or sculpting the model digitally myself first. I'd be perfectly willing to print one if someone gave me a whole pile of cash to do so, tho.

I do 3d printing fairly often and though it's coming down in price pretty steadily and coming up in quality even faster it's still not too practical for production lines, especially that the material is never all too strong when it comes out.

I think my lamp's been posted across a few blogs. I know it's been on Make and Craft as well as some design zines.

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Rainman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)

I made some art...

Click for bigger (154 kb)

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--- ---, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:38, archived)

SPACE TITS!

glorious space tits.

:D

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:39, archived)

Tits posted tits.

The internet is going collapse into infinity.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:42, archived)

TITS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:43, archived)

well if everything is going to be sucked by a void

*unzips*

bagsy I go first!

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:43, archived)

: D

I knew it!

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--- ---, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)

Now google "google".

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:54, archived)

Hey now, whoa boy.

Don't do something you'll end up regretting.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)

Try googling for "bing"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:58, archived)

Also: Recursion

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9919586

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:09, archived)

it's grotesque and beautiful

...if it can be both

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:42, archived)

I like this tits

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:45, archived)

shifty

his eyes are too close together

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)

There's some sort of disruption to the time-fabric continuum.

At least, I presume that's what it is, it's certainly got all the signs.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:47, archived)

TITS!!!![reverb 125%]

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:49, archived)

"I'm so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone..."

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)

Hahahaha

Oh gosh

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)

YOU ARE WORTHLESS, ALEC BALDWIN!

I need to buy that movie

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)

I've only seen it once, when I was about 15, and I loved it.

But I'm a bit worried that's because I was an idiot teenager at the time and if I watched it again now I'd hate it. So consequently I don't want to watch it again. Difficult.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)

I think it's still funny on repeat viewings.

especially the panthers

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:14, archived)

Okay I'm gonna trust you Rapitinui

If I watch it again and hate it then we're over.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:15, archived)

is it being less of a cunt?

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:36, archived)

o Audacity?

haven't tried yet, still being a busy little bookwallah.
don't knock off for another couple of hours.
I might try having fewer tracks open at one time, see if that helps.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)

you crazy strange timed kiwis :P

what do you do to make your beats?

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:49, archived)

ah well

I had a few loop samples knocking around on the hard drive from 2005.
They were public domain from some Dutch site I think, if I find a link I'll message you.

Otherwise just copying breaks from MP3s, nawwty nawwty : D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:02, archived)

couldn't find the site I had in mind now

but have a gander at this lot
www.breakbeatsonly.com/links.htm

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:11, archived)

also you can import MIDI

I still have Anvil Studio on my PC for programming, it's free to download the basic version.

edit: ah balls it doesn't actually support MIDI

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:21, archived)

swiiiiish

I downloaded the trial version of renoise.. when I found out it was what venitian snares makes his musics in.. then I got very confused by hexidecimal programing. i think I'm gonna stick with plugging my guitar into the puter.. making noises with it then fucking with it in audacity :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:37, archived)

I would of been about 19 when I first saw it...

still holds up to repeat viewings.. also try and get the uncut version.. The sex scene is vastly "improved".

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:29, archived)

AREC BARDWIN!

I don't know, standard of spelling today!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:15, archived)

worthress?

..i mean if you're gonna pedant... :P

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)

Good point.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:58, archived)

Who the fuck is this guy?

Another Cunting Henry?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:15, archived)

He was in the news accused of stealing underwear from ladies

Or something

Hi nick

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)

Oh, so another cunting henry then :(

Hi Ben

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)

Worse, much much ... worse. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)

Haha

Are you going to any Winter Olympic events, Tahk?

I was watching the Snowboard Cross earlier and it's probably the greatest thing I've ever seen. I've spent the last three hours watching clips on youtube :(

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)

Did you see the womans mogals?

that was pretty insane.
Flips and shit.

Mens GS is where it's at tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)

Moguls were my favourite event before a few hours ago.

Must be the most fun way to destroy your knees.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)

Do you not ski then?

It's so much fun.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:40, archived)

I have never tried it.

You should pay for me to visit you on your skiing gap year. You really should.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:43, archived)

Well no

I aint paying shit.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:45, archived)

No zelter-ski chats for you

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:45, archived)

You pay you can come see me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)

the super g is good

or whatever it's called

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weaver., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:32, archived)

here is an insanely steep bit of mountain.. NOW SLALOM, BITCHES!

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:33, archived)

Yeah!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:37, archived)

if I watch it...

...it's because I want to see people fall over.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:41, archived)

It's fucking fast!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:42, archived)

that's more relating to skiing in general.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:44, archived)

Well, not all skiing

Just the fast stuff

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)

I meant the falling over rather than it being fucking fast.. :P

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)

Oh, I fall over sometimes

it's funny.

I once double ejected into ice thinking it was powder.

My face didnt like it. :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:51, archived)

I just watched a run on youtube and the dude was going nearly 80mph

Goddamn.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:45, archived)

No, not really my thing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:33, archived)

DOM: COM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)

yep

www.express.co.uk/posts/view/149714

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)

Oh, Im already sick of him

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)

There's months of use left in him yet.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:33, archived)

Months and months.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 2:31, archived)

Knicker-sniffing ex-mayor Ian Stafford.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:25, archived)

Hi Mu.

How's the MW2 going?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)

I was doing terrible last night.

Example: ran into someone, swung my knife, went through the entire animation and somehow he still knifed me first.

Tonight was better, came first in a couple of team deathmatches. 20+ kills so quit for a bit while I was ahead.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:29, archived)

are you on xbox 360 we could be like friends and shit.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:33, archived)

PS3. I would have got it for xbox but I don't want to pay for multiplayer.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:34, archived)

tru dat.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:37, archived)

The way I see about the paying for online is it's £30

and I get more than another games worth of playing out of it as it's the cost of a game.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:54, archived)

nice

i'm playing mw1 and finding hardcore headquarters is the best way to level up

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weaver., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:33, archived)

I loved Hardquarters on CoD1

it was pretty much all I played back then.

I tend to play Mosh Pit on MW2 these days tho as it's fun with friends

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:41, archived)

i think I'm going to go and play team fortress 2 for the first time ever

and no doubt get my arse whooped and get disenfranchised and turn it off.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)

I do have TF2 but I didnt really like it as I didnt play with friends

and I've been spoilt by MW games :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:47, archived)

I managed to get danger close pro VI today and got the emblem and a new title.

I did do pretty well on a few search games earlier like being the last guy left and taking out the 4 remaining guys on their team.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:39, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)

You're out of touch

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:54, archived)

SRY BT YR RMS

SRSLY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:55, archived)

YH W/E LOL

IL B K

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:56, archived)

WATE

is that Rothko?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:02, archived)

Uhmmm

Maybe?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)

Actually

I think Rothko cut his arms at the elbows rather than the wrists.
And he didn't cut them off. That's would be pretty tricky, particularly the second one.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)

The first is easy

Then you have to get creative.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)

A guillotine whose blade is tied to one arm

So that when that arm is removed, the blade falls onto the other, removing that one.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:22, archived)

"Dear Sir"

"Please find enclosed in this package my hands as originally promised"

"I apologise for the slight smearing of the paper, this was unintentional"

"I hope this concludes our arrangement"

"Yours, Billy Limbchop"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:56, archived)

*bleeds*

*secretes*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:57, archived)

ohh, that'll leave a stain

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)

I like how he wrote the letter after he chopped off his hands and smeared the paper.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:03, archived)

Some folk's just attentive that way

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)

Able to understand this?

He's stumped.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:57, archived)

*stretches spanging arm*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)

Well that's his wanking days well and truly fucked.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:03, archived)

I'm sure there's a wanking attachment for "misplaced" limbs.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)

Or they might just get in a work experience yoof.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)

Plan!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)

Think they look a bit like spanners

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)

Spanner-wank

Spank.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:14, archived)

If he takes one of the arm bones out he could leave a "tube" for that very purpose.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)

Hahahaha oh gross :D

But my thoughts exactly, but I thought it too gross to say
You're gross
I thought of a less-gross answer
Your answer is gross

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)

Or he could have his lower ribs removed.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)

I'm thinking about this

Not because I want to commit fellatio* on myself, but more because my ribs are causing me extreme agony for no reason. Sleep is dangerous.

*I'm aware this is probably a joke, but it's very funny anyway :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)

Well there is that.

Every cloud. You could probably get enough grip with the stumps to hold a sheep still.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)

Surely there are easier ways to stop wanking?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)

You'd think so

But no.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)

After my loptophomy I learnt to use my feet.

I type with my left nut.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:16, archived)

Bloody lazy too.

Wont raise a hand for nothing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)

He'll raise a shout at the time though!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOMUw2QOkLE

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:16, archived)

*pop* OI!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:21, archived)

YOU FUCKING BUM, I KILLLLLL YOU.

SON OF BITCH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:25, archived)

sharpest nipples on planet earth.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 3:18, archived)

Mr. Hop-Beeeeeeean!!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:35, archived)

"The Floating Zombie Rabbit Head of Ebashka Meeeb"...inspired by my daughter playing "The Sims: Castaways"....dont ask...

cfb

I thought it was passable for a 15 min effort..

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)

*asks*

I like this. Not sure why, it's rather scary.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)

Well..seeing as you did....

....she was say on the laptop playing the said game and all I could hear was something saying what sounded like "Ebashka, meeeb!" over and over again in a somewhat sinister voice. I asked what it was and she told me it was a toy the toddlers played with in the game and it was a rabbit head.... The above is what unfortunately appeared in my mind.. in a temple...surrounded by hundreds of native islanders prostrating themselves on the floor in worship...

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:38, archived)

A wabid wabbit?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:37, archived)

A wascally one at that..

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:38, archived)

I was going to make a comment about it being "rank"

but that doesn't work well with wubble-woos

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:39, archived)

I won't ask,

sometimes it's best not to know. Very nice floatybunnyzombiefication.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:37, archived)

Sorry...

...someone already did up there ^^^

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:38, archived)

Toddlers playing with rabbit heads!!!

Dear Daily Mail.......

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:40, archived)

Yours,

Fieldmarshal Jonathan Walkenstowe (Retired(Miss))

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:44, archived)

YAY! BUNNEH!

Being immersed in The Sims can do this to you after a while.
Believe me. It can.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:38, archived)

I have no intention of ever finding out... I leave that game to Mrs Mog and the mini-mog....

Good gods that sounds sickeningly cute doesn't it?

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:39, archived)

Yes. Yes it does.

And lully too :) I never intended even looking at Sims 3. Far too addictive for this bunny.
besides still not bored with Sims 1 yet

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:42, archived)

Not a

Mini-Moog then?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:58, archived)

OhnowwhattheshitthisisawesomeIthinkIjustpoopedmyself

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:55, archived)

but what do zombie rabbits eat?

for fifteen minutes that's pretty neat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:11, archived)

Ultimate sink designer?

Work expect me to wash my hands in this... :-/

(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)

pfffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:26, archived)

Haha!

b3ta sink. It has everything!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)

Even worse,

The other day I had to fill and then empty the sink...
Made me feel dirty :-S

(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:29, archived)

Only missing the wedding ring

Brilliant!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:36, archived)

Hahah,

a design classic.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:39, archived)

Haha

that's real?

Ok if that's not real then you've got waaaaay too much time on your hands and you're a superb 'shopper :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:42, archived)

I promise you...

It's real.
You can see my reflection in the taps.
If you really don't believe me I'll take another picture at the end of the week (off work til Friday - not angling for 'extra 'shopping time')

(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:46, archived)

Haha yeah I saw the reflection

and I do believe you.
Sometimes I have to remind myself that not everyone looks at something like that and sees goatse, or even knows what goatse is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:53, archived)

Is that even shopped at all?

That is fantastic if not! All it needs is a ring placed in one of the soap holders (can't remember which one and certainly not going to google to find out) and it's perfect!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:43, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:47, archived)

Hahahaha!

glad someone knew the correct positioning

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:49, archived)

"One ring to rule them all..."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:54, archived)

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:58, archived)

yes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)

HELLO! MY NAME IS INDIGO MONTOYA... YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE.

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arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:36, archived)

Paint the tap magenta

I dare ya ;)

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)

nnneeeeaaaarrrrhhh

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)

Creeeeeeeeepy!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)

I find this

arousing.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)

Phwoarrrrr

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)

NNNNNNNNMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMNNNNNNNN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:40, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 5:52, archived)

Everybody's going green these days

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:10, archived)

"no no no NO!"

(no!)

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)

Ulster says HOP!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:21, archived)

Lol Green.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:24, archived)

*joins in*

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FIEND, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:44, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:52, archived)

Literal LOL

NEAT :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:53, archived)

heheh

Nice

(nicestnihilist saw you do that on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)

*hides*

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FIEND, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)

We've all thought it!

;)

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..wil, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:54, archived)

Hahaha!

Brilliant :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:05, archived)

...

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..wil, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:42, archived)

glorious

simply glorious

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:44, archived)

Really should have saved it for tomorrow morning I know,

but I'm away early tomorrow so I thought fook it...

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..wil, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)

It's better in our hands :)

Ace stuff

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zoldergoose, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:56, archived)

hahahahahah

ahahaha :D amazing

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FIEND, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)

So, you are the one who makes Happy Toast so happy :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:48, archived)

Well it'd cheer me up!

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..wil, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:53, archived)

arf!

lully :)

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spesh., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:49, archived)

lol:D

sad Toast and Happy Toast :D

(herman:D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:53, archived)

What we all REALLY wanted for Valentines day..

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..wil, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:55, archived)

jesus, hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)

haha!

toast loves having its tackle tickled - fact.

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enceladus, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)

Pfffft!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:41, archived)

Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*

Sad toast is happy!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:52, archived)

Brilliant

: D I like this a lot

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--- ---, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)

hahahahahaah

who doesn't like their willy being fiddled with

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 8:10, archived)

Glad u like it bro!

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..wil, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:17, archived)

Goodnight all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)

Very good night

Woo to your post below too :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:03, archived)

g'nite

cheers

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:06, archived)

I'm RISing a bit here

shoes: yes
pants: yes
bra n boobies: yes
upside down cockerel?

edit: I do like it though mr aphex

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spesh., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:04, archived)

it's a crocodile with a moustache

and detailed deely boppers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:05, archived)

yeah

I'm kind of seeing that micto

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spesh., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:06, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)

elephant x dr zoidberg hybrid.

Darwinian evolution in action.

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spesh., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)

Ha ha ha,

Now i have to explain to everyone else in the room what I'm laughing at!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)

mictoboy :D

(herman:D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:26, archived)

Wot no knickers?

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:35, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:43, archived)

technoknickersniffer!

you're on good form tonight Herman :D

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spesh., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:58, archived)

ahhhhahhhhahhhahh

is that his punishment, or just something he likes to do on weekends?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:46, archived)

tickletickletickletickletickle!

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spesh., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:41, archived)

I can't find an entrance!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:21, archived)

It's Dr Zoidberg

with his head thrown back

edit: ta

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:06, archived)

i like that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:04, archived)

Thank you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:05, archived)

Night and Woo!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:05, archived)

night and thanks

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)

Goodnight :D

(herman:D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)

Well positioned !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:08, archived)

sweet

somehow these fetishised clothing vectors are reminding me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYSSOrG9SLg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:49, archived)

yaaay!

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McBadger COW, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:50, archived)

Evening all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)

long time no see ol' chum

how's things?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)

not too bad matey

how's things with yourself?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)

bearing up

under the strain

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)

good lad

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)

Scantily clad !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)

This makes me feel funny in my boy place...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)

the shed?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)

top bunk?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)

Yes.

The top bunk in my shed.

(The bottom bunk is full of old copies of Razzle)

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)

(The bottom bunk is ~~full of~~ old copies of Razzle)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)

HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY SHED?!?!?

GET OUT OF MY SHED!!!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9919246

Second time tonight.

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boris the spider, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)

as long as you don't send me the pants

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)

No worries

These are my magic pants -- I'm keeping them till the day I die

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boris the spider, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)

Woo :D

(herman:D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)

Intercontinantal ballistic cock!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)

Hahahaha!

*click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:02, archived)

Almost nudey lady.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)

Is there?

I hadn't noticed...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)

Tasty!

Nice work.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:55, archived)

She'll

catch her death in this weather.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:05, archived)

Yeth

death doth prefer colder weather

(. Y . ), Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:11, archived)

It doth indeed*

*only for 'flu related diseases. Malaria, Ebola, Dysentry and Umbongo thrive in heat and humidity.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:17, archived)

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