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# ...and more....

: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# What's up with the end of his cock?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# it's all f**ked up
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
#
That's why she looks so worried.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# cats have barbs on the ends of their bits
our fair tit's may have a cartoony style, but it's still anatomically correct dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I bow to your superior knowledge
of cat's cocks....

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# not just cats either....
it's one of the reasons foxes make such horrific noises when they shag (like screaming babies) their barbed cocks 'lock' into the vixens clamp like vagina, and they are stuck together.

theres a very amusing lilly savage routine about getting his finger stuck up his cats minge while she was on heat.....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# b3ta
your one stop shop for the facts on cock.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# If this is not the next newsletter tagline I will be very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I knew the foxes one..
But not the Lilly Savage bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Apparently
if your cat is all wound up on heat..you are supposed to stick a pencil in its bits to relieve the frustration. No barbs. But that's vets advice..
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# so true.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# LOL
Why is there a cat in on the fire? Is this some new sex game?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# no reason, i just wanted to add her in.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# this is a great series
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# tits, you're a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# i think this is my fave thus far
mind if i borrow the thread? shouldn't really be putting unfinished stuff in a new one...

my working method, since no one asked.
(yes, i shall be fixing the back to front hand i took ages drawing like an utter idiot in the final picture)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# i may have to give an actual opinion of this
as you've drawn only an average-sized cock on him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
#
i do make life difficult sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# :)
it's looking very good so far
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
#
That makes it look like he's having a bit of a fit or stressing out over something. I look forward to seeing it when finished, your stuff's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# ta
not sure where exactly it's going yet. started off as another headless man sitting down, but i couldn't get the legs right so i lopped those off instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# da Vinciesque !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# hahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Such a funny tail . . . or is it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Every reply I make to your anims makes me sound like I love you in a gay way.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Gay!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I'm not! I like girls... oh okay then.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Hey, maybe Faceburger's a girl.
Are you a girl, Faceburger?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I assumed she was.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Lies!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Yeah, okay sweetheart.
Now run along and get me a coffee, two sugars, there's a good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 6:44, archived)
# Oh yes, me likey
nice one tits
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# we should never try to deny the beef
.....the animal within us...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I may call a meating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# silver bullets or fire
that's the only way to get rid of the damn things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Way to go Hoof Rendell !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Even snow white does washing.
Not finished yet, I think I'm gonna switch the pants for a rope with someone hanging from the end.

Maybe I'll just stick some geraniums in though instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# has she pooed slightly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Pooing.
Caught in the act.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)
# that's why she's so happy
she was constipated for days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I hope that she's not allergic to geraniums . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Very nice!
I think her pants would look lovely as just rope with someone hanging from the end.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Thanks!
I like to mix sweet and sour. Though I do really like the innocence of this so may not spoil it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Me too.
It's got kind of a 1950s, Wakes Week vibe to it. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# I love all the old 50's stuff.
Peter Driben is my favourite from that era, he did a bunch of the old Titter, Wink!, and other mags.

Edited for stupid typo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Ta Jim! I'll check that out.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Try this.
www.thepinupfiles.com/driben.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# That's excellent. I had a bit of a Google image surf myself.
I've got a proper urge to buy a print now.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# ebay
You can quite often pick up original front covers there if you don't want anything too large. I have a bundle framed individually on a wall. Repros cost about £1, but often miss bits off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# I'll give it a go, nonetheless.
Hey, cheers mucka!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
looks exciting

(acidgiant, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# I was very tempted to buy a dragon fruit at the Asian supermarket in Glasgow.
But realised I had no understanding of what the hell to do with one. I'd probably end up just nudging it with my finger for 2 weeks until it went off.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# it is some sort of bomb?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Ha!
An improvised exploding fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Just cut it in pieces,
but dont eat the skin! Its delicious!
Edit: Two boys one dragonfruit www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMPhZykw0oQ
(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# why cant i eat the skin if its delicious?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# my skin is delicious
but you're not eating that, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# he could just lick it?
i mean, that's not eating it, is it? to eat your skin, he'd have to flay you, masticate and digest it.

bringing us neatly back to poop.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# licking i can live with
the skin, that is, not the poop.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Ta!
Do I eat the pieces or is the cutting the real prize?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Is this a don't eat the skin
in the same way that most people don't seem to eat the skin of Kiwi fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# What? You can eat the kiwi skin?
That's sick!
(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# No!
It's lush! Give it a rub on your jeans first to get the fluff off, but then munch away. Adds a nice acidity/tartness to it. I have converted many, try it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Later, in homes throughout the world:
"Why are you rubbing that kiwi on your jeans, dear?"
"Because some bloke on the internet says you can eat the skin!"
"..."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Lol
But, but, but!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# That was very helpful. Don't mind those pedantic twits up there^
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Too late
I've already minded
(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# the thought of you nudging a dragon fruit makes me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# It'd probably be accompanied by me shouting, "Do something!"
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)
# yes
yell at the fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# It's the only language fruits know.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# not even welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Only Patagonian fruitses
There is some truth in that.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# there's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# you've learnt our secret!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# mwahahahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# its why
you need training... it all starts with a nudge... then a poke..
(acidgiant, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# i may need to cut my nails
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Which Asian supermarket?
The people in Chinatown are very nice and would have told you what to do with a dragonfruit if you'd asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# I went to the SeeWoo.
I haven't been to Matthew's Foods yet. I agree tho, they were very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Was in my head
Spakker window

and now it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# i probably shouldn't be laughing at this
anywhere near as much as i am
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# . . . and keep the drool for yourself !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Ooooh, you're going to special Hell.
And so am I, for laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Toyota Test Car
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# your bomb-defusing technique is impressive
you got the job!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Better safe than . . . hummmn . . . perhaps a bank vault will be next !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# need a driver?
*revved up*....CLYDE!!!!!of course
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Have gloves . . . will travel ?
I'm on Clyde's side !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# is that a police car?
let it burn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Good idea . . . breakout the marshmallows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Testing times indeed!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# These are the times that try mens pre obsolescence . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I agree obsoletely
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Im pretty sure..
This is something much better in 3D.. hehe

(acidgiant, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# i liked him
until my cousin forced me to listen to november rain about 28 fucking times.
also, am i the only one who thinks this film will suck?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# I think that you think correctly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# the original is one of my favourites
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# A classic . . . I saw it just the other night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# i've got it on video
i really need to get the dvd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# It's not really a good film
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# But..
doing loads of drugs and loud music surely rubbish in 2d hehe..
(acidgiant, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# drugs & loud (Ethiopian)music
I'll vote for that:).............just downloaded some top tunes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Just been to watch it today in 3D
the 3D doesn't add anything to the film and the film wasn't all that gripping anyway.

The original is still far better.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Below gave me an idea...
(acidgiant, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# needs more giant tatties
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# *eats roots*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# *shoots*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# *Leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# *leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Leafs
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I know this should be in links but this seems appropriate:
Weekend At Bérnhárds
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# not "dead on arrival"
"dead on departure" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# That stinks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Wasn't popular in Australia...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# *rosebuds*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# *warts*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I drew a T-Rex on a skateboard.... firing lasers out of his eyes..... at a shark..... which is flying using rockets...... while a Narwhal watches.
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(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Looks familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I posted the line art a few months ago, I've only just gotten around to scanning it at a decent resolution and colouring it
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# The T-Rex is listening to Take That,
and zaps the shark for listening to Savage Garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# It only takes a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
#
They recording their new album down the road from me, with Robbie apparently.
Nope, I wasn't very interested either
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Meh
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# The Narwhal's listening to Joy Division.
Which is quite unusual for a Narwhal. They normally stick to Depeche Mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# This one does an awesome Karaoke version of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" too, strange
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Yay! Gratuitous Meat Loaf mention deserves a repost!
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I hope he paid for that fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Something about roses in the pale moonlight
or dancing or something. I've forgotten the lyrics.

If I die now, my last post will have been really shit. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# damn narwhals!
you know it was his fault, spreading lies about the shark!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# They're the Unicorns of the sea. Never trust a unicorn, damn tricksy fellows
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# although they did invent the shish kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# it's why the
whales came.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# i had no idea whales were so kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# They have a mouth so large they can deep throat a submarine (which is long and hard and full of seamen)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# that's just showing off
then again, sperms are probably the same size as some types of plankton
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# They sometimes get stuck in their teeth
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# they need a baleen brush
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# HA HA HA
YEAH ROCKET SHARK TAKE THAT!

I don't want to nit pic BUT - That T-Rex totally need some shorts on or I'll see his wiener.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# only because you're really looking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Dinophillia!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# well, t-rex needs someone to give him a wank
he can't reach it himself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Does he pay well?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# not really, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# This is why they became extinct.
Melancholy. He couldn't wash it, and the hand jobs dried up, leading to wistful thinking on cliff edges in the Jurassic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# they could have tried
jamming it between the plates on a stegosaurus' back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# They would have
but I was there, doing it caveman style.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# you use your powers to give executive relief to dinosaurs?
i can't imagine why superman never thought to do that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Yeah
Superman was stoopit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# it doesn't matter now
he's just as dead as the dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# It's ok, he lost it in an accident during the war. That's why he took to crime fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# It's ok, he lost it?!
Since when is losing your penis 'ok'?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# It gave him new resolve and stopped scaring concerned B3ta posters
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Kzzzzzzzzzzzzzzapooooooooow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# and backgrounds....! Ta! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# My reasoning was "why not" :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# now this is awesome.
more of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Done and done
thank you for my lovely new background :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Tom Hanks stars in "the Green Mule"
(CosmopolitanMan, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Kermit was a green mule in his cocaine smuggling days
.. i guess fitting a fist up yer arse has its advantages
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# the debigulator, it's not working!
edit: cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# He also has the choice of an ensmallerator
Tsk, lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
#
Hadn't posted for a while, lads. Forgot to shrink. So I just changed the code to detumescify this beast.
(CosmopolitanMan, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Detumescification FTW!
Is it taking others an age to reply to a post?
This site is refreshing at a snails pace for me.

Edit: I cannot read the text on your post now it's been ensmallified.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# gimme your hooves, boss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# it's a miracle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Lime Mule
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] "right turn Clyde" :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Two monkeys in a car!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# :D
beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# one of them says to the other
"how do you drive this thing?"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAh-
wait, I don't get it. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Get smashed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Let him have it Clyde . . . until nothiing is left !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Just spotted this on BBC News - thought I'd have a go at "subtle"


Click for bigger (165 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# That's a step up
from the 9600 baud modems.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# So they're using Amigas then?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Another....just a few more to go : D

Dirty cat
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha:DD
Hahahaha
(herman:D, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# hahah :D, Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine
Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# You're too good.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Make his a double !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Best so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Arf
:D!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# I fucking love these
one of the best things on b3ta imo. *hard clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# hahahaha
this would have made the film so much better
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Ha ha
...goes off to pour a glass of limoncello...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Tidy
I made my first batch the other month ..... It's glorious!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# The abridged versin of The Shining in a Tits stylee is what I am hoping for
because these are absolutely wicked!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# I'm making a new trailer
A filthy version, a few more left: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Woo hoo
I wonder, at the end of the film... the boy in the snowy maze. Will that scene feature?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Oh yes
I have evil plans
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# *Rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# yellow snow :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Awesome. I love this sinister cat's recent outings
Does he have a name?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# That's BRILL!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha
That's brilliant

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha......brilliance!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I love you and your terrifying cat.
Keep 'em coming :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Top cat
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Bad kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhh fucking hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# I hate Elections
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Did the digital britain bill get passed then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Good as.
3rd reading tomorrow, then inevitable vote of doom.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# I hate the government.
Also: You may want to optimize your image a little ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# well put
"Vote Tory Vote for, cum your lemon, stuff" amiright?
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# I will tax his fat face
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Then why the hell take the time to make and post a picture like this?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Time?
www.b3ta.com/links/454004
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# well, effort then

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# erm what
is this an insult?

www.google.co.uk/search?aq=1&oq=photoshop&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=photoshop+tutorials
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Ha, u all hate me now
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I rove elections
Rovery radies give me elections.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Worth every penny...

(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# May contain sheep dip *
* delousing
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Swanomyte Footgoose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Avian gyration.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Funky......swan!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Sweet and totally awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha!
this is brill
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# hahaha!
this is bill
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# that too
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# hahaha!
this is ill!
(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Swan lark
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Is that his Signet Ring?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# HONK!
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Ha ha
Nice swanage.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:28, archived)
# sweet
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:34, archived)
# This :D
www.imdb.com/find?s=tt&q=Swan+
(herman:D, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# What a strange mute-ant
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Fucking hell YES!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# oh fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# how much for a cat scan?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:29, archived)
# oh man :(
*readies the spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# YAY!
dog based puns ahoy :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# The lab technician is high too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# wot?
lab pee
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Hah. This joke does rely on knowing a slightly obscure military term ... I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Thanks.
For every hundred people who it goes over the head of there is one educated gent whom it tickles.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# joust a minute
what is this word?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# EAR CATAPHRACTS!!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# {XD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I hear the test is labourious.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# what eh?
and its true - dogs esp labs can smell cancer (like prostate cancr) from sniffing pee
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# even pet dogs..........one woman had a mole on her leg......her dog kept sniffing it...
she had it identified as cancerous
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# wow
esp as old women smell of pee anyway dogs must be geniusessesses
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
#
(Mr Man A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the cat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Cluck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Cock !
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Clock !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Crack!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Creek !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# *Click*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# *Licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# *looks*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# bwuckaaaarrrr
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# P-kaaak!
Brilliant film by the way...
Who would expect twelve men bickering in a room for 90 minutes, could be such a masterpiece?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Coupla new brooches.
Gonna do a few more of these and then open up an etsy shop.

The top one is the bricks from Mario on the NES and the bottom one
is the 2nd in a series of 5 houndstooth brooches I want to finish
before opening for business.

previously

previouslyer

previouslyerer

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# you have impressed my mother greatly
as you are a man who can sew. this also confuses her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Her impressedness and cofusion both pleases and arouses me.
;D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# it wouldn't if you'd ever seen her
she looks like yoda's nan.
oo, must go and reduce my soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# When 500 years old you become, look as good you will not, hhmmmm?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:19, archived)
# I like the way you brooch !
A brooch (pronounced brot) As fashions in brooches changed rather fast, they are important chronological indicators.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Oh the brooches of yesteryear...
What were they thinking?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Your embroidery stuff in your profile is awesome :).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Cheers man. :)
Here's pretty much everything I've done.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# *has a browse*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)
# wow
the middle one looks just like a 20p piece
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# damn
I knew someone would get that in first
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Ace!
Looks like you're got that racket sewn up!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Video game embroidery?
Now I've seen everything!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)

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