I need to make a spanging gif for moments like this
pity I have no gif skills.
nicely done though!
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nicely done though!
HELLO profile
I noticed you asked how to mess around with your profile a bit.
Well, there's this tool called the b3ta profile messer arounder.
www.b3ta.com/bpma/
That should give you some ideas.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:28,
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Well, there's this tool called the b3ta profile messer arounder.
www.b3ta.com/bpma/
That should give you some ideas.
it seemed like a good idea....
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At 5 am.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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Click for bigger (125 kb)
At 5 am.
Nice !
I hope it's in Black and White, or else it'll be Too Scary !
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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Great film written by Barry Hines
used to teach English at the school I went to in Sheffield - but he got famous and left before I got there.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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I ate one of Ross Noble's sandwiches once
He left it behind in the Pret A Manger, result.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:52,
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Hurrah for very nearly knowing a famous person we should start a forum
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:06,
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I put some of Robin Gibbs' leftover peas in my pocket once.
What on earth was I thinking?
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:17,
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What's 'er game then, eh?
quick one before I go back in the attic
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:01,
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why is their a zoidman at the end of all your posts?
he's scaring me
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:22,
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there isn't always one. He just looks cute and
it is a Sunday morning and the board is quiet and and yes - he is a bit scary.
Do you think that the superhero in history challenge has become sufficiently established for it to evolve into the usual stage for challenges of piss-take?
We've already had captain colourblind but I was thinking of taking it a step further with naff super heroes such as: a fight between spiderman and rolled-up newspaper man; flyman and venus flytrap man.
Maybe the thing that is attractive about batman is the great service from the 1960s, camped-up TV series, illustrating just how naff he is - he's really just an ordinary bloke with special gadgets. ... dustbin man and tin-opener man???
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:32,
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it is a Sunday morning and the board is quiet and and yes - he is a bit scary.
Do you think that the superhero in history challenge has become sufficiently established for it to evolve into the usual stage for challenges of piss-take?
We've already had captain colourblind but I was thinking of taking it a step further with naff super heroes such as: a fight between spiderman and rolled-up newspaper man; flyman and venus flytrap man.
Maybe the thing that is attractive about batman is the great service from the 1960s, camped-up TV series, illustrating just how naff he is - he's really just an ordinary bloke with special gadgets. ... dustbin man and tin-opener man???
Setting-the-clock-on-the-VHS man
accomplishing the impossible, one device at a time
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:50,
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The bigger one is better
and only a snip at 36kB (although this one doesn't blink).
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:51,
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and only a snip at 36kB (although this one doesn't blink).
Having looked at this for a while...
It really goes to show how important the shape of the outline of the face is as well as the eyes, nose, mouth and so on.
Whilst it is from an image of Gordo, it looks more like a young cross, between Tommy Lee Jones and Craig Charles.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:49,
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Whilst it is from an image of Gordo, it looks more like a young cross, between Tommy Lee Jones and Craig Charles.
but not in the jungle
becuase of all the cheatahs....or something.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:54,
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Wacom Bamboo is cheap and cheerful
but any of the Wacom range are good depending on your needs
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:01,
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It probably appreciated the drink
I would work better if someone poured rum and tonic into my mouth ;)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:06,
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I gave it the night off
and proped it up against my cd cabinet. The buttons stopped working which is a blessing but the zoomy wheel thing still works.
I love it to bits for cutting things out.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:09,
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I love it to bits for cutting things out.
Wacoms are great. I've had my Intuos3 for a few years now and it's 10/10.
NOW DRAW A FUCKING TRIANGLE.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:09,
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After that a fucking X and a fucking circle
and he can play PSfucking3 then ;)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:12,
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The most expensive Wacom you can afford.
I've tried two other brands. Wacom are the best, and the more you spend on them the better they are.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:03,
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thanks i probably would have forgotten i even posted this thread if you didnt send me a PM linking to this
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 17:17,
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I didn't get what you meant for a second and assumed you were refering to some kind of fisting.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 5:10,
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Choking bitches is the number one feeling.
When I choke bitches my boner hits the ceiling.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 7:45,
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mrs fiend told me to draw a cat playing the guitar
he tried bless im
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:05,
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he tried bless im
ie:
a) move down the front
b) start throwing a few punches around, cos the cunts deserve it, and hope it starts someting
c) retreat to bar and wait for someone good to come on
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:37,
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b) start throwing a few punches around, cos the cunts deserve it, and hope it starts someting
c) retreat to bar and wait for someone good to come on
True.
A rhino on double bass.
Mice on pipe organ.
A hive of bees on lead guitar.
A peregrine falcon on rhythm guitar.
Gorilla on drums (obviously).
Praying Mantis on synthesiser.
Some Fat Bald Bloke on vocals.
Please, correct me if I'm wrong.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:04,
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Mice on pipe organ.
A hive of bees on lead guitar.
A peregrine falcon on rhythm guitar.
Gorilla on drums (obviously).
Praying Mantis on synthesiser.
Some Fat Bald Bloke on vocals.
Please, correct me if I'm wrong.
such a grand idea, was delighted when i first saw it.
edit: i don't know, percussion guitar play is hit and miss.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:15,
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That's fucking wicked (as in good).
I'm currently listening to a bizarre new jazz CD a former colleague sent me, which is roughly equivalent, but expressed through the medium of the human voice singing scat.
Quite distressing, really.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:13,
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Quite distressing, really.
Some call it a line,
some call it a signature.
Enjoy your breakfast, sir.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:38,
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Enjoy your breakfast, sir.
Hurrah for musical moggys!
Although, shouldn't he be playing a fender catocaster?
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:06,
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Swiftly followed by Meryl Streep in "Neolithic Jazz-Rock".
(commercial success not guaranteed)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:11,
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i don't know about that.
rowan atkinson's 'mesozoic stoic' miniseries was a minor hit.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:14,
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It certainly did better than "Andrew Sachs' Post-Modern Epicurian On A Unicycle".
Which was a bit of an acquired taste.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:17,
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it would have been better if they'd managed to cast precambrian dennehy as the lead.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:21,
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Oh, yes.
I can see the scene now, as he gets beaten up by a frustrated security guard (played by Robin Askwith [ask yr mum]) for lighting up a cig in a supermarket.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:25,
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experts in labcoats have determined that the frustration virus is harboured by the tobacco plant.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:41,
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That'll explain
why my fists are currently balled up so tight they resemble dried peas and have the consistency of titanium.
And yet I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:47,
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And yet I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag.
Dear mofaha,
I think there might be something wrong with your mouse.
All the potentially interesting aspects of this picture appear to have accidentally been covered up by some kind of garment.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:56,
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All the potentially interesting aspects of this picture appear to have accidentally been covered up by some kind of garment.
Having an oscars night tomorrow
This is what ive got so far for the drinking game. Any suggestions?
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:34,
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Apparently Armando Iaunucci (nominated with In The Loop for Best Adapted Screenplay) was sent an instructional DVD, fronted by Tom Hanks, on how to make an Oscar acceptance speech
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:37,
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Here at Aggravated Sexual Assault Club, it's all the same thing.
Want some?
(btw, we never talk about Aggravated Sexual Assault Club)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:35,
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(btw, we never talk about Aggravated Sexual Assault Club)
I think it was shown a couple of years ago, and was rather funny :)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46,
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Listen to the The Stooges instead, and just drink yrself blind without rules.
Go outside.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:38,
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i agree - i hate drinking games. Over-complicated. I'd rather just drink anyway.
I wouldnt listen to the stooges though - the sound of curly, larry and mo whoopwhoopwhooop-ing away is more my bag.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:43,
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I hate it on nights out, mainly because it interupts my drinking...
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:47,
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*readies the frying pan*
Back away slowly. And if you try to jab my eyes, I'll put my hand up in front of my face, thus
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:49,
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Back away slowly. And if you try to jab my eyes, I'll put my hand up in front of my face, thus
My mum accidentally made me (and herself) ache with laughter this evening.
We were chatting, and she meant to say 'flogging a dead horse'.
Instead, she blurted out 'thrashing a dead dog'.
Several seconds of silence.
ME: "Where the fuck did that come from?"
MUM: "I don't know".
Cue prolonged aches of laughter.
(She's a superb painter, not known for words, but this was a good 'un)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46,
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Instead, she blurted out 'thrashing a dead dog'.
Several seconds of silence.
ME: "Where the fuck did that come from?"
MUM: "I don't know".
Cue prolonged aches of laughter.
(She's a superb painter, not known for words, but this was a good 'un)
heh, that could lead to a night of reworking the phrase.
attacking a dead macaque, etc.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:53,
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That's how we'll be spending our Oscars night in this family.
"Assaulting a bewildered stoat", "molesting a frightened vole", etc etc etc
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:58,
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Also have a quip I've made at least a dozen times in the last couple of weeks:
If The Hurt Locker doesn't win Best Picture, I'll blow up my car.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:40,
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I'll be in the office when it's on telly
so I'll gladly go along with all of this.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:41,
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Originaly they were going to be "three fingers"
An abundence of inyourendo!
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46,
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Manifest Destiny Biatches!
Quick and dirty compo, the plight of the native American
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:05,
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Quick and dirty compo, the plight of the native American
well, i'm off to bed, but here, have some pixelly boobs to be going on with
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:07,
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BOOBS
What I've learned today: I can't ski for shit. I'm also extremely tired and heading bedwards.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:18,
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What I've learned today: I can't ski for shit. I'm also extremely tired and heading bedwards.
'night
sleep tight
don't let the fifteen ten-inch spiders hiding beneath your bed bite
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:21,
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don't let the fifteen ten-inch spiders hiding beneath your bed bite
Not me
I fall on my arse if I try.
I prefer slipping all over the pack ice that still covers the streets. I've not fallen once on the streets. Once on some steps down from the metro at one in the morning when they were icy as fuck, yes. Otherwise no.
But skis are suicide.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:30,
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I prefer slipping all over the pack ice that still covers the streets. I've not fallen once on the streets. Once on some steps down from the metro at one in the morning when they were icy as fuck, yes. Otherwise no.
But skis are suicide.
Go and do a ski jump.
Go up that Holmenkommon-or-whatever place and do a ski jump off.
And get someone to put it on youtube as a tribute to you.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:32,
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And get someone to put it on youtube as a tribute to you.
Bah!
Now you're just showing off.
(b3tans who haven't met taters may be interested to know that this picture is a self-portrait, which leaves off the mole and the missing tooth.)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:37,
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(b3tans who haven't met taters may be interested to know that this picture is a self-portrait, which leaves off the mole and the missing tooth.)
speaking of completely unnecessary but nevertheless welcome boobs...
I just watched Terminator Salvation.
not extremely bad.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:37,
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I was a big BSG fan
and I am not sure if I should watch this in case it ruins everything.
ALSO, on the scifi theme,
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:08,
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ALSO, on the scifi theme,
i don't watch anything except judge judy and untalkative bunny.
but i tried to watch caprica and it didn't make sense in the slightest. also, the name just sounds wrong.
then again, bsg makes my teeth ache. what the fuck is a frak?
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:11,
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then again, bsg makes my teeth ache. what the fuck is a frak?
BSG doesn't get amazing till the third season
Which is sad because you have to sit through the rest to reach the awesome places.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:14,
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yeah, i have no patience for that.
friends tried to get me hooked, but telling me i had to watch 9 dvds to get to the good stuff translates to me ignoring it.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:16,
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yeah, i get that.
i know censors sadly have control, but good writers can find good solutions to problems. 'frak' is not a good solution.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:42,
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caprica is excellent
I can highly recommend it - it is just as good as BSG - I have just watched episode 6 and it just seems to get better every week.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:18,
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Yes!
helps if you watch the Pilot episode first - it (slowly) rebuilds after that to be a very good series.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:39,
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Big BSG fan also.
And I'm loving Caprica. Give it a go, I'd say. It's faithful to the universe without seeming to be some sort of BSG cash-in. Remember, episode 1 is exactly the same as the pilot from last year except with the boobies edited out, so go with last year's.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:20,
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Nothing to sneeze at . . . although it does make my nose twitch !
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:08,
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
james cameron sure killed that tagline in the sequel. all we heard was that little snotnose brat screeching.
thank fuck she had an egg laid in her.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:58,
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thank fuck she had an egg laid in her.
ah, i should have run a search,
i stopped keeping up with anime after ghost in the shell.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:38,
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haha
i just realised it could easily be changed to say Vagina :D
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:26,
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I don't know most of the gayshifters
I'm usually morning/evening shifts (if they have special names)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:11,
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You have improved a lot in the last year or so :)
This is really good but he has stupid facial hair and should take a long hard look at himself in the mirror.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:15,
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I'm thinkin' all facial hair is stupid
unless it's a non-ironic Hitler mustache.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:21,
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My mum thinks my "couldn't be bothered to shave for a couple of days" smattering of hair is cool :(
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:22,
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Hahahaha
Well hey at least you can grow it. my friend Brian is 17, never shaves, doesn't have to. I only know one guy who can grow facial hair in my social circle.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:26,
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Maybe they should,
it would quieten the dreadful clanking of their tin knees.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:40,
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nice!
but tell him not to grow a beard until he can do it properly
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:15,
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nicely.
this is the guy from my dismal haircutjuniorbeard, right?
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:29,
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Hahaha
Yeah, but yknow they just shortened their name. It's just Juniorbeard now... :)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:31,
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ooh, arty.
looks like dawn french from one of the movie parodies on f&s.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:39,
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I'm trying to find a cartoon princess, and google image search is full of Jasmine-off-Aladdin engaged in sexual acts with other characters off Aladdin.
The internet is depressing.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:57,
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try : 'google : "cartoon princess BUT NOT PORN, OKAY INTERNETS?"
It's like a special keyword and stuff.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:01,
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or just turn safesearch onto strict mode
but that would be boring, I guess
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:03,
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It would be very boring. And potentially dangerous. Don't try it.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:08,
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The following words are common and have been removed from your search: BUT, NOT.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:07,
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Google doesnt even respect the boolean operators :/
I miss altavista.digital.com
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:24,
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alta vista still exists
or at least AN altavista still exists
uk.altavista.com/
Also, cheeky TJ but how do I format my profile page? Is there a guide somewhere? I can use CSS etc but I don't know how to specify formatting for parts of the page etc
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:28,
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uk.altavista.com/
Also, cheeky TJ but how do I format my profile page? Is there a guide somewhere? I can use CSS etc but I don't know how to specify formatting for parts of the page etc
Another absolute stunner, Mof.
Bjork dressed as Captain Birdseye. Pass the Kleenex.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:43,
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nice job, even though i have no idea who the superhero is.
then again, i have no idea who most of the superheroes are other than fuckman and rapeman and pigfucker the clown.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:22,
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You can go with her if you want
but she might be a bit skeletal by now.
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:32,
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this just makes me think of victoria beckham
and also makes me think that 2 out of 3 IS bad :(
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Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:59,
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Well obviously,
and that bloke who drowned to death on the porn awards commemorations...
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