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(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# yeeesh :D
I'm guessing he's a CAD and all
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I need to make a spanging gif for moments like this
pity I have no gif skills.

nicely done though!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# use the power of descriptive imagination
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# HELLO profile
I noticed you asked how to mess around with your profile a bit.

Well, there's this tool called the b3ta profile messer arounder.

www.b3ta.com/bpma/

That should give you some ideas.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ah ha! ta very much!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hee hee
silly roo
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha!
just the thing for a Sunday hangover!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# surely they would box
queensbury skills

love it *enclicks*
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently some toff made him angry...
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# HULK TRAFFIC WARDEN
NO PARKING!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Ils ne l'ont pas aimé quand il était fâché.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Nich macht mich verärgert.

(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I watched that last night
Twas very good.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 19:01, archived)
# top shop :D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Gah! The train was late once too often..
Nice 'shop
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# it seemed like a good idea....
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Nice !
I hope it's in Black and White, or else it'll be Too Scary !
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# That film f***ed me up for a month.
*fears*
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# ^this
along with "The Day After"
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Great film written by Barry Hines
used to teach English at the school I went to in Sheffield - but he got famous and left before I got there.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I ate one of Ross Noble's sandwiches once
He left it behind in the Pret A Manger, result.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Hurrah for very nearly knowing a famous person we should start a forum
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I put some of Robin Gibbs' leftover peas in my pocket once.
What on earth was I thinking?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I'll regret this, but...
Wednesday or United?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Looters untie!
super shop
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# *shivers at the thought*
I like.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# What's 'er game then, eh?
quick one before I go back in the attic
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# she's enjoying a prick up the arse
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# sorry I had to do it
woo and yay for the pic by the way!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I was waiting for that one
ta for the woo and yay
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# The pricks are on the outside!
:D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# she's lying...
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# bitch
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Why, the little flibbertigibbet, I oughta........
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# ONE O' THESE DAYS...
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Double whammy!
one

two
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# LOL!!!!!!!!!!11111
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Boora Boora Peela
          

(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# why is their a zoidman at the end of all your posts?
he's scaring me
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# there isn't always one. He just looks cute and

it is a Sunday morning and the board is quiet and and yes - he is a bit scary.

Do you think that the superhero in history challenge has become sufficiently established for it to evolve into the usual stage for challenges of piss-take?

We've already had captain colourblind but I was thinking of taking it a step further with naff super heroes such as: a fight between spiderman and rolled-up newspaper man; flyman and venus flytrap man.

Maybe the thing that is attractive about batman is the great service from the 1960s, camped-up TV series, illustrating just how naff he is - he's really just an ordinary bloke with special gadgets. ... dustbin man and tin-opener man???
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Setting-the-clock-on-the-VHS man
accomplishing the impossible, one device at a time
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Go for it >;->
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# You think he's scary? I think he's AWESOME
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# The bigger one is better

and only a snip at 36kB (although this one doesn't blink).
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I'm gonna pop this on my profile :D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Having looked at this for a while...
It really goes to show how important the shape of the outline of the face is as well as the eyes, nose, mouth and so on.

Whilst it is from an image of Gordo, it looks more like a young cross, between Tommy Lee Jones and Craig Charles.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
#


whats a good tablet to buy
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Paracetamol are good for those lesser pains.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)
# gah!
and three minutes earlier too, i should have refreshed
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# but not in the jungle
becuase of all the cheatahs....or something.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# paracetemol ahahaha
i have no idea
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I made this for pedro but i think you need it more
gjm
aaaaah2
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# just for shits and giggles :D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Hazaa!!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Wacom Bamboo is cheap and cheerful
but any of the Wacom range are good depending on your needs
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I poured run and tonic on mine and it still works
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# It probably appreciated the drink
I would work better if someone poured rum and tonic into my mouth ;)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I gave it the night off
and proped it up against my cd cabinet. The buttons stopped working which is a blessing but the zoomy wheel thing still works.
I love it to bits for cutting things out.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Go on Microwave you know you want one of these
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Wacoms are great. I've had my Intuos3 for a few years now and it's 10/10.
NOW DRAW A FUCKING TRIANGLE.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# After that a fucking X and a fucking circle
and he can play PSfucking3 then ;)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# The most expensive Wacom you can afford.
I've tried two other brands. Wacom are the best, and the more you spend on them the better they are.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
#
thanks i probably would have forgotten i even posted this thread if you didnt send me a PM linking to this
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# quick and dirty
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 4:08, archived)
#
*gives her a big hand*

*to go with the other one*
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 4:15, archived)
# That's a very deep shag.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 4:16, archived)
# it's a pool of blood.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 4:17, archived)
# That's a very deep pile of shag blood.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 4:23, archived)
# I didn't get what you meant for a second and assumed you were refering to some kind of fisting.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 5:10, archived)
# ho ho
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 8:29, archived)
# :-D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:26, archived)
# for sale: one gold ring.
size: 308.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Massive sweaty hand :(
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 5:03, archived)
# and no elbow
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 6:41, archived)
# She's got those hands to do those crands
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 7:33, archived)
# Choking bitches is the number one feeling.
When I choke bitches my boner hits the ceiling.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 7:45, archived)
# woo yay
hoopla
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:20, archived)
# mrs fiend told me to draw a cat playing the guitar

he tried bless im
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:05, archived)
# fluffcore > emo.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Landfill indie moshcore
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:32, archived)
# ie:
a) move down the front
b) start throwing a few punches around, cos the cunts deserve it, and hope it starts someting
c) retreat to bar and wait for someone good to come on
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# albacore filmscore earth'score.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# Cor
I really like that a lot :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:31, archived)
# corcore.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:38, archived)
# cheers :D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:38, archived)
# :3!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:44, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Fake. Cats play fiddles, not guitars.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Cats do exactly as they please.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:57, archived)
# True.
A rhino on double bass.
Mice on pipe organ.
A hive of bees on lead guitar.
A peregrine falcon on rhythm guitar.
Gorilla on drums (obviously).
Praying Mantis on synthesiser.
Some Fat Bald Bloke on vocals.

Please, correct me if I'm wrong.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:04, archived)
# correction:
bees are on obe, finches are on guitar.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I love that vid :)
The little guy with the stick is the best.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:12, archived)
# such a grand idea, was delighted when i first saw it.
edit: i don't know, percussion guitar play is hit and miss.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:15, archived)
# arf
*slams out an approximate A minor*
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:21, archived)
# That's fucking wicked (as in good).
I'm currently listening to a bizarre new jazz CD a former colleague sent me, which is roughly equivalent, but expressed through the medium of the human voice singing scat.

Quite distressing, really.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:13, archived)
# eh, experiments can be great and awful all at once.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)
# NO.
A LINE MUST BE DRAWN SOMEWHERE
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)
# preferably in the butter.
with urine.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Some call it a line,
some call it a signature.

Enjoy your breakfast, sir.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)
# urinebutter buttbagel smorgasbord.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:56, archived)
# Hurrah for musical moggys!
Although, shouldn't he be playing a fender catocaster?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)
# YEAH! Or something.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
AMAAZING *CLICK*
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:04, archived)
#










(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:04, archived)
# that's all very nice, but does it tile?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# poo, this makes my computer slow the fuck down
:(
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Uh oh...
Computer defeated by a gif? Jeebus.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:48, archived)
# shut the fuck up newbie
KNOW YOUR ROLE , CUNT



Just for you
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:56, archived)
# Fanks mayn.
Edit: Top right is my fave.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Easy to like.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:07, archived)
# coming soon: sam neill in 'jurassic disco'.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Swiftly followed by Meryl Streep in "Neolithic Jazz-Rock".
(commercial success not guaranteed)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# i don't know about that.
rowan atkinson's 'mesozoic stoic' miniseries was a minor hit.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# It certainly did better than "Andrew Sachs' Post-Modern Epicurian On A Unicycle".
Which was a bit of an acquired taste.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
# it would have been better if they'd managed to cast precambrian dennehy as the lead.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Oh, yes.
I can see the scene now, as he gets beaten up by a frustrated security guard (played by Robin Askwith [ask yr mum]) for lighting up a cig in a supermarket.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:25, archived)
# experts in labcoats have determined that the frustration virus is harboured by the tobacco plant.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# That'll explain
why my fists are currently balled up so tight they resemble dried peas and have the consistency of titanium.
And yet I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# goodness cretaceous, great balls of fist.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:58, archived)
# :D
this is AWESOME
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:32, archived)
# YAY
That cheered me up :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Dear mofaha,
I think there might be something wrong with your mouse.
All the potentially interesting aspects of this picture appear to have accidentally been covered up by some kind of garment.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:56, archived)
# mictoboy will be along to remove them later :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Phew!
You had me worried for, er, 37 minutes there.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:39, archived)
# she has a rather large erection.
nice.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)
# CHICKWANG
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# DUX WITH DIX.
CLOACAPERIL.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:11, archived)
# !!!!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)
# haha, roominge.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Cor, that's pretty.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Hahaha FAIL
neither flippant nor puerile.
But thanks :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# crotch shark!
beware
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:03, archived)
# FISHDICK
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:04, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
KNIIIIIFE DIIIIIIICK
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# you know the score, mofaha.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)
# *plays the theme from jaws*
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:04, archived)
# she's got quite the erection!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# She was fine until you arrived.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Heavens
That's one triangular baby!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Having an oscars night tomorrow
This is what ive got so far for the drinking game. Any suggestions?

(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# I'd be pissed before the first break
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Apparently Armando Iaunucci (nominated with In The Loop for Best Adapted Screenplay) was sent an instructional DVD, fronted by Tom Hanks, on how to make an Oscar acceptance speech
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Best responded to with a hurricane of piss.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:38, archived)
# a most amusing mental image
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)
# As are 99% of yours, sir.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:47, archived)
# mine are eroddick, not mental
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Here at Aggravated Sexual Assault Club, it's all the same thing.
Want some?

(btw, we never talk about Aggravated Sexual Assault Club)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# fucking hell.
someone shoot tom hanks in the head.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:45, archived)
# I think it was shown a couple of years ago, and was rather funny :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# prolly better than all the other tom hanks films.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Listen to the The Stooges instead, and just drink yrself blind without rules.
Go outside.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:38, archived)
# i agree - i hate drinking games. Over-complicated. I'd rather just drink anyway.
I wouldnt listen to the stooges though - the sound of curly, larry and mo whoopwhoopwhooop-ing away is more my bag.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:43, archived)
# I hate it on nights out, mainly because it interupts my drinking...
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:47, archived)
# "This a theme pub."
"Oh. Is it? What's the theme?"

"Drinking."
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:02, archived)
#
*readies the frying pan*

Back away slowly. And if you try to jab my eyes, I'll put my hand up in front of my face, thus
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:49, archived)
# wise guy eh...?
NYUK NYUK NYUK
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:51, archived)
# IT'S 1969
BABY
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
#
*prepares the scuzzy druges*
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# suggestion: don't watch the show or any of the films nominated.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:39, archived)
# My mum accidentally made me (and herself) ache with laughter this evening.
We were chatting, and she meant to say 'flogging a dead horse'.

Instead, she blurted out 'thrashing a dead dog'.

Several seconds of silence.

ME: "Where the fuck did that come from?"

MUM: "I don't know".

Cue prolonged aches of laughter.

(She's a superb painter, not known for words, but this was a good 'un)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# heh, that could lead to a night of reworking the phrase.
attacking a dead macaque, etc.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:53, archived)
# That's how we'll be spending our Oscars night in this family.
"Assaulting a bewildered stoat", "molesting a frightened vole", etc etc etc
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:58, archived)
# i'm going to consult a revered walrus on this matter.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# That'll cost you a fortune!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# i've been hoarding dead fish.
in my underpants.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Well, that explains everything.
Cos there've been murmurs.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# damned half-dead murmuring fish....
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)
# ...is the most poetic epitaph ever (de)composed.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Also have a quip I've made at least a dozen times in the last couple of weeks:
If The Hurt Locker doesn't win Best Picture, I'll blow up my car.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Nifty quip.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:53, archived)
# I'll be in the office when it's on telly
so I'll gladly go along with all of this.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Digital insertion.
Heheheheh.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Originaly they were going to be "three fingers"
An abundence of inyourendo!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Manifest Destiny Biatches!


Quick and dirty compo, the plight of the native American
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:05, archived)
# I shall save this and you will pay if I die
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Lensflare
go WTF???
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Just adding a bit of class?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# well, i'm off to bed, but here, have some pixelly boobs to be going on with
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)
# *zip*
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# MAGENTA TORSO MOUSTACHE.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# is that a cock poking up at the bottom?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)
# no
it's a very badly drawn belly button
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Oh goody . . . some things to play with !
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahahaha
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# hahha!
jiggle those jubblies!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# well played!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# BOOBS


What I've learned today: I can't ski for shit. I'm also extremely tired and heading bedwards.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# me too
g'night!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# 'night
sleep tight
don't let the fifteen ten-inch spiders hiding beneath your bed bite
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# I thought you had to ski everywhere up there.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Not me
I fall on my arse if I try.

I prefer slipping all over the pack ice that still covers the streets. I've not fallen once on the streets. Once on some steps down from the metro at one in the morning when they were icy as fuck, yes. Otherwise no.

But skis are suicide.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Go and do a ski jump.
Go up that Holmenkommon-or-whatever place and do a ski jump off.

And get someone to put it on youtube as a tribute to you.

(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:32, archived)
#
I bin up there - its mental.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# BHOOBES

(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# OH
Gosh.
Like.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)
# sparkly!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:28, archived)
# from the ill fated 'sparkly bikini' meme of yore.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Bah!
Now you're just showing off.

(b3tans who haven't met taters may be interested to know that this picture is a self-portrait, which leaves off the mole and the missing tooth.)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# and the hairy chest
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:45, archived)
# oh, and the hairy chest.
And the lisp.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:50, archived)
# speaking of completely unnecessary but nevertheless welcome boobs...
I just watched Terminator Salvation.

not extremely bad.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# replace 'not'
with 'extremely'
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:54, archived)
# tastes great on eggs.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I was a big BSG fan
and I am not sure if I should watch this in case it ruins everything.

ALSO, on the scifi theme,
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# i don't watch anything except judge judy and untalkative bunny.
but i tried to watch caprica and it didn't make sense in the slightest. also, the name just sounds wrong.

then again, bsg makes my teeth ache. what the fuck is a frak?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# BSG doesn't get amazing till the third season
Which is sad because you have to sit through the rest to reach the awesome places.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# yeah, i have no patience for that.
friends tried to get me hooked, but telling me i had to watch 9 dvds to get to the good stuff translates to me ignoring it.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# frak = fuck
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# yeah, i get that.
i know censors sadly have control, but good writers can find good solutions to problems. 'frak' is not a good solution.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)
# caprica is excellent
I can highly recommend it - it is just as good as BSG - I have just watched episode 6 and it just seems to get better every week.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# ^this
very much so
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Yes!
helps if you watch the Pilot episode first - it (slowly) rebuilds after that to be a very good series.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Big BSG fan also.
And I'm loving Caprica. Give it a go, I'd say. It's faithful to the universe without seeming to be some sort of BSG cash-in. Remember, episode 1 is exactly the same as the pilot from last year except with the boobies edited out, so go with last year's.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Nothing to sneeze at . . . although it does make my nose twitch !
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# we just issued a snow mould alert.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Ris?
Dune, Firefly, Bagpuss?

All of the above?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# battlestar galactica extender called
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:13, archived)
# I expected this to be made eventually
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)
# i am inevitable, eventually.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:36, archived)
# In spice, no one can hear you scream.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
james cameron sure killed that tagline in the sequel. all we heard was that little snotnose brat screeching.

thank fuck she had an egg laid in her.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:58, archived)
# akshully, the Japanese anime film Paprika is pretty trippy
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)
# ah, i should have run a search,
i stopped keeping up with anime after ghost in the shell.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:38, archived)
# for one of my favourite boarders
MR VALIN :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# zazt\r2
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
#


hi shada
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# :D
hi there!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# GJM... oh.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# *drools*
HAI FWIEND!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Vagine?
I'm incorrigible
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
# haha
i just realised it could easily be changed to say Vagina :D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# you have big chram
is naice*

big chram not actually naice for me
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Gagir?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# aaggghhh
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# zyjwn?
he's half polish, half welsh, right?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# nnn nn
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# that makes me think of your 'done a sicks in the bath' pic
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Shw mae
yakshemash!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# lhkcjsdjkv jivjsx ktdfxhls.
/hdjh kdqlkza jqhnh
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
#
Could it be Gawain or is that to forward of me
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Wow /board is slow tonight
anyone there?!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
#

(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I don't know most of the gayshifters
I'm usually morning/evening shifts (if they have special names)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# it's saturday, the most irregular day for posting of the week.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# sad eyed puppy
needs to know these things!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# /waves
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# That is a keeper . . . Thank Fiend !
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Rough doodles
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Nice colours. Or colors.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Hahaha
thanks :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Came out really nice.
The eyes make it very striking.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# :)
thank you
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# You have improved a lot in the last year or so :)
This is really good but he has stupid facial hair and should take a long hard look at himself in the mirror.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I'm thinkin' all facial hair is stupid
unless it's a non-ironic Hitler mustache.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# My mum thinks my "couldn't be bothered to shave for a couple of days" smattering of hair is cool :(
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Well hey at least you can grow it. my friend Brian is 17, never shaves, doesn't have to. I only know one guy who can grow facial hair in my social circle.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Jeans too tight, maybe.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Metal kids don't seem to wear skinny jeans.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Maybe they should,
it would quieten the dreadful clanking of their tin knees.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# if your mum likes it, it's not cool
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# you shut that mouth.
you shut it!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Oops!
Sorry posty :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# heh.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# nice!
but tell him not to grow a beard until he can do it properly
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# nicely.
this is the guy from my dismal haircutjuniorbeard, right?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah, but yknow they just shortened their name. It's just Juniorbeard now... :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# sellouts.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Hahaha
MJB FTW
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# you're the phil spector of the bad emo band scene.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# french hat is a hat that is french
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# nice :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# ooh, arty.
looks like dawn french from one of the movie parodies on f&s.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Very nice
Reminds me of Bjork somehow
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# E
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# No Bjork, we don't want any. GO AWAY.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Be nice to Bjork.
Poor Bjork.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# No. Insane little woman.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I'm trying to find a cartoon princess, and google image search is full of Jasmine-off-Aladdin engaged in sexual acts with other characters off Aladdin.
The internet is depressing.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# try : 'google : "cartoon princess BUT NOT PORN, OKAY INTERNETS?"
It's like a special keyword and stuff.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)
# or just turn safesearch onto strict mode
but that would be boring, I guess
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# It would be very boring. And potentially dangerous. Don't try it.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# The following words are common and have been removed from your search: BUT, NOT.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Hmmm. They must have changed the codes.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Google doesnt even respect the boolean operators :/
I miss altavista.digital.com
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# alta vista still exists
or at least AN altavista still exists
uk.altavista.com/

Also, cheeky TJ but how do I format my profile page? Is there a guide somewhere? I can use CSS etc but I don't know how to specify formatting for parts of the page etc
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Another absolute stunner, Mof.
Bjork dressed as Captain Birdseye. Pass the Kleenex.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# you want to dabble in her fisherman's pie
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
# That's wrong on so many levels.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# sexy levels?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# He might get fish fingers.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# i doubt it'd be the first time
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I really like your stuff Mr Mofaha
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# :D another piece of excellence
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
#
aha nice
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# i had to check the source.
and since it's a star wars thing, i offer you this and this.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# in reply
I offer you this
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# *return volley*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# also:
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# YES :D
I love each and every one of these.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought I'd stick me oar in...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# this is rather nice
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# nice job, even though i have no idea who the superhero is.
then again, i have no idea who most of the superheroes are other than fuckman and rapeman and pigfucker the clown.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Looks like Robin
from the classic "Batman and Robin" (1997).
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
# i was going to go with
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# You can go with her if you want
but she might be a bit skeletal by now.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# you can never be too rich or too thin.
or too dead.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# this just makes me think of victoria beckham
and also makes me think that 2 out of 3 IS bad :(
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Well obviously,
and that bloke who drowned to death on the porn awards commemorations...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# haha, what?!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Stinkhouse:
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# mmm, stinkhouse.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Quite!
;)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# who?
Oh you mean Kristian Digby?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to get it out of my head
Photobucket
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# james?
james.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Is that
Dazzler?
still need a RIS though
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
#
a ris?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# An explanation
For the dull-headed bunnies of b3ta :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)

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